When the therapist says you have social anxiety instead of calling you a sigma male

this whole “hierarchy of men” feels like in elementary school when you would play pretend and one of you would be like “no but like pretend my superpowers are cooler and more powerful than yours.”

I actually identify as a G-male. You become a g-male when your masculinity becomes bionic and you start to become an electronic messaging service owned by google.

I myself am an Abba male. I'm a dancing queen

"I will shyly and quietly dominate you" should be a yearbook quote, it's so good😭

Sigma sounds a lot like "Oh, my girlfriend goes to a different school"

I'm actually a gamma male. All my lovers have to wear a hazmat suit I'm profoundly radioactive

mfs hate on lgbtq while basically creating new species of human themselves lmao

Dude he’s talking like he’s in a porn fanfic, “dominate the omegas”.

This is unironically the gayest thing that a straight man can do Like “Ah yes, I’m good at *dominating* other men”

I genuinely identified and felt pride in being a beta male for a while. Then I realized that being a beta male was stupid and weak, so I decided to change that by becoming a woman.

If any man ever tells me irl he's an alpha/beta/sigma/kappa/lambda whatever greek letter male, my plan is just to tell him I'm a Level 54 Water Type.

If he thinks everyone is born a "beta", he has never seen a baby before I bet, 1 minute of that thing crying and you'll do anything it wants, now that's what I call domination 🥂

"Sigma males" sound like they're the dudes behind those Joker quotes/life advice Instagram accounts.

These men would lose their minds if they saw omegaverse

I'm a Pi-Male, it's been predetermined that I'll have 3.14 sexual partners in my life.

"astrology for men" - best explanation ever

That "Alpha" guy acting perplexed at how made-up Sigma Males are is just that meme of Spiderman pointing at himself.

15:30 looks like his wall can be broken to reveal treasure.

I identify as a Koopa male personality, which means that I'm a small Japanese creature who likes spinning towards people at a worryingly high velocity, that is weirdly hostile towards small Italian plumbers who wear red and green.

As a female, I can tell you that we're not attracted to alpha makes or sigma males. We're most attracted to ligma males.

"sigma males" 🤝 "quirky girls" "my personality begins and ends with being an introvert"

I personally identify as a Fe-male, meaning I'm the symbol for iron on the periodic table

"take your age, divide it by two, and add seven!" *me who is 14*

when google is more of a person to him than women as a collective

Can’t believe you forgot the hilarious fact that the guy who wrote the book on alpha and beta wolves was also the same guy who debunked his own theories

As I'm a girl I can say: we DON'T like guys who call themselves sigmas or alphas, we talk really bad about them with our friends at the point they are a walking joke to us

i don’t know how danny can watch these videos without crying out of embarrassment who do these men think they are 😭

I love how everything about the whole thing just sounds like gay fanfiction. Gotta love dominating the homies (or getting dominated by the homies....I wont judge)

I’d liken this whole thing to when we’d play pretend as kids and be like “I have magic powers” “well I have stronger magic powers” “well I can breathe fire” “well I’m fire proof” etc

My age divided by 2 plus 7? Well, I’m 21. So wouldn’t that mean it’s okay for me to date 17 year olds? This system is flawed.

what ive gathered from this is that alphas and sigmas are just trying to top/dominate each other

The “it’s kinda like astrology for men” line was elite Edited: Astrology *not* horoscopes

these guys heard "submissive and breedable" and "dominant and infertile" and took it personally

"Goo Goo is the Smartest Person"

Imagine actual real adults using alpha and whatever sigma is unironically? I can’t.

I’m upset that Danny didn’t say “submissive and breedable” at any point in this video.

"I'm a sigma male" sounds an awful lot like "I'm weird, I'm a weirdo, I don't fit in and it don't WANNA fit in"

such a great (and sad) example of men trying to resolve patriarchal trauma with patriarchal tools...

Its insane that years ago i used to watch that alpha m guy cause of how insecure i was and i felt like i had to learn to be a “real man”. now i identify as a trans woman 😂 really comes to show who’s watching these videos

Alphas: extroverts with narcissism Sigmas: introverts with narcissism

"Speak for yourself, dude. I'm trying to get dominated." This guy gets it.

YOGURT MALES, ARISE!

I'm sorry, but all this 'dominating other men' talk makes this video sound like a Wattpad fanfiction

These so-called sigma males are definitely the "I'm not like other girls" girls of this fictional dynamic, who just looked up a Greek letter that was easy to pronounce. And just like the self-proclaimed alpha males, they're compensating for something.

There are two types of men: A: Men who call themselves Alphas or Sigmas B: Men who are not insecure about their own masculinity

I'm lesbian but I have a shit ton of straight friends and my tip for picking up girls is be sensitive, most of my straight friends (and gay guy friends) would kill for a guy that they could just cuddle and talk about their feelings with

This shit's like a bad fanfic trope come lo to life, and taken way too seriously. As a woman, if a guy ever said to me , unironically, that he was an "alpha male" or a "sigma male" or that some other guy was "such a beta", my immediate reaction would be: ⚠Red Flag!! ⚠

Once a man asked me what kind of male I was and I’m like “oh I’m a gay male” and walked away and now I think that he was asking about this

When you’re a gamma male and girls literally die when they come near you

i cant stop saying “googoo is the smartest person in the world”

It's ok to self identify with letters in the Greek alphabet, but pronuns and gender...not ok?

If all they're thinking about is getting women... Aren't they technically being dominated with women's attention?

I feel like they’re just gonna keep adding male traits to the Greek alphabet. I’m actually a pi male, I’m round and gooey and infinite stuck on .14

Ah yes, the alpha, beta, omega bullshit. I'd say it's like astrology, but at least astrology doesn't have this weird hierarchy about how much you should be getting laid. Like, yay, heterosexuals made another way people can express their gender in a restrictive way.

I watched that Sigma-Nation intro with the wolf and tiger at LEAST 10 times and I can tell you first hand it doesn’t get any less funny.

But wait, if he's the LEADER of the Sigma Nation, doesn't that make him the Alpha of Sigmas?

“Lions conquer everything” Except hunting, you know, ‘cause lionesses do that.

as a former wattpad addict, I can confirm that these people are stuck in an omegaverse mpreg fanfiction

I read A/B/O so this is so strange. Like no guys my knowledge of this would make you quiver in your boots.

I'm actually a Gamma male which means I'm usually pretty calm and collected, but when I get angry I turn into a big green monster AAARGH!

"hierarchy of men" sounds so ???? like... "dominating men" DOMINATE THEM TO WHAT... KISS THEM ????

Why do people think Greek letters are a symbol of status :/

I'm an Alpha-Beta Male, meaning that my personality is that of a chain of supermarkets in the Southwestern United States that existed between 1917 and 1995.

If they identify their personalities with wolves and lions and the like so much they should just be furries.

A sigma male is literally just an excuse to say “I’m not like other males!”

i write omegaverse fanfic and every time i see these people i want to scream it’s so funny. Oh you’re an alpha? A big strong dominant alpha man? Where’s all your omega boys then? Go scent some omega men and maybe you’ll feel better

Thank you for posting this my pet rat died a year ago today and my cat is very sick and we can’t bring her to the vet and I just had a panic attack. This really cheered me up. Edit: Shes ok now!!!

i want these men who call themselves "alphas" and "sigmas" to read an omegaverse fanfiction on ao3 💀

So sigma males are just the boy version of “I’m not like other girls”?

Being a beta male doesn't sound terrible. That comparison you showed about alphas compared to betas said that betas are "timid, submissive, and over-caring." None of those traits are bad traits. As a matter of fact, I'd prefer being a beta male over being a sigma or alpha male.

I started watching this, but was too depressed, so I immediately started going over my bookshelf for some comfort book or something, and what did I land on but The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People. I promptly cracked it open for the first time and started reading how the author thought modern psychology and self-help was toxic and unhealthy. Looky here...

These guys should leave the omegaverse for the fanfictions.

I'm a Magma male personally. The key traits are that I am made of molten rock.

The part where you said "dominating your coworkers" and asking if people were really like that struck such a cord with me. I had recently started a new sales job (ended up being door-to-door without my knowledge but I went with it just to be polite) and the guy I was paired up with would NOT stop talking about how much of an Alpha he was. Seriously, when I laughed in his face (thought he was joking) he said "I don't claim Alpha just because, just look at me". He didn't stop there, as he explained his views that "women are born to be submissive", insulting my intelligence, trying to get me to rate pictures of his female friends 1-10, told me that if I were a Christian he would "steal me from [my] man, and harassed me with dozens of sexual comments and questions. For 6+ hours I was alone with this jerk in a part of town I did not know in the Texas heat with no water and no cell phone service. After the day was over I reported him to the boss, he was promptly fired, and the boss set up sensitivity training for the next day. I of course left because who the fuck wants to stay where that happens on their FIRST DAY? I never though people were actually like that. Ever. Just some fake internet crap to get unsuspecting men to be brainwashed into buying a course. Thery are out there and they will make themselves known. They are not afraid to harass you, intimidate you, and try make you feel small. Do not listen or tolerate their bullshit. Report them, make a scene, call them out.

Actually wearing blue makes people trust you a bit more psychologically, that’s why commonly police officers wear blue. At least that’s what I read in a science magazine years ago.

I keep thinking Sigma is just an elaborate version of ligma. “Yeah, I’m a Sigma.” “Sigma?” “Sigma balls.” I will never not see it that way.

I love that he's acting like someone at Google defined what a sigma make is because it shows up when he searches Google. Apparently sigma males don't know how search engines work, at even a basic level.

these men need to use some other terms that arent wolf related because my mind instantly goes to the omegaverse so every time i hear one of these men speak i nearly have a heart attack 💀

the only space where a/b/o should be used is AO3

I love how people who give advice about “masculinity and dating” are the same people who are clearly the most insecure about these things.

"I'm gonna teach you how to act like an Alpha Male to repel women" LOL, that has to be the only true-to-life thing I have ever heard to come out of a masculinity life-coach's mouth

I'm an eszett female, i eat pretzels and drinks coffee whilst being above all this silly stuff

"Alphas are known as lions for a reason, they conquer everything around them" Lionesses, who actually do most of the hunting:

“That’s kinda beta of you to let him dominate your mind like that” DANNY holy shit!

This feels like a werewolf rivalry fanfic written by a 14 year old lol 😂

I really want to know what would happen if you introduced these men to the Omega verse... Also, these type of men make me so happy to be a lesbian.

wishing a taller, stronger alpha male would dominate my beta self =w=

How to be a sigma male: 1. Be obsessed with men and the "manosphere" 2. Keep expressing how hot other "sigma males" are 3. Repell women Sounds about straight to me!

"Speak for yourself dude... I'm tryna get DOMINATED" most relatable thing danny's said yet

I have a very strict personal rule that if someone says “I’m him” I cannot have respect for them.

Why is there a surprise Zuckerberg at 16:32?

i am 100% convinced these people secretly have a thing for omegaverse fanfics

this is literally just the “not like other girls” mindset but for men

This was way ahead of its time, lobe you Danny

i saw that vid on tt too im sure and it made me cry

the alpha vs sigma argument is the same as the argument i would have with my sister about whose magic mermaid barbie had more powers

I feel like “Sigma Male” was an internet meme to make fun of Alpha Males but toxic men can’t read irony so they just took it seriously and this happened. Kinda the same thing with “being a Chad”.

When he says he's an alpha male but gets scared by omegaverse terms

I think Danny had way too much fun with the word dominate, in this 😆