@Shoan Dutrieux Don't forget comedy. Whether with Urbanus, whether with stupidity *or* being the punchline of our Belgian-jokes, you always bring a smile to our faces

Shoan Dutrieux... excellente celle-là !

How about a polluted , drug laden shit hole? Is that better?

And delicous Frites.....

@@michellesmith5779 good point, we in the Netherlands have a certain type of fries that we call 'Belgian fries'. :P

Trump

Everything in life is about sex except sex. Sex is about power. - Oscar Wilde

and absolute power corrupts absolutely. always.

I like the one John made about international trade. "International trade is like sex. When you are doing it right it is benefitial for both partners" But the chance of that happening plummet once Donald Trump gets involved"

probably true. and I'd guess that 90 % of Conservative Germans would vote for biden. Biden would be a right of center politician in germany. Times are weird.

@@FridolinH Weird indeed

Someone like Trump would never win in Germany. I mean we have far rights here, but we did a thing and learned from our history so that the past doesn't repeat itself.

@@CWonderworld Exactly

@@CWonderworld ..... someone like trump WON.Trump is someone like adolf hitler

"the australian guy". Great way to describe our former prime minister

I mean He did the same in the 2016 election

@@Jenkowelten it's the best way to describe him. Have you ever liked a Prime Minister? Humanising them is important in my opinion.

@@Jenkowelten well I mean it is Turnbull. Same guy who buttfucked our NBN.

@@michaelcoxlong2726 Can you please elaborate? Sorry I legitimately don’t know what Turnbull actually did which screwed over our internet.

At the end of the game, the king and the pawns go back in the same box.

@@kyleguajardo genius. Never heard that before, but will now use it incessantly.

I've added it to the inspirational sticky notes I keep on my mirror.

"But at the end of days, won't matter anyway, for in the end we're all a worm's meal!"

Pathetic how that's the only thing you people have to comfort you.

Well he did a lot of worse

HBO have probably learned by now that it’s a good idea to do whatever John Oliver says

The show makes a lot of money for HBO so I’m guessing they get extra leeway for their shenanigans

Not a shanigan asshole facts

He probably didn't have to pitch it at all. They have a budget, he spends it on his own discretion.

Release the oompa-loompas.

I vehemently agree with what John Oliver said about Belgium. I was enjoying a visit there provided by The Sun's £10 to cross the Channel when I stopped for a refreshment in a street cafe. The sun was hot and striking and my request to the owner to pull the shade. He went on a full throated diatribe laced with the hatred of the British.

We'd always just assumed; you have confirmed.

@John Barber Now we dance!

@@BlackuLaLa At least nobody knows yet about our waffle plan for world domination

Producer: oooooohhhhh ok that makes sense then.

I figure they stopped asking why...

Me too

“I want a giant cake with a picture of a dictator falling off his horse”

@@norishimogawa6125 Now that was perfect comedy. I bet there wasn't a single viewer who wasn't surprised by that

Anotha 1 Americans really should have voted for Phineas Rocketdump. I liked his policies.

@@MyMarsham Yeah.. he would have ACTUALLY made this country great again.

At least we would know where he stood. On one leg in the middle of a swamp.

It's really fascinating watching this after Mattis spoke out against the pumpkin

In a bad way

Sinapth real talk

The only thing he's been right about, he just doesn't understand he's the reason

The world already laughed

"The world is laughing at us" ...well, yeah, they are NOW!

Donald and i are winning so much! We might just find an Aussie PM in the comedian Industry fellow up with John Oliver and Stephen Colbert xD

Oh no, my friend, horror and pity did not REPLACE the laughter horror and pity were merely added into the mixing bowl creating some kind of viscous dark comedy cake mixture

@@pyromaniac2104 Yep

@@pyromaniac2104 well, to be fair, horror and pity were not added, they just intensified

As someone with an outside perspective I have to say that Jan 6th wasn't that much of a big deal globally. There were more concerning things done by Trump that flew under the radar of the most US citizen.

@@tobiaswilhelmi4819 lt's difficult for a US citizen to ignore the Most Important thing to us. The attempted overthrow of our government. A coup d'etat of a powerful democracy in the Western world. If that had happened, how many other constitutional democracies would fall? Yours, perhaps?

You wanna know what’s super sad about this comment? It’s probably because that’s exactly why and that’s fucking sad

At least he knows that Paris is the capital of Germany and where the Kansas Chiefs come from

Wow, so he denied saying something calling it fake news and then denied what he just said. That's better than most comedy.

Yes, literally denied it one minute after he said it. The Dutch press also did not let him get away with it and kept asking him about the statements every chance they got until he caved and admitted he actually said it and thus spread false information. The Dutch do not tolerate bullshit like that lol

Jacco Stoete holy smokes. That’s so outrageous. There’s no way to trust a person like Trump or that ambassador who are such easy liars. Good for the Dutch press to keep at him!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

It wasn't Trump who said this, it was the American Ambassador to the Netherlands. Even though Trump IS a pathological liar, it seems his followers seem to think that as long as their great leader can spout nonsense, they can too.

Jacco Stoete I just realized my mistake and corrected my comment. Thank you!

Yeah, real country. Also the spelling is crucial, because Lichtenstein is in Germany, while Liechtenstein is the country. I cringe when I think of how many people noticed my earlier misspellings...

As a national and resident of Belgium, however...

Yup, Liechtenstein is a real nation, a micro-state ruled by a Princely family where the nation got it's name from. It's one of the wealthiest nations in the world due to serving as a massive tax-haven. However it's so intertwined with it's neighbor Switzerland that it's basically a Swiss canon in all but name.

I was going to laugh but then I remembered that time a Buzzfeed writer wrote a clickbait piece on Malta tended up on the cover of every Maltese newspaper

why Me! I went to the McDonalds in Leichtenstein a few years ago. Just sharing for no good reason.

But we need enemies! -The Pentagon.

America? Learning from its mistakes?? HA! That'll be the day. Source: Am American

Democracy in USA seems to be a two party thing but there are countries That embrace 5 or more parties that cooperate . ..after duality ,there is a cooperative ....as Europe is developing ...

I'm actually gonna see if there's a standalone recording of that, probably the most beautiful instance of All Star I've ever heard

honestly thanks to the internet I only thought about sherek at that moment XD

That was hilarious.

Well Trump did yell at Turnbull on the phone and say it was the worst call he had that day (just after talking to Putin) and then hung up on him. Turnbull's opinion rating went up a fair amount here too after that clip got leaked lol

14:15 Can't blame him. Impersonating Trump is so much fun!

I know, right?!

Turnbull's still a dick heads

You'll get there ;-)

@@thomasw.5344 hopefully 🤞 we’re working on it ✌🏻

@@Pretermit_Sound All jokes aside, I think America is doing pretty good, even in that regard. Every country has lunatics, but not every country could survive 4 years of Trump with only minor damages...

@@thomasw.5344 yeah, we got relatively lucky considering. We have to make sure he doesn’t get back in though.

+

LOSER !

@@stevesanzari7294 troll

MrFForger Chocolate stolen from Mother Afrika, extracted via the blood, sweat &tears of My Esteemed Ancestors!!

Belgen hebben het beste bier

Wij Nederlanders kunnen daar ook wel wat van hoor, zeker het zuiden :D

Opens another can of "Belgium"... Sante!

Amelia Van Der Veere Perhaps Europeans should take cocoa trees back to the Americas? That should correct that and handily destroy Western Africa's economy.

Imagine being AWAKE this whole time and being afraid of him being REelected and also apprehensive about what his followers will do if he ISN'T...

dont get your hopes up yet we've still got 2 months before hes dragged out screaming edit: 5 weeks to go

Edit where alive🎉🎉

I couldn't agree more.

ur name tho

i apologize for being apart of america.

Again from Germany... Der Witz is nice xD

@@wouldntyouliketoknowweathe9145 no need to apologise my friend. At least he gives us germans comedy gold.

Speaking from England here. I hate Brexit, and I want Germany to undertake more of a leadership role in Europe and the world. I’d like to see to see the formation of a joint European military, which would involve Germany remilitarising. It’s long since been time to move on from WW2.

GERWolf love it 😂😂😂😂

I have bad news for you. They're called Ursula von der Leyen. Just kidding

NarcissisticGuy 19 minute, not 30 minute

Full episode is (mostly) 30 minutes

Syahreza Difachri i know, I used to have hbo too.anyways, im sleepy. Are you awake cuz of john too?

Nando Ginkaku nah, i'm from indonesia and it's almost 3 pm in the afternoon here.

Literally just finished watching Harry Potter 3 five seconds ago.

Go fuck your self you need Trump if a socialist leader comes to power the whole world's right will work with the US Army to topple these terrorists . The socialists are against religion like that Devil Pope Francis. A Latino Pope is nothing but a terrorist.

Natal Kumar What the actual fuck are you on

I really really hope that was a joke. If not,the world is lost and I give up all hope.

@@natalkumar6132 There are so many things wrong with what you just said, it's hilarious. More than half this country doesn't know what socialism even is. They assume it just means higher taxes and less privacy because there's more government control. That's only true to a small extent: Socialism provides cheap or free education, including at collegiate level, to everyone. It also covers the costs of universal healthcare, and would enable us to better close the gap in this country between the rich and the poor. The only people who don't like this plan are the selfish wealthy elite who don't want the government taking a little more of their "hard-earned money" to give to "idiot freeloaders." They miss the point that these benefits would also give them more though... A slightly higher tax but free healthcare and education? And the tax is still only a relatively small percentage of income. Rich people would still be making tons and they'd be better off in times of emergency. Also, we know for a fact not all rich people worked hard for their money (Trump inherited millions as an example, went bankrupt a few times but got some lucky deals, etc). And while there probably are a few freeloaders who would get lucky, that's a relatively low minority compared to all the folks who are genuinely down on their luck especially due to circumstances which they had absolutely no control over, like minorities with years of systemic racism shoved down their throats placed in poor areas where they are forced into doing things to survive that they don't want to do. Let's face it, if you're voting against socialism at this point, you're just a racist who doesn't want to give up white privilege.

You feel hopeless because you are a weak pathetic loser..trump lives in your mind rent free. Get some self esteem.

It is monday so "the happiest I've benn all Week" may not be that happy

Daniel Nexus Stop.

it's Monday

But didn’t the week just start?

Please rise for the National Anthem

Nature Boy Almost half of the people who voted, voted for Drumpf.

And all of the people who did not bother to vote at all did not vote against him. So 75% of the population allowed to vote was fine with Trump as an option.

Better than crooked hillary

Nature Boy Very good point.

YSL "Better than crooked hillary" is the kind of thinking like "I would rather see the whole ship go down than let someone from the other team be captain". So are you happy about going down with the ship? :P

More like himself only

So true

@@zoomerst.7345 America isn’t the only country in the world

It’s more like “Trump Only”; he didn’t do shit to improve the lives of the people in this country

What was the original context of the quote?

@@norishimogawa6125 As it turns out, Churchill probably never said that.😄

@@Griexxt oof lol

Best comment award 🏆

Who Are You? That was such a pleasant surprise Sooooo pleasant

youtube has shtty customer servic- "THIS CHANNEL HAS BEEN SUSPENDED"

Yep

Yeah, somehow i totally missed it. Didn't hear a thing. It's almost as if it hasn't happened.

The Dutch people ate their prime minister once too

Sure. That's exactly what someone who is setting politicians on fire would say. :-)

The American right just calls anywhere with liberal policies or a knowledge of harm reduction as the wild west (ex sanctuary cities and any city with a democratic mayor)

yeah same here, I didn't know this!!! :O

Naganachiketh Chinnamuttevi When an immigrant roasts the president of his sponsor nation, I wonder, why would he be allowed to renew his greencard?

Blue Jay yeah India, also known as a special type of hole, not the USA where he owns his multi-million apartment.

Mikausitis because this is America not North Korea. Where freedom of speech extends to all citizens, regardless of country of origin. Why? Because this is America.

its freedom of speech mate! you can say anything you want here as it is your first right

Part of me is thrilled; part of me is dismissive... it really feels like this show takes a notable amount of vacation and downtime above and beyond any non-animated show, and if they don;t give enough of a crap to actually make a show regularly, I'm less invested.

Yes, on Jonny-O's Sadtastical Circus of Misery and Math.

The US tearing itself apart is not depressing.

Grace O'Hanrahan It was so great, yet so sad at the same time!

Grace O'Hanrahan Yup mate, he was HILARIOUS!

His impersonation was just SPOT-ON.

He was the best, believe me!

It was superb. He didn't overdo it like most actors, which ruins it bc trump is already so comical and surreal.

Nicolas Thelen nice comment Greetings from Germany ✌

Meh. We've got Eggos.

Hello from France! _grabs a waffle_

Hey I like lambics and other alcohol Belgium is more than welcome

Hehe no more koffiekoeken for you :-)

The SpotLight Where is that?

17:28

Brian Helt Thanks

It’s nice to see a tv show host that doesn’t suck the dick of a one of the Paul brothers.

TheChiller007 yeah but I don’t remember if it was Jake it Logan.

John Oliver says exactly what 3/4 of the country thinks but most "news" casters are afraid to say and the Right ignores.

You not alone my friend. You are not alone.

Euric Santi Your not alone as well........

I know. I can finally exhale.

The Godless This is the only thing whole world 🌍 agree with.......

Our Choir is singing a version arranged like an English Madrigal at our next concert.

@Willem DaFuckedUp Not sure what you mean by that, but the choir rocked, and I wanted to hear more of it.

@Willem DaFuckedUp you probably listen to lil peep shut your ass up and respect the opus

Willem DaFuckedUp Stop insinuating that autistic people like Smash Mouth. It's an insult to autistic people everywhere. Even we know it's terrible

The choir was great though. Beautiful voices singing a terrible song: a representation of the dichotomy between wonderful and horrible in this country

Nice 1 😂👍.

'America First' is also conveniently the phrase historically printed on KKK coins (the group he just so happened to skirt around denouncing)

"America First' was first used in this country by a full-on fascist movement. That SHOULD give us all pause...

Naw, those were his buildings' tenants.

😂😂😂😂😂

i am sure he keept his UK passport, just in case...!

Meh not really

Fuck yes!

@8alot4t since Britain is America's disappointed parent, he's like an uncle trying to fix the US with advice laced with comedy cocaine

yeah, now logan is a VERIFIED shithead.

Do you have a link for the video?

For everybody who reads this now. There arent no go zones or politicians set on fire in the netherlands and there have never been. I really dont hope because of this bullshit you dont want to visit my country, because i love my country cheers

@@teamvlcn6820 ukposts.info/have/v-deo/g2hyq3yacJ6dx2g.html

@@justboschma5047 But there are really scary immigrants bothering you in the train by doing their job and asking you for your train ticket.

@@falcovg2 that is true, people bothering you because of their job. I dont know how people deal with it in their country lol

With our powers combined...

[In Aussie accent]: _Because drinking an American beer is a bit like makin' love in a canoe..._ _It's fucking close to water_

Do not know, you should ask Melania....

iBfuckin , because objective perspectives coming from the international community should be welcomed input for anyone who doesnt want to walk around with tiolet paper stuck to their clothes after coming out of the bathroom.

iBfuckin how many rubbles they pay you? Troll

I think we all feel this

Avery Summers bob. H hjijjjjjvo

As an RPG player, I know this to be true.

@@CarlosDesmithy the only people who do not believe I Or understand this concept are the Trump Supporters. We need allies...we can't stand alone...

Judgment day will bring your badge of honor to you.

pjs 54 oh just go away troll. For all you know god could be Allah. Quit putting Trump on a pedestal higher than Jesus. He isn’t a saviour, he’s a moron.

@@sannestrijd2978 Brain dead MUst be way up there 12 _15 at best!

I blame his mother for not having safe sex

@@bespokefellow Made me chuckle for some reason

that is literally me.

More like 20% to 25% of the population. 74m/320m = 23% ish. Still an alarmingly high percentage of idiots, but not 43%.

@@bura19 Wow I forgot about this comment. Thanks.

Eh, don’t feel too worried. Most of them are either skeptical of the virus and dying rapidly amongst other morons or really old racist people that will also be wiped soon.

@@m0nd4y41 Doesn't mean they deserve to die.

@@matthewjarek3026 He didn't say they deserve to just that they are

*;)*

You both must have 1 iq then

@@AscendedPOT ok bud

@@AscendedPOT Yes, 1 iq and it's 137. Back to you, dumbass.

@@majikss *Hey, have good wkd chillin' with your IQ.* *UGH* to immature bait comments! *(I love how whateverthename spelled IQ in lower caps.)* Back to my *green~wine*

aww, so cute. You need your leftist nutjob to feel good about yourself again.

Nasal Spray ahhh the irony

Jason Nge Your irony evades me. Please feel free to expand

The irony is that you can see your "rightist" nutjob any day in the Oval Office.

This is a classic, John Oliver, a classic. Everytime, I here, president Orangatan, say,; Putin told me, that "he didn't do it". I have to believe him, I'll think of this Russian clip.

When did colbert say that?

Night Of Too Many Stars

Abhinav Ravi In the "Night of too many stars" 2017, google it, it was hilarious.

Trump is my president

I am very sorry to hear that.

Hahaha! Hope soon enough..

@@lucenagano5003 Fingers crossed.

MAGA

Hexagon Bright..... what the fuck is wrong with you? Your hard drive needs to be searched lol

Niels van Oosten apparently he has serious mental problems.

Someone needs to tell that guy about the existence of the Internet. There is readily accessible video evidence proving that he is lying lmao

+wajnerw A vagina is a gaping hole with mini tendrils and hairs. It isn't that cool. Trump and Jong Un impersonators beating each other up in the middle of Switzerland on the other hand......

Please tell me it's on UKposts somewhere?

What exactly is "American social media". Is UKposts Americans only now?

iBfuckin maybe it's because we have to put up with your dumbass president's stupidity as well? As you can see in this video the whole world is making fun of Trump, partly because he as an influence on us as well. The US are no lonely little planet happily floating through the universe with no one affected by your foreign policies. But god forbid we make fun of a guy who probably thought he was going to Sweden for the World Economy Forum. Oh, and btw, UKposts is not an all-american platform you ignorant fuck. The rest of the world uses it as well.

According to these same fucks it's impossible for Putin to meddle in the US elections, but it's us regular folks who are spreading anti-American propaganda on fucking UKposts. It's just sad.

Master Of Fates sponsored by popeyes..

Living the dream

Lol

Master Of Fates Popeyes is disgusting. I tried it once 🤢🤢🤢

7:55 You mean this?

/watch?v=SZ4RX5PsnFM

he says that its fake news, not not fake news

Paintballwizard Watch the link I posted.

Jo Ko I think I have a bad case of foot fetish

You are not alone on this one :D

Thanks for the info, and I was happy to see that your people and I are in agreement!

Meanwhile, Canada is busy voting in ultra-right wing governments everywhere from town to federally.

D.Jamarbhsamurai Don't worry about it! Be free!

Here is the whole lot: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/sWiYoWygaLBqzKs.html I belive nobody in the Netherlands will be able tp take him seriously, and that is a great shame as it wasn't like that previously.

I always find it strange how the Dutch formed such ultra-religious and conservative groups in the USA. It's like we exported only people who'd vote for the SGP(ultra-religious, conservative protestant political party in NL).

Tuck he must be a Pink Floyd fan 🤔

That's why I love El Salvador!

Hey tuck its been 9 months. How’s the baby

Michael Tkaczevski *total war blood lust intensifies*

Breaking News: Maggots have just declared that even they have standards. They will not eat Trump. I repeat, they refuse to eat Trump.

+Michael Worms don't usually go lower than 2 meters at máximum. They need air, going through the holes they dug. Most people are burried 3 meters deep. (Unless you're a hidden murdervictim, means it double-sucks for you) 3 meters deep (especially in a coffin) it'll be your stomachfluids that dissolve your body and eventually start the rottingprocess. There'll be no worms, unless there's someone being burried in shallow-graves, for what reason whatsoever, or someone that's laying around for a while after dying, in a fly-invested area. And then still..it'll take a couple of days before there are maggots.

Good to know, weird random creepy guy. :)

Widdekuu91 Interesting

Why did they have to lose to Italy... 😪

Somehow he got there lol (just saying) 😂🍌

Thank you very much for the love! Right back at you!

@@victorrain 🥰🥰

Thank you! (American citizen)

Trump hates the world Americans embrace the world.

Come on, don't salt their wounds😂

My bills are bigger cuz we have bigly thing here in America. I gotta pay a 1800 dollar bill for a four minute ambulance ride because I couldn't move from a bad back injury. Fun, right?

Antoine Hennart Twist that knife a little why don’t you

Antoine Hennart 🔥 lol okay that was painful. And funny. 😊

Can I borrow your healthcare plan?