Bill Burr - Motel Rooms And First Ladies

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#BillBurr shares his opinion on over-involved first ladies, tries to predict the 2016 presidential election, and then explains why staying at motels is a health risk.
Bill Burr stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2014.
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@DrDeadlifts 4 роки тому

I love how ol' Billy blue balls doubles down on his jokes. No one laughs so he just goes harder. He's a hero

@9some 4 роки тому

yea, that he does, he's not connected to the response or expectations of the public

@DrDeadlifts 4 роки тому

@@9some I'd argue he's very connected to the audience. He knows what is and isn't socially acceptable to laugh and feeds off of the ridiculousness of their silence. It ends up building the pressure of the joke higher and higher, and once he eases off people are dying to laugh.

@prophetofpants1906 4 роки тому

DrDeadlifts exactly because in the end no matter what our views are in life, all humans can connect no matter their differences and I believe comedy does that well. It allows everyone to understand eachother and that’s why I think Bill Burr is one of the best comedians ever not to mention he’s in my top 3 comedians.

@thomasgarrett4107 4 роки тому

Is this calum

@dcbrot 4 роки тому

DrDeadlifts you are a podcast fan eh :)

@jamessins1163 4 роки тому

Dude is savage abroad. He talks in a room full of people as if he's talking to one person.

@banderas2000 4 роки тому

takes practice and true. straight beast.

@dr32803 3 роки тому

All good comedians do that.

@philloso1426 3 роки тому

Best comedian in the world 🌎

@WickedPunishment 2 роки тому

True

@dallassylvestre7209 2 роки тому

He’s one of a kind

@kal-zor-el5801 3 роки тому

Man he left no one alone, he even roasted ghosts lmao 😂

@dexterthompson1809 2 роки тому

Genius!

@voyagerdecoded9726 Рік тому

bill is ruthless lmaooo

@tanner201x8 Рік тому

Ghosts are real though

@Liquefaction Рік тому

Well the ghosts are still voting for democrats so they aren't innocent

@artsmith103 Рік тому

Maybe Tom Brady some day will tell us about a ghost in the huddle.

@samuelsmith5400 4 роки тому

I love how he shut up that heckler as soon as she started lol

@unintentionaleffectiveness4393 3 роки тому

The sign of a great comedian

@bojed 4 роки тому

"I'm uh... I'm sick of Obama's wife." Just flat out like that. Had me in multiple stitches.

@saltysquatch1510 4 роки тому

Obama’s wife had a dick

@terrencegriffin6812 4 роки тому

@@saltysquatch1510 I know right,I seen you slobbing on it😂😂😂

@brianbullivant4753 4 роки тому

@@saltysquatch1510 One more than you. Jealous?

@johnandrew1727 4 роки тому

Plus she'a horrible public speaker and a total narcissist!

@goaldineyelife6291 4 роки тому

@@johnandrew1727 she is a excellent speaker.

@piotrbrys8008 4 роки тому

Greatest transition in the history of comedy "gotta start slitting some throats ... I'm staying in a hotel"

@Supermrdouble 4 роки тому

yea that one had me dead asf

@preciousakpata5260 4 роки тому

That was an absolutely epic save! I actually liked the First Lady bit, but you tell the crowd really wasn't getting it. He tried an experimental bit with the whole "slitting throats" thing, but they didn't get that either. When he jumped straight from that to the tired old "slice of my life" comedy starter bit, something about his mannerism, "So . . . I'm staying in a hotel" . . . I just lost it. Epic.

@derrickhamilton342 3 роки тому

EMPHASIS ON IN THE HISTORY

@marcocoronado4403 3 роки тому

*Crowd claps*

@samuelelliott8453 3 роки тому

Oh i thought he was implying hed be easy to attack after the show for saying this type of stuff if the government/listeners didnt like his joke abt slitting throats 😅😂😅

@jaywinner328 Рік тому

The balls on this guy, going to Canada and opening with American politics.

@Shmoove Рік тому

seriously, people saying the audience sucks but his set just wasn't relevant.

@TNM001 11 місяців тому

also, this set is well known...so old american politics...thats just lazy

@louisrobitaille5810 Місяць тому

@@TNM001 It's over 5 years old, it was relevant at the time 😑.

@louisrobitaille5810 Місяць тому

@@Shmoove It was in Montreal. It's all stuff we hear about on the radio or on tv. In terms of information, we've got some of the best sources in the world, as objective and as diverse as humanly possible, unlike in the US 💀…

@matttrafton2725 4 роки тому

If he wasn't a comedian he'd be leading a revolution. Maybe in a parallel universe.

@randalhighben586 4 роки тому

I can see him being the next George Carlin

@davidalexander9240 3 роки тому

He’s be supreme dictator of the free world

@empyerful 3 роки тому

Dude that is a movie I would want to see or better yet live!

@matttrafton2725 3 роки тому

Javisst. Bill Burr for President. He is a better choice than the two bozos on the 2020 ticket.

@stvbrsn 2 роки тому

Yeah, a parallel universe called “5 years from now.”

@tobaliciousholland12 5 років тому

I look forward to when Bill is 70 years old. He's almost got no filter left at all. By then, it will be shredded down to nothing. Brutally and refreshingly honest.

@ChiefVizier 5 років тому

Try his Monday morning podcast. It's free and amazing

@alwaysbeclosing5797 5 років тому

Yep, just like Carlin. He got way better as he got older. 1992s New York special was when he hit his stride. His gray hair was in and he was letting 'em have it.

@soldierforchrist2017 5 років тому

He's actually become a little neutered since he got married. Bill used to be pure savage. He's more PC these days. His cup of white guilt has over flowed as well. I want old Bill Burr back.

@alwaysbeclosing5797 5 років тому

@@soldierforchrist2017: Wife and daughter, double-dose of broads in the house. I hadn't kept up that much on him recently but I got that impression he might be settling down a little now with age. I hope he'll come back even spicier and more pungent than ever. As long as he dont transform into Don Rickles in the next 10-20 yrs 😏

@user-vr4ih6jg3n 5 років тому

Holly shit!!! hope he make it!!

@rjcomeaux5461 6 років тому

Love how he didn't give in to the audience. They were giving him nothing and he still went with "Nothin' is gonna change until someones got the balls... to start a group... go over the wall of one of these gated communities and ya start slittin' some throats." One of the greatest comedians of all time.

@starr0401 6 років тому

To be fair, it's not his best performance of this routine though. He has better delivery on Night of Too Many Stars.

@rjcomeaux5461 6 років тому

Very true, I agree.

@zer0gravity184 6 років тому

The ghost in the basement/attic piece was good. The rest of the material just didn't 'pack a punch' with the delivery. He's still one of the best. Bill is like a combination of Denis Leary and Lewis Black.👍

@cartman42069 6 років тому

Bill Burr pitched The Purge

@johnmoney6229 6 років тому

Raymond C Bill Burr gives no shits.

@KillFeed669 4 роки тому

The smirk on his face at 5:05 knowing how uncomfortable he’s making people but he simply does not give a fuck. Absolutely beautiful.

@shanetography 3 роки тому

"I'm staying in a hotel, everybody" is the best segue I've ever heard

@davidpoole3945 4 роки тому

I love that look on Bill's face when the crowd doesn't laugh. The look where he's thinking, Ok these people don't get it, so I'm going to give them that much more! He never softens his comedy just to get a laugh.

@batwom4304 4 роки тому

David Poole I LOVE it. He just keeps going until he basically convinces them to chill the fuck out and agree with him LMAOOOO

@ZawaOnYoutube 4 роки тому

Canadians are sensitive, it shouldn't be that surprising

@cameronleb6508 4 роки тому

Zawa Games what are you talking about?😂 Americans are the sensitive ones

@ZawaOnYoutube 4 роки тому

Canadians are notoriously huge pussies, but okay

@osoufmiller5499 4 роки тому

Zawa Games ever see hockey bruv your football players wouldn’t stand a chance anyone can run throw or catch a ball

@rhiannadahmer4052 4 роки тому

"Shes still gonna win." Best joke of the whole set.

@drewracke1968 4 роки тому

Holy shit dude, you fuckin killed her

@sibire8284 4 роки тому

/r/therewasanattempt

@johnsmith-lf6pc 4 роки тому

@@sibire8284 You're not on reddit.

@alex-cj9mb 4 роки тому

@@johnsmith-lf6pc fuck reddit

@bojackbojackbojack 4 роки тому

Several million votes from illegals in California doesn't really count towards the popular vote.

@samarthlangalia6585 5 місяців тому

*Dude that "weird noise" joke is so good and also underrated. This joke becomes 10x more funnier when you imagine it. Men actually talk about being brave and ready to have a fight but in reality, no human being is designed to take on a fight and be dominant in that unexpected brutal fight. Bill burr is completely correct, if a guy with a chainsaw or a gun unexpectedly enters your room, your first reaction would be shock, then seeing the weapon gives more shock, and by the time brain starts processing it and the adrenaline starts pumping in for a fight or flight, the killer attacks and it's game over in a single blow. A well written and a well thought joke, bill is the G.O.A.T.*

@Ortona-43 4 роки тому

The fact that bill was still able to pull this off in front of a Canadian audience is pretty impressive

@58O08 6 років тому

anti PC jokes. Have to give this man credit for never caving in to the public pressure.

@Monochromicornicopia 6 років тому

Factually incorrect jokes aren't genius or worthy of praise at all

@bobbiusshadow6985 6 років тому

.. and according to some liberals, he's a right winger. I guess that's how someone is perceived when s/he jabs both "sides".

@fiction0711 6 років тому

What's factually incorrect there though?

@Monochromicornicopia 6 років тому

@fiction0711 All of it

@rubenruiz8409 6 років тому

I think it's less about the public pressure and more about the jokes not being that funny.

@loveherstuff 4 роки тому

Tough crowd, classic Bill Burr was killing it lol. Think they took his jokes too seriously. 😂😂

@Zamoksva 4 роки тому

I was in that cround few years ago, people laughed, its just that political comedy isnt really our thing and we had no idea about half the people he was naming. Imagine a canadian stand up comedian going in California name dropping canadian politician. It wouldnt be that funny

@4Mikes4Mindset4 4 роки тому

His jokes we're about serious subjects

@lou-jaybono9395 4 роки тому

@Anna Mozatee We kinda know the big lines, but people in Quebec mostly don't care about US politics.

@logandutka9256 4 роки тому

Lou-Jay Bono people in Quebec barely care about Canadian politics /s

@Zamoksva 4 роки тому

Anna Mozatee To be honest i have no idea who they are i just know i have heard their name before but i dont even know what they do in life or anything about them. Not everyone cares about US and definitely not people in Québec. Thats just how it is

@jessicae33 3 роки тому

I LOVE IT. So controversial yet speaking the truth with humor. He’s a G.O.A.T

@TheJazzJackRabbit Рік тому

“Should Tom Brady’s wife be the next quarterback of the Rams?” Possibly Bill’s most underrated joke

@starkdies1853 5 років тому

Bill is slowly turning into Red Foreman

@justinstevenson2061 5 років тому

stark dies yes!!

@thedudeabides3294 5 років тому

Slowly? ☺

@A1exS8 5 років тому

right!!!

@imjustaguy8232 5 років тому

"You're about to get a foot in your ass"

@RalphJr-xp3hp 5 років тому

stark dies Goddamn 😳😂😂😂. You are so right about that. He’s just one “You’re going to get a foot right up your ass” saying and then he will officially become Red Foreman.

@theov5212 4 роки тому

Bill is the best comedian alive today. No hesitation. Never holds back. Says what is needed to be said. And he's always spot on.

@T25de 4 роки тому

Norm Macdonald for my dollar

@skatkat5029 4 роки тому

Dave Chappelle

@T25de 4 роки тому

Who is Dave Chappell?

@benosaro9331 4 роки тому

@@skatkat5029 exactly what I thought😂

@al-jo 4 роки тому

He is the mirror of society we all need

@rollingthunder5944 3 роки тому

I love how uncomfortable the audience is❤😂🤣

@boe9917 3 роки тому

“It’s a little early to be.. cuttin the hedges” 😂😂😂😂

@dani.phantm 4 роки тому

I love Bill's comedy because he doesn't even require the audience to laugh, he just says his shit anyway.

@thegiliclub 2 роки тому

I mean what else is he going to do leave?

@vinnys1108 6 років тому

Great set. Awful crowd.

@bigdickmcgee3293 5 років тому

MGTOW Radio absolutely. They pay to see him knowing what content they’re going to hear. But for you, somehow, they are all pussified pc snowflakes. If they had a problem with the jokes they wouldn’t have fucking been there.

@vexillethepretzel9086 5 років тому

Yeah these days crowds are little cupcake people. Jokes these days have to be 30% humor and 70% intelligent. People don't have a sense of humor no more. Why cause it's the cute thing to do. Everyone is too busy trying to impress eachother they forgot how to laugh. This world is becoming very miserable and mundane. And for some reason it's considered cute. I mean hell, this is why i don't fuck with people. I stay to myself and get silly alone. Fuck people. I'll have a good time by myself. And all these intellectual norms always ask me why you always talk to yourself and suddenly laugh out of nowhere? Well i talk to myself because all you people are miserable shits. And did it ever occur to you that i just might be thinking of something funny? Got damn these fucking people! Feel better now. Just got out a little steam there. Rant complete...

@Melethrion 5 років тому

i will never really get why you americans think that the lone circumstance of not being laughing at literally _everything_ is actually a bad thing. why should i laugh at nonsense? to perpetuate false presumptions? that's the straight pathway to sheer ignorance. but well... on the other hand, that explains much... :P

@ty63t0 5 років тому

@@Melethrion Do you realize you just commented that you shouldn't laugh under a stand up comedy video? And your statement "you americans" is so painfully presumptuous, yet you claim you don't wanna seem like that kinda person... Just goes to show that "you europeans" aren't half as clever as you think you are

@hernanhironymus 5 років тому

@@vexillethepretzel9086 Literally me too dude

@lisafranklin9089 2 роки тому

Wow. I literally haven't laughed this hard in months. Good stuff right here.

@Pango5697 Рік тому

Burr the Legend. No holds barred. Respect!😂

@joewakeford 6 років тому

"It's kinda early to be trimming the hedges?" 😂

@dantaylor7344 5 років тому

Gold pure solid gold!

@wrestlemania7ven 5 років тому

Trying to scare some accountant into solving my murder! Bill just keeps dropping gems.

@starman_217 5 років тому

Read this as he said it, made it even better

@michaelaldersley6503 2 роки тому

Muh muh muh muh, muh muh muh muh

@bluchocolate123 4 роки тому

"Slit the right throats" Didn't know bill was so revolutionary.

@BobBob-we3wr 3 роки тому

He didn't mean that as right\left

@MonteyCarlo92081 3 роки тому

I've been a podcast fan of his for a long time, the dude is intense but at the same time smart in a twisted REAL life kind of way

@DANTHETUBEMAN 3 роки тому

Or truthfull

@ghr501able 3 роки тому

@@MonteyCarlo92081 can you share which ones if you remember any by memory

@blop-a-blop9419 2 роки тому

@@BobBob-we3wr ... so you're saying that murdering capitalists (bankers) isn't some radical left schtick ? Maybe he's right wing on other issues, or neutral, but not on that.

@broaction8887 Рік тому

Your gonna nod "Your gonna Nod that Head" lol 🤣

@docfinnmantynen6009 2 роки тому

Seen this atleast 30-40 times and it always makes me laugh.

@Cluez31 5 років тому

One of the funniest sets , crowd is scared to laugh...

@JohnDoe-gn4xj 4 роки тому

Because theyre sitting next to their gf's wives etc lol

@mattmeade983 4 роки тому

Just for laughs crowds are all crap...

@lovelyrat33 4 роки тому

American politics jokes in canada. Nobody cares

@billykhoabillykhoa7844 4 роки тому

Personally i think this was not his best delivery of this specific bit though.

@Labneh9102 4 роки тому

idk man, the takes on the first ladies was true that they're unqualified, but the whole thing about telling them to shut up is a bad take.

@cindymananzalamartinez6679 4 роки тому

Bill has the anger of a 70-year-old Red Foreman.

@theredninja2817 4 роки тому

@Josip yesssss

@LVOskarliNE 4 роки тому

@_ NEGAN _ actually 2 stolen comments combined. WOW

@Sitharos 4 роки тому

“My foot in your ass!” 🤣

@BAB2K11 4 роки тому

🗣️ Dumbass!

@canaisyoung3601 4 роки тому

And looks like him too.

@crimsonknight5575 Рік тому

brutally honest and funny while at it; a true legend.

@lonniepee9804 Рік тому

I could never go to a live Bill Burr performance. It would hurt too much. He's the FUNNIEST sommich. Just love 'im.

@leon6kennedy 5 років тому

That was a smooth transition from first ladies to hotels : )

@TCt83067695 5 років тому

Lol ikr?

@GuiiBrazil 4 роки тому

I thought for a moment he was comparing the crowd to a hotel silence, or something... lol

@jameshightower8875 4 роки тому

Is that sarcastic? Was awkward to me

@GuiiBrazil 4 роки тому

@@jameshightower8875 it was. Bill saw that the crowd is boring AF and dead inside.

@aaccount9153 4 роки тому

JGui Bingo🎯

@vascodegama5829 6 років тому

I see Bill Burr I click

@jamesbockenstette4332 6 років тому

Great content.

@lauriedaugherty4765 6 років тому

vasco de gama i

@constanciotumbra4455 6 років тому

Vasco DA Gama not DE.. Go PORTUGAL!!!

@dislajk 6 років тому

If he show his dick, would you still click ?

@constanciotumbra4455 6 років тому

vasco de gama calm down bro.. how´s portugal ?

@tonyd7471 Рік тому

love scrollin thru bill burr sets on youtube! He knows he bombed with this crowd, but he still is great to watch and even his bombs are best than most!!

@jago7349 3 роки тому

Bill went full psycho mode on this one. Loved it😂

@Jackaroo. 5 років тому

Bill Burr saying the realest shit I've heard in a long time.

@Ladovinka513 4 роки тому

What have you been listening up until now m8?

@urieljimenez8115 4 роки тому

Listen to george carlin

@yotday 6 років тому

The seriousness in his voice when asking if you think a woman being president is going to affect anything is great lol. It's makes it seem like he's really asking that question to gauge the intelligence level of the crowd.

@elijahbone6401 5 років тому

Exactly why he switched topics

@dupadupadoo69 4 роки тому

@@elijahbone6401 he's also in Canada and odds are most ppl there don't care about American politics

@thisisme5487 4 роки тому

The amount of times I had to pause this video to take enough time to fully appreciate the humor that has been laid upon me

@justinwatson6932 3 роки тому

"can understand you" I couldn't stop laughing for some reason, what a comedy legend!

@LordsofMedia 5 років тому

Sucks when I'm listening to a comedian's podcast and his wife, Who ISN'T A COMEDIAN, comes over to chime in.

@eYeTrIcK77 5 років тому

THISSSSSSSS~! LOL, so true.

@ghost245353 5 років тому

I see what you did ;)

@camcommerford2420 5 років тому

I fine with Nia but fucking hilarious

@MiguelDLewis 5 років тому

She’s still hot tho ;)

@Purple_911 5 років тому

I cant stand her

@SC-ox9lm 4 роки тому

“You’re gonna nod that head” 😂😂😂😂

@metri0n 2 роки тому

I seriously just lost it just now seeing that LOL

@drollette08 8 місяців тому

Bill is a great comedian. I watched his stand-up at Massachusetts last weekend, and he used this same material on his show.

@letmegetuhhh3959 2 роки тому

Watching this here and on his special he really did work the bit and get better with it. It's funny here but it's so well done on the special

@ohheydarciemae1121 4 роки тому

I love how he starts by shitting on the crowd hahahaha God, I love him

@mattathiasmacabees6416 4 роки тому

Women are horrified and he don't care at all- i love it !!!

@jayymiller4193 4 роки тому

Bill burr just explained to me the difference between hotels and motels.

@scottschink4826 4 роки тому

Me too

@batwom4304 4 роки тому

The emotions involved are dead on too.

@genevieverenaud2537 3 роки тому

Yep. I'm glad to know i'm not the only one thinking about axe murderers and serial killers in the most unconventional of places lol

@jmab721 2 роки тому

Ah, americans.

@jodihargreaves3784 2 роки тому

@Matthew Boyce bit more of a difference than that 😊

@kennymos9007 2 роки тому

"I was just lacing it in there" gets me every time.

@friendlystonepeople Рік тому

haha, what a legend! The start was hilarious!

@montablanc1 4 роки тому

@ 4:40 "Not just random throats! The right throats!" I found Bill's campaign slogan

@miltonmills6184 5 років тому

When he grabbed the mic stand and rocked the mic holder up and down sayin thats how bush kept his wife in line. priceless.

@Rickard53 4 роки тому

That part KILLED me 😂😂

@shelbyfindley3961 3 роки тому

Perfectly said 😁

@itellyouforfree7238 Рік тому

0:30 LOL he demolished that hustler! XD

@joseespinoza93 5 років тому

Bills face when he talks about slitting throats and taking people out with a rifle... respect

@edgdeal76 4 роки тому

Fuck yes

@CrippleTron_ 4 роки тому

It was way to real for everyone

@WOLFGANG634 4 роки тому

It’s the fucking truth though 😂😂👌

@23319461 4 роки тому

bill you really don't give a shit for all those pfuckingc retards yeah up a tree ,the crowd was shitting themselves with fear

@itookallthenames 2 роки тому

@@23319461 he’s talking about bankers, not some kid with pink hair and a can of paint

@robf4639 6 років тому

horrible crowd

@Hawkeye19821 6 років тому

Rob Fiore It's the same for all of the just for laughs crowds. Canada is a horrible place for crowds

@dnd6379 6 років тому

Maybe those crowds are a horrible place for canada.

@BRBallin1 6 років тому

This bit was kinda bad. Logical fallacies and false equivalencies. Usually, love Bill Burr though, but this was weak.

@MrBordal 6 років тому

Hawkeye 1982 Well, Bill spent a lot of time ranting on US Presidents, wich Canadians doesn't care about. General topics like hotels and ghosts are a bit more relateble.

@MrSwaggerOut 6 років тому

Even B-Man no its not that, it's the whole pc thing, the liked it when he said ' Hillary is going to be president ' but they didn't like the killing jokes and the women should keep quiet jokes, it has nothing to do with talking about American president and more the fact that the country is more left leaning

@ryantimmsjr7639 2 роки тому

Killed it

@milesy023 3 роки тому

Absolute legend 😂

@seanbaugh3239 6 років тому

One of the funniest comedians out there. He's got free speech and he ain't afraid to use it. *"NUFF SAID"*

@shortstopanimations6143 5 років тому

Sean Baugh we all have free speech down here I think he United States of America. You commie basterd

@MrTubtubsz 5 років тому

I love finding random bits from Bill i've never heard before

@SuburbanTrash 5 років тому

Same the motel bits murdered me

@southpaw117 4 роки тому

He didn't even start his actual act yet and I'm already in tears!

@lauriefannie9599 Рік тому

So true on the first ladies! you nailed it!!

@ramesnashat1 6 років тому

OMG he's way above and beyond everybody else

@cannotcompute7809 6 років тому

Ramez Nashat calm down there buddy. There's other comedians that could go toe to toe with burr. Don't get me wrong he's one of the best and will go down a legend in the comedy world but there's other guys that are just as good

@KletoReese 6 років тому

Ramez Nashat you are right! They are all sheep still asleep

@Flantomas 6 років тому

hahahaha, no way, he will be remembered by other comedians, as "that very talented B-class comic, who couldnt make it big". Louie was leaps and bounds more antiPC than him, and made it big, so did Chappelle, Murphy... hell, even Gervais, and he is reasonably new to the stand up scene. Bill is good, just not top tier good.

@youssefrochdi1994 5 років тому

@@Flantomas why the fuck are you trolling comments and trashing him like that?

@georgekurioreilly4857 5 років тому

@@Flantomas it's not always about making it big, though burr is definitely big

@hugonongbri8100 6 років тому

Bill should've done a "Philly " on them :D

@DigBickOfaGod 5 років тому

Real fans would get this

@OlviMasta77 5 років тому

homerun chippah!

@martinet1985 5 років тому

what does that even mean?

@washingtonomari7213 5 років тому

@@martinet1985 search for bill burr Philly rant

@user-yd1gf2jj8m 5 років тому

another 7 min of freestyle

@Nostalgia_Addict 2 роки тому

That transition though 😂 "I am staying in a hotel, everybody"

@8484terry 4 роки тому

fuck I laughed so hard at this, especially the motel bit, love how intense he is with everything

@startervisions 6 років тому

George Carlin would dig this.

@bOmBAsTiK 6 років тому

No he wouldn't. I love BB but it's been diminishing returns ever since he took on this ultra-contrarian, paranoid conspiracy theorist bent to his act. It used to just be an aspect of what he did, now it's his M.O. Carlin seemed genuinely anti-establishment. Billy just seems to be trying to stave off boredom, imo...

@jjryan1352 6 років тому

Yes he would. Pretty much everyone knows his "the game is rigged my friends."

@bOmBAsTiK 6 років тому

Yeah, yeah yeah I know it too. How does that bit relate to this anti-PC rant though? Bill Burr is an all-time great, but he took a risk here and it didn't work. No biggie. And blaming the crowd like some of these other posters are is weak. On the Night of Too Many Stars you heard groans from that crowd, but Bill's jokes (and the set) for that were classic. This, not so much...

@jjryan1352 6 років тому

MiSTaH bOmBAsTiK .... It doesn't have to relate to think George Carlin would like it. Carlin's earlier stuff certainly doesn't classify as "anti-establishment" and neither do his later shows if you watch a whole show. Enough to be a little contrarian to think Carlin would get a kick out of it.

@rahmiaksu 5 років тому

Carlin didn't get his real voice until way into his career, if you cared to watch his earlier material. It takes time to get to a place where you no longer aim to please but just do what you want to do. Maybe Bill Burr got there and you don't like what he likes

@kezzrk1869 4 роки тому

How does Just for Laughs exist. Their audiences clearly don’t enjoy comedy.

@tockicohi7703 4 роки тому

Maybe the sound guy is on point. Is keeping the crowd noise suppressed , Bc I hear them laughing. Its just thst Billy is louder - And I appreciate it. Not to deny, there are times when they are scared to laugh - You have a point as well.

@WarOnHorror 4 роки тому

too many gov't employees in the audience, cant risk being seen laughing at billys jokes

@svsproductions1 4 роки тому

I heard them laughing at every joke other than when he said to jump the fence and slit rich peoples throats. The way he delivered it wasnt quite right. But other than that theyre all laughing their asses off. Maybe your audio isnt working right

@n3v3rg01ngback 4 роки тому

Kezzrk To be fair, they don’t have microphones.

@somanytakennames 4 роки тому

Or they just weren't a fan of this particular kind of comedy? I like Bill Burr but this idea that people who don't laugh at this type of humour should be criticised is starting to get boring.

@julianwilcox329 2 роки тому

Bill Burr is underrated! Respect man 👍🏻

@Blessedchanel 3 роки тому

Almost went into labor from laughing at my doctor appointment 🤣🤣🤣 ceiling floor ceiling floor lmaooo

@richbrazee5054 5 років тому

Bill is the greatest. He is so intelligent and logical that his brutal honesty goes way over some people's heads. It's almost like he's telling people the solution, hiding it in jokes, and hoping someone makes a move

@simonetanzi5103 6 років тому

old billy mustard balls cracking me up at the first joke

@C-Smith-87 2 роки тому

Ive never really thought of it before but he is spot o n with the forstblady bit about them with the plumber analogy lmao

@cry2love 2 роки тому

Beginning is so good I wasn't ready for it

@xMoeMoeAsphyxiatedx 4 роки тому

He looks so much like Red Forman from That 70's Show. I was waiting for him to make a foot in an ass joke. One of my favs for sure

@imanuelcunt8676 4 роки тому

My dad is like that. You hate him growning up but once you do you love the guy haha

@DirtyMikeACTUAL13 4 роки тому

Funniest line: “she’s still gonna win”

@matthewobwoya1032 4 роки тому

This is Gold

@Frankiarmz 3 роки тому

Great routine, no backing down, speaking the truth and not giving a crap ! Fantastic!!!

@wingman-1977 4 роки тому

His revving up the chainsaw noise killed me.

@MOGGS1942 4 роки тому

" kind of early to be trimming hedges " . This guy is killing me.

@genevieverenaud2537 3 роки тому

I lost it when he said that, it was so funny lol

@Mmmkay.. 2 роки тому

Right out the gate 😂🤝

@camthedestroyer1490 4 роки тому

“Kinda early to be trimming the hedges” KILLED ME 😂

@nmarrs8539 5 років тому

Not just random throats! The right throats! I’m staying at a hotel everybody.

@gossamer999 5 років тому

As someone who works the overnight front desk shift at a hotel I take issue with his joke. You would never hear my screams from the lobby.

@KnickKnackPaddyWack32 5 років тому

Thats because you would be enjoying your time of death . You wortheless piece of shit

@martinmccomb5462 4 роки тому

That's because they would be coming from outside while you were running away as fast as ur girly legs could take you LOL

@gossamer999 4 роки тому

Lol its because the lobby is soundproofed af for weekend wedding parties. clearly yall know nothing about the hotel industry. Lol

@martinmccomb5462 4 роки тому

@@gossamer999 No, no. I was just fckn with you. If you are not licensed and trained to handle a weapon, you should attempt to do what you can to escape from the scene and contact the proper authorities. I apologize for saying girly legs and all. Hope you have a good day.

@gossamer999 4 роки тому

@@martinmccomb5462 I will choose to take girly legs as a compliment and agree with escape. Luckily I know all the best escape routes! :D

@BABD9 Рік тому

Bill Burr is one of the best of all time. Man is fantastic and realistic

@jordankiskaden6139 Рік тому

When Bill started speaking about “taking out people, the right people”… people couldn’t handle it, so he switched to talking about motels.. but tbh he’s speaking the truth but people don’t want to hear that, so he just leaves bread crumbs of info that people need to hear throughout his specials

@loganmurray5643 5 років тому

I love this clip in 2019. "It doesn't matter, she's still gonna win."

@turdferg9703 5 років тому

Haha glad that didn't happen

@jhand294 5 років тому

Trump 2020

@Ellis_Dee25 4 роки тому

Chad Clough Trump declined the salary.

@fernie51296 4 роки тому

Still not much of a difference either way. But conservatives are convinced this guy is the one! And the next democratic president all the liberals will be convinced. And we will just continue this horrible cycle of nothing meaningful actually changing.

@fernie51296 4 роки тому

Justin Centers what has Trump accomplished? And don’t say the economy because we have been in an expansion for the past decade. Job growth is mostly in part time and contracting which it has been since Obama. Swing states are still suffering from lost of manufacturing jobs, racial divide is worse than ever, income inequality has increased non-stop, people are still dying due to inadequate healthcare, our prisons are over crowded, gun violence is non stop, Nazis actually think they have a place in this world, we have done nothing about climate change, and the trade wars have proven completely ineffective. I’m not saying he is the worst president ever, but he has accomplished nothing. He did give a massive tax cut to the rich. Although many presidents have accomplished that, Democrat and Republican.

@bermudaguy1 6 років тому

Tough crowd.

@sirjester2008 6 років тому

bermudaguy1 honestly with bill though (make note he is very funny and one of my favorite comedians) he can go a little to hard for the crowd. I think his best version of this joke is when he “extends an olive branch” and says that the first first husband should also shut the fuck up. Sometimes it’s all about giving the crowd what they want.

@TruthAndReconciliation 6 років тому

SirJester200 i don't even think that's sacrificing very much, it's pretty integral to the joke that he's not discriminating

@sirjester2008 6 років тому

Melt it’s not at all clear that he isn’t. When talking to the crowd you have to be as clear as possible or it may come off as something else. When it’s not clear the crowd WILL tense up and get uncomfortable.

@TruthAndReconciliation 6 років тому

SirJester200 no I was agreeing with you. Burr doesn't sacrifice much of the punch line (rather adds to it) when he extends said olive branch and shows it goes both ways. I'm not easily offendable but I've heard the joke before and it was a bit rough here

@sirjester2008 6 років тому

Melt oh my bad I thought u meant this version not the one I meantioned. Friendly fire I guess. But yea it really isn’t much and I don’t know why he left it out of this one.

@sammuelowens5581 4 роки тому

Great shit

@devencolon1626 2 роки тому

i absolutely love you a voice of logic so rare !!!!

@ambrose_mensch 4 роки тому

He’s obviously a genius, but sometimes I forget how his physical grace enhances the whole thing, because I tend to listen to him-even on UKposts- with headphones only.

@kdogg6781 3 роки тому

def gotta see his mannerisms to get the full effect..

@tiffany4628 5 років тому

2 minutes in and this guy is making me laugh nonstop.🤣🤣 Brilliant.

@mattathiasmacabees6416 4 роки тому

I'm your huckleberry

@billburr9418 Рік тому

Thanks for being a great fans 🙌

@brianmowday7509 Рік тому

All of you guys talking about how he handled a Canadian crowd have obviously never seen how he handled the Philly Incident. Dude insulted the crowd until they loved him. By the end of his set, he got a standing ovation for saying some of the most horrific shit I've ever heard another human say to other people.

@krazyeyedone47 2 роки тому

Those ghost noises really put me on a laughing meltdown 🤣🤣

@Tagenarine1987 4 роки тому

"Trying to scare some accountant into solving my murder" LMFAO

@genevieverenaud2537 3 роки тому

Sounds like the plot of a very bad movie lol

@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 6 років тому

lol, Bill...not even ghosts are safe from his wrath.

@ethanahoia8619 6 років тому

Louis Walker Funny, he’s not even conservative. I don’t even think he labels himself as anything. You’re just pissed cause he’s telling jokes sprinkled with some truth.

@shooglechic 5 років тому

I would LOVE to see a skit where he intimidates spirits and demons into exorcising themselves.