yeah, but.... whats your social security number though?!

you say that like we don't have an "elected" government that consistently bases its policy decisions over the last 100 years on a long list of terrible notions unworthy of the term "theory". If anything, that ignorant sports host was being American as fuck.

Dude, that was really funny! As a German, I don't usually interfere when it comes to US American politics, but a guy can have a laugh, right?

haha by all means enjoy it. When you step into a muddy puddle, someone else may as well find a laugh from your misfortune...

youre an accessory comment. youre worn by the real comment and u think youre important.

Interesting you'd say that since in all of these clips he's basically still in his comedian character/persona :D

George Carlin died as a really unknown comic? wtf are you talking about lmao

MrKalashnik0va Unknown maybe if you were born past 2005 lol

he is the best! Greg Giraldo was better but Greg is dead. Love Bill Burr

MrKalashnik0va I notice a lot of similarities in them how they can talk about nothing and make you reconsider your whole stance on it. The main difference is their delivery

Just imagine how much time he has to spend on that POS hairdo every morning. I can't imagine looking in the mirror, seeing that tangled mess of hair, and thinking "perfect!"

That's why you respect him LOL.

aaahh, thanks john, that's sweet.

NARKISDUDE... LMAO. Exactly!!!! now your getting it

This is the epitome of UKposts comments. Narkisdude says bills cool and then some anonymous troll named Joe Doe, which is super original for an anonymous name by the way, just needs to say something to makes us realize his parents wished they didnt just practice the pull out method.

LOL so he's on my team in a sense.

Marc Alcatraz ur favourite comedian has taken his essence of funny from patrice o neal.

Blood0cean So? He's also naturally funny and tells different stories and has different views than Patrice. It's not like he's ripping off jokes, so why do you care if the style is similar?

patrice is original and better at it.... its like watching any above avg black comic in the 80s after the eddie boom.

Blood0cean He's funny, witty and entertains you to the core..does your life have any other purpose than talking shit?

i never found patrice funny he exaggerated so much ..

also tried to make it a race thing. "I'm an entreprenuer, I'm white" WTF was that?

Remember the boy Vs. Girl period in middle school? Apparently that stuck around.....

@@aczeartk7032 wth is that? Never heard of it

@@Ndasuunye I think they're talking about when little kids are uncomfortable with the opposite sex, so they say stuff like "boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider"

@@Ndasuunye Seriously?

oh thanks for clarification. i thought you meant physically!

Your comment made my day.

I guess it comes with dealing with Nia all the time.

He didn't "escape", he went head-on and gave his genuine opinion. It's just that his genuine opinion completely killed that loaded question.

that chick's level of vindication shot through the roof when he said that... women can be funny, but I bet she's not

Ceroki No, I think she was just cool with it and took a joke without being offended. It's just you expecting to see her offended right away, but she wasn't, nothing more..

@@boba___ She is obviously a cokehead

@@boba___ eh, maybe. She looked irritated at first but then Bill hit a home run and she had no room to bitch.

also tried to make it a race thing. "I'm an entreprenuer, I'm white" WTF was that?

Laughing like a horseface!

My boys wicked smaaht

It's a 1 year old comment lmfaoooo y u git trigd

hmm

"I don't like the sound of dem apples, Will. Whadda we gonna do?" "Applesauce, bitch"

Its not your fault

Big Hush Yeah, colbert needed some tough love that night.

Sounds like you're a snowflake

What video are you talking about?

adamo36532 Bill Burr was recently on Colbert’s show and you could see how uncomfortable Colbert was during the whole thing because he doesn’t know how to handle Bill Burr.

Yes but if you look at his comment it is from 3 months ago

ThePotatusMan well in her defense...it was funny

ThePotatusMan how the fuck do you make comments in bold??? That's all I want to know!

Marcin **bold**

Marcin Use asterisks(*), one before the word or sentence you want to make bold and the other after it. **asterisks** makes my 'bold' *bold* .

if i remember correctly, you use two of these _ to make _italics_

Im pretty sure Bills response was exactly what she was looking for. She seemed to be enjoying the rant, idk if you watched the full clip.

@@caramia6681 What? alls I was saying is they appear to be on the same side and she's just playing devils advocate.

@@caramia6681 I find it amusing how she qualifies all men who say the simple truth that women can't be funny without making it sexual as "angry". What she really wanted to call them was "incels". Typical thot. Nothing but shaming language. Words are magic spells to women.

@@MrDillon744 that wasn't the reaction she wanted. She looked really awkward towards the end of the interview. She came in there with an agenda. Obvious feminist. Bill told her the truth which isn't what she wanted to hear

@@irishpanic Have you ever seen an "obviously feminist" just stand there and nod with a smile, during something like that? If she was trying to virtue signal then it was a really weak attempt.

Angry schumer noises*

@JustinBieber yes it is, so does your name

IntensePeppers for meeeeeeeeee

I'm gonna show this video to the *family back east*

zip

that was some cold lotion

I just feel like, for meeeeee...

Fax

Weston Anderson his point was that as a beautiful woman she should understand that there are lots of creepy people out there and that's why he doesn't want to give out information. He wasn't calling her stupid, pay attention

@@darkartsdabbler2407 but he was also making her look like an idiot by pointing out the fact she completely forgot the most basic rule of the internet, so i'd say he's still calling her a fucking idiot lol

Kishin Slayer nice, you get it

@@darkartsdabbler2407 there is a theory that beautiful women don't need to be smart to get by in life, the better they look, the less effort they need to put in (apart from maintaining said looks) to achieve their goals, the tone Bill said that to her was basically - shut up stupid! and there was more along the same line later in that interview, it didn't stop at that one question from her, so yes, Bills comment was definitely about her intelligence

@@dsfs17987 lol, that's not a theory. That's a fact.

Miami 808 Got dat rite

nyeah. LOL

"i also have 6 cats with no man in my life because they are never good enough to reach my financial wage"

I have his level of wit but it doesn't come to me until well after it's useful to have.

Count Yo money.

Omar El Kaddouri thats what she said. oh jeezus i went there ...zing

One of the best ones i saw. Keep it simple. , dont blow it , count ur money 🤣🤣

Anthony, Billy and Omar, are you guys professional accountants or something ?

Furrane yes

classic - one line to show how stupid the original question was - boom!

Abby Normal *MOAR*

He's in the Mandelorian? Maybe i should watch it. Is he is in it a lot or is it a small role?

Without giving too much away, he's in a couple of episodes. The show is definitely worth the watch. I definitely recommend watching it.

Just like your mom.

Bruh 😂😂

@@ThornRoseLM Did you read the comment in Bill's voice too? :'-D

Kel McGowan yeah😂😂

lol

Idk man, maybe in the western suburbs but dudes near the water are trendy with their oats and avacado or whatever, Bill would laugh at them all the same!

PoeticJustice05 🎤👌yepper

Threepwoot ... embodied every SJW out there

Threepwoot The phrase "cringe cancer" is bad enough.

SJWs are so insecure they feel they need to fight other people's wars because it makes them feel special inside.

Threepwoot my knob and balls have cancer now b/c of that twat.

watch some old Ronald Reagen speeches, should take care of it :)

͝Λ̷͝ d ̷Z̷૯ ̟t̟ ƛ I don't think he owned Conan like he owned those twats!

͝Λ̷͝ d ̷Z̷૯ ̟t̟ ƛ He and Conan actually get along and respect eachother. Conan is always having the best laughs with Bill in his show.

Well, in that case. Where's the Jimmy Fallon and Bill Maher interviews?

Oh no! There you said it. Conan. Now I have to go on another Bill Burr on Conan binge watching trip. See ya in an hour or two.

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Robert Riter probably because he looks a lot older for a show that's supposed to be a prequel lol. then again all the other people have been on lol

Nothing Left you're not smart

Feminists will always be angry. They are insatiable in search of validation for their own unjustified behavior, under the guise of equality will demand all the privileges of being a man without the negatives because they are trying to pick and choose how they can live a life void of effort. However, it will never work.

Dark Arts Dabbler why so salty?

@@darkartsdabbler2407 And let me guess, you are with your gender studies and liberal arts degrees as you chastise every Starbucks customer that comes through your line?

Todd!

No, Todd wasn't the one who stopped it

Except he did. He was driving the truck and stopped it in the middle of the railroad tracks.

She was fucking nuts...