🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A bus stops and two Italian men get on... (Discretion Advised)

🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A bus stops and two Italian men get on... (Discretion Advised) | Jokes

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BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A bus stops and two Italian men get on... (Discretion Advised) | Jokes
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
A bus stops and two Italian men get on...
They seat themselves and begin to engage in animated conversation.
A lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following...
"Emma come first. Den I come... "
"Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more... "
"Two asses, they come together again. Den I come again and pee twice... "
"Den I come one lasta time."
The woman sitting behind them is shocked!
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly...
"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," says the man...
"Who talking abouta sexa?... "
"Imma justa tellun my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'"!
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КОМЕНТАРІ: 35

@kimberlycregger7341 Місяць тому

HAHA. This was funny. I didn't expect that was the ending. That lady couldn't be from America. Great voices😅

@loljokes Місяць тому

Thanks Kimberly! 😀

@TheJadedLibraGuy-qy9cy Місяць тому

Ive heard this joke before and it's still funny AF

@user-pp5md7jh1q Місяць тому

😂😂😂😂😂

@fredferd965 Місяць тому

That horn you hear honking in the background is Harpo. The two guys talking are Groucho and Chico. Now that the lady has got their attention she's in for it....Honk!

@loljokes Місяць тому

😂

@dansmith8872 Місяць тому

That was really good . But I think it was funnier the second time .THANKS

@loljokes Місяць тому

Thanks Dan! 😀

@johnalexir7634 Місяць тому

Very clever

@loljokes Місяць тому

Thanks! 😀

@ulusalani Місяць тому

Woot! Now, that was funny!

@loljokes Місяць тому

Thanks! 😀

@notmyrealname6150 22 дні тому

Now that wassa funny.

@BeachCity Місяць тому

This was funny.

@loljokes Місяць тому

Thanks! 😀

@silentnight9655 Місяць тому

Who thinks up these things?

@shirleyaloysius4829 Місяць тому

I love that Italian accent. Hilarious. I can’t stop laughing

@loljokes Місяць тому

Thanks Shirley! 😀

@shirleyaloysius4829 Місяць тому

@@loljokes ❤️

@michaelmcfadden1622 Місяць тому

Brilliant acccents

@CM-dw2xr Місяць тому

ROFL! Nice one :):)

@loljokes Місяць тому

Thank you! 😀

@shirleyaloysius4829 Місяць тому

😂😂😂

@michaelmcfadden1622 Місяць тому

😂 haha brilliant

@loljokes Місяць тому

Thanks! 😀

@grahamnutt8958 Місяць тому

Mama Mia 😂😂😂

@loljokes Місяць тому

😋

@axl151 Місяць тому

I was really hoping you'd get to this one.

@glennsmith976 Місяць тому

A wealthy man died and his family was gathered together to hear the reading of his will. After reading the introduction to the will, the lawyer began to give the detailed provisions. The lawyer began and read, "To my son John, the best son in the world. John, who was at the top of his class in college, and became the best doctor in this city. I leave tax free sum of 1 million dollars. My beautiful daughter, Sarah. I wish that she had married, but she spends all of her time helping the less fortunate people in the city. I leave her the tax free sum of 1 million dollars. To my wonderful wife Mary. I leave her everything that is not already in her name. I leave her all of our cars and property. I also leave her the tax free sum of 2 million dollars. To my brother-in-law Marvin, who I promised that I would remember in my will. Marvin has never worked a day in his life and has lived with us most of his adult life. But he knows all of the horses and bookies at the track. Hello Marvin!"

@earlwheelock7844 Місяць тому

Guess we know where they BOTH wound up huh? 😆😆😆😆😨😨👿👿👿👿👿👿👿😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ANOTHER great Glennsmith 967 joke!!!

@loljokes Місяць тому

Another good joke Glenn! 😂

@lindagates9150 Місяць тому

Stereotype Italian accent 😂 made for an interesting spelling lesson made me think of mum teaching me to spell pork cup pine and what letters to leave out🙄🖖🧓👍🤷🏼‍♀️😇🤗💕💞💖💞💕😆

@loljokes Місяць тому

😀