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WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on UKposts, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
#dannygonzalez
@slambotv1334 3 роки тому
It’s like saying “How to be smart” with the answer being “Stop being dumb”
@tmallon4211 3 роки тому
Oh no I can't like it's at 69
@annie-qc9wv 3 роки тому
R they wrong tho 👀
@nativenoah153 3 роки тому
m.ukposts.info/have/v-deo/q6RziW-LmGNn1I0.html
@chaidezisa 3 роки тому
i was the 1k like😎
@whytho8856 3 роки тому
how to no step in hole: step 1. no step in hole
@ratarei 3 роки тому
Nobody: Danny’s hair: ~
@julessjournal7969 3 роки тому
How can I give this more than one like
@favmads 3 роки тому
LMFAO
@anniedangerface 3 роки тому
I love this comment
@ninahuang5388 3 роки тому
More like 🌊
@anonsforker8629 3 роки тому
I’m wheezing why
@n0turc4t 2 роки тому
“Boobs doesn’t attract me anymore” everyone congratulate him on coming out 👏
@khushisingh2163 Рік тому
😂😂😂😂
@Rainbowfox_ Рік тому
We love him, such a king 👑
@ciphergacha9100 Рік тому
Clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap
@Alexisme. Рік тому
😐
@soviet_nick6209 11 місяців тому
Books doesn't attract me anymore now it's co......
@AmbitiousDucks Рік тому
“Showing up to your niece’s funeral high on horse tranquilizer” Danny that’s disturbingly specific
@cheapshotfishing9239 Рік тому
We've all done it at least once
@bigheartbiggerboobs 10 місяців тому
@@cheapshotfishing9239can confirm
@clariphone.8434 9 місяців тому
@@cheapshotfishing9239fr
@therealmrboo9962 7 місяців тому
@@cheapshotfishing9239exactly it’s not that weird
@bibsp3556 7 місяців тому
Sometimes you gotta be the ket cousin.
@lovelyjuliexo 3 роки тому
“villains don’t chase women!” that’s right...they just kidnap them to lure the hero into some type of trap...
@lugoorstar 3 роки тому
69 likes. Nice
@rosiestephens9485 3 роки тому
be...ted bundy
@tintin_moonie 3 роки тому
669 likes... nice.
@Kayla-iy1ih 3 роки тому
869 likes nice
@kingayy9267 3 роки тому
978 likes damnit
@ravendesayles8574 3 роки тому
"there's no girls watching this, right?" *sweats nervously in female.*
@mokahaani3720 3 роки тому
your avatar scared the female out of me😭😂
@ravendesayles8574 3 роки тому
@@mokahaani3720 the Owl feeds my female power. I must honor it.
@missmarston4953 3 роки тому
We won't be discovered as long as we add 😈😎🤑🔥💯🕺💸💰🆒 after everything we say 😎
@mads1853 3 роки тому
what’s a female 😎🥶🤬👿😈☠️😈⛓
@Berilia 3 роки тому
"There's only dudes watching this" I beat the system because my username on Among Us is Dude
@weirdyo9469 Рік тому
"Boobs doesn't attract me anymore" best coming out quote ever
@PalisadePeryton 2 місяці тому
"Boobs does attract me" my coming out quote
@uncomfortable_1558 Рік тому
I'll admit... When I first watched this I thought I was a girl. I felt devious. Little did I know, Danny knew I was out before I knew I was out.
@wishtopublish 10 місяців тому
Congrats on coming out as a Greg ♡
@imafailure7138 4 місяці тому
Same broski
@kathryn6723 4 місяці тому
This is actually so pure! congratulations :)
@Scrofar 2 місяці тому
Danny man-ifested your gender
@Scrofar 2 місяці тому
Danny man-ifested your gender
@a.ham_antha7454 3 роки тому
"There's no girls watching this, right?" All the girls watching: I like to live dangerously
@moved.6963 3 роки тому
Everyone else who isn't a dude: I like to call myself a madlad
@ayo.660 3 роки тому
He said that the moment I read this-
@weedmaster-420 3 роки тому
@TR1PPY _ same tho lol
@neonswan1482 3 роки тому
They could clarify as a male like I like to
@ferretweekchoinga8111 3 роки тому
Me watching when he says that: considers turning off the vid.
@andsgradite392 3 роки тому
"there's no girls watching this, right?" I'm not a girl, I'm a greg
@kuyenalcantara8341 3 роки тому
understandable have a nice day
@art_pawz 3 роки тому
The two genders: Boy and Greg
@erebearr 3 роки тому
according to the letters of the sign in the back, we are G E R G now 0-0
@mars9063 3 роки тому
Andsgradite same
@anuwilson9039 3 роки тому
I was a girl before watching this, I am now *greg* =)
@beanerjeffreys9667 Рік тому
As a girl AND a lesbian I would like to state that we love to ruin men's lives while dating eachother on the side
@nickaj3511 11 місяців тому
پس خیلی بیشرف و کثافتید حرامزاده جات ته جهنم هست
@killian2365 8 місяців тому
Goals
@asecretchannel4135 7 місяців тому
Honestly? Glamorous.
@haruchii. 7 місяців тому
so true💅🏾
@jaquelynbuechler1267 Місяць тому
Facts.
@somethingcreative536 Рік тому
"The people in your life can't have power over you if you have no people in your life" one year later, still hits the same.
@OnlyHarper 3 роки тому
Danny: There's no girls here, right? Me, a girl: **Nods vigorously**
@Joe-ou1iw 3 роки тому
lmaooo same
@mileyy5394 3 роки тому
greg is its own gender now. :)
@emmanema4502 3 роки тому
We are the impostors.
@ohhellothere6058 3 роки тому
um no that's drew 🙄
@mazzzzzzfijrn 3 роки тому
Lmao same😂
@anxiousaardvark1923 3 роки тому
Danny is really acting like he doesn’t have a trust fund from his vampire mafia rich dad
@savary5050 3 роки тому
Ye
@kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915 3 роки тому
Ye
@whythenumber 3 роки тому
Ye
@shathak.7421 3 роки тому
Ye
@fardifaalam605 3 роки тому
Ye
@shadophaxx2401 Рік тому
"Wanna know how I got these honkers" - Joker
@CaptStinkwater Рік тому
Came here to get rich quick. But now I owe Danny like $20.00.
@TheCarebear2001 3 роки тому
When I see the word “alpha” I immediately run. It’s that simple.
@chuues 3 роки тому
LMAO
@bezy2005 3 роки тому
The word "alpha" Is how you pronounce "a" in greek LOL
@jacksonneuhart5684 3 роки тому
But that's because you're a b e t a c u c k m a l e
@Bell-ih5ln 3 роки тому
You know it’s bad when he/she says MUST be
@ImNotScotish 3 роки тому
alpha
@ardimen2902 3 роки тому
Danny: theres No girls watching this, right? Every Girl posting a comment: finally i Can get a use of this fake mustache
@percolsin 3 роки тому
Mustach'ee time~
@HeyItIsLA 3 роки тому
"fake," cute
@farihanowshin3079 3 роки тому
Or the quarantine mustache 😂
@nooneinparticular3468 3 роки тому
You just made me want to go watch Monty Python again😅
@OsmSkylandersCheats 3 роки тому
Me, putting a finger under my nose: Yep, all dudes
@albatrossmania3219 Рік тому
This guy is funny he should start a UKposts channel
@eddykidplayzyt 5 місяців тому
He already did, it’s called Drew Gooden
@N1EnaShinonomeFan 2 місяці тому
I know right? Too bad there’s only one channel on UKposts
@givenreality7688 Рік тому
8:30 IT WONT FUCK ME DOWN???😰😰
@meihatsume6486 3 роки тому
“There’s no girl right? Only boys?” Me: *slaps on fake mustache* “si señor”
@emilymondragon8948 3 роки тому
me: brushes unwaxed moustache
@killmcdonalds1753 3 роки тому
pog
@lj.853 3 роки тому
Me, who hasn't shaved in 3 mos: sure... Yeah let's go with that
@goahdejen6176 3 роки тому
y u have to do iida like that tho
@kriakolbeinsdottir4586 3 роки тому
Me a she/they I-I-I- *confusion*
@thedreamer215 Рік тому
I hope I'm not the only one who has rewatched this video multiple times. It's just so funny. And the video about Andrew Tate's club 😂. "Making money is easy. You just take it from someone. (Danny: That sounds more like stealing 🤣)." These videos definitely present me with content I would have never found on my own... or even looked for. So I'm very grateful to Danny for bringing me and so many others, laughter 🥰
@molotovgirl555 8 місяців тому
Danny is hilarious!! I was depressed this evening, looking for something to cheer me up. I’ve been laughing so hard my stomach hurts. I’ve watched like 45 minutes worth of his videos and now I’m in a great mood! 😂🤣🤣💖👏🏼👏🏼 One of my favorite videos of his is the review of the kissing Booth movie. 🤣
@Oatsdude 8 місяців тому
I find it funny that the „if you’re good at something, don’t do it for free“ quote is actually from the dark knight
@Annie-ui6wq 3 роки тому
danny: “no women are watching this right?” my unbleached mustache: “it’s my time to shine 😎”
@grenalien1160 3 роки тому
AHAHAHAHA THIS HIT HARDDD
@anavila5741 3 роки тому
Ahhh the lazy mask quarantine mustache yes
@DrinkTheStars 3 роки тому
Yep that's about right
@mellonwoovibing8933 3 роки тому
First
@4yer4 3 роки тому
HAHAHAAA
@thatscool8703 3 роки тому
“You can’t be rich if your dating a woman” Millionaire: * Starts Dating Guys*
@mixitup6805 3 роки тому
*power move*
@Mariana-zc1gx 3 роки тому
detroit become gay
@gachalifeandclubiscringe9374 3 роки тому
Nooo I dont want to be straight
@gayclown69 3 роки тому
I mean.. I was gay to begin with. I also hate the rich so, lol.
@ssstella.a 3 роки тому
First I was being a rebellious little shit by still watching even though I’m a girl *and now here I am,me and my gf saying “we’re fucking poor”*
@OrobusEdoza Рік тому
13:36 I don’t know why but when I hear Danny say that I think of it as the girl saying all those lines like “my boyfriend works for me since I’m a badass bitch” that’s how it sounded to me at lease
@wasteland.baby. Рік тому
“We’re all boys here,right? We’re all dudes?” No,Danny. We’re Gregs.
@kaielkins6375 3 роки тому
“villains don’t chase women” bowser is typing 🐲🐢🔥...
@idk-ww8oe 3 роки тому
Ice king❄☃️👑 is typing...
@whytho8856 3 роки тому
lord farquaad🏰🦶👩🏻 is typing...
@Thatonepok3kid 3 роки тому
Gargamel is typing 🔵🍄🚶♂️🐱
@gretchiemations9240 3 роки тому
Jafar is typing 🕌⚱️🔮🦜...
@diannaparis 3 роки тому
Lol
@queenchaosyet 3 роки тому
If the rule is “girls slow down your grind” then just date boys. Problem solving 101 guys
@coin4246 3 роки тому
@Laurel Kardison exactly
@me30000 3 роки тому
Instructions unclear, dated every single other guy on the planet
@nilawright5953 3 роки тому
Make sure he is a millionaire too. Gotta surround yourself with other millionaires.
@no_peace 3 роки тому
Unless you're a girl or nb then just don't please don't
@queenchaosyet 3 роки тому
@@no_peace don’t what? Date a guy?
@kadenlangdon9070 Рік тому
You make me laugh so hard, my mom said stop but I couldn't physically stop, she couldn't make me, but then when I stopped I was sent to my room for being annoying. Thanks alot for making me laugh
@ElWaKa69 Рік тому
Legend
@nanireid1018 Рік тому
“Being alone is a power few can handle” *Laughs in introverted aroace*
@cyrus7541 3 роки тому
Poor Danny he's going to be poor forever. He has a wife, and isn't the joker as well.
@disfallcommentary7194 3 роки тому
F in the chat.
@Preejuu42 3 роки тому
G
@idontcare7340 3 роки тому
M
@Maya-cb8sj 3 роки тому
L
@qwq7797 3 роки тому
Ф
@sethpellerin7257 3 роки тому
I feel so bad for the lonely 15 year olds that run these accounts
@adrenalineactivate 3 роки тому
or a virgin 30 year old
@mattp0576 3 роки тому
No way man they are all millionares and definitely very successful and not just lonely 15 year olds
@Mariana-zc1gx 3 роки тому
i don’t, i’ve met these types of guys before in middle school. trying to start a conversation with them as a girl is so hard 😭
@user-do5zk6jh1k 3 роки тому
I get the impression that these guys are far past 15, and that's why they're so bitter.
@dianabernier3543 3 роки тому
ur just jealous those lonely 15 year olds are rich as absolute he*k
@Evietheanoying124 Рік тому
First time I watched this I was a boy. I’m not anymore. Happy pride, love you Danny.
@Mort-ko7lj Рік тому
Congrats on the gender, shame you can’t watch the video anymore though
@meredithmitchell8921 Рік тому
@@Mort-ko7lj “Congrats on the gender” ohdkywiycohclhdoy
@katenutter Рік тому
Congrats 🥳🥳🥳
@Live_Laugh_Loathe Рік тому
Congrats!! Sorry you can't watch the video anymore though:((
@frankisnot1148 Рік тому
I was the opposite, I couldn't watch the video and now I can
@shaxxmeer 2 роки тому
as a trans girl i can confirm that as soon as i started transitioning my bank froze all my accounts
@cl0wn.k0dx Рік тому
as a trans guy, i too can confirm that the moment i began to transition large amounts of money just appeared in my bank account 😟
@ll_Star_ll Рік тому
As a genderless piece of ass, my bank account has exactly the national average of money a middle class family makes transferred into it yearly. I am unable to earn money.
@Be_A_Gay_Wizard Рік тому
@@cl0wn.k0dx damn well i'm poor tell me your secretes
@adrienneczerni6516 7 місяців тому
Damn congrats on finding yourself but sorry you can’t watch this video anymore
@pap-fr 5 місяців тому
yeah, the cost lf hormone and several surgeries sure adds up.............
@davidchidester5463 3 роки тому
Why is the joker used for literally everything? He's not supposed to be a role model. Lol.
@dolphinman9896 3 роки тому
Right? It's so annoying, people literally think they're cool for comparing themselves to him when he's toxic af 😂
@itswherethecomedycomesin8864 3 роки тому
maybe its cause of Heath Ledger's insanely amazing portrayal idk
@lay-xf8rl 3 роки тому
It'sWhereTheComedyComesIn then shouldn't they look up to heath ledger instead of the joker 😭?
@rdiaz4741 3 роки тому
It confuses me how the business bros use the joker because his biggest trait is how corrupt he thinks rich people are and his life's mission is trying to murder a millionaire so 😰 idk it's kind of off
@literaIIyshy 3 роки тому
@@itswherethecomedycomesin8864 that doesn't take away from the fact that the joker is awful tho?
@dr.k8610 3 роки тому
How to be rich- 5 almond daily
@Sparkletyra 3 роки тому
That's all we need, my dude, that's all we really need
@graceholland5770 3 роки тому
Swan Ronson I was waiting for this comment thanks
@survivorpro6981 3 роки тому
The og know
@Amelia_Whitevoid 3 роки тому
Very true. I tried and It worked now I'm richer than Jeff Bezos
@sephrya6430 3 роки тому
Y e s
@KittyALevin Рік тому
"Stop giving a fuck" sketch is big John Lajoie "Chainsaw" energy
@RooiRokBokkie Рік тому
3:13 Cause like we totally don't have our own careers 😄
@alleywaysmusic 3 роки тому
If rich people aren’t supposed to hang with poor people, how am I supposed to find a rich person who wants to hang out with me?
@no_peace 3 роки тому
They never mention that part
@no_peace 3 роки тому
Actual vampires
@SM-yz4hi 2 роки тому
trickery
@arlo_slater9009 2 роки тому
You’re supposed to be alone, duh
@funnyvideoguy3216 2 роки тому
DAMN THIS CIRCULAR LOGIC!
@enshen2190 3 роки тому
At this point I think his background has an earthquake everyday
@ogkubzscouter743 3 роки тому
I just realized-
@caylee2529 3 роки тому
FR
@emilys2562 3 роки тому
Yup
@Tw0Dots 3 роки тому
He must live in California
@2350CST 3 роки тому
•• he lives in La Croix
@SOMETHINGWISER Рік тому
I feel like Danny hasn’t ever seen the dark knight, because he would know the quote “if your good at something, never do it for free” is a real joker quote
@batyalivni3577 3 роки тому
Danny: "there are no girls watching this, right?" Me, slipping on my fake moustache: "preposterous."
@tunasalad9693 3 роки тому
I metaphorically spit out my drink
@wrenlmao124 3 роки тому
Female?! On Danny's Chanel?! Impossible!!!
@sv_official383 3 роки тому
I am no girl I'm a gril
@sv_official383 3 роки тому
I'm sorry that was cringy,
@harleyk7596 3 роки тому
Good day fellow moustached man! - man with fake moustache because he can't grow facial hair.
@tanishaashar9141 3 роки тому
“there’s no girls watching this, right?” *stares into the camera like the office*
@playwithlife 3 роки тому
This is the only funny version of this comment
@sv_official383 3 роки тому
I am no girl I am simply a gril Once again sorry that was cringe
@dabutchaistoxic 3 роки тому
Because girls have that recruit difficulty.
@adamiskra6038 3 роки тому
You’re a dude now
@catalinaalejandratassara112 3 роки тому
sameeeeee
@qatonfire7476 Рік тому
6:10 I don't know why but this feels like a Jake and Amir sketch lol
@GrahamStephan 3 роки тому
“I Didn’t see you at the club.” Well, I didn’t see you at the bank - every motivational quote ever
@choerryerim 3 роки тому
hello graham
@slimeblock. 3 роки тому
who are you
@laylal4907 3 роки тому
hey i’m subbed to you and idk why! anyways hello!
@sofiaoronaa 3 роки тому
wow
@victorbraca6259 3 роки тому
yoooo graham
@justme-dg8uf 3 роки тому
“There’s no girls watching this, right?” Me: *There is 1 Impostor among us*
@cadencecrowe8841 3 роки тому
reds kinda sus
@jellyface2669 3 роки тому
justme orange is sus I saw him vent
@aliyah2337 3 роки тому
yellow was following me
@imannasir6184 3 роки тому
Aiko i was just looking for a partner....
@leahd5341 3 роки тому
I was in electrical the whole time
@goofy1217 Рік тому
My name is Greg and it feels like Danny is personnaly greeting me at the beginning of every video its great
@sadlyunidentified8308 Рік тому
0:19 As a trans guy, can confirm that I have had this very thought many times.
@eve9283 3 роки тому
“there’s no girls watching this, right?” *puts on fake moustache*
@flipman223 3 роки тому
Ok
@sofiaoronaa 3 роки тому
Ok
@melveerainbow4657 3 роки тому
Me too
@melveerainbow4657 3 роки тому
Ok
@AUG_Glow 3 роки тому
Ok
@carbonwaifu 3 роки тому
danny doesn't need to be rich he already has a stinkin rich vampire dad
@jaypea1722 3 роки тому
6IXE9INE DIED IN A CAR CRASH GO SEE THE VIDEO: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/fJmZl62haKinspc.html
@dudegamingproductions5459 3 роки тому
Who's 61x9ine ill check it out
@mysticalfiredragongamer 3 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/n3V5fJ-tkY2Guqs.html heres an actually way to earn money this guy fake
@Trump-wp8vi 3 роки тому
Hi
@ToriCastell 3 роки тому
carbonwaifu. BAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHA
@elle-mz5dy 7 місяців тому
9:23 the best harry potter movie
@duniamorales1443 Місяць тому
facts
@juciy8599 2 роки тому
I have been ordering HelloFresh for a while now and then seeing Danny talk about it in such a nice way has made me want to cook
@Funny_Muffler 3 роки тому
Danny: “Were all boys right?” His viewer base: 🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚹🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚹🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺
@lukav3509 3 роки тому
yeah i wasnt surprised....
@exammole4545 3 роки тому
Male 🚹 Female 🚺 Gregs ℹ️ Craigs 🗑
@alastorbutwithagun 3 роки тому
@@juliaaesthetic1749 ?
@deirdreleamy4678 3 роки тому
@@juliaaesthetic1749 what? Us Greg's hate craig
@exammole4545 3 роки тому
@@juliaaesthetic1749 You sound unsure of that first sentence
@zleep9182 3 роки тому
That Joker line about never doing something for free is made even funnier because in context of The Dark Knight, the Joker is lying in that scene and actually doesn’t care about money. In fact, he has a scene later where he takes the money he was paid by a group of mobsters, burns it, and then kills them.
@alastorbutwithagun 3 роки тому
first episode of the harley quinn cartoon, joker and harley kill a bunch of rich guys and leave when there was a huge pile of cash on the boat.
@caitlinconner5698 3 роки тому
Heath Ledger playing as the joker in The Dark Knight was amazing. That is my dads and I favorite movie to watch together.
@prig1557 2 роки тому
He did say the line in the movie I think
@shadow_shine3578 2 роки тому
Lying just like the accounts saying that they're good?
@angelita2213 2 роки тому
@@alastorbutwithagun technically it’s only cause Batman showed up
@stix3350 Рік тому
danny ur vids are the most comforting ever i love u so much. thank you for making me happy every time i need it, you are the best 💗 !!!!!
@UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist- 5 місяців тому
“There’s no girls watching this right” *Shapeshifts into a masculine figure*
@janationaltreasure 3 роки тому
*there's no girls watching right?* me, a girl: there is 1 imposter among us
@sialxve8627 3 роки тому
make it 2 😗✌🏼
@smokeykiwi8992 3 роки тому
Make it 2.. or 3 counting the other comment
@treymoment 3 роки тому
4 imposters now
@melisdead5271 3 роки тому
*5 imposters still remain*
@lune4089 3 роки тому
There are now *6* imposters
@rensawyer5623 3 роки тому
The background makes it look like Danny got, like, attacked in the room and then immediately started filming afterwards
@itsmecaitlin1254 2 роки тому
BYE why did this make me laugh so much
@sooddlyrandom4140 2 роки тому
Yes
@ghostsandcats 2 роки тому
“OW OW” “oh wait have to update the Greg”
@-khushlush 2 роки тому
Lmaooo
@jeronaradlien9817 2 роки тому
It was by a millionaire
@pebis___ Рік тому
0:49 boss baby
@Esponotch Рік тому
7:20 I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE OMG IM DEAD 😭💀
@sonata2328 3 роки тому
“There’s no girls here, right?” Obviously, there’s only *g r e g* .
@whytho8856 3 роки тому
there is only kne gender and it is *greg*
@ziya31 3 роки тому
I’m sorry my gender is a Nate (if you don’t know this you’re probably should visit Kurtis town)
@switchman368 3 роки тому
@@ziya31 i myself identified myself as little stinker. nice to meet you
@jeanfangz 3 роки тому
I identify as a Greg
@kalecardenas9645 3 роки тому
Greg is the only gender but has 2 variations one with pp and not pp
@djeffree1942 3 роки тому
“Be like a villain. Don’t chase woman” Jafar: *well yes but actually no*
@millinemouse1162 3 роки тому
*Count Frollo enters the chat*
@foxbrobroski5714 3 роки тому
J A F A R I S A S I M P A N D A F O O L
@djeffree1942 3 роки тому
Oh yeah I forgot about Gaston!
@internalscreaming7566 3 роки тому
**Hades in the corner subtly seducing Meg**
@djeffree1942 3 роки тому
And Hans exists.
@Jamiethecomic 9 місяців тому
"hope you have $200 on you because we're very good at beating you up" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@WhatsPreciousMakesAnyoneScared 3 місяці тому
8:38 you can really tell Danny was at the top of speech and debate club in high school
@allienimmons308 2 роки тому
“My boyfriends manager at Staples bout to make me act up,” is a total masterpiece of a sentence.
@jaythec7994 Рік тому
true
@sjb4280 Рік тому
🤣☠
@SylverScourge Рік тому
That sentence bout to make me act up fr
@killian2365 8 місяців тому
Work your way up from the bottom. Next is the regional manager 😎😈
@claire.4964 3 роки тому
“There are no girls watching this, right?” *On all levels except physical, I am a Greg.*
@michaelekemp6679 3 роки тому
This comment is underappreciated😂🔥
@yassjun4309 3 роки тому
I’m a female, and I’m Greg.
@kookiekina281 3 роки тому
Omg this is like my fav meme ! XD Woof !
@marsmaddog7489 3 роки тому
I might be female, BUT YES I AM GREG
@whytho8856 3 роки тому
there is only one gender and it is greg.
@thornordgren2239 Рік тому
14:03 thought he was gonna say "at least we can have the boys" lol
@rezissped3417 Рік тому
4:07 Danny really nailed the Heath Ledger joker
@gracexlyons 3 роки тому
Drew: “There’s no girls watching this, right? Me: **puts on fake moustache** “what are girls lol?” *sweats profusely*
@biscuitgidoni2804 3 роки тому
Lol, Same
@gilliganmcneuter3922 3 роки тому
🤣
@kaz.not.komputing78 3 роки тому
*what? Femaal? Who is gir? I maNLYm a n*
@johnimint4808 3 роки тому
You legit just said *puts on fake mustache* you must be a blue haired emo girl
@Mr.Bob-Gray 3 роки тому
Lol same
@anarchy6304 3 роки тому
danny: we’re all dudes here, right? me, a female: *hacker voice* i’m in
@SJ-zx1zj 3 роки тому
If you’re in California, everyone is a dude
@crunchyrats8732 3 роки тому
Same lol
@sincerelysomehumaniguess7610 3 роки тому
@@SJ-zx1zj as someone from cali, can confirm
@fearless_cloud 3 роки тому
SJ California gurls, yeah we're all dudes here! Everyone who lives here's a dude!
@Acy17isfamousowo 3 роки тому
Me being *non binary*
@ItzF1yz Рік тому
I like how on the last millionaire mindset one when it said, “LISTEN BITCH, BEFORE YOU START PLAYING GAMES WITH ME YOU SHOULD KNOW I DONT PLAY GAMES, I WIN THEM” some one commented “how do u win without playing?”
@jonahromero7476 2 роки тому
3:56 I ... I still am amazed Danny didn't edit that in as a prank. That's ... It's so comedic yet unbelievable that I can't even process it
@jasmineflowers3000 3 роки тому
Danny: There’s no girls watching this, right? Me, a girl: Nope. No girls here. Girl? What is that? *sweats profusely through fake moustache*
@Nick_bpz 3 роки тому
" " you forgot that
@ramennoodles471 3 роки тому
Girl? What is this GIRL thing? I don’t know either, fellow man. *straightens top hat nervously*
@embers3528 3 роки тому
@@Nick_bpz You forgot to not press "Reply"
@riannolivia22 3 роки тому
T7 King that’s not how it works lmao have you ever seen a script before
@dananabread6632 3 роки тому
Love this!
@reeves7091 3 роки тому
Anyone else still waiting for “I tried becoming a viral rapper on TikTok without anyone noticing”
@ballcrusher2036 3 роки тому
Yep
@maddiepusheen2986 3 роки тому
Yup
@magicmadscience5344 3 роки тому
Oh we noticed alright
@curedreamfandubz4116 3 роки тому
Why do I know what your talking about
@ChillinWithMyBuds 3 роки тому
Omg how do I find it on tiktok?
@hi-rw4nl 2 роки тому
"I would like to be rich beyond my wildest dreams now." 4 year old me as I stare at those gumball machines
@heartsofgold151 2 роки тому
I just found out about you today and you make me laugh like crazy 😂😂 Thank you for these videos
@madyr616 3 роки тому
"There's no girls watching this, right?" Me: No, never, when? Who? Not me, no. Never. Yeah, no definitely not.
@fortfun5010 3 роки тому
KYLIE JENNER HIDDEN PO*N! ukposts.info/have/v-deo/gHZman-EcH6jsac.html
@swagmaster3223 3 роки тому
@@fortfun5010 Why
@gad8299 3 роки тому
@@fortfun5010 wrong link here's the right one ukposts.info/have/v-deo/nIGoaK1wjp2JxIU.html
@fungling7982 3 роки тому
WaIt R U GIRL?>????? My jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience and say in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!”
@-x_moon_x- 3 роки тому
@@fungling7982 holy shit dude same, i looked at myself in the mirror just now and that was my reaction 100% wow
@tricia.smileyface 3 роки тому
Danny: "We're all dudes here, right? We're all boys?" Me, a woman: *nods along*
@maritimus_ 3 роки тому
boys support boys 😤
@habb420 3 роки тому
woman
@adeon7923 3 роки тому
You are not a woman you are a Greg
@prayaag1999 3 роки тому
me: **stares in enby**
@katelynw1745 3 роки тому
Sameee 😂
@Kristianalexis1 6 місяців тому
My favorite part is when you gave that “motivational” speech 😅 I almost bought into it just from your confidence alone lol
@AmnesiakMusic 7 місяців тому
"If your good at something, never do it for free" it's a quote from dark knight.
@trishalennex4630 3 роки тому
“There’s no girls watching this right” *me and my fake mustache* Definitely not
@amilianar.7810 3 роки тому
*me also wearing a fake mustache* Yep no girls here.
@SenorTickleToast 3 роки тому
*whispers* tell nobody please :(
@isabellajolly5438 3 роки тому
*puts on a hoodie and a hat to go with my mustache* Nope. Definitely no girls here
@SenorTickleToast 3 роки тому
yesssiiiirrr
@bee6035 3 роки тому
*pats mustache* I do believe that you are correct fellow masculine man that is definitely a man
@theblueberrycowproductions7767 3 роки тому
Girls watching this: I am something of a man myself.
@Hannah-lt4lu 3 роки тому
Yes
@Mikem-hq6ye 3 роки тому
cap
@bingus34 3 роки тому
cap
@yeeyee6998 3 роки тому
Cap
@lailabailey1971 3 роки тому
@@Hannah-lt4lu yes
@bubblybobabubbles Рік тому
The fact that the "If you're good at something, never do it for free" quote is an ACTUAL Joker line from The Dark Knight
@itzpris15634 Рік тому
“I could do love with my eyes closed and my hands behind my back” I interpreted this another way and im mad at myself about it
@seastarrr111 3 роки тому
As a straight man and not a lesbian, i will: Never get a girlfriend Marry a woman and start a family Instantly be rich
@renatobonito1521 3 роки тому
As you should successful king 👑 take this
@lovsaphirars7119 3 роки тому
Don't forget to help the less fortunate in life by posting on instagram static pictures unrelated to how you got rich. Keep on that instant money grind king.
@user-xc8ut6yi5g 3 роки тому
OMG.......... ukposts.info/have/v-deo/foOEep2Oo3qTq4k.html
@user-xc8ut6yi5g 3 роки тому
@@renatobonito1521 OMG.......... ukposts.info/have/v-deo/foOEep2Oo3qTq4k.html
@user-xc8ut6yi5g 3 роки тому
@@lovsaphirars7119 OMG.......... ukposts.info/have/v-deo/foOEep2Oo3qTq4k.html
@meriem.j.3633 3 роки тому
As a female, I can confirm that there are no girls watching.
@katiaaa108 3 роки тому
As a fellow female, I too can confirm this
@Shizzy5321 3 роки тому
As a guy this is good to know
@sirjam9977 3 роки тому
Yes, as can I.
@zetjet9901 3 роки тому
Smae
@scrumptious_human 3 роки тому
as a child female aka a girl, yes no girls are watching thos
@neferitouschkyn9501 2 роки тому
Nkt gonna lie you are so good at giving a speech I actually started to embrace the advice before the characters called out how dumb it is 😅
@GenoOwings 8 місяців тому
Phase 1 - Collect Underpants Phase 2 - ? Phase 3 - Profit!! EASY!!!!
@ChristopherColumbusesFeet 8 місяців тому
Get out of here, NO UNDERPANTS GNOMES ALLOWED 😡😡😡😡‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
@Ak-ris 9 місяців тому
“Being alone has a power few can handle” i mean yeah nobody uses solitary confinement as a reward
@zakosist 3 місяці тому
But solitary confinement isn't "just" being alone, its also being perpetually trapped in a small space and have basically nothing to do and nothing happening around you. I think many people (not all) could handle being alone much better if they were out in nature. Still cant deny people as a whole are social beings, some more than others
@briannasmith7981 3 роки тому
danny: there’s no girls here right? it’s day 23 in the chamber and they ain’t found me yet but when they do they’re gonna be surprised
@GP-qo6yz 3 роки тому
Underrated comment
@reemnhj 3 роки тому
I'm a girl to and they don't know
@PowerSpirit50 3 роки тому
Yeah, haha, no bobs in sight.
@nativenoah153 3 роки тому
m.ukposts.info/have/v-deo/q6RziW-LmGNn1I0.html
@SowyV 3 роки тому
This is SO true, I was a woman until I watched this, now I'm a billionaire single man 😎 Edit: This comment is beyond silly but tnx for the likes
@Aquaswolf2021 3 роки тому
Oh for God sake😆
@kaelynn4621 3 роки тому
me too! i told my therapist and she said im "trans" but i tried to tell her i just watched this video, but she said it was "gender dysphoria"
@mermaidman2074 3 роки тому
@Kaelynn Hester Us trans men aren’t actually trans, it’s just that we watched this video and we were converted into men
@kaelynn4621 3 роки тому
crikitoon fascinating
@NWKohout 3 роки тому
Yay another transgender person :D
@GemGirl2009 5 місяців тому
1:00 yup! Totaaaally 😅
@evancampos9870 Рік тому
Doesn’t the joker actually say “if you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
@jackjohnson2598 3 роки тому
Dude those “no girlfriend” rich just be like “you can’t grind while you grind”
@LoreleiExists 3 роки тому
LMAO-
@MasonStevens9863 3 роки тому
.
@INVESTNOW988 3 роки тому
BRUH=
@albedox6428 3 роки тому
I can it’s called being a prostotiute
@kryptian6109 3 роки тому
Misaki From Wii Sports with that spelling you have to be under 7 years old at LEAST.
@alyssahayes268 3 роки тому
ah yes, the 2 genders: women and alphas
@3rdluiksuwu171 3 роки тому
And greg*
@frog3622 3 роки тому
U forgot greg
@hannahbroadbent3555 3 роки тому
No only one and that is Greg we are all greg
@alyssahayes268 3 роки тому
ya'll, gregs come in all genders, get ahold of yourselves
@hannahbroadbent3555 3 роки тому
@@alyssahayes268 I- what? we made a joke
@enbyaxolotl Рік тому
“There’s no girls watching this, right?” Me, a M/F Bigender: **confused screaming**
@anticlaws4105 7 місяців тому
He has a little Gregling now!!!!!!
@imsad3630 3 роки тому
“There’s no girls watching, right?” *distressed female breathing*
@cthompson32391 3 роки тому
I wanted to like this but it’s at 420 and I can’t mess that up.
@imsad3630 3 роки тому
ADRIAN A GOODACRE I mean I am too that’s kinda the joke
@wyclefbean 3 роки тому
we’re all gregs here
@gentlesandladymen 3 роки тому
sn41l c4ke !!!! *ENBY!!! MY SIBLINGS*
@corcjell3654 3 роки тому
No one like this it’s at 666
@abbie_wood 2 роки тому
As a girl, I can confirm that we were put here to stop millionaires
@rachelellebaker Рік тому
i can also confirm. it is our one true goal in life
@SitrepJ Рік тому
@@rachelellebaker Stay away from me !
@zer0bankoe Рік тому
I was mad that y’all randomly started commenting this but… it’s only stopping weak minded men. A woman could never throw me off my grind 😂. But keep going y’all making the competition smaller for us. 😗😗😗
@deereye87 Рік тому
@@zer0bankoe Why were you mad in the first place? Also, you’ll never be a millionaire.
@zer0bankoe Рік тому
@@deereye87 You telling that to me is a reflection of your own miserable inner self. I don’t have to prove you anything, and you won’t ever hurt my ego because nobody can touch a broken man that put himself together by redesigning himself 😉
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