🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - An elderly couple recently moved south to Florida from...

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👇 THE JOKE 👇
An elderly couple recently moved south to Florida from New York...
The husband had a wooden leg, and it cost $500 per year to insure it back in New York.
When they arrived in Florida, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg.
The agent looked it up on the computer and said, "It will cost $19 per year."
The husband was shocked, and asked why it was so cheap to insure his wooden leg in Florida...
The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, "Well, you just have to know how to describe it."
"He then pointed to some text on the screen that read... "
"Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler above it is $19 per year."
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КОМЕНТАРІ: 24

@kimberlycregger7341 Місяць тому

This was funny. Well that describes that old man perfect. That's Flordia for ya. Needs to check on pest control also. His wooden leg might get infested with termites.😅

@paulsmith5398 Місяць тому

🤣🤣🤣🤣 uhhhh, yup!, there was indeed a "sprinkler" above that wooden structure..........ummmmmmm, maybe it was a "tinkler"?🤔😨😱❓

@grahamnutt8958 Місяць тому

That's one way to reduce the Premium 😂😂😂

@lindagates9150 Місяць тому

I wonder what the payout would be and then if he wore depends if they would not cover termite damage

@grahamnutt8958 Місяць тому

@@lindagates9150 Good question and I don't have the answer lol 🤣🤣🤣

@grahamnutt8958 Місяць тому

Having worked for an Insurance Broker many years ago I confirm that there is an element of truth here. The difference in Premium for an Actor/Entertainment versus Actor/Television was massively different despite both descriptions being technically correct 😂.

@fredferd965 Місяць тому

OK, how do you insure the "sprinkler" 😂

@jeffharper7579 20 днів тому

They don't it's just a dribble in the bucket um I mean a drop in the bucket.

@fredferd965 20 днів тому

@@jeffharper7579 Ha! Ha! Ha!! And when the old boy has "Incontence," or whatever you call it, that's when his sprinkler won't shut off.... Try fixing that with duct tape!

@jeffharper7579 20 днів тому

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@markshrimpton3138 Місяць тому

Think he was taking the piss.

@earlwheelock7844 Місяць тому

Gues that discribes a wooden leg PERFECTLY huh? ( at least in FLORIDA!! wonder how a wooden leg was discribed in NY!!! ) ROF LMAO!! FUNNY ANOTHER reason to get out of NEW YORK huh?? 😮😮🤐🤐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@petercunningham5640 Місяць тому

Very good 🇮🇪

@loljokes Місяць тому

Thank you! 😀

@willdejong7763 Місяць тому

I thought it was going to be $19 per year, and since he's 70 years old, it would cost him $1,330.

@CM-dw2xr Місяць тому

Cute!! :)

@loljokes Місяць тому

Thanks! 😄

@johnopalko5223 16 днів тому

It really is all in the description. I used to work with a fellow who had an Alfa Romeo Spider Veloce. His insurance agent saved him a ton of money by describing it as a "Fiat Spider." Technically correct, but still...

@jonassardinha4373 Місяць тому

An argentinian is chewing gum in Brazil, he sits on a bench next to a brazilian who is eating a bread and an orange "Tell me...", says the argentinian, "Do you eat this whole bread?" "Of course", says the brazilian "We, instead, only eat the inside, the outside part we gather, process, transform them into croissants and send them to Brazil for sale" The brazilian makes an uncomfortable face, and he proceeds to eat the orange "Tell me...", says the argentinian, "Do you eat this whole orange?" "Of course", says the brazilian "We, instead, make tea with the peel of the orange, the rest of it we process, transform into candied fruit and send them to Brazil for sale" The argentinian is still chewing his gum, so the brazilian says: "Tell me, what do you do with condoms after using them?" "We throw them away, of course!" "We, instead, accumulate a lot of them, process, transform them into bubble gum and send them to Argentina for sale!"

@YAWN.... Місяць тому

Zzz...

@arkajyotimitra Місяць тому

@lindagates9150 Місяць тому

I wonder just how old is this joke Alexa says that you can buy a wooden leg for sixteen dollars Canadian🇨🇦 as a Halloween decoration 😮 and the advancements since wooden legs is amazing. I wonder if he bought wood glue and a leather belt if he could fix it himself by the way a first Nations survivor of little big horn battle was named wooden leg he died in 1940 in his eighties. She likes telling me odd bits of information . I don't mind if trivial pursuit makes a new set of cards I might be ready🙄😆😇❤️💓💕💞💖💞💕💓❤️🖖🧓👍

@loljokes Місяць тому

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