Why Ghosts Don't Haunt Asians 2

  Переглядів 18,865,876

Steven He

Steven He

3 роки тому

Industry leading CGI production quality. Only on this failure of a channel.
Thank you guys for having my back this week, I've finished moving back to NYC. Back on Schedule now.
Also the Algorithm changed.... Now the like button and satisfaction surveys are king. Please demolish them. Ok.
#Comedy #Skit #Asian
Get your Emotional Damage x Gamer Supps here:
gamersupps.gg/StevenHe
Patreon:
/ stevenhe
Instagram:
/ thestevenhe
reddit:
/ stevenhe

КОМЕНТАРІ: 17 000
@Voodoo1_vos
@Voodoo1_vos 3 роки тому
i can prove his laughter cure faliure i was failing 3 classes 1 month before my finals this week and i brought them all up and got my finals done with a week to spare
@kaiser999wt
@kaiser999wt 3 роки тому
What grade? Remeber, a is for average and b is for failure!
@inthefogs
@inthefogs 3 роки тому
F A I L U R E!
@Ruv_S
@Ruv_S 3 роки тому
*FAILURE*
@rocko_x
@rocko_x 3 роки тому
SUCCESS
@Eidel_Rose
@Eidel_Rose 3 роки тому
Mine are still awful
@jeevanjacob4102
@jeevanjacob4102 3 роки тому
"Did I say you could leave?" My Asian ass got chills when he said that, literal chills.
@endergolem9977
@endergolem9977 3 роки тому
The times my mother has said this to me can be summed up into one digit: Numerous
@ItsHimaank8071
@ItsHimaank8071 3 роки тому
I got serious indian household ptsd from that too
@fengwang3224
@fengwang3224 3 роки тому
That was the scariest part, to the ghost hahahaha.
@rajalaireya1748
@rajalaireya1748 3 роки тому
I had flashbacks when he said that 🤣
@ZaSleeper
@ZaSleeper 3 роки тому
SAME BRO SAMEEEEEEE
@harishankkarsubramanyam611
@harishankkarsubramanyam611 3 роки тому
love how he's not even trying to hide the string.
@WarpedCyan
@WarpedCyan 3 роки тому
It's floss Why am I getting hated? Im just telling him it's floss? ok he deleted his comment
@Rayhanxshah
@Rayhanxshah 3 роки тому
True
@justjared2009
@justjared2009 3 роки тому
Might as well make it a rope. LOL. But I think that that's the point. :)
@Zay_plays_ball
@Zay_plays_ball 3 роки тому
I love how it’s a black screen for me
@merpuffedy
@merpuffedy 3 роки тому
Failute
@jackfrost1075
@jackfrost1075 11 місяців тому
steven had me at "Did I say you can leave?" Chinese parents always have absolute authority over their kids.
@sp677
@sp677 10 місяців тому
Huh don't underestimate Indian parents
@M.Hellebore
@M.Hellebore 10 місяців тому
“I will send you to Jesus” I felt that from parental fear 😂😂😂
@kzkaa.
@kzkaa. 8 місяців тому
and ghost too.
@mechadoggy
@mechadoggy 7 місяців тому
1:46
@cyrilespejo
@cyrilespejo 5 місяців тому
do the dishes or no human rights
@DeimosRetr0
@DeimosRetr0 11 місяців тому
“I walk your dimension to get to school” 😂😂😂
@DaytonaJae
@DaytonaJae Місяць тому
This one had me
@finnabfitness
@finnabfitness 2 дні тому
😅
@robensmonteau161
@robensmonteau161 2 роки тому
Jesus: Now child, how did you get here? Ghost: An Asian yeeted a slipper at me.
@lnefty
@lnefty 2 роки тому
"No worries, happens a lot more than you'd think"
@microwavecaprisun6239
@microwavecaprisun6239 2 роки тому
@@lnefty iam an asian
@richatripathi5153
@richatripathi5153 2 роки тому
I’m gonna do this when I’m 35 and have kids and see a ghost... WORD FOR WORD
@dutchdragon2472
@dutchdragon2472 2 роки тому
@@microwavecaprisun6239 Ok, the guy that made the video is too right? I mean..
@joshuaramotar4252
@joshuaramotar4252 2 роки тому
😂
@jacoblee6079
@jacoblee6079 3 роки тому
"You have telekinet-" "telekiknee-" "telemarketing power" lmao
@MegaEricPham
@MegaEricPham 2 роки тому
I lost it there!
@kanthatchayaphan5309
@kanthatchayaphan5309 2 роки тому
Marling powah
@nina_mis6762
@nina_mis6762 2 роки тому
I DIED
@I_Am_T1
@I_Am_T1 2 роки тому
I read this when it happened in the vid😭
@Veilwing
@Veilwing 2 роки тому
*We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty*
@User7055
@User7055 Рік тому
The fact he isn’t even trying to hide the string makes me laugh even more 😂
@LilianaKali
@LilianaKali 3 місяці тому
I agree. I'm trying to figure out if it'd be even funnier if the string was a brighter colour or thicker in a future video XD XD XD
@williamsanabria5280
@williamsanabria5280 Місяць тому
Not a asian ghost. Wearing the shoes in the house.
@josemanuelaguero68
@josemanuelaguero68 9 місяців тому
"I will send you to Jesus", what a great line
@happyface728
@happyface728 Рік тому
"I didn't know I ran a foster home for FAILURES!!" that part got me😂😂
@realreuben126
@realreuben126 Рік тому
What does that means...I don't get it...
@emilyleong6442
@emilyleong6442 Рік тому
@@realreuben126 the ghost are in his house, he said that his house like a foster home for the failure of the spiritual realm
@realreuben126
@realreuben126 Рік тому
@@emilyleong6442 good to know thanks for your explanation😁
@vectorm4
@vectorm4 Рік тому
@@realreuben126 A repeated thing that Steven He does is to berate his "son" for being a failure.
@cstalnaker1311
@cstalnaker1311 Рік тому
Best line ever 🤣
@faultyfaulty7812
@faultyfaulty7812 2 роки тому
“Did I say you could leave?” Professional Asian turning the tables what a power move.
@DirectEnvy
@DirectEnvy 2 роки тому
Welcome to ghost news a ghost was kidnapped by a asian we still dont known where the ghost is back to u micheal
@user-rj4pv6by6g
@user-rj4pv6by6g 2 роки тому
lol
@VickyShawcooksalot
@VickyShawcooksalot 2 роки тому
I think he scared the ghost. 🤣🤣🤣
@-Cypris
@-Cypris 6 місяців тому
I as an Asian feel that anger when I found out the ghost was wearing shoes INSIDE the HOME. 💀
@LilianaKali
@LilianaKali 3 місяці тому
That ghost is a FAILURE. Make all their ancestors cry
@JYL-eb7xl
@JYL-eb7xl 27 днів тому
Just like: get the fuck out!😡
@Ember-iz3pi
@Ember-iz3pi 8 днів тому
All ghosts are FAILURES! That's why they are ghosts.
@gillcawthorn7572
@gillcawthorn7572 11 місяців тому
When I visited my son and his family in Indonesia last year ,I was shown an official road sign warning motorists that they may encounter a ghost at this particular corner . This was installed by the local traffic authority after complaints one had regularly been seen here . I suppose it was advance warning to prevent traffic accidents .😅
@217sherlock
@217sherlock 9 місяців тому
You should have written on the sign " I didn't know this was the road to FAILURE!!"
@joanmassat8938
@joanmassat8938 3 місяці тому
😂I bet that got people to slow down better than other signs
@antonisstavroulakis7698
@antonisstavroulakis7698 2 роки тому
"I walked your dimension to get to school!" That part killed me
@mysticdragonwolf89
@mysticdragonwolf89 Рік тому
Found the ghost guys, this guy failed at emotional control FAILURE!
@reebott8691
@reebott8691 Рік тому
Bro I swear, all Asians that used to live in asia had to go through the labors of Hercules while fighting ten tigers in a meter of snow with a 100°C sun beating down on them all while carrying a small house on their back and wearing bricks for shoes.
@DeimosRetr0
@DeimosRetr0 Рік тому
@@reebott8691 that’ll be my family
@realreuben126
@realreuben126 Рік тому
what exactly does that means
@aredub1847
@aredub1847 Рік тому
you need to loop up grandpa pickles. old us cartoon from the 90s. meme creator.
@mohammadkhatib4823
@mohammadkhatib4823 3 роки тому
This is the equivalent of "I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me"
@racecarthedestroyer7192
@racecarthedestroyer7192 2 роки тому
"if god wanted you to live, he would not have created me"
@mustiz1898
@mustiz1898 2 роки тому
IKR
@janilsoncabral9368
@janilsoncabral9368 19 днів тому
you know i can set you free, so do not make it durty ? or complicated ? i am on my own, i am sick of this game, not interested any more, it is ur problem, why u do not have body, to do what u should do before u leave this 3d matrix, come on, i need some rest 😢😢😢
@Karen-ig6bp
@Karen-ig6bp 7 місяців тому
"Go do the dishes o I said you to Jesus"!..😂😂😂😂😂😂
@FatLittleOldLady
@FatLittleOldLady 11 місяців тому
I think my failures are cured, now. Thanks! :D You are the funniest person around and I like you can make people laugh without cussing too much or being dirty.
@saigerstruk
@saigerstruk 3 роки тому
the victim is more scarier than the actual ghost😂
@HelloHello-lh8tm
@HelloHello-lh8tm 3 роки тому
The victim is the ghost
@kailondorogers6268
@kailondorogers6268 3 роки тому
@@HelloHello-lh8tm HahahahahahHhaha
@johnvonneumannsdaddy8207
@johnvonneumannsdaddy8207 3 роки тому
More scarier is the scariest part
@darkpenink6730
@darkpenink6730 3 роки тому
*more scary
@caelanharamis5660
@caelanharamis5660 3 роки тому
Your English is ‘more scarier’ than anything mate 😂
@muhammadhashir6136
@muhammadhashir6136 3 роки тому
“You think you’re scary, I warped your dimension to get to school.” It was at that moment that the ghost realised that you can die even in the afterlife.
@Ruv_S
@Ruv_S 3 роки тому
XD
@mekyiamky6285
@mekyiamky6285 3 роки тому
xd
@jpx7466
@jpx7466 3 роки тому
Xd
@313Yuta
@313Yuta 3 роки тому
Xd
@kyleterry5190
@kyleterry5190 3 роки тому
XD
@StickoAnims
@StickoAnims 8 місяців тому
"Ghost trying to get tan" Pfft 😂
@barbieholicable
@barbieholicable 8 місяців тому
🤣🤣🤣Telemarketing powers! omg Go do the dishes😂😂😂😂
@maysonsworkshop9620
@maysonsworkshop9620 2 роки тому
"You have telekineti- telekine- telemarketing power!" Best quote of the year
@ProdByAngus
@ProdByAngus 2 роки тому
Yes
@arianamichael2864
@arianamichael2864 2 роки тому
Yees the best quote
@monky8557
@monky8557 2 роки тому
Am telepathically speaking with you, To tell you about our new food product called "H2O" you've probably never heard of it.
@arianamichael2864
@arianamichael2864 2 роки тому
@@monky8557 oh Ummmm..... Right....
@fatalecho_king
@fatalecho_king 2 роки тому
"You don't become magician, you don't go to roulette table you come to my house."
@hungrymeat3578
@hungrymeat3578 3 роки тому
I love how he brings common sense and reality to everyone... even a ghost.
@merpuffedy
@merpuffedy 3 роки тому
U failure
@titleatptitleinsertcoordin3701
@titleatptitleinsertcoordin3701 3 роки тому
Dang
@williambanks8935
@williambanks8935 3 роки тому
lol
@LabzPro
@LabzPro 3 роки тому
That’s true!
@mtio2807
@mtio2807 3 роки тому
That ghost was a failure
@greensky9530
@greensky9530 7 місяців тому
‘I will send you to jesus’ ghost starts leaving and gets NAILED so funny
@MikeNoob101
@MikeNoob101 8 місяців тому
Steven's dad's school is so far away he warped into another dimension to get to school
@Aurakin
@Aurakin 3 роки тому
"Did I say you can leave, do the dishes or else I send you to jesus" Throws slipper
@RyanSyed
@RyanSyed 3 роки тому
that got me laughing
@vasp1re_290
@vasp1re_290 3 роки тому
Shoe hits the ghost
@muhammedfaaz3641
@muhammedfaaz3641 3 роки тому
Holy damage +100
@vasp1re_290
@vasp1re_290 3 роки тому
+69 asian power
@icoughed4991
@icoughed4991 3 роки тому
Yes I watched the video.
@imXTER
@imXTER 2 роки тому
“Did i say you can leave?” *AT THIS POINT THE GHOST KNEW HE WAS GONNA GET SENT TO JESUS BY NINJA SLIPPERS*
@harkomalsingh1198
@harkomalsingh1198 2 роки тому
Lol
@wwvnmnvww472
@wwvnmnvww472 2 роки тому
Jesus:why you come to here again?
@fut4life222
@fut4life222 2 роки тому
AT this Moment that he knew he f*uckt up
@eugmmanwiksel1873
@eugmmanwiksel1873 2 роки тому
Lol ( emotional damage)
@leonartha03
@leonartha03 2 роки тому
@@wwvnmnvww472 ghost : i regret tried to haunt some asian guy
@leximuaune4229
@leximuaune4229 2 місяці тому
There went my coffee 😂 I can't even fam this is gold!
@kevinengland8626
@kevinengland8626 2 місяці тому
"I will send you to Jesus" He already failed walking into the gateways to heaven so he settled here 😂 No way he's getting back
@user-nu8xi4sl1e
@user-nu8xi4sl1e 2 роки тому
"did I say you can leave!?" Ghost: **instant regret**
@Quack-om3jj
@Quack-om3jj 2 роки тому
if your a ghost and you entered an Asian house. good job, you fked up.
@MrSasukeSusanoo
@MrSasukeSusanoo 2 роки тому
Steven Dad: I'm not trapped with you, you're trapped with me, now stop being a failure and score an A in spooky class because my son's failure level is even scarier than you
@user-nu8xi4sl1e
@user-nu8xi4sl1e 2 роки тому
@@MrSasukeSusanoo accurate words. definitely would be used by my father. 👌🏻
@MrSasukeSusanoo
@MrSasukeSusanoo 2 роки тому
@@user-nu8xi4sl1e oh man I feel you bro 👊 same for me
@user-nu8xi4sl1e
@user-nu8xi4sl1e 2 роки тому
@@MrSasukeSusanoo 👊🏻bro 😔
@dratackt2555
@dratackt2555 2 роки тому
Therrapist: Why are you haunting this guy? Ghost: He is the only one who can send me to Jesus
@aradhyadixit8589
@aradhyadixit8589 2 роки тому
good joke dude
@alperortac2638
@alperortac2638 2 роки тому
The ghost Will experience some failure
@thanga71
@thanga71 2 роки тому
lol
@Ancaryvan
@Ancaryvan 2 роки тому
🤣 1:53!
@grimmshredsanguinus2915
@grimmshredsanguinus2915 Рік тому
the rapist?
@robertcooney1938
@robertcooney1938 7 місяців тому
Today I got a bunch of your videos. They are hilarious! 😅😅😅😅 new sub.
@Baconman2478
@Baconman2478 9 місяців тому
Steven he: see's footprints Ghost: appears Steven he: turn's ultra instinct
@yourgirllaurk
@yourgirllaurk 2 роки тому
Ghost: *trying to cause chaos* Steven: *fed up with it's antics and gives it a what for* Ghost: *experiences emotional damage*
@Blackcage3
@Blackcage3 2 роки тому
😂😂😂
@InfamousNoob
@InfamousNoob 2 роки тому
EMOSHAHNAUL DAMAGE????
@faceboy1392
@faceboy1392 2 роки тому
steven: hold da flashlight higher- why you hold it so high are you blind or just stoopid
@ragavanbalaji7257
@ragavanbalaji7257 2 роки тому
steven:Dont hold it it lower than ur iq
@Exozealots
@Exozealots 2 роки тому
Than only thing that is terrifying is your unemployment. Go start a business.
@hussainalmoamen3213
@hussainalmoamen3213 2 роки тому
Ghost: *tries to leave* Steven: D I D I S A Y Y O U C A N L E A V E? Ghost: *worried* Steven: go do the dishes Ghost: *tries to leave again* Steven: *I W I L L S E N D Y O U T O J E S U S* Ghost: *tried to leave and got sent to Jesus*
@qwertyuiop8795
@qwertyuiop8795 2 роки тому
thank you for the transcription
@stevensdad3862
@stevensdad3862 2 роки тому
now go do the dishes
@lunabearsong2043
@lunabearsong2043 2 роки тому
I cackled at that part. I literally cackled. There's so much sass in his delivery, and I love it.
@inayatononna8940
@inayatononna8940 2 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@neerusharma4632
@neerusharma4632 2 роки тому
SUS
@Angelcat2023
@Angelcat2023 10 місяців тому
Your just living rent free in my head now because of how funny you are, Your videos are so Wholesome, You bring a Smile to my face even during my break on my Show 😂
@annesaunders3580
@annesaunders3580 7 місяців тому
"You have telemarketing powers..." pure gold..🤣😂🙃
@Ruv_S
@Ruv_S 3 роки тому
*Plot twist: his dad’s the ghost and secretly trying to tell him he is a failure*
@mrrealnobody4382
@mrrealnobody4382 3 роки тому
Lol
@Niweera
@Niweera 3 роки тому
Yo how do you type bold?
@shashu3409
@shashu3409 3 роки тому
Loll
@marosmariene9204
@marosmariene9204 3 роки тому
@@Niweera * this * no space
@Niweera
@Niweera 3 роки тому
@@marosmariene9204 *cool* *cool* *cool*
@hexagonal69
@hexagonal69 Рік тому
The fact that Steven can’t say "Telekinesis" so it became "Telemarketing" instead honestly just makes it funnier.
@RIZFERD
@RIZFERD Рік тому
telekinetic
@hexagonal69
@hexagonal69 Рік тому
@@RIZFERD potato tomato, same thing, just different conjugation.
@thehaveninthehand
@thehaveninthehand Рік тому
Steven's dad sometimes struggle with the English language.
@The_GreenHub
@The_GreenHub Рік тому
@@hexagonal69bro doesn’t know what conjugation is
@millenniyall_gaming2198
@millenniyall_gaming2198 Рік тому
I thought he said Telemockety
@karenk2409
@karenk2409 7 місяців тому
"Failure management" with ghosts - I love it!
@user-lq2um3zv4f
@user-lq2um3zv4f Місяць тому
“I’ll send you to Jesus” a famous meme have be created again 😂
@TexMeta
@TexMeta 2 роки тому
"I didn't know I ran a foster home for FAILURES!" I laughed so hard. You're hilarious. Subscribed.
@Natalie-Zz87
@Natalie-Zz87 2 роки тому
Omg, I had to pause at this spot 🤣😹🤣😂 I burst out laughing so hard 👍💀
@rainnmoon114
@rainnmoon114 2 роки тому
It's almost 4 am and I'm in so much pain for trying not to laugh 😂
@Eviekaii
@Eviekaii 2 роки тому
Dj yasuo :D
@Gamex-Frontiers
@Gamex-Frontiers 20 днів тому
Ghost in his mind; EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!!!!
@mrnigelng
@mrnigelng 2 роки тому
This is hilarious 😂
@peacewasneveranoption7645
@peacewasneveranoption7645 2 роки тому
When will 2 of you collab? :)
@mondaywednesdayfridaysunday
@mondaywednesdayfridaysunday 2 роки тому
why no onw like this comment
@laggylouis
@laggylouis 2 роки тому
Remember when Steven’s dad said uncle Roger be coming over soon
@vanajaajith6222
@vanajaajith6222 2 роки тому
I'm just gonna take a place here
@johnd3421
@johnd3421 2 роки тому
You two really have to collab.
@nntextmusic5946
@nntextmusic5946 Місяць тому
'Emotional damage' 'I will send you to Jesus' and 'Are you dumb' are the best lines EVER!!!
@Ember-iz3pi
@Ember-iz3pi 8 днів тому
What about when he calls people a failure? Or when he says "Stoopid"
@iosonox
@iosonox 7 місяців тому
I now officially use “I will send you to Jesus” on my teenage son every time he tries to be a smart @$$. Love it and love your work.
@timiscool9523
@timiscool9523 3 роки тому
“What the hell, is that you? You have telekinetic, telekine, telemarketing power.”
@evanr1814
@evanr1814 3 роки тому
01:22
@TheyCallMeMinty
@TheyCallMeMinty 3 роки тому
He said that while I read this
@Ruv_S
@Ruv_S 3 роки тому
@@TheyCallMeMinty same
@Ruv_S
@Ruv_S 3 роки тому
He just couldn’t spit out the words
@tejkumarigurung6010
@tejkumarigurung6010 3 роки тому
When I was started reading this he also said the same thing like I am reading this and he is saying it.
@hawkboys2465
@hawkboys2465 2 роки тому
Steven: "I will send you to Jesus" Ghost: " Well you see he didn't want me. Why do you think I'm here?" Steven: "So Jesus didn't want you? How can you be that much of a FAILURE?!"
@kabutoyakushi9739
@kabutoyakushi9739 2 роки тому
You know you're a damn failure, when even a failure like Steven calls you out
@jellymilk5898
@jellymilk5898 2 роки тому
@Alice Lanterne then what doesNicholas mean
@ZoeTheRose
@ZoeTheRose 2 роки тому
*legend says even steven didn't want them*
@samirabastos8411
@samirabastos8411 2 роки тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@johnweek.
@johnweek. 2 роки тому
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
@yukiHanakoMino
@yukiHanakoMino 11 місяців тому
Love the vid! You deserve 4000M! UNDERRATED!
@Mr.Nobody01211
@Mr.Nobody01211 2 роки тому
Asian: "Are you Doctor yet?" Ghost: "Well, I was one before I died." A: "So you no doctor now?" G: "Well, no, I-" A: "So you a failure. Go and study until you are doctor." G: "Bu-" A: "Did I say you can talk back? Go and study." *throws slipper*
@ms.yawhaw8831
@ms.yawhaw8831 2 роки тому
Epicly
@REN-il5bu
@REN-il5bu 2 роки тому
Lmao 🤣 just like my parents when i died to a car crash
@syareeffurqan8047
@syareeffurqan8047 2 роки тому
@@REN-il5bu you WHAT?!
@caohung4796
@caohung4796 2 роки тому
Or i sent you to Jesus
@timeandspaceimmortality3554
@timeandspaceimmortality3554 2 роки тому
@@REN-il5bu you immortal
@RayMak
@RayMak 3 роки тому
Hahahahah "the only thing scary is the monetization"
@ApplejuiceboxTV
@ApplejuiceboxTV 3 роки тому
here before the great swarm of likes
@ggprogaming_1113
@ggprogaming_1113 2 роки тому
Ayyyy
@glitchy_star_classes6276
@glitchy_star_classes6276 2 роки тому
I am ur fan sir.. we compete on watching many videos,,
@bloodred255
@bloodred255 2 роки тому
pretty sure he said the only thing scary about that is demonetization. but its basically the same thing.
@pratikdavis3597
@pratikdavis3597 2 роки тому
Everywhere I go... I see him
@rbailey5433
@rbailey5433 7 місяців тому
Thank you. I needed this 😂😂😂😂 Subscribed
@rgbozkurt
@rgbozkurt 28 днів тому
keep up the great work bro. I love your humor :)
@th_1593
@th_1593 3 роки тому
Paranormal Activity 69: The Return of Beijing Corn the Ghost Cat
@GhostTheHost713
@GhostTheHost713 3 роки тому
... I don't know how to respond to this
@merpuffedy
@merpuffedy 3 роки тому
Your a failure!!!
@muhammedfaaz3641
@muhammedfaaz3641 3 роки тому
He used to play piano at the Beijing corn field.POOR THING
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 роки тому
hahaha that's a hollywood title right there
@seaan6178
@seaan6178 3 роки тому
the guy above me is asian
@crazybanana8907
@crazybanana8907 2 роки тому
My stereotypical Western friend’s dad: “Get the f**k out of my sight!!” My Asian dad: “Did I say you can leave?!”
@xerrybloom
@xerrybloom 2 роки тому
As a chinese, I can prove this is true
@guywithrevolver
@guywithrevolver 2 роки тому
As an australian I can say that i have had no experience similar to this
@PAIN_3100
@PAIN_3100 2 роки тому
As an Indian, I also prove this is true! 😂
@lunabearsong2043
@lunabearsong2043 2 роки тому
As a black person, my grandmother was like both of these in the same instance. LOL!
@samurailizard8886
@samurailizard8886 2 роки тому
As an Cambodian I can prove this is true
@kathymchenry2208
@kathymchenry2208 3 місяці тому
My new favorite funny guy. Thank you, Sir. It's nice to see someone funny and fun for a change
@trexion3443
@trexion3443 3 роки тому
I like how he never gets scared and only gets angry.
@willestr8656
@willestr8656 3 роки тому
Go do the dishes
@benhauzel1340
@benhauzel1340 3 роки тому
Your likes went from 100 to 111 in a few seconds
@trexion3443
@trexion3443 3 роки тому
@@benhauzel1340 this is an achievement to remember. And I am surprised because this is probably my worst comment so far.
@zivunknown
@zivunknown 3 роки тому
@@trexion3443 That's ok, still better than Steven's channel.
@trexion3443
@trexion3443 3 роки тому
@@zivunknown So true
@Retrokage
@Retrokage 3 роки тому
When he said “I’ll send you to Jesus” I was dying
@MrSilversurfer0515
@MrSilversurfer0515 3 роки тому
Yesss me too... Also when he said "i had to walk through your dimension to get to school"
@Kevin-jc1fx
@Kevin-jc1fx 3 роки тому
Poor was traumatized.
@dingy8764
@dingy8764 3 роки тому
@@MrSilversurfer0515 Oh, i thought he said “I want your dimension to get to school.”
@Soda008
@Soda008 3 роки тому
Frtho! Bwahahaha
@Pelipear
@Pelipear 3 роки тому
Don't mean to bother y'all or anything (like fr) but I make skits kinda like Steven He but not really! Feel free to check 'em out! Thanks! :)
@vi_gaming5832
@vi_gaming5832 Рік тому
The fact he doesn’t hide the string proves he’s just doing it for fun and to entertain others ❤ this is why I love creators like this
@rastislavkirovich
@rastislavkirovich 11 місяців тому
He just doesn't know how to hide….
@dessert_sweet287
@dessert_sweet287 10 місяців тому
I just love your videos so much it aways make me laugh and lightens up my mood when I'm having a bad day.I can always count on you to make me smile😂❤😂
@michellewang3270
@michellewang3270 3 роки тому
So nobody gonna talk about how Steven’s dad is a double academy award winner? No wonder he thinks his son is a failure...
@King_Nipper
@King_Nipper 3 роки тому
Not even made with real gold, biggest disappointment until Steven was born.
@kindra11111
@kindra11111 3 роки тому
His other foot started a business at 9, easy
@onesaucdragon
@onesaucdragon 3 роки тому
This is standard for Asians
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 роки тому
HAHA
@vickmalham8191
@vickmalham8191 3 роки тому
@@StevenHe you are a failure
@CaesarShadowKnight
@CaesarShadowKnight 3 роки тому
“I didn’t know I ran a foster home for FAILURE.” Steven’s dad steady spitting lava
@Roseiee849
@Roseiee849 11 місяців тому
I LOVE THIS UKposts THIS IS MY FAVORITE
@shabmia8920
@shabmia8920 11 місяців тому
I love how he is not even trying to hide the string
@olinaw5145
@olinaw5145 3 роки тому
That's how impressive Steven's dad's slipper throwing is... he can make slippers fly across dimensions :O
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 роки тому
EXACTLY
@Order-si7nd
@Order-si7nd 3 роки тому
@@StevenHe this is why you are one thing only other than a UKpostsr about their dad FAILURE
@mervieschrealdoenteminerev8327
@mervieschrealdoenteminerev8327 3 роки тому
@@StevenHe you still FAILURE you hit sooo soft why not A very hard throw?
@Littleicy1
@Littleicy1 3 роки тому
I read this with the accent in my head lmfao
@olinaw5145
@olinaw5145 3 роки тому
@@StevenHe Thanks so much for taking the time to reply!
@daiyan66
@daiyan66 3 роки тому
steven’s dad has evolved he uses to fight lions with corn cans and tyrannosaurus with nunchucks now he can fight a ghost with a slipper
@kanthatchayaphan5309
@kanthatchayaphan5309 3 роки тому
Hes not a FAUUYYYLELERRRRRR
@TheKueiJin
@TheKueiJin 3 роки тому
Slipper technique is from ancient China when they could warp time and space and hit ghost before it was born and in the last second of its life. Both at the same time.
@Ruv_S
@Ruv_S 3 роки тому
😂
@JustanotherdudeOramI
@JustanotherdudeOramI 3 роки тому
@@TheKueiJin I imagined saying this with his accent
@ultra_01
@ultra_01 2 роки тому
slipper can go through space time
@andrethegreatyt2
@andrethegreatyt2 Рік тому
Steven disguised as a ghost getting hit with a shoe is comedy gold
@danokiwi6464
@danokiwi6464 3 місяці тому
nicely done. it’s getting harder and harder to find real humor anymore, appreciate it.
@jinisha_d20
@jinisha_d20 Рік тому
"Did I say you can leave" Got me laughing out of my chair
@NoahLoftier
@NoahLoftier Рік тому
And then the slipper slapping the heck out of the ghost's head had me dying.
@ThatOneProFloppaTheBest
@ThatOneProFloppaTheBest Рік тому
I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS
@Trehek
@Trehek 9 місяців тому
Go do the dishes!
@Akarumey2023
@Akarumey2023 8 місяців тому
If it's saying Asian it's sound scary.
@mastervex5698
@mastervex5698 2 роки тому
LMAO. Steven: *Threatens Ghost* "I will send you to Jesus!" Ghost: *thinks it is a bluff* *Goes for the door* Steven: *Hurls his divine justice slipper* Quake Announcer: "HEAD SHOT!"
@surgeonsalt2864
@surgeonsalt2864 2 роки тому
SSBU Announcer: GAME
@macaemeia146
@macaemeia146 2 роки тому
Jesus: dam that was a good shot
@synykergaming4933
@synykergaming4933 2 роки тому
That was the funniest part of the entire vid XD
@alexiaknightwalker8432
@alexiaknightwalker8432 2 роки тому
666 likes. YAS!
@ImADeity
@ImADeity 2 роки тому
The sound
@axelsoderhielm2127
@axelsoderhielm2127 6 днів тому
That smack was a direct headshot 😂
@andylastname566
@andylastname566 7 місяців тому
The Send you to Jesus line was gold. XD
@SoupEarthOfficial
@SoupEarthOfficial 2 роки тому
Ghost: *Writes Hell* Him: The only thing scary about this is demotinization! Also him: *Litteraly says hell like 193719748 times*
@kevinrestoule
@kevinrestoule 2 роки тому
He should have responded with: Who's wasting my ketchup?!! My grandmother would've caught that ;) Throwing the slipper at the end was the best!
@gab5012
@gab5012 2 роки тому
@@kevinrestoule yeah but Asians don't value tomato sauce like we value a grain of rice, some kinda just have it in our pantry for years for the sake of having it in a white people country and never use it
@randomguypostanimeupdates6703
@randomguypostanimeupdates6703 2 роки тому
Agree a
@shilpanaik8187
@shilpanaik8187 2 роки тому
Correction he says hail so that he doesn't get demonitized Sorry if I spelt it wrong
@liamsworld4645
@liamsworld4645 2 роки тому
Yes he says hail
@ij1376
@ij1376 2 роки тому
"Did I say you can leave? Go do the dishes." _This dude really just pulled an alpha move on a ghost._
@DaughterOfMaat
@DaughterOfMaat 2 роки тому
That guy was in full "Tired, busy and angry Asian mum" mode xD
@arandomasschannel
@arandomasschannel 2 роки тому
@@DaughterOfMaat basically my mom
@dignityworks_animates5775
@dignityworks_animates5775 2 роки тому
@@arandomasschannel same
@samg2394
@samg2394 2 роки тому
“I will send you to Jesus!”
@bhavibro1025
@bhavibro1025 2 роки тому
sigma move*
@217sherlock
@217sherlock 9 місяців тому
The slipper to the ghost's head cracker me up
@maquabear5242
@maquabear5242 Рік тому
Good job. Keep up the good work.
@AnaklusmosPSI
@AnaklusmosPSI 2 роки тому
“Ghosts don’t hunt Asians” Every Japanese death game: “ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT”
@SavignyWRT
@SavignyWRT 2 роки тому
In fact every asian is not allowed play game like this because they will send the ghost to jesus
@suruwatsunuwar8387
@suruwatsunuwar8387 2 роки тому
him: I will send you to Jesus! every Japanese death game: *tries to kill him* Him: Yeets flip flop to each of emm
@amkc8479
@amkc8479 2 роки тому
Y e s
@nargiaz7368
@nargiaz7368 2 роки тому
It's because those ones are also asians. Making it 10000% scarier
@insertnamehere4983
@insertnamehere4983 2 роки тому
ghost dont haunt pure asian and chinese
@anirbanroy5667
@anirbanroy5667 3 роки тому
Steven's dad:- I will send you to Jesus *throws his slipper Almost every exorcist out there:- Am I a joke to you?
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 роки тому
HAHA
@Ghost-nj7nj
@Ghost-nj7nj 2 роки тому
My grandmother said the same thing when I started growing facial hair
@ginathecookie
@ginathecookie 2 роки тому
Steven's Dad to the exorcists: Yes, You a failure
@flooremoji
@flooremoji 2 роки тому
Too expensive
@darenk77
@darenk77 2 роки тому
From whence you came
@mariadmendez7773
@mariadmendez7773 6 місяців тому
I loved the bloopers and outtakes!😂
@jensenchong0602
@jensenchong0602 7 місяців тому
That last part was so funny😂
@RushWheeler
@RushWheeler 2 роки тому
"I walked through your dimension to get to School" I'm more dead than the ghost
@thegnn5918
@thegnn5918 2 роки тому
Fr though💀
@dabossboi763
@dabossboi763 2 роки тому
I like "I warp your dimension to get to school" better
@CerealIs2Gud
@CerealIs2Gud 2 роки тому
U on crack or smth he said “I want your dimension to get to school”
@pinkshrimp1540
@pinkshrimp1540 2 роки тому
The distance changes every video istg ☠️
@phoenixpeng8822
@phoenixpeng8822 3 роки тому
"we bring laughter to more people to cure their failures" -Stevens dad 2021
@nashwaan2956
@nashwaan2956 3 роки тому
So basically you're saying "we act like failures to entertain other failures"
@2old2kare94
@2old2kare94 3 роки тому
I read this as he said it🤣🤣
@xMinimal
@xMinimal 3 роки тому
@@2old2kare94 same haha
@mohdadham2001
@mohdadham2001 8 місяців тому
ghosts dont haunt asians, asians haunt ghosts
@Valorantnewbie-ml8si
@Valorantnewbie-ml8si 6 днів тому
Ultimate weapon : Did I say you can leave?
@frosttail309
@frosttail309 3 роки тому
Instead of being scared of the ghost the dad rages at it. " Are you dumb?" HAHAHAHAHA that's amazing!
@Schweinegulasch
@Schweinegulasch 3 роки тому
Thanks for describing the joke. I almost didn't get it.
@Pelipear
@Pelipear 3 роки тому
Ayeo my guys, I make skits! Feel free to check 'em out! Thanks :)
@russiasgreatestspinmachine4096
@russiasgreatestspinmachine4096 3 роки тому
@Oscar Skuza Everyone saw it lol, we just pretend i didn't happen because it is physically impossible for Steven to make it move without it
@frosttail309
@frosttail309 3 роки тому
@@russiasgreatestspinmachine4096 true 😂
@sparkeyjames
@sparkeyjames Рік тому
God I love the strings. No effort to hide them. Made me laugh.
@graceb5779
@graceb5779 7 місяців тому
“What are u doing standing at the dooor this is a small apartment we have no sunlight”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@angryboi595
@angryboi595 2 роки тому
“Did I say you could leave. Go do the dishes” It was game over for the ghost at that point
@shadowchaos5866
@shadowchaos5866 2 роки тому
emotional damage
@theinkygamer2422
@theinkygamer2422 2 роки тому
"I will send you to jesus"
@forillafax2169
@forillafax2169 2 роки тому
@@theinkygamer2422 1:53
@abluesapphire1352
@abluesapphire1352 2 роки тому
@@eh7602 Damn, nice to know there’s pcs in heaven XD
@solar.building
@solar.building Рік тому
“WHAT YOU DOING AT THE DOOR AT THIS SMALL APARTMENT WE HAVE NO SUNLIGHT”
@thatoneguy6418
@thatoneguy6418 2 роки тому
"I didn't know I ran a foster home for failures"facking killed me
@Ray-bq9ue
@Ray-bq9ue 2 роки тому
What my mom said when she had me-
@albaneedge
@albaneedge 2 роки тому
The line that actually got me good was "I will send you to Jesus" XD
@legodude239
@legodude239 2 роки тому
True
@hamr61
@hamr61 2 роки тому
Still rolfling
@fiz00
@fiz00 2 роки тому
HAHAHAHAHAH
@SirSuperBoxers
@SirSuperBoxers Рік тому
the algorithm brought me to your channel a couple days ago. i have been having a good time
@Notslender421
@Notslender421 8 місяців тому
Bro wasn’t even at least bothered to hide even the littlest part
@Blakeneyd
@Blakeneyd Рік тому
I love how he criticized the ghost for not living up to its potential.
@albionpewpew
@albionpewpew Рік тому
"living" up to his potential is uh... Fine word choice
@mariustan9275
@mariustan9275 11 місяців тому
Deading up to his potential
@LilianaKali
@LilianaKali 3 місяці тому
Maybe ... "deading down" to his potential? XD XD XD@@mariustan9275
@cupidsammy
@cupidsammy 2 роки тому
My Asian friend after I showed her this: "The only things that scare Asians are their mothers" 😂😂😂
@Mysti-P
@Mysti-P 2 роки тому
So true lmao
@rithvikmuthyalapati9754
@rithvikmuthyalapati9754 2 роки тому
Amen, can confirm
@tangerin_han
@tangerin_han 2 роки тому
The two most scary things in the entire universe: Abuelas holding slippers, and mothers
@istillcantthinkofaname7993
@istillcantthinkofaname7993 2 роки тому
true
@sungjinwo9316
@sungjinwo9316 2 роки тому
Your wrong buddy if there is someone scary than mother it's our father and when my father is mad *GOD MAY BE SO MERCIFUL*
@IM_SB123
@IM_SB123 9 місяців тому
When Steven he throw he’s shoe got me laugh so hard
@KaziHimaloy
@KaziHimaloy 2 місяці тому
The string makes this 1000× funnier
@UniversOfPhoenix7
@UniversOfPhoenix7 Рік тому
He send the ghost back to Jesus so fast, that what I call efficient exorcism
@codychen9036
@codychen9036 Рік тому
“I will send you to jesus! 🩴”
@pierrotzzz
@pierrotzzz Рік тому
Those ghost movies lied to us.... the best way to exorcise is take out your sandal and just say the golden words- "I wiLL sEnD you To jEsuS"🩴 Very effective.
@EC2421Mir
@EC2421Mir Рік тому
and he making him do the dishes 🤣
@mugthemagpie3001
@mugthemagpie3001 11 місяців тому
It doesn't matter if you are a mortal or ghost. If an elder picks up a flip-flop, you really want to be somewhere else.
@rafandersson4187
@rafandersson4187 11 місяців тому
I didnt know I ran a foster Home for failures!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@chloeng4128
@chloeng4128 2 роки тому
"I will send you to Jesus" Ghost:...*still leaves* *Throws shoe* Ghost:..*sobbing while doing the dishes*.....
@johnwufky1634
@johnwufky1634 2 роки тому
Lol
@soap4412
@soap4412 2 роки тому
F
@amkc8479
@amkc8479 2 роки тому
Not shoe it's slipper
@Exozealots
@Exozealots 2 роки тому
Chinese Ghost does it better: It can haunt everyday and still make rice before he it comes home and walks to ghost school both ways while fighting Skeletons Lions with Knucks, all while doing business at the same time with Ghost Corn.
@chloeng4128
@chloeng4128 2 роки тому
@@Exozealots all asian parents:SEE WHY CANT YOU BE LIKE THEM asian kids:I'm not a ghost- Asian parents:DONT TALK BACK
@Segrimas
@Segrimas Рік тому
OH MY GOD, I just discovered this channel, and suddenly a casual evening became something epic
@Qudoos_Ezz_Al-Arab
@Qudoos_Ezz_Al-Arab 9 місяців тому
Why Does Steven He Always Make My Day Better? Hilarious as Always😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣👻🩴
@cutelilmikey
@cutelilmikey Рік тому
I literally love the part. DID I SAY YOU COULD LEAVE?!?!😂😂
@manhnguyentien7638
@manhnguyentien7638 3 роки тому
"Did I say you can leave?" - Every Asian parents ever -
@kenancarolina4686
@kenancarolina4686 3 роки тому
Sounds like teachers when they say the bell doesn’t dismiss you I do
@tanyam9853
@tanyam9853 3 роки тому
BAHAHAHA, the plot twist!
@LV99BeyReviews
@LV99BeyReviews 3 роки тому
*Leaves Asian parents: So you have chosen More homework
@YunikuYosefMomoka
@YunikuYosefMomoka 2 роки тому
💀 So true.
When "Asian" is a Difficulty Mode: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
5:16
Steven He
Переглядів 41 млн
Why You Don't Kidnap ASIANS - Your Skit Ideas
5:58
Steven He
Переглядів 3,2 млн
Спектакль для окупантів та ждунів 🤯
00:47
Радіо Байрактар
Переглядів 546 тис.
Why Ghosts Don't Haunt Asians
2:53
Steven He
Переглядів 26 млн
Asian's Got Parent (ft. Steven He & Uncle Roger)
7:11
TwoSetViolin
Переглядів 11 млн
"I Will Send You to Jesus" Remix (ft. @StevenHe)
2:15
AJ Goh
Переглядів 14 тис.
If Masterchef was Asian | Steven He, Joma Tech, Jeenie Weenie, Twosetviolin
4:56
When You Forgot the Deadline
3:39
Steven He
Переглядів 3 млн
Emotional Damage: Asian Parent Punishments 2
5:28
Steven He
Переглядів 8 млн
Doctor Mike vs. Steven He | Emotional Damage
12:50
Doctor Mike
Переглядів 4,6 млн
Asians During Halloween
4:54
Steven He
Переглядів 1,8 млн
If Squid Game Was ACTUALLY Asian
4:21
Steven He
Переглядів 7 млн
If Shark Tank Was Asian
7:14
Steven He
Переглядів 17 млн
Шапка МЕЛКОГО (смешное видео, видео, приколы, поржать)
0:59
Натурал Альбертович
Переглядів 2,4 млн
ТЫ С ДРУГОМ В ДЕТСТВЕ😂#shorts
1:00
BATEK_OFFICIAL
Переглядів 1,6 млн
угадай кто едет в ДД? #shortsvideo
0:32
Katya Klon
Переглядів 1,8 млн