It's Oliver,John Oliver.

@@luvmibrattTotally [rather, marginally] irrelevant note. Danger Man "Drake, John Drake" was the intro line of a British TV series that Ian Fleming helped develop. Released two years before Dr Nose, 'Bond, James Bond." Drake was in secret service for the UN. "Danger Man" was "Secret Agent" in the US

But as enthusiastic for John as a millennial. lol

“English toucan” 😂😂😂😂😂

I'm almost 39, and I too, will never own a home.

Kids go to arcades to have fun, so all you ever have to do to fix a problem is to gently redirect kids back towards the fun. The adults have no d**n clue why they are there, and are angry about it, possibly from alcohol.

I am a retired children's librarian and I totally agree. I loved working with the kids. They were fun to be with. It was the parents who caused all the problems.

As a teacher I have to agree, it's adults that create the issues, not the kids.

I'm 37 and what the fuck is a chicky cheese?

This is something I discussed with my mom about becoming a bus driver. I would prefer being a school bus driver than a public bus driver, because I can understand kids. Adults are worse. And then she mentioned that I had to deal with parents, and they are the worst. Which says a lot considering she is one.

I don't understand how you being autistic is relevant here

Indeed!

but not entirely untrue! I'm almost 30 and (as a kid) I always thought they were cheap and boring, but since FNAF came out, there's definitely been a nostalgic love for those washboard playing robots!

As a member of gen Z from Canada, I didn’t learn if the existence of Chuck E Cheese until some time after FNAF came out. I remember hearing that FNAF was the sole reason for eliminating the anamatronics, with the bit about kids not being interested as a cheap excuse.

Clowns make good characters for horror movies like IT, but millennials don't like clowns. 30 year olds aren't out there hiring clowns for their birthday parties.

@@rickowens5310 That's a shame as it's terrible. P.S. stop spamming your stuff on completely unrelated channels. You won't get so much hate then.

The intern finally got one joke across the line.

​@@weirdunclebobit's a bot, just report it.

In a previous life, John Oliver claimed to not respect the pun. SMH.

Oh fuck, I hadn't even noticed that!!

Poetic, even

“Fk it, send the fire department also”

I need a cop, I need an ambulance, I need everything

Gary Oldman: "Bring me everyone" - Cop: What do you mean everyone? - Gary Oldman: "EVERYONE !!!!!!!!!"

@@h0tel1 EEEEEEE-VVERYOOOOOOOONEEE

That picture sounds amazing and cursed.

You should start a video series on crazy chucky stories. Would like to hear more.

That was a _weird way to end your comment,_ but everything else? Fantastic!!!

Got a picture of Chuck E chugging a beer at a local St Patrics parade.

My ex wife worked there while in high school...yeah the stories she told of employee shenanigans were hilarious and disturbing😂

if they rebranded the bankrupt Chuck E. Cheeses as withered/retro FNaFs there would be zoomers lined up around the block to get in there

@@RamblinBob I don’t disagree, but at the same time it feels like that’s just inviting disaster to happen because you know some psychopath is going to try to re-create the games. Which if I recall correctly is the exact reason Scott gave for not wanting to open a franchise, despite being approached about the idea before.

Video games are different than a robot playing crappy music for you lmao

​@@RamblinBob Zoomers aren't kids though they're teens and in their early twenties. Adults and teens actually can't go to Chucky cheese alone. You have to have a child with you.

Robots playing instruments on a stage could only be confused with a Video Game on a monitor by someone who has no life outside of the basement VR headset.

😂

Best contraception in the world: Wedding cake!

No sooner had we finished our wedding cake, me and my now ex wife were filing divorce papers 😂@@clqudy4750

The last time I went to Chuck E Cheese was when I was 22 and a friend from Norway wanted to have and "American birthday party" when she turned 34. At one point, one of the people we went with who was, I'm gonna say, 45 at the time, and brought his kid, grabbed mee by the sleeve and said _"ALWAYS_ use condoms!"

Vasectomy.

Ceelo Green and his “sexual harassment” had me crying

_"THAT'S A _*_SPICY_*_ HATE-A CRIME!"_ 🤌🤌

Exactly! I've been wondering the same for YEARS!

Same here. I felt betrayed. I thought Chuckee was the rip off!

HOAs being evil is old news at this point. I'm just surprised that he didn't find a way of working in some rat erotica when the founder was talking about the weird stuff that folks do in the costumes.

Also. More views on this at 11 hours (1.1million)

While I worked there as teen in the '80's for a couple o' months, we actually had a bomb threat called in (but at least I only had to wear the suit once - that was more than enough) - it was also wicked easy to steal pizzas from the place - ah, memories 😂

​@@SmallSpoonBrigade this Chuck E Cheese video is old news too. Its a web exclusive they deleted and re-uploaded instead of making new content to promote the new season, its lazy and tbh they should be better than that.

Rereleasing a hilarious video (that I do not recall them posting before) before starting the new season is lazy? The new season will promote itself... it's fucking John Oliver, mate; HE NEEDS NO PROMOTION! Cheers.@@kultur-vultur

This is the most true thing that has been said this year.

Florida Mouse

not sure if that picture is a happy or terrifying one, tbh!

@@mho... It certainly requires some popcorn... And maybe a fourloko

We had them in Canada in the 80”s as well. Rocky n Bullwinkle were the headliner animatronic ‘band’ was that just a Canadian thing?

Did you think for half a minute that it was why the pizzas were on sale so cheap?? Maybe they tasted just like they did when you were a child, because they were old inventory from around that time... Oh yeah! They don't recycle pizzas, right? lol

As a DND player this made me laugh more than it should’ve

Same. 🤭

YOUNG JEEZY AS A PUPPET

Whenever you get down about things in the USA, just remember Chuck E. Cheese, and feel proud again!

SOY

I have been binging Hbomb's channel and this is so true I cackled.

Both HBOs have so much in common 😅

British people: I read the wiki article for rope. We're going to be here a while folks

I had no idea what "The Hbomberguy Effect" was, so I Googled it. Ended up going down a weird (but very informative & entertaining!) rabbit hole where I watched hbomberguy's almost 4-hour video on "Plagiarism and You(Tube)" (ukposts.info/have/v-deo/sXShZ5l5bJx5uYU.html)! :-O :-D

@@Shinmsl HBOmberguy

As an autistic adult I love your child. Please tell him to look up the history of marionettes. He’ll be busy for hours.

@@Underpants678 I will! Thanks 😊

dear god has he discovered the Five Nights?

Real life makes for great source material. Lol

More like FNAF doesn't even come close to the horror and insanity that comes from working at a day shift for Chuck E. Cheese in 1993.

If you read up on the inspirational behind the games, you'll see that the creator pulled from his childhood at Chuck E Cheese.

The movies coming soon iirc

I can see now, why all those puppets have such very specific backgrounds, what with them having been created in the same age as Fritz The Cat, LOL😂

Jesus Devante Christ, I'd have a whole different level of ptsd

Dude. You know, then. They missed the real weird side story that is mad scientist / Florida man Aaron Fechter. Whoever commented that ChuckECheez is a little slice of Florida is spot-on. Google “Fechter Orlando” for funzies. Rockafire wasn’t his only explosion. 💥

I'm somewhat of a FNAF fan who also likes CEC, showbiz pizza and anything related and they somewhat didn't scare me as much but it's actually sad to see pieces of history get destroyed all in the name of a dancefloor/tv screen

💀

This, sadly, is a great plot for a good FNAF game

Okay, so what was with the Ziggy Piggy gimmick?

Zyggie's Ice Cream Parlor is an ice cream parlor and arcade located in San Dimas, California. There, if you finish their ice cream, the employees say "Zyggie Piggie! Zyggie Piggie!"

It's charles entertainment cheese sir

That’s a pretty crazy story tbh especially coming from the founder of atari

And definitely worth every second of it!!

When at 5 min he said there was another 25 minutes I paused, made popcorn and buckled up

It was better to be alive during the original Showbiz Pizza incarnation.

There was some sick shit that happened there you could tell.

She has PTSD 😂

Understandable

This is my favorite comment ever to a UKposts video

It was always a minimum wage job for all employees, what's the shock?

Weirdly enough thats also the title of my favorite book on Italian colonialism in Libya and the horn of Africa.

The hypocrisy of this man

@@nedisahonkey Ah. No doubt why it's called Ethiopi-ah.

@@Edwrd9294 Yes. We all saw how Mr. Oliver went back in time and personally invaded Africa. The shame of it...

"You're part of the most violent empire, your silence is complicity" Clap...clap...heu cla?

Is this not a reupload? I swear I saw this ages ago

​​@@DigitalWolverineit definitely is (EDIT: was uploaded April 8, 2023). guessing the original was taken down for some reason, as I can't find record of it anywhere. I'm not crazy; I watched this on yt when they originally uploaded it, like a year ago, maybe?

@@DigitalWolverine I saw this on the Last Week Tonight website, so I didn’t know it was on UKposts as well lol

​@@DigitalWolverine This was my first thought I felt crazy for a sec

​@DigitalWolverine Yeah, it was put up as a replacement story for younger people to watch the same night as a story about HOAs or something, since most Millenials and Zoomers won't ever own the type of properties that would cause them to have to deal with them. It was definitely still online as of like a month or two ago, though, because I posted it on someone's timeline who hadn't seen it.

It’s better that way. I’m watching this and trying in vain not to estimate how much time I spent inside these at parties as a kid. Nostalgia but nightmare version. Don’t come here it’s bad

You have not missed out on a thing 😂

You guys still have loadshedding?

If you think this is weird, you won't believe half the shit we got. Buckees exists.

@@chrismanuel9768at least Buccees looks clean, CEC was so dark you couldn’t see if it was clean or not.

He's the good version of the weird uncle.

@@thomasakagi7545 chaotic good uncle

he's the pedo uncle you avoid

That….. is not a common experience lol. I don’t know anyone with an uncle like that.

John Oliver is like that British uncle down talking America as if they didn't invent imperialism. the sun NEVER sets on the British empire.

I have always loved Chuck E. Cheese pizza, that's a hill I will die on.

Thank the management and staff not the chain, Corporate may not care but a good manager and staff will !

Its always a good place to end up for a couple hours. They don't do coins or tickets anymore vut the plastic cards work all the same.

Make sure you leave them a good review

@@Klos1neMNyou mean Pasqually’s pizza? 🤣

11:49

bassed

I remember the flags waving and the confederate flag 😂😂 like wtf Chuck?!? 😂

Is this serious?

That is so 80s. Just fundamentally 80s.

@@Celexanomnom The General E. Lee from the ORIGINAL Dukes of Hazard also sported the con flag, painted on it's roof... As a Canadian kid through the 80s, my innocent ignorance of it's connotations allowed me to just LOVE the look of that flag. Makes me so sad that it turned out to represent one of the most abhorrent eras of America's history...

If only I'd been born 3 months earlier - I'd be watching the HOA episode instead of this... 🤣

I was older than 35 when this came out and I still feel seen; it'd still be accurate for anyone under 45 or even 55 the way things are right now.

John olivier is the youth Savor. He should replace an episode about marriage with KFC next as let's face it we're not getting married either 😂

'I Have A Cream'...

I’m 21, about to turn 22, and yeah same lol

...Or, in this case, rat holes.

Good❤

Agreed. Too sanitized. Too boring now

So Nice

If this is your first night at Chuck E. Cheese... you have to fight.

Totally rooting for the bullied kids parents to have successfully taught the other parents the lesson.

90% of the time it was women that caused the fights. If Chuck E Cheese had banned women, who were not working there, it would have been fine.

But Cannabis is still federally Schedule I 😒

I'm actually pretty mad that I didn't get to experience drunken pizza parties. Sounds like a helluva time. Rip, Charles Entertainment Cheese.

wasn't the video uploaded on the website he told to check out? I swear I saw both.

yep i watched it on the website ​@@makeitrainnaren

is this a repost?

I saw this when it was first made and I watched here. Wtf is happening.

@@thebeebz9511there was a special website they made for it yeah, but it’s the first time they uploaded it here

I worked in a highly sensitive facility and sat behind a navy intelligence associate who I befriended. As you get to know people I asked about his past. Apparently he dressed as the Rat in the restaurant. I decided to distance myself from him once I learned that after retirement; he would go back to being the rat.

hahaha i used to live in Chico... i worked at a restaurant called The HAtchcover on Esplanade.. Man i miss that college party town.. I miss floating down the sacramento river in a tire tube attatched to a keg and getting out at wash out,and faling over on the beach lol .. going up to Paradise.. this was back in the 90's... I want to move back one day..

Bro... same... how many times did you get punched in the nuts by those little bastards??? I HATED that damned suit. I worked at Showbiz in 86, but it's the same thing. The only thing that kept me going was free pizza, free video games, and being able to sneak the occasional beer. 😂 When they showed that lady smashing the Chuck E Cheese head on the side walk, I was like, YES!!! SMASH IT! DO IT FOR ALL OF US!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 (Edit: just noticed you're probably a woman... still, the suit sucked a$$ 😅🤣 )

While I was working there, the management ended up removing Chuck E's tail because the kids kept trying to rip it off. Those little bastards were unreal!

@@raidermaxx2324When you lived in Chico did you ever go to the DeJa Vu Mining Company restaurant?

As an American who has been to the place... Stay Away. Stay faaaaaaaaaaar away.

How about we talk about something you are probably sick of, it's about when Austrians and Germans colluded in the most disgusting act of the 20th century which had world wide implications. When the West Germans and Austrians rigged a game of Football so they could both go ahead in the world cup ousting the much better African team.

@@timothysmith6647 fooled me. I thought you meant starting WWI gotta adjust my sense of proportion to wade in the brave(?) new(?) world(?) of perpetually infinite irony

As another German, I just felt instantly reminded of Five Nights at Freddy's 😱

what's the second one?

Should have had that at the Super Bowl

OMG I was thinking the same thing. They need to create an animatronic show for grown ups with better music.

Absolutely!

rebuttal: i agree actually

Ya I think Dave and busters is the adult equivalent besides just going to a casino lmao altho all arcades are pretty much made for adult to take children too - a lot of the games are for adults as well, there’s a few adult arcades kinda everywhere in the United States mostly for date nights. I know that like AMC movie theaters sometimes work in conjunction with Arcades in major cities (depends on the city size/amc size but there’s options) but it makes for fun dates go to the movies go to a lil arcade and sometimes even indoor bowling/indoor mini golf - some places have a lot of large areas or multiple floors so there’s different thing in different cities or buildings. (The ones I’m specifically thinking of are in Chicago but ik in New York there’s other ones too) Of course some other countries have specifically found and made adult arcades (Japan for example has a ton of arcades and various games all of which are for teens to adults- of course it’s more of the major city districts that will have game options/nightlife/leisure activities) Bonus is you usually can get drinks outside of the arcades take a 2 second-2 minute walk and get to an arcade and have some fun, get some prizes etc (more modern ones usually have a plastic looking credit card which you put money on and can swipe for games etc - instead of needing to transfer cash to coins you just keep the card and any balances and can take multiple trips to an arcade without needing to bring like a bag of arcade coins or loosing tickets etc.) some arcades allow for drinks inside but usually it’s not done because of state laws etc or property managers wanting to avoid spills onto the electronics)

1. Pretty sure we didn't have these in Canada. 2. The Simpsons did a good parody of it. 3. I think the concept has the possibility of actually scaring children.

​@@refinedsugarchuck E Cheese has some locations in Canada but back in the 79s to 90s they had more

@@railfandepotproductions Oh ok. There's none in Halifax or Montreal. So you must be talking about Ontario or out west.

@@refinedsugar yeah

I'm pretty sure this exact thing happened in My Name is Earl

Dude, you had me rolling. Thanks I needed that. The fucking memories of that place. 90's were fucking nuts now that you're older.

Sorry to hear that… 😢

How did you get found? I'm glad you are live

​@@sheldonmarcotte8392employees probably helped him. His folks would've had to have come back after realizing their mistake.

Was it the trampling in the ball pit or the food?

Aren't you a good momma's boy who votes democrat? Yes you are!

@@syruscoy1244ah yes, it’s definitely only the Democrats that are responsible for the housing crisis. I also have a bridge for sale, cheap for you.

@@syruscoy1244wtf does that have to do with anything?

​​@@syruscoy1244says the fake profile

@@syruscoy1244 Matey... I don't even vote. Even if I did, I live in a red state.

PURPLE GUY!?!?!!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Likely a master debater as well.

this is too clever.

@michaelmiller9107 send this theory to Matpat

Children are curious about the unknown. It's a natural instinct to want to explore, but children don't want to discover monsters. Don't be a monster. Don't be a pedophile. Children DO NOT crave darkness. Seek help if you are confused about that. Seek help now, or be in prison soon.

@@WiseAcres-iz1mu FNAF was completely based on that macabre world. The kids didn't want that. But when you have run-down animatronics on run-down figures you get something macabre. The disturbing distortion is the person who thinks the kids wanted it that way. No. The kids were told this was something they would enjoy. They were expected to like it. But it was frightening for some. FNAF gave kids the ability to deal with the fear in a game they could turn off.

You didn't make it one step into speaking for children. Many children crave the light.

maybe you laughed a bit?

Don't worry, I'm older and will never have a house neither. We need to eat the rich.

I mean, I came out of the hood of Chicago and had to work my ass off and get through grad school and law school and even I am struggling to find a house that isn't in some rural hell hole of a red state. I feel this.

Real estate is cyclical. There are always deals and downturns, you just have to be ready.

@@fieldthrasher I can't tell if you're dumb or a boomer...

Pretty sure it was on here like six months ago

Nah he set up a whole website to show this😂 😅 I remember that episode because I literally didn’t believe it was a real link with a whole different episode 😂but he’s a mad lad so we definitely got a 2 for 1 that week

@@jackl8025okay so I’m not trippin

​@jackl8025 Oh it was months ago, I don't know why they reuploaded.

I knew I couldn't have been the only one who noticed, I checked the Rock afire explosion video and there are comments from nine months ago about the same video

I only ever saw an 'anamonic' type of band portrayed on The Goofy Movie, and I haaaated the idea of ever walking into a place somewhere and having to stomach such fake weirdness. Flint's sounds like it could have been rather fun to watch, tho...

Wow

How did you even become friends with them in the first place?

It wasn't the video games, it was the hippo. Admit it.

Who tf was protesting a strip club?!? What’s wrong with them?! Was it conjoined with a church or something?? That’s insane!

damn 😂

I rewatched that three times purely out of spite before coming here when I remembered why this segment was made.

Yeah, am I crazy? I thought this official channel already uploaded this

​@@Cabrera1027they did

Same, and I won't lie: I appreciate John thinking of us under 30. 😂

OH good I thought I was having some crazy Deja vu

😭

Technically every character is one line of dialogue away from saying that.

Is this spam?

@@railfandepotproductions with eggs of course

Did you at least get something fun with your tickets?

devious breeds divorce then divorce breeds devious

The divorce being the fond memory of course, it certainly can't have been ChuckUpCheese.

OMG I guess she was trying

My parents gave me my graduation present before my 9 grade graduation (Denmark) and then told me it before the ceremony...... Everything fell apart from there

It's 11am now, I don't remember watching this (but yeah, that sounds like me)

I have a pin I found in a used shop in the Seattle, it had a dog in a showmans hat, I forget the text. Could it be related?

Along with the memories I’ve had

Just like the employees inside the suits

Stood by your sentiments. Never thought would stay by the end of it but I also knew that if John Oliver had done something with it, he must have thought about it.

Oh, you missed out. 🤣🤣

It’s a breeding pool for all viruses known to man. It’s really just a covert CDC sleeper cell. 🤫

Most are run down and always overcrowded. Great for kids parties if you find a nice location, otherwise I'd avoid.

You actually need kids to enter. They don’t let people in without them

They wasn't like that back in the 80's💁‍♂️

Seeing that kind of has me wanting to look on Craig's List for a set of retired of mechanical rats. 😂

David Ferguson has a show and programs a lot of the newer songs. You can search up his place "Goofy Gas Fillin Station"

They did a great version of Electric Feel, too! It’s worth looking up

Who gives 2 shits about chucky cheese right now, considering what's going on in the world. He could be using his platform for something far more important

@@zainabemdadian2411 like what?

I'm sitting here processing that at least one clip here showed was from an lluminaughti video complete with Blair's voice. And I saw no attribution. 😂 Karma.

@@marblemunkeygod don't say that, now I'm gonna keep watching the whole thing listening for her voice

​@@marblemunkey I'm still watching this through and now are looking for it! 😂

@@marblemunkey WHAT

Bright Sun Films also did a Bankrupt episode

A classy place for classy people.

Florida is one hell of a drug

Wow 😮. He impregnated both women on the same night.

That's what happened at alot of ours here... and then shootings in the parking lot ... multiple times... almost closed the chuck e cheeses down here over it

wish i coulda been there