Great line “ he could see the instability in my eyes “ Perfection

My divorce got finalized on Valentine's Day 2020!! Best Valentine's Day I've ever had!

ohhh, boy, I love that last line! "You want someone who can pick up the other end of the couch!" I think that is the perfect example of what you should look for in a marriage. You don't want someone who's going to sit there and look pretty all day, you don't want someone who's going to make someone else do everything for them (which would end up leaving you to deal with everything in the end), but you don't necessarily want someone who's exactly like you either (two people on the same end of the couch is going to be more of a drag than a success). Sometimes you'll find someone who picks up the other end of the couch but then holds you back, and other times they might push you too far and make you feel guilty about dropping the couch after you can't take it anymore. It ain't easy find the right partner. There are so many romance stories out there that show us the happily ever after, the perfect dream relationship, but they rarely ever show us what it actually means to find your match. Not the perfect person, but the person you find the greatest harmony with. Not true love, but honest love. The person who wants to see you succeed and be happy even if it doesn't necessarily include them.

That April chick was hilarious, "when he noticed the instability in my eyes" 😂

I’ve got to say, the women CRUSHED it on this topic. The men on this compilation were good, but man were those women on POINT!

Divorced here and will NEVER get married again. Next month will be 20 years since my personal Independence Day!!

OMG ... the set about lowering your expectations was hilarious! 😂

I am sooooo happy it is over, 8 years of getting there, almost finished with the papers 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 it was the hardest and most painful things I ever done

I've had the strange luck of dating multiple people going through a divorce. The spectrum is very real (from amicable to acrimonious).

$1000 to groom😂 that wouldn't even cover half of it😂

Oh my god, "bless your heart" got a netflix special? That is awesome!

I swore after I got divorced that I would NEVER get married again….been in a relationship and living with the same man for over 2 years and both agreed we’re happy the way things are for now lol but he made me promise that the possibility is not off the table.

I have a iron-clad solution for all men afraid to have to talk in their 40ies to a 25 year old woman - date someone your age. No need to thank me 😊

Dude was dead and farted so hard came back to life 🧬😂

So true. Reminds me of a "Three Day Grace" song "Last To Know"

Well, if picking up the other end of couch is all it takes....😅

I uesd Tom Papa's joke at the last wedding I attended. Luck would have it that I never get invited to weddings any more

The Hooters lady…..awesome ….

I decided to watch this because this is my "golden anniversary year"! 🤭Twenty two years since my divorce after a twenty two year marriage! 🥳 .... Secretly l hope something is going to change about that.... l think ...maybe! 😁✌️❤️🦋🙏

I want Chelsea Handler to be my kid's step father 😆

lol got divorced recently. I have literally done that. Realized something lonely and depressing BUT ALSO HILARIOUS about my current situation. I also wrote down jokes while crying 😅

8:10 if they were the stats for the casino jackpot we’d all risk it. Finding out all the things you thought only existed in storybooks in regards to consummate love are actually true is better than hitting the jackpot ❤️

tom papa & daniel sloss ❤❤❤

I’ve seen Nate Bargetzi and Tom Papa live. We just saw Kathleen Madigan three weeks ago too.

12:31 I friggin LOVE April Macie ❤

it looks like it's about "who you know" to get a Netflix special. I watch career comedians who have me in tears laughing while I'm sober and wondered why they never had a Neflix special. It took Netflix forever to get Earthquake.

Tom Pappa absolutely true.

Seeing lots of women scarred so badly on here they were married once and never again. Lots of marriages end because men get us then act like yhey don't gaf about us🎉TRUTH

Chelsea and Jo Koy on the thumbnail picture tho

Jo koy nailed it

When a southern momma puts a period after every word... don't contradict what she's saying. Lol.

Chelsea fucking nailed it.

These people sound so angry and bitter, for the most part. Mo was cute. I’m a therapist and also happily single I’m in my middle age. You don’t have to hate your spouse, jeez also fortune is just so cute.

Lateral move . 😢😂

Yeah buddy, Tom Papa’s set hits hard.

On like Donkey Kong

WHO'S THE BLOND LADY AT 02:41? SHE'S FUNNY AF!

Just hilarious

Funny stuff.

7:16 For the mf WIN 🏆

Im 48 if my husband left or something.. id just be alone. Dating scares me and no one wants to see me naked.

Nice ❤

@annmarieknapp - did you just jinx yourself? 😮😂 just playing and for you're Independence day

🪩4:47😂 Me🙋🏻‍♀️I can dance but, I can’t do math 🧮 to save my life!🤣

I was distracted by the pants

Fortune's mom and my sis are 2 of a kind. How she thinks telling me repeatedly on every phone call that she was a good girl (her husband listens on the other line - ik cringe) I mean he definitely should cop a clue by now! I just play Sgt. Schultz (I know nothing).

Homegirl would do great in the clubs now if she accepted her jiggle. Its IN. The jiggle has actually been in for a couple of decades now.

Go Andrew Orolfo! Hell yeah dude

I saw 0 best friends sitting at their adult friends death bed in the hospital and at home if they were at home. The people there were the children, grandchildren, exes, current spouses. Just an fyi if you are putting your best friend or friends before your wife and children.

Aw the first guy tho

The older country woman was surprisingly funny

Those are not the stats about marriage. Actually only about 48% end in divorce and about 30% of the people that divorce get back together. This narrative that marriages doesn't work is bs. When relationships don't work it's because the people in the relationship are messing things up. Let's just be honest about that. Marriage in itself doesn't make you break up.

😂😂

Jello

What does the double tap mean?

Nobody will ever have a better take on divorce than Louis CK

John Mulaney clickbait. Thumbs down

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"Like" for others who went through *divorce* during those initial COVID days (2020 onwards). No negative comments please and thank you.

Fuckin koy man 😢needed that tho

Who is the last guy?

On like donkey Kong 🤣 she stole that joke from me. Only I was talking about seriously hurting a very particular old man. It's not personal wade it's just business.

😅

You know what? Staying single for life is not a bad idea.

Who’s the woman with the accent?

~5:10, etc. Could have done without the one who seems to like the "my pants are falling down" look. The rest was great. Tom Papa...can't go wrong

Ugh. The last 2 were the worst.

Go out dating in your sixties ! Get a full wax first (Brazilian ) or forget it

We were not together.

Which pandemic?

Depressing

Wow. These were painfully unfunny

I decry your unethical practices and hereby demand that you pay your actors. And each one gets their own espresso machine and a leopard with a diamond-studded collar. You owe them that much.

The redhead wasn't funny and taking digs at his ex is pick me behavior.

total o-fer. not ONE funny joke. punt.

Tom's not wrong. Women that don't want to build muscle do exist. 😒 Talk about a waste of space.

Why is Iliza Schlesinger a comedian?

I don’t believe in marriage. It’s a dog and pony show.

Nasty internalized body shaming only 3 minutes in. Not funny and hurts all women.

Chelsea...... thumbs down

Where is rhe funny?