congrats!

So stinky 🤮

YOU DID IT

ikr... bring the blue haired guy back 😐

You made the funny

that + a john hamm/dog lovechild, i died!

That one absolutely sent me 😂

And it is so.accurate.

He looks like bootleg John Cena.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

if she does 8 hours a day 7 days a week he was paying her 71 dollars an hour to decorate.

What are you talking about? I didn't even notice that with how elegantly they didn't shoot most of each room, leaving it to the viewer's imagination to decide what a 12k/job decorator would have done to the house. My imagination imagined they completely gutted everything we don't see and replaced it with decorations our puny minds can't even begin to process, let alone describe.

IYou 😅😅 I t

@@iamcool544 help that's so much per hour 😭

@@yourleftkidney6105 Its certainly more than I pay right kidney

I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

That was a real _choice_ to admit that out loud.

Someone thought of that line, wrote it down, presumably had it read by at least one other person before they approved the script, then told the actor he was going to say the line, and then the actor said it, and the scene was edited, the movie was (presumably) watched by the editors for mistakes before posting, and then it was posted to UKposts. And somehow no one pointed out how insane it was. I genuinely don’t understand how the fuck they were like “yep, this is definitely a good line to put in our movie, no issues here”.

rtgame moment

What does scorned mean? /genq

EXACTLY LIKE WHAAAT AHJGSXDSKHSKSJXAKS

Oh boy do i want to be THE UNITED STATES PRESIDENT or marry john Smith from the cheese cake factory.

as I read this comment that line was read

ikr! if it was job you could pretty much get anywhere like a doctor or something I could understand moving for a guy,, not one you just met but not for lead editor at an absolutely huge paper

@@immyg_563fr like he can be a cop anywhere why didn’t she just bring him back to nyc with her??

sir, you win the internet

i have never laughed more at a youtube comment. thank you, friend.

5 stars

It suddenly becomes Texas Chainsaw Massacre with a dose of Misery.

If a person breaks things off and tries to drive away from you, do NOT chase her and abuse your power to take their agency away. It's not romantic, it's unhealthy and illegal

Was waiting for her to continue with "The last time you got dumped by the cheerleader during your high school, I had to take matters into my own hands because you were too soft."

Honestly, that felt like a scene from a movie about a Psychopath. Even the way the dude was acting in that scene felt like he was trying to portray a serial killer

@@RedCaio Agreed! I never quite got the whole "If someone breaks up with you, grab their arm and tell them how much you love them until they agree to stay with you forever!" shtick that a lot of these movies go with

If the creators wanted to feel super clever it could even be meta commentary on the conventions of romance stories, especially Christmas romcoms. The townspeople are the writers and representatives of the audience who hunger for a popular pre-decided narrative and subsequently force random unsuspecting visitors who fit the description into these character roles against their will or knowledge. All the while manipulating events to serve the storyline and get them to the preferred ending, all directed by the love interest. The longer they stay there, the more agency they lose and they inevitably forget who they originally were outside the confines of the cult town until they believe that is who they are, where they belong and what they are destined for. If they don't realise and escape before the plot is complete, they are stuck there forever acting out the same movie (or maybe this simply happens to every city woman who passes through and they pair them off one by one - the grandma was probably one at some point and now she is simply honouring and enforcing the tradition). They are all sacrifices for and pawns in the agenda of the powerful organisation who controls them, for the town cannot survive without this ritual. Think Stepford Wives meets Cabin in the Woods, but with more hot chocolate and less sex. P.S. If you got this far thanks for reading. I got a bit carried away because this premise was similar to the project I did for a creative writing module this year and it's still fresh in my mind. 😅

@@tinyblueunicorn7807I would watch that movie

@@tinyblueunicorn7807take it to a publisher bro I did NOT order a yappachino 😭😭🙏🙏

@@tinyblueunicorn7807high key I wanna watch this or read it in a book or something

Sounds like midsommar: Christmas edition

Or a horror movie monster. I think that fits.

@@A-man1998it’s the borderline bad acting, uncanny version of a person, smiles with blank eyes..

@@stardustfactory8311with those dead eyes

Lmao

Is this an Arrested Development reference or am I going mad? (Could always be both)

@@R3dFlames was literally wondering the same thing

@@R3dFlames yes to both

Itonyachristmasparty

underrated af comment

LMAO

my favorite comment

i love the english language

he's kinda like an NPC

non-Americans, non-Liberians, non-Myanmar

I’m pretty sure double the speed limit is completely universal

I'm more shocked that 40 is the speed limit in residential areas, it's 30 here.

​@@hedgehog3180im not aure exactly where you're from, but a lot of suburbs in the US have big lawns whereas suburbs in a lot of other countries dont, that extra buffer is likely a factor

Hooning through the surburbs

It was written by me, sorry i wrote this movie guys 😢😢😢

@@chum_the_baroness1504I do not forgive you.

​@@chum_the_baroness1504I acknowledge, but do not accept your apology

Yes FBI this is him

I know 😂😂

fun fact this exact situation has happened to 40% of cops, google 40% cops to learn more!

I'm worried that she doesn't think speeding is a serious problem over the holidays. She deserved that fine, you can't go 50 in a 25

Yeah to be honest , she’s awful and this is karma

@@trybunt To be fair, the establishing shot clearly showed her going 25 mph or less in the background.

And her work life is just as controlling. She’s in her hometown so i’m assuming she’s on break yet her employer wants her to cut it short and return to NY

God saw her speeding and decides to send her to hell early lol

Not to mention the family members with no boundaries.

@@snowqueen51 As well as the Grandma Williams' "Why did you give her a choice?" Like why are you obsessed with their relationship??? It's only been 5 days, you barely know anything about her and yet you're upset that they can't date each other???? Even if they were dating for a longer time, she shouldn't try to force a relationship. Grandma gives me the creeps.

It gives me early 2000s romance vibes lol

I don't blame you I find it really disturbing as well. She was basically pressured and harassed and manipulated into marrying this man that she barely knew and is now stuck with him and his insane grandma.... This isn't romantic whatsoever I just wonder who's disturbing idea this was.

@@Office_chair i think u missed the point....it was a seriel killer and she was his victim, and the entire town was being mind controlled by grandma

I’m definitely watching that film on UKposts joe is incredible

Yeah I'm surprised no one else so far's pointed that out, man's a budget Christian Bale

i was thinking the same thing lol

I was literally thinking the same lmao

omg I was thinking the exact same thing lol

moreover, if the story of American Psycho was told from an outside perspective

Projection is a hell of a drug

Same lol

It's probably grandma williams making bot accounts

right, what kind of low bar ass relationships has she had if this looks like chemistry??

But she has a cat!

honestly very realistic depiction of a cop in a relationship- abuse of police powers? check. abusive tendencies towards women? check. blaming the women and victims of their abuse of police powers? check

real

Yeah, that still checks

✨❤️✨ *_police brutality_* ✨❤️✨

makes it even more accurate

Tbh it would make sense why *everyone* wants them to date. Something sinister is going down...

Read this at like well way too late at night and now I fear cults with Grandmas in charge worshipping a turtle god

Feels like a horrur movie plot

why turtle?

I would watch that movie

he looks like jerma but 10 years older 😭😭😭

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID LMAO

IM SO GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

Honestly he probably came from the same planet as jerma

RIGHT HE FUCKING LOOKS LIKE JERMAA

oh my god i was scrolling looking for this 💀

Istg

he sounds like the titular cat from "The Talking Cat."

He reminds me of the guy from American Psycho

oh my god lmao

Best comment

It's been over a year, and I still can't wait to see it!!

I definitely enjoyed the part where he went into The Game Room™ and somebody had hijacked his channel to stream Call of Duty Modern Warfare II (2022) instead.

I guessed $300-500 and would have demanded my money back after seeing the effort.

IKR my guess was like $500 and even then I thought it was a little high

Lol I was thinking $3-5,000...... cooking for a lot of people, also adds to the tag

@@joywolf83 I wad thinking a couple grand if she went all out. For 3 weeks of work there should be an insane amount of decor

I was thinking he would lowball her and only pay like 50 bucks lol

Drew is the only youtuber tho

He acts as if he didn't upload all those Christmas movies himself

This is his blatant self-advertising

HERES TO THE ONES THAT WE GOT tiiiime of the year

loved the chemistry

Great comment! Not a bot, and actually funny. 👍

The chemistry between these 2 is really amazing! ☺👌🏻👍🏻

Yes but I wish the owner of this channel would upload other full movies that don't belong to him too. I mean, we don't know each other, but he owes us pirated romcoms in great quality!

he has Jerma energy

@@kiwi9445 collab when?

american psycho ass guy

​@@kiwi9445 yes!! I am happy someone else saw the weird resemblance

Poor joe 💀 I’d be so embarrassed of the shit I was on

Ultimate Ohio boss

Danny had the ultimate hair form: bald.

It’s like a legendary Pokémon’s origin forme lmao

Yay!

@@nevaeh9125 true 🙄

But what if GRANDMA didn't want to move too??? She's very. . . invested in his life

Grandma definitely killed his last girlfriend

nobody leaves grandma

@@nullskey8370 no one

you underestimate the power of grandma tho

American Psycho 3: Officer bateman

lol he does look like a mix of Bateman and Jerma

Why did i read that as "bussyness"

@@slick3996 I knew it wasn’t the schizophrenia that made him look like Jerma

Isn't that what Bateman's brother did in the books?

Oooh, prism? I heard prison!

@@OnyDeus dude u literally read the comment how did u miss hear it

@Ace Cremeans

What does that even mean though I'm so confused

@@acecremeans1808 they misheard it in the video first and then read the comments obv

he was coded by the grandma herself. he is a top-secret experimental robot being used to see if these machines replace actual humans!!

God😭🤣🤣

Drew’s shirt made for a great third member of the romantic triangle, but I’m happy Drew ultimately got together with the mic.

Im ur 1k comment

Um I'm pretty sure that's danny

This one deserves to be the pinned comment

An underated comment!!

Yeah thank god we're finally getting more representation for female perverts

There should be more shady grandma's in movies when she suggested that guy kidnap that woman out of nowhere I laughed so hard

wasn't that lady the disco granny from the Studio 54 movie? I was just pleased to see she's still going....

Aww damn, that was clever.

@@thomascorin7816awws clever

This needs more thumbs up

Yes, and those aren't his pants; they're his nanotech-imbedded skin 👽😍

Plausible; I'll look into it.

that happens to me sometimes

that's actually adorable

Leaving a job at the New York Times to marry a cop in a small town after knowing him for a week is peak conservative propaganda and sounds like an actual nightmare.

I’m sure this is a joke but if you’re actually interested in that sort of thing, you should watch Anything For Jackson (2020). Justin G. Dyck, the director, had only done Hallmark movies up until that point 😂

Sorry off topic but your name is so real they should🙏🏾

the first 40 minutes plays out exactly like a regular hallmark christmas movie. flash forward, main white couple has gotten married and the main character slowly realizes that she gave up her entire identity and ended up stuck in her home town with a man she barely knows, and that the infatuation is wearing off. everyone in the movie is gasligthing her into thinking that this is the "perfect life", but inside shes miserable. there's no escaping smalltownsbergville.

Omg I have the plot: _Tough workaholic businesswoman from the city goes back to her hometown for the holidays where everyone is more than thrilled to see her. Everything seems absolutely perfect as they prepare for a special holiday tradition the mayor has decided to bring back from the town's founding and our protagonist is encouraged to be the queen of the festivities and a handsome local bakery owner has caught her eye. But the warm greeting turns cold when she finds herself unable to leave the cozy little town._

I am now convinced I watched this in a past life

I was definitely sure it was going to be way too little as opposed to too much

I genuinely was like 12 HUNDRED at MAX. And he said twelve and I was like okay fair. Then he said THOUSAND and I almost threw my phone at my mirror.

iCarly moment.

Same lol

But how much did he pay her? 🤔

@@tinyblueunicorn7807 probably 12k

OMG WHAT I loveeee your music!! This is so weird

@@lilyruiz2222 I just had the weirdest flash back to 2013 and being obsessed with these guys and now here they are in the comments of a drew golden video omg

You guys watch Drew Gooden?!? Based af

"You know what? Instead of getting copyright striked just once, let's do it twice by playing two copyrighted songs over each other!" -the people who made that movie, probably

@@romancatholicgameinglet them fight over who gets the money

Chris Gooden

the way i cackled too much at this

Desperate times mean "friends" have been reduced to "friend"

The one friend

That's not a friend Spencer, it's a tree

Picardo!

I mean, party planning, cooking for 15, and decorating. That's honestly about what that would cost.

My guess was $15,000 but I assumed it was a big house and the decoration was better

Drew can pay me $6,000 to decorate my house for Christmas next year.

get out of my house

@@drewisgooden too late we are living in your walls

@@amansson2151did you mean attic???

@@drewisgooden all of us are in your closet :))

@@drewisgoodenall 3.88M of us are in your house.

HE DID???

@@jewelsjelico9567 i can’t find it !!! maybe he took it down ?

I don't use Instagram. What did he say? I badly want to know

He reminds me of crispin glover mixed with that Greg guy from the room

i feel like the title for a movie like that would definitely be something really bizarre yet totally stupid like "helpless for the holidays" or "a hostage for the holidays" im wondering what the movie's advertising would be like though

guys kurtis conner made a youtube video about a christmas movie where a crazy lady kidnaps a man to take as her boyfriend at her family’s christmass party 😭😭😭 its called holiday in handcuffs 😕😕

@@quackkith Maybe, but Kurtis Conner is an unfunny PoS.

@@kraken_the_cowboy advertise it as a children friendly movie then halfway through the grandma kills the leads boyfriend with a battle axe. Then it goes from there.

Sounds like Christmas version of Get Out

Omg yes you're correct

Also he kinda looks like John Cena?? Or is it just me

@@blending_in Honestly, yeah. And also William Dafoe & Jim Carrey

@@fyanfyererro6990 💀

This is the funniest comment I've ever seen how did you hit the nail on the head so hard

Aw man is everyone else doing that,

Jokes on you, I dig both. Nothing like snorting some white on a white Christmas… (Not really drugs are bad :( booo)

Drews parents would propably like it more if he said hes addicted to doing crack than watching this amount of hallmark

Can I trade addictions with him?

*everyone* else???

I’m afraid not, it’s just another escaped clone. Maybe someday he’ll see sunlight for the first time

@@Loreboar0 haha it was a joke :) I know jerma isn't real

Who's Jerma? Am I missing a reference from the Drewniverse?

Jerma is a twitch streamer

@@ginandromeda1618 he's a serial killer

At least your dad has awareness. My dad thought that the movie After earth was good

​@@necromasker666my dad's favorite movie is Downsizing. That one extremely forgettable movie where Matt Damon gets shrunk

@@necromasker666 What?! M Night Shyamalan's greatest film?? It makes Sixth Sense look bad

That’s actually really sweet. Guess the Hallmark channel wasn’t a total mistake if it’s providing feel-good content for grannies

I mean considering how long she has lived, experienced a lot of things over the course of her life, I think that's a fair reason. Lovely even.

My grandma always watches the Hallmark channel too. Kinda wholesome in a way

this is so lovely :(

That’s what my mom says too! She likes that she knows it’ll always be a happy ending :))! I used to think they were dumb because they’re all the same but I realize now it doesn’t matter if I don’t understand it because it makes her happy and she enjoys it!

Can’t replace the guy she has now, practically married to him

Actually divorce rates have been steadily declining in recent years

@@cinderellaskeleton6720 lack of divorce does not mean more happy marriages tho. People who take advice from fake Hallmark movies probably also think divorce means your life is over and you've failed. Otherwise, they would definitely understand that it's important that you have a genuine connection with your romantic partner before agreeing (or even considering) to marry them. /gen

@@indigo8036 agreed, or their culture/religion/family/etc would exile them or at the very least, cut them off/resent them or even most likely gaslight them into thinking it's their fault and that they're broken/etc

@@FauxReal. while I DO think that society and media like this give people false impressions and hold unrealistic standards , I do have to ask, Who hurt you?

@@fadeuhhway Society.

they put me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats

Rats make me crazy. Crazy?

​@@eddykidplayzyt I was crazy once.

Homeboy over here really said "mansplaing" unironically. We truly are in the darkest timeline.

@@whishiwhooshi5783do you …. know what a joke is

@@whishiwhooshi5783 grow up

@@whishiwhooshi5783 oh no

@@whishiwhooshi5783 you when someone says a joke 😨😨😨😨😨

a product of him being on snl would include him and andrew dismukes playing twins at some point

this is the best compliment + insult combo i have ever heard and it is so accurate

I forget who said it, maybe Gus Johnson, that there was a time where you would have an internet career (minor league) to work towards the "big time"; a TV career (major league). But he said he thought that had changed with social media and smartphones. Now, would Drew Gooden becoming an SNL writer be better for him than what he's doing now?

@Andrew Dunn absolutely not. SNL sucks ass these days and comedy youtubers (not the clickbaity ones) are literally funnier than them lol

@@justrandomotaku it's funny that you say that, cuz Drew actually had a video on why SNL has always been roughly the same level of humor, and some earlier stuff was actually terrible. My point wasn't that it was *bad*, it was just that it was way less relevant.

Have you heard of IKEA Heights? That's literally that

thats what i was thinking while watching this. if it’s a house that’s been passed down for generations in this family, it’s probably not gonna gave pristine white modern furniture and stuff yk?

@@tomqrchives My family has passed down this McMansion for generations because they all got run over at the ripe old age of 20.

That straight up sounds like the beginning of one of these trashy Christmas romance films, to be honest

so real

​@@jmunrecognized8167 i would love to see it. the film spends most of the time trying to build up the biggest romance of the century, only for op at the end to be like "mom, i'm a lesbian."

Haha this is literally the plot of the sitcom Miranda with her mum. There's one scene where she's standing in public with her with a loudspeaker and a "Bride for Sale" sign. "Would somebody please marry my daughter? I'm not asking for money, I am literally giving her away!" 😭

Just narrowly avoiding a reckless driving ticket from Officer Matthew. Nice

LMAO

@@zajacattack 💀

hopefully the cop who pulled you over for reckless driving didn't propose to you 5 days later

@@drewisgoodenmake sure your grandma doesn’t get them first

It's so jerma

It’s amazing 😂

That’s what I’m saying. I would’ve been into that

69:42:00! Great upload, no zooming problems!

And they say chivalry is dead! Self love sure isn’t, pal

@@Tw0Dots LMAOO ur replies have been killing me😂

20:33 the perfect saw trap

34:54 this was my favorite part!😊

I was searching the comment section for this lmfaoo

oh my god i thought i was the only one, his human behaviour does not help it

Holy shit, someone else noticed too!! Right down to the haircut!!

Why do you have to do drew like that?

he literally is an uncanny valley christian bale

👏

A lot of these types of movies are great set ups for horror/thriller movies. I think there's some great potential in starting a new genre of hallmark-esque movies turned sinister. Play it completely straight and formulaic up until a certain point then completely flip the movie on its head, changing the look and acting and cinematography. Then you could even have some of them turn back again and somehow still end up with a cheesy cliche happy ending.

Oh shit this is actually a brilliant idea for a horror movie.

@@RxYouth I think someone at some point will try to do something like this.

The way that grandma was talking reminded me of Tywin Lannister

oh my god that’s amazing

Thank you, I came here to declare this.

i love this comment, you're so right LOL

but without muscles

I would pay to watch it. Full feature length film, inspired by all the terrible movies he’s reviewed.

Danny's Christmas music is the only music in the movie

But release it after Christmas

And obviously to release it at least a week after Christmas

LMFAOOOOO WHAT 😭😭😭😭

HUH

HUH

go logan go away

LMAOO THIS MADE ME LAUGH SM 💀