Trump Falls Asleep During First Day of Criminal Trial & Delivers Nonsensical Gettysburg Rant
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15 днів томуThe first criminal trial against Donald Trump is underway, he is trying every way he can to get out of it including his son Barron’s High School graduation, he appeared to be sleeping in the courtroom, he was in Shnecksville, PA on Saturday where he gave a broken-headed interpretation of what happened at Gettysburg during the Civil War, Jimmy breaks down his speech using the chalkboard, thirteen minutes after his trial started he posted several different videos boasting about winning his own golf tournament, the Golden Bachelor and his bride are headed for divorce after just three months of marriage, and in honor of Tax Day it’s time for our second annual “Last Minute Tax Day Deduction Parade.”
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@catherinemoran7652 13 днів тому
Growing up in Gettysburg, I was appalled @ how little he knows of American history. This man is a total disgrace !!!
@connieboothekoloata4525 13 днів тому
AMEN 💯 YOU ARE SO VERY CORRECT!
@markg.7865 12 днів тому
Remember this clown said, the Continental Army of 1776 took over the airports!
@dm889 12 днів тому
he’s not a man!
@MarshallDaGoat 12 днів тому
Yo I also live in getysburg 🤣
@classifiedveteran9879 12 днів тому
@@dm889 man-child would be a better description.
@user-ll7fv6tu7k 13 днів тому
Reporters did some digging and discovered he didn't attend ANY of his other four kid's high school graduations. What kind of father doesn't attend a single graduation of his children? And now he's whining about not going to this last one. What a p.o.s.
@sangeet9100 13 днів тому
he has said that he told his wife that he wanted to see them when he can use them in his business - financially, morally, emotionally, familially bankrupt being
@alexandradaniele 12 днів тому
If this trial wasn't going on, Trump wouldn't go to Barron's graduation. He'd be spending the day cheating at golf. He's just trying to do his usual "I'm a victim" ploy.
@lamontcranston3177 12 днів тому
He's also claiming that he and Barron had discussed his plan to attend for years. That's Trump for you. He never tells a small one when he can tell a big one.
@PaulaDautremont 12 днів тому
He wants to turn Barron's graduation ceremony into a political rally and make that day about himself.
@steve4628 12 днів тому
@@PaulaDautremontif he attends , which the courts shouldn't bow to his requests for "other obligations", the school will probably ask him to pay the all the unpaid tuition.🤣🤣
@mercedeslouise3532 12 днів тому
Baron asked the judge to please not allow his embarrassing father to attend his graduation 😆
@debgorman5850 7 днів тому
That kid never smiles!!!!,.......I wonder why!
@smitchell1002 12 днів тому
WHY is he allowed to have a microphone and press conference outside the courtroom?? Is this allowed for all other criminals? Who pays for this? The people of New York. Absolutely ridiculous. Take away the microphone!
@luispiros 12 днів тому
According to him he has the “Right to talk” 😂
@hoosmyster 12 днів тому
and there are other cases where you can be 4x over a lethal limit of fentanyl and have an entire social movement started over your suicide and have it blamed on someone else.
@scottshields4477 11 днів тому
MAGA
@hangthemhigh 11 днів тому
yes it's allowed it's something called freedom of speech .
@hangthemhigh 11 днів тому
@@luispiros according to something called the constitution he has the right to talk.
@molls127 13 днів тому
i'm sure barron would prefer he not be there 😂
@Livvygirl-wd3li 13 днів тому
😂
@bella3775 13 днів тому
Melania probably made a deal with prosecutors just so Trump won’t be allowed to attend it.
@publicuser2534 13 днів тому
He’d bring too much attention to a day he should have the right to forget.
@nycbklynrmp 11 днів тому
yep bc his dad will make it a rally about him, lol not like he helped him with homework LMBO
@byedumdum4706 11 днів тому
I'm sure poor Ashley Biden would have preferred Joey not be there while she was showering.
@Columbiastargazer 13 днів тому
the man who cheated on wife #1 with #2(who got pregnant while he was still married to #1) cheated on #2 with #3; and cheated on #3 with an adult star and a playboy model, enjoys the full support of the party of "family values"
@Albanach-je1nk 13 днів тому
I can see why MAGA find him to be so Family orantlted
@daydreamer8662 13 днів тому
@@Albanach-je1nk Yeah, he keeps starting new families
@kano358 13 днів тому
and now he sells bibles and the Christians love him ! Square that circle ?
@manongagnon9704 13 днів тому
Name somebody Trump never cheated???🤷♀️🤦♀️
@blauskie 13 днів тому
The only way they could love him more is if he got it on with his daughter.
@vickie2263 12 днів тому
OMG, I'm DYING!!!!😂😂😂😆😆😆💀💀💀 That "Gettysburg" report was GOLD!!!! You were being too kind with the F+
@karline313 12 днів тому
😂😂😂😂
@hannahb.4722 12 днів тому
Did you notice that no one in the crowd seemed to be listening? Seriously, what motivates these people to follow him?
@vickie2263 12 днів тому
@@hannahb.4722 I'm convinced they don't care what he says. Trump can say the sky is purple....the grass is blue....Trumpians don't care!!!!
@vickie2263 11 днів тому
@hannahb.4722 They don't care. Trump can say anything to them...the sky is purple, the grass is pink...anything! They will believe it, and they don't care what he's ranting about.
@Lv-nq9qz 12 днів тому
Hes expected to be in court from 9:30am-4:30pm, 4 days a week? Wow, thats more work than hes ever had to do in his life.
@byedumdum4706 10 днів тому
Certainly more than Joey Bidens work schedule, as President of the USA.
@gtvon1 9 днів тому
Jealousy is hard on a person, give it up and free yourself.
@joeswanson7548 6 днів тому
Suppose he just woke up a billionaire 🤔
@Ed_H. 13 днів тому
D'ump's hand gestures remind me of those little toy monkeys that you wind up and they bang their cymbals together. Remember those?
@user-oj1wv6qb5v 13 днів тому
I do! Your so right. If you wanna see what 2nd term will be. Watch. Rise of the Nazis. You will see how alike they really are. For real......
@cheriem432 13 днів тому
His air accordion has always bugged me.
@darakinsey7775 13 днів тому
It's an air accordion 😅
@grahammcfadyenhill9555 13 днів тому
His poor dead mother, rest her soul, took the cymbals away when he was a toddler.
@scottramsay7439 13 днів тому
@@darakinsey7775All that's missing is the tip jar.
@erikcareswell6768 13 днів тому
LOLZ.. Trump talking about Gettysburg reminded me instantly of Bart Simpson giving a book report on a book he never read.
@adamclifton29 13 днів тому
Just like when he was asked what his favorite passage in the Bible is. I'm not religious either but I'm not going to lie and pretend I am lol. That's just sad
@donnyvonshitzinpants_4_jail_24 13 днів тому
😂
@JediMasterGeoff 10 днів тому
"In conclusion, Syria is a land of contrasts."
@donnamiller83 12 днів тому
WHAT!! WHAT!! WE would NEVER be excused to go to OUR child's graduation during OUR criminal trial!!!
@edvh88 12 днів тому
The chalk board breakdown of donal trumps stream of consciousness BROKE ME 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@user-nc4ck7ls9p 12 днів тому
Me too😂😂😂😂 brilliant 😂😂
@markusbrunner5706 11 днів тому
same watched it 3 times what an unbelievable 🤣
@teehen6694 13 днів тому
🤔So let me get this straight. The man that put the judge’s daughter life at risk wants that same judge to be accommodating to him for his son?🤯
@user-ux4lx4we8o 13 днів тому
Definitely a Trumpy University graduate 🎉😂😂😂😂
@Catharine662 13 днів тому
Good point!
@mikebunting7262 13 днів тому
Irony is a word that isn't in his vocabulary
@thelegendinhisownmind7038 13 днів тому
Jeez...I died when Trump talked about Robert E. Lee no longer being in favor. Like, when was Lee EVER in favor in the state of Pennsylvania? Lol. Pennsylvania was part of the frickin union.🤣🤣🤣
@caiqueazoid 13 днів тому
🤣😝😂🤣😝😂😁😉
@SuzzieMarie0130 13 днів тому
I doubt Lee ever used the term “…me boys!” Like he was some Tammany Hall ward boss or whatever
@KENICUSONE 13 днів тому
Trump has no concept of American 🇺🇸 history. He babbles incoherently and his cult applauds. Gettysburg was beautiful?
@KENICUSONE 13 днів тому
@@SuzzieMarie0130: me lucky 🍀 charms too
@valiaudet3415 13 днів тому
Who is trumps writer? 😂😂
@kellycury8515 12 днів тому
He doesn't even know where Gettysburg is! As a Pennsylvanian I take offense to that. Go away, we don't want you in our state.
@Vickzq 4 дні тому
Joe couldn't even tell you what a woman is. So what are you crying about?
@mommaP5150 12 днів тому
People that break the law often lose the freedom to be there for their kids. It's a thing.
@vinniediesel1369 13 днів тому
Signs of a psychopath • behavior that conflicts with all social norms. • disregarding or violating the rights of others. • unconcerned to distinguish between right and wrong. • extreme difficulty showing remorse, void of empathy. • tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner. • extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others. • no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions while claiming ownership of the success of others.
@Erin.56 13 днів тому
He fits every one…. He is 100% the definitions of psychopath/sociopath and malignant narcissist
@user-oj1wv6qb5v 13 днів тому
Watch rise of the Nazis. You can see just what you mention. It's scary. He is a malignant narcissist. If he loses. He will try to take everyone he can down. Very dangerous person. A++++ assessment.
@two-sense 13 днів тому
You forgot one - having the first name Donald and the last name Trump.
@catherinestewart3864 13 днів тому
Yeah he fits the bill
@alainarchambault2331 13 днів тому
I prefer "malignant narcissist."
@faithinverity8523 13 днів тому
Dear, Mr Trump. Many of us have found an easy way to attend our childrens’ events: we abstain from committing crime.
@BigJ11617 12 днів тому
You are BRILLIANT, Jimmy!!!❤❤❤
@2Madre 11 днів тому
Jimmy Carr is brilliant but this guy has great writers and delivery
@MsThebeMoon 12 днів тому
Dozing donny outdid himself with that word salad. He's the personification of the quote: "Better to appear a fool than speak and remove all doubt".
@gtvon1 9 днів тому
You just proved your own quote with your comment, well played.
@karenmccurdy4448 13 днів тому
He probably doesn't even know Barron's birthday...
@grahammcfadyenhill9555 13 днів тому
Does he know the name of Barron's father?
@tonikelm4461 13 днів тому
He probably asks, "Barron who?"
@Gravydog316 13 днів тому
oh, i'll bet all the money in the world you are right
@tuxcats8518 13 днів тому
He was preoccupied during that time wasn't he? Kinda like why we are having this trial in the first place.
@tuxcats8518 13 днів тому
@@grahammcfadyenhill9555I thought he was a test tube baby.
@daveboryszewski130 13 днів тому
The Nodfather!!
@Livvygirl-wd3li 13 днів тому
Trump’s dad FRED TRUMP. Fred was tied to KKK. Look it up! It was on the news paper.
@sherryforrest6564 13 днів тому
Don Snoreleone
@ArleneCarney-ec5lc 13 днів тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@j.r.williams7095 11 днів тому
I have tears 😂 in my eyes from laughing so hard. Jimmy is on 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@arianalaiche-oriez9733 11 днів тому
During his Gettysburg speech I finally got to watch the reactions of the people behind him one is doing the fake binoculars thing, one is yawning...Then they just all look confused.
@Hammydavis 13 днів тому
Is he insane? We were not respected. I traveled throughout Europe and we were the laughing stock. Everybody asked me towards the end of my trip. I started telling people I was from Canada because I didn’t wanna talk about that big buffoon anymore.
@Commenting-answering 13 днів тому
God you made me laugh with this one. Thanks. Brilliant!
@ik7482 13 днів тому
🤔🥺🤨
@Dreyno 13 днів тому
As a European, I just want any to confirm this.
@lenkacfk7155 13 днів тому
Came here to say this - we were watching Trump's Corona briefings on German tv and either in stunned disbelief or laughing our asses off. No one with a shred of intelligence respected any aspect of Trump's presidency in any way. He was a joke.
@rogermorris8737 13 днів тому
America has a long uphill journey to recover from the impact of Drowsy Donald. If the situation was not so serious, it would be hilarious - the country that has jackbooted its 'democracy' and justice' on all manner of other countries is actually a gerrymandered Christian extremist theocracy
@Godric_71 13 днів тому
Not a single person behind him was paying any attention.
@ecomwebspacedotcom 13 днів тому
😂 what are they chatting about? Dump Merchandise?
@Godric_71 13 днів тому
@ecomwebspacedotcom I don't know, but one was yawning and another dude was making duck lips.
@JaniceRogers-pq2cm 13 днів тому
Do you think they could smell trump?
@Godric_71 13 днів тому
@@JaniceRogers-pq2cm Either they are talking about his smell or are blaming it on each other.
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 13 днів тому
@@Godric_71they were wondering why the hell is he talking about Gettysburg, when they were up in Allentown!
@alexandermacdougall7873 12 днів тому
I cant wait for the Not-So-Great Pumpkin to just be gone.
@BGM16 12 днів тому
Thank you Jimmy, great monologue 😊.
@laurie113 13 днів тому
DoZo the clown…..PERFECT!!!!
@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 13 днів тому
I like Don Snoreleone
@vb8801 13 днів тому
I love when criminals get upset that the consequences to their actions interfere with their schedules
@Erin.56 13 днів тому
LOL
@GweiTheLeafChild 13 днів тому
That is if he actually cared about his son at all, and isn't using his high school graduation as a pretense to delay the trial.
@williamj.sheehan2001 13 днів тому
"Criminals"? So, what crime has Trump been convicted of?
@williamj.sheehan2001 13 днів тому
@@GweiTheLeafChild Like you'd know that, Gwei.
@allenlovell1604 13 днів тому
His only political rallies should be confined to " Zoom or Skype Video Meetings 📹 " under court supervision, I think 🤔.
@sandyjohnson5111 12 днів тому
High school graduations are usually held on the weekend. I hope the judge verifies that date before he allows him to go.
@arellatikvah 11 днів тому
Here in NJ most graduations are during the week. It keeps down the number of people attending as there usually isn't enough room. Even my daughters' college graduations were during the week.
@suzrau 12 днів тому
Lol, this will go down in history as the new Gettysburg address. So profound. Oh yes, America, you definitely want to give this clown another term.
@marcjones4351 13 днів тому
Speaking as a historian - what the hell was that about Gettysburg??? He lost which general again? That was... insane. Another word salad of stupidity.
@francesmoffett8042 13 днів тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@arechj 13 днів тому
He's telling his base to start a Civil War so he can be Dicktator.
@arechj 13 днів тому
Like Jan 6 - telling them without telling them.
@Blue-ff2qv 13 днів тому
Never fight uphill, me boy, never fight uphill.
@cnwil4594 13 днів тому
That was extremely disturbing, and to believe some people want him as President again, absolutely mindboggling.
@kateuhler7803 13 днів тому
We LOST all respect worldwide because of that orange monster. Every accusation, a confession. 🙄
@Erin.56 13 днів тому
Orange monster is right
@nonya.bizness 13 днів тому
no WE didn't. HE did. WE are going to fix that soon.
@heidicorzine1208 13 днів тому
We did lose respect worldwide because we still have a great many Americans who will still vote for him!
@spirited6086 12 днів тому
Gettysburg, what a horrible.. What a beautiful thing that was. SMH.
@cindygamboa7112 11 днів тому
Please. We need young candidates that can help us with innovation and bring real solutions to the challenging situations we face every day.
@benlynar9438 13 днів тому
The corrupt will always see accountability as persecution
@deonna9100 13 днів тому
🎯
@daler.steffy1047 12 днів тому
An impressive and well-stated comment.
@EatshtMAGAts 13 днів тому
Funny how 45 is suddenly concerned for it's youngest son; where was that " fatherly" concern when Barron was 4 months old and daddy dearest was out screwing around?!
@neildaniels1423 12 днів тому
Mother may have lost track, but that is Melania's son? Either way, I assumed she would miss the graduation because she forgot to stop by Walgreens to get some sparkle polish.
@captainawesomesplayground5403 12 днів тому
I love how he says R E Lee is no longer in favor and immedietly Mike Lindell pops up
@peterlarsen7779 8 днів тому
His description of Gettysburg proves he hasn't got a _freakin'_ clue! $10 says he couldn't find Gettysburg on a map!
@censusgary 13 днів тому
If Donnie does go to Barron’s graduation, that will probably be the most time he’s ever spent with the poor kid.
@archangelvvv 13 днів тому
No doubt Barron is hoping he doesn't show up and embarrass him in front of everyone
@user-vv8ux1kn3n 13 днів тому
Barron was probably unwanted and melania told trump she was not getting an abortion period.
@jasontysoe138 13 днів тому
@archangelvvv 100%... what an embarrassment he is
@marvinmartin4692 13 днів тому
Gettysburg word salad!
@franko69 13 днів тому
The kids name is Barron.
@StarChasershere 13 днів тому
Clown45 isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal.
@disastermaster1413 13 днів тому
nice copy and paste
@starlessmystery6429 13 днів тому
I noticed this too. He's so stupid, if he just admitted it in the first place he could have settled it all out of court.
@ferox965 13 днів тому
@@disastermaster1413 Doesn't matter. It's true.
@conniewojahn6445 13 днів тому
@@ferox965 diaper don's tactic is to repeat repeat repeat enough times so that whatever he says becomes "normal".
@EricSanchez-sy3cg 13 днів тому
It hurts cause I actually thought we was working together but she was setting me up
@yoswifty303 12 днів тому
The chalkboard part of the video was hilarious.
@joscharf1080 12 днів тому
Dear Jimmy, you and your writing staff are truly wordsmiths, so crafty and clever with language. I love it! Keep up the good work!
@peace4myheart 13 днів тому
Sounds like someone doesn't know anything about Gettysburg.
@philipem1000 13 днів тому
Trump sounds exactly like the kid who didn't read the book, giving his book report! (disclaimer: that's not original with me, but it sure as hell fits...)
@dceplay 13 днів тому
Gettysburg or about anything else for that matter...
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 13 днів тому
@@dceplaybut he knew who Lee was (except for the whole pirate voice thing I guess)
@marygillmeister6013 13 днів тому
It was bizarre to see a former President waxing poetic about a Confederate General to a bunch of Pennsylvanians. Were they not in the Union? 👻
@Member_zero 13 днів тому
@@user-zb9lv3gh8s The only thing he knows about Robert E. Lee is that he existed. That's it.
@HairynosedWombat163 13 днів тому
He is a sham! He was showing his contempt by pretending to fall asleep. It's what kids do when they are being reprimanded for acting up. Shows the level of his mentality, five years old!
@cheriem432 13 днів тому
. . . if that. And only on *good days*.
@user-oj1wv6qb5v 13 днів тому
Agreed!
@Chez8922-kf6cy 13 днів тому
As I understand it people with Narcissistic Personality Disorder never grow up emotionally. They stop around four to six. Explains his temper tantrums.
@candywarmuth6241 13 днів тому
Agree!
@grahammcfadyenhill9555 13 днів тому
Adderall crash.
@meme-tg6hr 10 днів тому
Jimmy, GO FOR THE JUGULAR. KEEP IT UP. ❤❤
@JayDovnerRRP День тому
That rant about Gettysburg actually had me cracking up. Watching some of the people behind him was good too.
@Mozart1220 13 днів тому
Every other word out of his mouth is "nobody's ever seen anything like it" ...
@two-sense 13 днів тому
I know. It's horrible. Nobody's ever seen anything like it. Oops.
@grahammcfadyenhill9555 13 днів тому
He is talking about himself...he is just so dense.
@anthonycanton9353 13 днів тому
This was Jimmy Kimmel at his best!! The Gettysburg battle description by Trump was hilarious!!!
@bernadinesymczak617 11 днів тому
4 years ago he told us to drink bleach And NO TOILET PAPER Stable genius
@anthonylong5870 12 днів тому
Im pretty sure it was Roosevelt who quoted about "Never fight up hill me boys" speaking to his rough riders who had just charged a hilltop
@outlawbillionairez9780 13 днів тому
"These jurors...big, with muscles you've never seen..came running, tears streaming down their faces, and said"Sir,Sir, you're guilty,Sir!"
@two-sense 13 днів тому
"It was a beautiful moment. Nobody has ever seen anything like it. Wanna buy a bible?"
@outlawbillionairez9780 13 днів тому
@@two-sense"My cellmates say they've never seen anyone who knows so much about jails!"
@sundayhinojosa8114 13 днів тому
I know 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Gravydog316 13 днів тому
"Soap. In the shower. Very slippery. I was winning, even though I bent over to pick up the soap, & these awful convicts... like at Gettysburg. Horrible. Very sad. Crying. Sore butt."
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 13 днів тому
@@outlawbillionairez9780that's because he's got such a big, err, brain...
@donnamcardle8928 13 днів тому
Trump never went to any of his kiddos graduations
@user-fl3sr2kh5c 13 днів тому
He doesn’t even know which kid it is 😂
@jannetteberends8730 13 днів тому
I was wondering that too
@jamiejoygatto 13 днів тому
He probably forgot the kid's name.
@nhatvu8800 13 днів тому
Did his kids even go to school?
@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg 13 днів тому
What Graduations?
@bartonted 12 днів тому
The first Trump to get a school certificate, that wasn't paid for.
@shellzbellz57 11 днів тому
Bloody hell never watched Jimmy & i cant stop laughing jimmys good alright 😂😂😂😂😂
@mikelytou 13 днів тому
"until the court room sketch artist runs out of orange" Was such an underappreciated joke 😂
@deonna9100 13 днів тому
💁🏾♀️🤣😭🎯❗
@cameronroberts4296 13 днів тому
I liked Donny “Nappleseed”.
@thetinman7371 13 днів тому
I liked it! 🤣
@michaelmdy 12 днів тому
A real applicable quote from Robert E Lee, “I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself.”
@classifiedveteran9879 12 днів тому
It's a good quote. Just don't forget Robert E. Lee owned slaves, was a white supremacist, and was a traitor to the United States of America.
@Itcouldbebunnies 12 днів тому
As a proud slave owner, I'm sure he was an expert at controlling others...🙄
@corners23251 12 днів тому
@@Itcouldbebunnies heh heh heh; good one
@tammyjohnson1927 12 днів тому
Is just a dog whistle for his followers you know that there's no substance policy or any type of legislative importance to his speeches. He said stupid things and people laughed on cue.
@AfiaA.-vb3xz 11 днів тому
Is it about Biden?
@usmcchrisg 9 днів тому
When you see it in print the depth of the stupidity really hits hard.
@aliceflood2435 12 днів тому
I love Jimmey Kimmels comments. I just have to remember not to drink water and laugh😅
@ttburn6338 13 днів тому
"Isn`t it past your prison time, Donald?"
@barbarastiffler8810 13 днів тому
You must be talking about Joe whose always lost and confused like his puppets
@jimsmith7212 13 днів тому
@@barbarastiffler8810 You aren't paying attention, are you?
@steverichards1482 13 днів тому
@@barbarastiffler8810 no, he's literally talking about trump, who is in court, his name isn't Donald Biden.
@johnwells7566 13 днів тому
@@barbarastiffler8810nope.... Definitely Velveeta Voldemort.... 😂
@mailelouie658 13 днів тому
By 55+ years
@patticrichton1135 13 днів тому
"NOBODY'S EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS" yeah DONNIE, NO PRESIDENT has EVER done the THINGS you have done that DESERVED to go to court! THAT'S NOTHING to be PROUD about!!
@sandralybrand9425 11 днів тому
Poor little Victim Me!😂😂🤣🤣
@WayneRogers-xc3xi 12 днів тому
Keep up the work thanks jimmy
@TheWtfanime 13 днів тому
Anyone under a criminal trial shouldn't be aloud to run to for any office... that should be just common sense. It's past his jail time.
@publicuser2534 13 днів тому
@@westcoastbred7745I c what u did thair
@geibel07 13 днів тому
@@westcoastbred7745- What’s with the * ?
@ElSantoLuchador 13 днів тому
@@geibel07 Using an '*' is what grammar nazis do when they are correcting someone.
@noddier 13 днів тому
His bought judges overturned that Constitutional Amendment just for Trump who got them appointed.
@kathybutterfield2760 13 днів тому
If he's convicted, can he run as a felon? Is there even a rule about it? Our founders never dreamed.....
@FalconXE302 13 днів тому
Seriously, if anyone can't recognise Trump idiocy after his speech about Gettysburg... then they are also truly idiotic.
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 13 днів тому
Especially cause he was talking to a crowd in Allentown
@zavier0123 12 днів тому
I LOVE...LOVE..LOVE JIMMY KIMMEL AND THE SHOW!!!
@barbmadsen6708 8 днів тому
Give Trump a colouring book and an orange crayon. Keep him busy all day
@stephanieames66 13 днів тому
I think he pretended to nod off because he wants to act like this trial is no big deal. Just such a waste of his time. LOCK him up.
@mariegarside8830 13 днів тому
Drowsy Donald
@LiberallyAbsurd02 13 днів тому
He's so used to being in court that it probably bored him. Definitelty unfit for office
@alanl.simmons9726 13 днів тому
Sundowning ?
@marysaum2213 13 днів тому
No Adderall today
@walterbo7687 13 днів тому
He did not pretend. He's sleepy Don
@toryhyde9306 13 днів тому
I’m on the east coast and I stay up every night waiting for Jimmy Kimmels monologue! I looked forward to it every day!
@joannajamerson35 13 днів тому
It's really good
@kimclarke5018 13 днів тому
Me too
@theresanakagawa5013 13 днів тому
Me too. His monologues are the best.
@cheriem432 13 днів тому
It's easier to do here on the west coast.
@Moon_Thief_420 13 днів тому
Same here! I'm in CT, and wait for these notifications.
@yolamontalvan9502 11 днів тому
This time, GIVE HIM A PRISON SENTENCE.
@cappiece3786 11 днів тому
Nobody's ever seen anything like this. Youd think hed come up with something different.
@Shabbyie 12 днів тому
Barron will be delighted not to have his embarrassment of a father there.
@WilliamTaylorIII 12 днів тому
Barron probably asks his mother all the time "when can we go live in your home country"
@michaellucas8882 12 днів тому
Embarrassing when your dad becomes president and a billionaire
@ghostpine 12 днів тому
Go buy another red hat 😂
@peggyking9543 12 днів тому
@@michaellucas8882Not quite. When he SAYS he's President and SAYS he's a billionaire.
@Brea95 12 днів тому
@@michaellucas8882billionaire? Is that why he can’t pay his bills?
@StrawberryDragon645 13 днів тому
Why on earth would his wife and son want him at the graduation in the first place. Why would the other graduates and their parents want him there making this the worst experience of their lives?
@joeleong1719 13 днів тому
He's there to raise money Haha
@alanfairbrother890 13 днів тому
He didn’t go to the other three, graduations.
@sharonharris9782 13 днів тому
@@alanfairbrother890three? He has five children. So, you left out Tiffany? 😂
@kathybrigger9431 13 днів тому
He would go to steal the attention from his son and make it about his campaign.
@ydnicsmada7368 13 днів тому
Exactly what I thought. It’s Barron’s day but DJT will make it about himself.
@CatherineSTodd 12 днів тому
"Dozo the Clown" ... good one, Jimmy! LOL!!!
@Rugelacharugula 13 днів тому
As a teacher, I’ve graded Gettysburg book reports like this…seriously. This is bad for a 6th grader!
@Mikados_Advark12 13 днів тому
When Dozy Don was president- the rest of the world (us) considered America to have lost its marbles - not admired at all.
@dianavaldez5644 11 днів тому
Jimmy your awesome
@Chrisgry 10 днів тому
Hello 👋 Beautiful Lady 🌹..How are you and the weather condition like?
@thespacecowboy420 10 днів тому
If this isn't proof of insanity I don't know what is
@HelynnHeels 13 днів тому
Reading what he says is even more painful than actually hearing him say it. Wow.
@Commenting-answering 13 днів тому
I know. I read his speech on the Elipse (spelling?). It was horrifying.
@emilymcplugger 13 днів тому
@HelynnHeels “Wow…yeah”.
@user-zn5qg4se6q 13 днів тому
No one has seen anything like this! Donnie. You already SAID THAT! 10000000 times!
@sundayhinojosa8114 13 днів тому
Don't forget the huge muscular dude with tears in his eyes🤣🤣
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 13 днів тому
Did you know Lincoln was a republican? Not a lot of people know that...
@RonnieG 13 днів тому
@@user-zb9lv3gh8severyone who knows the tiniest bit of history knows that. Did you know about the dixiecrats & the change of ideology?
@janeh6217 13 днів тому
@@RonnieG I do believe that was sarcasm you're replying to. It's supposed to be another thing tfg would say.
@kelbatt7729 13 днів тому
slowly but surely you can see it ; the country has had enough of trump
@loristitt65 9 днів тому
UNBELIEVABLE!
@solvseus 13 днів тому
"I have to just sit there in court, unable to say anything" You mean, like every other trial ever? 🤨
@mariannerivera2720 13 днів тому
LOOK AT THE CROWD BEHIND TRUMP THERE ALL LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LIKE WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@elvinn9434 13 днів тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@HelpMeRhonda62 13 днів тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@felixbeaulieu852 13 днів тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@johnprouse6173 4 дні тому
He paid them to be there to listen to this crap
@jmorrison44601 12 днів тому
Did trump not pay the "Blacks for Trump" guys? I noticed they are not in the background this time 😂😂
@cherylboucher4491 12 днів тому
I need a t-shirt with Never fight uphill me boys.
@sfl6307 13 днів тому
PLEASE WATCH THE PEOPLE BEHIND HIM, their faces 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cheahkaimun1 13 днів тому
How much those clowns at the back are being “ paid “???????? Damn
@holon4662 12 днів тому
I just wrote a comment on that as well, befiore I saw yours: He could as well talk to zombies. Nobody would be able to tell the difference.
@jetbossard7923 13 днів тому
Always look at the expressions on those paid actors who are standing behind him. They come from Craigslist Ads and get paid very little to be there. These ppl are clearly BORED.
@caronstout354 13 днів тому
And that 1 black guy looks uncomfortable...
@aliceputt3133 13 днів тому
I like the kid in the red jacket yawning.
@karenakelly2526 13 днів тому
The kid to the right, and behind Trump...making faces, lol.
@Gravydog316 13 днів тому
LOL my cousins went to his Arizona rally & each got $50, which they donated to the animal shelter
@Commenting-answering 13 днів тому
@@Gravydog316Is that where Trump is going to get his next wife from?
@AaronPowers-qg1tf 11 днів тому
Narration A+
@theageofisgone 13 днів тому
Watching all of the geniuses standing behind him during his Gettysburg speech says it all!!!
@mesaeddie 13 днів тому
It looked like a Mouth Breather Convention.
@carolw8579 13 днів тому
Very accurate. Sheesh 🙄
@kathybrigger9431 13 днів тому
Bobble Heads.
@AndrewMacLaine 13 днів тому
They were literally yawning and looking away! I hope it was a "snap out of it" moment for a few. At the guy in the right making faces was invested lol.
@Pbav8tor 13 днів тому
It looked to me like they were looking for the off ramp, rally exit, port-a-potty 😂
@lisapoynter1814 13 днів тому
His own behavior is keeping him from his son's graduation. And by the way, he didn't say a mumbling word on his son's 18th birthday.
@Baliane22 13 днів тому
We all know by now, Trump will use anyone even his last born for his own selfish goals. It wasn’t about Baron, it was Trump trying to hold a rally.
@revecarodriguez709 7 днів тому
I really don’t think Baron would miss him at graduation, instead make him feel at ease!
@S.Shea2432 13 днів тому
"Sleepy Dozo The Clown." "Sleepy Don The Con." 😴
@S.Shea2432 13 днів тому
I learned THE REAL FACTS about Gettysburg in Middle School!! 💯
@jimsmith7212 13 днів тому
Well, to be honest, he wasn't really wrong. 😂
@blauskie 13 днів тому
Was it beautiful?
@williamstroud5449 13 днів тому
From Sarah palin
@DR.Poncho-dx4zr 13 днів тому
@blauskie So beautiful! In fact, some people are saying no one's ever seen a more beautiful battle ever since then.
@markmac2206 13 днів тому
I got most of it from Remember The Titans.
@tonyfanfarone 10 днів тому
Go Jimmy!
@azariesfire9166 12 днів тому
You left out the part where he wisely intoned “bleahflupboooish”.
@jacobgood4842 13 днів тому
I prefer my presidents be awake and alert not sleeping in court
@WillDanceAlone2U 13 днів тому
Trump, tax day in court. How appropriate.
@daydreamer8662 13 днів тому
He said "Tax day, what's that?"
@-11_11 10 днів тому
He's proud to be there! He doesn't even know where he is..lmao! 😂❤
@Beastmode7400 День тому
Just like how Biden doesn’t know where’s he is at 90% of the time? 🤣🤦🏻♂️
@davewitty3307 11 днів тому
Trump…the gift that keeps giving to jimmy. What are you going to do when you don’t have this comedy gold? Are you planning for the future and hiring a 10x team of writers when this is in the past?
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