I wonder why the best jokes are always the hardest to remember. 😮

"So I just switched the heads." I didn't see that one coming!

a man walks into a bar and says ouch because it was an iron bar

Two men were walking down the street and one walked into a bar. The other one ducked.

Kinda ran out of juice at the end...

Appreciate your video, laughter is the best medicine, thank you.

Thanks y’all

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Words are going by too fast for my eyes. Sorry, I love good jokes!

Two guys are walking down the street. One guy is a musician and the other guy doesn't have any money either.

An ice cube sits at the bar, slowly dripping onto the floor. The bartender says "Hey buddy--why so sad?" and the ice cube says "It's just a phase I'm going through."

Owing, owing, asterisk command??? WTF???😂😂😂

❤funny jokes, thank you from CANADA ❤😊

look! a dead seegull...and the blond looking at the sky....where,where?

Okay, The Set-up is, this is what I say to my brother when I call him on the phone the next day after EACH time we have had to change our clocks in our homes to either be on Daylight Saving Time or Standard Time, which, of course, always officially happens at 2:00 a.m. on that given Sunday morning: "Don, we should just keep Daylight Savings time permanently, because I am tired of staying up until 2:00 a.m. into Sunday morning to change all my clocks! Then it takes me a whole week to catch up on my sleep!" And I've been calling my poor brother on the telephone twice a year for many years saying the same thing; and now I don't quite know why, but he no longer seems to laugh... I also gave that same story-response, and in a very serious tone, with a voice and "matching" facial expression that were imbued with a certain seriousness, dismay and a sense of exhaustion, on the following Monday, after that very early morning Sunday time switch, in each of my classes in the high school where I was teaching, doing so every year. It was really funny to watch the expressions on the various faces of my students, and then the subsequent inquiries eagerly wanting to be expressed by a number of them, as indicated by their raised hands. And equally funny and delightful were the students who just said at their desks with confused looks on their faces, and even those who didn't even bother to be concerned with what I was saying, probably because it didn't occurred to them I was trying to be silly. You've got to have some levity in the classroom occasionally. So what if it takes up 5 or 10 minutes of instructional time. At least you have their attention for the rest of the class period! ~ (And what were the expressed concerns of the students who had raised their hands, indicating they wanted to respond? Well, I got back all that I hoped for--and, of course, expected; i.e., hearing the question, "Well, why didn't you just change your clocks before you went to bed?" ~ And I would reply, in that same very serious manner, but now etched into it a clear sense of confusion, after hearing such "illogical" comments from my students, with this: "We are told that our time-change officially occurs at 2:00 a.m. on Sunday morning. And if we don't change our clocks at that EXACT time, within the 60 seconds allotted, then we are going to have to deal with inaccurate clocks from that point forward!" ~ And on went that classroom repartee for several minutes until the more adamant ones just gave up. But I never relented; I never let on that I knew any differently, and that was part of the fun of it, as well.) ~drs (04/24/24)

a man walks into a bar. he hurt his arm.

Batman walks into a bar. The bartender asks "what will you have?" and Batman says "Just ice!"

They are not jokes they are stories

What about the joke about the guy who want into the bar and shouted watch one of you is sleeping with my wife

One liners? More like the first hundred pages of the almanac.

Obviously the writing and presentation are the product of AI

so not good...

A Gorilla walks into Bar. "A pint of Bitter please." "Ten pounds please." As the gorilla drinks it's pint, the barman says, “Excuse me commenting, but we don't get many gorillas in here.”. “At ten quid a pint I'm not surprised”.

Two blondes walk into a building…. Well, you’d think ONE of them would have seen it.

That's the definition of "black humor" :D

the point being ?

A blond man is blond, not blonde.

I don’t get the white dog/ black dog joke.

I think the first joke subtitle should be "Yeay! I've got y'all (you all)!" instead of "Yeay! I've got the job!"

A man staggers into a bar. He looks totally confused, and there’s a frog on his head. The bartender says “Hey, what happened to you?” And the frog replies “I don’t know, it just grew out of my a$$.”