"Could be worse, you could be shot in the back of the head by a marksman." Well with *that* headrest, definitely

"Stiiig! See that slippers? Pee in 'em!" Good lord, somebody make me stop laughing my ass off :D

“Dial into the internet Bluetooth mobile phone cord”

this was 13 years ago, let that sink in

The cars may have aged slightly, but the humor definitely hasnt

"it looks like a dog doing it's number 2" , lol. Never gets old

"America online"....wow I feel old

0:08 My Corgi looks exactly like that when she’s doing her “business” 😂.

1:55 - sounds like a russian president elections 😂

"Ain't no guitar" hahahaha

came for the crossfire jokes... stayed for the whole video..

At around 7:00 It's the liquid in your head that extends the range. You can find this out by using a jug of water.( I know this was posted like 2 years ago but whatever).

It's the water in your head, it acts as a sattelite.

''when you hold your central lockig device against your head it doubles its range'' you're a wizard Jeremy, await a letter from Hogwards.

This series is a time capsule for the auto industry

If anyone's wondering, water is the answer to the range of a car key. By putting the key up to your head, you are amplifying the range because water particles oscillate in a similar function to microwaves, something or other. If you don't believe me, try it with a water bottle, it works, i've tested it.

The first bit is hilarious

this was probably the best day of the guy in the last clip’s life. front row of the audience on Top Gear! just for Jeremy to turn to him and point out his huge schnoz lmaoo

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the Crossfire always reminded me of a Blohm und Voss P.170

Looks like a microcassette minus the two small spinning wheels at 5:34

Love these guys!

at 1:15, is mr Clarkson explaining what is possible to do these days in cars so that certain people can make things look like a car crash? Hmm. A bit like the Lone Gunman episode.

I like how they interact with the audience tho

So basically an aftermarket ECU?

0:48 the funny thing with that ford concept is that audi later sold millions of A5's ..

3:01..absolute partridge

The fob works against your head because of the water in your head... You can do the same thing by pressing it to a bottle of water.

About the key thing, the fluids in your head are good enough conductors that it conducts and enhancing your keys range

Hold the metal key part of your key fob against your chin, then push the unlock button. The trick turns your head into an antenna, says Tim Pozar, a Silicon Valley radio engineer. Mr. Pozar explains, “You are capacitively coupling the fob to your head. With all the fluids in your head it ends up being a nice conductor.

That Chrysler is hideous. Not sure what they were thinking about when they designed that ugly shape. It's up there with the Pontiac Aztec.

HAHAHAHAHHAHA THE FIRST CLIP😂😂😂😂

Parking sensors!!! WOOOOOOOOOW

Lol, I miss The Three Amigos on Top Gear. Biggest faux pas by the BBC ever, cupid stunts.

The signal of your key amplifies when you put it to your head because the water in your body amplifies the signal.

Which episode the e60 bmw was tested by May?

That crossfire Chrysler looks like the 1995 Porsche 928!!! I swear, it’s literally the exact same look/ body lines!!!

There are no more nominations hilarious

The vw 2.0 diesel is a work horse. My wife drove an 05 up to 220,000. Didn't do an oil change for over 4 years, and still to this day thinks I'm full of it when I tell her it's time to change the oil again. She thinks because the VW didn't break down in those 4 years that oil changes are a myth.

The reason is the body's electromagnetic field that acts as an amplifies the electromagnetic waves from the key either that or aliens

The key on your head is because of the fluid in your head is a good conductor and works as a large antenna

It's the emp signals from the brain obvs

@5:00 that was already covered back in the 90s in australia in a segment on a skit show called "pooncey ways to lock your car"

just so anyone wanted to know about the whole thing with the remotes increasing in range when you put them to your head apparently the fluids in your body act as a good conductor for radio waves and therefore increases the range

Keyless go works quite well today actually, Jeremy predicted wrong about that.

0:15 "That's what it is" "Hideous" "Ughhh"

2:53 xD

My dad drives a chrysler crossfire same color too.

Parking sensors back then, new tech only on high end models, now it's a standard feature on nearly all cars

1:12 Honesty wish i could do this

i'm glad I don't have a guitar nailed onto my face

What is the first car?

7:35 There is actually enough iron in your body to make a nail 6cm long

What is the car after the Chrysler? 0:25

The car in the second clip was ahead of it's time. Just look at it.

It's the water in your body

what's the first car called?

So the crossfire looks like a Porsche 928 and the Ford that was on after the Chrysler crossfire has the exact some wheels as the Bugatti Veyron.

On my RSX I have a special ECU that I can hook up to my laptop and tune it and control a lot of shit.

Photocopying brackets tonner distribution sounds like a GTA Vice city asset

pffft it's the salt and water in our bodies.

I always loved the Chrysler Crossfire. Jeremy ruined it for me

I really wanted to like that Chrysler Crossfire SRT6 Still cant understand why Clarkson doesnt like it

its a broke mans 350z...

"You're not having an AE86 because it's old". Oh James, you sweet, summer child

Hidious yes. Crossfire chrysler but it is actually an american mercedes clk 320. For real has a m112 v6 merceses engine and 722 auto trans. Greatest find in junkyars for engine swap.and only cost 180 bucks at lkq yards

My first car was a jaguar S type

Top gear was nothing before James

LOL

@ America online wow

More videos please

I wana make a car outta bambo and recyled plasics lighter then testla

The first one about the car taking a dump was funny. The rest were shit.

#bringbackoldtopgear

Second

0:20 if it were a British car he’d probably call it beautiful.

that police constable talking about speeding and callign them criminals ... how do people like that even get position in police force?? people like that belong to loony bins! why? here's why: What is more dangerous? A) a rookie driver in a van, doing 60mp/h or B) a professional driver doing 120mp/h in a sports car? get my "drift" here? you can't judge speed based on numbers. hypercars can SAFELY travel at speeds of like 200mp/h, while a rookie driver in van won't be able to control it at 60mp/h. even braking distance for a loaded van is LONGER than it is for hypercar at like 200mp/h .. personally i've always found speed limits dumb. driving a loaded truck or van on small roads at 30mp/h can already be dangerous, while driving a small sports car on same roads at 60mp/h is quite safe if you know what you're doing. that's my point .. they need to give out special licenses based on what car you drive and how good you are, you should be able to take a special driving test that determines how good of a driver you are at higher speeds, then set that speed limit on your license and cars. for example if you can complete high speed course in a sports car, but cant complete it in a van, then it means you can driver faster in your car, but not in your van. that's what you call common sense and logical law.

What's with the deal with re-using clips? You really got nothing better to do

It's the radiation in your teeth...

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I hate Richard Hammond.