Bill Burr - What Separates Me From Psychos

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#BillBurr on his intrusive thoughts, how much he hates street fairs, and why he thinks we should stop neutering our dogs.
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Bill Burr stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2007.
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@yourdailydoseofnegativity189
@yourdailydoseofnegativity189 2 роки тому
I'm convinced Bill Burr isn't actually a comedian, he just can't afford a therapist 😂😂😂😂😂 love Bill!
@samdobie6748
@samdobie6748 2 роки тому
Bill Burr is loaded
@pyetrezavodchikov911
@pyetrezavodchikov911 2 роки тому
lol but that is the best comedy XD
@allenmcdonald1878
@allenmcdonald1878 2 роки тому
@@samdobie6748 still isn't enough to pay THAT big of a bill
@maxdublas
@maxdublas 2 роки тому
He can afford them, i think he just doesn't believe in them or that they will help him at all.....LOL
@goatsinker347
@goatsinker347 2 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i was thinking that the whole time
@t_c5266
@t_c5266 4 роки тому
"no indication he even tried to stop" XD
@evahdarth4406
@evahdarth4406 4 роки тому
Lol 🤣😂
@fredericmoresmau4303
@fredericmoresmau4303 4 роки тому
The dining pic was fake we used a trampoline
@justinkehler4506
@justinkehler4506 4 роки тому
😂😂😂
@fadeskywards1245
@fadeskywards1245 4 роки тому
I fucking laughed so hard!!!
@ddantzww
@ddantzww 3 роки тому
That part had me DYING
@wombat6
@wombat6 3 роки тому
"if they were nice, they'd be in a store" this whole bit is fire lmao
@littlemitchy1
@littlemitchy1 4 роки тому
“Did I go to high school with this guy? Why would he do that, muffins are a happy food?!?” 😂😂😂
@haroldbrown6630
@haroldbrown6630 2 роки тому
Such a great line
@salurafi
@salurafi Рік тому
Yeah it is funny AF, his woman voice, had me dying 🤣
@mikecantreed
@mikecantreed 7 років тому
That steering wheel bit is genius.
@Sean-mc4iq
@Sean-mc4iq 6 років тому
nice spin on Jim Carrey's moving car into on coming traffic bit.
@232_altondrive
@232_altondrive 5 років тому
I swear ive been trying to find this bit for years, cant believe it was bill burr
@user-eg4ym7gl4y
@user-eg4ym7gl4y 5 років тому
Genius b/c it was both funny and foreshadowing (mass shooters/terrorists looking for fame).
@user-eg4ym7gl4y
@user-eg4ym7gl4y 5 років тому
@Mike Hunt there were but not as frequent. Don't get it twisted Mikey.
@thagodwecreate5179
@thagodwecreate5179 5 років тому
i drive in metro NJ i contemplate mass murder regularly
@Graemedico
@Graemedico 7 років тому
love bills woman's voice. .cracks me up.!!
@PlanetRockJesus
@PlanetRockJesus 4 роки тому
I know. I totally love it when he goes into the girlfriend's voice.
@ebz3001
@ebz3001 4 роки тому
i liked the Cop voice. notice it was the only Southern Accent?
@uncopino
@uncopino 4 роки тому
THAT ENGLISH BLOKE “you could come to the cookout, you could make that potato salad you made last year, it was a hit”
@baseballer21and0
@baseballer21and0 4 роки тому
watch f is for family
@ridleymcnamara2273
@ridleymcnamara2273 4 роки тому
"Stahp ur hurting my neck" haha
@bojed
@bojed 4 роки тому
Ladies, if you ever find your men laughing maniacally all by himself, trust me, it will only be funny if you don't ask him why.
@UrbanaticLemonade
@UrbanaticLemonade 4 роки тому
women dont have that kinda of imgination
@emilyklos8702
@emilyklos8702 4 роки тому
My boyfriend is currently the sane one in the relationship actually. But yeah, I wish more of my friends had this sense of humor.
@divinemusa7544
@divinemusa7544 3 роки тому
not gonna lie. I had a smililar situation and just started laughing in the middle of a test in class and everyone looked at me like I was crazy
@adnanshahriar4435
@adnanshahriar4435 2 роки тому
Most men's 'crazy' ideas aren't funny anyway, especially not remotely close to Bill Burr's. If your joke doesn't get appreciated, it's probably not because people are too civilised for your humour, it's more likely that it isn't actually funny
@travolta4687
@travolta4687 2 роки тому
THIS is my sense of humor, random physical comedy that makes no sense to normal people, ah but my youth is gone, time to grow up and work myself to death 👍
@DavidLoveOfficial
@DavidLoveOfficial 2 роки тому
Saw him live and I can't even explain how hard I was laughing. Incredible.
@harry4
@harry4 Рік тому
A lady was complaining to a stocker putting up bread, " No wonder l find mashed bread." The soon to be legend just starts punching a loaf calmly as he responds, "That's right lady." I wonder if he felt like it was worth it.
@hemmojito
@hemmojito 7 років тому
that steering wheel bit cracks me up more than I am ready to admit.
@nickknife9681
@nickknife9681 4 роки тому
Not only it cracks me up, I identify with the bit xD
@curedtheaddict1461
@curedtheaddict1461 4 роки тому
Found the functioning psycho
@stoybenxi7395
@stoybenxi7395 3 роки тому
2020 has made us all functional psychos
@jahbrae
@jahbrae 2 роки тому
Dude same
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc Рік тому
no indication ...
@rickmatsokotere2251
@rickmatsokotere2251 7 років тому
Anyone else on a Bill Burr binge!
@danb8606
@danb8606 6 років тому
Rick Matsokotere always
@benjaminodinakaHOODKIZK
@benjaminodinakaHOODKIZK 6 років тому
Yes sir Every chance I get 👏🏿👏🏿
@ES-di2kz
@ES-di2kz 5 років тому
I am!!!
@c7042
@c7042 5 років тому
I'm there!
@shannancarlock
@shannancarlock 5 років тому
I bounce between Bill Burr and Ralphie May constantly!!
@amberclingan8285
@amberclingan8285 4 роки тому
"It seems like a waste of pastry!" DEAD
@wyleong4326
@wyleong4326 4 роки тому
We may have lost George Carlin, but man, lockdown would’ve been freaking hard without Bill Burr.
@MrPAULONEAL
@MrPAULONEAL 2 роки тому
You can still watch George on UKposts...
@denmc7028
@denmc7028 Рік тому
You was" locked down " as a prisoner . I wasn't !
@myy1008
@myy1008 Рік тому
@@MrPAULONEAL You're an idiot.
@SSF1919
@SSF1919 6 років тому
Love it when he mimics girlfriend and other people voices.
@crummdog8125
@crummdog8125 4 роки тому
Oh it’s pesto 😂😂😂
@Mushroom321-
@Mushroom321- 4 роки тому
😂👏😃😁
@T0YCHEST
@T0YCHEST 4 роки тому
No it's asparagus
@jiyesong8515
@jiyesong8515 4 роки тому
Nia is mad
@FischerFilmStudio
@FischerFilmStudio 3 роки тому
It’s like Dave Chappelle’s white guy voice.
@philipcallado5693
@philipcallado5693 7 років тому
One of the top 5 working comedians in the world.
@cp6u1389
@cp6u1389 7 років тому
top 5 eva?
@philipcallado5693
@philipcallado5693 7 років тому
cp6u1389 not quite. Carlin, Pryor, Rock, Murphy, and Cosby are icons. Probably top 10.
@JumpinJAKEFlash
@JumpinJAKEFlash 6 років тому
Philip Callado absolutely! Burr is hilarious!
@kxv210
@kxv210 5 років тому
Philip Callado Pryor? Who?
@warhamster07
@warhamster07 5 років тому
@@philipcallado5693 active my friend he is on the top 3.
@turtlewizard4204
@turtlewizard4204 4 роки тому
"He's mushing the muffins!"
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 4 роки тому
"I'm on it"
@sabaiftkhar4270
@sabaiftkhar4270 4 роки тому
I binge watch Bill like every two three years and his jokes are funny every single time 😂
@12000gp
@12000gp Рік тому
You’re due another round
@bransonlewis4678
@bransonlewis4678 10 місяців тому
​almost overdue now
@Saba_in_Australia
@Saba_in_Australia 10 місяців тому
Haha I watched a couple of specials so I am good :) I forgot about this comment though, a very nice reminder 😜
@Saba_in_Australia
@Saba_in_Australia 10 місяців тому
And I replied with the wrong account so :D
@reinforcedpenisstem
@reinforcedpenisstem 8 років тому
He is too good for this gig.
@RantTherapist
@RantTherapist 4 роки тому
You're like 12. Why are you here lol? Go be a kid
@blacksheepsquadron6189
@blacksheepsquadron6189 4 роки тому
@@RantTherapist fuck u dude
@anthonyross4348
@anthonyross4348 4 роки тому
Too big for Just for Laughs?
@blacksheepsquadron6189
@blacksheepsquadron6189 4 роки тому
@@anthonyross4348 no he means the crowd
@simonling4644
@simonling4644 4 роки тому
That's one of burrs lines.
@cartoonjunkie7411
@cartoonjunkie7411 5 років тому
The "muffin" bit let me know I am not alone in the universe this is how I think.
@KikisCreations
@KikisCreations 4 роки тому
Same here. Lol my thoughts every day
@romesrepublic
@romesrepublic 4 роки тому
Welcome to the club.
@Cora.T
@Cora.T 3 роки тому
Honestly besides the issue of it not being nice to the lady ( to put it lightly) and a waste of pastry, I have an issue with the fact that your hand would get all dirty and being in public you couldn't wash it
@starwarfan8342
@starwarfan8342 2 роки тому
Ahh kindred souls
@valinorean4816
@valinorean4816 2 роки тому
I didn't understand it? Why would you want to smash the muffins?
@shmavster4209
@shmavster4209 4 роки тому
Bill Burr is the most lovable Nihalist on the face of the Earth
@juliusraben3526
@juliusraben3526 4 роки тому
Hate to be the PanzerSturmGruppe of grammar, but eh, its nihilist
@asrieldreemurr6209
@asrieldreemurr6209 3 роки тому
@@juliusraben3526 not to mention he's not really a nihilist lmao
@hansruedi982
@hansruedi982 2 роки тому
There's no "h" in Nia.
@yb3604
@yb3604 Рік тому
that muffin bit was like a tummy workout 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bill is the best
@poopiepantsmcgee456
@poopiepantsmcgee456 4 роки тому
"Hey lady! Are these your muffins?" 😂😂😂
@sama723
@sama723 8 років тому
This guy is a very underrated comedy living legend. Awesome performance as ever.
@Hoelstadt
@Hoelstadt 8 років тому
+sama723 Bill Burr is performing at Madison Square Garden.
@Rukimix
@Rukimix 8 років тому
+sama723 how is he underrated, by whom?
@angelchinchilla7512
@angelchinchilla7512 7 років тому
+Victor Leal well if you look at who's the most popular comedians (Kevin hart) I'd say bill is so underrated
@Rukimix
@Rukimix 7 років тому
nah he's rated just as high if not higher than Kevin Hart
@SocietyUnplugged
@SocietyUnplugged 7 років тому
Burr is performing world wide, how can he be underrated? Seinfeld, Murphy, Hart and many others needed hollywood (an acting career) to make them globally famous. Burr is famous by his standup shows alone, the highest achievement as an comedian.
@chadchumbleysr7503
@chadchumbleysr7503 4 роки тому
Never breaking eye contact while assaulting muffins omg lol
@risksikrikak903
@risksikrikak903 Рік тому
Bill Burr is one of a kind in a world of comedians I love him.He is my favorite one out there.
@eddielaur
@eddielaur 7 років тому
That turning the wheel bit was awesome. Unique, well executed and sadly yes relatable. Bill Burr is such a great comedian
@lassebauer
@lassebauer 4 роки тому
“People with no teeth making keychains.” I feel ya😂
@Mushroom321-
@Mushroom321- 4 роки тому
HAHA!!!
@erinwalter132
@erinwalter132 2 роки тому
"Praying for lightning." I'm done! LOL!
@anthonymartinezii1830
@anthonymartinezii1830 2 роки тому
I love how to this day Bill does the same gesture while pretending to drive. Concistent comedy that never gets old!
@justinperrin9503
@justinperrin9503 4 роки тому
No indication he even tried to stop😂😂😂😂😂
@MetalMama-Mimi523
@MetalMama-Mimi523 4 роки тому
It's always refreshing to know you're not the only one who has psycho thoughts that you laugh at to yourself. Thankfully, I have a few select friends who share in my warped sense of humor that I can let loose on and not only will I not be judged, but will have someone to laugh with me.
@sacr3
@sacr3 4 роки тому
Nearly everyone does, my friends did, I did, everyone does at some point in their life. It's just you have to find the right group of friends to be able to express those morbid thoughts and all laugh about it because some people have this thought that it's terrible, but it's normal.
@mojcamalina4487
@mojcamalina4487 2 роки тому
The thing is, most people don't realise that we are fragmented beings, we have multiple personalities, some good, some bad. You use a certain personality with certain people, not every interraction is the same with everybody.
@jangtheconqueror
@jangtheconqueror Рік тому
I get them ALL THE TIME and I wonder what the heck is wrong with me lol but good to know that all I have to do to not be a real psycho is not do whatever I'm thinking of
@dividedstatesofamerica2520
@dividedstatesofamerica2520 Рік тому
@@sacr3 I don't laugh at shit.
@dividedstatesofamerica2520
@dividedstatesofamerica2520 Рік тому
@@mojcamalina4487 You're just an idiot.
@pierrewillful
@pierrewillful 4 роки тому
(He's smashing muffins and starrring) Woman: Did we go to high school together?? 😂😂
@rotntv
@rotntv 4 роки тому
He is a madman. The New George Carlin. I love this guy
@Z4J3B4NT
@Z4J3B4NT 4 роки тому
George was a philosopher... Bill is great, but I don't think we'll get another George soon. And George was much much angrier in his later years. He never hid his misanthropy and he was the most articulate man I've ever seen.
@SpiraResident72017
@SpiraResident72017 6 років тому
"Maybe you can bring that potato salad you brought last year, it was such a big hit."
@LittleMissHoop
@LittleMissHoop 5 років тому
Omg I died!
@srgsnz62
@srgsnz62 4 роки тому
😂😂😂
@TheSoulBlossom
@TheSoulBlossom 4 роки тому
Yeah we heard what he said.
@rodneyb7513
@rodneyb7513 3 роки тому
@@TheSoulBlossom killjoy
@u.a1952
@u.a1952 3 роки тому
@@rodneyb7513 there’s always one of them 😂
@lonewanderer3603
@lonewanderer3603 4 роки тому
"People with no teeth making keychains." Portland Saturday Market...
@sammierose1150
@sammierose1150 4 роки тому
LoneWanderer360 omg I was waiting for someone to say this! I live in Portland, and can concur ... yes, sadly this is true 🤦🏽‍♀️
@lonewanderer3603
@lonewanderer3603 4 роки тому
@@sammierose1150 Used to live there. Couldn't take it anymore and moved north. Used to love it, but downtown is a real toilet now. Sometimes I have to go there to work. It's really sad. Used to be a fun, beautiful city.
@westxlcr
@westxlcr 4 роки тому
I also concur.
@Lollita23
@Lollita23 4 роки тому
Dude totally! Lol. I still live here but it's such a shame what's become of it.
@Ssssssnakeisone
@Ssssssnakeisone 4 роки тому
One more from PDX (15 years) here to confirm that yes, it has become a gold-plated dumpster fire.
@lgrw1324
@lgrw1324 Рік тому
This is my absolute favorite Bill Burr video, the steering wheel bit is hilarious, and then he follows that with the muffins, truly one of the GOATs...
@ravirajprajapati9951
@ravirajprajapati9951 4 роки тому
Deep down we know Bill is probably writing a joke about corona with "its actually good for our planet." in it.
@michaelmeurer5801
@michaelmeurer5801 4 роки тому
Laughing out loud is the perfect remedy while sitting out this virus!
@Pilottim1979
@Pilottim1979 4 роки тому
Look up his “pro swine flu” bit
@negativeindustrial
@negativeindustrial 4 роки тому
Because it is
@kevlarkittens
@kevlarkittens 3 роки тому
Fuckin cruise ships lmao
@Dolly.956.
@Dolly.956. 3 роки тому
Exactly what we need for our over population issue 😂😂😂
@HACKEDDforever
@HACKEDDforever 4 роки тому
Does anyone else relate to the punching muffins bit on a deeper level
@jamstonjulian6947
@jamstonjulian6947 4 роки тому
I dunno, I'd probably eat them.
@charlespeterson5719
@charlespeterson5719 4 роки тому
yeah buy id smash the jewelry lol
@SRosenberg203
@SRosenberg203 4 роки тому
I did, but it also makes me think of street fairs in NYC, where there are generally cops everywhere. So the NYPD is what would happen I did that lmao
@dwnwa1872
@dwnwa1872 4 роки тому
@@SRosenberg203 same thing in LA, there's literally two booths with over 10 cops around the tent -- getting called from this street to that street lol. The last time I went to a street fair, gunshots were popping off not 3 minutes after walking down the street and everybody started running towards the gunshots 💥😂😂 a couple fights broke out after that between random people, gang beef in the alley, kids smoking weed in the alleys too and hitting waxpens in the lines.. and it's funny cuhz there's so many different hoods and crews , the police never end up catching the local homies
@symphantic4552
@symphantic4552 4 роки тому
the muffins bit gave me the best laugh since COVID started
@Cheyne666Stoking
@Cheyne666Stoking 5 років тому
"i gotta learn to let stuff go"... oh bill how i feels ya
@rainman9750
@rainman9750 Рік тому
Once I walked into a gas station, the clerk wasn’t behind the counter they were in the back and I had the urge to scream “Everybody be cool this is a robbery!” then they came out front and asked me what I was laughing about…
@nonameman7114
@nonameman7114 10 місяців тому
Did you reply with “you wouldn’t get it”?
@thomasmount3530
@thomasmount3530 6 місяців тому
I saw this skit ONCE ten years ago and it comes back to me so often, like a really deep scene in a movie or something. Bill is the goat.
@chrisnorris2076
@chrisnorris2076 8 років тому
"Punching the muffin" sounds like a euphemism for sex.
@jeffrodgers1117
@jeffrodgers1117 8 років тому
I'm using that next time
@ap-mm6lp
@ap-mm6lp 6 років тому
Thank you for this Chris Norris
@armchaircritic8329
@armchaircritic8329 6 років тому
Chris Norris L😂L
@adenyoung5561
@adenyoung5561 6 років тому
Sounds like a term for beating your meat.
@kourii
@kourii 6 років тому
+Chris Norris it is now
@b1elal
@b1elal 8 років тому
My favourite comedian.
@strengthandmasculinity
@strengthandmasculinity 4 роки тому
my fav is norm
@davia-f2207
@davia-f2207 4 роки тому
Hands down!!!!
@whitefox4237
@whitefox4237 2 роки тому
Among americans yes, totally agree
@starkestal
@starkestal 3 роки тому
Bill's returning my faith in the human race with every word that comes out of his mouth - He puts the A in Art.
@tarjeiaustadigland8827
@tarjeiaustadigland8827 3 роки тому
Bill Burr is one of the most underrated comedians ever.
@buckfuddy489
@buckfuddy489 4 роки тому
Any time I go to an outdoor event, I can't even walk by a table of baked goods without crackin TF UP!!!
@voraciouschild9226
@voraciouschild9226 4 роки тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😆😆😆😆
@yadjazz1
@yadjazz1 5 років тому
For me there is no comedian like Bill Burr. The best ever.
@PotentialAutist42069
@PotentialAutist42069 4 роки тому
This is possibly the best Bill Burr bit ever. the steering wheel bit and the muffin smushing bit.
@LuisHernandez-sf5hf
@LuisHernandez-sf5hf Рік тому
Bill has one of the greatest look of life 😂 We are all experiencing the same things at the same time
@myballshurt3546
@myballshurt3546 4 роки тому
Please god, don’t let this man leave the server.
@DonBienveRosario15
@DonBienveRosario15 4 роки тому
Im really confuse about your comment
@FunkkyPanda69
@FunkkyPanda69 4 роки тому
In other words, he doesn’t want him to leave this crazy computer simulation.. I mean life.
@wilhelmdietz4023
@wilhelmdietz4023 4 роки тому
He's gonna be accused of sexual harrassment, just like our dear friend Louis, trust me..I mean, I hope not, but he probably will..
@yokoharumi2010
@yokoharumi2010 4 роки тому
I’m going to get some air even though we’re outside 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 4 роки тому
like an idiot i tried to explain..
@iasonasedits2682
@iasonasedits2682 3 роки тому
I loved the muffin bit LMAO
@yup3675
@yup3675 4 роки тому
He's one of the best ever. I still remember his bits on Chappelle's Show.
@Stammer6
@Stammer6 7 років тому
I'm so glad I was able to find this. I just typed "comedian steering wheel" into UKposts and it found this for me. One of my favourite stand-up moments of all time
@gustinm
@gustinm 7 років тому
this comment cracks me up more than bill steering wheel bit
@shamicentertainment1262
@shamicentertainment1262 5 років тому
@Celestial Mud because of bill burrs part about the steering wheel? I'm assuming this guy watched this before, forgot the name of the guy and only remembered the steering wheel part, so he types in " COMEDIAN STEERING WHEEL..SEARCH". Makes sense to me.
@sense7074
@sense7074 4 роки тому
Some people make me smile because I get the joke, bill burr makes me roll out of my seat laughing.
@jkornj2011
@jkornj2011 4 роки тому
Middle of the pandemic time doing laundry and just watching Bill explaining his psychotics thoughts 🤣 it helps ease the pain we are going through now.
@ayanah_99
@ayanah_99 4 роки тому
The mere imagination of Bill Burr's female voice makes me laugh uncontrollably. I swear to God sometimes I be making some tea and remember his facial reactions and female voice and end up cracking up. It's a whole level of comedy. His jokes are sick! But the way he mimics females kills you. 🤣🤣
@lukeulibarri3924
@lukeulibarri3924 4 роки тому
Please don't take the Lords name in vain
@pricklycats
@pricklycats 9 місяців тому
​@@lukeulibarri3924god damn
@sidvyas8549
@sidvyas8549 8 місяців тому
@@lukeulibarri3924to be fair, if he does tell, swear to, God, whichever in the human pantheon that he chooses to communion with, that he does find Bill Burr knee slapping hilarious, that’s between him and God. It’s certainly not in vain, merely a healthy appreciation for all that which God has ostensibly caused if not created no?
@skipperpippins7538
@skipperpippins7538 4 роки тому
I love the hand gesture when he's talking about finding more fresh air outside lol
@nathanrodriguez7943
@nathanrodriguez7943 9 років тому
Nice, A Bill Burr I can take home to my parents.
@legendarycat2457
@legendarycat2457 Рік тому
I do that around my friends, just laughing randomly with no thought. They sit by me questioning why I'm laughing and why they're with me. I'm over here laughing at a crazy thought of doing something insane.
@petercampbell183
@petercampbell183 2 роки тому
Listening to Bill is a safety valve to let off the steam in a controlled environment. He keeps me sane!
@aaronmock6157
@aaronmock6157 2 роки тому
Amen to this
@yullenlover1000
@yullenlover1000 6 років тому
I’m probably a functioning psycho lol. Actually, probably every person is a functioning psycho.
@CorezNutz
@CorezNutz 4 роки тому
Plop nu hi hi.l.p.]...mmhmmm
@GearWukong
@GearWukong 4 роки тому
Yeah, until they're not...
@abcezas
@abcezas 4 роки тому
Instinct vs higher functioning is all
@SuperBlackopsboy99
@SuperBlackopsboy99 4 роки тому
@me and me The term for this is Call of the void I believe
@alexapadilla2928
@alexapadilla2928 4 роки тому
It's called having intrusive thoughts. It's very normal, everyone experiences it
@Nomorehats
@Nomorehats 4 роки тому
Bill Burr is great. Underappreciated
@LuAnnHeston
@LuAnnHeston 8 місяців тому
Some valuable life lessons we get from this man, I love Bill Burr!
@jaybouchard5997
@jaybouchard5997 4 роки тому
one of my favorite bits from my man Bill Burr. I love this guy
@roadking0073
@roadking0073 4 роки тому
Bill Burr is pretty much my brain out loud. Thank Gawd. I'm not imagining things.
@lecousinmachin
@lecousinmachin 9 років тому
Bill is the best.
@bluecollartoker5688
@bluecollartoker5688 4 роки тому
One of the best comedians ever.... He's so underrated.
@MrReganomics1
@MrReganomics1 8 місяців тому
"Muffins are a happy food I don't understand this" 😂😂😂😂
@tiffanymcgregor2409
@tiffanymcgregor2409 4 роки тому
"Did they say that we could do that? It just seems like a waste of pastry!" 😅
@christianm.5481
@christianm.5481 4 роки тому
Bill is one of my favorite comedians because I’m a functioning psycho as well. 😋
@Tufarock
@Tufarock 4 роки тому
We're all just functioning psychos really
@mattw6399
@mattw6399 4 роки тому
I sometimes get random and excessively violent thoughts, although everyone tells me how nice I am, and I'm like you've never spent time in my head.
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 4 роки тому
Same. It's wild
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 4 роки тому
>breathes
@danseabreeze1404
@danseabreeze1404 3 роки тому
At 05:25 he's got the feminine voice perfected! LOL...
@akshanshgautam2941
@akshanshgautam2941 5 років тому
He is the grown up version of Stewie 🤣
@MyPronounsISwhom
@MyPronounsISwhom 4 роки тому
Pre-gay, madman-stewie
@anythingbutmyrealname
@anythingbutmyrealname 4 роки тому
@@MyPronounsISwhom yeah
@threetreasures7698
@threetreasures7698 3 роки тому
Absolutely the grown up version of Stevie!
@thebrain9384
@thebrain9384 8 років тому
Bill Burr is great. I hope he can come up with new material and an hour or longer special. I love all his material, but the one that comes to mind is his "amping up" of his psycho pitbull. Great. And the defibrillator punch, funny.
@TehBloodyYank556
@TehBloodyYank556 7 років тому
the brain I saw him in Nashville not long ago where he taped a special. you won't be disappointed
@paulagomezcarrillo7900
@paulagomezcarrillo7900 7 років тому
yayy such good news man
@thegrouche5051
@thegrouche5051 7 років тому
hey, the brain, remember that time you gave stand up a shot yourself?
@gray_gogy
@gray_gogy 6 років тому
His helicopter story is the best
@anonimmm9816
@anonimmm9816 4 роки тому
Late but hey, lotion.
@jeromebryant9999
@jeromebryant9999 7 місяців тому
This is HILARIOUS!!!! Damn, bill is a master.
@ydiotboi
@ydiotboi 3 роки тому
that switch between characters with the wheel... amazing!
@samuelodonoughoe1091
@samuelodonoughoe1091 4 роки тому
Every day bill....every day...keeping that wheel in a straight line is so hard...
@joshythehand2960
@joshythehand2960 4 роки тому
I like this bit because of the end... because in 1998 I swear I was in downtown phx at night.. got off work. A frikken pack of pitbull chased me about 2 city blocks until I got to a car that I climbed on.. and that's why I started going to the gym lolom. Because they almost caught me.. 6 of them lol
@alexv032
@alexv032 4 роки тому
Bill jokes about the wild dogs thing. He doesn’t realize that he is literally describing the pine ridge reservation in SD😂
@aweeklate
@aweeklate 4 роки тому
Classic bit. Genius.
@lakechocolate9785
@lakechocolate9785 4 роки тому
"You get the vipers going...make a day out of it" 😅😂🤣
@RacerM2010
@RacerM2010 4 роки тому
Bill burr is the funniest man on earth. Whenever I have a bad day he can always help me cause I can’t stop lmao
@andrewgoode7640
@andrewgoode7640 5 років тому
I love Benedict Cumberbatch but Bill should have voiced the grinch😂😂😂
@foreveronmywaytofuckyourbi5567
@foreveronmywaytofuckyourbi5567 4 роки тому
Should just be Jim Carrey again.
@johnnyfinch8037
@johnnyfinch8037 8 місяців тому
parallel commentary, spot on. Platinum level stuff bill.
@Michaelkaydee
@Michaelkaydee 4 роки тому
Bill is just so great ... that steering wheel bit! 😂
@FairyPhantasia
@FairyPhantasia 2 роки тому
This is what I immediately thought of today. Sorry to the families.
@maureenwagg5305
@maureenwagg5305 3 роки тому
I have these thoughts sometimes. Anyone who says they don't is LYING. Lying. Things piss me off for no reason, but, I don't act on my thoughts. That's what separates me from the real psychos. lol
@NozUrbina
@NozUrbina 7 місяців тому
This is a classic, classic set
@timothybaron9201
@timothybaron9201 7 років тому
his appearances on talk shows are hilarious his opinions are super funny and relatable
@EnjoyerofYoutube
@EnjoyerofYoutube 9 років тому
legend.
@despinak9720
@despinak9720 2 роки тому
“Hey Bill, you wanna go to the cookout? You could bring that potato salad you brought last year it was such a big hit” I don’t know why that’s so funny🤣🤣🤣🤣
@richardjohnston3031
@richardjohnston3031 11 місяців тому
I understand that the best comedians know how to take personal real-life issues/events and turn them into humorous stories or jokes. Bill Burr has definitely mastered that skill!!
@nicocrestmere9688
@nicocrestmere9688 4 роки тому
Bill Burr is one of the few people that can actually make me lol.
@dwest84
@dwest84 4 роки тому
That muffin bit just about killed me. My neighbors had to have heard me laughing at that.
@GingerZombie29
@GingerZombie29 Рік тому
"No indication he even tried to stop!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Mixu.
@Mixu. 4 роки тому
Burr always gets me belly laughing. Ahh, that's a good workout
@justinwatson6932
@justinwatson6932 3 роки тому
I have been watching so much Bill Burr that I forget other comedians even exist lol
@Mushroom321-
@Mushroom321- 4 роки тому
"why do i go out with you" ? 🤣🤣😃👏
@nancyjones2541
@nancyjones2541 3 роки тому
Praying for lighting.........:D. I can't even........ Peeing my pants. God Bless Mr. Burr
@TheRampagingGallowglass75
@TheRampagingGallowglass75 Рік тому
Perhaps The Greatest Comedian of our time!
@prashant1571
@prashant1571 4 роки тому
Bill burr is just basically the guy i want to be when i be 40😂
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