“send us a text message”

Yep, back in 1547 there was no such thing as Wi-Fi, because... reasons. Dial-up internet, 56K modems, dragons and wizards and stuff. And no f***ing smartphones. Eeeh, it were grand...

@@EleanorPeterson how did humanity survive?????

@@knuffelknuffi they don't

@@maruftim yes the individuals didnt survive but humanity did

Dystopian Overture am I too young for this joke

If you don't get it then yes. You will understand one day

Ryan Ford >:(

@Jack Snow you're doing it wrong kid.

@Jack Snow Clearly

Perfect comedic timing by Hammond.

*James completely loses his mind*

**james proceeds to fall down seat**

I love how James absolutely corpses at the last part.

+Shakotan Carlos yes we are fucking clever...!!

7:42

I was expecting Hammond to say that

Yeah always are 🤬 clever

7:46

Purple Alex Classic James will be classic :)

the homo version would be fifty shades of gay wouldn't it?

haha so funny

simonburkeisable Darn

What's that blue car called?

Rover p5 v8 coupé

How is anybody meant to say this without messing it up? "Yeah, Richard, can you just say every word of this novel without pausing or messing it up?"

*Clarkson folds like a deck chair*

+II UltraWolf I *Cunstable

+andrew22334455 ok sorry for being dyslexic

+II UltraWolf I No you're fine, it is actually constable, I think he was trying to make a joke...

James said 'Alright cuntstable' she said 'but be gentle.'

I replayed that, A LOT XD

Andrew Micallef I don't really get that one, can you please explain? :P

Fradias11 the way that James May changes the sentence at the last minute and made it sound like a comedic rape made me giggle when everyone else in my house was asleep :P

Andrew Micallef I see, I laughed my ass off too at the "be gentle" part, but I the part I didn't really get was the word "constable(?)" is it a name or actually a word? haha

Fradias11 Yes, constable is another older word for a policeman in the UK (hence making it sound wrong)

+Andrew “some guy with diabetes” Micallef How is it an older word? It's a rank which is still in use.

I don't get that bit

@@conorfleming6580 I think you're old enough now to know that's a sex joke

@@thankyou8333 You're welcome.

He can’t be in a “romance “ movie! Because the great James May will actually repair the washing machines 😂😂😂😂 (according to Mr Clarkson )

I don’t remember the book segment, which episode is that from

That's why the Motorola Razr V3 was so popular. Jeremy Clarkson had one, and he didn't put it on silent when filming.

It was Ford ringing him up to tell him his car had been stolen.

Ashley Monck top gear will be on sky 1

The MineCartKid With Transformers No more NEW Top gear....

there will be just renamed to top speed

The MineCartKid With Transformers So Clarkson, Hammond, May, All will be on said show?

It's been officially announced this week BBC is an arse.

+Design Hasea you forgot 9:15

0:00-10:33 is why.

I dont even get it. Whats the context? Does he mean the dialog has suddenly stopped, which means someone must have missed a line, and he thinks its May because he often forgets his lines?

@@justforever96 well done

in his way. I dont try to decide a favorite, since they are all amusing in their own way. But I sympathize with May the most as far as his interests in tech and intellectual things. And I see what you mean, May has the most classic, subtle, dry British wit. Although Clarkson has a powerful sense of humor and timing, just more outrageous and crude. Hammond is less funny, but hes very likeable, and makes a great foil for the other two.

supposedly Hammond is hilarious when the cameras are off

@@bymafia2606 Yep, Clarkson at one point called him a "naturally funny person"

hammond is hilarious , dunno wtf you re on about@@justforever96

@@bymafia2606 I always thought of Hammond as the "pretty boy" type. Like Davy Jones of The Monkees

Actually, this episode was aired before Richards’s crash (according to the CL65 AMG in the studio), but his reaction is hilarious anyway!

@@red_scorpion_ aah right 😂

9:15 Hammond: Alright! May: Constable," she said, "but be gentle."

Tahkaullus01 ď

No I'm watching in 2016 actually

+Jake Paker yup

Liam Clayson 2017 now

Nope

Liam Clayson me

Bushra Zahair Definitely. TGT is still great, but not as great as Top Gear

Its pretty much the only tv show Ive ever watched. Although it was bound to end, the presenters were getting old and wanted to enjoy their savings in peace. They would have probably ended TG within a few years anyway, like they did TGT. At least TGT gave them a chance to make some real money, not the relatie pittance they made from the BBC. They would have been comfortable enough before, even after Clarkson was fired, but they got moderately rich off what Amazon paid them. It was like $800,000 per episode for Clarkson, $500,000 for the other two. Which is a fair amount when you realize it comes to several million a season. That allowed them to retire in comfort, but out of appreciation for their fans they have agreed to do a yearly episode, so the fans will have something to look forwards to, but tey can enjoy retirement the rest of the year. They didnt have to do any more, it was strictly as a favor to the fans. Which I think is cool of them. I think the show will decline though - it already has - because they are past their prime now, and the best ideas are all took, and they arent willing to face the same dangers and hardships they once did. They are old men now. Its sad, but all things must end, and its wisest to know when to stop. I think they taken the wise course. Someone should tell ACDC and the Stones that old men playin rock and roll just looks silly.

Yeah lol, it's like a trapdoor just opened under his feet

*constable

Cumstable

Plot twist: It was Ford ringing him up to tell him that his car was stolen.

Alex Mitchell i have been forced to watch videos in 144p lately and trust me this is better than 144p lol :P

+Alex Mitchell you damn right

+Alex Mitchell Its like when they censor a guys privates on a porno!

+Alex Mitchell 25p is what the uploader paid for their computer.

0.25?

+GhostsKuriboh That's what he said

... in the world

Apparently the BBC are trying to continue the show in 2016 with new cast. Doubt thats going to go well...

James Smithers pffff BBC fucked up right when Clarkson got sacked

James Smithers no one would watch top gear without the trio...

darklord sauron Only those who like top gear usa and australia :P

James Smithers Well I would still watch it (and no i absolutely dislike USA and Australia Top Gear) BUT it would never be the same, and if its true Clarkson planning another show I'm pretty sure May and Hammond would follow.

That was sort of true back in the day (but not so much by this era, at least in developed nations). I remember when we had no internet in our town, but those who lived 11 miles away had basic dialup, AOL. And our town was not one of the last to get it, it was one of the earlier small towns. I remember what a big deal it was, and I remember when our school got our very first laptops, big clunky grey Apples. The early episodes of this werent far off from that era.

He's not dead lol! They are on amazon prime now.

John Walsh Sorry I meant to say Who's phone was that? My bad.

+JWIRL1996: No, you meant 'whose'.

_[Clarkson losing his shit in the background]_

Amir Kavianpour 720p looks like fucking 240p xD

"I tHink ItS tHe nEwS!"

freedom of speach at its finest

Funny how politcal incorrectness is only good when it's objectifying women. When it's men being objectified all the MRM retards get triggered and shout sexism.

idk what kind of drugs your on but if i give you 10 bucks can you get me some of those?

A dying breed.

@@shooterrick1 you still living in your fantasy world or have you grown up?

+The Original Lundun Geeza oh my God the reliant robin Jesus probably one of the best Top Gear moments.

Then it won't be an hour long haha

Yeah sure, with time and the desire of perfection out of the equation, it would be fun to see the show for fun la verdad!

Its called live

It was the 2000s mate everyone has different standards back at those days that I was too young to even remember seeing I was just a toddler at the time

hello ^^

"240p, we meet again" comment, we meet again. Too often for my liking, actually.

***** ""240p, we meet again" comment, we meet again. Too often for my liking, actually. - we meet AGAIN" Hey, it's a pleasure to meet you. How are you?

You must be really old now! 5 years ago you posted this. I can't wait to reply to 20 year old comments.

Angelo Jensen it didn't even happened ones 😂😂

Was literally thinking the same thing.

i mean, that's understandable

@@beedubree2550 hmm a bit mucg

That was a rover p5

sbaker190189 THE QUEENS'S Rover P5

sbaker190189 Wolseley Hornet

+sbaker190189 Rover 75 tdi

a rover?