What a bore !!!!

Another four mile hike to see a dog turd 😂😂😂 what a legend

4 minutes of set up, man it just makes it funnier.

To all the homophobes who are terrified on the inside. You can rest assured of your sexual identity the moment you purchase a dog. Logics.

Wow that was fucking terrible.... what a legend

I would have loved to have been able to see him perform in person in his prime, or honestly just at any point at all through his career. A real comic that stayed true to the art form and did it unapologetically.

and that kids is why p → q ≠ ¬p → ¬q

This is amazing

So much infinitely funnier than the guy across the desk.

Professor of logic, huh? I'll tell you one thing for nothing there, you know, uh Norm there, a good friend of Andrew Dice Clay, eh?

In those days Conan would have Norm on his show, not so much at the end though. That's showbiz...

10,000 word essay.

The canned laughter ruins it.

we miss you norm.

University of Science.🤣

Hauling Nails.

Yeah so the second part of the joke is missing my guy

I guess all the good comedy writers are with me on my side the other side doesn't have any new material

Perfection

A True Legend! Rest In Piece! "University of Science", "Professor of Logic".

it's better wae the goldfish

Still miss him........

worth every second.

Thanks for the Laughs Norm!

The sower soweth the word. And these are they by the way side, where the word is sown; but when they have heard, Satan cometh immediately, and taketh away the word that was sown in their hearts. And these are they likewise which are sown on stony ground; who, when they have heard the word, immediately receive it with gladness; And have no root in themselves, and so endure but for a time: afterward, when affliction or persecution ariseth for the word's sake, immediately they are offended. And these are they which are sown among thorns; such as hear the word, And the cares of this world, and the deceitfulness of riches, and the lusts of other things entering in, choke the word, and it becometh unfruitful. And these are they which are sown on good ground; such as hear the word, and receive it, and bring forth fruit, some thirtyfold, some sixty, and some an hundred. Mark 4:14-20 KJV

What an underdog icon

How did i stumble upon this gem😂😂?

This joke is so freaking hilarious to me it's crazy.

you know... you know... you know... OMG, so many things I suppost to know

bro scared to sing this

This guy is not funny, he is the least funny person ever.

You cut it off before the best part

Stupid

This joke is so long and absolutely amazing that every tie I watch it I forget the punchline and it kicks like it's the first time watching it

The cigarette thing killed me lol

Only Norm McDonald can tell a joke for four minutes and get a laugh at the end, Conan had to help him through the joke like three times I almost fall asleep 😴 one was very funny ,he was one of the best weekend update on SNL, and Dennis Miller

This is the way it was meant to be !

I don't own a doghouse.

But do you actually know?

The way he says ‘oh yeah you’re one of them gays’ out the side of his mouth. It’s so funny because throughout the entire story he acts all open-minded and polite and then right at the end, BAM.

Well, that was a long way to go for nothing. I won't be watching any more of him.

You know?

He makes you wait so long for the punchline, but the huge is worth it.

Can't tell you how many times I listened to this back in the day in my 20's!

Anyone here own a doghouse

Stop by some time and have chicken with me 😂😂😂

I thought the punchline would be that he had no dog but the doghouse was for him

It was in the movie "Last American Virgin"

Norm McDonald could turn my two sentences and stretch it into a 500 word paragraph.

Hall and Oates and Nine Inch Nails could have been amazeballs levels of music...