Zuckerberg Goes On A Date
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6 років томуMark Zuckerberg tries his hand with the ladies.
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Actual footage of Mark Zuckerberg on a date.
I am Gus Johnson. I make music, I put out bad skits. Thanks for your time, internet stranger. Sometimes I go by gustoonz.
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@gustoonz 6 років тому
wow gus look at you so topical haha how. also thank you to sabrina for being in this haha wow topical video. she is here: bit.ly/2Ihr7lr
@oli5472 6 років тому
Gus Johnson Hey Dad
@wafflemaker6590 6 років тому
Gus Johnson how far did you get that disc in there?
@motijus 6 років тому
It's spelled zuccerberg A-
@moviemaster8510 6 років тому
SOSHAL COMMANTERRY
@schregen 6 років тому
Hey Gus! I loooooooove you, you know that? 💙💜💛🌰💚
@Timotainment 6 років тому
I was human- I am human
@spookyspecter2864 6 років тому
Timotainment oh hi meme boi
@cogtroper 4 роки тому
Lämpn.
@gseric4721 3 роки тому
XD XD XD
@randomshtuf1640 3 роки тому
Lol
@Kormit15420 3 роки тому
ukposts.info/the/swqnZ2I8T9HuoeecoWl4fQ.html?view_as=subscriber
@Sonicfl00d 6 років тому
Weird. That CD was only 1 Mega _Bite_
@manylittlefish693 5 років тому
LETRERALY
@nickkohlmann 5 років тому
PIN THIS
@herdiherp5615 5 років тому
*WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THIS SACRED PLACE?*
@MissyFaye 5 років тому
oh. my. god. this needs more likes hahaa 😁
@williamcorey8343 5 років тому
A blank, standard CD has a diameter of 120 mm, and can hold up to 700 megabytes (MB) of digital data. A megabyte is equal to 1,048,576 bytes, or units of digital data, and 700 MB is the equivalent of approximately 80 minutes of audio.
@ZubinB 4 роки тому
*The most antisocial man created the biggest social network*
@cortster12 4 роки тому
That explains why we're as divided from each other as ever.
@tristanmoller9498 3 роки тому
Yeah, why you feel lonely with 500 friends on Facebook
@VicInCommentSection 3 роки тому
"Asocial" is the correct term. "Antisocial" would indicate he's against other people.
@Daniwasinvented 3 роки тому
...to make the world antisocial like him!!!!
@randomt800kiddo2 3 роки тому
Bose-Einstein old comment but that’s not what antisocial means....
@katjau_ 3 роки тому
Swap "pretty girl" with "congresswoman" and you get his interview with AOC
@garrisondinsmore5808 3 роки тому
That’s the joke
@Winterfre5h 3 роки тому
Totally, I was going to say the same! I had to do a double-take at when it uploaded.
@Josh-df3on 3 роки тому
Garrison Dinsmore No it's not. This video is 2 years old.
@garrisondinsmore5808 3 роки тому
Wow dang Gus is a prophet
@neoheliosoffical 3 роки тому
It is the joke. He has been at the congress two years ago. Watch this: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/jI97qGNnmWx-kqs.html
@mrlowdays 6 років тому
The most amazing part of the video is how much of the disk you were able to fit in your mouth
@25thbamm9 5 років тому
Marco Cantera I was about to comment that! Looks like you beat me by the small margin of 1 year... darn
@elfamosoabraham5880 4 роки тому
@@25thbamm9 F
@meownug5193 4 роки тому
@@elfamosoabraham5880 hi guys, just here to necropost
@melancholyowl8355 4 роки тому
@@meownug5193 just here to give a like on your comment. However, nobody will see it except you. So it doesn't make sense. Anyway...
@meownug5193 4 роки тому
@@melancholyowl8355 thank you :) how was your day mr owl?
@chrisholben6180 6 років тому
How the hell you stuff that whole thing in there
@illstealyourteeth7084 6 років тому
Chris Holben he do the ZUCC
@dumpster9048 6 років тому
Pure talent
@josie955 6 років тому
That's what they ask me too
@apolloniakageaki1711 6 років тому
Ikr, I had to rewatch that part a couple times xD
@johnathant6735 6 років тому
Chris Holben The joke is too easy.
@CobbJJ 5 років тому
You can tell he has attempted the shot with the cd multiple times due to the red marks around his mouth. The thought of that makes this more enjoyable. Thank you, Gus.
@kinnikuzero 3 роки тому
Just noticed that and it makes it a lot funnier
@seaque. 3 роки тому
@The Melon WUT
@davidl570 3 роки тому
Makes it more enjoyable, but it also makes my mouth hurt looking at that!
@HomeworkRadio 6 років тому
"SENATOOOOOORRRRR"
@Kormit15420 3 роки тому
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@HomeworkRadio 3 роки тому
@Gaz Coleman The tick means my channel is verified 👌
@HomeworkRadio 3 роки тому
@Gaz Coleman Hey thanks so much I appreciate that! 🙏 I'm pleased you enjoy my uploads. 🥰
@TheRailroadMan95 6 років тому
I’ve never seen this episode of “The Big Bang Theory” before.
@barelyprotestant5365 4 роки тому
You can tell this is not an episode of the Big Bang Theory because this is actually funny.
@mortyk182 4 роки тому
@@barelyprotestant5365 :))
@brightbruce3957 4 роки тому
the bing bong show?
@kinhamid9665 4 роки тому
*_PLACENTA_*
@latenttweet 4 роки тому
Barely Protestant ZING
@snazzy 6 років тому
This is legendarily great. There are tears in my eyes.
@manylittlefish693 5 років тому
Oh, I just read that as "there are eyes in my tears"
@ajeje1996 3 роки тому
Yes, I too am leaking water from my optics
@Kormit15420 3 роки тому
ukposts.info/the/swqnZ2I8T9HuoeecoWl4fQ.html?view_as=subscriber
@jeffireymurdock2073 3 роки тому
@@Kormit15420 shut up
@survivorpro6981 3 роки тому
Don’t cry it’s just comedy
@backlog2389 3 роки тому
He found out he could fit the disk in his mouth and built the skit around that
@TheVirtualLab 4 роки тому
I'm actually impressed with how far you managed to stuff that cd
@crippledcow2235 3 роки тому
@@Ben-bw5sv ha funny man she said joke
@ZKLaurin2 6 років тому
I lost it when he ate the cd
@ezquerro5879 6 років тому
That's an underrated talent right there
@psyf3rn465 6 років тому
Ha ha indeed, I too found it entertaining when the punchline of the joke was delivered.
@sukantpanigrahi76 5 років тому
Lost what
@doctapeppur1900 4 роки тому
@@sukantpanigrahi76 his keys
@swagcandy2576 4 роки тому
I too "lost it" as in I lost control of my vocal cords and laughter came out because I do have vocal cords just like you do, and I do not have speakers because that would make me not human and I AM human
@OMGItsMe1255 6 років тому
When you started inserting the CD into your food hole, I was certain you'd cut the video off after getting 1/4th of it in, because you couldn't possibly fit any more. But then it kept going and you managed to insert the whole fucking diameter of it within your mouth. Breathtaking. Chills.
@DJfractalflight 6 років тому
DuhBoosh your comment is actually inspiring to me. I think i will try this with a vinyl record.
@infamousmaze6870 6 років тому
I just read this in GLaDOS's voice.
@OMGItsMe1255 6 років тому
InfamousMaze I do not understand what you are trying to say. Anyways. Would you like to volunteer yourself for some mandatory tests?
@DJfractalflight 6 років тому
DuhBoosh his name Infamous Maze perhaps connotes that his words are employed to create a maze of confusion that leads to giggles and guffaws.
@TheCoroboCorner 4 роки тому
FractaLens Portals I have never in my life ever heard someone use the word “guffaw”. How long did you spend in a thesaurus to find that word?
@thejesuschrist 6 років тому
LMHAO!
@DetectiveAme 6 років тому
Laugh My Holy Ass Out. lel
@billy-ps7jz 6 років тому
Anthony Lopez shut the fuck up
@billy-ps7jz 6 років тому
why are you still talking to me, move on
@strange4414 6 років тому
billy he deleted all his comments lol
@strange4414 6 років тому
Jesus Christ hey, I remember you
@disastergoblin65 3 роки тому
"I do not enjoy food." -Mark Zuckerburg, probably.
@timpauwels3734 3 роки тому
He tried “smoking some meats” though
@dannymess9362 6 років тому
“These humans enjoy these cds?” “Yes lord zucc” “Then I will enjoy them too”
@Fournier46 3 роки тому
I LOVE THIS
@goinkosu 6 років тому
I love how he feels the need to address her in every statement
@econmachete 6 років тому
Congresswoman, ...
@nel2670 4 роки тому
Oh look who's here
@josephlittlefield2313 3 роки тому
Pretty Girl, my objective tonig- error 729302812 does not compute.
@seanscott1308 3 роки тому
Weird place the find goink.
@boyo7918 6 років тому
This is literally the opening scene of The Social Network
@keepthepeace5759 3 роки тому
Never having seen the movie, I can confirm
@TeckPanda 2 роки тому
Having seen the movie, I can confirm
@ralfantino2291 3 роки тому
Girl: OMG wow this is my favorite restaurant Mark: I know
@starkraven7308 2 роки тому
Underrated comment. 👍👏👏👏
@JasonandaCamera 6 років тому
*Oh hai Mark*
@missbirb9692 6 років тому
Jason and a Camera So how's your sex life?
@JdebMkay 6 років тому
When your webcam isn't covered up
@fatbiscuitboi6282 5 років тому
I did not hit her 😂
@dr.peterlankton4626 4 роки тому
*wHaT a StOrY mArK*
@shosugimoto66 6 років тому
Love the little detail. You didn't even blink once through the whole scene lol.
@VlogCreations 6 років тому
this is very funny
@mikimitr 3 роки тому
Bruvvvv u only got look 24 loiks mate
@mrlagx 3 роки тому
Ross!
@Oscarhewittfilm 3 роки тому
Ross!!
@PridelessChickz 3 роки тому
Ross!!!
@devon7221 3 роки тому
I love u ross
@lizardflap251 4 роки тому
1:02 and that, is now my wallpaper.
@mmmarovi 6 років тому
"Nothing like a fantastic cup of two atoms of hydrogen and one atom of oxygen. Isn't that correct, Pretty Girl?"
@anubhavbhadoria5737 3 роки тому
Are salts a joke to you ?
@krupt5995 3 роки тому
@@anubhavbhadoria5737 and metals
@JoaoLeote7331 3 роки тому
I love how the captions for Mark has a font that looks robotic. Simple but awesome details
@YourCapybaraAmigo_17yrsago 3 роки тому
Yep! LMFAO Great stuff
@adamhaj3890 3 роки тому
I wouldn't have noticed had you not pointed it out. Legendary.
@aneeveewhohasinternet1871 2 роки тому
also mark doesnt blink.
@mollusckscramp4124 2 роки тому
just turned them on LMAOOO
@gizmo5203 5 років тому
This is actually a deleted Scene from the social network
@charliebrownsdad178 6 років тому
Pretty Girl is sure a pretty girl.
@charliebrownsdad178 6 років тому
Wait. All what I meant to say is that she is a girl who is pretty. That's the thing about that.
@kermit8173 4 роки тому
@@charliebrownsdad178 indeed yes. Words do that sequence correctomundo
@ogdelm 6 років тому
S H E W A N T E D T H E Z U C C
@caucasusmapper7098 4 роки тому
S H E H U N G R Y F O R T H A T L E F T N U T
@securedigit 4 роки тому
The contrast between the two characters is also hilariously illustrated between the two conversations via the subtitles' fonts. Genius!
@julius4611 4 роки тому
I love how once he started talking he could not be stopped
@NosTeraFuTV 6 років тому
fuck. this is SO on point :-D
@mhunter9887 6 років тому
*Dial Tone sound commences*
@emilianogarcia03 4 роки тому
The Social Network: Director's Cut.
@tonybobay6276 3 роки тому
Every "F" being capitalized in the CC is immaculate
@XPRTTT 6 років тому
Pretty Girl, we run ads.
@caliden 3 роки тому
The closing caption is hilarious when he's eating the CD. "just..just picture a fax machine. wishing for death" xD
@SpyrosKoronis 3 роки тому
The small caps throughout was a great touch as well, even though I usually associate them with Death from the Discworld.
@LoganAllec 3 роки тому
i'm priscilla chan and i confirm this message
@amirsyed0 3 роки тому
I am having a hard time believing this was posted 2 years ago. This is exactly, and I mean exactly, how zuckerberg spoke to the US senators during the recent testimony
@agustinl2302 3 роки тому
Zuckerberg was also questioned two years ago. Gus is making fun of that precise instance.
@JoshuaJesterRichards 6 років тому
Don't crunch data at midnight before sleep mode, you'll ruin your configuration!
@AustinThomasFilms 6 років тому
Wow, the trailer for the new Social Network movie looks great!
@supercooldude9804 3 роки тому
Dude, I flipping love the captions that you put for this
@arbiter- 3 роки тому
I've seen this video many times and I'm still impressed with your disc drive.
@danman9806 6 років тому
GUYS, MARC ZUCCERBERG IS SECRETLY A CD PLAYER
@mxrriderr 6 років тому
You look like the people from Chicken Run at the end
@eddybaby7196 3 роки тому
I love the music at the end!
@dooshkid 5 років тому
yo this is by far one of the funniest channels on UKposts! Thanks Gus!
@LapisCyborg 6 років тому
* drinks water *
@Sloppy_McFloppy 6 років тому
0:54 I can tell by the red marks on the sides of your mouth that that wasn't the first take.
@willreesyoung7998 4 роки тому
One of my favourite videos ever
@himachal8252 2 роки тому
Nice work, team
@dezemahn7471 6 років тому
this video was honestly one of the best skits i've seen in a long while. xD
@artypreventscamping1645 6 років тому
Zucc: The humans...they find this funny? Team member: Yes lord zucc they do Zucc: THEN I WILL FIND IT FUNNY AS WELL
@WastingtimeInc 3 роки тому
truly your best one imo
@AveryDelMiller 3 роки тому
This is one of your best
@MrMultiskatan 6 років тому
1:00 "Do you wanna know how I got these scars?"
@hellosweetheart3350 3 роки тому
I was waiting for the water sipping, but I laughed my ass off (inside my head, in a quiet room, with no facial expressions like always when I watch funny stuff on YT)
@yesman4472 3 роки тому
I love this plz more
@kylebrake1806 2 роки тому
I love your videos!
@rj9959 6 років тому
GUS! I've noticed your channel finally picking up some attention on youtube. You're getting popular for your recent longer videos and I think that if you upload compilations of your older 30 second videos they will get seen more.
@TheDavyStarAnimatons 6 років тому
This is the kind of hilarity that I hardly ever get to see on my UKposts recommendations
@fr4nce5ca86 5 років тому
had a good chuckle
@MyUncleWorksForNintendo 4 роки тому
One of Gus' best!
@David-qk1bv 3 роки тому
I am impressed on how far Gus managed to put that CD in his mouth
@theinconceivableglueman8222 6 років тому
This is just a *_normal_* human being
@alvaro5567 3 роки тому
i was not prepared for the cd
@your-average-joe 2 роки тому
i love how you changed the subtitles font for mark
@throwawayaccount4722 5 років тому
I love the caption “just picture a fax machine wishing for death”
@-d-devil-3393 6 років тому
I'm just amazed he was able to fit the CD that far up in his mouth...
@ryanmclellanjr6104 2 роки тому
The captions for this video are the best 😂 the robotic font and the fax machine wishing for death lmao
@billymemes4616 4 роки тому
The captions make it so much better
@localdreamer13 3 роки тому
The captions: "Just.. Just picture a Fax Machine. Wising for death."
@sunny_waifu2955 6 років тому
DVDs are my favorite snack too
@lethalweeaboo2239 3 роки тому
The subtitles on this are beautiful.
@EE-yq8cq 3 роки тому
Holy shit dude! That dvd was actually great content!
@mrsir3658 2 роки тому
That ending never fails to make me silently scream *_"what the fuck"_*
@KuncanDastner 4 роки тому
every time I watch this the disc-eating shot goes a lot longer than I remember
@CharCar92yt 3 роки тому
The CD was a fantastic bit
@hello75986 3 роки тому
Fantastic stuff.
@geodude7116 3 роки тому
He forgot to sip on his water.
@Matthew-cw5fe 6 років тому
*Senator*
@FatButta 6 років тому
*Congresswoman*
@ntinosagelis4208 6 років тому
*Parliamentthing*
@Kojimochi 6 років тому
yo that CD went in a lot deeper than I expected
@vaanikhare3825 4 роки тому
The captions bring a different techy font for Zuckerberg is brilliant😌😂
@HLVEYT 6 років тому
I died. “Pretty girl...”. You are hilarious.
@shamboolic 3 роки тому
Zuckerberg is that bitten guy in a zombie show but he's trying to keep a secret.
@nayamun4378 3 роки тому
On point
@debrebeuf8959 3 роки тому
The captions font change are a nice plus
@PapaDank 6 років тому
Clicked on 2 seconds ago and I'm already laughing
@the-levarburton 6 років тому
Recondite Entertainment TRUE: PLEASURE RECEPTOR RELATED TO KEYWORD GUS JOHNSON EXPECT HUMOROUS GRATIFICATION IN 10-15 SECONDS OR LESS.
@tubybuby1105 6 років тому
So romantic
@xMDawg19x 3 роки тому
The fact that you did this without blinking is an impressive touch
@clunk_fest5326 3 роки тому
The captions for the video are hilarious
@theprofessor3339 6 років тому
The whole point of this skit was to show that Gus can fit a whole fucking CD in his mouth
@Macho_Fantastico 5 років тому
He's way to expressive for Zuckerberg.
@chickenpigs3257 6 років тому
perfect beautiful I'm crying
@philomath6190 3 роки тому
I keep coming back to this. It's so funny.
@magessofelitiano2034 4 роки тому
my chush: do you have any talents? me: 1:01
@curtisekwan 3 роки тому
When he is eating the disc if you turn on captions it says Just.. Just picture a fax machine. Wishing for death XD
@mcblahflooper94 6 років тому
One thing that goes unnoticed in this video is Sabrina's comedic timing, really makes the whole bit work so well
@ChaseOGLP 4 роки тому
Lmfao the cd at the end
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