Why Ghosts Don't Haunt Asians

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Steven He

Steven He

3 роки тому

Welcome our new member of the family, Beijing corn the ghost cat.
I will be hanging out with you guys a lot more on the Steven He Live second channel, come join us.
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@theodorebear6714
@theodorebear6714 3 роки тому
1:46 "You make my son look like Elon Musk." *That was a joke.*
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 роки тому
HAHAHAHAHA
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 роки тому
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@kiryu2360
@kiryu2360 3 роки тому
@@StevenHe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@quackduck3567
@quackduck3567 3 роки тому
Lmao
@mbrachi4933
@mbrachi4933 3 роки тому
Yes
@aniruddhasholla6121
@aniruddhasholla6121 3 роки тому
"The only thing scary about you is your unemployment". Typical Asian dad
@o0Avalon0o
@o0Avalon0o 3 роки тому
My soul yeeted
@NicoBlack69
@NicoBlack69 3 роки тому
Read it as he said it.
@Amanrajput-nn3yr
@Amanrajput-nn3yr 3 роки тому
Perfect
@Joshua_N-A
@Joshua_N-A 3 роки тому
Dad: want some money? Go earn yourself. I mean not every Asian is loaded.
@outogetyougotyou5250
@outogetyougotyou5250 3 роки тому
It can't just be me, he sounds exactly like Uncle Roger?
@tc2241
@tc2241 3 роки тому
That’s why Japanese ghosts are so terrifying, they had to step up their game up with all of that sass
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 3 роки тому
Yes! I saw the title and thought, "but asian ghost stories are the scariest", but now it makes sense why that is.
@jacobcarroll2624
@jacobcarroll2624 3 роки тому
@@beetlehatches2100 and another one also one for you
@justicereeves-batts2423
@justicereeves-batts2423 3 роки тому
Ghost of Tsushima
@hanhan9907
@hanhan9907 3 роки тому
Malays ghost are terrifying too😀 if u dont know , i suggest u to search this " pocong " this is the most terrifying for me😂 and these, "toyol" , " pontianak", "penanggal"..😂 im just suggesting. ✌🏻😁
@iaincowell9747
@iaincowell9747 3 роки тому
@@hanhan9907 None of those are scary.
@KevinVenturePhilippines
@KevinVenturePhilippines 7 місяців тому
"Where the hell were you last Halloween??" 🤣
@MikeNoob101
@MikeNoob101 8 місяців тому
That ghost took 1000 years of emotional damage
@mochi1i794
@mochi1i794 3 роки тому
*is insulting it* *realizes it’s a cat* *proceeds to treat it better than his own son*
@auatom-
@auatom- 3 роки тому
Standard.
@trianna_phoenix9013
@trianna_phoenix9013 3 роки тому
Well, what else are you supposed to fo
@liquidtunes
@liquidtunes 3 роки тому
That was a great comedic turn.
@ohmygodbecky6829
@ohmygodbecky6829 3 роки тому
“This is my pet ghost cat named Beijing Corn. The cat came with the name.”
@Xerathiel
@Xerathiel 3 роки тому
Why would you hold a cat to human standards?
@sienashawver6511
@sienashawver6511 3 роки тому
“Are you a cat” “What happened you run out of lives”😂😂😂😂😂
@WhoSays8
@WhoSays8 3 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣
@rutvisheta965
@rutvisheta965 3 роки тому
😂😂
@pascalmsuyajr.7980
@pascalmsuyajr.7980 3 роки тому
😂😂😂
@charizardsniper5064
@charizardsniper5064 3 роки тому
Hahaha that part was freaking gold duuuude 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@apolloniakageaki1711
@apolloniakageaki1711 3 роки тому
Ikr hahahahaha xDD
@tailsoluv
@tailsoluv 9 місяців тому
I really like how, since the can kept getting pushed onto the floor, he ascertained it was a cat and decided it should stay.
@s1147r
@s1147r 3 місяці тому
2:32 "What happened?! You ran out of lives?!" 😂
@calistajudd1932
@calistajudd1932 2 роки тому
"why the hell it so cold, who are you my ex girlfriend?" literal chills
@Crystal_Venom_The_Wolf
@Crystal_Venom_The_Wolf 2 роки тому
BAHAHAHAHHA
@DMXIII
@DMXIII 2 роки тому
Hahahhahahahah savage
@MrSasukeSusanoo
@MrSasukeSusanoo 2 роки тому
It got as cold as her heart
@shoestheshoebandit5702
@shoestheshoebandit5702 2 роки тому
Would not want to meet must e as cold as ice
@ragingpros3755
@ragingpros3755 2 роки тому
Burn
@Reaper74928
@Reaper74928 2 роки тому
“Only thing scary about you is your unemployment” had me dead
@balasubramanyatandur1837
@balasubramanyatandur1837 2 роки тому
Lmao 😂😂😂
@ml07
@ml07 2 роки тому
That cracks me up every darn time! 🤣
@clover6679
@clover6679 2 роки тому
HAHAHAHA
@himurahaibara1459
@himurahaibara1459 2 роки тому
Made me think.... does that mean i'm scarier than a ghost?
@statikquote9265
@statikquote9265 2 роки тому
Yeah me 2
@imnobodyatall
@imnobodyatall 5 місяців тому
I’d love to see a horror movie like Nightmare on Elm Street where it’s nothing but Steven as this character just roasting Freddy Kruger for 2 hours. lol!
@maxinenall9950
@maxinenall9950 7 місяців тому
Thank you for inviting ghost cat to stay with you 🥰 they have trouble finding places to call home 😂
@AndWhatIsThisNow
@AndWhatIsThisNow 3 роки тому
"I didn't know you were a cat, I thought you were just stupid." That's everything.
@evelynmeckley633
@evelynmeckley633 3 роки тому
I wish I could get away with being a cat
@o0Avalon0o
@o0Avalon0o 3 роки тому
It went from funny to wholesome.
@ayubkhan2689
@ayubkhan2689 3 роки тому
@@o0Avalon0o I know right. but did that mean he called cats stupid? I hope that was a joke. if he actually called cats stupid then that is sad because there have been cats that have took bullets for their owners so ya.
@emmalion1976
@emmalion1976 3 роки тому
@@ayubkhan2689 no he says the ghost is stupid until he realized it's a cat ghost so he respects it now
@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix
@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix 3 роки тому
@@ayubkhan2689 It means that cats are (fairly) objectively not as smart as the average human
@johnmark3450
@johnmark3450 3 роки тому
"The only thing scary about you is your unemployment" Ghost: "Bruh..."
@abdot604
@abdot604 3 роки тому
i felt that poor ghost
@Ghost-nj7nj
@Ghost-nj7nj 3 роки тому
Bruh
@tacet21
@tacet21 3 роки тому
😂
@0lkjhgfdsatyubvnAL0
@0lkjhgfdsatyubvnAL0 3 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/oWSJYa9_eGyhx5c.html
@pinkcherry9695
@pinkcherry9695 3 роки тому
I DIED AT THAT PART 😭😭😭😭
@rondyreeves4772
@rondyreeves4772 7 місяців тому
Dude, this video made me laugh the hardest laugh that I have had in a long, long time, and man - I needed it. Thanks for the laughs!
@Auroramyth
@Auroramyth 2 місяці тому
“Are you a cat?” This got me laughing so hard
@andreapunsalan8078
@andreapunsalan8078 3 роки тому
"The only thing scary about you is your unemployment!" i felt that
@donrekter2603
@donrekter2603 3 роки тому
literally 0 replies dude
@donrekter2603
@donrekter2603 3 роки тому
literally 1 reply dude
@donrekter2603
@donrekter2603 3 роки тому
literally 2 replies dude
@kevinpeng8295
@kevinpeng8295 3 роки тому
:/
@gamingjedi52
@gamingjedi52 3 роки тому
Literally 4 replies smh
@tameriz1280
@tameriz1280 3 роки тому
"Only scary thing about you is your unemployment" **Cries**
@Blackspidy619
@Blackspidy619 3 роки тому
So women don't like me cause I'm very scary?
@Blue-pk4ny
@Blue-pk4ny 3 роки тому
@@Blackspidy619 yes
@Yolo_Swagins
@Yolo_Swagins 3 роки тому
Gold line :D
@maryphilip2072
@maryphilip2072 3 роки тому
Ghost does not hunt asian becau se they worship demons
@lubyricabt9639
@lubyricabt9639 3 роки тому
Damn that hits right 😂
@owlhouse53
@owlhouse53 8 місяців тому
Those effects were amazing! 😊
@Led_By_Christ
@Led_By_Christ 7 місяців тому
“Where the hell were you Halloween” Lmao 🤣😂😅 God Bless 🙏🏾
@reinburhythm3215
@reinburhythm3215 3 роки тому
Steven: *aggressively insults ghost* Ghost: *cries and telepathically drops can at same time*
@zekkorinnocake3955
@zekkorinnocake3955 3 роки тому
Uncle Roger cousin . Instead of mad at cooking fried rice , he was mad about ghost turning on his electricity .
@vluxz5528
@vluxz5528 3 роки тому
@The_Cookie_Dragon i had a seizure reading that bruh
@pikachuwithagun1708
@pikachuwithagun1708 3 роки тому
I would think he's crazy lol if i was a ghost, all ghost will be scared to go near him
@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770
@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 3 роки тому
*telekinetically Telepathy is mental manipulation. Telekinesis is interacting with the environment with no physical means.
@pikachuwithagun1708
@pikachuwithagun1708 3 роки тому
@@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 :v
@undefying8011
@undefying8011 2 роки тому
"The only thing scary about you is unemployment" I'm not dying, I'm dead.
@randomnessblank9680
@randomnessblank9680 2 роки тому
Double Dead. Dead to the power of 2-
@leyknow2453
@leyknow2453 2 роки тому
I CANT 😭
@namastenadine6690
@namastenadine6690 2 роки тому
😂😂😂🤣🤣
@TheBladeOfTheVoid
@TheBladeOfTheVoid 2 роки тому
Are you haunting this man?
@meanicri
@meanicri 2 роки тому
Literally
@orange_cat
@orange_cat 4 місяці тому
The string on the can really made it for me. Subscribed.
@DustSans150
@DustSans150 8 місяців тому
"I smell bitch in here" got me dying!
@hungrymeat3578
@hungrymeat3578 3 роки тому
I felt when he said: "the only thing scary about you is your unemployment"
@CatololOSU
@CatololOSU 3 роки тому
first
@noobnation2
@noobnation2 3 роки тому
the ghost be like do u know who raised you :Asian be like idk :ghost I’m ur mom how dare u
@redlinx5520
@redlinx5520 3 роки тому
Kinda stole this comment bud
@thehunterhog1701
@thehunterhog1701 3 роки тому
@@redlinx5520 any askers?
@amin0es632
@amin0es632 3 роки тому
Idk why but I feel the same too
@SunnyKhuranaViolin
@SunnyKhuranaViolin 3 роки тому
I like how he didn't even try to hide the string.
@Toxin_Globe
@Toxin_Globe 3 роки тому
I was gonna type that lol
@uravu.
@uravu. 3 роки тому
@@Toxin_Globe bro same
@iight-speedff9284
@iight-speedff9284 3 роки тому
@@uravu. same bro
@ghostazamo8405
@ghostazamo8405 3 роки тому
Asian production have to look fake, we no have the funding. *asian accent*
@r3dsir130
@r3dsir130 3 роки тому
Plot twist: the ghost was using the string
@SmellyMellyization
@SmellyMellyization 7 місяців тому
This was hilarious! I like how at the end he was really sweet with the cat ghost.
@JF-oj6zf
@JF-oj6zf 3 місяці тому
Omg, came across your channel a few days ago, can't stop watching!🤣🤣🤣
@imissmybed3469
@imissmybed3469 3 роки тому
“yu stoooopid” “y u so cold? r u my ex-girlfriend” I can’t with this guy.
@mrsbigmamayas3765
@mrsbigmamayas3765 3 роки тому
😆😆😆😆
@ainzsama1565
@ainzsama1565 3 роки тому
What happened to your bed?
@captainjacksparrow5771
@captainjacksparrow5771 3 роки тому
Attention attention saita,s bed went missing
@SaltyShomudro
@SaltyShomudro 3 роки тому
The thief must've failed to commit suicide once so he tried doing it again by stealing saitama's bed
@n_0094
@n_0094 3 роки тому
Wonder what he did to his ex.
@Kei-xc5jf
@Kei-xc5jf 3 роки тому
“You’re such a failure” Ghost who is doing their best to scare him: 🥺
@Fransiska_234
@Fransiska_234 3 роки тому
THAT LOT OF DAMAGE
3 роки тому
😂😂😂😂
@michealdrake3421
@michealdrake3421 7 місяців тому
"Oh, sorry, I didn't know you were a cat, I thought you were just stupid."
@terrihannigan-xx1io
@terrihannigan-xx1io 8 місяців тому
Omg !! This is my favorite video of all time. I love the cat part. I absolutely love this guy.
@Alice-ku7ju
@Alice-ku7ju 3 роки тому
“You’re such a failure, you make my son look like Elon Musk.” *Same*
@temakong5943
@temakong5943 3 роки тому
My Asian parent motto to me
@naipsiefilderussatser4067
@naipsiefilderussatser4067 3 роки тому
@@student7960 *cough* brace yourself mate you boutta get hit with hate XD
@naipsiefilderussatser4067
@naipsiefilderussatser4067 3 роки тому
@@student7960 cause this isn't reddit dude
@student7960
@student7960 3 роки тому
@@naipsiefilderussatser4067 Better?
@fortnite-kq7ok
@fortnite-kq7ok 3 роки тому
@@student7960 what did u do
@norkritt5035
@norkritt5035 3 роки тому
I like how the string was just sitting there
@ProdLvnden
@ProdLvnden 3 роки тому
What string, I don't see no string.
@josuemartinez4376
@josuemartinez4376 3 роки тому
@@ProdLvnden :054
@monkeygaming4837
@monkeygaming4837 3 роки тому
@@ProdLvnden watch it again
@user-dg9ol1sx2t
@user-dg9ol1sx2t 3 роки тому
what string?
@zayspov181
@zayspov181 3 роки тому
What string?? R u ok?
@larnusiakoutsofrigas6115
@larnusiakoutsofrigas6115 3 місяці тому
Steven He, you are hilarious, I am in stitches. I could laugh at you all day. thank you so much from Australia!!!
@kathymchenry2208
@kathymchenry2208 3 місяці тому
Thank you . Subscribed now. Love your comedy and your special effects
@laviellie
@laviellie 2 роки тому
*“What are you? Are you a cat?”* *“Oh, so, you are a cat. What happenned? You ran out of lives?”*
@darkplaguer4338
@darkplaguer4338 2 роки тому
yea in asian culture we belive that cats have like 9 lives
@heathjake25
@heathjake25 2 роки тому
@@darkplaguer4338 everyone says that even if they don’t believe it.
@clover6679
@clover6679 2 роки тому
hahaha
@acidvat3052
@acidvat3052 2 роки тому
@@heathjake25 😂😂
@neoelva1973
@neoelva1973 2 роки тому
I see the string pushing it
@_samn.nonyuh
@_samn.nonyuh 3 роки тому
Father Steven: "ONLY THING SCARY ABOUT YOU IS YOUR UNEMPLOYMENT!!!" Ghost: *i hurt*
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 роки тому
Hahaha
@Justthemna
@Justthemna 3 роки тому
LOLLLL
@name-lb3dg
@name-lb3dg 3 роки тому
xD
@Justthemna
@Justthemna 3 роки тому
Hmm so that’s why random things stopped happening in my house (im Asian)
@_samn.nonyuh
@_samn.nonyuh 3 роки тому
@@Justthemna HA!
@David2073
@David2073 4 місяці тому
He doesn't try to hide the string, unlike other fake "viral" wizards that say "this ain't string, this be magic"
@mynameisworld
@mynameisworld Місяць тому
I wouldn't be surprised if this video turns up in one of those "Is it a ghost or is it all an elaborate hoax? You decide!" videos.
@adi.ot7
@adi.ot7 8 місяців тому
The end was so wholesome 🤧
@tefikarthik84
@tefikarthik84 3 роки тому
“The only scary thing about you is your unemployment” I-i- I felt that. Right here 👉💔
@marko.rankovic
@marko.rankovic 3 роки тому
Yeah same, although next month I'm out of unemployment, contract is already signed :)
@tobyanderson8360
@tobyanderson8360 3 роки тому
Lmao I died right there😹🤣🤣🤣
@pizzaisminenoucanthaveit.2149
@pizzaisminenoucanthaveit.2149 3 роки тому
Died
@tefikarthik84
@tefikarthik84 3 роки тому
@@marko.rankovic congrats! 🥲
@sakubami
@sakubami 3 роки тому
lmfaooi
@megancurtiss1158
@megancurtiss1158 3 роки тому
"the only thing scary about you is your unemployment" my parents are going to copyright this saying.
@devin9029
@devin9029 3 роки тому
Lol
@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776
@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 3 роки тому
Your parents are scared of you?
@dezs.5202
@dezs.5202 3 роки тому
Lol mine too
@otakumasta6200
@otakumasta6200 3 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣
@Zorgdub
@Zorgdub 6 місяців тому
That was such an unexpected and heart-warming ending.
@anagram8
@anagram8 5 місяців тому
Sun you are hilarious! I thought I was the only one that would talk mad ish and fuss at the ghosts. It works too. Keep up the funny videos.
@shadow-zayden8104
@shadow-zayden8104 2 роки тому
"I'm sorry I didn't know you were cat I thought you were just stupid" this is the funniest part
@vincent_hall
@vincent_hall 2 роки тому
Can I be a cat in my next life? Lazy, rude and entitled, still respected, even by Asian parents.
@gamergodofjustice
@gamergodofjustice 2 роки тому
:I I love my cats I'd be head over heels for a ghost cat but I'd definitely have to deal with my stuff getting knocked down
@scourge1560
@scourge1560 2 роки тому
Right after I read this you said that it made it so much funnier oh my God
@zack_plays7063
@zack_plays7063 2 роки тому
@@vincent_hall but if you want to be a ghost cat its gonna take 9 tries
@humbledtrader2688
@humbledtrader2688 2 роки тому
Lols
@supernova11711
@supernova11711 3 роки тому
“Okay, I didn’t know you were a cat, I just thought you were stupid”. LOLLLL!!!! “You can stay here with me, we make friends” 😂
@StephanieGravalese
@StephanieGravalese 3 роки тому
This was my favorite part! How he totally changed his tone. ♥️😸
@otbaht
@otbaht 3 роки тому
Well it will catch the ghost mice and such so that has to count for something.
@josephperez2004
@josephperez2004 3 роки тому
Ghost pets are pretty awesome. They last longer than living pets. -looks to pets in my room- I made myself sad.
@user-yn6gd4xx8s
@user-yn6gd4xx8s 8 місяців тому
i love the way they talk
@sarahramsey9728
@sarahramsey9728 8 місяців тому
Bro i love that with the can falling, you can see the string being pulled lol 😆
@Kanin_is.Beri_Good
@Kanin_is.Beri_Good 3 роки тому
Asians: I slap Ghost out of you *YOU FAILURE!* Ghost: *cries*
@isaiahjohnson9905
@isaiahjohnson9905 3 роки тому
🤣
@isaiahjohnson9905
@isaiahjohnson9905 3 роки тому
"OooOOoOoo"😱😰"OOOOoooOoOOooo"😱😢"uooOoooOoOOOoo!(uccu uuoouuu)"👻😭
@desiredzen54
@desiredzen54 3 роки тому
plot twist : you cant hit a ghost
@sentane8031
@sentane8031 3 роки тому
also ghost: * respawns *
@MrWeebs-gc2jj
@MrWeebs-gc2jj 3 роки тому
Pfp sauce?
@cyrilramayrat9861
@cyrilramayrat9861 2 роки тому
"You're a cat? What happened you ran out of lives?" Omfg😂😂
@navymed3
@navymed3 2 роки тому
Lmfao at that one
@benkenobi6582
@benkenobi6582 2 роки тому
He clearly said “you run of of rives” hahahaha
@nooooooooooooooooooooooooo7895
@nooooooooooooooooooooooooo7895 2 роки тому
I think he mean that old people say that a cat have 9 lives
@barrickfischer
@barrickfischer 2 роки тому
That banter is a "catty" one
@mason7645
@mason7645 2 роки тому
He's so sweet when he realized that ghost is a cat 😹
@InneNath
@InneNath 12 днів тому
Bro, I love your videos
@pricklypear7934
@pricklypear7934 7 місяців тому
Great skit! Loved it.
@user-bq3nz9lj2k
@user-bq3nz9lj2k 3 роки тому
"You're such a failure you make my son Look like Elon Musk.." Forgive me father
@danijelandroid
@danijelandroid 3 роки тому
1:45 Now I got the joke. Is the son the cameraman or is the cameraman his wife? He indirectly called his son stupid. Edit: it's his wife. I hear her giggle. 1:50
@liquidtunes
@liquidtunes 3 роки тому
I laughed so much at that one that I started coughing.
@rainfall1085
@rainfall1085 3 роки тому
"We don't believe in ghosts, they're not profitable."
@Eiighttttt
@Eiighttttt 3 роки тому
Oh *me being a ghost* I be sad now :c
@maryrosegonzales132
@maryrosegonzales132 3 роки тому
*As an Asian yes that is true*
@iammarauder5418
@iammarauder5418 3 роки тому
Medium left the chat
@freyagaia8344
@freyagaia8344 3 роки тому
We hunt them???? Lmao 😂 Elder's saying
@BodohYono
@BodohYono 3 роки тому
You wrong, once a week, they give food to spirit, burn a stick, hope it will bring fortune. Even rich people in singapore do that
@mariehernandez5878
@mariehernandez5878 7 місяців тому
This brought me joy😊
@75blackviking
@75blackviking 7 місяців тому
Steven makes comedy gold. Damn funny!
@ACursedDemon
@ACursedDemon 3 роки тому
"Ghosts don't haunt Asians, Asians haunt them" "Where's your proof?" Proof:
@hanax1860
@hanax1860 3 роки тому
Well if you really live in Asia, there is ghosts😂
@PeacePlease-em9zo
@PeacePlease-em9zo 3 роки тому
Trinidad is full of those damn jinns! Don't you have somewhere to be lol
@angeliemaguinda
@angeliemaguinda 3 роки тому
@@hanax1860 yeps that iq definitely true hahaha... In the place i live there are definitely spirits that almost gave me a heart attack more times than i can count (since I'm more sensitive to them) Ps. From the Philippines yo!
@nararyakhairandrarisqullah9086
@nararyakhairandrarisqullah9086 3 роки тому
Asian's ghosts more scared than Europe or America's ghosts😉👍🏻
@ane6183
@ane6183 3 роки тому
@@angeliemaguinda and is there a way to drive them away?
@gyong7808
@gyong7808 2 роки тому
100% accurate. My Chinese grandma said she was repeatedly woken up by a 'ghost', and instead of being frightened she shouted at it and threatened it with a frying pan for being a nuisance. She said it never come back
@aaronbrans7278
@aaronbrans7278 2 роки тому
Way to go gammy
@ninjaartist1235
@ninjaartist1235 2 роки тому
Your grandma sounds awesome
@box_guy
@box_guy 2 роки тому
Lol now buy her a crucifix and holy water for the ultimate tripo
@theoz-zone7470
@theoz-zone7470 2 роки тому
Legendary.
@theteaperson1998
@theteaperson1998 2 роки тому
Yep my grandma says that ghosts live in our house, though instead of scaring people they just play small pranks like turning off the light etc.
@Ankan111
@Ankan111 9 місяців тому
"The one thing scary about you is your unemployment 😅💀"
@ishouldhavebeenasleep3hourago
@ishouldhavebeenasleep3hourago 7 місяців тому
The cat name is Beijing Corng and he is proud. Lol 😂
@mycereal
@mycereal 2 роки тому
"Why ghosts dont haunt asians" Meanwhile: Asia having laws for spirits
@WilliamFuckingButcher
@WilliamFuckingButcher 2 роки тому
*levitating intensifies*
@frielleainsworth71
@frielleainsworth71 2 роки тому
*Exorcism Intensifies*
@BayernSupremacy
@BayernSupremacy 2 роки тому
*Soviet Anthem Intensifies*
@ivanlol7153
@ivanlol7153 2 роки тому
@@BayernSupremacy UNITED FOREVER WITH FRIENDSHIP AND LABOUR
@afriendlycampfire260
@afriendlycampfire260 2 роки тому
*Reliougious belief intensives*
@cripplingdepression3061
@cripplingdepression3061 3 роки тому
"Why ghost don't haunt asians" Me, an asian who got B in a blood test: "We fear someting else"
@JohnDoe-xx7kc
@JohnDoe-xx7kc 3 роки тому
Explain please I don't understand edit: please stop replying i get it already
@WingMaster562
@WingMaster562 3 роки тому
@@JohnDoe-xx7kc think of the asian stereotype of having "it's A grade or nothing" standard. An A is usually 85% and above grade, may vary depending on your country's education system. Having any other grade can bring dishonru to your famiru.
@bijeerani
@bijeerani 3 роки тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂 u got me good... I remember getting an O on a blood test and being scared to go home.
@jediknightnamek
@jediknightnamek 3 роки тому
My condolences to the Asians with a negative Rh factor. No matter your blood group, you will always come up short in life for your parents.
@ojie285
@ojie285 3 роки тому
lmao why did I think that it was a bee joke
@RebelAngelMedia
@RebelAngelMedia 7 місяців тому
😂 love this one
@heffo67
@heffo67 4 місяці тому
The special effects budget must have run into the $1.79s 😂 Very funny, thanks!
@abdlhmdx
@abdlhmdx 3 роки тому
**Dad doesn’t want ghost cat** **Family goes and gets ghost cat anyways** *Dad and ghost cat:*
@novarangerx6441
@novarangerx6441 3 роки тому
Walks in the door with cat, Father: “Oh what da hell.”
@prakash4737
@prakash4737 3 роки тому
@@novarangerx6441 I heard that what da helll while reading ur comment lmao
@SimplyComi
@SimplyComi 3 роки тому
Dabi did your dad do any of these things
@aku3119
@aku3119 3 роки тому
@@prakash4737 Me too
@ItzaMystri
@ItzaMystri 3 роки тому
What a great comment
@libros7414
@libros7414 3 роки тому
Alternative Title: why Asians haunt ghosts
@telfargoldbeared6735
@telfargoldbeared6735 2 роки тому
That works only in nsoviet russia and commie china xD
@MissNatalie55555
@MissNatalie55555 8 місяців тому
I wasn’t even looking for this. Oh my god lol 😂
@OllieRalph
@OllieRalph 7 місяців тому
How is he so good at making me laugh😂😂😂
@truevine336
@truevine336 3 роки тому
I like how he's insulting a bed sheet.
@Greyishly
@Greyishly 3 роки тому
LMAO
@loganw3185
@loganw3185 3 роки тому
Wait what do you mean that’s a ghost
@leonardcalumpangorigin4380
@leonardcalumpangorigin4380 3 роки тому
@@loganw3185 yeah it's a ghost 😏.
@probablyjael
@probablyjael 3 роки тому
it a ghost
@shadyshrimp4169
@shadyshrimp4169 3 роки тому
Lmao
@sharjeelazeem2753
@sharjeelazeem2753 3 роки тому
In the USA: ghosts haunt people In Soviet Russia: people haunt ghosts In Africa: people use ghosts against other people In Asia: ghosts get existential crises after getting a 2 hour lecture from some random disappointed person
@thequeertelope7941
@thequeertelope7941 3 роки тому
can confirm. i'm russian and i was just the actor in a ghost movie. i played the human. it was a hit horror film among the ghosts
@siserecster
@siserecster 3 роки тому
The career of the ghosts got suck :(
@jbach2002
@jbach2002 3 роки тому
I’m American, my ghost is named Timmy. He’s haunted us for nearly 10 years now.
@acexone7290
@acexone7290 3 роки тому
😂
@greenlord9103
@greenlord9103 3 роки тому
Im an Asian, the ghosts in our village are homeless, they didn't get paid cuz they can't do their job well.
@zatannaomg923
@zatannaomg923 7 місяців тому
"i didnt know you were a cat, i thought you were just stoopid" got me dieing 💀💀💀
@jenniferbreaux7385
@jenniferbreaux7385 6 місяців тому
Brilliant. Tears of laughter running down my face.
@ax-ig6tn
@ax-ig6tn 2 роки тому
“Oh you’re a cat?” “What happened you run out of lives” This killed me 💀
@singleplayermoments
@singleplayermoments 2 роки тому
The cat is a FAILURE.
@rommelibea2869
@rommelibea2869 2 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣
@tetsushinjou6456
@tetsushinjou6456 2 роки тому
Killed the ghost too 😂
@SamIsPog
@SamIsPog 2 роки тому
@@singleplayermoments cant belive it was a failure in all the 9 lives
@LilianaKali
@LilianaKali 2 роки тому
@@SamIsPog Now that's a lot of damage...EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
@chingqy
@chingqy 3 роки тому
Asians: "im not scared of the ghosts" Ghost: "takes rice" Asians: "so you have chosen death again?"
@ignorantethan656
@ignorantethan656 3 роки тому
emphasis on again
@kanexiong3827
@kanexiong3827 3 роки тому
True true😂 dont mess with my rice or noodles
@chingqy
@chingqy 3 роки тому
@@kanexiong3827 ha yea
@perseph0ne1608
@perseph0ne1608 3 роки тому
*“Again”*
@rempuia69
@rempuia69 3 роки тому
"Again" oh no We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you No, I'm never gonna give you up No, I'm never gonna let you down No, I'll never run around and hurt you Never, ever desert you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you No, I'm never gonna give you up No, I'm never gonna let you down No, I'll never run around and hurt you I'll never, ever desert you
@Your_girl_Amelia867
@Your_girl_Amelia867 8 місяців тому
I can’t stop laughing this is so funny omg 😂😂😂
@b07canetecarlossebastienv8
@b07canetecarlossebastienv8 7 місяців тому
Bro is saving the cat until afterlife
@EthelChamomile
@EthelChamomile 3 роки тому
"You make my son look like Elon Musk." Not only did he kill two people in one sentence, he also killed the ghost.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 роки тому
Oooof
@crystallation4249
@crystallation4249 3 роки тому
Even if it's already dead, he still kill that ghost with words
@neiabaraja8040
@neiabaraja8040 3 роки тому
Double Dead
@punysloth4243
@punysloth4243 3 роки тому
I like how literally when I saw this comment it was 666 likes then when I opened the reply it became 671
@melissafeds1344
@melissafeds1344 3 роки тому
I didn't get that joke. We Asians don't praise kids. So...?
@lara_spithfire
@lara_spithfire 3 роки тому
"Only thinG scAry about U is yU uneMploYmEnt" Ghost: * crying * I'm dead, give me a break!
@thequeertelope7941
@thequeertelope7941 3 роки тому
s H O U L D h A v E t h O U g h T o f T hA T bE FOre U DIeed
@resonanceless7026
@resonanceless7026 3 роки тому
But the ghost already dead so what can the ghost get already ?
@purple3722
@purple3722 3 роки тому
@@resonanceless7026 true
@zeishime1832
@zeishime1832 3 роки тому
I red this at the exact moment he said it- nice ✨Coincidence✨
@kathiaking7287
@kathiaking7287 3 роки тому
The best line ever!!
@bigredhawkrunninwolf5034
@bigredhawkrunninwolf5034 7 місяців тому
"You make my son look like Elon Musk." I lost it at dat point.... 😂😅😅😂
@memesNmusic
@memesNmusic 7 місяців тому
It’s funny how everything ends up connected to Beijing Corn
@bouncydachon
@bouncydachon 2 роки тому
I love how once he realizes its a cat he’s suddenly all nice
@Kaczyfunny
@Kaczyfunny 2 роки тому
The best pet. No need for litter or food, but he has a companion.
@labakanurzidil2464
@labakanurzidil2464 2 роки тому
Discworld's Death also likes cats, they see him and like him ...
@zacherobay
@zacherobay 2 роки тому
I saw this as the preview comment... Im sad i was told now 😂
@okami-shaman9548
@okami-shaman9548 2 роки тому
#1, cant argue with a cat, #2 the cats you dont have to be obligated to feed are some of the best cats ( meaning barn cats )
@ebnertra0004
@ebnertra0004 2 роки тому
What a coincidence that the face of Beijing Co'n would find a cat with that very name
@EVERYWHERE_MAN
@EVERYWHERE_MAN 3 роки тому
“Your such a failure you make my son look like Elon Musk”
@williamshing3758
@williamshing3758 3 роки тому
Yes, we watched the same video.
@redlinx5520
@redlinx5520 3 роки тому
@@williamshing3758 🤣
@trollfessor8471
@trollfessor8471 3 роки тому
@@williamshing3758 lmao
@theraindrop
@theraindrop 3 роки тому
@@williamshing3758 911 I'd like to report a murder
@MrDuck2739
@MrDuck2739 3 роки тому
I hate the type of youtube comments that just quotes a line from the video and get like 100 likes
@sallyforth9323
@sallyforth9323 7 місяців тому
He’s hilarious! 😂
@tammypior446
@tammypior446 7 місяців тому
My favorite part: "Where the hell were you Halloween??" Then lists all the stuff he had to buy to decorate😂😂😂
@Anshuhd
@Anshuhd 3 роки тому
"are you a cat" "What happened you run out of lives" Lamo 😂
@_NZTHAN_
@_NZTHAN_ 3 роки тому
LAUGHING ASS MY OFF!!!
@sisuia1515
@sisuia1515 3 роки тому
And the fact that he is being more friendly to a ghost cat 🤣 he must be a cat person ?
@NukeRadius
@NukeRadius 3 роки тому
Lamonede
@Trapqueendekay
@Trapqueendekay 3 роки тому
@@_NZTHAN_ 💀
@abcdefoff3307
@abcdefoff3307 3 роки тому
"The only thing scary about u is ur unemployment." "You a cat? U run out of life?"😂😂😂
@danae5578
@danae5578 3 роки тому
🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀👻
@atlf3357
@atlf3357 3 роки тому
@@danae5578 LMAO PLSSSS NOT THE 9 LIVES 😭
@danae5578
@danae5578 3 роки тому
@@atlf3357 yep all of them.
@Karen-ig6bp
@Karen-ig6bp 7 місяців тому
Im finished! Brilliant!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@darianhendrickson7665
@darianhendrickson7665 8 місяців тому
😂😂 I love how you can see the string on the cans
@gpub1132
@gpub1132 Рік тому
"Only thing scary about you is your unemployment " that killed it for me😂😂
@catreality6248
@catreality6248 Рік тому
🤣🤣🤣my favorite line
@norokodven4768
@norokodven4768 Рік тому
That's the best thing I've heard in a while
@AlreadyRisen
@AlreadyRisen Рік тому
1:29
@ShubhamKumar-tl8bz
@ShubhamKumar-tl8bz Рік тому
Same
@billdoolinofficial
@billdoolinofficial Рік тому
Rest in peace
@debbiedrawsfunny
@debbiedrawsfunny 3 роки тому
“You’re such a failure, you make my son look like Elon Musk”⚰️
@mehdisheriff
@mehdisheriff 3 роки тому
This had me cracking up more than it should have
@warlock479
@warlock479 3 роки тому
I didn't get the joke
@mehdisheriff
@mehdisheriff 3 роки тому
@@warlock479 elon musk is a very successful entrepreneur whereas on this video, Stevens dad is trying to portray him as a failure. The joke is that that kid is such a failure that in contrast to him, Steven looks like Elon musk
@debbiedrawsfunny
@debbiedrawsfunny 3 роки тому
@@warlock479 Let’s just say Elon Musk is one of the richest most successful people of our times and the ghost is so lame and such a failure, it’s making his kid look like he’s Elon Musk
@green4328
@green4328 3 роки тому
💀💀💀😭😭😂😂😂😂
@leximuaune4229
@leximuaune4229 3 місяці тому
I'm hollering 😂 I'm straight hollering 😂 love this
@michellewaite4482
@michellewaite4482 3 місяці тому
The whole cat thing warmed my ♥
@Jily_Stan
@Jily_Stan 2 роки тому
I love how he becomes nice and gentle after realising it was a cat
@savageboy22
@savageboy22 2 роки тому
Well ya who doesn’t like cats besides the failure in the corner we don’t talk to him
@GeneralKeith1
@GeneralKeith1 Рік тому
I don’t like cats. They all try to attack me if I’m around them. It appears that I’m the guy in the corner.
@mr.supersonicultra9131
@mr.supersonicultra9131 Рік тому
@@GeneralKeith1 Stay in the corner peasant
@josephstalin7403
@josephstalin7403 Рік тому
Don't really like cats
@ceresbane
@ceresbane Рік тому
cats are good luck and give good fortune in business. You'd be a failure of an asian to mess with a living good luck charm because a cat that's pissed at you will turn into a sexy lady and take everything you own.
@embeboso8329
@embeboso8329 2 роки тому
the fact that his tone IMMEDIATELY changed to a kinder tone when he realized the ghost was a cat is just indescribable
@hrafnkol1404
@hrafnkol1404 2 роки тому
Indescribable
@labakanurzidil2464
@labakanurzidil2464 2 роки тому
i thought kinder has something to do with kindergarten :D :D :D
@miavika1074
@miavika1074 2 роки тому
Tbh I feel like anyone would act much different to a ghost of a pet than a human in their house
@nanami_akumudeadchannel7115
@nanami_akumudeadchannel7115 2 роки тому
I would honestly do the same thing-
@PETERGRlFFlN
@PETERGRlFFlN 2 роки тому
Wait asians love cats? I thought they make them into dumplings? 😅
@Psych_Major_Blonde
@Psych_Major_Blonde 7 місяців тому
When he broke out of character 😂
@Travis_Stewart5422
@Travis_Stewart5422 7 місяців тому
You should have came back with a Soup pot from the kitchen saying here kitty kitty, and then watch your door open up by itself like the cats leaving.😂😂
@clijster14
@clijster14 3 роки тому
"Why the hell is so cold, who are u my ex girlfriend?" Damn
@evalinachannel
@evalinachannel 3 роки тому
I died
@Hana-ku9dh
@Hana-ku9dh 3 роки тому
I died
@grogu9906
@grogu9906 3 роки тому
I died
@clijster14
@clijster14 3 роки тому
I died
@sleeeepyy_
@sleeeepyy_ 3 роки тому
i died
@vincentjohnflorio
@vincentjohnflorio 3 роки тому
"You don' pay the rent, you gon' be wearing garbage bag next week" That's an amazing ghost joke, the idea that the sheets are not just a choice but fashion they have to afford and opt into
@airotiv7916
@airotiv7916 2 роки тому
LOVED that joke! 💜
@jose.chavarria9309
@jose.chavarria9309 Рік тому
HELL Yeah
@latoyaboyd225
@latoyaboyd225 8 місяців тому
That sheet just got EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!!
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