Ig your brains are poland and my projects are the angry painter 💀

@@placitechbruh 😭😭😭😭

@@placitech 😆😆😆😆

💀💀💀

⁠oh no… not hit- *shot* @@placitech: you knew too much.

You forgot "oil" and "Remington 870 12 gauge pump shotgun"

@@grokcaveman yeah, that's the backup security passwords

Terrorism, Injustice and hypocrisy is missing

​@@naumannaeem7027 America isn't a terrorist group

@@naumannaeem7027 who the fuck asked bro it's a joke no need to get political in a yt comment section

I thought they were 00000000?

Whoaaaaaaa good one

It's Alexa I want THE gun 😂

911 likes

You dont invade a country with nukes

Yooo with freedom sause?

I think you mean Newcular Lunch

With the demon core (124Trillion calories)

​@vinayrangaswamy77 I am on the see food diet.

Uranium has 40b calories per gram (american using mertic system, shocker) and costs around $1,490/4g. For the average 2,000 calorie human diet, the cost would be around $0.000018625 (0.46 viet dong) Uranium is the smart lunch choice, eat your greens

I said the same thing 😂

"Bailout"

Nah thats the security code for Venezuela

​@@joeswanson1662and same for every leftist-leaning dictatorship. Funny how communism proves itself unsustainable over and over, yet people still love it.

He probably didnt want to leak the actual nuclear codes 😂

That's the surprise for later

I believe that was implied in the "freedom" portion of the phrase.

Only the most American thing besides health insurance.

@@dsandoval9396yeah, some people don’t use their brain :p

how are you verified as chicken

Chicken on every channel now 😭

@@PyromaniaGaming I think it’s just a paid UKposts channel from webs and stuff, I doubt the subs are real and the account itself.

It's a chicken!

says the guy that paid for subs

We sent more to Gaza…+ Gaza isn’t a country. So close tho

@@red-blue3430 Lol what..? Stupid

@@red-blue3430lol what?

​@@red-blue3430 you sent di*ks and call it aid, might aswell start another black house in your US for recreational purposes 💀

​@@red-blue3430no you didn't 💀

Truck >>>>> guns

math proves it. KE=.5MV^2 Truck=KE = 3125000.5 J 9mm KE=312J 312500>312@@espinita.

​@@Okamika44accurate explanation

Guns=Freedom

There was sadly a three word limit in the code.

Worked the last 3 times

wil work the next 3 times@@Extrare_

OIL RAAAHHH AMERICA 🇺🇸

10000IQ

Not

That is just a constant like the speed of light. If the US gov ever stops printing money it's because it's over for DC

If they did that, prices would go down. That would be nice.

@@Theonly_Onyx Actually, "printing money" is how inflation is made. 😕

@@stickmenwithraygunsinflation is a 100 percent man made idea.

@@stickmenwithrayguns inflation is only because of currency notes. Before the US implemented currency notes we used the weight of silver and gold and bronze. The idea of poverty comes from the same place of inflation. We created the word and then forgot that we created the word. Throughout history, every time we've created hierarchies we also created poverty. Explain to me the benefit of inflation without using the terminologies of man made economics?

Yo chill man you need consent to do people and that would make them pedos

@@mr0boringwhat made you think this was about sex 💀

​@@AlexTheNerd"do stupid staff"

@@minnveey’all so dirty minded bro he was talking about the program jn the video 😭

@@AlexTheNerd finally someone that is not insane on the internet

Same 😭

their whole currency is running on debt and prayers

@@adamusswe have one of the strongest economies 🤷

biden's solution : give tax-money to Israel

@@Ianahflstop lying ~ and American citizen

im iraqi too you wota melon cat

We aren't the middle east

Wait I forgot about Japan nvm u right

I was thinking it will give more money aka as a new number...

We only did that ONE TIME ...Okay, twice. But it was the same crisis. Shut up.

that was my brain 💀

That's what I expecting too 😂

You got it backwards, the federal reserve tells our government THEIR requests...

​@@djabroni_brochacho4644 While hava nagila plays in the background.

​​​@@djabroni_brochacho4644i'm sure you're also the type too think trump is a hero fighting against the evil fesral reserve meanwhile he put jerome powell in charge

I was also thinking about something along the lines of monetizing the debt. Money printer go brrrrr~

If printing money causes inflation just unprint money to fix economy

@@baranjan6969 Now to just find someone and convince them to "unprint" their money. What, you think the government would "unprint" their own money? Thats crazy talk!

As an argentinian, I dont recommend this.

@@fluffy7358 You unprint your money by buying something with concrete value like gold. But well.... the US solved that problem by....making it illegal to own gold so they can steal it from you. (1933-1974) So you also have to invest in some home defence and get your neighbourhood to join your "collective".

​@@thetruthisoutthere5173It actually works, but Argentine politicians are very useless in making the scam work.

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Cmon man stop acting like Sleepy Joe would know how to work this without having a stroke 😂

😂

​@@ideges-smasszersleepy joe might not be able to do this, but Dark Brandon will surely kick your ass.

@@power21100only a President with zero self-awareness would adopt part of an insulting nickname given to him by the populace and wear it with pride. Absolute delusion.

​@@dbsoldguydavidI mean trump is a dumb ass so either way they are both not qualified to be in office

Same, either that or send the marines

Too elaborate of a joke for the average commoner. Plus it would summon triggered MMT proponents.

No, then it would actually be funny and address a real issue.

​@@Ok_ThanksThat's objectively true though.

@@Ok_Thankstell me you know nothing about economics without telling me you know nothing about economics

These jokes are as old as ww1.

@@Hypogean7 not a joke man. Hopefully you'll understand some day

@@ninjastiz9046 It's been over 200 years of people complaining about the government.

​@@Hypogean7 almost 248 years now (since Americas founding). Assuming the people who had a revolution against their government knew how to criticize their government! you should too! Bonus points if you can be creative about it.

Yep that true

“Blame whatever party is dealing with the mess left behind”

​@kay-no really hope your not talking about our current one lol. Simply creating more and more problems every day since bidens gotten in.

Solution to economic crisis: spend billions on invading eastern countries 😂

If only it was just a decade

i cant imagine being american

Me who lives in the middle east: 👑

We’re coming for your oil.

Me too bro thankfully my country has the least oil out of the middle east so we will be there last snack

​@@jojoreference945PLEASE MAN IM BEGGING YOU😭😭😭

uhhh... i live in iraq

😂

THAT ACTUALLY GOT ME

But we have cats

carmanella girls

Why build a device to do a handbag when we have cats already?

Those are reserved for "solving" the problems with mass gun violence.

me too 😂

Guns and prayers work too, I'd say.

​@@jmckendry84mass fun violence or terrorism as seen in Europe?

Motionless in White song?

smart enough to make 40 trillion dollars a year

Yeah, really groundbreaking stuff here.

You guys need to find a harbor and turn it into a big old cup of tea. These bastards think they can treat the people they govern like crap until the people stand up and say "No." - Canada needs to figure out how it's going to say "No." Good luck to you. 🇺🇲

No we don’t. Easy Pierre lover.

Or more LGBT.

It was a long time ago when they led to the formation osma bi laden and got hit back by their own hammer

@@AdityaRoy-gh5mdyou’ll never guess who had close relations with the bin Laden family 😮 hint, presidency runs in the family

@@Honeydoyou seriously?😲😲 that's some crazy shit bro

Well, they eventually solve a problem that they created after a long time, for example bin laden

Brosky is trynna make me cry 😭❤️

Some people are easily impressed by recycled decades-old humor it seems.

How To Irritate Americans: Talk about their Healthcare 😂

we are more free than any other country, and nothing wrong with our healthcare. we just have too many poor people who don’t want to work. i have no issues affording my healthcare 🤣

​@@benjaminmartindaleyou are free than any other country because you invade them bruh I mean middle east have had enough of America's invading and lieing to the world that we started it or we are terrorists Etc 😑

​@@benjaminmartindale The top 1% trying to represent the entire population always fascinates me

Lmao y’all talk about us more than your own damm country. Just say you’re jealous 🤣

That’s corporations

*cries in European inflation 💸 *

Egyptian inflation intensifies

​@@AbdullahMRiadfr a whole ass chicken is more expensive than an average workers income

@@TheMArtagnanyeah they could choose to not raise prices and go out of business and let everyone starve. That might be better

ah yes A company named "freedom burger" bought a truck.

Yeah 🍔🤰💣

ohh yeah, god bless the american continent, where millions and millions live there...

There is no god in America, God knows nothing about that bloody place

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God dump america

same thing

That literally is it

Imagine all that free money going to overseas nations being invested into the education system or homelessness or less predatory healthcare

What are you talking about? Making the Russian military look like a joke is a more American past time than baseball. And unlike baseball we're still batter at it than the Japanese.

you know that short black & white comic of two men walking past each other on the street, and they notice that the they both are wearing the same hat, and the dialog is just various thought bubbles and speech bubbles with the phrase “Same hat!?” repeated over and over? same hat

Yeah, its pretty fucked up in rl, but its just a joke, and the people get wtf is going on there

@@kellerossel I truly hope so because it seems like sleepy joe biden’s government and all of the major media companies are completely delusional (or purposefully) and lost amongst the actual problem…

It's A-rab

@@AntiBabyPill I keep seeing you in comments of shorts

@@spicytee133 It might be your sign to get an abortion preggo 😳🫵

Israel isn't getting their arms from nowhere

@@raspberryjam Ukraine gets support too but it doesn't count as invasion, or am I missing a difference?

​@talkingbirb2808 the only reason US is supporting Ukraine is as a dig to Russia. I'm glad Ukraine is getting support but let's be honest, the US isn't doing it to be altruistic

​@@talkingbirb2808 in one the US is supporting the side being invaded by a country that uses indiscriminate bombing and commits wide scale war crimes, in the other one the US is supporting the invader that uses indiscriminate bombing and commits wide scale war crimes

I mean ...... Isreal got nothing without big daddy USA

Yea but the US uses those taxes to fund the invasion

65 million years ago, titanic lizards walked the earth. When they were felled by a falling star, their ichor spilled into the bowels of the earth mother.

Petro dollar

@@gosteampunkdotcomdon’t forget the profits from weapons manufacturing

oil

It's 1:invade a middle eastern country 2:print more money 3:oil 4:oil 5:oil 5:i can't count to six

@@AffectionateBlockGame-hv7nx I thought there was another one

we're coming for you, and your oil

Get your ass ready to be invaded

Been there, done that.

I dont think its a country anymore

Oh how is it doing right now?