Western Powers Cut Russia Off From SWIFT | Putin Is Sounding A Lot Like T****

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The world is so united in opposing Russia's invasion of Ukraine that even famously-neutral Switzerland joined the effort to block access to crucial financial systems like SWIFT, and the whiny response from Vladimir Putin sounds a lot like something America's former president would say. #Colbert #Monologue #Ukraine
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@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 роки тому
When the Swiss feel the need to pick a side, y'all know you F'd up.
@chazztreat8317
@chazztreat8317 2 роки тому
If Switzerland suddenly declares war on Russia, oh Putin, ya done goofed up. Anyway Putin, you’re gonna stand down right? Admit it you bit off more than you can chew. Nike Swoosh, JUST DO IT.
@simonfew6509
@simonfew6509 2 роки тому
Forget Switzerland, even FIFA have acted…. How far do you have to go for FIFA to respond?????
@chazztreat8317
@chazztreat8317 2 роки тому
@@simonfew6509 that’s even more crazy. Funny because Qatar slaves built the stadium that will host the World Cup, but let’s not get into it. And if Russia is out who takes the spot? I will laugh if it’s Greenland.
@simonfew6509
@simonfew6509 2 роки тому
@@chazztreat8317 Exactly!!!!! FIFA are happy to turn their back on corruption and modern slavery, but think Russia have gone to far…. You have to question your moral position when even FIFA are on the other side
@moldyoldie7888
@moldyoldie7888 2 роки тому
Funny line. But weren't the Swiss the Nazi's bankers?
@eywen
@eywen 2 роки тому
Feel bad for the people. Civilians always pay for the greed of one person.
@FriedrichHerschel
@FriedrichHerschel 2 роки тому
But they are the only ones who have a reasonable chance to free the world from Putin.
@giannisksanthopoulos4300
@giannisksanthopoulos4300 2 роки тому
are you american?
@k.j.305
@k.j.305 2 роки тому
@@FriedrichHerschel not really. they get imprisoned for protesting. we are truly punishing the civilians in hopes that there's a palace coup on the bet that the civilians don't actually get pissed at the world for destroying their life savings
@MrPhotodoc
@MrPhotodoc 2 роки тому
Leave The People out of this.
@TheOmegau
@TheOmegau 2 роки тому
@@MrPhotodoc Sadly, the people are collateral here. The cutoff keeps Russia from being able to gain funding for their military operations.
@cartwrightworm1317
@cartwrightworm1317 2 роки тому
I can’t imagine what it’s like to be a Russian citizen right now. You’re caught between a dictator and his war on one side but economic disaster brought on by international sanctions on the other. Hopefully this will be over soon for both Ukraine and Russia.
@elbrujo9507
@elbrujo9507 2 роки тому
Being a Russian citizen right now is watching the West going completely off the rails with their mass media hysteria and Russophobia, taking down all principles of law and common sense in an attempt at ostracizing a whole country and its people. Because they want it so bad for the "Russian threat" nonsense to be true. All you know about the Ukrainian crisis is what you've been told second hand, by your media. And you don't actually care about any of it to dig a bit deeper. Don't worry, Russia and the Russians are and will be fine - it's not the first time in history we've been under attack by the West. We can do without new iPhones. It's just so sad to see the whole "civilized" western world turning into ugly gnomes, just like that, in one day. Laughing at common people dealing with sunctions, cancelling people, firing them, excluding them from social and cultural institutes, expelling them from universities, assaulting diplomats, phisically attacking children all over the "civilized" world on the basis of their nationality - Russian. And before you proceed with your trite arguments like "they had it coming" "because Putin is Hitler" - actually read about this conflict first. Preferably past the loud headlines. And yes, hopefully this will be over soon. And so sad this has gone so far, thanks to the US and the EU escalating things.
@sealyoness
@sealyoness 2 роки тому
My prayer too. I've written to my congressfolk, but that's just the beginning.
@georgina-a
@georgina-a 2 роки тому
@@elbrujo9507 You can't realistically be condoning Putin's behaviour? We don't have to look at anything the news is telling us - we just have to compare Putin's words to his actions to see that he's wrong. He keeps talking about liberating Donbas, yet he's trying to reduce Kharkiv to rubble. He spoke of this being a peacekeeping mission, then launched a full-scale invasion. He spoke of defending Ukraine's people, then used a weapon of mass destruction (thermobaric missiles) inside of a city. If Ukraine's people are as oppressed as he says, why are they fighting tooth and nail for their country? They're not helping the Russian troops or greeting them with flowers - if they were, you would have taken the country in 48hrs. Putin keeps refusing to recognise Ukraine as a sovereign nation, able to make its own decisions. He tries to say who they can and can't have alliances with. He wouldn't take any other country telling Russia what they can and can't do, so why is it OK for them to tell Ukraine what to do? If Russia doesn't want Ukraine to join NATO, stop making them feel like they need security assurances from the West. Stop invading them. Every time you take more and more of their land - what do you expect them to do? Place yourself in Ukraine's shoes. If this was purely Russia vs Ukraine, then the whole world wouldn't be whipped into a frenzy. This frenzy was caused when Putin threatened other nations unconnected to Ukraine (Finland and Sweden) & prepared to nuke us. He blamed the British foreign secretary for that and, whilst she is an idiot, all she said was that if a NATO country is attacked, other members are contractually bound to protect that country. It's the whole point of NATO, it's no secret. Nobody threatened you. But we are reacting because we don't believe Putin will stop at Ukraine. We think he'll keep invading other countries. He keeps lying to us and threatening us - why would we not suspect him? Russians are good people. You need a better leader - one who actually cares about you. One who won't sacrifice thousands of your troops and cause you all financial hardship for a vanity project.
@crimsonwolf1982
@crimsonwolf1982 2 роки тому
I hate to have to say this but Putin isn't a dictator as long as he enjoys the support of 3/4ths of his publics support. He's pursuing evil goals and killing his neighbors, but make no mistake about it, his people CHOOSE him as the leader.
@j.dragon651
@j.dragon651 2 роки тому
@@elbrujo9507 Putin is an ex head of the KGB. We rest our case.
@alexlandherr
@alexlandherr 2 роки тому
You know you’re evil when Switzerland breaks its neutrality.
@jj6397
@jj6397 2 роки тому
I'm Swiss and I just want to say that our goverment first didn't want to do anything but faced enorm backlash from the people. Also it's the least amount of things they could do without passively taking russia's side.
@DannyKlimt
@DannyKlimt 2 роки тому
Yup. And, that we're still being viewed as 'neutral' is funny but not funny.
@catalinacurio
@catalinacurio 2 роки тому
I’m loving that it’s the people who are speaking up against Putin’s illegal horror. 🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇦
@jenkem4464
@jenkem4464 2 роки тому
Bravo, ty!
@mariekastler5391
@mariekastler5391 2 роки тому
People all over the world are getting Tired of Rich jackoffs writing checks that our poor butts have to pay with our blood and children's futures.
@AchtungEnglander
@AchtungEnglander 2 роки тому
Money talks.
@tookitogo
@tookitogo 2 роки тому
Here in Switzerland, the Federal Council was basically bombarded by citizens telling them to impose sanctions, since they’re disgusted by Russia’s actions. This knowing full well that Switzerland makes tons and tons of money off of Russian oligarchs and companies funneling their money through Paradeplatz.
@HowlingWolf518
@HowlingWolf518 2 роки тому
Better late than never - well done, folks.
@mctigger1
@mctigger1 2 роки тому
I am shocked to hear the Swiss Govt took this action. As a result, it will be interesting to see how long Russia can go without the Swiss banks, from what I read it will be a painful death of their economy.
@misba2282
@misba2282 2 роки тому
@@HowlingWolf518 and yet the Swiss Bank didn't move a muscle for Palestinians. Yesterday it was us, today its Ukraine, tomorrow till be your nations engulfed by the hate you give.
@jacquelinecallejas1390
@jacquelinecallejas1390 2 роки тому
I'm glad. No offense to the current people living there but Swiss neutrality during WWII and letting the Germans hide their ill gotten gold and art didn't make you look too good morally speaking. Personally I gave them a break because there is nothing to say that Hitler wouldn't have marched into Switzerland and looted it if he didn't get his way, so I don't think it was totally their fault, but like I said it wasn't the best look. This definately makes Switzerland look way more moral.
@laugesen18
@laugesen18 2 роки тому
@@misba2282 Ukraine is in Europe. Palestine is not
@johnmanderson2060
@johnmanderson2060 2 роки тому
Just got an SMS from my Swiss operator Salt announcing they suspend call fees to and from ukrain, including roaming. That is really nice from them and a PR genius move. Thanks Salt ! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭
@tradekings5433
@tradekings5433 2 роки тому
The market is now more volatile than i have ever witnessed before. no one knows the best financial move to be made at the situation.>
@viviangall1786
@viviangall1786 2 роки тому
Fundamentally stocks still don't make sense at their valuation. There is still fear of holding cash
@claradidi7573
@claradidi7573 2 роки тому
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@bobbygunz9254 2 роки тому
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@claradidi7573 2 роки тому
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@ChainReactionsProductions
@ChainReactionsProductions 2 роки тому
When you’re too corrupt for FIFA you know you’re too corrupt
@Dharmarenee
@Dharmarenee 2 роки тому
😂
@UlshaRS
@UlshaRS 2 роки тому
After two teams outright refused to play, international pressure, and finally realizing the entire event was going to be a wash (along with their kickbacks) if they didn't kick out the problem nation's team. More a stopped clock situation.
@tha8baller
@tha8baller 2 роки тому
That just leaves the IOC at the top of that… pile
@tessjuel
@tessjuel 2 роки тому
They weren't too corrupt for FIFA. It's just that they couldn't find any team willing to play against Russians. Single team football matches tend to be rather boring and not very attractive to the sponsors.
@tessjuel
@tessjuel 2 роки тому
@@tha8baller IOC actually actually acted very fast this time. They had no reason to stall. Next olympics are two years away and for better or worse, this must have been resolved by then.
@ajward9112
@ajward9112 2 роки тому
I hope the citizens of Russia get through this okay. Most of them never even wanted this war to begin with and now they are being forced to pay the price as a result.
@BM-wf9uf
@BM-wf9uf 2 роки тому
Sadly they will be the ones who suffer. Putin will destroy their lives and future for his depraved ambitions.
@MartijnPennings
@MartijnPennings 2 роки тому
I hope that the writers will also emphasize this instead of making the audience laugh and clap for images of ordinary people not being able to buy bread or losing all their money.
@whattheschmidt
@whattheschmidt 2 роки тому
Most? So there are Russian citizens that want this war?
@BM-wf9uf
@BM-wf9uf 2 роки тому
@@whattheschmidt Please remember how much Russia controls it's media and education. We had a Russian exchange student come to my school in 2009 and he didn't even know that the US, UK, Australia France etc all fought the Nazi's. Their education teaches them that WW2 was won solely by Russians. Also many Russian maps still display former Soviet countries as being part of Russia. It's an extremely propagandised country.
@hopegreen9027
@hopegreen9027 2 роки тому
when u sit silentl, u are seen as complicit, when u disagree with an insane autocrat u are supported, it,s all choice of the individual, free will x
@carlos64030
@carlos64030 2 роки тому
I think it's really important to note that all frustrations, anger and jokes should be solely directed at Putin and not the citizens of Russia. Unfortunately, all of those sanctions hurt the innocent more than anyone else. Hopefully those sanctions will force the citizens of Russia to channel their anger towards their evil president for destroying their lives.
@SalomeJLata
@SalomeJLata 2 роки тому
Very true, but how else would one hurt putin
@orangeziggy348
@orangeziggy348 2 роки тому
But then Putin will hurt the protestors by jailing them and maybe worse.
@DarkEdgePrince
@DarkEdgePrince 2 роки тому
@@orangeziggy348 Only so long as he can pay his forces. Dictators are usually disposed when they can’t provide for their key backers and troops.
@woopimagpie
@woopimagpie 2 роки тому
That's a very admirable way of seeing it, but sadly it's a tad naive. History has taught us that the surest way to bring a country to its knees is to cripple the supply chains. Stop the flow of industry and commerce, and disrupt the pattern of regular society. It's been thought that action of this type will break the spirit of the population, but we know that doesn't happen in reality, but what does happen is that the country gets broken financially. This has already happened once in that part of the world - America effectively won the Cold War because they eventually broke the USSR financially by outspending them. So it absolutely works. The other outcome which can happen (and it looks like a distinct possibility this time) is that the population becomes so disgruntled that they rise up against the leaders and overthrow them. The Russian Revolution wasn't that long ago, don't forget. This conflict could be brought to an end if the Russian people decide they've had enough. If that looks like it's on the cards, the Western powers will put the screws on really hard at the high levels, and at the same time western agents will operate at ground level to agitate and aid the Russian populace in secret to accelerate the process. It doesn't even have to be wartime either - remember the sanctions and bans against South Africa because of apartheid? The people of that country were affected terribly by being cut off from the world, but it eventually broke the country financially and the regime fell, much to the delight of the people who did not agree with the ideology of their own government (after the apartheid regime fell they chose a black man as their President, so that proves it pretty well). South Africa is now a western democracy, so the tactic definitely works.
@carlosandres280
@carlosandres280 2 роки тому
@@woopimagpie nuclear power changes everything. If Rusia fall they will burn the world because they have nothing to loose. They already said it, and sadly they are not joking. That game of cornering a wild animal is super dangerous and could end up very bad.
@greenredblue
@greenredblue 2 роки тому
These sanctions is kind of incredible when you think about it. Putin's sole reason for invading Ukraine was because he was upset about and afraid of the consequences of increased integration with the west. So, literally, the west said "Fine. Here's what _not_ integrating feels like."
@raularaujostrw
@raularaujostrw 2 роки тому
I’m Brazilian. Our Supreme Coward refuses to condemn the Putin regime and to stand up for the Democratic values that the great majority of Brazilians believe in, cited “Brasil’s dependency on Russian fertilizers”. It makes me sick to my stomach to be governed by such an evil coward who chooses fertilizers instead of the freedom that Ukraine represents to the entire World right now. Slava Ukraini!
@Mercury-Wells
@Mercury-Wells 2 роки тому
Bolsanaro is a punk
@JakobNoone
@JakobNoone 2 роки тому
Fertilizers? Sounds like a bunch of bulls*** to me.
@JB-pu8ik
@JB-pu8ik 2 роки тому
You'll be fine. We only just got rid of our coward within the last year or so. Bolsonaro will follow along shortly.
@thecactusman17
@thecactusman17 2 роки тому
Brazilian president sides with Russian bullshit? Color me brown - sorry I meant surprised.
@MegaChallanger
@MegaChallanger 2 роки тому
It's bolsanaro, I'm not surprised one bit
@johnalsop2303
@johnalsop2303 2 роки тому
Refreshing to see people defending their Capitol instead of attacking it.
@jessecrump1424
@jessecrump1424 2 роки тому
We saw people defending the Capitol a year ago. They were the men and women in blue.
@jenkem4464
@jenkem4464 2 роки тому
Ha! Nice.
@Mercury-Wells
@Mercury-Wells 2 роки тому
@Attack on Titan you repeat that number a lot but there's no evidence for it, even on Russian state tv
@sprootown
@sprootown 2 роки тому
@Attack on Titan Bubba Dah, Bu boo Doo? I don't come from your planet. Sorry, I'm from E A R T H, you're not making sense, your signal is weeeak....
@mattschm5486
@mattschm5486 2 роки тому
@Attack on Titan how? First of all if you look at history it’s not the ukranian president that sounds and behaves like hitler. 2nd NATO is a defensive Alliance. So why would putin be afraid of countries joining NATO if he doesn’t plan to attack them that is…. Russia signed international treaties with ukraine 🇺🇦 to accept their borders and help them defend them in exchange for them deactivating all their nuclear weapons. Putin annexed sovereign states before and somehow got away with it. Looks like now he crossed a line
@elizabethfigueroa6159
@elizabethfigueroa6159 2 роки тому
I wish the Russian people didn’t have to suffer for the actions of one man, but bottom line I hope it pushes them even harder to rebel against Putin.
@gs7828
@gs7828 2 роки тому
Many still see it as just Russia countering NATO presence and expansion in Eastern Europe. They will learn to understand the situation with sanctions.
@sealyoness
@sealyoness 2 роки тому
It might mean a bloody coup, but I do wish they were encouraged to find an effective means to remove Putin. Let him rant off in some isolated castle - or better, put him the same cell with DJT.
@abcddef2112
@abcddef2112 2 роки тому
@@gs7828 Not really just that many people in neutral countries around the world just learn another example of western hypocrisy. By them cutting swift, it is the beginning of the end for western financial domination. Not only that the dedollarization initiatives are only just the beginning, by the end USA will not be able to just print money and will probably default on its mountain of debt when the world see the dollar is useless.
@gs7828
@gs7828 2 роки тому
@@abcddef2112 The biggest economic axis is the atlantic one, between Europe and the US. The second biggest one is between the West and China. As you can see, Russia is not in the equation and depends much more on trade and resources sent to Europe.
@jessicafox222
@jessicafox222 2 роки тому
My heart is broken for the citizens of Ukraine and of Russia, this is effecting so many lives who have nothing to do with what is happening, just, absolutely devastating.
@zzz181085
@zzz181085 2 роки тому
Never in my life could I ever imagine that I'll be cheering against the Russian army while I'm from Russia.
@alysiareid6659
@alysiareid6659 2 роки тому
Prayers for the innocent Russian people.
@darrenskjoelsvold
@darrenskjoelsvold 2 роки тому
The Russian people are not the enemy. I have known many Russian people who were wonderful people in my time when I was a missionary and lived in Europe. But Putin has gone too far and these sanctions should be enough to motivate the good people of Russia to act and depose him. Hopefully they can do so without getting hurt. But Putin has got to go.
@darrenskjoelsvold
@darrenskjoelsvold 2 роки тому
@Attack on Titan oh I see Russian propaganda getting involved. Well you can save your breath. The entire world sees what's really happening. The entire world is shifting and eventually there will be no home on this planet for Putin or his useful idiots. I suggest that you give up your campaign of lies. Nobody is buying it.
@gmork1090
@gmork1090 2 роки тому
Careful. You might want to have a food taster from now on.
@darrenskjoelsvold
@darrenskjoelsvold 2 роки тому
@@gmork1090 you're threatening people?
@Polymathically
@Polymathically 2 роки тому
I've been in the banking industry for almost 20 years. I never imagined that SWIFT would become a topic of mainstream media discussion.
@Birdbike719
@Birdbike719 2 роки тому
I honestly had never heard of it until 4 days ago.
@frutrace
@frutrace 2 роки тому
99.9% of the people who are currently discussing SWIFT had never heard of it before late last week. Also, 100% of my percentages are entirely made up.
@davidanalyst671
@davidanalyst671 2 роки тому
lets get schwifty
@julesmasseffectmusic
@julesmasseffectmusic 2 роки тому
never a good sign when the office gosip is about the bathrooms. its a sign the shit has a hit the fan.
@VG-iq8xq
@VG-iq8xq 2 роки тому
XRP!
@SpukiTheLoveKitten75
@SpukiTheLoveKitten75 2 роки тому
That last but with "Donalmir Trumputin" was HILARIOUS!
@TheExpert8204
@TheExpert8204 2 роки тому
I like how US TV personalities like Colbert and Noah are able to look at the situation with humour, while at the same time very seriously.
@erickgarcia7819
@erickgarcia7819 2 роки тому
GLORY TO UKRAINE !!! 🇺🇦
@ponzi_bunny
@ponzi_bunny 2 роки тому
God speed to Putin 🇺🇸💜🇷🇺 Biden can't even read his script without dropping his dentures
@wf6951
@wf6951 2 роки тому
@@crookim quiet Nazi
@MrPr1nglz
@MrPr1nglz 2 роки тому
@@ponzi_bunny All you got are old jokes. Meanwhile, Trump encouraged people to drink bleach and motivated his followers to try and overthrow the government because he couldn't accept defeat.
@LoneTreeAdventures
@LoneTreeAdventures 2 роки тому
The patriotism of Ukrainians has been both inspiring and admirable! I hope them all the best of luck and good spirits for their fight for freedom! 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
@MrPhotodoc
@MrPhotodoc 2 роки тому
True dat!
@deamonomic
@deamonomic 2 роки тому
agreed :) may any american that supports putin be damned
@susanzzz2422
@susanzzz2422 2 роки тому
💙 💛
@qpunk1
@qpunk1 2 роки тому
@@deamonomic I'll be fine
@jamaya730
@jamaya730 2 роки тому
@Attack on Titan No one's buying your bullish, comrade.
@mlghelp2day
@mlghelp2day 2 роки тому
5:01 😳 Woa! I cannot unsee that....hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
@michaelanderson1476
@michaelanderson1476 2 роки тому
O.M.G that bit at the end....classic!!!!😅🤣😂😉😋😎👏🙌👌👍🎉
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 роки тому
Starting to understand why Vlad has such long tables now. He's worried his Aides have a Novichok tipped umbrella with his name on it. Gotta keep out of poking range.
@johan.ohgren
@johan.ohgren 2 роки тому
Said the same thing just a few hours ago..
@lrllrlrr5089
@lrllrlrr5089 2 роки тому
@@johan.ohgren .... Thought the same thing when I saw it.
@BM-wf9uf
@BM-wf9uf 2 роки тому
I imagine no one but his closest fanatics are allowed in close proximity to him. This war could very well be his undoing as he continues to ruin his people and their future.
@trendy_nails
@trendy_nails 2 роки тому
We hope they put Novichok to actiin soon. I think the dose that Navalny got (but survived) would be enough for Putin
@BM-wf9uf
@BM-wf9uf 2 роки тому
@Attack on Titan Russian troll. Begone.
@saxogrammaticus3917
@saxogrammaticus3917 2 роки тому
Learn this lesson Ukraine is displaying for all of us...this is true patriotism....waving guns around is just a facade for rotten ego and bullying ...I've seen it with my own eyes, I lived thru it, I'm salvadorian...you either like Putin's actions or you love democracy...there is not middle ground
@jc.1191
@jc.1191 2 роки тому
Thank you
@___Truth___
@___Truth___ 2 роки тому
YES 🇺🇦 ☮🌻🇺🇦
@judibiggerstaff8054
@judibiggerstaff8054 2 роки тому
True and we know Trump praises Putin.
@KristiContemplates
@KristiContemplates 2 роки тому
Step#1: remove the road signs Step#2: remember the brave soldiers who told Russia to get phuq'd, determined to stand for their country until their lives were taken from them by cowards off shore
@cherylb6755
@cherylb6755 2 роки тому
@@KristiContemplates~ To your #2, I’ve seen several stories that they are alive. I hope they are true.
@1SaG
@1SaG 2 роки тому
Holy crap! The Swiss are giving up their neutrality and Stephen resurrects his DT-voice. What's next? Cats and dogs living together?
@snsnplpl
@snsnplpl 2 роки тому
probably human sacrifice and mass hysteria.................................................. (ghostbusters 1984)
@akinpaws
@akinpaws 2 роки тому
Cats & dogs living together, in Siberia! ukposts.infoRb1YzX1J5_s?feature=share
@peregrinec5477
@peregrinec5477 2 роки тому
OMG! Putin with Trumpy's voice. Oh, wow. That was pure gold. :D
@Opus313
@Opus313 2 роки тому
Glad to see them acting SWIFTly!
@DanielLopez-fj9yz
@DanielLopez-fj9yz 2 роки тому
Ayeeee
@TheKaiTetley
@TheKaiTetley 2 роки тому
I see what you did there
@BrayOfTheDonkey
@BrayOfTheDonkey 2 роки тому
Tailor Swift! ;P
@jftt42
@jftt42 2 роки тому
Saudi arabia has decimated Yemen, have blocked humanitarian aid to the country and continues bombing it into oblivion. Not only are governments not acting SWIFTly, but the media (including late-night shows) are pretending it isn't happening
@missybarbour6885
@missybarbour6885 2 роки тому
You know the situation is dire when Stephen's dusting off THAT impression
@legonleg1190
@legonleg1190 2 роки тому
I'm newly reminded of the 'pee pee tape'.
@coltonblake13
@coltonblake13 2 роки тому
Ah yes. The tape that doesnt exist and was only mentioned in a falsely created dossier, which in itself is under investigation. If you really want you can watch hunter with hookers.
@pdoylemi
@pdoylemi 2 роки тому
@@coltonblake13 We don't know if the tape exists, and much of that "dossier" has been confirmed.
@sassykitty292
@sassykitty292 2 роки тому
I loved the face Stephen made after that impression. LOL
@vannshuttleworth4738
@vannshuttleworth4738 2 роки тому
The Photoshop was brilliant! Steven, even if you do your own songs, you're still a cover band.
@Jey-Zus
@Jey-Zus 2 роки тому
That TrumPutin thing was on point 😂👌
@Kit-se3zs
@Kit-se3zs 2 роки тому
I love watching Ukranians become the heroes in their own story. The underdogs fighting back against the mighty imperialist invaders, and seeing the world's admiration for them. I'm rooting for them, thinking of them, and praying that Zelensky and his countrymen and women will come through this safely and that putin doesn't nuke anybody. At the same time, I feel sad that the brown people of the Middle East and Gulf regions defending their land and people are not seen in the same light by the West when they're forced to fight back against imperialism. It's a terrible, sick double standard we clearly have in the West. Brown people who are the underdogs are not less than or less deserving of our praise and support and we Americans need to realize that it's bad when our country and our allies do imperialism and invasion too.
@Teilnehmer
@Teilnehmer 2 роки тому
Ok. I get your point and sympathize. But what country in the Middle East except Yemen had to fight against a foreign power in the last two decades? Against a foreign power with deep cultural ties to most of Europe that have existed for several centuries. With very strong economic ties which have also made Europe partly complicit in tolerating Putin's ongoing aggression. Unlike a lot of of the Middle East Ukraine is also more of a liberal democracy. I don't think the situations are really that comparable. I am not so sure I was rooting for the Taliban as an underdog against US imperialism. A lot of countries in the Middle East while being victims of historical imperialism also colonize their own ethnic minorities and the most prominent war in Syria is not one of foreign aggression but an internal civil war. And keep in mind that Putin was a major factor in keeping the Assad regime in Syria alive. The West should have hit Russia harder back then but from an International Law stand point Russia's position was a bit better in Syria than it was in Ukraine. Supporting an autocratic regime in a civil war is not the same as invading a foreign, sovereign country. The case is a bit more complicated than "brown people racism"
@Blasted2Oblivion
@Blasted2Oblivion 2 роки тому
Over the years, I have become somewhat jaded due to humanity's indifference towards one another. What is going on with Ukrain is awful but it is nice to see that there is an outpouring of support from people pretty much worldwide.
@danmortenson5274
@danmortenson5274 2 роки тому
Clue: once you realize the FABELS we've been fed about how the world works, the APPROPRIATE target for your impulse to change things will come clear: Yourself. Make yourself into the very best expression you can think of, and not that much will confuse you, ever again.
@nerfherder4284
@nerfherder4284 2 роки тому
Actually humans are some of the most altruistic and caring creatures on earth. You are just misrepresenting all the other animals.
@no1nestandsalone387
@no1nestandsalone387 2 роки тому
Bcuz no one wants war! Everyone is done with it! We know it’s not right!
@batgurrl
@batgurrl 2 роки тому
Holy Perogi was the perfect way to describe that Russian financial chart. Switzerland has a knife out for Russia was true and priceless. Stephen your Putin impression was long awaited
@everoarke3078
@everoarke3078 2 роки тому
Fun fact: one of the most popular Polish dishes were "Russian pierogi". past tense, as most shops and restaurants change their name to "Ukrainian pierogi"
@jenniferkonstant5920
@jenniferkonstant5920 2 роки тому
It would be were pierogi Russian. Holy borscht might have worked better.
@angelabaiers5055
@angelabaiers5055 2 роки тому
Stephen is a highly paid DNC media talking point & narrative mouthpiece & sellout. He is best friends with John Podesta.
@gnirolnamlerf593
@gnirolnamlerf593 2 роки тому
@@angelabaiers5055 Did you know that the price of a bunch of Mexican asparagus was ¥198 here in Tokyo yesterday? This comment is as relevant as yours to this discussion. Always turn everything into a personal attack. Colbert is talking about the actions of the Russian government and Ukrainian people. You, for some reason, think the greatest issue in the world today is Colbert's relationship to a washed up government operative in the USA, for which you give no evidence. Why should we give any credence to your assertion?
@johnarnold893
@johnarnold893 2 роки тому
@@angelabaiers5055 💩🧠
@tissifly
@tissifly 2 роки тому
Thank you for that Stephen. Love from Poland 🇵🇱✌️🇺🇦✌️🇺🇲✌️
@kevinrahman1990
@kevinrahman1990 2 роки тому
Who needs Russia to attack the capitol when we can do it ourselves 🤣🤣🤣😶😶😶
@RobertEskuri
@RobertEskuri 2 роки тому
You guys putting Trump's yellow wig and spray tan on Putin is absolutely accurate and hilarious 😂
@n484l3iehugtil
@n484l3iehugtil 2 роки тому
Probably the last thing Putin wants to see, and it's phenomenal
@edwardfletcher7790
@edwardfletcher7790 2 роки тому
He sounnds EXACTLY like Drumpf with the pathetic whining !!
@nocturnalrecluse1216
@nocturnalrecluse1216 2 роки тому
Two peas in a pod
@HunterBloodHunterBlood
@HunterBloodHunterBlood 2 роки тому
“Hurdurr orange man bad.” 🤡
@briancordova1299
@briancordova1299 2 роки тому
@@HunterBloodHunterBlood "Orange man traitor."
@MrCardeso
@MrCardeso 2 роки тому
Meanwhile, we have a GQP-fueled truck convoy marching towards DC to protest imaginary mandates...
@Birdbike719
@Birdbike719 2 роки тому
Yeah, its a GREAT time to be wasting gas. 🙄🙄🙄
@BrianHolmes
@BrianHolmes 2 роки тому
Waste of fuel. Mandates are expiring, like their alt-right movement.
@jessecrump1424
@jessecrump1424 2 роки тому
Not really imaginary. But the mandates are being eased off now that Omicron is fading away not that they give a shit.
@ratholin
@ratholin 2 роки тому
@@jessecrump1424 meanwhile it's the best time to invest in self driving cargo trucks. That tech is really picking up now that these do nothings losers are out of work.
@johnmanderson2060
@johnmanderson2060 2 роки тому
Proud of Switzerland ! Bravo 🙌 🇨🇭 🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦👍🏻🤩🤩🤩
@whartanto2
@whartanto2 2 роки тому
5:30 John Baptiste's face when Colbert said "I Hate Cover Bands" is priceless.. ROFLMAO.
@SRowntree
@SRowntree 2 роки тому
I was NOT expecting his Trump impression to come back like this lol
@jo-vf8jx
@jo-vf8jx 2 роки тому
I laughed so damn hard! It was fecking awesome!
@moniqm3607
@moniqm3607 2 роки тому
It was total gold ... or should I say orange lol! 😆
@johan.ohgren
@johan.ohgren 2 роки тому
Yeah, that should be cursed...
@giannisksanthopoulos4300
@giannisksanthopoulos4300 2 роки тому
yeah its funny that was the only president you have who didnt start a war. First day in Joe Biden's ofis and he is "lets destroy our relationship with Russia...you know... the biggest nuclear power on Earth"...
@johnmohblaxta
@johnmohblaxta 2 роки тому
We don't mention the 🍊 ape name here 😀
@titou1again
@titou1again 2 роки тому
Making Putin look and sound like Trump was brilliant!!! In a sad period of time, this joke made me laugh so hard! You guys nailed it with this one
@OrigamiMarie
@OrigamiMarie 2 роки тому
That face merge was kinda freaky!
@hopegreen9027
@hopegreen9027 2 роки тому
it,s the picture of putin and trump on the same horse, barbacked, escaping from the world that had me wettin me nicks lol
@jacquelinecallejas1390
@jacquelinecallejas1390 2 роки тому
Remember when Hilary said in a debate that T*** was Putin's Puppet? He tried to say he wasn't. Fact is he is still propping him up and his entire presidency encouraged Putin to do this.
@samiam4544
@samiam4544 2 роки тому
@@hopegreen9027 Why cant I quit you Vladdy Daddy?
@titou1again
@titou1again 2 роки тому
@@jacquelinecallejas1390 Thank God Trump isn't POTUS anymore!!! Imagine his response to this conflict
@DuchessofEarlGrey
@DuchessofEarlGrey 2 роки тому
"When you squeeze the nobility, it's the peasants who feel the pinch."
@Katelyn3666
@Katelyn3666 2 роки тому
Stephen and the gang are killin' it tonight. This was a great show. Thank you for highlighting the Ukrainian people and their courage.
@barny1174
@barny1174 2 роки тому
The Colbert it is funny. But I also hope you show compassion to the Russian people and rally them to act against the war. No to war. ❤️My heart goes out to the Ukrainian and Russians suffering. The people should not suffer. No to war!
@veramae4098
@veramae4098 2 роки тому
Russians protestors are being told by police they will be charged with treason, and 20 years in jail. Someone tell the trucker convoy that's how a dictator acts.
@badnoodlez
@badnoodlez 2 роки тому
@@veramae4098 good point
@lifewithmeggs
@lifewithmeggs 2 роки тому
Ok, I almost DIED when Stephen brought old Tangerine Palpatine's voice out of retirement!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@daemenoth
@daemenoth 2 роки тому
my favourite was the ""super callous fragile racist sexist nazi POTUS"
@HunterBloodHunterBlood
@HunterBloodHunterBlood 2 роки тому
Nah palpatine would be Soros and Vader the current pants shitter in office
@KevinQuinn81
@KevinQuinn81 2 роки тому
HE DID IT!!! He brought back the impression!! LOVE IT!!!!
@gwen3010
@gwen3010 2 роки тому
GOD BLESS all the people of Ukraine. I pray that Russia ends this awful, awful war on the innocent people of Ukraine.
@v.britton4445
@v.britton4445 2 роки тому
Pray for Ukraine, Bless the Russian protesters.
@silkcitysocialist420
@silkcitysocialist420 2 роки тому
I hate that sanctions will hurt ordinary Russian citizens. They shouldn't be punished for the choices of the president. I hope it causes solidarity of the people to rise up against their government.
@winterhorses
@winterhorses 2 роки тому
I hate that bombs are hurting (killing) ordinary Ukrainian citizens. Yeah, I know the helpless feeling when citizens are horrified by their country’s leader, but Russians are pretty much the only ones who can stop Putin without inciting devastating warfare across multiple countries.
@jo-vf8jx
@jo-vf8jx 2 роки тому
It’s really sad that Putin probably anticipated all of this, Chose to ignore the unsufferable amount of damage and harm that will come to his people and said Fu*k it! I’m doing it anyways since my ass is covered for all my needs.
@melanies.6030
@melanies.6030 2 роки тому
Yep. I think the idea is to foment pitchforks comin' for Pootie.
@MrPhotodoc
@MrPhotodoc 2 роки тому
Well then they shouldn't have elected him. Oh wait. What?
@BrayOfTheDonkey
@BrayOfTheDonkey 2 роки тому
@@valacthedemon Could be quite a civil war for them, then again maybe the majority will be against him
@trentgay3437
@trentgay3437 2 роки тому
You deserve every award they make for just this alone. I literally spat out food laughing.
@Machtmirdochegal
@Machtmirdochegal 2 роки тому
This is how it's done, stare the terror in the face and make them look as ridiculous as they are, tear them off those pedistools they love to stand on and take their power away by talking about what's really happening. I tip my imaginary head to you and your writers, we need satire just as much as everything else in times like these, keep shining the light on it like you with the compassionate humor and clarity that probably doesn't just get me through the rough waves of life, sometimes laughing is the only way to get through. He really lost it and as much as that scares me it might just be the chance to take him down for good and there's so much relief in that if you've been aware of the threat level all along and witnessing the unity and bravery, the kindness, people becoming aware of the values under threat and using their voices and realizing just how much power they hold and seeing open boarders is an amazing message to dictators that they want kill the human desire for freedom and peace as much as they may try.
@trewerd
@trewerd 2 роки тому
You know, Colbert hasn't done that godawful impression in so long that I was legitimately caught off guard and it was the hardest I'd laughed at any of his stuff in a while.
@Justusson
@Justusson 2 роки тому
OMG,.. I saw your comment and sat waiting how it would come up. A bit of a spoiler, but damn, that surprised me,.. 😂
@williamfabrizio
@williamfabrizio 2 роки тому
...and I've never wanted to cry so badly, either. The interchangeability? It's a gut punch with how much support The Orange T still has.
@ivanberdichevsky5679
@ivanberdichevsky5679 2 роки тому
Times are a' changing.
@31emxof
@31emxof 2 роки тому
I REAAALLLLLY hope Putin sees that final clip because I think we all know what an intolerable idiot Putin thought Trump was, but they really are more similar than he can see.
@hmdwgf
@hmdwgf 2 роки тому
Calling Trump an intolerable idiot is an insult to intolerable idiots.
@DragonFae16
@DragonFae16 2 роки тому
I had to clap when Stephen 'Trumped' up Putin. Absolute perfection!
@cryptnick_
@cryptnick_ 2 роки тому
Switzerland here. Yesss!!! ✌🏻🥳
@charlesmartin1121
@charlesmartin1121 2 роки тому
Pray for the Ukrainian fighters--the next few days could be very difficult.
@owenmersk4626
@owenmersk4626 2 роки тому
And Palestinian and Yemeni resistance fighters too!
@debbiebray7064
@debbiebray7064 2 роки тому
I am so proud of the country's standing united against Putins evil regime. My heart breaks for the people of Ukraine And Russian youth tricked into a war they don't agree with.
@owenmersk4626
@owenmersk4626 2 роки тому
And we white people should also unite like this against all the violence directed at Palestinian and Yemeni human beings!
@laugesen18
@laugesen18 2 роки тому
@@owenmersk4626 Europeans unite, when there’s war in Europe
@owenmersk4626
@owenmersk4626 2 роки тому
@@laugesen18 Why don't they unite to end the wars they are funding. I thought they said they were civilized
@laugesen18
@laugesen18 2 роки тому
@@owenmersk4626 they did, but apparently Putin doesn’t care
@owenmersk4626
@owenmersk4626 2 роки тому
@@laugesen18 I'm talking about the wars europeans are funding
@katicabogar24
@katicabogar24 2 роки тому
I think that imitation of the corkscrew was a very dirty message aimed at Russia….or is it just my brain? 🤣 Stephen thanks for keeping us sane
@MrGared22
@MrGared22 2 роки тому
5:00 That felt like the weirdly comforting return of an old friend.
@sealyoness
@sealyoness 2 роки тому
You know you have kicked a financial hornet's nest when abruptly everyone is running to the bank.
@rgwak
@rgwak 2 роки тому
You could say that when Putin came Russian into Ukraine, the rest of the world wasn't Stalin, and they acted SWIFT-ly. I'll show myself the door.
@tracyanne64
@tracyanne64 2 роки тому
Lol! You are on fire! 🔥TrumpPutin was hilarious! 😅😅😅
@jackson857
@jackson857 2 роки тому
4:59 😂😂😂🤣 That caught me so off-guard. Too funny.
@ElBandito
@ElBandito 2 роки тому
When you force Germany to supercharge its rearmament, you know you've done fucked up.
@davidanalyst671
@davidanalyst671 2 роки тому
LETS GO TO STALINGRAD, COMRADES!!!
@justsaying14
@justsaying14 2 роки тому
@@davidanalyst671 Vacations are stalled until further notice.
@jessecrump1424
@jessecrump1424 2 роки тому
When you force the Swiss, famous for their cowardly neutrality, to freeze Russian Swiss bank accounts, you KNOW you done fucked up. I fear my 9 year old sister was right in her prediction that we are nearing WWIII. And funnily enough, when I last saw her on Saturday, the first thing she said was, "We need to bomb Russia". I told her, "So you want us to go to war after we JUST ended the longest war in history?" She simply said, "no." I smiled at that. I'm trying to help raise her to be a liberal Democrat while I'm sure our parents are trying to raise her as a conservative Republican. She already hates Trump and likes Biden so I think I'm winning. Lol
@therealhiesenberg2731
@therealhiesenberg2731 2 роки тому
When you have to issue a vague nuclear threat one week into a ground invasion you thought was going to be a blitzkrieg, you REALLY done fucked up
@jadenquest9544
@jadenquest9544 2 роки тому
@@jessecrump1424 Sounds like your sister will grow up to be a terrifying soldier
@specialpatrolgroup92
@specialpatrolgroup92 2 роки тому
That wasn't a tangerine dream, it was a nectarine nightmare!
@camillecoccagna194
@camillecoccagna194 2 роки тому
😂😂😂😂
@brandym.williams7314
@brandym.williams7314 2 роки тому
I'm grateful World Leaders are sticking together.
@baylinkdashyt
@baylinkdashyt 2 роки тому
I was told we wouldn't have to hear T**** here anymore.
@robleonard6424
@robleonard6424 2 роки тому
STAY STRONG 💪 UKRAINE ‼️ THE WORLD 🌍 IS BEHIND YOU ‼️ 🙏❤️
@benr3799
@benr3799 2 роки тому
Just IMAGINE if we had 45 as president rn….I’d literally be scared for my life. All praise to Ukraine, and all praise to all the competent world leaders working to make sure as many people on Earth get to see at least one more day
@heyheytaytay
@heyheytaytay 2 роки тому
Putin would be in eastern Germany by now if 45 had been re-elected....
@Mat145
@Mat145 2 роки тому
Unless they did him a favour though... /s
@TheDeluche
@TheDeluche 2 роки тому
He’d probably help Russia take over Ukraine. He was already trying to dismantle NATO and withholding aid money to Ukraine.
@mystronghand4038
@mystronghand4038 2 роки тому
tRump would have marched in troops with Russia .. ✌️
@benr3799
@benr3799 2 роки тому
@azotyric I wouldn’t have put it past him. Let’s just hope that we have passed the stupidest point in American political history. If we aren’t careful, we’ll have someone like Ron DeSantis (Florida governor who is responsible for 10,000’s of deaths in my home state, because of his TERRIBLY stupid mask and vaccine policies that he hoped would win 45’s favor) be next in line. STOP WAR STOP STUPIDITY. Vote. And if you would, get DeSantis out of my state.
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 2 роки тому
From a meme that many of my friends have posted to Fbk: “When Switzerland takes a side, you know you done fucked up”
@PrimitiveBaroque
@PrimitiveBaroque 2 роки тому
I'm just really sad at the same time for the Russian citizens going through this crap.
@connectingthedots100
@connectingthedots100 2 роки тому
Stephen and his writers always surpass themselves when facing an attrocity.
@LochNessax3
@LochNessax3 2 роки тому
Honestly, that's the best time to watch Colbert. Each clip lifts you a little more out of the darkness.
@siddbastard
@siddbastard 2 роки тому
yea, you can really feel they don't give a shit about these people in line. They need to top the level of sociopathy every night. it's tough shit.
@connectingthedots100
@connectingthedots100 2 роки тому
@@siddbastard Trying to discredit anybody who criticizes Putin? Sounds familiar. You are an enabler and as such responsible death and destruction in the Ukraine. Exactly like the Germans were in World War ll. Think about it.
@zgidwitz
@zgidwitz 2 роки тому
You know you f’d up if not only Switzerland but also FIFA takes a side against you 😂
@simonfew6509
@simonfew6509 2 роки тому
When FIFA feel brave enough to act, you know that you done f**ked up….
@jessecrump1424
@jessecrump1424 2 роки тому
And UEFA.
@jessecrump1424
@jessecrump1424 2 роки тому
@@simonfew6509 When Switzerland feels brave enough to stand up, pick a side and freeze Russian Swiss bank accounts, you fucked up "bigly" as Trump once said.
@mrcactuar8515
@mrcactuar8515 2 роки тому
its called double standars and being servants of the western elites. Thatsd why they choose to remain "apolitical" only is the US ,NATO or Israel are the ones waging war
@Vlagstaf
@Vlagstaf 2 роки тому
Kuddo for that Putin impersonation. I wasn’t expecting it and I cracked up !
@haydensmith859
@haydensmith859 2 роки тому
YEEEEEEESSS HE BROUGHT BACK THE......voice impression of that guy
@enegmatixerebro
@enegmatixerebro 2 роки тому
Many innocent lives lost men, women and children killed by the monster in question is also being praised by the former monster. Humanity.
@Birdbike719
@Birdbike719 2 роки тому
At a white supremacist rally no less
@jessecrump1424
@jessecrump1424 2 роки тому
And cheered on by practically the entire GQP base at CPAC. Even Marco Rubio is tweeting Condemnation of Putin's invasion and he is a STOUT Trumper. Even the open racist US Senator Tom Cotton of Arkansas has condemned Putin but refused to do the same to Trump. And Cotton is also a staunch Trumper.
@enegmatixerebro
@enegmatixerebro 2 роки тому
@Mr. chicano both.
@scbtripwire
@scbtripwire 2 роки тому
5:01 LOL. This alone was worth it, the whole monologue is pure gold!
@alanpyne896
@alanpyne896 2 роки тому
You know Stephen is serious if he brought back "the impression".
@ThomasProsserZurich
@ThomasProsserZurich 2 роки тому
Hey! Those knives are handy! Greets from Zurich ;-)
@VictoriaAlfredSmythe
@VictoriaAlfredSmythe 2 роки тому
when t**** is sent to solitary they will call him "toad in the hole"
@daniel931016
@daniel931016 2 роки тому
Ukraine deserves everything they need, the Ukrainians are fighting at the front of the free world! 💪💪✊✊
@giannisksanthopoulos4300
@giannisksanthopoulos4300 2 роки тому
and what about all the deaths from ukrainian nazi in Ukraine last 8 years?
@MrPhotodoc
@MrPhotodoc 2 роки тому
True dat.
@daniel931016
@daniel931016 2 роки тому
@@giannisksanthopoulos4300 the president in Ukraine is jewish 😂
@giannisksanthopoulos4300
@giannisksanthopoulos4300 2 роки тому
@@daniel931016 morr0n
@jenkem4464
@jenkem4464 2 роки тому
@@giannisksanthopoulos4300
@olympiaskye2324
@olympiaskye2324 2 роки тому
Gives new meaning to the phrase "They belong together" 👍🏻 ❤️ Thank You for FINALLY taking a side Switzerland! May the heavens look after the brave people of Ukraine and Russia!
@edneddy2
@edneddy2 2 роки тому
This whole incident does raise the big question on what happens when all our credit cards and forms of payment are centralized and something bad happens to them
@fartzinacan
@fartzinacan 2 роки тому
I've been listening to a lot of news coming out of Europe lately. And I keep finding myself interchanging Trump for Putin each time Putins name is mentioned. It continues to be alarming how each are similar.
@TitanDarwin
@TitanDarwin 2 роки тому
Yeah, this whole war basically demystified Putin - everyone thought he was a real life Bond villain, a Machiavellian genius. Turns out he's just another petty bully who just had more experience on the job than some other assholes.
@roni6215
@roni6215 2 роки тому
Except Putin isn't a moron.
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 2 роки тому
I've always called Drumpf Putin's "sheath" for a reason... I mean, based on his mean-spirited (to put it lightly) actions, he doesn't need that big of one, but still.
@jaylu7021
@jaylu7021 2 роки тому
give ur graphics dept a raise lol truptin was epic
@vannshuttleworth4738
@vannshuttleworth4738 2 роки тому
I would so want a t-shirt with the Dalai Lama and that saying! Whomever thought of that one, you are an effing genius!
@garyberger9257
@garyberger9257 2 роки тому
"That is the first time I've ever heard of Europeans being cautious about new positions." 😄😁😆😅🤣😂
@Mercury-Wells
@Mercury-Wells 2 роки тому
Screw Putin
@audeybarrera
@audeybarrera 2 роки тому
The regular people fighting in Ukraine have some balls I hope one day to have
@melanies.6030
@melanies.6030 2 роки тому
So do their grandmas.
@JB-pu8ik
@JB-pu8ik 2 роки тому
The clang of their giant brass balls has been heard around the world. Slava Ulraini!
@moniqm3607
@moniqm3607 2 роки тому
Same
@gnirolnamlerf593
@gnirolnamlerf593 2 роки тому
Audey: Hope for this: that the people of the world have had enough of this kind of behavior among the leaders of the world. Then you won't need balls except to procreate, which is what they were made for.
@jessecrump1424
@jessecrump1424 2 роки тому
The Ukrainian people have the balls most Republicans WISH they had.
@annat4014
@annat4014 2 роки тому
The world is with you Ukraine. You are all in my prayers.✌🏽🇺🇦
@crimsonwolf1982
@crimsonwolf1982 2 роки тому
5:05, giving Putin Trumps hair was the sickest burn I've ever seen. I'm screengrabbing that and setting it as my phone lock screen.
@LorraElizabeth
@LorraElizabeth 2 роки тому
Sending love to all people hurting from this war.
@JKSNsensei
@JKSNsensei 2 роки тому
Getting double monologue feels like I went to an amazing restaurant for a great meal and they offered me free desserts!
@samf.s.7731
@samf.s.7731 2 роки тому
Hope Stephen and the late show crew always double down on this
@irvingkurlinski
@irvingkurlinski 2 роки тому
"We appreciate the words of support, but we need support that wins wars". ~a Ukrainian woman interviewed by Fr-24.
@johnnyonthespot4375
@johnnyonthespot4375 2 роки тому
..... No one seems to want to mention how absolutely upside down & horrific this situation would have been had Drumpf somehow stayed in office. This is a point that historians will consume themselves with & YOU lived through it....barely.
@DG-uh8uv
@DG-uh8uv 2 роки тому
Putin, sounding just like the orange loser, was phenomenal. You have some of the greatest writers ever… although they didn’t actually write the words…but the delivery was incredible.
@pamelabryant7390
@pamelabryant7390 2 роки тому
I stand with Ukraine! ♥️♥️🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸🇺🇸
@VaultWeasel
@VaultWeasel 2 роки тому
The Hairless cat trope on super villainy is actually pretty logical. Since their subterranean lairs have Electronic equipment (ie: Computers, servers, open circuitry and Julian Assange's Solid State Drive), A hairless cat is not only safe around Julian but also less hair to mess with the sensitivity of their military stolen equipment. And since its hairless less people randomly sneezing because of pet dander but the problem persists when the super villain is Lex Luther and applies too much aftershave on his scalp. Also Hairless kitties look more sinister than the owners. Its like bringing your ugly friend to the bar so you can appear better by comparison. Especially if their name is "Bigglesworth."
@Jmixup
@Jmixup 2 роки тому
Bravo to the team on the putin trump mashup lol
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