Why can't you fart inside an Apple store Because it doesn't have Windows
@thatchindogirl5 років тому
im choked
@alicia3905 років тому
Im chocked 2
@jacksbros33735 років тому
Bruh
@explosivemushrooms7305 років тому
miki2003pl well actually you could fart in there even if it didn’t have windows it just wouldn’t air out so the proper punchline would be why can’t you air out an apple store after farting
@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou5 років тому
That was good
@triniteeh29935 років тому
I don’t know what’s funnier the jokes or the guy laughing in the background😹
@fanniliyx36165 років тому
Trin ARMY same xd
@partiid5 років тому
actually thats the whole crew having fun behind the cameras and sounding stuff, must be fun to shoot that video xD
@raychong39685 років тому
Jin's dad jokes is better ❤
@triniteeh29935 років тому
Jin's dad jokes is better than yours AYEEEE LMAO
@VarunGupta30095 років тому
Definitely Donald Trump
@agenttoukan58404 роки тому
What do you call a Mexican guy who lost his car? *Carlos*
@snek70304 роки тому
wOw
@kasjaymz58034 роки тому
Ace yooo 😂😂
@angeldarkness78744 роки тому
Very nice😂😂😂
@yukadiangelo4 роки тому
Haha
@spooksplace4 роки тому
BAHAHAHAHAHA-
@nicogibbs23145 років тому
Want to hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it
@rianreon4 роки тому
Knock knock Who’s there Orin Orin who? Your comment is unoringinal
@piraten724 роки тому
Systex • 13 years ago you’re 1 year order than me
@rianreon4 роки тому
@Cena • 12 years ago • Updated 😂
@rianreon4 роки тому
Dadias Dadias Who?
@lucidmlem4 роки тому
No reply viewing or reading more. You're still working on it.
@dita_nan5 років тому
Im sorry to my future kids, you have to hear this jokes when you are grow up later..
@harfanmohammed94675 років тому
Nandita Dwiky I wish i was the dad, telling our kids this jokes 😂🔥
@benjaminmoua785 років тому
My dad tells bad dad jokes all the time. It gets the family laughing. An then there’s me, same sence if humor to carry that tradition.
@parthgupte41755 років тому
My dad tells bad jokes to but I have to laugh
@jaxusr2355 років тому
Nandita Dwiky Be proud. They will know true laughter.
@blabla-rg7ky4 роки тому
these* ... grown up*
@ahmedfarhan34975 років тому
First video was better BISON
@milosjoksimovicjogz56575 років тому
Ahmed Farhan That was the best joke I've heard all my life 😂 bison hahahahga
@ahmedfarhan34975 років тому
Milos Joksimovic I replayed it like 1000 time 🤣🤣🤣
@togegorengpedas48305 років тому
😂
@cbxjr5 років тому
What did the buffalo tell his son be4 leaving college
@user-bj8ie9qw8l5 років тому
It really was😂😂😂
@midoriyee5 років тому
"What did the vegeterian say to the doctor?" "I don't know" "I feel good-" *Instant laughter*
@-ofrenzy29832 роки тому
i didn't get it.
@zmjcky-8332 роки тому
@@-ofrenzy2983 nobody did
@staalejonko2 роки тому
@@-ofrenzy2983 because an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Vegetarians eat quite healthy so they wouldn't have to go to the doctor, but if they would, they will say they feel good. that's the joke
@nothere39822 роки тому
😂😂😂
@notlucas68592 роки тому
@@-ofrenzy2983 head to my toes tomatoes to ma toes
@janetcharlish64834 роки тому
I don’t usually tell dad jokes... But when I do, he usually laughs
@pratikb81314 роки тому
I thought he farts
@dimitris_zaha4 роки тому
Mine beats me
@mayocult20254 роки тому
Two physicists walk to a bar One of them says "What do you measure electricity by?" The other, in confusion asks "Watt?"
@danielawesome362 роки тому
This kinda made me cry. It made me cry internally.
@thunderstraw8642 роки тому
@@dimitris_zaha 👁👄👁💀💀💀
@rozzofficial75275 років тому
Knock knock.. Whos there? Ache Ache-who Bless you
@pineappleproductions16965 років тому
🤣
@lpajnkiher49295 років тому
Why?
@meridgey5 років тому
@@lpajnkiher4929 because it's a sneeze. Most people say bless you after someone sneezes.
@lpajnkiher49295 років тому
@@meridgey i meant it point wise like why does it even exist.
@ronintsukebin91634 роки тому
Knock knock Who's there? Who Who who? Who, who, who let the dogs out? (Singing it)
@ZakyAA5 років тому
"He Mist" OMG I'm dying 😂
@trikoalt5 років тому
Yeah that's smart i like that lol
@MisterSadge5 років тому
I'm in tears send help
@sewermilk63445 років тому
Hoàng Hải This is 911 how can I help you
@mielle34705 років тому
Lmfaaao
@sandhu79095 років тому
That like years old Joke lol, not new
@fallingbed12 роки тому
After 20 seconds The toilet paper joke finally hit me and I couldn’t stop giggling for 5 minutes 🤦🏻
@User9527_2 роки тому
Why?
@ErgoProxie2 роки тому
@@User9527_ someone must have thought he felt like home and tossed it at him.
@pramodpoddar10152 роки тому
Fun fact Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down
@profilename2442 роки тому
Reply to Comment by fallingbed
@kitori56582 роки тому
@@User9527_ Toilet paper is used for wiping, what crack do you often wipe with a toilet paper?
@japsbatungol5 років тому
Ahem prepare your self for the worst joke ever...here it goes... Ahem Whats the diffrents between a snow man and a snow women? *Snowballs*
@dygomythro23525 років тому
LOLOLOLOL
@nameisrango5 років тому
Hahahaa
@realdeadlyyarns73024 роки тому
OOOH NOOO OHHH NOO
@Saigonas4 роки тому
xddddd
@hadihussein444 роки тому
sorry i cant like, its at 69 likes, its the law, oh and its also common sense, its the reason of life, its beautiful, it might just be a number, but its a number than will never be forgotten, and will be cherished until 2069. ( merry Christmas random stranger)
@jaybarot72005 років тому
What's the best place in the world ? A graveyard Cause people die to go there...
@alicia3905 років тому
Jay Barot Music im chocked
@franklinblu53925 років тому
Good joke, shit delivery. Way to ruin a joke.
@um28165 років тому
Yes, I agree Alex. Here’s something better Where do people die to go? A graveyard
@coloripple5 років тому
Two Turtle Doves or maybe:? Why is a graveyard the best plaxe in the world? Cus ppl die to go there! I honestly dont know which way of telling it is the best, just trying stuff out
@ramanabdullen5 років тому
What place do some people die to go to? A Graveyard.
@salimhussain32265 років тому
What did the grape say after it was stepped on? Nothing. It just let out a little wine
@NG-nf2mz5 років тому
The grape they did the surgery on.
@adityarajasekar51384 роки тому
Yeah it's me yeah it’s you
@bladeoftheruinedking25434 роки тому
???
@big_bob_s37474 роки тому
oh boy that is a good dad joke there, it made me laugh
@brunkx30454 роки тому
@Max Dubz, it’s whine and wine get it?
@kerpiilol4 роки тому
knock knock who's there? dishes dishes who? dishes a very bad jokes
@leptailiin4 роки тому
*a* very bad *JoKeS*
@quzz43664 роки тому
Jokesn't
@Davie-hz1mg4 роки тому
Dishes mama
@AB-xx3jl4 роки тому
@@leptailiin didn't understand
@theeternalsuperstar37734 роки тому
@RicciOwns ! That was a joke long before Undertale or even Toby Fox.
@renenk48244 роки тому
The sean connery joke was truly superior. And here's my dad joke one liner: "If a python grew legs and started running, would that make it a marathon?"
@babisbabinos80754 роки тому
Would it?
@Mindwipe964 роки тому
I'll give you a like since I've actually never heard that one before.
@renenk48244 роки тому
@@Mindwipe96 thanks 😂
@renenk48244 роки тому
@@babisbabinos8075 I do very much hope so
@oo-rokpareng35975 років тому
That Man Laughing in the background Actually Made Me laugh
@pineappleproductions16965 років тому
You cute
@ultimateblisss5 років тому
Did you hear about the kidnapping? Don't worry, he woke up. **Jin windshield wiper laugh**
@raychong39685 років тому
What did the dog say to the wall? Wol Wol -Kim SeokJin 3rd September 2018
@marshmallowswirl13925 років тому
Technically this is grammatically incorrect because a kid is a baby goat so it would therefore be childnapping
@a.gutierrez43625 років тому
ARMYYY
@benjaminmoua785 років тому
What did the librarian say to you guys reading this comment? *Read more*
@shantalsaxena53195 років тому
@@benjaminmoua78 ARMY
@sotsu6184 роки тому
All of them are the most Dad looking men I’ve ever seen
@MelisaMadenoglu4 роки тому
They look like they are at a funeral trying to cheer themselves but also not trying to look too happy
I love the mexican guy, he is so funny and cute. 😂😂😂
@sophiaperennis23604 роки тому
Him and the pastor are the best pair. Bison.
@Ramash4402 роки тому
"Adam drew the short straw" Damn, round hadn't even started and he already went for the *low* blows.
@Alfamoto82 роки тому
Yeah that was kinda rude but acceptable...
@hishamzaza1744 роки тому
The Sean Connery one had me laughing for an hour, I didn't see it coming 😂
@fuffofox5 років тому
2:47 This joke was the best. You can see the difference but I know the pain of being short.
@leemilica5 років тому
Ian Lex I know the pain of being tall.
@ragvirsinghhothi88485 років тому
I had the pain of being short but then I had a growth short in sixth grade now in eleventh and 6’1”
@alolanpikachu73305 років тому
6'9"
@tarungusain29115 років тому
I have No-eye-deer what's happening😂😂😂😂
@jackel1425 років тому
makes sense with brit accent. NO-EYE-DEA.
@amanhidinghisname20795 років тому
I thought no, either
@woodywoodpecker19845 років тому
@Ahsan Bilal what do you call a blind neutered deer? Still no f**kin idea 😂
@katelynjelfs72834 роки тому
Neither anymore
@JulietsView2 роки тому
I’m a mom and I’ve made it a goal to watch dad jokes videos so I have tons of jokes for my kids! They are officially known as mom jokes in this house 😂
@randomshit33554 роки тому
My wife tried to unbuckle the car seat with one hand and said “How do one armed mothers do it?” “Single-handedly”
@sherlockshlome4735 років тому
2:20 What did the vegetarian say to the doctor? - I feel good. Lol how the guy cracks up at this point because he thinks that's the end of the joke because vegetarians don't get sick.
@r00985 років тому
@Omerعمر Tتكين r/wooosh
@r00985 років тому
@Omerعمر Tتكين im sorry, i was talking to you.
@Retr-or4wt5 років тому
200 Subs With No Vids 😂😂😂😂
@Unknown-bs1kz5 років тому
Intellect, reason&Logic Use your brain captain obvious
@waluigifand40795 років тому
@@r0098 you have 207 subs
@DeathoxOfficial5 років тому
I love the chemistry between the last two dads 😂 just like "bi-son"
@mielle34705 років тому
Dito Lmfao same
@ashtoncox38493 роки тому
The way Jon said " no eye deer " really made me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@whatwhowhyhow2 роки тому
“What’s orange and rhymes with parrot? A carrot!” “That’s dumb.” *So dumb it make me laugh. Why.*
@amitojsingh115 років тому
RIP boiling water U will be mist
@thechosenbeastdoesgames9565 років тому
Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees? They are really good at it.
@shanerooney72885 років тому
How does the elephant hide in a cherry tree? . . It paints it's toenails red.
@cayleighmackenzie30935 років тому
What! You should of said :Cause they are really wood at it😂😂😂😂😂
@scapapoodlypaddledoo48474 роки тому
@@cayleighmackenzie3093 no.
@nomaybe77524 роки тому
@@cayleighmackenzie3093 Not epic
@bladeoftheruinedking25434 роки тому
I don't get it
@Reskozy4 роки тому
Me trying to tell a joke Me : what did th- HAAHAHHHAHAA Friend : are u on drugs again?
@KingOfBlocksYT4 роки тому
I see myself
@TheWP1204 роки тому
How did I react when I found out my new toaster wasn't waterproof? I was shocked.
@user-cn9vt4ry5m4 роки тому
Wow, that's shocking
@burntbutter1554 роки тому
The Maxxx e l e c t r i f y i n g
@mazerplayz82304 роки тому
That's a powerful message
@lucidmlem4 роки тому
**I didn't use read more.** You died. Sorry I meant you were shocked (I still didn't use read more)
@potatoroot28143 роки тому
Wait
@camillelacsamana24295 років тому
tag yourself i'm the guy laughing at the background
@Zalamandar5 років тому
I’m the bit of paper that got skyrocketed at 5:31
@rhuarkk21385 років тому
Zalman Schipp I’m the flare in this mans eye at 1:25
@Lugna5 років тому
I'm the jokes
@sps62525 років тому
I'm the burp that's trying to come out. 4:13
@yyyamila4 роки тому
2:34 I’m the third bracelet on the guys wrist
@alphasauroxviix42355 років тому
What's Orange and sounds like a parrot? Me: Donald Trump?
@alexandrecarrion52925 років тому
Mo Ali oRaNGe mAn bAD! wHAt aN oRIgiNaL jOkE!
@Spetsop5 років тому
Mo Ali Wooow, THAT'S never been said before, you're so clever and original... oh wait 🙄😂
@colhar48365 років тому
So FrIcKiN oRaNg-IgInAl
@6riiqn5 років тому
Mo Ali DEAD MEME
@elizabethannlao62135 років тому
Haha
@taduke18434 роки тому
What blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.
@thea91534 роки тому
"Bad weather doesnt exist, only bad clothes exists" And hes staring at me like *;D laugh for gods sake*
@JasYeets5 років тому
Sometimes I will legit not laugh at a joke, but the crew guy's laughs kill me😂
@harmonigoddard63775 років тому
The guy in the background just can't help it 🤣🤣
@sisakendre48835 років тому
What do you call a chicken with no legs? An egg
@helper_bot4 роки тому
what
@greenleafspit85754 роки тому
It's NOT LEGal
@zahnani82983 роки тому
@@greenleafspit8575 but that was EGGcellent
@Pedro135424 роки тому
"What did the vegetarian say to the doctor? I feel good" And then he starts laughing as if the joke had finished, that really made my day
@amandas84175 років тому
I got one Why doesn’t Ed have a girlfriend Because Sheran (She-Ran)
@RUTHADWG5 років тому
...... that’s terrible.
@amandas84175 років тому
huylam ho I know
@RUTHADWG5 років тому
Bangtan 4life I suggest going to a school for dads jokes. I’m eggcited to see the results.
@amandas84175 років тому
huylam ho oh god we need dad joke school😂
@RUTHADWG5 років тому
Bangtan 4life go on, I’m EAGLE to see the results.
@tarungusain29115 років тому
4:26 these guys!!😂😂😂😂 They forget to not laugh, I was dead too😂😂😂
@blooscooo4 роки тому
5:13 the face you make when you don’t know what your friend was talking about but you agree
@heckywecky21204 роки тому
4:39 I thought it would be “ he fogged up”
@aidanholland85455 років тому
i went to see a magician the other day he was turning every one into wind turbines i am a big fan
@cayleighmackenzie30935 років тому
I don't know if other people got this this one but I sure did AND IT WAS HALARIOUS
@SverigeiSverige5 років тому
Sean Connery 😁😂👍
@louisschildknegt51654 роки тому
My wife found out I was wearing her clothes and kicked me out So I packed her things and left
@adrianghandtchi15624 роки тому
Official FBI twist: they were both women.
@jamesplaysgames20174 роки тому
So THIS is how my friend got his jokes...
@fimau73375 років тому
How do you call a man that brings your drunk son home late? Officer.
@Parkittaja5 років тому
Fimau :/
@abhishekpatil60715 років тому
Fimau Please explain the ambulance one.
@reedermh5 років тому
Because if you bring his daughter home late, he'll beat you senseless and you'll need an ambulance. If not a hearse.
@Wahey3 роки тому
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts!
@AbhilashNoxBaruahnx1ee75 років тому
My Dad's passed away but, he'd have laughed his ass off at this. He always made me laugh 😂 my lungs out. Good stuff. xD
@irishpoponoodles3414 роки тому
What's orang and sound like a parrot, A CARROT People in back: AHHHHAAAA HA Guy: that's dumb *silence*
@thisisargus71885 років тому
What do you call a blind deer? Me: *I don't know* No-Eye-Deer Me: *God bless his soul*
@realdeadlyyarns73024 роки тому
A deer with no eyes is the same answer, No idea!
@liyxolmao76644 роки тому
I love the fact that he laughed about the vegetarian that just feels good
@piotrszewczyk75584 роки тому
2018: Bad Dad Jokes 2019: Boomer Jokes
@jenepolvoriza47754 роки тому
Ok boomer
@wingsofthunder1704 роки тому
2020: jokes
@zsuato4 роки тому
the next generation's dad jokes will be like: "spoon" "haha"
@grodt884 роки тому
that's a good one!!
@EternalVirgin4 роки тому
More like "Warcrimes" "Hehahaahuhhuhuhah"
@insu35 років тому
Imo 1:04 is best in this part :)
@KimTaehyung-nq4ph5 років тому
In sane same
@mielle34705 років тому
lmfao ikr
@jaissakatecordeta95535 років тому
+MISS PANDUHK I see you everywhere..
@mielle34705 років тому
Jisoo's lost bible We share the same interests then. ;)
@jaissakatecordeta95535 років тому
+MISS PANDUHK lemme guess, you're a Filipino? :)
@haneenafarhath48205 років тому
I Love Oscar😂😂
@abhilasha96085 років тому
Jungkook's girl me too😂
@akago39125 років тому
Jungkook's girl I love Jungkook-
@sugaryjams62235 років тому
Jungkook's girl and i love jungkook
@yungbokYB5 років тому
Jin jokes
@raychong39685 років тому
I Love Jin's dad jokes 😂😂
@hazecyrox97784 роки тому
On the news there was a guy who got hit in the head with coke But luckily he survived Because it was a soft drink
@snowy71153 роки тому
Underrated
@emanissbu62642 роки тому
He should’ve stopped at “I feel good” 😂
@BTSARMY-oy2df5 років тому
5:30-5:31 10x this is Jin’s leJINdary windshield wiper laugh
@Alexandrino295 років тому
1:31 "Are you ready?" "Yo nací listo" XD
@SpecificLove75 років тому
Love it
@luannebi5674 роки тому
4:46 he fogged up
@KaySwitchYT5 років тому
Why is sponge Bob the main character of spongebob squarepants when Patrick is a star?
@realdeadlyyarns73024 роки тому
IDK
@10ksubswithnocontentchalle124 роки тому
I went to sleep and left auto play on *Humor has left the chat*
@fluffchilla13174 роки тому
Best dad joke: Show me your search history
@SuperGalaxy84 роки тому
Dad Jokes in Internet: BAD Dad Jokes In Irl: GOOOODD
@takeshiasahi54942 роки тому
"I FEEL GOOD" ***Genius Silence *** "FROM MY HEAD TOMATOES"
@HeyYouYouAreFinallyAwake4 роки тому
What does the teacher tell you when you don't read much? *Read More*
@diamoodley70134 роки тому
I saw the same one not even tree seconds ago, and I still fell for it.
@GamerTrashPanda2 роки тому
Well played.
@thepillow13e392 роки тому
You naughty naughty you trying to trick me 🌝
@alexanderm.95662 роки тому
It's a trap. Damn
@Wben1132 роки тому
Got me.
@astral15064 роки тому
Mom : The test is not that hard. The test : Dad : *are you ready boy* ?
@simonw26314 роки тому
That mini-soda joke was hilarious 😂
@hitpur735 років тому
4:13 , my last two brain cells
@xiomaravillacorta25675 років тому
The first two guys were the funniest to me cause they were so serious 😂
@mirzaridhwan59824 роки тому
We need more of this!! 😂🤣
@robbiebenson28144 роки тому
CLEAN Dad jokes . I love it it!
@zabrePFC5 років тому
Oscar and Wade are perfect combination
@ameliagordon69454 роки тому
3:56 i just love how he doesnt get his own joke
@sheebathefunnyrescuedog6924 роки тому
One of the best clips on UKposts
@ree82asm455 років тому
I demand for a 3rd part Damn that was good!
@laoooyaa95314 роки тому
The is what the librarian said to the kid Read more
@MacGuzman4 роки тому
God dammit... 😁😂
@kacey7974 роки тому
Ohh shit ?!!!!! I tried three times 😂😂😂😂👏
@walterhartwellwhite56554 роки тому
Oh my god that's good
@Rocco-tb9ih4 роки тому
I thought it looked odd but it still got me xD
@Mx5buthead4 роки тому
Thats pretty good
@amandas84175 років тому
Where’s Jin?!😂
@emacristescu45485 років тому
I won-deer the same thing.
@jj-dc1dl5 років тому
At hell
@dimplemon76974 роки тому
@@jj-dc1dl He's a demon 😏
@jj-dc1dl4 роки тому
@@dimplemon7697 lol
@dimplemon76974 роки тому
@@jj-dc1dl You must be very young
@lxathu4 роки тому
These bads were the best I've heard for years.
@thirdcutpodcast60652 роки тому
Must Hear Dad Jokes!! : m.ukposts.info/have/v-deo/gGJen6ycqaqkxH0.html
@dom-mt2hm5 років тому
Omg bad papi jokes killed me 😂😂😂😂
@DieWithRob4 роки тому
Somebody in Sitcom: **breaths** Laugh tracks: 1:12
@Puleczech2 роки тому
What is the best dad joke in existence? The father of all dad jokes.
@yulianyoskov51204 роки тому
I love how one guy in the background is laughing at every joke
@abzfootballmaniac5 років тому
That was better than the Bad Dad Jokes - 1, gr8 work guys!
@ihavejust65215 років тому
Oh my God.... I'm not God I'm dad.
@jackglerx71275 років тому
? Um ok Yes?
@mikethegoo5 років тому
I Have Just my dad would say "I am right here"... Then I would say "that means I'm Jezus" We are just the worst XD
@ukaildamiri67305 років тому
Well thats dumb
@mystyix5 років тому
can you please make a part 3?? this is so good lmao