your friend who has been to the renaissance fair before

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in this video i am just the absolute worst
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to small town reviews to how they use shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to the how they use shotgun to the gus johnson shotgun to if i was frozone... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright. Guys, if you put all this dumb stuff in the description, it helps your videos. isn't that wild?
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

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@non_brewed_condiment Рік тому

kind of cringe to film this on a camera rather than painting a series of portraits to describe the events. Not exactly period appropriate

@CoolLookinPea Рік тому

This is simply unacceptable, I demand a redo with the correct quality The video was funny though I did laugh

@aprussianbean3531 Рік тому

yeah, kinda sucks but i think its not canon maybe a fictional universe

@Camelotsmoon Рік тому

Ikr, kills the immersion.

@whincorbin1553 11 місяців тому

Super duper cringe on the real cereal not even jesting its so not a pieriod

@lisav4483 11 місяців тому

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MattEBF5 Рік тому

i once gathered like 6-7 dudes with staves (including two Gandalfs) and we just went around saying "staff meeting".

@MattEBF5 Рік тому

it's a shame we couldn't get Jesus to join us though

@juancena1259 Рік тому

Lol proper ren faire shenanigans

@returnoftheromans6726 Рік тому

Truly men of culture!

@tyffaneelavely8087 11 місяців тому

that is amazing

@hop-skip-ouch8798 11 місяців тому

@@MattEBF5 Jesus avoids long wooden stuff. Should've tried for Moses.

@3eyedwonderkid Рік тому

“All the vendors love me” is actually code for “I am the most insufferable person here”

@AzraelThanatos 9 місяців тому

Either that or just the person with more than enough coin and easy to trigger the impulse buys with

@warweasel2832 Місяць тому

20 something y/o dude in expensive "PeRiOd AcCuRaTe" garb saying "All the vendors love me" -> tries to aggressively roleplay with all the vendors, and takes their forced customer service smile as genuine happiness. ~50 guy in handmade joke costume: "Sure, I've been around a lot, but I only actually know a few of the vendors. I try not to take too much of their time" -> Actually knows like 70% of the returning vendors by name and talks about home life stuff with them when there's no line/down time. Regularly gets discounts, freebies.

@Reliquancy Рік тому

Not wearing sunscreen for authenticity is hardcore.

@patriciaa.5571 8 місяців тому

How about not using deoderant?

@Mehmehmeh746 Рік тому

I went to one with my family and they managed to make every minute similarly insufferable. I just got drunk as fast as I could.

@thesaviorofsouls5210 Рік тому

Ill drink to that

@RodneeGirthshaft Рік тому

Probably cost you more than you will inherit.

@Mehmehmeh746 Рік тому

@@RodneeGirthshaft I was actually 19 so my old man was the one paying for my drinks lol. He too was suffering.

@Guaguadeath Рік тому

mead will get you fucked up in a hurry lol try chugging some out of a horn next time!

@jakooboo147 Рік тому

At Ren Faire, that getting drunk doesn't take long...

@askmeaboutmycats3804 Рік тому

Yeah, this is pretty accurate. except for the part where they have super extravagant cosplay they wear the whole time, and how they know everyone's names.

@cptobvius Рік тому

Well and the fact the vendor said they’re selling real pewter, I think they only allow pewtinium to prevent any lead poisonings.

@Kitteh.B Рік тому

How are your cats?

@okayyish Рік тому

@@cptobvius only low grade pewter contains lead

@robertmoore8602 Рік тому

How are your cats? Still doing nothing but killing mice while dogs do everything from herding, rescuing, scouting, hunting etc etc since medieval times?

@deanmcmichael8843 Рік тому

@Don't Read My Profile Picture ok i won't

@KG-jh4on Рік тому

Gus we need this character but with "I've played this board game before"

@SeaHorseGypsy Рік тому

That is a great idea! 💡

@skjekken Рік тому

Totally!

@skjekken Рік тому

Or if they haven't already done this, the guy who always spoils the movie or says "watch this" or "this part is great" and always manages to say it at the wrong part like "hey, pay attention now" (and nothing happens), "no, i mean .... now" (and nothing happens once again)... You get the point. I've done it myself and can recognize how annoying it is for others.

@henrybierman8431 Рік тому

Look up board James.

@hoilst265 10 місяців тому

Need "Guy who drags out a board only HE knows at a party and makes everyone play". "YOU CAN'T TAKE A BOUNTY OF THE SEA CARD IF YOU'VE ALREADY MOVED YOUR SCHOONER! YOU HAVE TO ROLL A 4 OR HEPTAGRAM. GOD! IT'S LIKE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO READ THE 148-PAGE INSTRUCTION BOOK FOR THIS GAME THAT ONLY I HAD ACCESS TO AND THAT I LEFT AT HOME."

@MichaelWilliams01 Рік тому

“Lingering gaze upon your bosom,” is the line that got me married.

@jimmym3352 Рік тому

It's the line that got me divorced. It wasn't my wife's bosom I was lingering on.

@juancena1259 Рік тому

How all solid foundations are built

@mechadoggy Місяць тому

@@jimmym3352makes sense

@BeretBay Рік тому

1:12 That was 100% improvised on the spot.😂

@ItsFreshItsAnne Рік тому

Holy shit why do you NAIL every single one of these?!?!? Don't you EVER stop, Gus!!!

@prvapatkica Рік тому

I would not be suprised if he was banned from axe throwing for almost killing a kid.

@memethanYT Рік тому

John Cena does the same at the weekends 🤷🏻‍♂️

@MarsKarl. Рік тому

What the hell do I call this kind of joke? It's so straightforward that it's like a SUPER fake-out. I'm flabbergasted. Dumbfounded. Awestruck. Flabbergasted, even.

@no-replies 3 місяці тому

@econmachete Рік тому

The dance at 1:10 is godly

@andrewdobosz3682 Рік тому

Gus is a true renaissance man

@victorkreig6089 Рік тому

My local Ren fair moved to the other side of the state because the guy who had the rights to it thought he could get more business there Of course he didn't, half the traveling merchants that followed the circuit stopped going and the turnout was 1/5th the size of what he had when he was here So basically we lost our Ren fair here because the owner was a greedy douche and then his mistake not only ruined him financially but also ruined the rest of our chances to enjoy going to a Ren fair once a year for good

@chemistrygeek15 Рік тому

That sucks dude!!! :( Ren faire is a blast

@samuraicupcake289 Рік тому

So sorry man, I hope they bring it back

@madogmdp Рік тому

Small Town ren fair reviews next video idea lol

@TRKJSR Рік тому

Ren fair…ren fair, ren fair.

@ZZubZZero Рік тому

Sounds like an opportunity to host a Ren fair in the old place

@BinroWasRight Рік тому

I've performed at Renaissance festivals for 30 years, and this is hilarious!

@kurtttttttt Рік тому

Gus dancing here reminds me of that video of him dancing at that amusement park years ago and saying “together we can fight terrorism” at the end lol… time to watch that 12 times in a row

@dreadlot2489 Рік тому

my friends and i are planning on going to the renaissance fair for the first time and this video has me laughing sillyily

@allisontrevor 11 місяців тому

Have fun!

@TheDorkle Рік тому

“Wish I could get my hands on those udders” Killed it Gus, great work Looking forward to that collab 🤘🏼🤘🏼😉😉

@mechanicalsimulation3072 Рік тому

keep looking foward

@tubevideoguy762 Рік тому

"I KNOW I ALMOST KILLED A KID LAST YEAR!"😂

@TheDorkle Рік тому

@@mechanicalsimulation3072 You got it good buddy 😘

@HisVirusness Рік тому

"...Um, is this store bought mead? Disappointing."

@Patrick-it8nk Рік тому

This is freaking hilarious, having finally gone to a ren faire while all my friends have gone for like 10 years. I'm al excited for the animals, fun costumes and they're all pointing out whats different from last year 😂

@Metal_headgirl Рік тому

Ive been going to the red fair for about 6 years and this year I took my boyfriend who had never even herd of it. It was so cute watching him get all into it about halfway thru he asked if he could carry my sword so I let him because it was getting heavy anyway.

@returnoftheromans6726 Рік тому

Aww, that's so cute!

@matthewjury4385 11 місяців тому

Communist

@Metal_headgirl 9 місяців тому

@@returnoftheromans6726 thank you!

@Godeias Рік тому

Always a banger. Great to see you haven't lost your touch. Still looking forward to a new God's Country, I miss Mama Johnson!

@KanyeNorth100 Рік тому

I agree, you give the best hugs.

@DallePics 11 місяців тому

1:10 The awkward, missed high 5 got me lollin'.

@jeffmarin7356 Рік тому

You uploading just makes the day that much better 🙌🏼

@xxfloppypillowxx Рік тому

Idk how Gus can film these things in public I'd be so embarassed

@Creat0r_animations Рік тому

yet another banger

@oldmanuncle1237 Рік тому

I'm glad your still around gus. I've been here since low budget monsters inc!

@DecafInvidia Рік тому

I'd probably hang out with that guy. They are very encouraging with the dances. AND he knows all the vendors and the vendors know him!

@HogEnjoyer Рік тому

“walking past the axes, im not allowed in anymore” 💀💀💀

@nataliaregina3094 11 місяців тому

ahh! so good! feels like i'm with an old friend as always!

@kjorndog Рік тому

My friend went last weekend 😞 thank you for this small comfort in these trying times

@someguy8156 Рік тому

God I fucking love gus! Every upload is a banger!

@brittneyraeallday 11 місяців тому

This went Gus mode

@MyAmazingUsername Рік тому

This is hilariously spot-on! :)

@ImYourMamaQc Рік тому

This is soo great! What a time to be alive the camera really change the renaissance . 😮

@ringgold05 Рік тому

This is so true. They be acting like they have a PhD in Medieval Studies. 😂

@joebleasdale5557 Рік тому

I have no clue what this is making fun of but I’m here for Gus using 100% of his brain 😂😂

@kellergilbert Рік тому

Truly a renaissance of all time

@zombie_snax Рік тому

I liked the little dance , but it was hilarious how you played off the dude avoiding your high five ! 😂😂

@KailTirasleen Рік тому

The dance at 1:10 was iconic.

@RyanRyzzo Рік тому

"Mother of mine, thou hast let the horses perish!"

@DA_Strom Рік тому

I love these videos! They make me feels like I have friends!

@caseyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Рік тому

Oh boy, he's there! 👏

@Art_Airbear Рік тому

“I give the best hugs” I would hug you.😂

@TheFriendshipOnion Рік тому

Thank you Gus. I hate this more than words can describe 😂

@Lord_Malkior Рік тому

1:00 Absolutely love this shout-out, haha.

@Stormin_Norman_1066 Рік тому

Man I never thought someone could nail “Rennie Energy” this well…

@z3r0_The_Hero Рік тому

The continuation we never asked for but now we know that we actually really really need it... ya

@aaron1719 Рік тому

Gus is a legend

@hardcodedgamer2265 Рік тому

Gus is the definition of insanity its like watching a cartoon character but its real lol

@Mintfae 11 місяців тому

Nooooo I'm soooo called out ahhahaha the suede and the "ugh radio edit" even This was great and makes me so enthusiastic about upcoming faires!

@nathanvanderpool1175 Рік тому

ugh not the radio edit *rolling eyes emoji*

@boltoms Рік тому

*YES M’LORD!!* 😩

@metlica1988 11 місяців тому

Gus you're the best ! xD

@RedSiegfried Рік тому

So painful, so cringeworthy ... so accurate.

@kitti1191 Рік тому

i started laughing at 5 seconds and cant stop

@Exantho Рік тому

wow!!! this is so relatable

@guardiankiller108 11 місяців тому

Love how he was willing to risk lead posioning for the video

@picblick Рік тому

This is by far the video I've seen!

@SeanMacProductions Рік тому

You know it's gonna be a good Gus Johnson video when you laugh at the title and thumbnail before clicking

@KoRno21 Рік тому

I like this series.

@natewilson111 Рік тому

Gus with his SINGLE ruffle collar is such a noob

@JuanAppleseed-ge6tb 9 місяців тому

"Wish I could get my hands on those udders"

@cinder.squire1122 Рік тому

I travel the country and work renaissance festivals. This is A+ playtron representation

@TimelapseExperimentals Рік тому

was just there yesterday! love the ren faire, its always a great time

@captainblack3043 Рік тому

Never been to a Renaissance fair .would love to go to one someday all dressed up .I think it would be fun because I live in a costal town in Oregon and I love the pirate events we have and the creative costumes I see .

@JonDotExe 11 місяців тому

Group text: Ready for the ren fair saturday!? That one friend: Um, you mean 'Faire'...? 😜🙃😘

@roomyshadows22 Рік тому

My brother took me to the Renaissance festival twice, it was fun sight seeing, but next time I go I would like to gear up in armor for the hell of it lol

@ConnorHammond Рік тому

You and Trevor Wallace have got to do these sorts of skits together. Two masters.

@njux1871 Рік тому

They did some, I think. But they both have so specific humor that I'm glad we don't get all skits with collabs. :b

@MalloryGrahamSlams Рік тому

BOSOM POSTING ONCE MORE I SEE

@mattparkent440 Рік тому

So many theater kid memories...

@dragonrider9051 Рік тому

I feel sooo called out. What eve, huzzah

@DubThomas776 Рік тому

😂😂😂😂 I love you vids gus!

@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger 11 місяців тому

You have a valid point about Lipton.

@brendanmorales4504 Рік тому

FREE JUGGLING LESSONS

@lancewellburks9577 Рік тому

I believe that when the filming was done, he and his family had a genuinely good time, and that brings me joy.

@amaryllisparker3526 Рік тому

the temptation I feel to send this to my one-was friend after four years of silence lol

@RedmarKerkhof Рік тому

do it

@Deadaim0713 Рік тому

100% the Bristol ren faire

@Post.nut_Clarity Рік тому

i was _just_ thinking about you, gus... imagine my surprise---you _literally_ just uploaded a new video. lolz rofl lmao

@plunaticz Рік тому

I’ve never been thank you for the information.

@donnyjepp5038 Рік тому

As a regular at Renaissance fairs I do know most of the vendors and they do love me. But I don't act like that so this is funny asf 😂😂

@godofpotatoes3965 Рік тому

Wish I could get my hands on those utters

@lupedust8931 Рік тому

How did you do so many of these in one day holy shit.

@NGC-7635 Рік тому

People like this exist in the world and it keeps me up at night.

@W1nston22 5 місяців тому

Haha epic! Here in Turku Finland we have medieval fair every summer and I acted there three times when I was young. So now when I visit the event I'm just like Gus in this video :D

@cowdeerr Рік тому

I feel personally attacked

@disco_duckbill Рік тому

The dancing 😂

@gabriellundes7062 11 місяців тому

I KNEW that was you at the fair the other day lol. Saw your tall boy smash through that hammer game 💪

@Kepsin Рік тому

I've only been once and don't remember what it was like but this seems accurate

@Max_Mousse Рік тому

Theres not many quality channels on youtube. Gus Johnson is by far a youtuber.

@KyloRenmcgoo 10 місяців тому

We need more of Gus terrorizing the local populace

@RAquarii Рік тому

Ive been watching gus for a while now and if his content has taught me anything its that his friends suck.

@mediapeace6772 Рік тому

Excellent

@jordan.newsom Рік тому

I knew exactly what this was about when I saw the thumbnail 😂

@yankeedoodle7365 Рік тому

It's like the spectators we get at reenactments...

@lookslikeimthescienceguyno40 Рік тому

I was just at the ren faire 2 days ago and can confirm that there is always this person in every group. I was that person

@jrjubach 7 місяців тому

a "lingering gaze" LOLOLOL

@josiah_the_cinephile Рік тому

If that’s a friend, leave him

@harribo54321 Рік тому

Part 2 of the Disneyland video, classic