Or you can make more broadly as "I will send you to god"

"I will make Jesus scream at you for losing 5 rice grains"

@@pangshwufen1668 cursed

I will send you to an Asian. And the Asian will send you to Jesus.

@@I_DunnoFr And then Jesus will send you to God. And then God will yell at you for losing 5 rice grains.

LOL

Now that's a lot of damage.

Erf

EmoHshanul dahmaj? 1:05

Happens all the time when you step on a branch and die😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lol

@@carlsononeil6942 ik

1:9

1:09

1:08

How tf u did that

See? Asian mode so easy we finish in 3 second

Should’ve have gone for the family tree

Copying CalebCity... kinda wierd... ukposts.info/have/v-deo/oqB3pbCni59ztX0.html ukposts.info/have/v-deo/fZqjiHeRqq5pjnk.html

@@firstnamelastname8790 idk who he is but if I did then... idk what u want me to do

1£ likes

wew

976 likes and only 2 Comments Seems very sus to me

Sus…

Anyone explain it pls...

Didn't get the joke. Then again, I'm on Asian difficulty.

The what???

💀

Ay what? 😅🤨

@@TempestGD01 hi

@@Princevegetaaaa hi

And latin american

No its 100% greek.

Or Hispanic Mexican American And many many more

at this point im pretty sure this is just a every where mom thing xD

If your parent said that and your asian run for your life

1:53 let us spam this button for life

With the most Asian weapon of all, the fucking slipper, and it's wood too +50 Damage and 10% Bleed effect

this has to be a great meme format

Lol

Lol

bruh I thought he said: “I have to blow up the sun”

The one that killed me was “Steven when u get so fat”

“i w i l l s e n d y o u t o j e s u s”

“Hi!” “SOCIAL ANXIETY” it the best one hands down

And also, “I will send you to Jesus”

eMOTIONAL DAMAGE

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

No cap

They are cringe imp but ok

Send you to Jesus was pretty damn good but idk why....eMOTIONAL DAAMage....it just wrecks my shit 😂😂😂😂

Except not literally, that's literally not how you use the word literally

Literally?

@@DaveWraptastic how do you know he didn't cry??

Jesus is prophet and messenger of god, plzz don't go too far😭

Ikr

*911: whats your emergency Me: My friend play real life on asian diffiiculty And he Breathed to much 911: Alright But hes just trash so we wont help you

lmao true

Is there a class for this raggityness

The most stupid way to die is in the game.

@@chocolatelover9121 911: Sir your aware this is The purchasing order of. rule 34 premium? (probably cant spell but idc) Them: *Dies of knowing that theres porn of him* (if it.is a lil extreme ehh sure xD

Lol

Ok

part two?

same bro same, i hope if he ever makes a sequel he puts it in

When things were at their very worst: 2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy. Scientists will say it was a global illusion. Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again. After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way. Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet - will seem to rise from the dead - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one. One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist. Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent. "Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out" "The time for the schism in the Church is almost here and you must get prepared now" The Book of Truth

Poster: “failure is not a person it’s an event.” Stevens Dad: You have not yet met my son.

That’s a pretty inspiring quote actually

@@StevenHe facts hahaha... FAAIIILURE

FAILURE

Aunty: you still trying to be da actor Game Asian: unemployed death Steven: *Visible confusion* What Steven thinking: my son is a event 1:15

Imagine Asian dad as a playable character. He’d be way too op

@@StevenHe more like Asian mom

@@StevenHe is that a challenge?

@Keegs WL While one of your foots starts a business, when he was 9 while being 25.

While the other foot starts a business and plants rice

Bruh momento

Were you hit by a leaf?

@@trashcaster Nissan Leaf....maybe...

"laughed too hard"

Is ‘Asian’ On?

"Forgot to breath" "Breathed too much" "Social anxiety" "🐱"

**I W I L L S E N D U T O J E S U S**

@@didiaskdoe71 my favorite

Lol 😂😂

**laughed too hard**

hahahahha

I swear all my older relatives are all exactly like this, trying to up each others stories of "back in the days". lol

*uphill both ways.

Welp. My sister now can say "i go to school during global pandemic and survive"

now when you need to go school in the pandemic : mission objective (survive) Long ago When your mom see her old friend : mission objective (escape and survive)

Killed me to lol

Thanks man!

I'm obsessed

level !!,,,,,,,,,,¡¡¡¡¡¡¡iiiiiiii¡¡¡¡¡¡

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!

2:31 wait

SO DID THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD as they were staring at me through their window

@@StevenHe lol

@@StevenHe No regrets?

@@StevenHe How do you bear that? I could die from social anxiety before turning on my camera. 🤣 🤣 🤣 I don't even use the mirror because there is a guy in it staring at me. 🤣

Lol!

Hi

yuh

Well I guess I have to go find him now

I was here

Yes

same XD

So are you not alive? Just a joke btw

Same at you man I laughed until I die. That was a joke

Eh if u died how did u comment? Jk

@@kennethsantoso2606 how r u commenting then? Jokes

Pov: you have asthma

@@tidianebath7338 Pov: you have a failure breathing system

@@tidianebath7338 true

You need to have Asian skillset to win 🤣

Breath slowly .

hahha right 🤣

Instead he sent him to Jesus hahahahah. The cheat code was actually a hidden uno reverse "code." XD

@@FaalDovah haha

Haha yeah

IT HAPPENDED WHENNI READ THIS

I know I was not expecting that to become a meme

Right, and he's always said it, so it's like y'all late cx

True

@@Phoen1x728 me too

And it has now become unfunny, cuz everyone overuses it

I know, also with his other foot running a business... he's a power lord and he shows it lol

At least now we know Steven's dad is a christian

Yepsir

>

I think the stones on the slippers are Infinity Stones

I was wondering if that was his dad for second

lol right. As an editor, i replayed that transition several times like "hold up, that was smooth".

its high rsmb or dissolve shake i think to connect both shots

Timestamp?

@younis noor good editor

EXACTLY-

And another commenter said otherwise lol

AGREED

Its gonna catch on. Trust me.

It’s 1:53

Amogus

I just read this as he said it lol

LOL

Ohhhyeye

Correction: It's "What the hail" 😆😅

Man Steve. Likes to die

"Failure meow"

i also travelled over the high mountains under the water for this gem 😂

Same here

I knew before it became a trend

@@5angel778 same

far and wide? nigga you just had to type emotional damage...

Iza Chinese accent but who tf cares when their not Asian

Sounds like somebody who kill you with emotinal damage

@@killional6424 I'm Asian and I don't fucking care how others refer to accents. Stop being so overly sensitive and taking offense on behalf of others.

I've been quoting it every day.

Me when I find strong players: aghh

Thank you I couldn't see watch hear listen but now I can't even type so my non existent friend types this

@Afaaf Hariri he juz wnt to highlight it

Thanks for typing it down🤦🏻‍♂️ very informative

No you know how tf did he get that many likes from that comment

@@ronika9513aybe because its funny if you don't like it then get offline

Emotional damage is stronger than the belt

WHATA HAIL

*slams bowl oh floor* EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

On*

@@ilovealastorfromhazbinhotellol

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Not the funniest the most cruel 😂

It's very funny, I agree😂🤣🤣

Ya that's true 😆😆😆😆😂😂😂

It is because I've been laughing at the same line for the last 4 hours

if stevens dad was a spy

oh ur pfp is from bill wurtz video titled "hi, i'm steve" cool

He was always better at being a FAILURE.

That's not even legal

_"Emotional damage"_ hahahahahaha ^^

Hmm, first comment comment

Your 2nd like💀

3rd!

is dificult

E

Achievement asian+ Get A++ on ur exam

You mean to say I can beat Asian mode as a Caucasian? Epic

@@fenastra yeah, minute rice is minute rice no matter the race.

@@mq-r3apz291 *S++*

You’re on a fookin’ hit list, sending my best men towards your location now

HAHAAHHAHAAH

Breathe too much,logic

yep even thr pro asain gamers complained since when they beat the final boss..... *they died for existing too long*

@@StevenHe the games I play ok I only lost a leg an arm got miner brain damage and got shot in the head but at least I didn’t get heart damage Asian games emergency i touched my head to hard it’s about a fall off

@@StevenHe the cat: wh- .... ok ima just pretend i didnt see anything

That’s called asserting your dominance.

@@leonardorolingstella8554 Oh? I thought the only way you can assert your dominance is by T-posing.

@@coolstylebro2814 that's asserting your dominance using your body. I'm talking about asserting your dominance verbally.

same day delivery?

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/nYVzrJCtjoB2w4E.html

haha lol

thank you for repeating what was in the video.

Emotional damage is a very common thing for me, simply being called weak makes me slip into depression. I wouldn’t rag doll tho 🤣😂

@@ghostoutcry weak...... any emotional damage yet? tbh im even worse than you if i get called a kid or that ive gone fat or dumb i get sent to the after life

kiIiik

Worked tho

INR

Player? Don't you mean Stevens dad

◀️🔽▶️🔼 X B A Y Woopsieee

Well *Squid Game moment*

Reminds me of the opposite of the jokes about a game journalist difficulty being needed because easy mode is too hard for them.

@@NicolasClark7732 true

Nah this difficulty is too easy

Finnaly something to counter that chinese or asian guy being unstoppable

It reminds of South Park game from a few years back 💀

Exactly my thought

Thank You! I was waiting for someone to say it 😂

more accurate "wtf happened to my human pet".

The cat was like “this human is more dumb than me

🤣

Hope you're doing better man.

@@aweeb7029 I’m a girl, but thank you. 😊

@@mallyO Practice makes perfect. You can also talk to a therapist

I play Dark Souls, Bloodborne, I even finished Sekiro (*flex*) but voluntarily dealing with my social anxiety? No thanks, I'm not a frickin' masochist up in here...

Lmao

Not better than Caleb city.

I was thinking the exact same thing

@@Ben-dd6ev you're gonna have to link which episode cuz I'm not sure what you're on about

@@malakai_adam weak knees

On the atomic level we don't actually touch anything. So steven's dad is actually hovering on air, so he's all good.

@@BasedBonobo yea that why officer i didn't punch that ki-

"So I* have chosen death" you mean

Yessir

Steven's dad is probably the only person who ever stood on air, back when physics werent invented

HAHAHAHAH

@@StevenHe did you just buy a control for this video? Or is Stevens dad into video games.

You know why controller was not on because it is a pre recorded footage of his dad playing when physics wasn't invented yet.

@@jackbrown3193 p sure he has a ps4

Its that asian power bro.

Same 😂😂

same, I die from social anxiety all the time

me too bruh

For those with soical anxiety just dont say anything werid and let the conversation flow ez

Same

We get it, you were watching him before the meme came out. So was I.

1:53 *I will send you to Jesus*

he was at 1 million just a few days ago and now because of the viral meme he has reached over 3 million so quickly!!

Nah it's rude to just came for that I watched whole video

We get it u subbed since last year. Us too ma guy

Yepp

It is the forbidden attack

Ooh you changed your pfp recently why hello there, son of UKposts

Change your pfp back to the original one

@@confuseduck3045 yeah

Hello some guy without a mustache

E grat.

I'll send you to Jesus didn't get recognised :(

@@arnavjain. sadly

no its cringe and overused

@@autako02 get use to it you clicked on this video and you know what you're getting into