Rapid Fire Jokes You'll Never See Coming. Bobby Tessel - Full Special
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День томуBobby Tessel has tons of rapid fire jokes you'll never see coming. In his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Bobby Tessel puts on a show of one liner, fast fire comedy that is sure to have any fan of comedy laughing from start to. finish.
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@WorthyMissJ 4 місяці тому
"I gotta get home. My kid's tied to a chair" 😂😂😂😂
@richardcalisi9188 3 місяці тому
I was dieing
@kingrobert1st 3 місяці тому
Happened to me once.
@22sojourner 2 місяці тому
@@kingrobert1st Lol ... perfect. Me too ... !!!
@shimsladey3227 Місяць тому
Was funny as was the whole show but an Aussie comedian I saw a few years ago had a similar joke about a women trying to get ahead in line of hi because she had a baby and he replied he can't cause his kid was still in the car and he couldn't remember if he'd left a window down.
@judylloyd7901 Місяць тому
@@richardcalisi9188 ...dying*...😊😊
@davidmorford2845 4 місяці тому
"Not right now". I usually get tired of one-liners but I kept catching myself looking forward to the next one. Very funny guy.
@rebeccav9969 День тому
I would have yelled it out after the 2nd or 3rd time. Don't know why the audience took so long.
@Venhili 4 місяці тому
Dry bar, bring this guy back more often! Absolutely had me rolling
@nicholasgeorge4156 Місяць тому
This reminds me of Steven wright who also is barely in anything. Steven did write a book and released it fairly recently and I read it. The only book I read ever since I graduated 7 years ago.
@JesusIsKing301 Місяць тому
@@nicholasgeorge4156that’s cool, just found the comic myself. You should read the Bible though brother. Jesus is going to return.
@nicholasgeorge4156 Місяць тому
@@JesusIsKing301 I found Steven wright on a comparison video of him and Mitch hedberg is also similar but not deadpan. Think of Steven but on hardcore drugs.
@rickyspanish492 4 місяці тому
My favorite kind of style and he does it so well! Just dry puns, one liners, sarcasm, sneaker punchlines, etc. with exceptional timing and delivery! Thanks Dry Bar and Bobby Tessel for the laughs!
@terrificbabe60 Місяць тому
U described it perfectly!
@seanwilliams7489 Місяць тому
Great. Wonderful delivery. Loving it, right now
@evelynmcelroy1224 Місяць тому
³²23rd@@seanwilliams7489
@rob41137 Місяць тому
12:12 He really is in line at a coffee place, because he didn’t say “not right now.”
@Buzzb8 3 місяці тому
I grew up with Bobby and have not seen him in years. This was like spending time with an old friend and totally hilarious. I cant wait for more.
@tristintadlock8947 2 місяці тому
What was he like when you knew him? Seems like an honest guy and good friend
@Buzzb8 2 місяці тому
He was a truly kind and charismatic person. He was also an impressive athlete.. @@tristintadlock8947
@tommypain 4 місяці тому
If I was there in the audience, after the microphone throwing joke, I would’ve yelled, “you won’t get fooled again!”
@cturn9494 Місяць тому
and he would have said “who are you?”
@tommypain Місяць тому
@@cturn9494 Awesome!! 🤣
@universallaw8850 4 місяці тому
Now this comedian knows how to write clever clean jokes and still be funny..kudos to him.
@3DCGdesign 3 місяці тому
I love one liner comedians thank you for introducing us to Bobby Tessel - I think it’s a true art form.
@_Lazare 2 місяці тому
Same
@SteveDave29 3 місяці тому
There's a sprinkle of Steven Wright and a dash of Mitch Hedberg in his act. Pure Gold
@evelmoose 2 місяці тому
took the words right out of my mind 😃
@NoxiousRob 2 місяці тому
My thoughts as well. I've never seen this guy before, but after his first few jokes I was hooked.
@mikenielsen7008 2 місяці тому
I see Steven Wright in him for sure.
@loreauvillephil 2 місяці тому
Almost commented the same thing.
@carolspickler163 2 місяці тому
Whatta find!
@russelljackman1413 4 місяці тому
Bobby Tessel is GREAT!!! Thanks, Dry Bar Comedy!
@whitneyhowlandspropcomedy6924 4 місяці тому
I love this guy! Thanks, Dry Bar for posting the full special!
@tkarlmann 4 місяці тому
Bobby Tessel is _VERY_ Good! "My mom's not that great at Frisbee" LOLOL
@magnetsoldiercephas331 4 місяці тому
He is spot on with his delivery for his style and his jokes are sarcastically fantastic. Love it
@multivariateperspective5137 4 місяці тому
The “I buried mom and dad like you told me, but the dog keeps digging them up” has me laughing so hard it hurts
@damo9413 4 місяці тому
I'm crying at work on nightshift....... there are 8 people in the room wondering what's wrong with me and there are zero ways to explain.
@galakorolyk1079 3 місяці тому
I laughed so hard about burying mom and dad I had bubbles coming out of my nose
@DarkHoliday11 3 місяці тому
Yeah, that joke is so old it can vote now.
@bobbyadkins6983 3 місяці тому
That and, My butt is soft.
@kriskross22 3 місяці тому
I saw this comment before watching and I still wasn’t ready for it! Almost had hot coffee coming out my nose 😂
@chrissmurray255 4 місяці тому
Hilarious! He's a _little bit_ like Steven Wright, and he's got the quality of material to carry it off. This is definitely my favourite type of comedian, and I'll keep an eye out for this guy.
@mylovesongs2429 3 місяці тому
Check out Stewart Francis. Also, check out Gary Delaney. Both are like Steven Wright. So hilarious.
@TheRealHucasys 3 місяці тому
Mitch Hedberg too .
@chrissmurray255 3 місяці тому
Couldn't agree more about Delaney. He's got the speed _and_ the quality.@@mylovesongs2429
@chrissmurray255 3 місяці тому
More like Wright than Hedberg I reckon, because Mitch's delivery is utterly unique - especially his inflection. But I get your point, and the fact that we're talking about Tessel in the same sentence as Mitch Hedberg is quite a compliment. Hedberg's bit about 'Not blocking a fire exit' is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.@@TheRealHucasys
@GrumpyForester 4 місяці тому
I don't normally like the 'one-liner' type of comedians, but he was an absolute HOOT!! Great Start to 2024 with Bobby Tessel...
@joesausville3951 3 місяці тому
I do not always find stand up comedians funny. This guy had me laughing so hard that I was in tears.
@BlackieNuff 2 місяці тому
"Not right now" LOL, nothing like finally getting that Pavlovian response, but then finding there's no way to turn it off.
@walterfristoe4643 3 місяці тому
I also wrote a book last week! It's pretty short, it goes: "Once upon a time, they all lived happily ever after." 🤣
@alexc5810 4 місяці тому
One of the best ones I've seen from Dry Bar in a while. Dude was a savage with these jokes!
@WildPrimitiveSkills 4 місяці тому
That dude is hilarious😂 He needs to be famous
@onlyinacj1 4 місяці тому
He’s funny..but let’s not over exaggerate .. I’m sure these kill at the local open mic “Broke my ankle playing basketball… It was an arcade game”.. “I was catching fish left and right, people at the aquarium were pissed”.. “Ever seen ugly people drive really fast… Where can they possibly be going?”
@TheAgiovannym 4 місяці тому
It’s up to the people and i agree
@JMRsDesk 4 місяці тому
You have a knack for understatement (exaggerate) and overstatement (kill) at the same time. I think the commenter is 12 and drunk sooo.... now you get the hilarious and famous. And of course you clearly stopped somewhere around the 5 minute mark as I did because you realized it just wasn't gonna get any better and was actually getting worse. Maybe they have special ed night at Dry Bar. I am good with wholesome entertainment but this needs to be done in nursing homes. Funny enough but nobody is going to stroke out from laughing too hard there hopefully.@@onlyinacj1
@crct2004 4 місяці тому
Never wish fame on anyone. Yes, he is that good but have you heard of a happy ending yet with fame?
@Seetiyan 4 місяці тому
@@crct2004 Seems to be working well for Leonardo DiCaprio! 😆
@daisymoses6812 4 місяці тому
Two things i liked a lot about this comic: 1. Relaxed Delivery (almost Laconic) 2. many of these set-ups really felt like regular situations of his life that he developed into material afterwards, for example a casual comeback with an arresting police officer and so forth...
@buzzard777 4 місяці тому
Haven't had such a good laugh in a while, this guy is hilarious!
@karinbarger9192 3 місяці тому
Laughing feels so wonderful! Thank you❣️I needed that more than you could know.
@csrboltfan2643 4 місяці тому
Top notch comedy !! Very funny. And proof you DON'T need profanity to have people roaring with laughter. THANK YOU, DryBar for providing this kind of platform. Have seen MANY, MANY hilarious routines on your stage.
@shanenoey6401 3 місяці тому
3, there have been 3.
@csrboltfan2643 3 місяці тому
@@shanenoey6401 Then you haven't watched enough. A LOT more than three.
@benveach9689 Місяць тому
Vulgarity is not funny and it’s only for the simple~
@judylloyd7901 Місяць тому
@@benveach9689 Yeah, that's why Drybar comedy doesn't have crass jokes 😊
@gaetanomontante5161 4 місяці тому
Clean, cool, calm and collected. I love this guy and his comedy. Way to go Bobby. Thank you for the good times... about 25 minutes of them. lol
@TYRONE_SHOELACES 4 місяці тому
If I was there that night...I would be able to say I got my money's worth out of the evening. Nice clean jokes that you can tell around the water cooler on Monday ... but nobody EVER gets them right.
@shanenoey6401 3 місяці тому
Including the comedian, because they're not good jokes.
@brianbrewer2909 4 місяці тому
"All men are liars" "I've never seen a more beautiful woman ever" 😂👍
@DA-yf5dn 2 місяці тому
I've just found a new favorite comedian. Good, clean humor, and genuinely funny. Thanks Bobby
@benveach9689 Місяць тому
He was faking it besides he’s a liar~
@judylloyd7901 Місяць тому
Drybar comedy is usually pretty good 👍 🤣
@josephrios8530 Місяць тому
This guy is awesome! Thank you for the laughs!
@accentedreality 4 місяці тому
Best comedian I've seen in months!
@sweettaterpie7009 3 місяці тому
Agreed!
@shanenoey6401 3 місяці тому
You really need to look up more comedians.
@pi-sx3mb 4 місяці тому
Love this set! Some good old-fashioned silliness! 😂
@shadowofneo 4 місяці тому
the popcorn tongue finger thing is unusually relatable
@shanenoey6401 3 місяці тому
That's because it's observational comedy regarding something that happens to all of us. This is not revolutionary.
@shadowofneo 2 місяці тому
@@shanenoey6401 hence "unusually" meaning more so than it ought to be under the observed circumstance, assuming I don't understand that says more about you than i
@arasb3258 Місяць тому
A natural comedian. A gem, one in a billion.
@DCSprink 3 місяці тому
Thank you Dry Bar for good clean comedy!
@lindseyhussey6450 4 місяці тому
That last joke has me in tears 😂😂😂
@TheOldHippiebilly 4 місяці тому
I like the way this guy thinks. Great set! ❤😂❤😂❤😂
@ccappa2001 4 місяці тому
Bobby Tessel is SO funny! First time seeing him... will be looking for more. Great timing, and so clever! :D
@marytataryn5144 4 місяці тому
"we have no finger-to-tongue perception"
@johnhart125 Місяць тому
This was worth watching! My belly hurts!
@lencranston8183 2 місяці тому
My first time seeing Bobby...hopefully not the last !! Finally a true comedian, and the clean humor was refreshing as well. Thank you !!
@gregorcollins 4 місяці тому
Always good to see Mitch Hedberg inspired comedians. Nice set!
@anydaynow 4 місяці тому
I was thinking more Stephen Wright.
@gregorcollins 4 місяці тому
fairly interchangeable@@anydaynow
@shriggs55 4 місяці тому
@@anydaynow Me too.
@paradoxikalparalysis 4 місяці тому
What a miserable comparison that is... 😅
@gregorcollins 4 місяці тому
depends what you mean by trombone@@paradoxikalparalysis
@agnesstokes1078 4 місяці тому
I liked his dry humor, needs his own show😂😂😂😂😂
@Shadow-uv4ex 4 місяці тому
10/10, would laugh again
@larseriksson42 3 місяці тому
You had me at the first "not right now"!
@cynthiablaskis1686 4 місяці тому
One of the best comedians i have heard in some time!!
@shanenoey6401 3 місяці тому
Get out more. Bill Burr, Tom Segura, Kyle Kinane, Mitch Hedberg, Sam Morril, Mark Normand, Shane Gillis the guy selling hotdogs on the street corner... anything..
@kennymik1509 4 місяці тому
My day has just been made!!! Thanks for sharing!!!
@ladibug340 2 місяці тому
You really picked up my day! Thanks! You're great!
@maryannmay1875 4 місяці тому
So refreshing to see a comic not using the “f” word. Even my young grandkids could watch him. He is outstanding ❣️
@stirfrybry1 3 місяці тому
Pendulum: May it swing back
@valerieannshort7109 2 місяці тому
Yes, that’s why I love Dry Bar!
@ArmyScoutMom 4 місяці тому
Very funny dude! Had me laughing the whole set 😂
@shanenoey6401 3 місяці тому
I can't wait for the day that you find real comedy!
@terrell9702 3 місяці тому
Steven Wright would be proud.
@curtisreynolds7375 Місяць тому
This was an excellent show.
@floridapielady 4 місяці тому
Is it just me or does he look like he should be Sammy Hagar’s younger brother? 😂😂😂 It’s crazy! Loved it ❤
@VioletJoy 4 місяці тому
Oh my gosh! You're right!!
@beckykay9178 4 місяці тому
Yes, yes, 1000% yes! I couldn’t figure out what seemed so familiar about him, but you nailed it!
@jpdude7274 4 місяці тому
He’s the one who can drive 55
@floridapielady 4 місяці тому
@@jpdude7274 lmao!! Yeah cause Sammy sure as hell can’t! 😂🤣
@sean_patriotamerica6611 2 місяці тому
Laughed almost all the way through. Love this guy
@UBERBENZ Місяць тому
Loved this. Bring him back!
@Meskuzze420 4 місяці тому
Definitely gives me Steven Wright vibes and I'm all for it. Great job, can't wait to see more dude
@yisraels4555 4 місяці тому
He even talks like Steve Wright!
@SadelovesJesus 4 місяці тому
I got sad too, when he said last joke. 😂 this was way too short! Bring him back! Absolutely hilarious!
@drd1924 2 місяці тому
Bring MORE!, This man was great, smooth, remembered all his jokes without a hitch, very funny guy
@TracedaBassman 3 місяці тому
He’s good, and so understated. I’ll be looking for more from him.
@wentworths 2 місяці тому
Thoroughly enjoyed this. Come back again Bobby!
@pantsarmstrong7518 4 місяці тому
Great set. I'd like to see a lot more of this guy! Thanks for sharing.
@Profesah_411 Місяць тому
Well done. Very talented guy. I enjoyed it a lot.
@timbain5862 4 місяці тому
I really had a good laugh!!!! Thanks for that DRY BAR
@shawnbruce6934 3 місяці тому
This Guy is Really Funny. I Love it!
@davidgodwin8734 Місяць тому
Bobby Tessel is awesomely funny.
@johnhopkins849 4 місяці тому
The popcorn thing is so true!
@dielaughing73 7 днів тому
1000%
@pennyd3194 21 день тому
Bobby Tessel is so funny. Thanks Dry Bar !
@LilByrdFly2 4 місяці тому
🤣 LoL WoW! Too much!! This was much funnier than I thought it would be. "Alcatraz, wish you were there!!!" I used to be........
@barbhoey 4 місяці тому
Hilarious...great timing!! 😂😂
@breal7277 4 місяці тому
Some of those jokes made me laugh 'til my belly hurt. 🤣
@gayleneelaban1161 4 місяці тому
This was hilarious! Very funny from beginning to end!
@StressJudoCoaching 3 місяці тому
Signs for Les. That's a real niche market.
@chuchuchip Місяць тому
Best of UKposts I've heard this year.
@brethooyman5905 4 місяці тому
This is probably the funniest guy I've ever seen on DBC!
@tashburton989 4 місяці тому
One of my favourites for sure and I’ve watched a lot of comedians in my time..I’ve got a lot of time on my hands 😂😂
@waynemeredith7088 4 місяці тому
R1m the
@Kjellmclean 3 місяці тому
"Not right now!" ⌛🫣🔫 😜
@tashburton989 3 місяці тому
@@waynemeredith7088 what does that mean ?
@gypsyrain369 4 місяці тому
Thank You Bobby ! You're BRILLIANT ! i Needed to Laugh ❤
@pennyb2245 4 місяці тому
So brilliant! Fabulous show!
@cookingshenaniganswithfort1299 4 місяці тому
He's awesome! I loved it!😂😂 Thanks, Dry Bar!
@sukiwatson 4 місяці тому
Bobby is very funny. Hope to see more of him
@jaenmartens5697 3 місяці тому
That fine fellow made my night😂
@jeanniebell9493 4 місяці тому
Wicked funny Bobby ! Looking forward to seeing more.
@jefhow22 Місяць тому
Thanks for showing...I enjoyed this guy.....
@tiffanyvelky 3 місяці тому
very well done, got a bonus unintentional ab workout
@bobclavile5653 3 місяці тому
Purely funny. Great set. Good Luck will come your way. Keep us laughing.
@ChristopherGaul 27 днів тому
Good stuff! For the second to last joke, I'd have said, "I'm just returning her call. She left me a message asking my opinion on whether she should fire her assistant or not."
@TheZensen Місяць тому
Hysterical!!!😂😂😂
@em0_tion 4 місяці тому
Love your style, Bobby! 👏😂
@christyassid8871 4 місяці тому
Great show! I hope to see this guy, again!
@becominghero9754 3 місяці тому
The tongue thing is the most true thing I've ever heard on this platform.
@HoustonRacewayKid 4 місяці тому
This is good stuff. He didn’t even mention creckers in barrels. Lolololol
@TheAgiovannym 4 місяці тому
That’s a high bar to set for 2024😂 so good
@mammamia8616 4 місяці тому
Best comedian yet!!!
@nnamdiokeke1832 4 місяці тому
This guy is so so good. I kept taking it back so as not to miss a thing
@user-pp1pl1qu7c 4 місяці тому
One of the funniest 🤣
@lawrencekellerii4857 4 місяці тому
Awesome content, delivery was spot on , wish you well in the future 🤣🤣
@mre552 4 місяці тому
I'M truly laughing my arse off. THANK YOU SIR
@cryptopappy6408 4 місяці тому
I'm just going to watch it again 'cuz you izzz too funny! And it's Sunday. The cats in the cradle. The shades are up 'cuz it's 7:46 AM on a snowy Sunday in January '24. So ... I'ma just going to watch this again 'cuz I like when my face hurts from smiling too much 🙂
@rudytorres9910 4 місяці тому
I never make U-turns, I always make C-turns.
@hellosergioa 4 місяці тому
Hilarious guy! Will have to look for more of his stand up routines 😊
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