I think what is really legendary is that in that moment Bill had to options: the high road and the low road; Bill brought the nuclear submarine.

OMGosh!!! Brilliant

"one bridge havin, piece of shit city"

That poor dock worker went home to a joint wondering he had me pegged

WOW

Wow... my respect for Bill Burr just skyrocketed. What a beast. Giving them what they deserve instead of what they want - amazing.

This reminds me of the Aristocrats.

Niners need to play this next time they play the Eagles.

Awesome!

Cringey

I'm disappointed that he didn't include Frank Rizzo and The Move in this rant.

SEVEN minutes left... and im doin all fuckin seven minutes...

RIP Bill Hicks- drink Coke 🤔

“You one bridge-havin’..😂😂

well a bridge did collapse but it was the key in baltimore

I love how half of them are laughing their asses off and the other half is enraged. That's how you know you're hitting the buttons just right.

Costa Ricons

philly people are weak,

Honestly for a freestyle he absolutely nailed this lot

Honestly I always thought he was over rated.

Bill roasted them so hard they had to take oxycondon an now they zombies in Kensington.

I mean, what is there to say? The man is a genius! One of the best comedians of all time! And absolute fucking legend. So every part of this rant is nothing short of brilliant. And I love how he keeps on counting down that makes it even better.

Bill Burr was possessed by the spirit of Bill Hicks that night!

We won the Super Bowl two years after he was talking all his shit lol and then he fucked around and went bald right after two which is even better LMFAO

"I said suck a d**k" always gets me.

holly madison before her nose and boob job... rare sight.

I love how the crowd seems to respond to the abuse.

He’s a Philly legend now

...zit infested Fn shoulders..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“In the center or her asshole”

"Go back to the dock and go unload some shit." "Seven minutes left ... and I'm doing all f@cking seven."

And Russell, the drugs are lying to you

How New Orleans catch a stray 😂😂😂😂

It's like their love-language is hatred

Conan killed it and Andy came in clutch for him

Хованский хорош...

This is what happens when you piss off a guy from Boston

I come back to watch this every time I get the stupid idea that I might want to go to Philadelphia.

One bridge having Is beautiful English 😂❤😂

The comedian as the fearless speaker of truth is Shakespearian. Google it 😂

this rant is my therapy... so satisfying

“You’re gonna get cancer and all your are shaved anyway so nobody will notice” 😂😂😂😂😂

"YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS WERE HERE MAN" Lmfao

Mass Aids 😂

Watch Out for Jimmy Carr 😅 he will undoubtedly call ur ass out and totally in pure comedy fashion wreck shop on u 😅 specfrickintacular 😅

Epic

I don't... and never found Steve Martin funny.

LOVE T.J Miller.

Jerry Seinfeld is so humble.

I hate Bill but this was good.