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Day 21 of #Squattergate is upon us, Trump did his ceremonial duty by pardoning the White House turkey, retweeted actor Randy Quaid 5 times, we matched Trump to music from Dreamgirls, Jimmy offers you a way to get out of your Thanksgiving Family Zoom, and he gives Harvard grad Bennett from “The Bachelorette” a chance to redeem himself with a make-up quiz after he failed on last week’s episode.
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@melissahawks5909
@melissahawks5909 3 роки тому
Would have been hilarious if Bennett said he actually went to Harvard Total Landscaping
@LeticiaSPandaMcfly6
@LeticiaSPandaMcfly6 3 роки тому
😂😂
@shesheandtheblues6289
@shesheandtheblues6289 3 роки тому
That's exactly what I was thinking he'd say jokingly 🤣
@msc2u1
@msc2u1 3 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@EV6CrashCam
@EV6CrashCam 3 роки тому
Lmao I’m so glad no one heard the ridiculous laugh I made reading this 😂😂😂
@joeschlicht
@joeschlicht 3 роки тому
LMAO
@bexanne99
@bexanne99 3 роки тому
Jimmy as someone who was placed in an medically induced coma and placed on a ventilator. I did not have COVID-19. I was in full respiratory failure and a trauma was called. My husband and my parents were given the news that my prognosis was very grim. I was transferred to a bigger City, 90 miles away. I was diagnosed with severe pneumonia, a pulmonary embolism and a 26mm hole in my heart. I want everyone who won’t wear a mask to understand what being on a ventilator is like. After my amazing family, including my 16 year old son, spent 2 weeks in that coma. I woke up and was still on the ventilator. I was constantly choking on my own mucus. My lungs were constantly trying to get rid of mucas. I had to have my mouth and throat and suctioned dozens of times a day. That is just 1 of the awful things I experienced. The absolute worst being, seeing my loved ones faces. I can’t imagine what they had been through. I am now recovering from Open heart surgery. I am a warrior just like your gorgeous boy. I was inspired by Billy and I want to say thank you to you all for sharing your story. Please wear masks everyone, you have no clue what you are risking. 😷
@Tanya-qb6ys
@Tanya-qb6ys 3 роки тому
Wishing u a speedy recovery 🙏 ❤
@michaelreborn9656
@michaelreborn9656 3 роки тому
Glad you are still with us and thank you for sharing that story. Perhaps, if people keep hearing the stories then it might sink in eventually that it is not worth the risk.
@yoal6557
@yoal6557 3 роки тому
Sending best wishes from down under! 💕
@sueridgard9068
@sueridgard9068 3 роки тому
Sorry you had to go through all that. Hope you are getting better and stronger. Take care.
@TLGUK117
@TLGUK117 3 роки тому
Meh, dont care. Worse things happen to better people. Sue me.
@jdd9993
@jdd9993 3 роки тому
The "Dreamgirls" skit was FLAWLESS! One of the best engineered bits ever!
@graham974
@graham974 3 роки тому
“Retweeting Randy Quaid” should be the official medical basis for having a person deemed criminally insane
@markdrum2392
@markdrum2392 3 роки тому
Or criminally inane
@narvul
@narvul 3 роки тому
Well........ therefor he should be a threat for himself and /or others.
@0T772
@0T772 3 роки тому
I'm old enough to know Randy is just Eddie Griswald, cause he's sure acting like him!!!!
@angelm8921
@angelm8921 3 роки тому
Trump: "Trust me, I know turkeys, nobody knows turkeys better than me."
@goldies6909
@goldies6909 3 роки тому
His iq is as brilliant as a turkey 🦃 😪
@truongtrungchinh163
@truongtrungchinh163 3 роки тому
he should just start screaming like a baby one day because it would have the same affect
@scubageek17
@scubageek17 3 роки тому
Me: “Well yeah... it takes one to know one...”
@x2tb
@x2tb 3 роки тому
Those aren't turkeys sir... those are chickens that got trapped in your spray booth this morning.
@lisas953
@lisas953 3 роки тому
😂😂😂
@randyschwaggins
@randyschwaggins 3 роки тому
Bennett's mum off camera giving him the answers....😂😂😂
@ractsninjas
@ractsninjas 3 роки тому
Trump "I've done more for Turkeys than any other President in history."
@lisazabriskie4773
@lisazabriskie4773 3 роки тому
Apropos 😂
@alboss52
@alboss52 3 роки тому
Yes he has don’t be jealous
@potatochips5282
@potatochips5282 3 роки тому
@@alboss52 No one is jealous, trust me.
@philliesphan312
@philliesphan312 3 роки тому
He has they have the lowest unemployment rate!
@nakeasimone13
@nakeasimone13 3 роки тому
Now that was funny
@joanalorenzo6949
@joanalorenzo6949 3 роки тому
So he lost to "the worst candidate" according to him. So that makes him a bigger loser. Losing now 3 times in Georgia.
@kerrynicholls6683
@kerrynicholls6683 3 роки тому
Let’s make it four
@Ginhendriks
@Ginhendriks 3 роки тому
Hahahaha
@senorcorente
@senorcorente 3 роки тому
Trump "I've done more for Turkeys than any other President in history."
@shellecapos8574
@shellecapos8574 3 роки тому
kerry nicholls Yes!!🤸🏽‍♂️
@outlawJosieFox
@outlawJosieFox 3 роки тому
They say the most dangerous time is when you are actually trying to leave your abusive relationship.
@altumurnemtzra2026
@altumurnemtzra2026 3 роки тому
@Quaker 2019 Trump is holding a knife with his tiny hands.
@altumurnemtzra2026
@altumurnemtzra2026 3 роки тому
@Quaker 2019 The guy is clearly insane, and also the public means nothing to a megalomaniac, god knows history has told us that again and again.
@malindasmith3496
@malindasmith3496 3 роки тому
Yes and we are the abused partner trying to leave. He is more dangerous right now than he has ever been. It’s like when someone’s house is foreclosed on and they trash the place before they leave. If he can’t rule us, he would rather see us destroyed than lead by anyone else. He is putting the country in danger by not participating in a peaceful transfer of power.
@altumurnemtzra2026
@altumurnemtzra2026 3 роки тому
@Quaker 2019 the variable are different so is the consequences, your friend's alleged abuser has to maneuver around society and it's rules. Trump doesn't have to to the same extant, that makes a world of difference.
@yakuza01
@yakuza01 3 роки тому
Tip to Trump: Showing that Randy Quaid is on your side actually hurts your case, not help it.
@janesaul8916
@janesaul8916 3 роки тому
Turducken - a lame duck, who’s a chicken, pardoning a turkey
@Droogie128
@Droogie128 3 роки тому
@@janesaul8916 emphasis on the turd
@nickcaruth8939
@nickcaruth8939 3 роки тому
YEAH AND CHEVY CHASE SAID THE SAME THING...LOL
@herb369nichols
@herb369nichols 3 роки тому
I've known a few men in my life with over-inflated egos, but none of them can hold a candle to Trump! 🙄 Egomania on steroids!
@angelesramos4779
@angelesramos4779 3 роки тому
"Wow! All the networks..." 😆
@TariqShaweesh
@TariqShaweesh 3 роки тому
I'm thankful for these shows for making the news digestible!
@sth8748
@sth8748 3 роки тому
Yes, I want 2 puke whenever I hear agent 🍊's voice, with his ehhs every 3 sec.
@acekai
@acekai 3 роки тому
"Nobody hates losing more than me". Trump would know. He's been doing it all his life.
@Menibor1
@Menibor1 3 роки тому
Except he hasn’t
@richsackett3423
@richsackett3423 3 роки тому
@@Menibor1 Cheating isn't winning. Cheaters are losers.
@romuloflores499
@romuloflores499 3 роки тому
How is he a loser if he’s Literally worth more than you all will ever be, and became president. And took the senate at a point
@elainewalls1965
@elainewalls1965 3 роки тому
@@romuloflores499 He pardoned a turkey. At least he accomplished something. At last.
@bggraham83
@bggraham83 3 роки тому
@@romuloflores499 loser as in he lost the election,
@jaimel88
@jaimel88 3 роки тому
Harvard aside, did this guy even take the SAT? "Fallacious" took waaay too long.
@emp9413
@emp9413 3 роки тому
Yeah very depressing.
@debbiejefferson1624
@debbiejefferson1624 3 роки тому
Honestly Melania was looking at that turkey and thinking “damn... I wish I could be pardoned from the white house”
@viniussquad9098
@viniussquad9098 3 роки тому
You copied this comment
@jimbeam1465
@jimbeam1465 3 роки тому
Better tune into the hearings Democrats not looking good for you 😂 can’t wait to see jimmy Kimmel cry like the beta he is 😢 this is awesome!!!
@markdrum2392
@markdrum2392 3 роки тому
Melania is probably thinking: "Oh great, another orange pecker.".
@jimbeam1465
@jimbeam1465 3 роки тому
@@markdrum2392 orange billionaire 😂 haters gonna hate
@valleygirl2530
@valleygirl2530 3 роки тому
The "Dreamgirls" is G E N I U S !!!!! Putting that together had to be the best "job" in TV.
@aprameyaaithal9071
@aprameyaaithal9071 3 роки тому
Am I the only innocent guy who got "borne"
@noviacheng8707
@noviacheng8707 3 роки тому
I’m with you lol
@joesikic6531
@joesikic6531 3 роки тому
Nope
@CabinetofThorns
@CabinetofThorns 3 роки тому
I was thinking reborn, but then I figured we couldn’t use the “r” twice; so I got stuck lol
@71775926
@71775926 3 роки тому
Damn, same here.
@zoobaali1766
@zoobaali1766 3 роки тому
Same lol
@jermainejackson9024
@jermainejackson9024 3 роки тому
Jimmy! Your staff members deserve a raise for that Dream Girls rendition!🤣🤣😂 Absolute Classic!
@OmarArredondoP
@OmarArredondoP 3 роки тому
"The most highly anticipated transition since Caitlyn Jenner" 😅😅😅😅😅
@Hayshun
@Hayshun 3 роки тому
underrated joke😂
@OmarArredondoP
@OmarArredondoP 3 роки тому
@@Hayshun definitely 😅😅😅
@jimbeam1465
@jimbeam1465 3 роки тому
Better tune into the hearings Democrats not looking good for you 😂 can’t wait to see jimmy Kimmel cry like the beta he is 😢 this is awesome!!!
@wendywashington1243
@wendywashington1243 3 роки тому
@@jimbeam1465 WE'RE STILL WAITING 😀😀😀😀😀😀
@spookyvegan1402
@spookyvegan1402 3 роки тому
@@jimbeam1465 HAHA NOPE! Not crying lol
@shaanalam3872
@shaanalam3872 3 роки тому
Can’t wait for him to go
@internationalfranchisealli5547
@internationalfranchisealli5547 3 роки тому
Ditto
@shannoncargo468
@shannoncargo468 3 роки тому
You and 80,023,306 other Americans 😂
@shannoncargo468
@shannoncargo468 3 роки тому
@@hamidrashidi8613 57 more days till America is great again
@theotterguy
@theotterguy 3 роки тому
@@shannoncargo468 And most of the rest of the world.
@theotterguy
@theotterguy 3 роки тому
@@hamidrashidi8613 Are you a little delusional have you seen the news????? He LOST!
@leahscott3682
@leahscott3682 3 роки тому
WOW, Randy Quaid, THAT’S officially the bottom dwelling of RE-Tweeting
@R-Flowerish
@R-Flowerish 3 роки тому
I got really excited when he said there’s a gift. Man, I miss Oprah.
@markdrum2392
@markdrum2392 3 роки тому
Yeah, but you have to pay the taxes on it.
@Vodaph0ne
@Vodaph0ne 3 роки тому
Good riddance to her after her arrogant, iggnorant bias against The Royal Family
@vikramm.6743
@vikramm.6743 3 роки тому
I would gladly drive to D.C. and live stream the secret service removing the former president from the premises.
@sth8748
@sth8748 3 роки тому
Pay 4 view would be much easier..would pay almost anything to c agent 🍊, cuffed and in leg irons, being forcibly removed from the premises. Public humiliation is what he truly deserves .
@MioRaem
@MioRaem 3 роки тому
He probably would've loved to switch places with the turkey and get a pardon, but law is coming, Donnie.
@joeupton7058
@joeupton7058 3 роки тому
Lol nice fantasy
@joeupton7058
@joeupton7058 3 роки тому
@C.H those are the same key people you would change to prosecute Biden 🤔
@christhesartorialist
@christhesartorialist 3 роки тому
Gerald Ford pardoning Nixon was probably best for the country. If charges were to be brought, I’m assuming at the state level. They should be based purely on criminal actions versus subjective politics.
@dkyelak
@dkyelak 3 роки тому
@C.H That sounds like wishful thinking.
@eddiepena3622
@eddiepena3622 3 роки тому
This fool is sitting up here playing with turkeys. and not giving us a stimulas. Is it december yet? January? No . hmph. LOL
@halfofacouch2397
@halfofacouch2397 3 роки тому
2:35 When Randy Quaid said, “Adhubcuyuygbh” I felt that
@Heysamgrahamcartoons
@Heysamgrahamcartoons 3 роки тому
Today was the weirdest show ever.
@porfi3765
@porfi3765 3 роки тому
@@NairaRenault Ratio
@beedalton9675
@beedalton9675 3 роки тому
@@NairaRenault he put cheese burgers and whining into the country and we got rid of him ..
@0T772
@0T772 3 роки тому
@@NairaRenault No dear, tRump is the real evil one.
@kyleevans681
@kyleevans681 3 роки тому
He probably went to “Harvard : Total Landscaping”
@sunnybove1337
@sunnybove1337 3 роки тому
When I heard Trump pardons turkey, I immediately thought he pardoned himself.
@bigvalley4987
@bigvalley4987 3 роки тому
Do not get your point. But this guy featured is very intelligent☑️
@user-jo7yo8yr1h
@user-jo7yo8yr1h 3 роки тому
@@bigvalley4987 he means Four Seasons
@barbarauridge1575
@barbarauridge1575 3 роки тому
Now there’s 2 turkeys in the white House, but only 1 of them will get a pardon
@robertgibson9619
@robertgibson9619 3 роки тому
And it's the trump turkey....
@shannonorielly8780
@shannonorielly8780 3 роки тому
Trump says " I'm not leaving the White House until Joe Biden proves he received 80.000.000 votes. Sir! You need to leave!! 🇨🇦🕊
@philliesphan312
@philliesphan312 3 роки тому
Is this where all the cool Biden supporters hang out?
@coriethomas7188
@coriethomas7188 3 роки тому
The "dreamgirls" was so dope!!!
@aaahandynewtry5978
@aaahandynewtry5978 3 роки тому
I think trump is more dramatic than Effie
@gingerhunter3150
@gingerhunter3150 3 роки тому
Yeah it was!!! 🤣🤣🤣. I’m still laughing
@RBZ-1
@RBZ-1 3 роки тому
dang, I can't believe i had to scroll this far to find this comment. It started a little slow, but became "dope" asf! lol
@babybear122511
@babybear122511 3 роки тому
Anyone else choke on there dinner when they heard him say Santa's on bathsalts?
@TeeNelly
@TeeNelly 3 роки тому
Who on earth has that much time to do this.....Thank you because I love it!
@evm6177
@evm6177 3 роки тому
Lol! The Fresh Turkey from Juliani feathered family... 🍷😆
@jamiemoon1605
@jamiemoon1605 3 роки тому
The Skit from the Dream Girls Song was TOO DEEP! HATS off to whom ever put it together. Now scat orange tramp!
@itzsagoralwaysforyou1itzsa713
@itzsagoralwaysforyou1itzsa713 3 роки тому
Trump: "Trust me, I know turkeys, nobody knows turkeys better than me."
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 3 роки тому
2 Turkeys pardoned by a Jive Turkey. Randy Quaid: “Ha-ha-ha! Hello, boys! I'm BAAAAAACK! And I’m NUUUUUUTS!”
@J_Braz_
@J_Braz_ 3 роки тому
The aliens probed him.
@e.abrahamovich8981
@e.abrahamovich8981 3 роки тому
Hahahah I am losing it seeing that clip of Randy.
@TheKaiTetley
@TheKaiTetley 3 роки тому
@@J_Braz_ Randy looks like the type of guy who probes aliens.
@Shells84
@Shells84 3 роки тому
Grow the F$&k up
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 3 роки тому
@@Shells84 cry more
@jonathanmaxwell326
@jonathanmaxwell326 3 роки тому
That Dreamgirls bit was LEGENDARY!
@devyl1516
@devyl1516 3 роки тому
The "...And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going" clip is awesome!
@howardkerr8174
@howardkerr8174 3 роки тому
In the shot of Chump, Melania, and the Easter Bunny...is it just me, or does the Bunny look like the MOST presidential person on that balcony?
@jsimp8540
@jsimp8540 3 роки тому
It’s still hard to believe people voted for him twice.
@OPAROBERT
@OPAROBERT 3 роки тому
maybe some people voted trump because it was the better option, not their first choice. stop generalizing
@OPAROBERT
@OPAROBERT 3 роки тому
@Alex Alex I am talking about trump vs biden. if you think biden was the better option, you are going to make me laugh
@OPAROBERT
@OPAROBERT 3 роки тому
@j.y law could you pls explain why biden is better?
@josgn
@josgn 3 роки тому
Exactly
@Ana-dq7lw
@Ana-dq7lw 3 роки тому
“WWOOOWWW, all the netwoorrrkssth” 🤣😂that will never get old!
@bslim6949
@bslim6949 3 роки тому
Guniani is the turkey,the best part
@mrankitanks
@mrankitanks 3 роки тому
Trump "I am running against the worst candidate in US history" Me: True he is clearly running against himself.
@randomlyrelatable1372
@randomlyrelatable1372 3 роки тому
No it's old joe the uhhhhhh
@mrankitanks
@mrankitanks 3 роки тому
@@randomlyrelatable1372 Joe didnt defeat Trump. Trump defeated himself. Joe almost didnt do anything at all.
@teresaf991
@teresaf991 3 роки тому
I do have to give him credit for screwing himself out of votes with his be afraid to vote routine.
@hiimjustin8826
@hiimjustin8826 3 роки тому
I agree that Joe Biden was a total garbage candidate which goes to show how bad Trump is
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 роки тому
Bennett going for the ol' 'Glasses makes me looks a-smart!' Rick Perry schtick, I see.
@deadfreightwest5956
@deadfreightwest5956 3 роки тому
Don't forget Sarah Palin, also, too, as well.
@ktax1813
@ktax1813 3 роки тому
I loved the dream girls impersonation skit. Genius!!
@palmereldritch7777
@palmereldritch7777 3 роки тому
..an academy award winning performance of Randy Quaid playing The President's Brain. Nominations please
@jeff1281
@jeff1281 3 роки тому
The Trump music clip, is pretty much - how the world seen, heard and felt - his responses were observed...
@bridgecolby
@bridgecolby 3 роки тому
grammar here killed me wow
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 3 роки тому
I feel like the Benny Hill theme followed directly by The Imperial March would be a more appropriate representation.
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 3 роки тому
@@bridgecolby At it's core, the sentence is comprehensible.
@sherrymorris8628
@sherrymorris8628 3 роки тому
Pretty much here in Australia 😄
@rancruz2563
@rancruz2563 3 роки тому
Qqwqqqqw
@hrishikareddy954
@hrishikareddy954 3 роки тому
A turkey pardoning a turke....that is one of the top ten moment of 2020
@clcrittenton9950
@clcrittenton9950 3 роки тому
GENIUS
@curlygurl1263
@curlygurl1263 3 роки тому
ABSOLUTELY LOVES THIS ! HILARIOUS 🤣😍🤩😂😍😂😍😍😍😂😂🤩😍😂😂😂😍
@jonw5547
@jonw5547 3 роки тому
If Kimmel doesn’t get an Emmy this year, then awards have no purpose.
@nathanhughes3763
@nathanhughes3763 3 роки тому
The Commando in Chief did his "Doody" in the Rose Garden.
@ancientgriffyn
@ancientgriffyn 3 роки тому
Randy Quaid looks and sounds like he's auditioning as a wizard
@matthewking3318
@matthewking3318 3 роки тому
Yeah, he looks just like a wizard I saw in New Orleans. He was wizzing on a dumpster on Beale Street.
@oranjmusemeyer968
@oranjmusemeyer968 3 роки тому
@@matthewking3318 😂😂😂😂😂
@coe8159
@coe8159 3 роки тому
“If I lose I will have lost to the worst candidate in US History” Doesn’t that make you the worst? If you come second place behind the worst doesn’t that put you as the worst. 😂
@devlinkellar1702
@devlinkellar1702 3 роки тому
Yes
@xoxxobob61
@xoxxobob61 3 роки тому
Worst would be the fact that he is an Impeached President who somehow managed to lose the Popular Vote TWICE!
@corbeau-_-
@corbeau-_- 3 роки тому
It is his standard. He doesn't accept reality, fighting it tooth and nail, trying to prevent it from seeping in. A lost cause. Little children to the same. Cover your ears and eyes and start singing very loud and the world can't get to you. Similarly, the boogieman can't penetrate the blanket... Wishful thinking - not seeing is believing...
@nellyvsthewrld1498
@nellyvsthewrld1498 3 роки тому
@@xoxxobob61 no buddy they tried to impeach him but they didn’t
@xoxxobob61
@xoxxobob61 3 роки тому
@@nellyvsthewrld1498 TRUMP was "Impeached" By the House of Representatives he just wasn't convicted & removed from the Presidency by the Senate...Please educate yourself on the process.
@paullie1963
@paullie1963 3 роки тому
I love the "And I am Telling You". LMFAO
@christopherdahle9985
@christopherdahle9985 3 роки тому
If that Bennet guy actually went to Harvard, then clearly the only entrance requirement is the ability to write a check for 5 figures and have it clear.
@egcurioso2921
@egcurioso2921 3 роки тому
Jimmy: What did you major in Harvard? contestant from the bachelorette: Government. Well that explains everything.
@evm6177
@evm6177 3 роки тому
🍷 Amen to that..!
@melgallardo2012
@melgallardo2012 3 роки тому
I was like. Yeah, that makes sense.
@ksc743
@ksc743 3 роки тому
I'm not American. Our uni's offer Political Science degrees. Never heard of a "government" degree!
@Dr.UldenWascht
@Dr.UldenWascht 3 роки тому
Bennett is the ultimate proof that Smart Glasses do worth the purchase!
@SteveCowlishaw
@SteveCowlishaw 3 роки тому
Saying "He's never seen the questions before" (or whatever) already made me believe he was going to get them all right. It's kind of a big give away lol
@qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbm4753
@qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbm4753 3 роки тому
*melania just looking intently at the turkey no one : literally no one : us internet : if you need help, blink twice :))
@theagyeman
@theagyeman 3 роки тому
Lmao
@Jennymule1
@Jennymule1 3 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@brooktown43
@brooktown43 3 роки тому
Lol F Melania though. She doesn’t want help, she’s part of it.
@masymasy2333
@masymasy2333 3 роки тому
Hi
@michelebenedosso3899
@michelebenedosso3899 3 роки тому
She assumes a pose... that’s it!
@LavenderLife007
@LavenderLife007 3 роки тому
This fool is sitting up here playing with turkeys. and not giving us a stimulas. Is it december yet? January? No . hmph. LOL
@SirTomFoolery
@SirTomFoolery 3 роки тому
i mean to be fair pelosi blocked it i thought.. but i feel you for sure
@aaahandynewtry5978
@aaahandynewtry5978 3 роки тому
But he's Jesus! He's gonna take one turkey and feed all of us!!!
@fernsandfauna1987
@fernsandfauna1987 3 роки тому
@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! AAAAAAHAHAHAHA OPEN MY CANAL BAAAAHAHAH!
@gloomhavenmusic
@gloomhavenmusic 3 роки тому
I’m not even from the US and even I know the turkey thing happens every year. Not just Trump.
@DOLsenior
@DOLsenior 3 роки тому
@@SirTomFoolery umm, try again...it's been mitch McConnell the entire time.
@ninituedon5504
@ninituedon5504 3 роки тому
The Dream Girls bit was brilliant!
@intercat4907
@intercat4907 3 роки тому
Your face is orange, The states are blue, This is a turkey, and so, Sir, are you.
@mgriffin4297
@mgriffin4297 3 роки тому
It’s over, Trump is on his way out❤️
@danrion5880
@danrion5880 3 роки тому
After January 20 treat Trump like Alex Jones. Irrelevant.
@deadfreightwest5956
@deadfreightwest5956 3 роки тому
Maybe like Alex he'll be seen shouting at a dog turd in the street.
@sth8748
@sth8748 3 роки тому
Yes, the best response 2 a FOOL, is silence..
@marylynne9104
@marylynne9104 3 роки тому
Dream Girls will never feel the same again.
@romavilleamiguel4481
@romavilleamiguel4481 3 роки тому
Lol what impersonating thanksgiving turkey on gulliani..🤣🤣🤣canthold my big laugh my fren..👍🏼👍🏼
@californio1850
@californio1850 3 роки тому
Trump is the first president to condemn the turkey and pardon himself.
@jamessparkman6604
@jamessparkman6604 3 роки тому
Actually that’s a fowl idea get it foul because it’s a bird
@christofferrasmussen6533
@christofferrasmussen6533 3 роки тому
@@jamessparkman6604 Imagine explaining your own joke before anyone reacts to it, wtf dude :D
@VinhNguyen-ic2xo
@VinhNguyen-ic2xo 3 роки тому
You ate turkeys too much
@elinberglund9824
@elinberglund9824 3 роки тому
I heard one of the turkey was named jimmy
@davidseverance5077
@davidseverance5077 3 роки тому
That Rudy bird! 🐦
@dmed312
@dmed312 3 роки тому
That was a super high stakes game for that Harvard guy. Whether he knew it or not, his entire reputation and future was on the line.
@totsmini3105
@totsmini3105 3 роки тому
Ohhh Jimmy!!... PLEASE more Positivity!! ~ No Need for Scare tactics ANYMORE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@clqudy4750
@clqudy4750 3 роки тому
Didn't know Vic Berger was on the JKL writing staff! That T**** montage was pure gold (even T**** would like it!)
@oliverc9763
@oliverc9763 3 роки тому
Finally we are done with the cheeto man
@hajile20
@hajile20 3 роки тому
There was like 4 people out there. They're tired of this.
@Ubiquitous_1
@Ubiquitous_1 3 роки тому
That's the BEST rendition of that song! LMAO
@Jan96106
@Jan96106 3 роки тому
The first turkey basted with Grecian Formula. That's hilarious!
@zahven
@zahven 3 роки тому
For the scramble I was thinking "borne" which is a word but I wasn't thinking like a bachelor
@siobhanb.5112
@siobhanb.5112 3 роки тому
Same
@xy6845
@xy6845 3 роки тому
Me too because of Matt Damon tbh
@MichelleBernardfitness
@MichelleBernardfitness 3 роки тому
Wow--love the clips for And I Am Telling You!
@ronv.6461
@ronv.6461 3 роки тому
OMG that music clip was priceless LOL
@jimbackus3172
@jimbackus3172 3 роки тому
That Rudy head on the turkey was Lindsay Anderson style crazy!
@James_Bowie
@James_Bowie 3 роки тому
"I'm a tremendous loser. I'm the biggest loser that God ever created."
@gingermiller1087
@gingermiller1087 3 роки тому
djtRUMP was the "chosen one" to LOSE.
@andrewcarey5359
@andrewcarey5359 3 роки тому
@@gingermiller1087 and Biden cheated he should never be elected
@leonardochapman4736
@leonardochapman4736 3 роки тому
@@andrewcarey5359 no
@laustinspeiss
@laustinspeiss 3 роки тому
I saw it on FOUX NEWS. It must be true.
@kerrynicholls6683
@kerrynicholls6683 3 роки тому
@@leonardochapman4736 exactly, tell them straight. Love from Australia
@korinemlbernard3256
@korinemlbernard3256 3 роки тому
Great job on the song !!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👍🏾😆🤣❤️🇨🇦
@o.t.
@o.t. 3 роки тому
Love the compilation for the song.
@buddhacook1087
@buddhacook1087 3 роки тому
'he' is only staying at the White House because he doesn't want to be too far away from 'his' Bunker.🦃 also..... 'He' has already started SQUATTER-GATE.... 'he' just hasn't told anyone yet! Australia 🇦🇺
@rippyondrums
@rippyondrums 3 роки тому
"I'm the best president that God ever created." LMFAO.. .
@deadfreightwest5956
@deadfreightwest5956 3 роки тому
God has a lot to answer for. No wonder his voicemail has been full for over 2000 years.
@rustyshackleford4338
@rustyshackleford4338 3 роки тому
That word scramble question was REALLY HARD.
@archiesto4444
@archiesto4444 3 роки тому
OMG Dream Girls!!! great clip!!
@ramal5708
@ramal5708 3 роки тому
Who's gonna pardon the 3rd turkey who's orange?
@barbaraolson600
@barbaraolson600 3 роки тому
No body will,
@hiimjustin8826
@hiimjustin8826 3 роки тому
ffs that was two of the most unoriginal jokes i've ever heard forced together
@howardkerr8174
@howardkerr8174 3 роки тому
And in related news: Chump was found to have recently had his name legally changed to Cobb Turkey.
@anhz52
@anhz52 3 роки тому
"Bye bye " lmao
@justjoan4010
@justjoan4010 3 роки тому
How creative. Jimmy your team did a great job. The person who pieced this together is brillant.
@acekai
@acekai 3 роки тому
The American people will never pardon the big orange turkey tho...
@tiggyzilla
@tiggyzilla 3 роки тому
You mean other than the millions who voted for him???
@blackbox1024
@blackbox1024 3 роки тому
Almost 74m "Americans" would easily pardon and worship him. I think instead of limiting immigration, it would be a great idea to deport the 74m first and replace them with better human beings
@Nuh-zd5py
@Nuh-zd5py 3 роки тому
Tbh Biden shouldn’t but if Biden doesn’t it might start a civil war
@tiggyzilla
@tiggyzilla 3 роки тому
Deport them where?! Nobody wants “Muricans”
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 3 роки тому
@@Nuh-zd5py yeah no, not gonna believe that for a second. Republicans are already putting some distances away from the orange monster. Might be hard to believe but they do still hope to have a future career in politics.
@nileshbhakre7050
@nileshbhakre7050 3 роки тому
Putting Rudy's head on turkey is great for him to avoid tucking his shirt and changing Donny diaper all the time..
@user-os1fq8zk9c
@user-os1fq8zk9c 3 роки тому
🎀❤️❤️
@timland9855
@timland9855 3 роки тому
OMG!!!! I love the dream girls bit!!!!! OMG! So great!!
@victorresp555
@victorresp555 3 роки тому
1:55 Squatter-gate. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@katherinewood4295
@katherinewood4295 3 роки тому
he should just start screaming like a baby one day because it would have the same affect
@BeckyNosferatu
@BeckyNosferatu 3 роки тому
Didn't you see the second to last debate? He did that already.
@katherinewood4295
@katherinewood4295 3 роки тому
@@BeckyNosferatu LMAOOO
@aryagayathri6699
@aryagayathri6699 3 роки тому
At this point they may really have to make another white house and use a crane to move Trump.
@Prime13ful
@Prime13ful 3 роки тому
Throw him in the bunker🤷🏻‍♂️ he knows his way around there
@barbarajolley3513
@barbarajolley3513 3 роки тому
Jimmy suggested building a replica in Las Vegas. I suggested building one in Disney...either one will work...:)
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 роки тому
Of course Donnie retweeted Randy... I bet he's a card carrying Q member now.
@AdamWestish
@AdamWestish 3 роки тому
Q: what you eat when there's only wilted lettuce in the fridge. Q: the Charlie Sheen of sane Hollywood druggie pedophiles. Q: the standard by which all other Russian nuclear safety protocols will be judged. Q: the Tonya Harding of truth in the field of skating on very thin ice.
@fionatanzer5270
@fionatanzer5270 3 роки тому
Randy Quaid IS Q
@elbarjones4812
@elbarjones4812 3 роки тому
@@fionatanzer5270 Quaaazzy!
@jimbeam1465
@jimbeam1465 3 роки тому
Better tune into the hearings Democrats not looking good for you 😂 can’t wait to see jimmy Kimmel cry like the beta he is 😢 this is awesome!!!
@goldies6909
@goldies6909 3 роки тому
So when are they going to prosecute this clown
@jakeDS665Bitch_Respect
@jakeDS665Bitch_Respect 3 роки тому
Lmfao 😆🤣🤣🤣!; That trump vid.. im laughing my ass off.. and I'm blown too. Perfect.. lol
@airam-sj2172
@airam-sj2172 3 роки тому
He is so comical!!
@USMC-0311
@USMC-0311 3 роки тому
Jimmy, he went to the Harvard school on Harvard Ave. In California. LMAO 😂
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