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Ukraine appears to have sunk the same Russian warship that threatened soldiers on Snake Island at the beginning of Putin's invasion, and Stephen isn't buying Elon Musk's claim that he wants to buy Twitter to support the ideal of free speech. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@charlesmartin1121
@charlesmartin1121 2 роки тому
Sweden and Finland joining NATO? Well this really worked out well Vladimir.
@Toywins
@Toywins 2 роки тому
He really threatened them both, that's so crazy!
@charlesmartin1121
@charlesmartin1121 2 роки тому
@@Toywins Thats how that angry munchkin rolls.
@lilesmw
@lilesmw 2 роки тому
They don’t have much to offer nato. It’s symbolic
@michaelhodges250
@michaelhodges250 2 роки тому
the only thing they have to offer is more ground for our troops to be stationed on and to enlarge the nato border with Russia
@QuadZillaGodZillasbrother
@QuadZillaGodZillasbrother 2 роки тому
It would be a huge accomplishment for the Biden administration
@jackzuhosky621
@jackzuhosky621 2 роки тому
Imagine having your Flagship sunk by a country without a navy... Emotional damage!!!
@jsully8076
@jsully8076 2 роки тому
"Eeemooowtional daaamage!" ✌️❤️
@nikolasgray390
@nikolasgray390 2 роки тому
they do have a nave though😭😂
@jsully8076
@jsully8076 2 роки тому
@@nikolasgray390 What's a nave?
@Surge1077
@Surge1077 2 роки тому
It's sorta Three Stooges that they (Russian forces) are being outwitted by the underdog. Serves Putin right.
@Ginric99
@Ginric99 2 роки тому
I mean America was beaten in Vietnam by a bunch of farmers, an invading nation that does not have the support of the people never succeeds
@davydovua
@davydovua 2 роки тому
What's important, it's not just "a warship" that was destroyed. That's the flagship of the Russian Black Sea fleet and the only cruiser currently in the sea, so by far the most important strategic naval asset in the area. In addition, its sinking has a huge symbolic meaning, it's the same warship that threatened Ukrainian border guards on Snake Island on the first day of the invasion and it bears the name of the Russian capital Moscow (Moskva), so destroying it gave a huuuge morale boost to Ukrainians.
@daslynnter9841
@daslynnter9841 2 роки тому
Certainly is the only cruiser "in" the sea
@LoPhatKao
@LoPhatKao 2 роки тому
if its the snake island ship, it can certainly go f itself now :D
@havable
@havable 2 роки тому
Ukraine sank Moscow!
@Sun-Tzu-
@Sun-Tzu- 2 роки тому
Yes, that really important warship that was decommissioned in 1990 and recommissioned again in the 2000's who served as the flagship of the smallest detachment of the Russian Navy, serving in a land war against a country without a Navy. Not only that, there are plenty of ships that can, and probably already have replaced it. It's nothing but symbolic. Speaking of symbolic, nobody seemed to talk about the Snake Island guys being captured and not martyred. Ukrainians are gonna need that moral boost since over 1000 Ukrainian marines surrendered in Mariupol.
@kenbarker4473
@kenbarker4473 2 роки тому
@Sun Tzu I don't think this deserves a response but what the hell I'll respond just in case you're a real person. Russia owns only one aircraft carrier that barely operates and has to be repaired constantly because it runs on black tar still. I they don't have plenty of ships, the Russian military can barely feed itself
@BogeyTheBear
@BogeyTheBear 2 роки тому
The Russians weren't lying when they say the warship was damaged from detonating ammunition... ...it just happened to be Ukranian ammo.
@eerohughes
@eerohughes 2 роки тому
Impossible the Powerful Russian Navy are immune to any fault.
@toadjiang7626
@toadjiang7626 2 роки тому
Putin will be like "My flagship has not sunk! It's just now on a 'special underwater operation'!"
@stevejohnson2321
@stevejohnson2321 2 роки тому
It sank moored in Sebastopol harbor. Putty says sank in "rough seas"...🤔
@redstonecasey4713
@redstonecasey4713 2 роки тому
It's tactically infiltrating the silty bottom.
@WoWhistorian
@WoWhistorian 2 роки тому
"As a result of its heroic performance in the Special Military Operation in Ukraine, Moskva the Battleship has been promoted to the prestigious rank of Sumbarine."
@machintelligence
@machintelligence 2 роки тому
@@WoWhistorian It is to be renamed "Snake Island Memorial Reef."
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 роки тому
Is sunken potato, in salt water. It will be mashed.
@ianrastall
@ianrastall 2 роки тому
NATO was like, "Why simply Finnish when we can Sweden the deal?"
@MrFancyFingers
@MrFancyFingers 2 роки тому
Warning: Dad mode engaged
@Pitbabe2Obsession
@Pitbabe2Obsession 2 роки тому
🤣🤣
@bluekitty3731
@bluekitty3731 2 роки тому
Puns! Why did it have to be puns!
@samtunji
@samtunji 2 роки тому
Smooth
@firthm2
@firthm2 2 роки тому
Brilliant
@artembentsionov
@artembentsionov 2 роки тому
Russia: “Hey, Finland, you better not join NATO, or we’ll invade, just like Comrade Stalin did in the glorious year of 1939.” Finland: “Yeah, you better read an un-redacted textbook on how well that went for you guys.”
@TB-zf7we
@TB-zf7we 2 роки тому
Yes Vlad, if you send your troops they will join the 200,000 that are already buried in our land...LOL
@j.f.fisher5318
@j.f.fisher5318 2 роки тому
Un-redacted. Made me laugh.
@Londronable
@Londronable 2 роки тому
While Finland doesn't want to be invaded and they obviously won't a small, insane part of me wants Russia to try it just to see what would happen. Nato equiped(but not yet part) and organized soldiers against Russia would be fun.
@artembentsionov
@artembentsionov 2 роки тому
@@j.f.fisher5318 considering their current tendency to engage in historical revisionism…
@larsgutsein3910
@larsgutsein3910 2 роки тому
They might be hard to come by. Russian shops do not have them and amazon does not deliver.
@BlueHooloovoo
@BlueHooloovoo 2 роки тому
I love that rather than admit Ukraine sunk their warship Russia is trying to say that it sunk because of the incompetence of its crew.
@irondragonmaiden
@irondragonmaiden 2 роки тому
It's kind of worse and more insulting...
@j.f.fisher5318
@j.f.fisher5318 2 роки тому
Italy thanks Russia for having stolen their former "meme military" status.
@davidbryden7904
@davidbryden7904 2 роки тому
And it's not just any ol' cruiser, it's the FLAG SHIP!! That's a 3 pointer, baby!
@connorirons4542
@connorirons4542 2 роки тому
Not any old flagship, its the one that got told to go f*** itself. Thats an additional +2.
@johnsmithe4656
@johnsmithe4656 2 роки тому
Not only any old flag ship. It was named after the frikkin capitol of Russia itself. Moscow = Moskva. How's that for a portent?
@alex35agm
@alex35agm 2 роки тому
And as it was going down the flag they were waving was HELP!
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 роки тому
Last fight ukposts.info/have/v-deo/rKWjaGidpX91uWQ.html
@philipkoene5345
@philipkoene5345 2 роки тому
It's not only that - as a consequence, the Russians moved all other ships at least 20 nautical miles further out. This sinking has basically taken the black sea fleet out of the war.
@TheRamsfan43
@TheRamsfan43 2 роки тому
The ship is on special operation to denazify the bottom of the black sea.
@jenniferkonstant5920
@jenniferkonstant5920 2 роки тому
Nice
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 роки тому
Alexander Phillips...u win the 🌹🌹💖🦋 for that 😅🤣😂🇺🇦🇺🇸👀
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 роки тому
Last fight ukposts.info/have/v-deo/rKWjaGidpX91uWQ.html
@Surge1077
@Surge1077 2 роки тому
Black sea bass are bottom-dwelling fish that are known anti-Russian Nutzi sympathizers. Putin's had it in for them for some time now. 😆
@gretebremseth1622
@gretebremseth1622 2 роки тому
@@resikchanel843 Go away bot!
@marydonohoe8200
@marydonohoe8200 2 роки тому
And now we learn that the flagship Moskva was actually built in Ukraine, as well as being the one that threatened Ukrainians on Snake Island and was given the bird for its troubles. Too sweet.
@cultureal9544
@cultureal9544 2 роки тому
I think Snake Island destroyed that ship!
@chrisoddy8744
@chrisoddy8744 2 роки тому
Just for reference, if the Moskva was sunk by enemy action, it would become the largest warship sunk to enemy action since World War 2 - the 12,500 ton displacement cruiser beating out vessels like the 10,000 ton ARA General Belgrano, among others. So yeah, kind of a big deal for both sides.
@ShaithMaster
@ShaithMaster 2 роки тому
Big deals for very different reasons. One a triumph, the other an embarrassment.
@paulcoy9060
@paulcoy9060 2 роки тому
Even better, Ukraine only has 15 Navy ships.
@daleyue
@daleyue 2 роки тому
The ship surely did not sink. It just evolved into a "special tactical submarine".
@elizabethfrance3237
@elizabethfrance3237 2 роки тому
Clever. 👍
@dylanho8608
@dylanho8608 2 роки тому
Russian ministry of propaganda has place for you.
@Toywins
@Toywins 2 роки тому
😂😂😂
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 роки тому
Last fight ukposts.info/have/v-deo/rKWjaGidpX91uWQ.html
@eerohughes
@eerohughes 2 роки тому
And the entire crew is totally fine in fact they rapidly adapted to the new underwater environment and grew gills and developed super powers.
@ultorianaugust8368
@ultorianaugust8368 2 роки тому
As a Ukrainian I have to explain the comedy of situation. Our military didn't intend to sink the ship, cause it is capable (as we thought) of defending itself at least from 8 missiles at the same time. Moskva just approached closer to our shore and we wanted to warn it that we will put it in danger if it gets any closer, so 2 Neptuns were fired. Imagine our reaction when a warning shot sank it down)
@derekd1510
@derekd1510 2 роки тому
If the West should take anything from this Russian conflict with Ukraine it's "Don't believe the hype." At this point I'm beginning to wonder if their nukes really even work. I mean when was the last time they even tested one? Maybe they have all gone stale like old borodino.
@christophertownsend3820
@christophertownsend3820 2 роки тому
Glory to Ukraine! Glory to the Heroes!
@theresamcdonald5709
@theresamcdonald5709 2 роки тому
Keep it up Ukraine soooo many here in US cheering you on and sending funds for humanitarian needs!!!!!
@vesma25
@vesma25 2 роки тому
That is just brilliant! Slava Ukraini!
@sophiabright8371
@sophiabright8371 2 роки тому
Too bad. It would be nice if Ukraine had use of the warship but NOTHING can symbolize the uselessness of war than this mistake. Thank you for telling us this crazy twist.
@senseifuri6953
@senseifuri6953 2 роки тому
The warship Moskva has not sunk it has simply been reclassified as a new type of submarine and is on a special underwater mission!!
@benjerman4438
@benjerman4438 2 роки тому
If the ship sank because of "on board fire" and nothing else, why did Russia move the rest of its fleet further out to sea? Strange...
@Blasted2Oblivion
@Blasted2Oblivion 2 роки тому
In fairness to Russia, I don't doubt that the ship caught fire. Being struck by a missile can do that.
@ernoristola9346
@ernoristola9346 2 роки тому
As a Finnish man myself, I laugh at russki threats. Their army is a joke, and their leader can jump like a temper tantrum toddler as much as he wants.
@ernoristola9346
@ernoristola9346 2 роки тому
@@cmelinoe yep. I was totally surprised by their moronic invasion. What grinds my gears is if they finally overpower Mariupol, they screech about it like it was a huge military victory. Forgetting to mention they were bogged down for over 1.5 months. Anyway, I have started to gather supplies to comfortably live for a two weeks to a month if they do something and we get our water and power cut off. Also, we are most likely joining to NATO, so all the Russians can do is have a temper tantrum on their side of the border. They whine that everybody is against them like a narcissistic psychopathic neighbor on a acid trip that you know but want to keep your distance from.
@elenachristian9860
@elenachristian9860 2 роки тому
@@cmelinoe Oh I am so sorry about Mauripol. Praying for you.
@Rockstarnic88
@Rockstarnic88 2 роки тому
Unfortunately @Erno Ristola there threats are still coming from the nation with biggest stockpile of nuclear weapons don’t believe the western media either they are a frightening defence force
@ihorkarpiuk4102
@ihorkarpiuk4102 2 роки тому
Good to see a clearly thinking guy, respect from Ukraine
@MausMasher54
@MausMasher54 2 роки тому
Yes, they are proving their incompetence hourly....
@zector0
@zector0 2 роки тому
Russia be like: "We now have the world's largest submarine class warship in the black sea."
@smokinlouie9885
@smokinlouie9885 2 роки тому
In search of Bikini Bottom POTATO!!!!
@queenofidlis
@queenofidlis 2 роки тому
Haaaaahahahaaaaaahaha!
@kalmanbabits3016
@kalmanbabits3016 2 роки тому
MAYBE PUTIN IS RETHINKING THE BLACK SEA INTO OCEANFRONT AND AT THE SAME TIME REMOVE ALL LOW LIFE AND TUNNELS AND MINES AND NUCLEAR REACTORS THAT ARE JUST AS SAFE TO GO SWIMMING AS THE CLIFFS OF DOVER EVEN WILL BE A UNDER WATER LANDSCAPE PUTIN HAS THE SUBMARINE TO GO VISIT FRIENDLY LIKE WONDER HOW HE KNOCKS ON THE DOOR BECAUSE YOU CANT REMEMBER, BACK TO THAT AGAIN?
@AlexCruz-lu5hd
@AlexCruz-lu5hd 2 роки тому
"Russia be like"? That's late 80's early 90's talk. It wasn't funny then & It's not funny now
@Dream0Asylum
@Dream0Asylum 2 роки тому
@@AlexCruz-lu5hd Everybody, be cool, the comedy police are here and they're laying down the law. Act casual, and if you've got any Dane Cook on you, just say you're holding for a friend.
@nicholasschoonbeck6866
@nicholasschoonbeck6866 2 роки тому
Its amazing that Russia thinks they should be allowed to dictate what other countries do.
@rachelgarber1423
@rachelgarber1423 2 роки тому
Ikr what a joke
@tudalu
@tudalu 2 роки тому
It's Biden's job. Right after he'll figure out who's hand to shake.
@julie804
@julie804 2 роки тому
That describes republicans too.
@dollbeastcybervoodoo8862
@dollbeastcybervoodoo8862 2 роки тому
Love Your Show. Glory to Ukrainian Heroes!
@dont-want-no-wrench
@dont-want-no-wrench 2 роки тому
that snake island soldier has greater powers than he may realize.
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 роки тому
Last fight ukposts.info/have/v-deo/rKWjaGidpX91uWQ.html
@tony_tuono
@tony_tuono 2 роки тому
That was exactly THAT ship, by the way
@franko1904
@franko1904 2 роки тому
Just as Zelensky told Trump to "Go F** Yourself!" when Trump tried to do a quid-pro-quo by withholding congress approved US military aid unless Zelensky fabricates fake news against Biden. So the Moskva has sunk, Trump next!
@Bluewhalebig
@Bluewhalebig 2 роки тому
This gets even better. Zelensky released a picture of himself possing with a newly minted postage stamp that depicts a Ukrainian soldier (guy from Snake Island) giving that specific ship the middle finger, only hours before it was sunk. The caption under the photo finishes with something like: "Russian ships always go in the same direction". Perfect, just perfect, lol.
@franko1904
@franko1904 2 роки тому
@@Bluewhalebig They should release a stamp of Zelensky telling Trump to "Go F*** Yourself" when Trump was holding back US military aid for a quid pro quo.
@allendean9807
@allendean9807 2 роки тому
So a Syrian refugee stopped a terrorist attack in NYC. Well done. This is what north america needs right now; stopping the hate, ending the fear, and coming together as a people. One people.
@MrPhotodoc
@MrPhotodoc 2 роки тому
The GQP will think it's some sort of global conspiracy.
@ahmed.abdelaleem
@ahmed.abdelaleem 2 роки тому
well if the syrian was the one who made the terrorist attack, all liberals will get on their knees to defend on islam and shit on all the heros who sucrifice themselves to criticize islam and its terorist idiololgy
@ianking9425
@ianking9425 2 роки тому
And how appropriate that an immigrant from the middle east was installing a security camera...that by the way, the three that could've caught the guy, were the three; of 10,000, that weren't working that day....#anybodylivinghereisamerican!!!!
@snarlajeen5901
@snarlajeen5901 2 роки тому
Yes to this! Yes yes yes!
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 роки тому
@@MrPhotodoc GQP just put out a press statement: Is baked potato.
@artembentsionov
@artembentsionov 2 роки тому
Fun fact: That ship was originally built in Mykolaiv, which is in modern-day Ukraine. So Ukrainians built it, and (possibly) Ukrainians sunk it
@valinorean4816
@valinorean4816 2 роки тому
"possibly"? well the "alternative" is then it spontaneously combusted and sunk?!
@artembentsionov
@artembentsionov 2 роки тому
@@valinorean4816 the alternative is that the Russian Navy is a mess, and their sailors often don’t bother with safety precautions. In fact, Zelensky’s advisor pretty much said it’s probably that
@rommierulez
@rommierulez 2 роки тому
Another fun fact: There is still one Slava-class cruiser left in the Black Sea. It's name is Ukraine and resides unfinished in Mykolaiv.
@valinorean4816
@valinorean4816 2 роки тому
@@artembentsionov "In fact, Zelensky’s advisor pretty much said it’s probably that" - link? I thought Ukes say they killed it, namely first the ship's radar with a Bayraktar, and then the blinded ship with 2 Neptunes?
@artembentsionov
@artembentsionov 2 роки тому
@@valinorean4816 this is one interview (in Russian): ukposts.info/have/v-deo/aJSrjXx9eJmllYE.html (around 7:47). There might be another one, but I can’t find it right now: saw it on my wife’s iPad, so I don’t have it in my watch history
@rocketPower111
@rocketPower111 2 роки тому
Glory to Ukrainian Heroes!!!🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
@greenredblue
@greenredblue 2 роки тому
The funniest headline I saw today: "Russia insists fire, not missiles, damaged warship: unrelatedly, Russia moves ships farther from shore"
@PrototypeSpaceMonkey
@PrototypeSpaceMonkey 2 роки тому
So the Russians are still insisting it really did "go f***" itself?
@Mondfischli
@Mondfischli 2 роки тому
... flying sparks I guess 🤔
@Blasted2Oblivion
@Blasted2Oblivion 2 роки тому
In fairness to Russia, I don't doubt that the ship caught fire. Being struck by a missile can do that.
@nickmon6497
@nickmon6497 2 роки тому
According to them, it was accidental fire on board. However, in the next sentence, they promised to retaliate.
@maudbrewster9413
@maudbrewster9413 2 роки тому
Both could be. Russian soldiers are low in morale and Russians grow up with a completely different mindset when it comes to taking risks. Could very well be that they did a BBQ on deck that spiraled out of control. I am speaking of experience here. :D I actually love the Russian people and I am sad that they get so exploited by a few idiots!
@Richard-ug4el
@Richard-ug4el 2 роки тому
It's really nice to see Putin achieve a whole bunch of things he really doesn't want, and almost nothing that he would want. I'm feeling schadenfreude.
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 роки тому
Last fight ukposts.info/have/v-deo/rWCldpdronp515s.html
@alfonsomena9349
@alfonsomena9349 2 роки тому
He a commie he is used to it
@tysargent9647
@tysargent9647 2 роки тому
"Schadenfreude... What is that? Some kind of Nazi word?" "It's German for 'happiness at the misfortune of others'." "'Happiness at the misfortune of others'... That _is_ German!" Natalie Venetia Belcon and Rick Lyon, 2003
@JackXombi
@JackXombi 2 роки тому
That was the Snake Island ship. "Russian Flagship , Go Fuck Yourself".
@leenacw6844
@leenacw6844 2 роки тому
Perfectenschlag
@davidarmillie4226
@davidarmillie4226 2 роки тому
Russia threatening Sweden and Finland is all the more reason they should join NATO! I welcome both countries and Ukraine.
@karenrumney5210
@karenrumney5210 2 роки тому
My fav quote from Beau of the Fifth Column "the Moskva is now living in a pineapple under the sea" 😂
@vyleart4488
@vyleart4488 2 роки тому
It did not sink, it’s on a « special underwater operation ».
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 роки тому
Is potato, boiling in salt water.
@martinavetter9932
@martinavetter9932 2 роки тому
@ Vyle Art: Best comment ever! Thank you!!!👍👌♥️🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👍👍👌♥️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kreiner1
@kreiner1 2 роки тому
Omg my God that has to be the best comment ever, to steal a line from Steal Magnolias, "Spoken like a true smart ass" 👏 I bow and congratulate you good Sir Vyle Art.
@russellcampbell9198
@russellcampbell9198 2 роки тому
Good one. 👍
@hubertsang7418
@hubertsang7418 2 роки тому
It was turned into a submarine. Anya the spy, stole the plans from James Bond's Lotus ( the spy who loved me ) and Putin thought if a car can turn into a sub, why not a ship?
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 2 роки тому
I heard about the Moskva sinking on NPR earlier today. The Russians were, at that time, still playing the story that there was an accidental fire on board that caused munitions to explode. Yet this story does not jive with the fact that all of the other ships in that fleet/detachment immediately sailed south, away from the stricken ship and land. If a ship in your fleet is just accidentally on fire, you stick around to help firefighting or at least crew extrication. If a ship in your fleet has been struck by one or more missiles, you sail away from the source of the missile(s) as quickly as possible.
@Snaakie83
@Snaakie83 2 роки тому
@@KingMinosxxvi it's sunk... Try the Sovjet' news ...even they're clear about it.
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 роки тому
Last fight ukposts.info/have/v-deo/rKWjaGidpX91uWQ.html
@WestOfEarth
@WestOfEarth 2 роки тому
@@KingMinosxxvi It sank dude. Russia has confirmed it. As it was being towed to port, a gale swept over that region of the Black Sea and the Moskva sank.
@MultiLimpet
@MultiLimpet 2 роки тому
@@KingMinosxxvi it is in secret russian below water port
@puellamservumaddominum6180
@puellamservumaddominum6180 2 роки тому
@@KingMinosxxvi it sank
@wyskass861
@wyskass861 2 роки тому
We're starting to see that maybe Russia's only military strength was threats. They can't take one city (Kiev) with all their forces available, yet we somehow think that it would be a tough fight with all of NATO and USA?
@danielgregory3295
@danielgregory3295 2 роки тому
Then they would be "Putin on the nukes.."!
@Monika-mh2je
@Monika-mh2je 2 роки тому
So disturbing to watch how Elon Musk became the :I want everything my way , because I could buy it.😡
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 2 роки тому
Petty sure he was always that twerp. I say we eat 'im.
@jackmorrison8269
@jackmorrison8269 2 роки тому
The new Swiss Army Knife is gonna have a potato peeler
@willywhit
@willywhit 2 роки тому
Good one
@GreySox
@GreySox 2 роки тому
"Not the neighbor we thought they were" means their military isn't as powerful or capable as we thought it was.
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 роки тому
Like a good neighbor, potato is there.
@SvintBlvck
@SvintBlvck 2 роки тому
Like a good neighbor, it's potato
@Katzztar
@Katzztar 2 роки тому
Well said. When this recent Russain - Ukraine conflict started, I was thinking Russia was the big bully picking on the little kid, but turns out the little kid is stronger than suspected and has hit the towering bully in "the gut", only to find out it was a little brat on stilts in a trench coat that just got knocked down.
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 роки тому
@@Katzztar the ENTIRE 🌎🌍 is seeing that Russia is NOT the big bad country as alwaz thought since 1945....nukes ..ya. But really....this makes putPIG 🥜🔩🥜🔩 and more dangerous!!!😵😵😬😬🇺🇸🇺🇦🇬🇧💖👀🌍🌍
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 роки тому
@@Katzztar Bullies are definitely not smart. Brut force will cause damage, but intelligence will clip the bully in the end.
@kimberlyperrotis8962
@kimberlyperrotis8962 2 роки тому
Go Ukraine!
@professordogwood8985
@professordogwood8985 2 роки тому
Now the most fearsome flagship in the Russian Navy.... ... is potato. 🥔
@legoforbeginners6950
@legoforbeginners6950 2 роки тому
There are two possibilities here. Either Ukraine sunk the warship, so good job them. That, or Russia is just so bad that Ukraine didn't even need to do anything.
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 роки тому
Or...they were playing a boardgame and the final blow was Ukraine guessing H17. Putin: Ugh, you sunk my battle ship.
@terry_the_terrible
@terry_the_terrible 2 роки тому
Ukraine damaged the ship by shooting the ammunitions reserve. They exploded but the ship was still kinda sea worthy. The Russians towed it back for repairs but bad weather sank it definitely
@whattwowhat
@whattwowhat 2 роки тому
Saw it go down on twitter. Ukraine called the missile hit several hours before Russia even tried to pass off that "caught fire" story.
@paulwolstencroft4820
@paulwolstencroft4820 2 роки тому
Yeah it's completely weird that Russia thinks it's better to have sunk their own ship than Ukraine sinking it. Hey world we're really incompetent! What a bunch of idiots.
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 2 роки тому
@@XCodes Oh come on, it's not like the Russians have EVER had a naval encounter so disastrously bad... 1904-05 Russo - Japanese War! Japanese lose 19 ships, Russians lose 55 to sinking, and another 15 captured and recommissioned by the Japanese navy.
@Opus313
@Opus313 2 роки тому
Now the flagship of the Russian Navy... ...is potato.
@rideon6140
@rideon6140 2 роки тому
Potatoes float.
@christinatweet6580
@christinatweet6580 2 роки тому
Ckkkkkolburt!!! ❤️ the background laugh of that producer guy....Reminds me of the good, old pandemic days ..
@joyceroberts6979
@joyceroberts6979 2 роки тому
Congratulations, Ukraine!
@aoteren
@aoteren 2 роки тому
Also, the ship that was sank was the exact same ship that received the message "Russian warship, go f**k yourself!". No joking, it really is (or rather, was) that very same ship.
@magnuslundstedt2659
@magnuslundstedt2659 2 роки тому
The ship previously known as the Moskva is now known as "Snake island memorial reef"
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 2 роки тому
"Go f**k yourself." Well, it did go down... just not on itself. 😆
@michaels1679
@michaels1679 2 роки тому
Now it has the holes for self penetration.....
@peace-to-the-world
@peace-to-the-world 2 роки тому
@SophieSophs Everything has changed since my peaceful people got in a strikes from missiles...
@vadymvv
@vadymvv Рік тому
@@magnuslundstedt2659 the funny thing that it became a property of Ukraine since it sunk at Ukrainian shelf. Also we have a copy of this ship in Mykolayiv but without rockets and stuff.
@notmeus1968
@notmeus1968 2 роки тому
The Russian flagship was first commissioned in the 1970s in Ukraine and in 2001 was retrofitted and renamed the moskva in 2022 the pride of Russia fleet came home and was renamed the Snake Island Memorial Reef
@Mercury-Wells
@Mercury-Wells 2 роки тому
😄😄😄😄😄 you should write for Colbert!
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 2 роки тому
Do the Russians not know it's bad luck to rename a ship?
@Adurnis
@Adurnis 2 роки тому
Beau from the 5th column made that joke earlier, it’s going around.
@johnsmithe4656
@johnsmithe4656 2 роки тому
​@@Adurnis Beau's video was hilarious! "Spontaneous combustion"
@bookbwitched466
@bookbwitched466 2 роки тому
@@Adurnis Love Beau. A staple in my Wisdom, Wit & Sanity Search & Rescue SWAT Team. As is Colbert.
@mikeshaw9944
@mikeshaw9944 2 роки тому
As a former soldier, while I applaud Ukraine's resistance, I do not find joy in the death of any of these kids. Whether Ukraine or Russian. These are all someone's father, brother, son and daughter.
@ajkalwaysneedsmoreinfo.576
@ajkalwaysneedsmoreinfo.576 2 роки тому
I salute you and the soldiers who died, thank you for your service.
@peace-to-the-world
@peace-to-the-world 2 роки тому
Putin sent them
@stephenlevine011
@stephenlevine011 2 роки тому
Well done 👏
@cageybee7221
@cageybee7221 2 роки тому
"terrorist captured by stoned syrian refugee" is my new favorite headline lmao
@thomastheseer6117
@thomastheseer6117 2 роки тому
I think the guy turned himself in. He is an old overweight man who I think something tragic happened in his life and he just snapped and decided to take his anger out on the people of new York city and after the fog of his rage cleared, he realized what he did and called himself in.
@MrCardeso
@MrCardeso 2 роки тому
The Moskva just got the special "reef" upgrade thanks to the non-existent Ukrainian navy!
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 роки тому
Last fight ukposts.info/have/v-deo/rKWjaGidpX91uWQ.html
@timothyball3144
@timothyball3144 2 роки тому
Snake Island Memorial Reef. Thanks to Beau for that one.
@singinglibrarian
@singinglibrarian 2 роки тому
Remember when insanely rich people did things like built libraries with their money? Between 1883 and 1929 Andrew Carnegie funded the building of 2,500 libraries. Why can't the billionaires like Bezos and Musk do that with their money. They could do so much good for the world.
@gregbailey45
@gregbailey45 2 роки тому
Musk is. Do your research.
@terrynicholetti4090
@terrynicholetti4090 2 роки тому
Thomas Edison's "Light boob".......the simultaneous height and depths of comedy.....bravo Stephen and team! And thanks once more for 12 minutes of levity about our most serious world and national issues. Love and blessings.
@ChainReactionsProductions
@ChainReactionsProductions 2 роки тому
5:31 I’m surprised Stephen didn’t make a joke like “If you look closely you’ll see the Russian State Farm logo… is potato.”
@MrPhotodoc
@MrPhotodoc 2 роки тому
Saw that too.
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 роки тому
Like a bad neighbor, Potato is there.
@baknights14
@baknights14 2 роки тому
Like a good neighbor...Is potato.
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 роки тому
Last fight ukposts.info/have/v-deo/rKWjaGidpX91uWQ.html
@freebein
@freebein 2 роки тому
"People think that I am crazy. Maybe they think I am on drugs. *But I am not. I am fasting.* " Shout out to this dude for being real. He should at least get some of the money.
@speakerz74
@speakerz74 2 роки тому
how do you know he is being real he could be fasting and on drugs
@KNR90
@KNR90 2 роки тому
I've got lazy students with this bullshit as an excuse to do nothing. most of them do nothing anyways. Meanwhile everybody else is fine, 90% of them are Islam and fasting.
@Exiled.New.Yorker
@Exiled.New.Yorker 2 роки тому
Confirming fasting crazies are real. Source: Was Taxi Dispatcher in the 90's.
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 роки тому
Is baked potato.
@sluttymctits4496
@sluttymctits4496 2 роки тому
This just reminds me of this young guy who runs a smoke shops near me. I went in one day and he was WIRED. I thought "Man, he's gotta be on some good uppers." My bf and I were talking to him and out of nowhere he said, between jumping around/pacing/singing/dancing "Don't worry, my friends, I'm just fasting and it's almost over. It's Ramadan." He *was* smoking copious amounts of weed, though, but I've never known anyone to get that hyper from some bud.
@ianthehedgehog9327
@ianthehedgehog9327 2 роки тому
LESGOOOOOOOOO!!! UKRAINE YOU GOT THIS! -A message from a U.S citizen
@Mrs_Puffington
@Mrs_Puffington 2 роки тому
That Twitter coverage… what a joke :(
@vikkoro
@vikkoro 2 роки тому
Ukraine played a little trick here. First, it knocked out the radar system with a sneaky TB2 drone that blinded the Russian cruiser. And after that, it caressed the cruiser with two Neptune missiles.
@rommierulez
@rommierulez 2 роки тому
That that even worked is INSANE. Moskva had SIX radars. WTH were they thinking, using just one and the one with such apparent weakness at that?
@vikkoro
@vikkoro 2 роки тому
@@rommierulez probably Ukraine knew its weakest point. The ship was actually built in Ukraine when it was still part of the Soviet Union
@davidmacphee8348
@davidmacphee8348 2 роки тому
Rtrump is going to send his Proud Boy army over there to get revenge against Ukraine for breaking Putin's favorite boat.
@TB-zf7we
@TB-zf7we 2 роки тому
Reports (if can be believed) state the TB-2 distracted the Moskva to turn its back towards land (Odessa). Apparantly Moskva radar was somewhat blind to AShM fired toward it from astern. Speculation is also rampant on how much the TB-2 had painted (laser?) the target for the missile hit.
@Steven-bs2dj
@Steven-bs2dj 2 роки тому
Caress vs slam into the side of Russia and any country shouldn’t invade another. Go home warship (even if it’s the bottom of the ocean). 😂
@jamesturner2126
@jamesturner2126 2 роки тому
Neptune is the God of the water. Which is where the Russian ship went.
@nobodyknows3180
@nobodyknows3180 2 роки тому
And Uranus is the place where the Russian just got effed.
@tavissmith8112
@tavissmith8112 2 роки тому
God of the sea....also it was already in the water....gotta say that’s a weird ass sentence
@simul8rduude
@simul8rduude 2 роки тому
No...no...it's where the Russian Flagship went. 😂😂😂😂 They must have not got the memo that you don't let your flagship sink first. 😂
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 роки тому
And posiden is the Greek name?? Or vice versa... BOTH 🌊💦🌊 god's...same guy ....still mean as hell 🌹🦋💖🇺🇸🇺🇦🌎👀
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 роки тому
Last fight ukposts.info/have/v-deo/rKWjaGidpX91uWQ.html
@TheLatinGQ
@TheLatinGQ 2 роки тому
That State Farm jingle killed me... I'm dead now
@user-ds9bk6nu4x
@user-ds9bk6nu4x 2 роки тому
..people always ask me what are your drinking and I'm like yah brah its mudddd!
@igorshubovych
@igorshubovych 2 роки тому
Can’t believe Stephen did not explain that sank battleship is the same ship that was “Go F… Yourself” on the first day of war. The day before it sank Ukraine officially released postal stamp related to the incident.
@rogerthomas169
@rogerthomas169 2 роки тому
Don't go to colbert for your news
@j.f.fisher5318
@j.f.fisher5318 2 роки тому
It's hilarious to me that Russia's official line is that the ship did in fact f- _itself_. Can't make that up.
@dianacasey6002
@dianacasey6002 2 роки тому
@@jordant3512 your joking
@rogerthomas169
@rogerthomas169 2 роки тому
@@dianacasey6002 if jordan's joking, he's funnier than colbert
@dianacasey6002
@dianacasey6002 2 роки тому
@@rogerthomas169 to each their own
@deborahmillette
@deborahmillette 2 роки тому
The Russian ship has become a pineapple 🍍 under the sea. Ukraine built it and thy sunk it too.
@scottstalcup6980
@scottstalcup6980 2 роки тому
Not a pineapple. Is potato.
@danjenkins8981
@danjenkins8981 2 роки тому
To silence critics? Who are the ones silencing their critics at present time? Let’s not act like Twitter is protecting free speech and offering a platform for all. You people make me laugh. And not because you’re funny.
@thomasbukowski2526
@thomasbukowski2526 2 роки тому
I've had someone describe salted licorice as tasting like "a sad cowboy's belt"
@tvwatcher1883
@tvwatcher1883 2 роки тому
I love how the russians are regularly humiliated by their own actions (and Colbert :)
@carlakinsella3833
@carlakinsella3833 2 роки тому
Colbert is the best. His sarcasm has no rival. 😆
@globalwarmhugs7741
@globalwarmhugs7741 2 роки тому
Putin has no shame, and ordinary Russians are being lied to. There's nothing funny about young people being conscripted to their own deaths on behalf of a dictator. Try to have some love for your fellow humans. Brainwashing those soldiers is just as big a crime as the crimes they then are forced to commit. Simply running as a political opponent to Putin gets you killed in broad daylight. Imagine being an ignorant teenager under his regime.
@irondragonmaiden
@irondragonmaiden 2 роки тому
This entire venture is turning into round two for the voyage of the Russian Baltic Fleet in the Russo-Japanese War
@xposetruth5681
@xposetruth5681 2 роки тому
You guys are so easily duped it’s sad
@tvwatcher1883
@tvwatcher1883 2 роки тому
XPOSE TRUTH I understand maj general vladimir frolov is no longer active in the russian neo nazi military :) someone said he is on a Special Underground Operation :)
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 роки тому
The NATO news has Vladdy seriously spooked... he went straight to the nuke talk. No chill at all.
@nobodyknows3180
@nobodyknows3180 2 роки тому
Conventional Wisdom: You can catch more flies with honey than with a stick. Putin: Reaches for bigger stick.
@johnsmithe4656
@johnsmithe4656 2 роки тому
Nuke threats are literally all he's got left. He's counting on spooking everyone. If that doesn't work he's finished. He lost in the first 72 hours and is just starting to realize it.
@cageybee7221
@cageybee7221 2 роки тому
@@nobodyknows3180 well when you try honey for 10 years and at best nothing happens and at worst you are further isolated, what else can you do?
@bwenluck9812
@bwenluck9812 2 роки тому
@@cageybee7221 Maybe take the hint? Or not....
@pioneernut7487
@pioneernut7487 2 роки тому
Putin is looser. He barks and barks but wont bite
@ji5454
@ji5454 2 роки тому
"Head first into Stuf" 🤣
@lotowner7240
@lotowner7240 2 роки тому
Definite Emmy for this monologue!
@TooBadThatDidntKillMe
@TooBadThatDidntKillMe 2 роки тому
After seeing what's happening in Russia right now the Republicans and Red Hats _still_ want a Putin style autocracy in America headed by Baby Cheesus? 🤣
@thomastheseer6117
@thomastheseer6117 2 роки тому
Stupid is as stupid does
@It-b-Blair
@It-b-Blair 2 роки тому
They’re being so manipulated by their fears. They are in another world of news and media and are out of touch
@joanstepleton1637
@joanstepleton1637 2 роки тому
Analyzing and application of history and current events has never been their strong point.
@viper2148
@viper2148 2 роки тому
Funny you would call Republicans autocratic when it was the Biden administration that raided the home of a journalist and took all of his computer data for the 'crime' of trying to return the diary of Biden's daughter to the Biden family. It was the Biden DoJ that investigated moms who spoke out against mask mandates and 'woke' indoctrination as terrorists. It was the Obama administration that wiretapped Michael Flynn, unmasked the transcript and then illegally leaked the conversation to the press. It was SoS Hillary Clinton who illegally stood up her own email server in order to circumvent entirely lawful FOIA requests.
@Vera-kh8zj
@Vera-kh8zj 2 роки тому
@@joanstepleton1637 perfect. It needs repeating, though.
@PalleRasmussen
@PalleRasmussen 2 роки тому
Finland's response; "There are 200000 Soviet troops under our soil already".
@michaeltyler4314
@michaeltyler4314 2 роки тому
​@@Kamellion The russkies in 1939 got lost 2 meters underground, as Finnish General Ehrnrooth quite rightly pointed out. That 1939 Victory Parade in Helsinki that never happened, sounds very like the 2022 Victory Parade in Kyiv that never happened -- but which the Russian troops carefully packed their dress uniforms for, before invading Ukraine.
@GM-cj1qf
@GM-cj1qf 2 роки тому
Special Operations warship sees missile, becomes a submarine that doesn't work so well.
@ronitennant5253
@ronitennant5253 2 роки тому
Beau of the Fifth Column mentioned "Snake Island Memorial Reef" in reference to the Moskva. Love it!
@chandradattjagdeowwe4lifeb586
@chandradattjagdeowwe4lifeb586 2 роки тому
April 14th 1912- Titanic Sank April 14th 2022- Russian Warship sank
@samuelchan699
@samuelchan699 2 роки тому
One is potato
@SeansModelBuilds
@SeansModelBuilds 2 роки тому
Does that mean that Russia itself will end up like the Titanic when this war is over?
@evangonzalez2245
@evangonzalez2245 2 роки тому
Never let go... of potato
@j.f.fisher5318
@j.f.fisher5318 2 роки тому
@@SeansModelBuilds sorry, no high budget romance movie is likely to be made about it. So I've gotta think, no not like Titanic. so more like Edmond Fitzgerald, except no iconic folk songs bemoaning its demise. I guess more like some ship we've never heard of because the world just can't be bothered to give two $h!t$.
@jimcarlson6157
@jimcarlson6157 2 роки тому
Every Single Day: idiotic comments
@ursaltydog
@ursaltydog 2 роки тому
Really the best timing for Sweden and Finland to join as Russia's troops are spread too thin, and the border is a long one..
@myriamickx7969
@myriamickx7969 2 роки тому
Maybe the Russian Navy has a few warships in the Baltic that they would like to get rid of?
@ursaltydog
@ursaltydog 2 роки тому
@@myriamickx7969 I'd considered that too, but the Russian government can't even pay their troops, so likely they cannot afford to pay their personnel to build another ship?
@myriamickx7969
@myriamickx7969 2 роки тому
@@ursaltydog : I meant it as a sarcasm: would Russia invade Finland and Sweden to keep them from joining the NATO? Maybe the Russians have warships in the Baltic that they would gladly see the Finns or the Swedes shoot too, like the Ukrainians did with the Moskva?
@ursaltydog
@ursaltydog 2 роки тому
@@myriamickx7969 I was agreeing with ya Myriam.. :) Hope you're having a nice Easter.
@Imaculata
@Imaculata 2 роки тому
You'd better not join NATO, or else I will do the thing that makes you want to join NATO. Great work Vlad.
@thilomanten8701
@thilomanten8701 2 роки тому
A whole bunch of "Neptunes" in store, waiting to give the Black Sea Fleet some more "Bad Weather"!
@eddyk3
@eddyk3 2 роки тому
Russia did finally admit the ship sank. However they said it accidentally caught fire, and then sank in a heavy storm. Turkey said one of their nearby ships rescued 54 Russian sailors of the 510 on board. Russia have said nobody died. Even North Korea's press team are laughing.
@freema9246
@freema9246 2 роки тому
The rest of them are on special mission.....denazifying earth from the deepest levels possible....
@michaelboettger8762
@michaelboettger8762 2 роки тому
Russia claims it was an accident. Protip: when inspecting the ammunition in the ship's magazines, a flashlight is preferred to a cigarette lighter.
@annemarie1507
@annemarie1507 2 роки тому
Those Russian soldiers didn't die. They were just reassigned to a special underwater operation.
@larp1075
@larp1075 2 роки тому
and looks like there’s no storm that day
@lastjob2011
@lastjob2011 2 роки тому
Wow! We finally found some one who lies more than Donald Trump! His boss: Vladimir Putin!
@unusedaccount6200
@unusedaccount6200 2 роки тому
Russian warship has been fucked by Ukrainian missile. Slava Ukraini!
@jimbob3030
@jimbob3030 2 роки тому
Warship is not sunk, is on special sea floor operation.
@unusedaccount6200
@unusedaccount6200 2 роки тому
@@jimbob3030 Promoted to submarine duty on special operation... for potato.
@00SmileTime00
@00SmileTime00 2 роки тому
You should probably look up the history of that battle cry before you go around saying it. Just a thought.
@unusedaccount6200
@unusedaccount6200 2 роки тому
@@00SmileTime00 I did. Forbidden in the Soviet Union. Translates to “Glory to Ukraine” - Currently being used as a way to support Ukraine against the invading orcs. Think about what’s going on in the world before you virtue signal about some ruskie history of it. Slava Ukraini!
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology 2 роки тому
@@00SmileTime00 "Just a thought" No, your effort there does not qualify as thought, just empty posturing.
@thehound9086
@thehound9086 2 роки тому
The Ukrainians sunk that Russian ship, they called B5, and sunk that battleship!
@Durahan82
@Durahan82 2 роки тому
3:40 Russia: You sank my blyattleship!
@jacklily999
@jacklily999 2 роки тому
The laughs I get from this show has been a lifesaver these last few years. Colbert is the best. Will you start selling the potato with a little voice recording of your voice saying, "is potato"? Maybe as Christmas gifts this year
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 роки тому
Last fight ukposts.info/have/v-deo/rKWjaGidpX91uWQ.html
@christinatweet6580
@christinatweet6580 2 роки тому
You are SO right!! I LIVED for this show during lockdown!!
@wrylife57
@wrylife57 2 роки тому
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
@Steven-bs2dj
@Steven-bs2dj 2 роки тому
I love you.
@dianacasey6002
@dianacasey6002 2 роки тому
Me too
@jssandler
@jssandler 2 роки тому
Russia: "we have converted battleship into submarine. it was plan all along."
@cultureal9544
@cultureal9544 2 роки тому
Plan Z, because plan A to y didn't make it either, da
@crafterx1377
@crafterx1377 Рік тому
“This Plan Z can’t possibly fail” -Putin probably
@rustyreturns9754
@rustyreturns9754 2 роки тому
ONLY late night host who can make me laugh out loud!😀👍
@gargoyles9999
@gargoyles9999 2 роки тому
Putin: NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST JOIN NATOOOOO!!!!!! Sweden + Finland: HA HA APPLICATION GO BRRRRRRRRR
@Wedgetail14
@Wedgetail14 2 роки тому
We really need to make the Late Show more available in Ukraine in every way. It would be a great morale booster. That Neptune joke was SO good!
@bookbwitched466
@bookbwitched466 2 роки тому
Exactly what I wrote. I hope they know we see them as heroes as they fight to the death not to destroy their country but to save it.
@timometsanoja9666
@timometsanoja9666 2 роки тому
I was just waiting for the "is potato" joke to come up and it never did...
@skrypnykA
@skrypnykA 2 роки тому
We do watch the show in Ukraine ! Humor helps us to stay sane. Thanks for your work
@user-cy5ip3qe1i
@user-cy5ip3qe1i 2 роки тому
We look it from Ukraine, it is really good way to make the mood better. But i don't understand joke about potato
@howardzdenek98
@howardzdenek98 2 роки тому
Timo Metsänoja the State farm segment had the potato joke instead of three circles for State farm it was three potatoes
@bookbwitched466
@bookbwitched466 2 роки тому
So GOOD! Quintessential Colbert. Every joke perfect. A demonstration in actively choosing light filled joy, sharing it, while remaining aware of evil. Every minute counts, there is no guarantee of another. Fight like hell to laugh while taking care of business.
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 роки тому
Last fight ukposts.info/have/v-deo/rKWjaGidpX91uWQ.html
@fislertrc
@fislertrc 2 роки тому
@@resikchanel843 I am amused that his point of there being Free Speech being allowed on Twitter is that he can post something. He is the Left's darling. Of course he can post. Rooting for Elon to enforce the First Amendment.
@olympiaskye2324
@olympiaskye2324 2 роки тому
@@fislertrc I don't trust this buyout OR it going private. I don't trust this at all. You-Know-Coup, is gonna wanna be part of this site again! He's definitely going to try! If not, he'll certainly cry. How does anyone put up with his constant water works BS?! UGH!
@tma2001
@tma2001 2 роки тому
except this show's attempts at trolling a troll master like Elon have always been lame
@ChrisM-tn3hx
@ChrisM-tn3hx 2 роки тому
In formerly soviet Russia, warship sinks itself...
@tylerkochman1007
@tylerkochman1007 2 роки тому
Thought his Netflix potato joke would be “Russian version of Is It Cake. Spoiler alert: is potato”
@kevinsmith5318
@kevinsmith5318 2 роки тому
This man does his writers proud. He is simply a class act. Love him to bits!
@bookbwitched466
@bookbwitched466 2 роки тому
A joy & a gift. As are the shockingly clever writers.
@kevinconboy7387
@kevinconboy7387 2 роки тому
He’s a fucking communist
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 роки тому
Last fight ukposts.info/have/v-deo/rKWjaGidpX91uWQ.html
@mjbgdaad5624
@mjbgdaad5624 2 роки тому
@@KingMinosxxvi Thanj you! That was so much more witty than any of the monologue. And your delivery -- spot on! (Looooosaaaaa)
@MrConredsX
@MrConredsX 2 роки тому
He is a lame unfunny leftist boomer. His audience is lower each year.
@twstf8905
@twstf8905 2 роки тому
Haha "Nyet-flix" 😂
@erics411
@erics411 2 роки тому
Why you worried about Twitter if it's so safe. Lol
@heatherjsews
@heatherjsews 2 роки тому
Fasting does legitimately give you tons of energy. But hilarious none the less!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 роки тому
"... It gets Italian very quickly..." Half of Italy just clutched it's chest at the thought of Russia 'getting them' next.
@pattyamato8758
@pattyamato8758 2 роки тому
He was talking about his accent, though
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 роки тому
Last fight ukposts.info/have/v-deo/rKWjaGidpX91uWQ.html
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 2 роки тому
Italian Gucci shutchi and other luxury brands are traitorously cosy with russian oligarchs, especially their daughters, wifes and other shliuchas.
@dmitrirudder4878
@dmitrirudder4878 2 роки тому
The port of Giergenti has warm water....
@j.f.fisher5318
@j.f.fisher5318 2 роки тому
The other half of Italy is rejoicing that Russia has usurped their former meme military status.
@zogar8526
@zogar8526 2 роки тому
It realy is amazing how often people confuse free speech with hate speech, lies, and dangerous misinformation. Almost like they never read the constition and don't know what it actually says or anything about laws.
@cherylb6755
@cherylb6755 2 роки тому
👍🏻 One Like was not enough.
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 роки тому
Starting with those in power of our government. No accountability.
@Nimoodles
@Nimoodles 2 роки тому
You know what else is amazing? The fact that Americans think their right to free speech is applicable to the internet. Local laws have zero sway over what people can and cannot do, because websites themselves have TOS, and Behavior Guidelines. If you break them, you're gone. No other country has that absurd, delusional belief that their country's laws are applied to the internet, and by extension, every other country's citizens.
@KuariThunderclaw
@KuariThunderclaw 2 роки тому
Unfortunately those things do fall under free speech as it stands. To some regard it makes sense, as without that protection, we could end up like Russia, passing an "anti-misinformation" that is actually a "present what the government tells you, even if it's a lie" law. But it doesn't mean that the people who actually DO spread misinformation and hate speech don't deserve a good slap.
@derekwang7330
@derekwang7330 2 роки тому
Zogar, would you mind sharing who gets to decide what is misinformation?
@hummingbird3771
@hummingbird3771 2 роки тому
I can't describe the anticipation with which I await, "...is potato".
@daysofgrace7818
@daysofgrace7818 2 роки тому
Twitter is free speech?? Let that sink in
@drtaverner
@drtaverner 2 роки тому
After Finland kicked ass during the Winter War... I doubt they're too afraid of Russia to join NATO.
@Maiju86
@Maiju86 2 роки тому
Finns don't want war, we are a peace loving nation. Being a member of NATO would make it less likely for Russia to attack... And we are 6 million people against 144 million people. 😬
@MrKorton
@MrKorton 2 роки тому
Still they lost east finnish Karelia and 400 thousand people had to move from the seized territories to Finland.
@charlesmartin1121
@charlesmartin1121 2 роки тому
Stephen Colbert is our secret sauce for coping in dispiriting times.
@jc6800
@jc6800 2 роки тому
Ultimate cope....best cope....copium with Steven is gooood...
@loritracy1385
@loritracy1385 2 роки тому
😂 Is potato- still keeps me laughing off & on through the day.
@kreiner1
@kreiner1 2 роки тому
God yes he is, I'm in southern Oklahoma I mainline stupid all day long. I love my phone and political satire at the end of the day.
@MiaN..N
@MiaN..N 2 роки тому
Charles... the sauce you speak of is A d R e N O ?
@charlesmartin1121
@charlesmartin1121 2 роки тому
@@kreiner1 I hope they don't make it a crime to watch late night comedians in Oklahoma. They just might.
@TaylorSwifty69
@TaylorSwifty69 2 роки тому
Wow the mainstream really doesn’t want Elon to take Twitter private.
@galaxy-star-me
@galaxy-star-me 2 роки тому
Cause the leftists don’t expect that someone plays offensive
@josesalazar3150
@josesalazar3150 2 роки тому
Jingle was so funny it cracked me up
@mitchzurbrigg2403
@mitchzurbrigg2403 2 роки тому
Putin really saw the open job position for "new Hitler/Stalin" and put in his resume.
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 роки тому
Last fight ukposts.info/have/v-deo/rWCldpdronp515s.html
@jwilk5606
@jwilk5606 2 роки тому
1st question: have you ever hate your neighbor country enough to invade. 2nd question: do you like seeing your own country bankrupt from sanctions?
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 роки тому
Russian warship now I.S.S. Potato. 🥔
@JeremyPlaysSax
@JeremyPlaysSax 2 роки тому
8:50 - Lol, yes! "Bid Bag Greg"'
@kevintinzy7335
@kevintinzy7335 2 роки тому
You right...he could do some much with that money....like pay his damn taxes!!
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