nah

@@PizzaPowerXYZ yuh

E

the fuck is the replies section

:)

I'm quite new to his channel, but in the first 45 seconds I died like 5 times and this was the one when I absolutely lost it. This guy is something else.

@@attilahalasz835 he is the funniest guy in the Internet right now

-Sun Tzu, the art of war

Shlagg

you're genius

@@pyromancer1109 Thank.

OOOOOOOOF that would've been great

Schlaggsquatch

where i'm here upset that they didn't put "schlochness monster"

the way he flops backwards was the moment he finally broke

Schlattsquatch

I disagree i present... Lizard Schlatt

Schlizard

@@Pumpkal schligfoot

@@jacobcassidy7893 schlathulu

schlaggs world*

Holy shit a fucking Crynime profile pic bruh that takes me back to simpler times

Is this schlattmans world

SCHLATT IS THE PROTAGONIST, WILL WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!

I thought of Milo Murphy's law when I saw this

I'd be concerned if the desk has a brake.

especially since he was a ped-

after watching more of the video, nevermind lol.

Those are just his personas. If you watch TheWeeklySlap, you start to see the more genuine, sweet and smart side to Schlatt

@@BaboongaBunch the weekly slap is the only reason I chose to be alive

@@BaboongaBunch The sweet, smart, sexy, sophisticated side of jay shatt 🥴😏

@@ithinkimcool2977 J a y s h a t t

nice

nice

Nice

Ha pieces ha cuz they are broken ha

Lol.

He fucked up the last bar

THEY WEREEEE

“Schlagg” NOOOO FUCKING NOOO *breaks keyboard*

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/oJN0pqaaq3qWqH0.html

Thanksgiving

@@ari_the_tricksterlokai9404 THANKSGIVING IM-

@@sleepyclowns I guess you can tell how mine was lol

Professionals have standards

Schlatt’s face is the most upvoted picture on r/bonersinpublic now lmao

You what

@@hamsmacker5177 damn you actually got me with that

Its his post

K

Don't forget "we created the new United states" All hail big lion

K

@@Bennieboy918 unfunny

No CallMeCarson made those first ones Schlatt kinda just Yoink

And quackity

what the fuck do u think a video is

@@zounch Art with friends

Don't you mean Schlagg

@@Bustednuts. schtal

well..

Sclatt

scat

Shat

sha

sh

I am angerd that no one did that

I've seen a lot of comments that were wasted potential.

Pog

S C H O U P

or like SCHOUPP

Why did o just read your comment like a hiphop rap?

@@0knothing443 because thats *clearly* how its meant to be read

@@coriumfigs *what happens if you don’t?* (I read it normally)

@@ntnb_. death penalty

@@notkai5223 ...

Schlaqq

@@damb1858 schlagg

that would have been genius

If they did that it would be *Schlattface*

Big Schlagg

Same man fuck

BSchlagg

Jschlong

I’m good

Schlen Schlaggiro

And, for the sake of debate, let's say he is a trans king

That would make them twice as good

Yo, His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, DANCE BREAK on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.

@@avak2101 imagine that happening in 8 mile lmao

@@smalltok4638 he's battlin lotto like "my motto, f*ck lotto, DANCE BREAK" and suddenly it just turns into a rave XD

basically pitbull

The agony in his voice

He didn't have to flame him that hard

WHERE IS UR PROFILE PICTURE FROM OMG

The place to cry about it

@@holyfuckshootingstar fortnite

@@hrtmushedhrt what

Schlatkemon

Pocket Schlatts

havent heard that name in years

Duhhh, like the ad, Battle Schlatts

PocketSchlatt sounds better than pocket mortys ngl

Does anyone know how many keyboards this man has assaulted?

@@aidenmelnyk4330 does he just have a bunch of keyboards just to break?

@@boxofmoldycereal9016 yes

@@aidenmelnyk4330 Probably more than 5

@@Berilia yeah probably

Schlatt starring at Schlatt Schlagg Schlong Schlatt and ofcourse Schlatt

Schlatt: No, they won't!

Classic slimecicle moment

the exaggerated swagger of jschlatt

its surprising noone made shlad tonka trucks

Yes

SHCLATT:INTO THE SHCHLAGGY-VERSE Coming to you September,11,2023

​@@CwussontSHLAGGY ACROSS THE SHAGGVERSE

oh no

hes gonna get a rhinoplasty too

That’s the plan

@@kennas4281 its quite simple

ryan p is a reverse black hole

Yeah how does he have so many?

@@beans8373 some dude named ryan p keeps sending him keyboard s

One day I really want him to run out of keyboards and just fuckin break his usual keyboard out of frustration

Don’t forget, there’s an infinite amount of Schlatt clones too

Yes

Too true

Would definitely watch

Cant wait for the people to make their schlatt-sona’s

Schlagg

It's like with the different versions of slime

Darth Schlagg

@@iwilldefeatowothecommenter9892 with the translate feature this translates to percussion

shlurt

We have*

@@beeeans6662 ukposts.info/have/v-deo/jWBnnqKep4Olsqc.html

Schlavv-iot union IM SO SORRY KSKSZJJSJJHDJS-

@@dawgsix LMAO

Now he does

Schlatt is gonna single handedly kill half the keyboards in the universe, he doesn't need the infinity stones

@@JapiePapi And how does he just keep getting MORE?! Does he get sponsored, does he collect them, who knows?

@@blobvisfan666 probably buys a bunch of $5 keyboards to save for these kinda gags

999 like

He's not sorry.

Nice Scott Pilgrim pfp

@@picocore1 YOURE LITERALLY THE ONLY ONE THAT POINTED OUT MY PFP ILYSM

@@MYTRENASTER I FUCKING LOVE IT BRO KEEP IT UP QUEEN

@@picocore1 LETS GOOOOOO

Jesus Christ, what happened here?

Schlong

Schlong

Sorry I don't understand your shlang

Schlong

nick please make a video on the original spiderman trilogy.

YES.

How does this only have two replies

@@dogmantc *What was that about two replies?*

4 now

5 replies.

Hey what does this mean

Schlapitalist

@@basildoingthings819 idk what that mean but i agree with them X)

I don’t know what this means but I agree for some reason

@@Hwaseo1998 it means he’s intelligent

Rip mr quack

Im so sorry i ruined the 666 number😪

that made me crack up💀

awesome

Mood though

Nah "I got bullied and everyone laughed at me including myself"

Aye I see you. Crit role fan

It should be Jschlatt: Into the Jschlutiverse

@@BrigsbyDowers THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE COMMENT

You fool that you as his daily supply

@Julian Joseph Calleja shut up I have great grammar

@Sydney Johnson finally apreceation form a someone

@@noahwurz3429 not only did I nearly die from laughter during the slagg portion of the vid but reading this was the same thing XD

Shlorg

we've never seen schlatt fully lose his cool and im curious to see just how destructive he would get

@@dnlmk_1638 We shouldn't strive to see it, the world as we know it would cease to exist

@@GioPotatoes It'd probably cause him to go trending on twitter, again.

@@professorperry4790 Even worse

4 keyboards

they suck

1.7k like 2 replies pog

no its just a singular one

I SNORTED AHAHAHA XDD

Isn’t that a joke from an Alan Becker video that was made about 9 years ago?

Gold, bravo m8

schlagg

Rise, my fellow comrade

*BOLDER

ICONIC

TIMESTAMP?

yo when was that

Isnt that from a different video?

If anyone’s curious about which video it’s from it’s from his, I HATE WII SPORTS. video at 7:26 here’s the link to it: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/rYdogo-ggKKUxmQ.html

Yeah

Disem-vowel

@@C_isfor UNDERRATED COMMENT

@@DWKA_ overrated reply

he literally got his manager to buy him 50 keyboards

ehm

1 fucking comment and a thousand likes

Hehe Boi!

@@bikoman869 what the fuck does that mean

Hello

Comedy

Ba dum tsssss

Kumbaya my lord

*distant keyboard slamming*

Caught Shlacking

FLATTY PATTY

FLATTY PATTY

FLATTY PATTY

Flatty. Patty.

Mmmm

*sad me perd0nas¿ * We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you No, I'm never gonna give you up No, I'm never gonna let you down No, I'll never run around and hurt you Never, ever desert you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you No, I'm never gonna give you up No, I'm never gonna let you down No, I'll never run around and hurt you I'll never, ever desert you

@@bourji12 I JUST GOT RICKROLLED IN A YT COMMENT SECTION WTF

Schlatt/agg/ong/just the hat/darth schlagg: flatty patty

heart attack*

@@bryced.1583 I think he was going for a stroke cause of the line about smelling toast

so inspiring 😢

@@schlorping5156 yeah

I think you mean you *SHLATT* yourself

@@coltonmckinney5495 I will drive into you and watch your insides SCHLATTER on a brick wall

@Samantha Ilewicz LMAOOOOOOO

oh my god timestamp please

@@cheezcake 13:03 I think

@@marybartels1977 thank you stranger

Just like Schlatt

We across the channel cut out the C and H...

Unrelated to the comment but what is the song at the end of the video

wait how is that a slur?

cope

He's just not finishing the lines in time 🤣

ICU

Weird seeing you comment 14 hours after the reaction was uploaded

@@generictimestamperstupendi9021 Yeah. I thought I'd posted it on here, but for some reason it didn't do it.

@@RenegadesReact think thats happened before , i distinctly remember going to search for your comments , even going as far back as a month (and i highly doubt you held a Joshdub reaction for example THAT long) and didnt find shit. even when i did the "search with Ctrl + F " thing , closest i got was comments by girls named Renee

ayeeee renegades

Is that his thing? Just smashing keyboards?

@@St33lStrife Yeah, most of the time

@@kahrado For someone who doesnt know what schlagg Videos are Like, seeing him Smash Keyboards was weird. How Many Times does He do this? How Many does He have?

@@yaboipktendo yes.

@@yaboipktendo we dont know he just always has extra