🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A man in a bar notices a beautiful woman, always alone...

🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A man in a bar notices a beautiful woman, always alone... | Funny Jokes

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BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A man in a bar notices a beautiful woman, always alone... | Funny Jokes
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
A man in a bar notices a beautiful woman, always alone, that comes in on a regular basis...
He wants to meet her, but he just can't seem to find the courage to approach her.
After the second week, he decides to make his move...
Despite his best game, the man can't achieve any progress with her.
"No thank you," she would always say.
The man is persistent and finally, one night, they strike up a conversation...
They have an instant connection, but things never get past the formalities.
One night he asks her if she would like to come back to his place...
"No thank you," she says politely.
"Why won't you come home with me?" he asks.
"Well," she replies, "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."
"Wow, that must be rather difficult," says the man.
"Oh, I don't really mind too much," the woman replies.
"But... "
"It has my husband pretty upset."
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@glennsmith976 Місяць тому

A lady golfer was out on the golf course. She was taking her shots and walking the course, when she got stung by a bee. She kind of panicked because of all the things she had recently heard about some dangerous bees. She ran into the clubhouse and shouted, "Help! I've been stung by a bee!!" The club pro was sitting at a table reading his newspaper. He looked up at the lady and asked, "Where did you get stung?" The lady said, "Between hole number 1, and hole number 2!" The golf pro thought a moment, and then he said, "Sounds like you need to narrow your stance!"

@earlwheelock7844 Місяць тому

I think she would need to fold completly in half for THAT to work huh? 😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!! ( I think THAT one is even BETTER than LOLs joke!! ROF LMAO on THAT one!!!

@loljokes Місяць тому

I really like your jokes a lot Glenn and I don't mind jokes that "hint" to adult situations. Do you have anymore of those? For example, I really liked the joke you shared about "A man was walking around town with his pants down around his ankles" and would like to share that one on my channel if you approve. Thanks! 😀

@glennsmith976 Місяць тому

@@loljokes Any one of mine you want to post is fine with me. Old jokes should be passed on.

@JenHope883 Місяць тому

Narrow down? Omg 🤣🤣🤣

@markshrimpton3138 Місяць тому

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"

@loljokes Місяць тому

😂

@DavidFranklin-mw2zf Місяць тому

Oh, man... Don't know what to say to that.

@mohanlalrampersad490 Місяць тому

I live your guy who gives the jokes. I like how he changes his voice.

@johnmitchell7834 Місяць тому

I agree with you I like this voice fluctuations

@loljokes Місяць тому

Thank you also! 😀

@loljokes Місяць тому

Thank you! 😀

@grahamnutt8958 Місяць тому

Oooh - another Curveball 😂

@loljokes Місяць тому

Oh! 😋

@earlwheelock7844 Місяць тому

Not so pure AFTER all !!! huh?

@CM-dw2xr Місяць тому

Now that one was a real surprise :) Thanks :)

@loljokes Місяць тому

Thanks for watching! 😀

@fredferd965 Місяць тому

Her husband, that would be the guy who has chewed his fingernails clear up to his elbows.....

@kimberlycregger7341 Місяць тому

That was funny. Well she just gave away how she feels about him. I think he needs to move on.😅

@loljokes Місяць тому

Thanks Kimberly! 😀

@MrSilish Місяць тому

I know a joke about a brick. There is mother chicken and she has 3 little chicks. The first little chick asks the mother chicken: why is my name feather? The mother hen replies: when you were born, a feather fell on your head. That's why I named you feather. The second chick asks mother chicken: why is my name flower? The mother hen replies: when you were born, a flower fell on your head. That's why I named you flower. Then we have the third chick. His name is Brick... And he asks the mother chicken: Bwaarraugfgjfdhjgfdhjgfhhdjgfd?!!! ##@@!! ()

@loljokes Місяць тому

😂