They deserve rewards?

no Idea what ur on about @@lurkzzz3866

Yes. Take it for granted 🎉

yep, craig kellman directed the animation

Play a record!

Justin Falzon ~ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If moths had eyes would they be happier? How do they know they're not dead?

Yes😊

It works every time

Look ac be ova A a. L

Check see a X o no x V c wk o candy hi BBC

Face z BC m X x CD X xxxx.

It’s one of the greatest quotes in their entire time together 😂😂

Meh, close enough.

LOL, you believe NASA knows anything about Mars hahahaha, you idiots will believe anything ….

joshua mullaney they don’t... isn’t that the point of researching and learning?

Deep Dish Dolphin You have never been to a college if you think the will is to research for the sake of the publics knowledge, the will is to research to have a grant, funding, and personal security of their belief system and income.

Lens Perspective 1) wrong comment dude 2) thanks for the info, kinda just assumed (you were right, I haven’t been to college yet but I’m getting close)

Same.

I sleep to it

Same here, either this or South Park.

I do that, I'm doing it right now. I have a single earphone I put in one ear and lay on my side... I usually fall asleep while listening to this.

The_Angry_Raccoon me three

He does. Bless Him 🥹

Yeah, Ricky is a bully imo.

@@magicmyc2672Ricky and Carl are mates 😂

Not anymore, especially with how much of Ricky's material is just stuff karl has said

@@craigward3341who cares, made his money the easy way, no one ever really complains about that

And you’re a little creep, mate

I think women are just as strong and funny as men, PLUS IM VEGAN

No one cares if your a vegan

@@RetroAdzz It was a joke and that's suuuuuuper obvious.

RetroAdzz r/woooooosh

"I'm using me fables." K Dilkington

It's moments like that when I kinda feel sorry for Karl. He almost certainly has a learning disability. He has no reading comprehension and lacks focus enough to listen when he's being told something. His brain is full of thoughts he cannot articulate. He has an imagined understanding of the world around him that has nothing to do with reality. And he has almost no ability to relate to human beings.

@@jodi2847 I'm convinced Karl is autistic. I wonder if Ricky has figured this out or not?

You lots

Learning disability? Nah. He can learn things just fine. He is just not that intelligent or book smart, but he has practical intelligence (as in, learn by doing not by reading). And he has imagination but his ability to relate to human beings is hindered by his lack of information and experience. He doesn't lack focus, he just gets overwhelmed and overly focused sometimes. He thinks very deeply and quite clearly about things, but he doesn't think very "widely". He starts with wrong assumptions, so he comes to the wrong conclusions. He is your average joe, misinformed, he read something somewhere and might be misremembering it (like that washing machine on Mars thing. The article said that the rover has the weight of the washing machine) and has opinion about it. Like in another episode, "Why would anybody in Africa want a goat? They don't have food or water anyway and they would need to feed it, innit?" The wrong assumptions are: What does goat eat? It probably eats everything like humans do. So why would you want to have a goat? The right information is: They have grass and water in Africa, grass is not edible for humans but it is for goats. Goats produce milk which is edible for humans. Thus, it is a way to solve the hunger problem. But Karl is focused on his own experience. "I don't need goat, I wouldn't want to get goat for Christmas, why would anybody want to get one?"

Youre an idiot

The real one is the opposite.

Animated Ricky is really cute.

@@Amory-wd3ws Nah, animated Karl is.

Fred Flintstone looking ass 🤣🤣🤣

Harris : I sense an IGN reference

Harris : he’s from manchester 😂

YEEESS!

Do more parts dude!

+Arjun Patel Part 4 up now bud.

Thank you

Darhk because he’s taking it seriously

He is, you can hear it sometimes. The cartoonist really leans on portraying his expression as very dry

@@1who4me that's not true watch any other interview with him or podcast where you can watch them talking he takes it all serious and isn't trying to be funny, you hardly see him laugh even on an idiot abroad

Darhk Hes a northerner

Probably bc it's his ideas being laughed at, but if they're friends it's probably just for the show.

Right that's what get's him in trouble. xD What you on about! xD

Surferles ~ I agree with you, he’s OFTEN SPOT ON!!!

Right about what? Camels not needing humps? Worms being capable of cognitive thinking? Fishes having more rights? He is so fundamentally wrong on almost everything and just plain doesn't understand anything remotely complex. Just because you like someone, you shouldn't give such inaccurate credit.

No, that's totally untrue. He is wrong way more than he is right and more often than not, when he is wrong he is staggeringly wrong.

Not only is Karl wrong most of the time, the level of each 'wrongness' is often jaw-dropping in its idiocy. Add to that the arrogance of clinging on to an opinion that started forming seconds before (as he kept his mouth talking) and you have a profoundly wrong guy. Even if we agreed that Karl was 50/50 right/wrong, his idiocy around space and space travel alone is enough to want to find him and force him to read a children's book about the planets, the Apollo program, NASA etc. Hell, even 'dishwasher on Mars' is worthy of a clip across the ear.

The glasses. The wig. The catchphrase. *Brilliant*.

@@bretn7 it’s more Hannah Barbara (the original scooby doo artists) instead of the Flintstones but yeah very true it’s done perfectly

I'm so jealous of Suzanne

To be honest, this is the best possible test to check if a woman is the one. If she's up for taking all of your shit and still loving you. Just wake her up 'accidentally' at 6 AM on the weekend and ask if you've told her about the immune system. It's like the Bronx story woman check 2.0

Ask me about hitler

Not now Karl

+Josh Cawthorne I'LL STOP WHEN I'M DEAD.

+the.alexo1234ss1 r.i.p

I used to hear myself when I think, and I'll probably listen for it again, but it's been a long time. You can even change the voice for a different effect as well. Ricky has a really low tolerance for what he deems unfactual, and it shows.

Karl’s just talking about your internal monologue, like when you’re reading. Ricky’s wrong, its not a dialogue where a voice goes “Hey, look at that”, instead you just essentially say something in your head. Also, it bugs me when Ricky yells at Karl for having weird ideas and not having the scientific explanation for how the ideas would work. Karl just imagines stuff or poses hypotheticals, he doesn’t have to justify it. If a kid told Ricky that clouds reminded him of of mashed potatoes, and wondered what it would be like if they were made of potatoes, Ricky would rip into them for being so silly and unrealistic. He’s so literal.

@@spencerraney4979 i think you're forgetting that this is a grown man his talking to not a kid xD also he is on a talk show with his mate who's speaking all this nonesense, try to imagine you self there.. how much Karl is enough Karl irl , i'd laugh my ass off too

@@theshamanite Nah. Ricky is just making fun of Karls way of formulating his own thoughts. It does not make it better when Karl's trying to go down the road anyway even though his formulations are bad. It's like a kid trying to stand his place even though he's wrong. Problem is.... Karl is a grown ass man. :D

Well you definitely think in your language. there's something there.

@Tony England Hahaha that's the best thing I've read all day!

James Avison weiiiirdoooo

he wouldn't have any of it. Too much assle innit.

Tony England I would take the next flight home

James Avison Really? Just because she's a girl? Don't be a fucking weirdo, man.

Why are they so popular in the UK?. I don't mean to bother you I'm sorry about that just a curious canadian passing through.

Dankest Eevee the reasons why my mum had one of the paintings was due to the fact that she lost her 1st born son at the age of 7 and the little boy featured in the painting reminded her of the child that she lost. That's why we have one of the paintings, I'm sorry but I have no idea why they were so popular with the rest of the people who had/have one of the images.....

+Ian Cordia You're an idiot.

Thank you.

He's not a _genius_. He'd seem like an OK philosopher if he was better with words.

Thatguy7242 Yeah he's not the best with words, but think about what he's saying. His outlook is so different from the norm that most wouldn't even think about what he's saying. But, humanity has always dismissed the words of the wise as folly.

Thurman Merman Don't see how his mother possibly being a witch has anything to do with it, but okay. I do think that Ricky misunderstood Karl, though.

Has he seen ANY nightmare on elm street

Not me. That’s the way I prefer to go.

Every time you wake up you'd have to run round checking if your loved ones were dead or not. Every day. That also means each time you go to sleep you'll have to potentially say goodbye forever to your family, just in case...

@@garethperry5365 Right?! Everyone's stress and worry would be magnified by tenfold. Like I said, Ricky's nuts for thinking otherwise.

+derp hr Completely agree man, things like this and If I Were You (Podcast by two comedians Jake and Amir) where it's simply people chatting and laughing really brighten up my day. Simply amazing for when you're feeling down! It's great to know people are enjoying them as that's the only reason I'm uploading them - I love sharing these three's genius with the world. Have a great day!

+the.alexo1234ss1 Hasn't Ricky called Karl a genius numerous times? Hahaha

Oi, we neeeed a part 3. Get on it. Pleeeeease. Its christmas after all.

+ProMaxElite sarcastically

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Same here, I'm right kicking myself for not finding this sooner

How many candles ya burnin?

heythereFuckyou what's your 20?

One nine

Stoneryoda 937 side on bring it in

@@traviscrowell8946 alright.

REAL TALK LIKE THE DIVV WITH A PAN ON HIS HEAD IN HOZZY

In a couple of months I suppose!

Haha this is not real karl is a creation of ricky steve and karl

Ricky has based all his success on other people. So it’s no surprise

@@Cooz. household name because of Steve's writing.

@@1who4me so so untrue

Art ya mongolian

Just think of the most famous internet meme! Now instead of it beeing on almost every computer, it was just a painting hanging in almost every house :X We are for sure weirder with our cat gifs then a crying boy lol

Your an idiot

Mathew Strauss *You’re

They're not actually doing a show where two guys sit there constantly being mean and making fun of a third guy. It's all staged. Karl represents dumb people with their heads up their asses and their absurd ideas.

@@My2Cents1 theyve been doing xfm for ages, its real.

@@My2Cents1 I don't believe for a second that Karl is acting. If so, he's more brilliant than Sacha Baron Cohen and Andy Kaufman combined. No way.

And I love you

POR97212 The real answer: The Big Bang actually didn’t make any sound at all, because sound does not travel in space. My old science teacher in high school used to refer to it as “The Big, Silent Expansion” because of that.

Goodnight my friend 😘

ThePigeonmilk attention giraffes, please come to Human Resources it’s time for your performance evaluation.

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