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@@ishmadjasiir5498 1:50

That was brilliant.

*boom roasted*

“I’m sure we can’t say that”

1:15 "When keepin' it real goes wrong: the white woman struggle

Hilarious

I love Burt’s “over it” face when he makes that joke

Check it out is spelled cehck it out.

@@jermainemapp438 you're right. I went cehck

norm MacDonald is the most underrated comic ever

@@abinthomas6390 the greatest comic ever

I'm convinced he's bored to death just existing in this era lol The look on his face is frozen permanently in an "I can't believe I'm the smartest guy in the room" look lol

LOL that's the shit that i do, but i get asked to leave the bars, the parties and 3 states.

poppaluv damn wish I was as rad as you pal

@@nathanaelbredberg2594 It takes time and intense training, along with discipline. do you have discipline or do you rack disiprin?

​@@poppaluv I'm not sure if you're trying entertain yourself or entertain me because you're sure as hell giving me a good laugh!

you can hear the laughter in the background lmao Bill is a legend

Cupavi Kurcic These are not the droids you're looking for mate. He's trying to be serious and professional on a morning show in a country full of christian idiots. Sense of humor? no. Stick up his ass? yes. I hate religion as much as the last guy, but it's easily explainable. $$$. The tv show is there to sell commercials to the aforementioned christian idiots, so someone has to seem to stand for traditional christian family values( I couldn't write that without grinning like an idiot)

You know interviewers always sweat when he walks in the room The only person that can handle and keep up with bill in talk shows is Conan

JDM A'F you dont have to believe but you have to respect it

I was the 666th like on this comment 👹👹👹

Bahahaha fuckin a 😂

Except two problems.. he's fat and has a sense of humor

He's way too fat

Old Fart ---> Old Boy

YEAH, as if North Koreans are fat and plump like him.

More so than my cartoon.. hahaha

it's a cult

R47 _ when he talked about the killer whales lmaoo I died

IcebergKold lol and the host was like, “I’m not sure I follow” ...uh yeah ya do Brad...

Zach Thompson lmaooooo

Shamic Entertainment and they have Bill Burr as a guest

Agree, on point

Not too crazy about Bert's standup, but the dude's hilarious situationally.

69th like. Day is made.

What was the tabo part ? Saying "black guy?"

@@Dunning.Kruger Yeah probably

Stumbled upon your comment as the clip came on, why would you have Bill do this lol

@@xTrueMendous808 hes got money. you can get in trouble. i hope not though

The look on his face said "I'm going to have shows in this town in the future that I want to sell, so I'll play along, but you have no idea how thin the dam is that's holding back my twenty trillion gallons of 'this is stupid as fuck'"

And he still managed to make it funny haha

Yeah, that guy is a genius in come backs and throw off's. The whole part with the killer whales analogy, i loved that bit. @ 02:50

Same!!!! First time he made me laugh, I was really surprised to see him on here.

She was so mad lmao

@Greg A wamen cant take jokes. They laugh and smile but you never know what they're thinkin

i cant tel if the laugh was an act or not. just like when he says "yeyeye" really fast lol

This did not age well lol

His laugh makes it better. Ha ha ha ha

At first I thought he said whores them I thought no it must’ve been horrors. Nope he said whores 😂😂

@@shavonegranville7961 lmao

Why?

So he can teach people that native Americans also own slaves

@@faflamingo2193 almost every nation held slaves at one time or another the word slave refers to the slovaks for instance but the us held slaves longer into what we would call more civilized or modern times and nothing says progress like abusing raping and murdering an entire race that is simply different than your own. bill burr is amazing, not always right but pretty close and he speaks the truth to best he knows

d davis oh so it’s about the period that you keep owning the slaves not the slavery as a whole!! Love how your logic gets so contorted just to blame the US and defend others who done the same shit.

@@monteraid This country was shaped by slavery and our country isn't even that old so yes.

He's a gross perv. Uncomfortable watching that Bill and Bert ❤

@@sandiegene your the one who thinks its actually sexual and not a gag.

@A Glass of Orange Juice actually, it does matter. *Intentions matter.* Trolling them and acting obsessed with her ankles, when it's just a freaking ankle, does not mean he wants to go balls deep in her. People in other cultures greet each other with kisses on the cheek. That doesn't make it sexual. Keep your dick-brain in check, dude.

Jed Miller You are such a clown😂 Nobody cares if it’s a bit, it’s just weird, and sends a bad message. Also people in other countries don’t act like that lmao

@A Glass of Orange Juice ok so actors that shoot people in movies should go to prison?

B Dre amazing

#belowtheknee

Andy Dick was his teacher.

it's because no one remembers his name

He's very non threatening his stereotypes work in his advantage

@@Amangiechsin Damn, that's true.

Norm 😂

Well, yeah, Google would tell him immediately what was up.

fuck you want me to use? Bing??

YOU NEED TO GOOGLE 😱😱😱😱😱

She just sounded dum as fuck the way she said she sounded like she was 85

It seemed like she was mad at him for the jokes too lol. Why would someone go and google why someone is hating on them? I wouldn't, fuck that

Whats that reference to?

@@nabeelimtiyaz6822 Catholic priests accused of pedophilia being relocated to a new parish following an "incident"

Lol

Dante Diep they aren’t invited. It’s for when their shows aren’t sold out

The ultimate goal of a show is to attract audience. Audience loves seeing hosts being embarassed. So it's a net surplus for the show.

DoubleFailMech I mean you’re wrong. It obviously beneficial to both parties. But the reason the stand ups go on is to promote their shows. But only like mid tier comics do it because they can get theatres but aren’t always selling them out. Like you never see Kevin Hart on morning television because he sells out arenas.

DoubleFailMech yeah, I’m sure he was in the past. It’s a mutual things for the shows and the comics. I understand what you’re saying

Lol

Beyonceuponatime any tv cant handle bill burr

@@isaacrobertson4374 "F For Family" was pretty good

Beyonceuponatime yesh no doubt I meant like news and uh interview type shows

matt kline I thought the exact same thing, that was so brilliant

totally foreign to those hosts

anon anon congratulations. You’re a fucking idiot.

Time stamp?

Hahaha 😂😂😂

She was petrified

You can see the tick of pure unbridled rage near the end.

That whole interview is the bomb. As soon as he senses an attack he flattens all 3 people at that table. And while everybody was smiling too.

You can tell when he said that she got extremely uncomfortable

what he said was actually funny, Burnt must've had a funny period when I didn't know about him

And the surprising part is that his career is yet to be killed by the metoo movement. How sleek a dude can be, right

It's fucking gross, I really don't like Bobby Lee after seeing that type of garbage.

9:05 and men too

TylerSavBot bro he doesn't do it sexually he's just fucking around, he's on live tv and has a girlfriend . He gets physical with every no matter the gender. And he doesn't do it anymore because of losers like you

Not an excuse dude.

You kno what else finished me😏

holy fucking shit what a legend of a man bill burr is. he can covert any assholes awkwardness into hilarity.

@@jesserodriguez7526 the vibrator in your bedside draw?

I didn't understand the metaphor. Could you explain it, please. Thanks.

@@vinitmore7418 The catholic church moved priests who raped children to other places instead of turning them over to the police or something like that

Holy shit lol

BRO LEGIT THOUGHT THE SAMENTHING

This is the best fucking comment

Lao Tzu

I'm dyin 😂

AL he was probably just full of it and just enjoying the trolling up to that point

founding fathers bro

@Seth Organ but redheads aren't a race fuckface

2:33

😆😂 Facts

I love that laugh, It's so honest and nihilistic if that makes sense.

It’s a laugh born of savagery 🤣

Eh, if you can't laugh at yourself you're taking yourself too seriously. Being the butt of a joke is hilarious, especially when the joke teller has a contagious laugh like Bill's 😂

It's bobby lee just an innocent Asian and besides this is his goal to get them uncomfortable it's not serious it's shtick

I think if you are able to use three internet buzzwords in a single sentence not ironically you might need to back away from the keyboard and go outside for at least a minute

Bobby must have been high or something haha

They’re *

He was probably pulling an all nighter after partying in the San Diego scene!

Lance Goodthrust he killed her. I would have died on set from laughing. So quick and lethal

Agreed.

I was dead when he said that

Brent was killing it though! I think he was still drunk 🤣

He had the guys number lol. Was cramped over here watching him try to keep it together.

@ Bert's not funny though

That's a Cincinnati show I live here we actually tend to have a sense of humor and not be so uptight

6:06. What did he say was the dumbest thing he did?

That turns into a coffee table.

Brevity is the soul of wit

He actually seems a little crazy depravy

That’s the point he does it on purpose

Hawk7743 so what if I beat the shit out of him on purpose?

Bryan Hernandez goddamn right bitch

@@samuelaurora3632 Shut your abrax-ass up. I'd slap you out then Bobby Lee your bumhole, tough guy.

Colt finally got that hot wheels desktop you got for your 12th birthday working, eh?

Andy Aldrian fuck catholics

Great White Agreed

@Great White Someone's triggered

Immediately what I thought. Lol they asked for it

@Great White dam we have some edgy folks up here

Shawft Grawsper

shoft grospa

"You need to lose that ring, Mika, because it don't mean nothing to ya!" LOL

Loved how her face dropped when he said it.

@@oscarm6990 That's for sure. Her "Hubby" is just slightly in the closet.

Naw hes Asian man

No, I'll bet he's only doing that ON camera.

More like #methree

If you in Hollywood, you’re inappropriate..... they are all creeps. Every last one of em

Or Chris Hansen'd

And they tell the truth, not like talking heads.

I read this as soon as he said that

"That's the magic of that perfume huh?" from the other host lmao

Seriously? That was awful. Real comedians don't laugh at their own punch lines.

He's fucking funny man lol

If funny man is the name of a small town rapper, I agree.

Bro I can't tell u how hard I laughed. Bobby is genius stop crying

Today Ignatius learned comedy is subjective.

Never, if the founder wasn’t such a massive hypocrite.

He's doing on purpose it's his character

@@cedric96649 r/whooosh

None because he is Asian

Yea dude that’s just bobby lee. If you remember the early 2000s you’d know.

you made a good point about bill making a good point...don't you think the catholic church went too far?

@@jonathanwest636 you made a good point about natheism making a good point... Don't you think the Catholic church went too far?

@@bryangarcia4153 you made a good point about Jonathan making a good point about natheism making a good point...don't you think the Catholic church went too far?

Blessed Lucifer I for one think the Catholic Church didn’t go far enough

Jordan McNeill 😂😂😂😂😂

Fucking A

So far, i've seen only Conan do it and he has problems sometimes too.

thats why h3h3 podcast with him sucked balls

theBlackBullz your first mistake was watching the H3H3 podcast

LMAO seriously - could they not think of a better way to waste Burr's time?

I'm pretty sure it's just early as hell and he's still getting the sleep out of his eyes; hence the cup of coffee. Probably hung over if you ask me lol.

@@KidSillyFresh 7:19 is what made me comment that I think, haha

He needs to get rid of the no shirt gag. I can only handle so much sex appeal coming from a single Human

She was upset lmao

It's the drug of choice for assholes, so yeah, probably.

Well, he did

Ben haha I used to say that too. It sounds fitting

He’s actually been sober for 30+ years lol doesn’t even smoke weed

Grimmjow Rosas he recently relapsed

Yeah I just looked her up .. he wasn't joking.... his wife is smoking hot

They're white. Siiiigh.... This generation sucks

Manifesting Destiny STFU this is the inter webz

Manifesting Destiny na only u suck

@@gitbintThat's quite a broad statement given a single typo don't you think? Especially as you're part of this generation

Adam Taylor some people seem to be under the impression that English is the entire world’s native language

Reading this, gave me a stroke.

j00 Honestly Idk how people see that and think it’s okay. Ever heard of personal fucking space? Just cause it’s a “joke” doesn’t make sexual harassment ok.

Had to read it a couple times...

@@jaketaf98 they're on tv though and its a show. now if he does that to random people even when the cameras are off then...

@@jaketaf98 fuck em', they're all millionaires anyway