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👇 THE JOKE 👇
One evening, a man finds himself on a delivery run to the town's local mental health institution...
As someone with an insatiable curiosity, he can't help but seize the opportunity to learn something new about the intricacies of psychiatric evaluations.
As he hands over the package to the on-duty doctor, he asks, "So, how exactly do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"
"What's the criterion or the test?"
The doctor, a kindly-looking man with spectacles perched on his nose, looks amused at his question but decides to humor the man...
"Well," he starts, "our methodology might not be what you're expecting."
"You see, we fill up a bathtub until it's brimming over with water... "
"Then we present the patient with three options: a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket."
"We then proceed to ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
A light bulb seems to flash in the man's mind as he thinks he's grasped the essence of this psychological puzzle...
"Ah, I see where you're going with this!" he says...
"A normal person would use the bucket because it's significantly bigger than either the spoon or the teacup... "
"It's a question of logic!"
To the man's surprise, the doctor chuckles softly and shakes his head, "Not quite," says the doctor...
"A normal person... "
"Would pull the drain plug."
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@grahamnutt8958
@grahamnutt8958 Місяць тому
Pull the plug would've been my answer but I can see why others would choose a bucket 😂
@katperson7332
@katperson7332 Місяць тому
I initially thought that if it’s a normal tub then pulling the drain plug was the obvious answer, but I never thought that if the tub is full to the brim then inserting your arm into it would displace some water and cause it to overflow, so you’d have to use one of the other implements to scoop out some water first, into a bucket or something. Also, what if it’s an old fashioned hip bath type of tub, with no drain inside-you’d definitely need to use some type of container to empty the water out. Yes- I’m an over-thinker!
@jeremyashford2145
@jeremyashford2145 28 днів тому
@katperson7332 I think I out-overthunk you, but I did afterthink you, so I thank you for giving me something more to overthink about. What I did not think for myself was the option that the bath had no plughole, but I did eliminate that option logically. Up to a point of course.
@katperson7332
@katperson7332 28 днів тому
@@jeremyashford2145ha-ha! Over thinkers of the world unite……
@printzapper
@printzapper Місяць тому
that wasn't one of the options....
@johnopalko5223
@johnopalko5223 Місяць тому
Doc asked an open-ended question: how would you drain the tub? He never said you had to use any of the tools proffered.
@SamirDas-gp2oh
@SamirDas-gp2oh Місяць тому
This was a question to find out how much sane the person is
@jeremyashford2145
@jeremyashford2145 28 днів тому
Here's a hoe and a rake, take your pick.
@jeremyashford2145
@jeremyashford2145 28 днів тому
Therein is question one of the test answered. As counter-intuitive as it sounds a crazy person is more likely than a sane one to follow an instruction without questioning it.
@christopherstoney4154
@christopherstoney4154 Місяць тому
Having learned from experience, I would start scooping water with the teacup so as to minimize the overflow due to displacement. Once enough water is scooped out to allow for the displacement of my arm I would stick my arm in and remove the plug. Should I be institutionalized?
@KW-gb9cd
@KW-gb9cd Місяць тому
No, you should be the doctor!
@lemmetellyousomething679
@lemmetellyousomething679 Місяць тому
Yes Sir! You should be, without any second thoughts
@lindagates9150
@lindagates9150 Місяць тому
No way you did better than I I had a pile of large towels in mind for the displaced water😂🎉😂❤❤❤❤
@earlwheelock7844
@earlwheelock7844 Місяць тому
I BET NOBODY THOUGHT OF THAT!!!! INCLUDING ME!!! ABSOLUTLY HILLARIOUS!!!! THAT IS THE REASON I NEVER MISS ANY OF YOUR JOKES!!! ( you NEVER know what is comming)!!! ROF LMAO on THAT one!!!!!!! 🤗😮😮😮🤐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!
@RobertSkene-qw3ob
@RobertSkene-qw3ob Місяць тому
Sane Pail, Medium Sane teaspoon, Insane the thimble, No Drain plug ?Envirologist, who reuses the same water over and over again 🇨🇦🤣
@jeremyashford2145
@jeremyashford2145 28 днів тому
Did have a syphon set up but then it rained every day last year so I abandoned it.
@genesispuredeaf2390
@genesispuredeaf2390 Місяць тому
Before the entirety of the joke was read, the tub was not described as brimming to overflowing. Immediately, I thought of two things: why not open the drain, and then immediately thought if the tub had no drain but the objective was to empty the tub…I would need to calculate which tool would be best to empty it where best did not need to be fastest. Then I remembered this a joke so either the tub is fixed and pulling the plug is best. Otherwise if not fixed, then dump it out by turning the tub inside down. DONE!
@lindagates9150
@lindagates9150 Місяць тому
I am normal I believe as my choice was pull the plug essentially the forth choice unvoiced but any sane person would not choose the options listed if they took a moment to think. That delivery person makes me think of daffy duck bugs bunny and Elmer fudd oh the road runner too. If I had a tub full to the brink I would empty the linen closet and have the large bath towels close to hand to sop up the displaced water. I wonder if I should be questioning my sanity taking the joke seriously 😒🤷🏼‍♀️🙈🙊🙉🙄😇🌟👍🌟
@jeffharper7579
@jeffharper7579 Місяць тому
I seen that one coming so I'm normal😵, wait I want a second opinion but I don't think I want to know the answer😆
@grahamnutt8958
@grahamnutt8958 Місяць тому
@jeff You're perfectly sane, mate. I came up with the same answer 😊
@jeffharper7579
@jeffharper7579 Місяць тому
Naaaaaa we not nuts but just a little crazy😆
@lindagates9150
@lindagates9150 Місяць тому
You are as sane as the rest of us😮🖖😇👍 I hope that works well for you
@jeffharper7579
@jeffharper7579 Місяць тому
👍😆
@susangratwick5327
@susangratwick5327 Місяць тому
Pull out the plug.
@user-sd9ys4bj6g
@user-sd9ys4bj6g Місяць тому
Was a research ever done on this question to determine how many so-called normal persons answered? In other words, is the doctor practicing evidence based medicine?
@brendanhegarty6792
@brendanhegarty6792 Місяць тому
😂😂😂
@jeremyashford2145
@jeremyashford2145 28 днів тому
The water must go somewhere. It will not all be contained by the objects provided even if each of them is filled completely. Bathrooms in institutions do not necessarily contain toilets, or even more than one bath, or a basin. They are not givens. Even if there was somewhere to put the water (floors in institutional bathrooms do usually have drainholes) there would still be a residue of water in the bottom of the bath. A sponge was not an option given. A mop to clean the floor is not an option given. It is a functioning bathroom so emptying the bath is a given (implied) and with no other option given (the bathtub is) for disposing of the water it must drain through the plughole of the bath. However as there is no mop, this must be done without spilling water on the floor from the "brimming" tub and an arm placed in the tub will displace some water to the floor, so, if you don't want to stay in the institution use whatever comes to hand from the given options to remove sufficient water to get the arm in to pull thug start the water draining then return the displaced water to the tub to drain, or if there is chain attached to the plug pull that, or if it is a switched plug flick the switch. If, however, you wish to stay in the institution jump into the bath, lie down, and chuck a spaz. Clothing is optional. Yes, I got it straight away. But judging by the inability of about 80% of the population in the west to think through the the covid scam, thinking outside the options provided by an authority, I suspect most people would fail the test: not all would chuck a spaz in the bath but you can be sure leading representatives of the corporate media would, as indeed they have done on air numerous times over the last three years and some. But do note, this was not an intelligence test but a craziness test. The option to get jabbed with poison for no good reason was a test of both or either intelligence and/or craziness.
@ericsprado4631
@ericsprado4631 Місяць тому
IT IS NOT METHODOLOGY. It is simply METHOD. Why has misuse of a word become so prevalent .
@loljokes
@loljokes Місяць тому
Sorry, I can't answer your question sir.
@jeremyashford2145
@jeremyashford2145 28 днів тому
I can't edit so this varies from my original reply. People prefer to use a long word where a shorter one will suffice. some attribute this to people wanting to sound smarter by using more syllables. I will also blame broadcasters who have airtime to kill and journalists who have column inches to fill. The chosen option is usually an incorrect meaning, one common example being the addition of the suffix -age, which has a similar effect but does not measure up to your three syllable -ology. I always like to blame the tv news and have done so for decades, radios too. When I was a child (in New Zealand) English received pronunciation was used, with a Kiwi twang which was hard to avoid. With the passage of time American accents, pronunciations, and, dare I say, usage intruded. This combined with the growth of black American culture influencing the local dark-skinned people corrupted the language further. I have said, again for decades, that American actors don't so much act as perform their lines, with a bit of action thrown in. Nowadays ordinary people also "perform their lines", something that has obviously also been affected by social media, where everyone can be a performer. So ordinary people with prompting from a variety of sources are acting out their lives and in the process trying to act as they think an intelligent person might. But, as you have observed, failing.
@jeremyashford2145
@jeremyashford2145 28 днів тому
one more thing because the word that I was trying to think of while writing my other comment just popped into my head. This word has been bandied about a lot in the last decade and it has really irked me, although maybe it has died off lately. The word is competency, substituting for competence. Online dictionaries vary on the degree of interchangeability. Believe it or not I usually prefer a shorter version of a word, but then I do use a lot of words don't I!
@jeremyashford2145
@jeremyashford2145 28 днів тому
And while I'm tutuing (NZ English from the Maori) around here, the on-call doctor will be a psychiatrist rather than a psychologist and thus the test is likely to be a psychiatric exam rather than a psychological one, but I'll have to finish the movie to find that out.
@Heygoodlooking-lk9kg
@Heygoodlooking-lk9kg Місяць тому
This is a joke?
@lindagates9150
@lindagates9150 Місяць тому
Of course it is what else could it be funny voices and .... Fill in the blanc
@Heygoodlooking-lk9kg
@Heygoodlooking-lk9kg Місяць тому
@@lindagates9150 it's not funny
@lindagates9150
@lindagates9150 Місяць тому
@@Heygoodlooking-lk9kg 🤷🏼‍♀️🍀💚🍀
@kimberlycregger7341
@kimberlycregger7341 Місяць тому
HAHA. I'm glad my thoughts caught on quick. I was thinking the bucket at first. Whew😅🪣🛁
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