When Fighting Is Your Relationship’s Default Setting

When Fighting Is Your Relationship’s Default Setting - Colin Jost

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Colin Jost offers up some financial advice, gushes over low-rent university ads and remembers a relationship in which he constantly fought with his girlfriend.
Original airdate: July 26, 2013
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КОМЕНТАРІ: 631

@attractivekiwi4772 3 роки тому

Seeing Colin doing stand up and not weekend update is like seeing your teacher outside of school

@sarahs795 2 роки тому

LITERALLY LMAO when I clicked on this I was like oh yeah I totally forgot he did/does standup

@MaxDly 2 роки тому

No it's better.

@JTG313 2 роки тому

Way more cornier

@chegroovera Рік тому

RIGHT???????!!

@uwakdion5510 Рік тому

Like seeing captain america's son married to black widow on multiverse

@NM-xh9mt 5 років тому

I’m so unsettled at the fact that I can see his entire body and not just his torso and above

@juliodavis3601 3 роки тому

Ikr

@rgncajun21 3 роки тому

Not bad one to look at either

@Raven_Che 3 роки тому

His cute widdle legs 😂

@ravenpandoragray1619 3 роки тому

SAME

@glgl1472 3 роки тому

I'm unsettled that I find him attractive but he's young enough to be my grandson

@missvintagevanity 3 роки тому

He looks like a midwestern candidate for senate.

@scj6693 3 роки тому

no wonder he played Pete Buttigieg on SNL

@spb3931 3 роки тому

@@scj6693 lol he was actually college roommates w him

@kei-jv2ek 3 роки тому

one of the ones kids on tiktok would post fan cams of 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

@buddhavskungfu 2 роки тому

House. Jost isn't creepy enough for the senate

@dianapevtsov 2 роки тому

Hahahaha!

@kt-boundary7924 4 роки тому

his jokes make more sense when u realize he was an economics major in college lol

@terch2882 4 роки тому

At harvard as well, lol

@kenziii5973 4 роки тому

Bet none of his "Harvard" college friends thought for a second he be dating Scarlett Johansson in a few years . lucky bastard 😂🤣

@johndanielson3777 3 роки тому

What are you talking about? He majored in history and literature.

@joshranowsky8083 3 роки тому

He definitely looks like an economics major from Harvard

@haydenlucas2986 3 роки тому

Why do you know this

@abhishetty2637 4 роки тому

These SNL cast members must have some love potion, he's marrying scarlet Johansson, Pete dated Ariana, Jason Sudeikis is married to Olivia Wilde, kenans wife is a super model, Dave mccary is with Emma stone.

@JordanResendizyo 4 роки тому

It's called humor.

@JMarchel 4 роки тому

I totally agree. But Colin Jost is super hot. He had looks and humor

@mewsao 4 роки тому

@@JMarchel and brain, he graduated from Harvard

@Alphacentauri819 4 роки тому

I’ll take a funny man, with emotional intelligence..over super “society-determined” hot and/or rich non-funny guy any day.

@SavvyMuhon 4 роки тому

Pete’s with Kate Beckinsale now

@1jesus2music3duke 5 років тому

“Are you elderly and confused? Let us steal your house!” 😂😂😂😂

@worldwideawesome5874 5 років тому

Nate Jones I read this the moment he said it😂

@sneakysnakey3405 3 роки тому

Same

@robertmoffit4898 3 роки тому

So glad that I am not the only person that sees that as a scam

@joannabratton5941 2 роки тому

The reverse mortgage bit hit way too close to home!

@potatokaiyote 5 років тому

he sounds like Eric Foreman from "That 70s Show"

@ambientacademy 5 років тому

I was just thinking that lol

@lilymfar13 5 років тому

TRUE

@daltonfilho835 4 роки тому

He even kinda looks like him, only a little bulkier

@mikewhite4560 4 роки тому

I loved that show cause I grew up in the 70s.

@midlwestern3237 3 роки тому

👏😂

@johndanielson3777 5 років тому

That haircut makes him look like John Mulaney’s younger brother

@allisonavery7273 3 роки тому

Yas

@SouLofthegroup 3 роки тому

#bruh

@placeholderdoe 3 місяці тому

Francis Mulaney

@stephenh.8336 5 років тому

Didn't realize one of Mitt Romney's sons was doing stand-up comedy.

@pirkkala 5 років тому

You're hilarious, you should try doing it too

@vascodegama5829 5 років тому

Romney jr. Is pretty good

@philthy.basement 5 років тому

Stephen H. 😂🤣😭

@TCt83067695 5 років тому

Daaaaaaaaamn That was savage 😂

@insidecrescent 5 років тому

This comment is funnier than the whole bit

@egorkotkin 4 роки тому

“So I helped her, but, like, from three feet away” - sounds like he was covid-ready long before the outbereak.

@allisonavery7273 3 роки тому

Yas

@kaylabowden3883 3 роки тому

It’s sad that this comment is a year old

@daftbanna7202 2 роки тому

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE

@yt-sh Рік тому

@@kaylabowden3883 It’s sad that this comment is a year old

@JustDoinFlorida 5 років тому

Some people didn’t read the description that says the original air date was 2013.

@vperkv6554 5 років тому

Didnt think anyone had to look it up. Its pretty blantant this is a few yrs old. But this is the Internet where only thee dumbest survive n prosper.

@justinbuergi9867 4 роки тому

I thought it was more like 2008. He looks so young

@Sammstar420 4 роки тому

Thatsssssss why he looks so weird lol

@ivydaitch443 4 роки тому

Just Doin Florida ohhhhh

@annadalessio3793 3 роки тому

he looks like a Kennedy. I don't know a better way to describe it.

@nrw7734 3 роки тому

It’s the broad face, thick hair, and wide, toothy smile

@annadalessio3793 3 роки тому

@@nrw7734 yeah that’s it lol

@liammcgowan6795 3 роки тому

lmao cuz he looks irish

@annadalessio3793 3 роки тому

@@liammcgowan6795 yeah that’s a lot of it

@rrrrrfffff 3 роки тому

@@annadalessio3793 your pfp is very unsettling

@jusbertmeza4424 5 років тому

Colin has legs? I thought they had a puppeteer for the weekend update hosts?

@jeremybrown9824 4 роки тому

And what nice legs they are!!!

@stick-itproductions.3307 4 роки тому

Why do you think he's always sitting so upright?

@ithinknooneshome2451 5 років тому

Colin is out here dressed like Mr.Krabs

@jasminemarie5431 5 років тому

Maison Gonzalez-Traeger 😂😂

@benedettaburgaj4575 5 років тому

He's still hot af

@Matthew-McCallister 5 років тому

Both his personality and appearance is as if John Mulaney and Anthony Jeselnik had a child

@neomadic 5 років тому

Yeah, and the kid dipped like a toe in the genetic talent pool.

@jusbertmeza4424 5 років тому

Not even close

@sharpiechello4813 3 роки тому

@k.roy wow thank you its as if no one wouldve figured

@ingridfong-daley5899 3 роки тому

He's not nearly dark enough to have Jeselnik in there, but i def see the Mullaney... I've kind of always thought Jost looked like a Mormon missionary :)

@lizlemon3698 3 роки тому

It’s very weird seeing him this expressive and moving around when he’s usually in one position with a Fox News haircut.

@Lol-ik8xm 2 роки тому

Underrated comment, true though.

@cocoz792 2 роки тому

FOX NEWS HAIRCUT LMAOAOA

@RandomXUsr 5 років тому

As someone in tech, I completely agree with the assessment of the technical colleges.

@josh4kicks 5 років тому

Dylan and Cole Sprouse's missing brother

@OneTwo-zu5jc 4 роки тому

Especially the VOICE

@sofiadelolmo8050 3 роки тому

So that’s why I’m attracted to this dude

@galaxylucia1898 3 роки тому

This is my first time seeing Colin’s stand-up (yeah I know this is probably a super old stand-up set), but he’s absolutely hilarious!! I’ve only ever seen him on Weekend Update, but no wonder he and Che work so well together.

@michaeldickey7993 5 років тому

“Turning a giant wheel” just became my new dance move.

@starwolf99 4 місяці тому

I can see Scarlett being attracted to his sense of humor.

@sarabeth9877 5 років тому

What a fine mayonnaise sandwich.

@TransSisterRadio1488 5 років тому

Lol thank you. O that is soo nice to say. Thank you. Mmm.

@valenciadale3506 5 років тому

Lololol 😂😂😂

@GermAntibody 4 роки тому

I'm You, You're me koolaid is gross. Drink some juice, you've got a watermelon right there ffs. I can't eat a TV show.. and steak is better than chicken. I'm just saying. Plenty compares.

@imyouyoureme1533 4 роки тому

Germ Antibody what the fuck is 'juice'? We want grape drink. Or orange drink. And if you don't like chicken then there is something legitimately wrong with you.. I don't know how hard you are trying to break away from stereotypes .. but don't fucking play yourself. Any human with taste buds loves good chicken.

@imyouyoureme1533 4 роки тому

Germ Antibody and I'm not sure which part of the world you come from, but when someone references a tv show in relation to people - it is *not* for eating. It's for reference in relation to all mentioned around it within a specific stereotype .. similar to how the original comment was a derogatory stereotype towards one example being related to a whole. Is it all broken down enough now?

@jayyyzeee6409 5 років тому

This is the first time I've seen him do stand-up. Really funny!

@hanaomer4419 5 років тому

I don’t know why people are hating on him, this was hilarious to me. 😂

@Drew-hd4hm 5 років тому

"A gypsy on a vespa" LMFAO

@stacyneuman8619 5 років тому

I have never seen him do stand up, this was funny stuff 😅

@NESherv 5 років тому

His standup persona is very different than his Weekend Update persona. I wonder which one he's more like in real life.

@jackryan6286 5 років тому

Stacy Neuman this comment would make Carlin turn over in his grave

@hanaomer4419 5 років тому

Jack Ryan who is that and why would they turn over in their grave?

@maxbernstein7298 5 років тому

@@hanaomer4419 George Carlin was one of the greatest American comedians ever. I think that this Jack fellow is insinuating that Carlin would be offended by someone finding Jost's comedy funny, which demonstrates a complete and utter lack of knowledge about Carlin. Jost's style is very similar to that of Jerry Seinfeld, who Carlin says that he is a fan of in his posthumously published autobiography "Last Words."

@Alphacentauri819 Рік тому

@@NESherv I think it's a mix. I just read his book...hilarious and interesting...and he seems to be a fusion of both.

@gloriaeman6112 5 років тому

This guy is now engaged to Scarlett Johanseen. I have no idea what I meant with that like I don’t know if I’m shocked or like confused or like ah yes good match 😂 Nevertheless he won

@EnLaLuna23 5 років тому

Gloria EMan SHE won

@simransimran9339 5 років тому

I just hope she ain't the crazy girlfriend, because if she is...she won.

@kielinicholls8141 4 роки тому

The original date it aired was 2013 so nope, not Scarlett

@mjackstewart 4 роки тому

He must be packin’ some heat.

@AlfonsoCarreno0410 4 роки тому

He made it

@emilyw4854 5 років тому

Colin looks so good with his hair like that omg

@loreleiwebster9347 5 років тому

I love Colin Jost!! He's only gotten better since he did this- it makes me look forward to seeing what he does in the future, cuz I know I'll be watching out for it!!!

@dade8053 5 років тому

Lorelei Webster His last name is spelled the right way up in the video title just for you. Jeezus

@AllWillFail 5 років тому

*Jost

@loreleiwebster9347 5 років тому

😊 Yes it is Jost, my spell Check and I are at odds still... Anyhow, Thanks and Cheers!!??!!😁

@shamelesshussy 2 роки тому

In fairness, it would have been difficult for him to get worse.

@kaeslabyrinth 5 років тому

Scarlett Johansson tripping about that stranger 💀

@TCt83067695 5 років тому

Do you think that's the gf he was talking about?

@garretth1863 5 років тому

check the description Original airdate: July 26, 2013

@TCt83067695 5 років тому

@@garretth1863 Thanks. I saw upload date and thought it was recent

@passiveagressive4983 5 років тому

Can’t you see how young he looks🤔

@kaeslabyrinth 5 років тому

@@garretth1863 Thanks, wow I'm a proper dumbass 💀

@aaliekazaam973 5 років тому

"It's never like 'No, this is the cause of slavery'" 💀💀💀

@STaSHZILLA420 2 роки тому

"I can't be racist. My wife is Black Widow." -Colin Jost Probably.

@jeffreyware6693 2 роки тому

Wtf are you talking about?

@johnschnellbach986 3 роки тому

Relationship advice from the guy that landed Scarlett Johansson. My hero

@TheManChise 2 роки тому

Luckiest guy in the world..

@baloog8 5 років тому

Ingenious inception bit!

@emic138 5 років тому

6 years later and still pretty funny...mark of some good standup! 👍

@MargeB1953 3 роки тому

I love you Colin...keep up the good work. You bring a smile to all of our faces.

@amariebloom 4 роки тому

That fight bit is gold!!

@KJ-tn6ed 5 років тому

... fighting thing was such a mood

@templemusa6884 5 років тому

Stop being scared to be judged. Being suspicious of the scammy history of NYC is not being jaded. It's being careful

@MattFoleysGhost 5 років тому

White liberals are neurotic. At least i think so. Maybe not. Maybe so. I dunno. Is that bad? What was that.

@x_VineM_x 5 років тому

I would rather be paranoid of my surroundings and look obtuse (keeps me on my toes),than to be tha smoothes dude out here catchn L's left and right cuz he's blissfully unaware...js

@skinsey85 5 років тому

@I. Wynn Wynn A lot of male criminals use females or have female accomplices to lure victims into their trap. Also, 93% is the percentage of males in the prison population. In 2018, males committed 73% of all forms of crime which is still pretty high.

@crazyBloodmonkey 5 років тому

i feels weird seeing him with a different hairstyle lol

@paulieheydrich9772 4 роки тому

crazyBloodmonkey u should get that checked out .smh

@crazyBloodmonkey 4 роки тому

lol took a week and more then 20 people to call me out on my grammar mistake

@muppetallica 4 роки тому

i feels weird just reading this

@phdt12 3 роки тому

I love looking at Colin. Real eye candy for me.

@orbitaljellyfish808 2 роки тому

“But you’re the one driving” lmao Sooo true

@Batmanen00 5 років тому

LOLZ...yep went to ITT.....stands for - It Takes Time

@cheche5172 5 років тому

This guy is a born natural and SUPERSTAR!

@daleydoodoo 5 років тому

Love me some Jostyyy!!!

@Itstiarra 5 років тому

He’s so funny omg I wish he’d be in more than the weekend update tbh

@conradgarcia858 5 років тому

My Uncle and Aunt's Relationship Default Setting is WW II. I was waiting for part III but it never came. So disappointed.

@garretth1863 5 років тому

Check the description. Original airdate: July 26, 2013

@B-RaDD 5 років тому

Yeah that pissed me off

@TheUnicorni 5 років тому

B randon why? 😅

@PotHead98 6 місяців тому

I’m about to see him in a couple weeks!

@gristly_knuckle 5 років тому

Yes. And yes because I really love this.

@BlueGlow26 4 роки тому

The ending 😆

@user-cj1kz8jf4y 6 днів тому

Hey, I'm so proud of you. I met a similar version of you that is as carefree n wholesome as you. It's no wonder you inspire young athletes . Westwood Rocks!

@dishingoutls8137 5 років тому

That was really good lol. He's funny.

@elliesings9508 5 років тому

"You know where else you can put it, back on the fucking rack." I didn't realize that he was this funny.

@jacobbeeson2983 3 роки тому

I love how this ends abruptly so he can get the last word 😂

@sturrrdy 4 роки тому

the video got wayyyy better as it went on

@rnbrineg 2 роки тому

And the woman who fell... was Scarlett Johansson

@EthanScottNewton 3 роки тому

This was great

@yukiannie666 3 роки тому

hes good...i wanna watch more of him

@Gigi-ke3de 5 років тому

And now he's gonna marry Scarlett Johansson

@dreski83 4 роки тому

A fight within a fight within a fight 🤯😄 I'm gonna tell my lady how much I love her... hopefully it doesn't start a fight.

@FelipeKana1 3 роки тому

Perfect!

@Vitriol-Divergent 2 роки тому

"I can't afford this, I better put it on my credit card." XD

@forman208 5 років тому

This is legit my relationship lol

@denisewhisler5536 5 років тому

He reminds me of Jim Carry back in the day 😀

@ascottycap 5 років тому

I love this guy

@preciousmetalhead5155 5 років тому

Your mom loves this guy.

@youragenius.6644 5 років тому

"Let me see both your hands "what he says to che every time he tries to shake his hand before the weekend update.

@caesar1700 5 років тому

When you come to hear the joke from the title but it doesn't come until the video is almost over

@herculesmwp7983 2 роки тому

Way too relatable

@greenAbbot 4 роки тому

Watching early Colin Jost clips makes me want to go out and get a good haircut.

@shamelesshussy 2 роки тому

It makes me want to find a clip of a good comedian.

@simransimran9339 5 років тому

I've never been drunk in my life and have walked barefoot with my shoes in the hand many, many times. Also, I've tripped over nothing many, many times.

@Sunset553 5 років тому

I can tell my ankle is going to fail about 30 seconds before it just can’t anymore.

@SunflowerSpotlight 5 років тому

Ooh, I feel this on a near spiritual level. 🤣 I guess since I can’t change it, at least humor helps!

@awkweird_panda 5 років тому

This guy's good😂😂

@adamsand8377 4 роки тому

I was in NY for 6 days and some lady tried to pickpocket me 2 days in lol

@drsatan1653 2 роки тому

I clicked this not realizing it was Jost I’ve always wanted to see him doing a set😭

@SharronBizMentor 5 років тому

Funny and Truthful 😁

@williamcondon7729 4 роки тому

God I felt like that, been in a relationship where you are fighting about nothing within a fight that’s really about how you aren’t compatible. You are too scared to talk about anything of consequence so you fight about nonsense

@davidf5449 5 років тому

This was a great set!

@Ev-te5ox 4 роки тому

This is a personal attack

@2ezTimmy 3 роки тому

He looks like he escaped from a 90's TV-show

@sethroy4318 4 роки тому

the way his hips move is mesmerizing

@killer88901 4 роки тому

I love this guy, no homo 😂

@AnitaHanjaaab 5 років тому

Lmao wow, I love this guy. Never heard of him but he is great.

@tonkpills01 5 років тому

"...you're the one driving..."

@cyrosjourney7755 5 років тому

Very talented

@gamerg1rl761 2 роки тому

Aww baby Colin!

@rebeccaprominski8274 5 років тому

My boyfriend and I got into a fight about a microwave being too small to cook a bag of popcorn today. This made me significantly less angry at him

@chiyo-chanholocaust8143 2 місяці тому

He's such a dorky dude, which makes pairing him with Michael Che the perfect combination

@Lyonatan 3 роки тому

The Ad running under the video was a Get Debt Free Ad. XD

@wishmeluck4933 5 років тому

He kind of sounds like eric from that 70s show

@ymir9342 5 років тому

*wishmeluck* oh my fucking god!! Your right

@robertfurlong546 5 років тому

Damn he really gunna call out black widow like that?!

@chanakyadevil 5 років тому

Original Air Date: July 2013

@ethanbusse5723 5 років тому

Original Air Date: July 2013

@lh9591 5 років тому

This is before scarlet.

@TheLoonyLovebad1 4 роки тому

He looks kinda like Andrew Ranells here

@AfterSchoolSnek 4 роки тому

gdangit the DeVry one got me. got my degree there :(

@memoryhero 3 роки тому

He married Scarlett Johansson. There's hope for us all.

@TayRenee2K 4 роки тому

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life, and it’s not because of the jokes at all

@meganclifton7183 2 роки тому

This video is going to age like crazy in about 5 years. I thought this was from the late 80's/early 90's before I realized who it was lmao

@jamielipps6000 3 роки тому

Smart and funny. You can't beat that combination.

@SavingSoulsMinistries 5 років тому

Just broke up with my gf of 7 years a week or two ago... Shit like this makes my existence 200x more manageable

@NoahOD_22 5 років тому

Hang in there man. I know it's cliché, but it's true; it will get better. I know these are just a stranger's words on the internet, but I've been there and I'll probably be there again someday, but life keeps on moving and there's always good things to come. I hope that even in your darkest times these words will resonate with you, and that you will be able to look within yourself and find the strength to carry on. You can do this man

@SunflowerSpotlight 5 років тому

I’m sorry about that. I’m about to head out to the meat grinder of the current dating scene and I’d rather walk on hot coals, quite frankly. To have to start at square one, yet again, is just insult to injury. Good luck getting to a solid new normal, whether it’s with someone else or solo.

@SavingSoulsMinistries 5 років тому

@@SunflowerSpotlight I appreciate that immensely! Wow a meat grinder... I really wish I never thought of it that way, but now that you pointed it out that's the only way I can see it now! Best of luck to you as well, we will find the ones we are destined to be with! I'm sure of it