"He's socks and sandals white"😂😂😂

I get married tomorrow and this is suggested to me on the night before.... Nice 😂

"this pillow case is filthy" 🤣🤣🤣

« Someone who can pick up the other end of the couch » love this!

Yes! "You don't marry hot, you marry strong." C'mon Tom Papa! Sound, sage, & practical marriage advice! 😂 As the handy one in our house, I'm sure my husband would agree 😆 It helped that I was hot when we got married; he found out I was handy/strong later.😏

One year down, forever to go 😂😂😂

Based on all the jokes made about marriage I’m always amazed that anyone ever gets married.

I sleep with a fan on me all winter long. 😂😂😂

I have loved Iliza since she was on Last Comic Standing. She's the best.

Tracey Ashley's husband is absolutely 100-percent, spot-on correct!

These married stories are hilarious!!!!

Who’s the third person?? The lady?? She’s GREAT 😂😂

Lliza is so truthful and funny

Ron Funches is so funny. It's his voice 😆

Tracey's delivery is perfect.

“Start with the relationship with your mother and go forward form there” - Neil. Gotta him. That’s facts.

"oooooooiííhhhhhhhh" 😂😂😂❤ ded

That's my Netflix suggestions and I am no Psychopath! 🤣

The phone tracked you to the attic. As the flashlight is blinding you in the face. With the doughnuts that you paid for in cash. That you wish you could have ate when they were fresh.

Tom Papa 😂😂😂

Too funny 😂 I love it ❤👏👏🎉✌️❤️🌼

"I got a ring and lost half of my powers" 😂😅 (Actually it feels like more than half...)

"What's Their Fookin' Deal‽ …Did They not even want Insurance‽?" #NeverGetMarried! lmao @NickKroll #LittleBigBoy

5:22 💯 so true😂😂😂

In reality, marriage has declined rapidly in this century than the last!!!!! People are getting better educated and ambitious especially the women who have become more career minded, earning more money and looking forward for a more independent and stress-free lifestyle

Is that 2 DBZ references in there? Hyperbolic chamber and not even your final form yet at 9:30

The donuts joke was hilarious!

My 12th anniversary is next week. This is good timing. 🤣

Last joke priceless and true and kind.

Great video, thanks for sharing. My relationship of 5 years ended a month ago. The love of my life decided to leave me, Really love her so much, i can’t stop thinking about her. I’ve tried my very best to get her back in my life but to no avail, I’m frustrated because i literally can't envision my life with anyone else. I’ve done my best to get rid of the thoughts of her but I can’t, I don’t know why I’m saying this here, I really miss her and just can’t stop thinking about her.

Oreo CoOkieSs In The AttiC 😅

NETFLIX! Can you please do a special with CHRIS TUCKER, MIKE EPPS, EDDIE GRIFFIN and another special with JERRY SEINFELD.

7:03 I see you fellow nerd 👀

Neal should be more famous. I mean he's pretty famous but ya. He's good =)

Second marriage 😂😂😂😂

Yall made my day

Chris Rock said it best; women do so much, in general, and men don’t even notice until it’s gone.

I really like comedian James Haley the one hundred 💯 PERCENT brother the world shaker and he's a great Dramatic Actor.. .

my middle school history teacher and three of the high school history teachers at my old schools, were also football coaches. swear they all have the calling to coach 😂

My husband had chicken fried steak from Cracker Barrel the day of our wedding😊

Pay your writers netflix

Chris Rock...😂😂😂

i love nate

The last joke was genius!!! We have just 6% of getting married with someone we're dating. It's really lucky that two people love each other + stay commited + happy together. We should cherish every moment of it, if we got that lucky in life.

That one girl "walking" around Gary. Now that's funny

Pay your writers, Netflix

lol he called Kumon Cumin

Should add Gabrial Iglesias' joke about Green Lantern's ring

I live in Alaska and in the winter I still sleep with the fan on!!!!

I sleep with a fan in the winter... I live in Cali so it's not like it's Michigan and snowing... and Criminal Minds is good lol

I ONLY TUNED IN FOR RON FUNCHES!!!

Adam Sandler is funny

7:55 oh Nate I hope that's just a bit, that was scary :/

Opa Locka Fl…USCG has an airbase there. Scary hood all around.😊

3:38 he just dead ass pronounced “kumon” as “cumin”

Tom Poppa love his humor.

Through thick and thin. Together forever. Till death do is part.

The socks and Sandles white is like saying some is an athletic shoe and athletic pant black

Chris Rock. Niel Brennan. Adam Sandler (because my boyfriend always does that!). ❤😂

14:30 ~ 15:40

Tracey 😂🤣

At an 10:00- dude, be good to wife #2, she’s a keeper!

😂🤣 why DO people get married ???

This is hilarious, my husband and I met in 8th grade 😂. Have you tried 8th grade?

Getting Married. ???? Oh hell no it's like giving up your balls. Honey can I go bowling with the guys ? NO ! I am retired at 57 , single, do what I want, when I want, go to the workout each day hit the gun range twice a week.

Funny.

06:50 it’s NOT about weight loss ! It’s about staying calm. And so glad you got cut off before you did it a 3rd time.

Yo, weddings should not take a year to plan. Get that shit out the way so you can get on with life.

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Nate’s was SO good! Ugh I think I married a cat you’re always on me 😅

Fuchsia seemed a little less effeminate than what he usually sounds like but he's funny

Kristina P., those are the interests of most men, 😆.

Someone check on Nate Bargatze No joke he is in an abusive relationship if his wife is legit tracking his location

Hey, pay your writers, im running out of reasons to keep my subscription

7th grade!

Who ever the editor is, they are cutting all of the punchlines…

Christina P spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on how her special looked, and 30 seconds writing her jokes.

Less people are getting married and half of marriages end in divorce.

I had to turn it off as soon as that guy who made up being a victim came on.

You know why the guys don't do all that extra shit for a wedding? It isn't their day and we don't care. We want it over with... .

jared freid's idea of comedy is just yelling. hasan minhaj's idea of comedy is nothing at all.

Where’s the funny?

Tired, not funny.

Thats a man.....the big joke....

Is it a requirement to be horribly dressed when you are a comedian? How is that even possible? Is it necessary to be a terrible dresser to be funny? Even clowns have better style. I have always asked myself if this is an unwritten rule. Do they pretend to be "relatable" and "a normal person" to be accepted by their audience?

Chris Rock is genuinely one of the least funny people of all time. I'm old enough to remember when he was on the radio constantly because people found him funny. No sex in the champagne room...... monument to shitty comedy.

...these are jokes ?! ..fuckin' "Muppets" were funnier, hell, Big Bird was funnier than... whatever "this" is !

That was NOT Tiffany Hadish

Joke Time - Marriage Jokes ++++ “Marriage is an institution. Who the heck wants to live in an institution????” - Groucho Marx ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ The Three Rings of Marriage 1) The Engagement Ring 2) The Wedding Ring 3) The Suffer - Ring ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Doctor: I have some horrible news, you only have six months to live. Patient: That’s terrible, six months? Only six months? What should I do, Doc? Doctor: You should get married. Patient: Get married? What are you talking about? With only six months to live? Doctor: You see? If you get married, those six months….they will feel like a lifetime…. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Why do the female spiders murder their husbands after the wedding night? - because they are trying to stop the snoring, before it starts… ++++++++++++++++++++++++ A newlywed goes to her aunt: “Oh, Aunt Sally, my Bob is not nice to me. All he does is yell. The stress is so bad, I am actually losing weight.” Aunt: “Oh, Honey, you should just leave him.” Newlywed: “Oh, I am going to. I am just waiting until I get down to 120 lbs.” ++++++++++++++++++++++++ "Shortly before our 25th wedding anniversary, my husband sent 25 long-stemmed yellow roses to me at my office. A few days later, I plucked all the petals and dried them. On the night of our anniversary, I spread the petals over the bed and lay on top of them, wearing only a negligee. As I'd hoped, I got a reaction from my husband. When he saw me, he shouted, "Are those potato chips?"" +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Some of the joke collections contain some decent marriage jokes, but they do tend to be a bit tame: 200 Marriage Jokes from Parade: parade.com/1043061/marynliles/marriage-jokes/ ++++ Marriage Jokes from Reader’s Digest: www.rd.com/jokes/married-life/ ++++ Marriage Jokes from Yahoo www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/marriage-jokes-laugh-hard-youll-164543633.html ++++

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Stay SINGLE People! Marriage is stupid