Trump’s Eclipse Message, Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Display of Dim-bulbery & A.I. for STDs!

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We had a Total Solar Eclipse today, people were lining up all across the country to buy viewing glasses, Biden put out an official White House message warning us not to look up, Team Trump used the Eclipse to make a point on Truth Social, Marjorie Taylor Greene posted about the earthquake in New York and eclipse, Trump accepted an award on behalf of his wife Melania who was too busy to attend, he is working hard to reimagine his official stance on abortion, there is a new app that uses A.I. to determine if you have an STI, and we headed out to Hollywood Blvd to ask people “What is an Eclipse?”
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@SusanBame Місяць тому

If that spray tan (LOL) gets any darker, he's going to have to arrest HIMSELF at the border.

@coolwindinmyhair...5094 Місяць тому

😂😂😂😂

@sylvia7028 Місяць тому

Ha ha love it!

@marblegal7372 Місяць тому

And God Forbid, his false teeth fall out while he’s spewing more lies!

@pamlewis1183 Місяць тому

😂😂😂😂

@marypieratt5747 Місяць тому

One can hope!

@focusedeye Місяць тому

Why would anyone from Denmark, Switzerland or Norway want to move to the USA?,

@mygirl1129 Місяць тому

There was a time.

@mygirl1129 Місяць тому

It just looks a little bad right now, but it's not a true fixer upper. 💙

@AncientActivist Місяць тому

Because they Have a social democracy. Something we could only aspire to be. ❤

@tonib.3016 Місяць тому

I have no idea. None. 😂 I live here ... omfg

@AnthonyKing0811 Місяць тому

Nothing else to do

@xrandy11 Місяць тому

No one in their right mind would move to the US from Denmark, Norway or Switzerland.

@Gravydog316 Місяць тому

no one in their right mind would live in America. my late Republican dad (a good Republican,) moved to Canada so us kids wouldn't be born in America, live in America or be killed in America. (but i do have dual Canada-US citizenship, so I still ended being American LOL)

@TheCatNoOneWanted Місяць тому

very good point..

@vinnydurham8964 Місяць тому

It happens a lot what you talking about?

@TheBunnyodeath Місяць тому

Oda Danske net I do live in america because I build rockets. Married a texan. She's nice. But if trump is re-elected going home

@Dan-yz4qz Місяць тому

I'd move to Europe too

@marcialarue8357 Місяць тому

Cannot believe the ignorance! How the f..k do they even survive? OMG ... The ignorance ... My head hurts!

@Linda-io2ns Місяць тому

There trump's lot,

@Gravydog316 Місяць тому

what's the saying about god protecting the children & fools...? something like that...

@lornarettig3215 Місяць тому

I'm from Switzerland. Under no circumstances would I leave here and move to the US.

@p_rice Місяць тому

Well, good for you Lorna.

@KMc-cw3qt Місяць тому

Can I come to your house if things go wrong here? I'm housebroken, a good cook and a good listener!

@kathygallegos2502 Місяць тому

Thank you!

@ErikaTBus Місяць тому

I don't blame you, but it's a good place to visit. I think most of us would rather move elsewhere...

@Keeferboy Місяць тому

Not if you have a brain inside your head.

@lindasimmons7471 Місяць тому

I can't believe that there are so many people who can't define what an eclipse is. You would think that the older folks would have known. I have second hand embarrassment for the ignorance of these people.

@edvh88 Місяць тому

I have soooo much embarrassment.

@Gravydog316 Місяць тому

really? you can't believe it? (I'm sorry you were in a coma from 2016 until today don't Google "republicans from 2016-today")

@markosolo Місяць тому

While their answers were indeed shocking, I believe they only show the crazy wrong responses so, let's hope there were more people who did know what an eclipse was.

@TLA-ml2lg Місяць тому

I think a couple of them were staged.

@markosolo Місяць тому

@@TLA-ml2lg I wasn't counting the two 'obviously staged' ones though. I'm just saying a lot of shows do it this way for comedic purposes.

@caroljo420 Місяць тому

Our educational system obviously sucks! How embarrassing!!! I graduated high school in 1970, and I can't imagine being that uneducated....

@robertnapier624 Місяць тому

I’m not American but I swear your education system makes every third world countries’ education systems look like their students go on to attend Oxford or Cambridge

@bunzeebear2973 Місяць тому

My youngest brother is 8 years my junior and he was going through with A's. then he read this news article to me. I guess he never had to read the word before. He asked me what deo - dor - ant was. When you hear the word sounded out that way you get confused too. I had to look at the word to see what the hell he was talking about.? De odor ant. From that moment on I thought the English language is damn hard to LEARN. MY BROTHER WAS JUST FINISHING GRADE 12 as a B+ student. I guess he never ran into the word before. First time for everything I guess. He broke it down into smaller units but he broke it up wrong.. Stuff happens even to the best of us. But he knows what an eclipse is & why.

@patrikfloding7985 Місяць тому

@@bunzeebear2973 I'm sure there's a good joke in there about your brother and deodorants.

@mxc0bbn Місяць тому

we are so embarrassing as a nation.

@miklmiklmtrcycl6009 Місяць тому

True fact

@jonmendelson1104 Місяць тому

Just remember that they likely asked a lot more people than that and only include the people who didn't know it. The bit wouldn't be funny if everyone was giving the correct answer so they just include the clips of those who didn't. If they asked one thousand people and those five - not including Guillermo and Cousin Micki since I'm fairly sure they just play a role for the show - were the only ones who didn't know the answer would you still think that?

@78Mustang Місяць тому

Yes

@macsmith2013 Місяць тому

*species

@sipthewater Місяць тому

And those are the ones who easily decide to vote for con don.

@Boobalopbop Місяць тому

He wants immigrants from Denmark and Switzerland… But the problem is they have 0 interest in moving to the US.

@laurencea9005 Місяць тому

True. In all those countries life is better. The relationship between the various communities is better.

@frankstone3809 Місяць тому

Can you even imagine anyone leaving Switzerland to come here?! Lol

@mikelytou Місяць тому

I mean even some third world countries have better health insurance than the US and none of them have that many guns in civilian hands.l, even if you include the weapons in the hands of militias.

@ItsToanLam Місяць тому

True... I live here in Denmark and I'm pretty happy with our public Healthcare and free education

@sweetsweet3753 Місяць тому

i am originally from new zealand. fortunately as a nation we never buy into the American 'self marketing' greatest country in the world BS. it was really cool growing up in a country with virtually no racism and no one cares about genders etc..(just be you).. . and where the 'far left' and the 'far right' political parties are really only a few centimetres apart on their policies..

@axelfpv1983 Місяць тому

The lack of intelligence in this country depresses the heck out of me. The ideocracy is real and breeding.

@jonmendelson1104 Місяць тому

Agreed. I saw someone in the comments section of this video using the letter 'e' to spell idiocracy.

@Ford_prefect_42 Місяць тому

They have to be faking to get on tv right? Like these answers are so bonkers they can't be real

@andrewstevenson118 Місяць тому

@@jonmendelson1104 You beat me to it. 🙂

@sammisabbie Місяць тому

idiocracy*

@LateBloomerMedia Місяць тому

It's crazy to think most people don't even know how to spell the word ideeockruhsea

@user-vn3hb1ng6q Місяць тому

I am from Germany and I am quite confident, that 9 out of 10 asked people here could explain, what an eclipse is. God, make America smart again.

@patrikfloding7985 Місяць тому

Again? I'm pretty sure it never was.

@Tommy69deluxe Місяць тому

Wohl eher 98 von 100 Leuten. Das liegt aber nur daran dass das deutsche Wort für Eclipse sich so ziemlich selbst erklärt. Sonnenfinsternis. ...bis auf den Teil mit dem Mond. :D

@MrBilly-xo4mt 24 дні тому

I am from America, and I am quite confident that 9 out of 10 people here could explain what a solar eclipse is. You got to realize that this is a comedy show, so of course they are only gonna display the answers that people got totally wrong. Jimmy Kimmel's team was probably out there for hours interviewing people trying to find the few confused people who didn't know what an eclipse is. Now I know you are from Germany, but you should probably learn proper punctuation before dissing Americans again. It is grammatically incorrect to use a comma to separate an independent clause from a dependent clause like you did the first two times bud.

@user-vn3hb1ng6q 24 дні тому

@@MrBilly-xo4mt I admit that I occasionally make mistakes in foreign languages. As long as I express myself clearly, I can live with minor slips in punctuation. Feel free to keep the two misplaced commas and use them for other purposes.

@SuzzieMarie0130 Місяць тому

Who can forget Melania’s “I don’t care, do you?” coat? All those little children in cages…what a caring couple

@nmkc_auriemma Місяць тому

You know how great it is to have a President that speaks like children might be listening to him? We can laugh at President Biden all we want i myself appreciate his little quarks of NORMALCY. 🇺🇲💙Biden/Harris 2024💙🇺🇲 🌊🌊 👇🗳️👇 🌊🌊

@1432b Місяць тому

Still waiting to be told what she did for children EXACTLY?

@PleaseDontEatTheAnimals Місяць тому

Yeah, I remember there being a tape where she said she didn't care about the children or Christmas.

@vinmanr2d2 Місяць тому

BE BEST~~~bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

@alfiegrace Місяць тому

She stayed away from the children

@glendas2906 Місяць тому

Wore a Jacket that said who Cares

@lyndakaye5198 Місяць тому

Be best darling...😂😂

@colinthorn Місяць тому

What gets me is not that people don't know what an eclipse is. It's the fact that when people don't know stuff, they hardly ever say that they don't know. Saying "I don't know" is largely the preserve of the better educated.

@Gravydog316 Місяць тому

hey stop picking on Trump!

@colinthorn Місяць тому

@@Gravydog316 Yeah, sorry about that! 😀

@Rhiannon1261 Місяць тому

The award that Michelle Obama should have gotten. She did more for children than Melania ever did!

@PatsySelf-cj6fj Місяць тому

Yes God is saying Vote Blue in 2024!!!!!

@dawnstanley1733 Місяць тому

That's what I hear! Lol

@Chez8922-kf6cy Місяць тому

In Biden's commercial he should have said "Don't be a dummy, don't look into the sun." then showed a clip of Trump looking at the last eclipse.

@SexySkoChick Місяць тому

😂😆😭🤣

@Ravencall Місяць тому

He didn't have to. We all know that he was talking about silly trump.

@dianagross8784 Місяць тому

Lincoln project did that

@lyndakaye5198 Місяць тому

Bravo!🎉🎉🎉

@zzzubmno2755 Місяць тому

If it wasnt an election year, I am sure he would have. However, doing it now would just give him and his followers more of a reason whine and support each other's stupidity.

@oldnwise Місяць тому

I'm seriously contemplating if there really is intelligent life in the United States...🤔

@MrBilly-xo4mt 24 дні тому

Barack Obama. Anthony Fauci. Bill Gates. To name a few. Some might also note the past minds of Rev. Martin Luther King jr.. J. Robert Oppenheimer. etc. etc. Not to mention the thousands of U.S professors and students here in America who are the foundation to 13 of the top 20 colleges in the entire world. Cmon bro.

@jamesyates1432 Місяць тому

The SADDEST thing is that even after this segment, the participants probably STILL don't know what an eclipse is. And... they don't care.

@Gravydog316 Місяць тому

sad??? as a Canadian, it's pretty damn hilarious.

@nataliemills6644 Місяць тому

I’m surprised Trump didn’t insist on stopping the eclipse at the border.

@icedragon1883 Місяць тому

Don't give him any ideas

@rtm365bnc Місяць тому

He could nuke it over Mexico and make them “Pay for It”. Ok, maybe not.

@JBG1968 Місяць тому

Actually , right wing media did

@mangojulie123 Місяць тому

It was coming from Mexico. What did you expect? 😊

@tonyzed6831 Місяць тому

He said he would nuke it and Mexico would pay for the nukes;

@gutinstinct4067 Місяць тому

Ever thought of LEARNING from books , instead of BANNING them .

@lightspeedlagu Місяць тому

Exactly! Sic transit democracy.

@deborahhoward7822 Місяць тому

Here, here! With you 100%

@gunther3527 Місяць тому

Books???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@wizardsuth 29 днів тому

They ban books because they're afraid people might learn from reading them. Ignorant people are easier to control.

@christopherdollbaum8819 Місяць тому

One thing about that Eclipse skit on the street: Those people vote. Good luck to all.

@cibsim Місяць тому

That's a good one. A bit scary though...

@bobrowland7086 Місяць тому

Proudly wearing their MAGA hats LOL

@sallya.6944 Місяць тому

So leaving kids in cages at the border, and wearing a jacket that says i don't care, earns her a child advocacy award?? Can't wait to see what they give her for saying she doesn't give a $uck about Christmas. Who cares about Christmas?

@HylianFox3 Місяць тому

I like how MTG has fully devolved into a raving lunatic on a street corner.

@d.b.1176 Місяць тому

Those are her roots

@andrewstevenson118 Місяць тому

I love her! 🥰 It's not rocket appliance to see why.

@annielane5621 Місяць тому

@@andrewstevenson118 You’re hard up 😆

@andrewstevenson118 Місяць тому

@@annielane5621 Sorry to mansplain but... Ms Greene famously said "gazpacho police" and "peach tree dish." This is a play on that, swapping "rocket science" for "rocket appliance". 🙂

@MsUppie Місяць тому

@@andrewstevenson118 lol Rocket Appliance 😂

@brettzimmermann5286 Місяць тому

As an Australian, I have a new found appreciation of our education system. Holy cow.

@claireingles-sj6xz Місяць тому

Yes the weight of the cross the logical American citizen must bear on a constant basis is truly staggering.

@KatieGray1 Місяць тому

There's a reason we as a country don't know the metric system. They tried to teach that in science and no one paid attention to that either. Less than 20% of those that graduate high school in this country are proficient in science. It's our worst subject as a country, so it's kind of amazing that we keep trying to do the hard things like landing people on the moon.

@lovemakestheworldgoround6726 Місяць тому

Yeah, right? Can't believe how ignorant some people are... 😲 I thought we learnt about eclipses - lunar and solar - in year 2 or 3!!

@katl6426 Місяць тому

I've decided our politicians & political system aren't so bad either!

@woopimagpie Місяць тому

Based on percentages of tertiary education in the populace we are ahead of the US, and but we're not that high on the world education scale (in 2024 we rank 10th - at least we're still in the Top 10). The US used to be 5th back in the 1980s, but has since fallen to 12th. Australia used to be 9th back then, we've slipped one place down. That's based on tertiary education though. The best secondary education figures I can find are the WT20 education rankings, which has Australia in 17th and the US in 30th. Neither are particularly flattering, but for a country with the resources of the US to be ranked 30th is very embarrassing. Just for interest, South Korea, Japan, and the Scandinavian countries are at the top of both lists.

@jpg7879 Місяць тому

MTG should be in Prison.

@robertmorrison5728 Місяць тому

Hollywood Blvd is frightening!! I want to laugh, but it's too painful! We are doomed!!!

@JoDdy420- Місяць тому

OMG!! I understood what an eclipse was and how it happens when I was 6 years old. These uneducated people are pitiful!

@apriljk6557 Місяць тому

It's not completely their own fault. We've been groomed for a couple centuries, just in this country, to place value on our ability to follow the rules and it's only hard worthwhile work if it's manual or skilled labor.

@raymondomit6386 Місяць тому

A good fallow up question is if they have ever voted for A president who looked at one without eye protection lol 😂

@tonydezurik6863 Місяць тому

Well, a lot are not uneducated, or at east heard about it in school, but manage to dismiss it all

@stephenbingham5935 Місяць тому

Ditto.

@phill6859 Місяць тому

They knew when they were 6, their brain filed it under "things you don't need to know". Which is true.

@AWSVids Місяць тому

I wonder if the reason that Trump has a tough time reading teleprompters is because he still has a spot in front of his eyes from looking at the eclipse in 2017.

@NJones-lb1ln Місяць тому

Could be part of it, but doesn’t like to read.

@mauriciovargas3913 Місяць тому

@@NJones-lb1ln Come on man!, he is an avid reader of the Bible, his favorite book, he is the greatest Bible reader ever! He would have fired that Peter guy, but, Judas? one of his kind 😛!

@kaiserauer1 Місяць тому

He’s got the best eyes, no eyes are better in this entire world. He is our new sun god.😂

@cmillerg6306 Місяць тому

Well, he DOES see the black people!

@joedaniels1597 Місяць тому

@@NJones-lb1lnhe can't read.

@peforster6725 Місяць тому

We live in Windsor, Ontario. Local libraries are collecting eclipse glasses to mail to south America for the eclipes in August.

@patriciacarter8874 Місяць тому

They're doing it here in Buffalo, NY ,USA as well.

@Micsq4lv Місяць тому

I so appreciate the lady in the peach that said she didn’t know what crossed in front of the sun. She offered what she could and didn’t lie about not knowing after that - only guessed a planet when the producer pushed her for an answer. It’s a good thing to admit you don’t know something instead of creating a falsehood. It allows a doorway to learn when we admit we don’t know something. Thank you lady for being brave to offer what you remembered about it, and most especially being brave enough not to lie. Love from 🇨🇦

@wizardsuth 29 днів тому

In ancient times the moon was considered a planet, so in that sense she was on the right track.

@patriciabrown8152 Місяць тому

We need to take a good look at our education system. Maybe instead of banning books we should be reading them

@cibsim Місяць тому

Well said, bro...or sister...

@lots3799 Місяць тому

🎯🤦😆😆😆😆💀

@lots3799 Місяць тому

@@cibsimOr trans.🤦😅😅😅😅

@minchowchowmain6051 Місяць тому

❤that part. And we shouldn't be closing any school's down, we /governor should be funding em... What more uneducated proof do they need😂

@lk3309 Місяць тому

Books are being banned because liberals are offended by them. Just like everything else that's banned or canceled.

@rudyk7710 Місяць тому

As a South African looking at adult Americans failing to explain a simple eclipse is beyond shocking. Something we learn in primary school here. Very shameful

@lordplagus02 Місяць тому

Yea I'm pretty sure I knew what a solar eclipse was by like age 8. Good to see saffers here as always 🇿🇦

@mangojulie123 Місяць тому

Now you understand how they vote! 😊

@timothyhall7153 Місяць тому

It's not shocking when you realize there's 20 million people in America that still support trump

@DebbieOnTheSpot Місяць тому

Shameful? peyDo is a major issue in South America and you think this is shameful?

@Albe3331 Місяць тому

What do you mean. We learnt in kindergarten how the eclipse works. Every so many years a dragon escapes from it’s cave. As it flies looking for little children to eat it sometimes flies high enough to block the light. After that it runs for president using the name donald trump.

@soujourne Місяць тому

Malania getting an award like that is horrendous.

@dawggonevidz9140 Місяць тому

But the fact she's having such a bad mental health day she can't even turn up to accept it is something. Oh sure, for her it's probably upsetting and very difficult, but like says on that coat she so proudly wore to the places where her husband gleefully keep kids in cages, *I DON'T REALLY CARE, DO YOU?*

@AyeCarumba221 Місяць тому

When Kimmel does these questions on the street, it’s so embarrassing how ignorant many of these folks are. So many people must never read a newspaper. Like my trump-loving brother.

@pjmiller8632 Місяць тому

The people on the streets of America explains exactly why some of them wear red hats. Yikes.

@MavicAir1 Місяць тому

Absolutely.

@jaygray7102 Місяць тому

The question "what started the civil war" got equally intelligent responses

@34rn357 Місяць тому

Wait until Americans find out the world is round. It’s going to be amazing.

@annakingry9157 Місяць тому

A growing number of Republicans deny it.

@katarinad1309 Місяць тому

Psst…..some of us know but we like to play with the republicans.

@gunther3527 Місяць тому

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@janetabrowne5719 Місяць тому

Lol..great one

@wlofthouse Місяць тому

The moon is also flat. I bet you didn't know that.

@tommunyon2874 Місяць тому

I was hoping Mephistopheles would lay claim to Marjorie during totality.

@BDchange789 Місяць тому

It’s actually embarrassing/sad that people don’t know what happens during an eclipse.

@candidaprout560 Місяць тому

From Switzerland I confirm that I don't want to immigrate to the USA. 😮

@blackpinckie4091 Місяць тому

Good for you😂

@JaapvanderVelde Місяць тому

And then these people walk away, carry firearms, and drive vehicles on their way to conceive and raise children.

@naomihatfield3015 Місяць тому

Terrifying, isn't it?

@herika006 Місяць тому

And vote!

@jimbuchanan2026 Місяць тому

Remember that as someone said the TV station cherrypicks 'em for broadcast. Still - They have firearms, raise children, drive cars, and probably lick steel poles after a freezing cold.

@F-A-L-K-O-R Місяць тому

How dare the Celestial calendar play out.

@carocary Місяць тому

These asking everyday people simple questions just make me sad - it is just hard to watch. How did these people survive til adulthood?

@johnnydarling8021 Місяць тому

These people who don't know even the basics of an eclipse make me sad.

@Ford_prefect_42 Місяць тому

They're faking it to get on tv, right? ... Right 🥺

@johnnydarling8021 Місяць тому

@@Ford_prefect_42 I really, really hope so.

@AsaNoGaijin Місяць тому

US education system

@lostinfrance9830 Місяць тому

This was worse than the videos you see when folk are asked to point to Europe on a map and they point to Africa most of the time

@julia-nc6ox Місяць тому

@@Ford_prefect_42 hope so!

@Thurston86 Місяць тому

Holy crap, America! You might wanna rethink your education system if so many people don’t know what something so elementary as a solar eclipse is. 😂

@kg4wwn Місяць тому

You realize they were probably out there for hours to get those interviews, and they didn't show all the people who knew it, right?

@anethers7545 Місяць тому

No, education in a lot of America is that bad, and the R’s are trying to destroy it more. They can control the uneducated easier

@__Veronica__. Місяць тому

@kg4wwn Exactly! Apparently common sense isn't very common, according to how many comments think Americans are not taught about solar eclipses in elementary school. Lol

@LARRYMOCNIK Місяць тому

That trophy looks exactly like the one he gave himself when he "won' his own golf "tournament" at his own golf course!!!!

@mackinacisland3825 Місяць тому

How can these people not know what an eclipse is?

@LethalSaliva Місяць тому

11:20 "Was it Pluto?"😆I love that gal!

@erikcareswell6768 Місяць тому

Wow.. the ignorance on full display in the average American now is truly terrifying. How do they find their way home?

@CrazyInsanelikeafox Місяць тому

How do they find their way OUT of their homes is the real question😂

@olofdem Місяць тому

probably GPS....;)

@kenc2257 Місяць тому

Those handful of humorously clueless people are NOT average Americans (at least, in terms of eclipse-related knowledge).

@flyrobin2544 Місяць тому

My sister takes me with her. If she drives three blocks and takes a right she can' not find her way back.

@kathrynchase4795 Місяць тому

If they do find their way out they will then trip over their shoelaces that they've never learned to tie !! 😅

@anastasiae.5338 Місяць тому

That friggin' guy is the reason I couldn't think of the eclipse without remembering he stared at it. The man's a fool.

@annehodgson Місяць тому

"My version of an eclipse". Laughing and crying.

@MrMichaelxo Місяць тому

Wow! What happened to our education system? Scary !

@HairynosedWombat163 Місяць тому

Dumbed down over decades of funding cuts to education. Keep people in the dark and treat us like mushrooms.

@joannajamerson35 Місяць тому

Republicans

@sharim Місяць тому

@@joannajamerson35 Exactly

@TheArgiShow Місяць тому

Ronald Reagan

@KatieGray1 Місяць тому

Science education has never been that great, especially when religion is allowed to influence education to the point where people are not failing classes they should definitely be failing. I took geology in a community college in FL a long time ago, and half the class couldn't pass a quiz because they couldn't comprehend continental drift, fossils or timelines past 6000 years. These people graduated high school and can't get the age of the earth question correct on a test. These same people... adult aged humans, chose to remain ignorant and just copy my answers to get through a class where they learned absolutely nothing. This is what happens when people are raised to think their beliefs supersede facts.

@Mazda626gtturbo Місяць тому

I told my sister, I bet Vegas has odds on trump looking at the sun again without glasses.

@samuellopez1957 Місяць тому

😅😂LOL. That's A Good One 😅😂😊

@kammyc1573 Місяць тому

😂😂

@MossyMozart Місяць тому

No "eye diapers" for him!

@lindataylor7299 Місяць тому

😂😂😂😂😂

@tuckerbowen4626 Місяць тому

is it even gambling if the outcome is so certain?

@celiamirabal8678 Місяць тому

Thank you Jimmy, embarrass the hell out of trump

@lindaluckett7790 Місяць тому

Eclipse segment is UNFRIGGIN BELIEVABLE!!! WOW 😮 WOW😮 WOW 😮 WOW 😮 WOW 😮

@lauriemurray9534 Місяць тому

Wow this beyond 9 months conspiracy is out of control

@petercallison5765 Місяць тому

They should ban abortion after 18 years when they are legally adults.

@kingjamos2422 Місяць тому

Trump loves creating outrage over imaginary things. I can't wait to hear his wild theory as to why Santa gives him no presents on Christmas. Though, he does get some tasty clean coal.

@whiskyjames4200 Місяць тому

At least President Biden didn't look directly at the eclipse without safety glasses. Unlike the previous President, Donald J. Trump.

@kammyc1573 Місяць тому

😂😂

@el7jake Місяць тому

That's because Biden has a brain!

@KitTaylorOfficial Місяць тому

Trump set the bar so low that an 81 year old Biden leapfrogged over it.

@0utcast Місяць тому

You insult the office by saying baby huey was a president

@philricci2012 Місяць тому

Former failed president Trump.

@lenellboyer896 Місяць тому

This stuff always makes me feel like a genius......OMG

@donnaer Місяць тому

You and your writing staff are brilliant.

@damionrockwell2300 Місяць тому

Omg, America needs to invest in education. And.. Get rid of the lead pipe drinking fountains in schools 😢

@darrenmogg3440 Місяць тому

problem is - that would cut down the number of future republican voters...

@notme2day Місяць тому

Why work hard at being educated in the US when you're more likely to be riddled with lead from a classmate.

@asdk3090 Місяць тому

@darrenmogg3440 I have no idea what you're talking about I drank from the water fountains and I vote biden , trump mean and biden nice.

@viderethevaccinatorfromhol7536 Місяць тому

@@asdk3090do you know what an eclipse is?

@tomthecasual5337 Місяць тому

@@asdk3090 you can't possibly vote for biden this time though. this is the time to vote third party. both candidates are unfit as presidents and morally bankrupt.

@Beth-zg6gb Місяць тому

Oh my, wait until the billions of cicadas emerge!!!! 🤯😱 Marge is truly going to kaboom!!! 💥

@damionrockwell2300 Місяць тому

Lmao it will

@civil_villain Місяць тому

I can't wait to see how she blames it on the Democrats!

@conniebrown6909 Місяць тому

Haha. I can just hear her say something about storming locusts in biblical proportions. (But she won't use big words like that!)

@occamsrazor5376 Місяць тому

Maybe the space lasers will interfere and zap the cicadas for us!

@ericdpeerik3928 Місяць тому

In her defence, Sleepy Joe didn't stop the cicadas at the border.

@AuroraCambell-vs1ez Місяць тому

Thank you Jimmy love your show 💕

@greatspottedwoodpeck Місяць тому

The answers to the eclipse questions are so funny I think they make this episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live the most fun I've ever seen!

@spacecoyote6646 Місяць тому

During the segment interviewing people about 'What is an eclipse'. I kept thinking: These people get to vote.

@petercallison5765 Місяць тому

and sit on juries.

@PotrzebieConolly Місяць тому

I wonder who they vote for?

@MikeBrown-ex9nh Місяць тому

Instead of an ID to vote, maybe a high school diploma should be required.

@dianevanweelie5233 Місяць тому

And drive, own guns ...

@nancyrudell5544 Місяць тому

What is talking about………killing babies after being born…ridiculous! “Rump” is deranged!

@lynnevanvorce7727 Місяць тому

He has no idea what he’s talking about, he just spews lies and hopes his followers won’t catch on.

@gryjffrs Місяць тому

I'm fantasizing about this post birth execution thing and him. What's really scary is that the cult believes it!

@lacountess Місяць тому

He’s doubling down on a previous faux pas when he had said the Democrats want “abortion beyond nine months,” and people called him out on it. It’s what he does instead of admitting he misspoke.

@lukedaniels7750 Місяць тому

@@lynnevanvorce7727 I don't understand how these lies are not being challenged by rational people of all sides. If I was a Republican in the US I would call hjim out on this BS.

@laztavus Місяць тому

@@lukedaniels7750what are the lies, just curious

@alishermatniyz75 Місяць тому

Huge greetings from Uzbekistan ❤❤❤ 🎉🎉🎉

@Jenny_Oblivion Місяць тому

“Don’t be silly”😂 That was adorable

@DelightLovesMovies Місяць тому

It defies all logic that so few people know what an eclipse is.

@candymennega1153 Місяць тому

Ok I had only a high school education so why do I know more than these people!?

@HairynosedWombat163 Місяць тому

@@candymennega1153 Me too. Amazed at the intelligence of these people, or lack of.

@ApolloandZak Місяць тому

those people vote

@geffers999 Місяць тому

What's an eclipse please? Geoff

@thechrisandphaedrusshow Місяць тому

@@Andr50n 😂😂

@michelehemlokhexwhite4310 Місяць тому

From now on I'm calling Mar-a-Lago Mar-a-Larkey.

@paulc14 Місяць тому

I kind of like Mar-a-Lardo myself!

@robertcarrasco2504 Місяць тому

Lol that's funny that's a good one

@jonrossjan Місяць тому

Mar-a-Larkey-Lardo

@bovinityleak2066 Місяць тому

@sheilaboston7051 Місяць тому

Maga-Lardo is my preferred choice.

@bobjohnson1389 Місяць тому

Everywhere thousands of science teachers are freaking out.😂

@dm-dx7hs Місяць тому

Eclipse questions for pedestrians very funny. Thank you. More asking questions to random passersby please.

@user-xx8rn5yg9g Місяць тому

I learned about eclipses in the 3rd grade...65yrs ago. WTF has happened to the educational system in America?

@faeryvixenetc Місяць тому

HOMESCHOOLING happened

@Lilo-A Місяць тому

I’m betting more people knew exactly how it works. They only show a couple of the ridiculous ones.

@carlbrown1121 Місяць тому

@@Lilo-A You're probably right but hell! The number of ridiculous ones is worrying in itself. They couldn't have interviewed that many people! so the proportion of people who didn't know what an eclipse is must have been quite high! 😅

@OnionChoppingNinja Місяць тому

@@Lilo-A whatever you need to tell yourself to keep any hope for the USA afloat.

@BakingBadOBX Місяць тому

im younger than the last woman, and I learned what an eclipse was in elementary school. I also dont need to be taught in school. I thought a solar or lunar eclipse were things people just understood because of life.

@cyndanyia Місяць тому

The Tan Andreas Fault! I love it! 🎤

@joannajamerson35 Місяць тому

Remember when Trump first came in the office and there's a picture of the White House with a thunderstorm above it

@woopimagpie Місяць тому

I really hope someone somewhere is keeping a list of all the hilarious names Jimmy has called Trump.

@mariezurie7828 Місяць тому

There's always some that look w/o protective glasses & are left with blindness.

@apollocontestants7384 Місяць тому

❤jimmy kimmel, especially after the joke on trump at the Oscars.

@rickkwitkoski1976 Місяць тому

They are "average" people on the street? You are SO SCREWED!

@MsIndieRay Місяць тому

Oh that burnt orange sludge on his face is something.

@lisaschnapp101 Місяць тому

He almost matched the wood panels behind him.

@MikeBrown-ex9nh Місяць тому

I think his Tammy Fay makeup kit is past it's expiration date.

@willvgo2950 Місяць тому

I know it's not the same thing, but this reminds me of something that happened a long time ago. I was at a couple's house. She came into the room & announced that there were 2 moons. He & I were immediately curious about what could convince her of that. We went to the window where she had seen the 2 moons. It took me longer to say it than it took me to figure it out. She was looking through double paned glass.

@minervagaraynieves7220 Місяць тому

Oh my God where did you find those clowns must be a joke. 😂

@JTRocks4Ever Місяць тому

They don't know what an eclipse is? The stupidity is scary!

@jamesniagu274 Місяць тому

Even if they would say I don’t know instead of guessing would be credible.

@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg Місяць тому

It's obviously the Work of God!. Save The Children!!!.

@catlynnearkin8825 Місяць тому

I agree 😂

@slappywag7210 Місяць тому

WTF🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@BD-zn7nr Місяць тому

@@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cgWhat will God do next? Make the sun come up in the east? Make the earth rotate around the sun? We need to wake up to the warnings!

@TetsuDeinonychus Місяць тому

I just got to the part with the idiots who don't know what an eclipse is... ...we are living in the Idiocracy society...

@blue4democracy Місяць тому

How in the hell can someone say things like what djt did about post-birth executions so blatently without legal repercussions?!?!

@wizardsuth 29 днів тому

He didn't accuse a specific person or organization. His statements are just vague fear-mongering.

@Lichan11 Місяць тому

Saw the full eclipse with my husband up in Vermont! It was spectaular, but it did freak out the birds when everything went dark and it got 5 degrees colder! LOL!

@Dwarf_Ninjas Місяць тому

As someone from Georgia, I just want to state that MtG doesn't really represent us. I'll be repeating that with my vote in November.

@lindaallen4067 Місяць тому

Hoping there are MANY more like you!

@nancymarquis3943 Місяць тому

Thank you.

@carolmuir5475 Місяць тому

Good!

@shanedaley6236 Місяць тому

@@lindaallen4067she represents the mentally sane that care about this country and don't like to see elder abuse happening in the white house

@edvh88 Місяць тому

Stand up, Georgia!!!

@JoTracy Місяць тому

WOW I'm utterly gobsmacked at that level of ignorance WTF Uncle Sam?

@KatieGray1 Місяць тому

you should pay more attention to the education data released every year on high school proficiency in this country. science is the lowest, followed by math. this is what happens when you spend decades investing less in education every year.

@jean-claudearsenault224 Місяць тому

these people could have been picked. If not it's embarrassing, from Canada

@robinleebraun7739 Місяць тому

Republicans have been gutting public education for decades, especially in California. Thank Ronald Reagan for that.

@kemouse Місяць тому

Don't blame Uncle Sam. It takes two to learn. One to educate and the other to look directly at the sun.

@Lethgar_Smith Місяць тому

What you saw were just a few choice individuals on Hollywood blvd in LA. That's not a very good cross section of America. Talk to 100 people on the streets in LA and then pick out the few idiots you ran into. It's easy. It's a lot harder to laugh at the smart ones so they dont show those and Im sure there were a lot more of them than there were of the few we saw.

@crazybeardjones Місяць тому

Hey Texas Weather Lady, if you're reading this, you're awesome, and I love your enthusiasm! I saw it too, and thats how i reacted!

@ld2455 Місяць тому

The profound idiocy of my fellow Americans makes me laugh and cry at the same time.

@realberg1015 Місяць тому

I actually had a 58 year old ask if the moon is as big as the sun. They didn’t understand how the moon could block out the sun.

@yoshiclubcaptainfeerick7750 Місяць тому

😮😮😱

@antrimlariot2386 Місяць тому

FFS

@sdsmt99 Місяць тому

We can't all be as smart as you

@danielmeehan7518 Місяць тому

When they interview people in the streets my faith in humanity declines.

@Dan-Simms Місяць тому

Omg how can people not know what an eclipse is?

@miyahollands6136 Місяць тому

people need to pay attention in school I guess 🤷‍♀️

@FireElement7 Місяць тому

Dear Lord 🤦‍♀️ Please vote 💙

@dorothypluim-qe3st Місяць тому

At 9 months it’s called birth

@user-ik7uw7gh7e Місяць тому

Everyone that was asked WHAT IS A ECLIPSE AND THEY WERE ALL WELL ENGLISH SPOKEN AMERICANS AND THEY STILL DIDN'T KNOW? CAN'T BLAME THAT ON THE INGREDIENTS COMING OVER TO THE BOARD. THAT'S A DAMN SHAME

@patriciayoung1579 Місяць тому

Wow! The stupidity is alarming and also sad. 😳

@Godric_71 Місяць тому

Wow. Those people on the street were painful to watch.

@sharonpeterson896 Місяць тому

Oh yes. She did so much for children! Remember her coat the "I don't care, do you?" Did so much for those babies that will never see their parents again.