hey @boi😇

hey folk

@@sp1nx939 good sir

that's crazy, a 2016 video is blowing up 4 years late. I came from recommendations

@@narenshanmugam5955 i remember loving this video when i made it, i was 16. glad it was able to be seen by others❤️

The parliament are just a bunch of apes.

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@@sabnox9869 and its fucking hilarious

@@sabnox9869 both are apes, but one is being honest with it.

@@sabnox9869 bro we are a species of primates LMAOOOOOOO it's not surprising that any amount of politics reflects that

Without? I am pretty sure the House of Commons has the cheapest pub in Britain

Omggg that's what I was thinking I'm British too so don't come for meh.

@@isaacwilson4174 It's certainly quite cheap, particularly for London, but it's still more expensive than your average spoons.

😂😂

Is it that bad? I didn't expect the parliament of one of the most democratic countries been a kindergarten

aye, if you're at rock-bottom you might as well have fun on your way back up

​@@SomeoneProbably.If they are making it back up

Actually they make you think they get nothing done, that's the trick. They've been adding more and more regulation than they never mention in campaigns and no one notices. Look at cato institute or heritage foundation, our freedom has declined from top 5 in the world economically and almost the best in the world socially to not even making it in the top 20 economically and barely top 20 socially

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Usa: will gladly fuck over the majority of people with laws to get a 0.0004% increase in revenue in the company their wife and family happen to own a large amount of stocks in

Both countries using different methods to achieve absolutely nothing lmao

​@@shoobzy3431Nah we colonized half the world with this method, USA couldn't even conquer Afghanistan 🥱

He's the Jimmy Carr of Law and Justice😂

FYI his role is called "The Speaker", though someone else has that role now.

His name is Jon bercow and he was an absolute treasure you should look for some of the compilations of him telling off our politicians. He treated them like idiotic little children and I fucking adore him for it.

Orrdaaaa

@@sandy120 "treated them like idiotic little children" well i mean

british parliament has REALLY REALLY nice bars, like 5 of them

@@brianlacroix822 why would they need that? I mean the results that may or may not come from that are funny but why put it there in the first place?

@@mckenzie2423 it could be funny, people are funny

The Americans had cocaine for lunch

@@tonyarcos4666 this but unironically

the senator sleeping is sleepy joe lmfao

Mr. Robinson, Mr. Robinson calm yourself

I am pretty sure thats Robert Byrd who was sleeping

And then the finisher of Ted Cruz reading Green Eggs and Ham

@@qfcbvno, it's Robert Byrd, who in fact is as of me typing this the longest serving Senator in US History

THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE ONE HAHAHHA

As a Brit myself, this is as true as it gets :,)

We call those guys _supply teachers,_ yeah?

Real

Most underrated comment

You're not wrong. XD

Primary schools to be precise

Sounds equivalent to american middle school boys.

@@quantum2156 when i was in year 7/8 kids used to do it aswell but mostly when someone dissed the teacher

Lol

DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!!

Omg I just saw this comment as I clicked away from the video. Had to come back and say this is golden 😂😂

😂😂

@Vedant K no it’s gold and blue

@@justthoughts5557 no the dress is black and blue

If the uk had guns its would probably be more dangerous than the usa because we drink twice as much😂😂

Unironically the reason stated for the size of the gap between opposition benches is so that swords could not meet.

@@aaronking2369onggg they don’t know 😂

@@adamcollins1551 sounds about right

I'm down for it. Bring back dueling in the senate and parliment! Would be way more entertaining and would probably introduce a natural retirement age😂

‘I don’t need lessons on or cert from you? You’re a master of disorder man’

Lol

Crazy + hypocrites

Based

@@bunny.thebest9103 Yeah, to be fair.

Boring hypocrites vs crazy hypocrites

So true 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@bluehernandez3594 Sane people: the middle of the class.

I like that metaphor😆

animated, accurate description

@@mercenarygundam1487 just call them Canadians

Unless it happens to be Jacob Rees-Mogg or Desmond Swayne

You haven't seen the House of Lords

They have been known to watch porn on occasion though

1:19

@@user-vz2nl5en1s nah, they _make_ porn. At least in the Senate. I think. I'm not looking up a news article to check.

Sen. Robert Byrd. He served from the 1950s-2010, so he was ancient there😂😂

napping cuz he knows the lobbying firms are paying him to do literally nothing useful

"Dodgy" is like, the weakest thing you could throw to someone tbh

Lmfao true!

@@rajavlitra not in parliament. Basically calling him corrupt. Allegation like that could have ended his career.

@@rajavlitra yep your right he should’ve called him stupid fucking squirmy piece of shit in parliament cause that would’ve turned out very well in parliament and on tv

@@jacksonconstantine5740 he was corrupt tho

DICK EAD!

Holy shit I haven't realised how true this is until reading this comment.

In the US the aim is to make yourself the moron. In the UK the aim is to make your opponent the moron. FTFY

Very true

And in France, the goal is to outquote/outreference/outculture your opponent.

Definitely watch "the thick of it" then

Yes minister: I'm appalled no one else has recommended me yet

It's very fun to watch, but it becomes less so when I remember that these are the people running the country I live in

@@kaitlynethylia I left for a different country so I can just watch and enjoy it.

@@holliswilliams8426 I plan to do that someday

Cringe

2k likes and no reply??

yes@@njrakri1915

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Bro what discord servers are you hittin’ up. Can a guy get an invite?

It sounds like my aunt’s family when we went to visit them in Kentucky every night while I was trying to get to sleep .-.

underrated

Amazing comment

At least UK politicians have the balls to do it their faces

*Trump on twitter.

@@gabrieljr5410 haha orange man bad amirite?

They do have bars in parliament.

​@dillydraws duty free pubs as well

to be fair the comparison is unfari, the rowdy stuff is like all PMQs, while the US stuff is the less atteneded sittings

​@@mareksicinski3726does the US parliament ever get that chaotic?

we got guns over here though.

There is no uk. Just england, and countries that are occupied by england.

@@viper_fan It’s officially called the UK though no matter how many countries want out of it

@@di7209 then the u should stand for ununited kingdom.

@@viper_fan even if you wanna say that for wales and northern ireland (which is bollocks), are you gonna forget how the uk came to be in 1707?

@@jasonwilkes8821 then the construct that is called "UK" exists 314 years to long. If you like numbers, I have an equation for you: *26+6=1*

Lol

You mean you wouldn't stay quite for the reading of Dr. Seuss?

@@blankblank8984 well at least you get some Entertainment while your sitting there for basically no reason.

1:40

wow after seeing that video, I have to say the german one isn’t quiet as chaotic, but still bad. I think betwewn UK ans US

The mps in this video are very posh haha

Yep

Ooordeeerrrrr!!!!

@@yup9451 Lobbying exists outside of the US.

Im glad someone finally notices this, as a scottish person its fucking hilarious that people think we are all calm and posh (People say “British people are so posh” without realising Scotland is in Britian)

Also rhymes

That part absolutely killed me, especially because of the guy who looked like he was sleeping in the background in the US clip.

“THE LION MUST FET BACK IN HIS HEN”

i will not eat green eggs and ham sam i am

And there is literally a man sleeping at the back 😂🤣 1:21

Lol true

Where the teacher fucking joins the class

ORDER

It is lmao

Or like when the teacher joins in to clown on someone

Pub, football stadium, house of commons, same difference.

True

Same shit different butt, ey like

nah you can't hear any glasses smashing.

But tbh most of the time it isn't like this

If most of the gladiators were 70+ and drunk then yes

i feel like that was 2016 and earlier. America has changed weirdchamp :D

basically yeah

@@keegs1163 weirdchamp? Tf is that

@@keegs1163 wtf is weirdchamp? go outside I’m begging you

I mean US politics is all sleek and quietly cynical...UK is like teens shouting over each other’s power point presentation. As a Brit It’s embarrassing tbh

@@TheArsenalgunner28 dont be i wish our politics were like that it might make it so it isn't such a serious thing and at least we can see your politicians intentions

Pretty much as a certified Brit I can agree with this

I like Australia, a nice mix of passion and professionalism. Somewhere between the two.

ayup

this would be the house of lords in the UK not the house of commons by comparison

"To hell with my recovery! I got a fucking point to make!!" - that lady.

@@benchin3607 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tis but a scratch

And they say italians talk with their hands

@@fikrifahrizal482 No it isn't, your arm's off!

He seems to love it lol

In House of Commons, at least. House of Lords is a bit more...boring.

At least the UK gets it done.

@Oritra Kar Because the commons must rule

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Hahahah

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Reagan shut down Americas mental institutions while Britain arranged to house them in parliament

@@nullvoid564 you made me chuckle, congrats dear void

Doctor sus???😳

LMAO

“Sophisticated”

@@SOBEKCrocodileGod complicated sophisticated, not fancy sophisticated.

More like a posh uni pub brawl which for most of these people mean their lives don’t change from when they’re 17.5 years old, so they’ve no idea how odd and silly they look to us normies.

how it should be

I think that was Larry bird

I do not like that man Ted Cruz

@@ZHL242 I do not like his twisted views

@@Asameshimae I change the channel when he's on the news

@@WoWOmegor His word and speech I must refuse

I do not know who he is but there is a bomb in my room, Which i cannot defuse, This bomb will now give me an excuse, To not use the noose. This is a joke i do not encourage suicide please if you are feeling this way seek help you are worth much more than you think and if you go no one can replace you.

We use to be allowed to have pints, it's more boring than before.

Guess where they go right after

@@plutonium09 that’s where they went before.

It's also about as big a pub wich certainly contributes to the mood

El psy kongorooo i agree

Baffled Boris

Handy man han

@Jimothy Biscuit you're too stupid.

@Jimothy Biscuit political nutjob here we come

He is dodgy

Let's be real,, Green Eggs, And Ham is a masterpiece haha

I'm not sure what's even crazier The fact that British people in the UK argue like sports fans in a pub during Parliament or the fact that Ted Cruz is reading freaking green eggs and ham in the middle of a Senate hearing...

@@brandoncastillo_05 wonder why?

It's called filibuster - intentionally delaying proceedings by talking nonsense

@@brandoncastillo_05 during a filibuster you can talk about anything, as long as it just barely connects to the topic. Let’s say the bill has to do with border security, you can literally go about listing the entire Chipotle menu/recipe, because they serve Mexican food, and our southern neighbor is Mexico, it’s allowed

Certainly from the last House brawl

“Oh, and the thing about chaos, it’s fair”

Right lol? She’s like “you want sum fakin more ya fakin twats”

You can just throw around your broken arm like that! Holy smokes!!

Does anyone know who she is?

"My bones have insta-glued themselves together for a couple seconds, just to further prove my point that your argument, indeed, fukiN sUcc"

That Woman's Arm Was Broken Again That Day.

Wow thanks. As an Asian, all I heard was wiwiwiwi *WIWIWI* wiwiwi!

Xdd +

Hahahahhahaha fuck that’s funny

Parliament is just a way for politicians to pretend like they actually care about the people

@@youneskasdi think you can say the same thing about Congress

I like this joke, government is garbage lmao

😂😂😂

Poor Bercow is the cover teacher

Great comment 😂😂 you will acquire many likes with your addition, my honourable gentleman 👍

@@lj7169 why thank you very much 🙏

In the USA we call that a substitute teacher

U BLOODY WAT M8????!!!!

The British Parliament is just MLG screams

Sick burns, u wot m8's and some dude in the corner egging on the riot

Just like the rest of the uk 🇬🇧

@BIG UPz \*snorts into juice*

DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET HARRY

@@asmodeuskingofdemons *Dumbeldore asked calmly*

EEEHHEHEHHHHHHGGHHJHHHHHHHHHHH, the chamber said calmly.

More like: US: Dumbledore in the first two movies UK: Dumbledore in the last six movies

Omg lol

Literally sounds like they're having a house party and Mr Robertsons threatening to jump off the roof into the pool

@@Darkray800 😂

ORDER ORDER

@@Darkray800 what a perfect description 💀

🤣

Maybe we found the solution to US politics

Now all I’m imagining is Monty pythons holy grail

@@lupo1501 Yup, that's about the voice I wrote this in

You clearly no absolutely nothing about our government then.

All I want is for someone to say (obviously as a joke) “I am the senate!” on May 4 or something.

"**Either or after today's briefing in the papers, the hand gesture from the Shadow Chancellor should be bye bye!**

(0:59) “On May 5th, 2010, the prime minister said, and I quote...” “Can you speak English?” “And then he said...” “FAK YOU!” “And everyone around him said...” “He do speak English”

@@dankenstin8803 PRIME MINISTER

@@danielsmith9476 Ok, I’ll correct that. Sorry

It sounds like a sporting event with Gordon Ramsay as the host Edit spelling

It’s because they aren’t allowed to clap so they have to vocalise they’re agreement or disagreement .

Rip to the goat

@@tommytimmy8441 he wasn't a farm animal???? What the hell??

@@creakydabomb GOAT: Greatest Of All Time

@@SeventhSolar I know what it means as an acronym I was just making a joke because he used it as a word in lowercase.

@@SeventhSolar I’m going to be nice and decline to whoosh you.

Indian Parliament: Class with a teacher behaving like as if there isn't one.

What the fuck is a US parliament?

@@SayYourSomething indeed what is that?

@@SayYourSomething that would be if the executive branch ever actually had to answer to the legislation, then he'd be a minister rather than a president

US Congress. Not bloody Parliament.

Everybody in Uganda knows kung fu.

You ah gei

@@fadzilicious4411 wheh r u gey?

Turkish Parliament: MMA

@@munafkkevgir1945 Been waiting for this

Basically

The PS4 isn't a thing anymore

@@hunterdidsomething8437 lol

America usually is the butt of the joke, interesting how that’s not the case this time. Canadian politics also can get a little rowdy sometimes.

@@inversion9651 i think rowdier the better. They care more, aren’t reading from scripts.

So which season we on 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

All of politics is.

Damn it. They should have evicted Mr. Robertson sooner.

It’s not always like that, these clips are spread out over the years. Most of the time it’s just as boring as the US, only there’s more chance for things to kick off...

XDDD

Two PINTS >more cheering

we're all Hufflepuffs

Slytherin

Sectumsempra!

OMG IT'S JUST LIKE THAT MEDIA PRODUCT THAT I LOVE TO CONSUME

Its big funny

@@SCP--ck5ip yes it is

Not any more

Hes still a prick though

@@jonnydoeson5562 Exactly. I can’t remember the last time I actually heard an answer to a question.

Believe it or not, they're meant to be saying "here" Clapping was banned as it drowned out the sound of intelligent conversation

Do you know how to fucking use quotation marks

@@SnoFitzroy EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!

@@SnoFitzroy quotation marks are used differently in different countries. Do you know your fucking culture facts?

@@deiniolbythynnwr926 „no I don’t think I will”

Where do you think hooligans got the idea?

I was actually thinking that it has something to do with there “football” culture. In the uk the fans are very passionate and rowdy while American FOOTBALL 🏈🇺🇸 fans are relatively calm compared to the uk.

@@Kittycat-rm8hu they are being loud when they agree or disagree with what the party leader or speaker is saying. It shows support. Tbh it is crazy lol, but then again gotta be democratic

haters will say it is soccer

Haters say soccer.

Lmao

HaRry PoTAa iS DEeD!!!

US: The book UK: The film

HARREH! DIDJA PUTCHA NAME INTHA GOBLARFAR????

PLEASE I CANT TAKE THIS SERIOUS😭

Exactly, kamala are biden are true super villains

Meh, I'm just trying to find a president that's neither parties.

@@jordanaveryt2051 brotip - he can’t take your money if it’s in dogecoin

@@robin9759 good luck with that, two party system has fucked any hope for independents or other more obscure parties

@@tomdrawsstuffs6092 Don't worry at this point I have long gave up. George Washington and the homies has specifically stated they didn't want political parties and I'm dead.