based

that's been the goal from the start, I appreciate that I'm doing a good job! the next merch/clothing project will be just as good if not better

that is too true

Are you saying you wouldn't be proud to wear 'Fund the Balls' in public?

seriously that’s the main reason i just spent too much money on it

*Jesus.*

We live in the greatest timeline.

now that is a religious experience in-of-itself

*Jesus*

gezus

Unfortunate Circumcision

Circumcise me Captain

i would like to also reserve a spot fory circumcision

Read my name......sjsbdvdhd

I literally skipped that part in the video because I couldn’t handle it

i think it’s because the goal is to convert people sadly. sounded like a very friendly guy but the reality is that the people that work at those places are pretty brainwashed and they don’t want to risk ANYONE turning away. plus i’m sure they receive a million prank calls a day

chinese finger traps

Me

Yessss

300 CHINESE FINGER TRAPS

Not wants… _needs_

This is the funniest comment someone has ever made. . . *why am I the first reply >:[*

​@@brookeeveans9484 you no longer are the only reply

​@@mewcat6419 nor are you

​@@AryFemMtF hi im also here

@@thatoneguy9582 ello!

One of the only times ive ever cried laughing at something.

@@stratford1 same, schlatt calling random numbers is amazing

thanks mewo

@@Xentipiiides of course

I actually fell out of my chair

creeps me out since with headphones you could clearly hear from which direction the knocking is coming from.

i was watching it while waiting for my mate to come over and she knocked like a second after the sound effect and i almost shat myself

There wasn’t any knocking in the video, you guys okay?

@AltF-io3dy Nah don't gaslight me like that man 😭😭😭😭

i read this right before it happened and it still caught me off guard and made me jump HELP

*Nothing can stop hunger in Ohio.*

I live here and can confirm, both statements are true

THE HELL IS REAL BILLBOARD MEANS IM HALFWAY TO MY GRANDPARENTS

As a person from Ohio, can confirm. Ohio is hell.

I have seen one in Kentucky lmao

they sound like death grips songs

2 years later, and still, I start WRITHING with second hand embarrassment when I hear that phone call.

I break out into hysterical laughter every time

TC by ù

same lmao

FR I KNOWWW

His ability to not burst out laughing during was astounding

As a Christian, I find that funny. I feel like those billboards try to simplify things a bit too much. It sends a message of hate and anger and doesn't properly explain what sin is (it's not some measurement of evil, it's simply the act of disobeying God). I think it was a little disrespectful, but it was still pretty darn funny.

@@lucase6407 It wasn't disrespectful. The people that run these billboards try to be predatory by threatening people with a literal lake of fire to get people to convert so they can get brownie points in heaven

Its nice to see people finally talking about how michigan is in fact superior

as a michigander, stay here. take refuge

Also As an ohioan, as much as we hate Michigan, it is indeed our salvation

As a Michigander I would like to announce that the welcome center has vending machines for you

I’d rather eat breakfast in Kentucky

I was high and I lost my mind

As a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, I also found it funny. I laughed pretty hard, I should repent now.

@@bionicleocculusstudio2515 relatable

@@bionicleocculusstudio2515 same

300 Chinese Finger Traps

They've gotta do this I'm crying rn it's so good

300 CHINESE FINGER TRAPS

it was in the bumper stickers video as well lmao

"REPENT OR BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!"

Imagine in he teamed up with one of those UKpostsrs that prank Nigerian scammers

Schlatt is Boss Baby.

@@rambbler oh my god I never thought about that and now I wanna make an edit

Ok but boss baby, Tim Templeton, and the curvaceous mom????

@@rambbler schlatt is Alec baldwin confirmed

@@TeathKettle Curvaceous? 🤨📸

Or maybe some of them gonna play minecraft, ngl they are a bit funny

Slickcycle and JayClap

I’m chuckling so hard I’m choking on my sandwich * cough cough*

Ted, Schlatt and Slimecicle have a podcast together called the Chuckle Sandwich.

that would be so cool if they got bigger!

the call didn’t get me, but this comment did im glad you survived 😌🙏

There is no cleansing the shame of 300 Chinese fingertraps

He didn't confess the Cold case of 1999...

@@Laudhcris It's not a cold case, we all know who did it, we just can't prosecute them due to them have friends in the government.

@@merasmurry1460 And, you won't be able to persecute him again after 23rd October 2025

@@cynicat74 It just never ends with this big guy, when will the victims get closure?

how profoundly poetic

beautiful, like you

what da dove doin?

@@w.s6525 love how every comment is a compliment then this guy comes outta nowhere w “what da dove doin” lmaoo

your pfp brings me joy

Yeah

second time as well

Schlatt the kinda guy to prank call pizza shops and have them answer each other

What do you do with a broken clock? You tic it to the toctor

:) yes exactly.

@@4xdblack Perfect.

Agreed

Yeah that would be 100% favourite puppy

I'm about to blow the roof off your whole world

@@TedNivison what are you trying to tell me mr milk man

@@TedNivison a threat? That’s to be expected from someone like you “Ted”

Yeah, it could be about chuckling, and sandwiches!

holy crap. haha

There's one of those billboards with the same number near where I live

@@apifructusest2401 that's awesome

should have called back about bacon cigarettes

Read my name......sueuehe

yo a christian who doesn't hate people for being who they are??? that's epic

@@thewhitepicketfence9136 the double gulp cup for the human body wholesome and nutritious food

@@thewhitepicketfence9136 I believe at this point there's a lot more good Christians out there than the homophobes and transphobes. It's just that the bad Christians are louder.

@@carsonbell1354 this is the thing with many communities

I felt that definitely! Yeah, alot of us Christians just go...'nah'

Because he probably is 😅

He also sounds like it

that also applies to me

I SAID THIS BEFIRE ITS SO TRUE THOUGH

I saw a comment that said that his expression never really changes - and it checks out

💀

You can hear by his voice crack he was done

Yeah I mean that's what religious people think, all the worlds problems will magically get solved if you pray to a dead man.

I just imagine that jesus hears his prayer and goes "don't worry my child." And then just fills Schlatt's head with the most disgusting and horrific imagery possible to make him shrink up a bit to escape the trap.

Memento Mori, my friends

@@vex6517 You're making me cry!

@@vex6517 Memento Mori..

I can’t even imagine being the poor guy that isn’t being paid enough to deal with this lmao

@@froggy5748 I'm super concerned he may be an unpaid volunteer

@@juliamavroidi8601 they're paid with God's love 🙏

@@pastadeadman4594 thats funny

I have really strong second hand embarrassment so i literally had to skip over that part 😂

Same here! The person on the other end did an amazing job handling it! He could have realized schlatt was trolling and could have hung up on him, but he held it together. Thats amazing! My preacher definitely would have lol.

lmao same, I too as a Christian approve 😌

Except He didn’t preach the gospel at all, only works it’s by grace are we saved through faith, not of any works as it’s a gift from God (Ephesians 2:8-9, Romans 11:6). Turning from sin is a work (Jonah 3:10) and that’s just keeping the law which no one is saved by (Galatians 2:16,21) We are to repent (change of mind) and believe, just as Jesus preach faith for eternal life (John 3:14-18, 3:36, 5:24, 6:40). Not turning from all your sins and living for God as that’s working your way to heaven and not relying what Jesus has done For it’s because of Jesus who died for our sins and rose again for our justification that we are saved (Romans 4:25, 1 Cor 15:1-4, 16-22) For if we put our trust into Jesus, how He paid for all our sins, we are saved. We have eternal life as our sins are all blotted out (Romans 3:23-24, 4:4-8, 5:1-2, 6-11, Colossians 2:13-14, Hebrews 10:14-18) As He saves us forever (John 6:37-40, 10:28-29, Ephesians 1:13-14) As the only thing we must do to be saved is to put our faith into Jesus for salvation, not into our works (Acts 16:30-31, John 3:16, 5:24, 6:40, Romans 10:2-4, Titus 3:5-7)

@@jacobmanly3234 I was referring to schlatt when I said I approve.

Schlattvis catholic :)

I love your profile picture so much

Thats what I was thinking lmaooo He didn't come off judgmental and took the statement as a genuine ask for help.

I feel like he was in too much shock at the fact that somebody did that to say anything else

@@CardCatCardboard No no no, that's just a very common thing. He has to hear someone asking about that every day, he's just used to it. He's so numb to it he doesn't even answer anymore.

He sounds like a Christian you could actually hang out with. Sure he could lecture you about God every now and then but he'll be down to chill to have a good conversation with you

Ok dude

What does this even mean?

@@emmawiegel4427 TLDR: An old friend of theirs that used to be in a LOT of their videos is a child groomer and had several victims, thus making a joke about that would be a bad idea for one of them, since they've only in the last year managed to shake all association with that guy

@@UhOphelia 19 to 17 is pretty normal

@@benhlooong If they were in a relationship already. From what his ex-friends say, it wasn't just a 2 year difference he went after.

ok

i agree with this statement

idk ted is chaotic neutral and charlie is lawfull good

Charlie is so chaotic good like istg-

holy shit you're right

The tone of your you’ll be cast into the fiery pit of hell, the guy was just so casual about it

This just in, the mayor of Ohio has declared that it is now illegal to consume anything of nutritional value within the borders of Ohio. Any person found eating inside state lines will be sentenced to no more than five years in prison, a fine not exceeding $10,000, or both.

Tell me why I just giggled at the thought of a person from Ohio, crouched down, jaw unhinged and making demonic chewing sounds in the middle of a corn field.

we are starving by the minute and depend on corn for food

@@lemonsanddonuts5745 wtf 😭😭

As a flat lander (from Illinois) I am willing to give Ohio 50 of our finest corn fields

Yeah, kinda hoping for that tbh

Arguably best billboard in the country, it’s pretty much a religious artifact

Oh yeah, I'm from Southern Ohio and it's super religious down here 💀

That billboard should be regarded as a national treasure.

I JUST WENT PAST THAT ON MY WAY THROUGH OHIO

Dude, I nearly pissed myself lmao

That was the video?

When there’s a window beside you AND you still look

when ?

thank god for this comment I'm high as a mf 😩

the expression is usually "who shit in your cereal this morning", its similar to the expression "seems like you woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" but less polite

Hello friend, here’s a reply 👍

Kai Harrington, your commenting skills are remarkable.

@@bradenlipman5609, your replying skills are remarkable.

Schledarlie

Why do you call them as they were one entity... a disgusting amalgamation between the three pops into my mind. An undertale-esque monster from a dark lab slowly approaching you

Jerma

Read my name......sjshehw

We may never know the TRUTH

im watching this on 2 hours of sleep, imagine how i feel

Because........

@@ari4311 iMaGinE hOw i fEeL

@@ImShmizzed"@aRi iMaGinE hOw i fEeL" .

Trueeee- 🥺

But now he regrets it because he's going to fuckin Ohio

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I've seen this video like 5 times, and it took me until just now to get the joke. What is wrong with me? XD

It’s so devious

Sameeeeee I love the series “The boys look at something”

i thought there were only 2

Damn straight holy shit man that was hilarious

“PHONE CHRISTIAN” HAHA

I was actually crying on the floor and my mom walked downstairs and thought I was seriously hurt

What

@@TedNivison oh my god ted, i thought- i thought aiden and nick- killed you

@@tyukiarctic6626 Actually i killed him

@@TedNivison holy shit it’s a ghost

this week on Paranormal Adventures

You know what's crazy that build board is around where I live

@@ArtWithAWaddlethey’re all over the Midwest

Pretty sure he's heard worse :P

he's probably been waiting at the phone for someone to call for weeks

@@cadaverous4766 LMFAOOOO

Gauajw

Petition to start calling it nut juice instead

@@becauseimbatman1391 it for for food and drinks or is it something else No one would know

The Peach Farmers must be going after the Almond Farmers again.

One of my favourite billboards in my town says "you smell gas?" with a stock photo image of a wildfire on it. I know it's supposed to be a gas leak type thing but every single time I picture some dude violently letting it rip and unleashing hellfire from his ass.

i swear to fuck i'm gonna force feed you cement never say ted talk again

@@thewhitepicketfence9136 jeez ok

ha

I second this.

You’re just mad because we won the war

@@kamortegagarcia3442 I third this

Yes

@@dayglownick5493 Ohio winning the Toledo war? Now that’s funny 😂 We got the entire upper peninsula in our statehood while you poor bastards got stuck with Toledo

A goat?

@@chaoticcatartist Greatest Of All Time: Goat

@@SergeantDC oh shit thats kinda funny XD thanks dude ^u^

@@chaoticcatartist gotchu

In your defense, it was pretty funny 😂

"Ope there it all goes"

At least you didn’t manage to get Skittle juice up your sinuses like I did

the "You are going to need car insurance in approximately 5 seconds" billboard is by far the funniest one in the whole video

I legit though someone was outside knocking on my window right next to me, I was terrified

@@brookeb4563 It's 4 in the morning and I heard it from my window. I'm with ya! 😭😭 Legit almost cried!

@@WindyWithoutTheIButAnE worst part is I live on the second floor

@@brookeb4563 bro, I live on the third and still rewound the video to double check. The terror.

me too jesus

Wholesome? I could think of a bunch of words to describe how he started that conversation but wholesome definitely wouldn't be one of those.

@@deepinmythots752 he sounded like he did believe in what he was saying as odd and weirdly overly religious it was

The theology can be harmful in a lot of ways, but he at least sounds like he has good intentions

Wholesome? he literally said if you had a non-generic white name youre going to hell

It was just a joke chill out

oh my god, I live there but my family isn’t hungry 😦

@@syddll that because all 12 million Ohioan go to other states to eat food every day the traffic is terrible (it’s illegal to eat food In Ohio so that’s why we don’t just bring the food back after buying it)

when i drive thru ohio it’s nothing but corn just go raid a field and feast for weeks

yes it is a tragity and i have not eaten in 6 days Edit: i have eaten my golden retriever

@@syddll Just wait.