Botanist Answers Plant Questions From Twitter | Tech Support | WIRED
Переглядів 2,005,011
День томуBotanist Joey Santore answers the internet's burning questions about plants! What's the weirdest plant in existence? Why do the leaves change colors in the fall? Can you cross-breed fruits? Why are plant medicines so taboo?
Check out Joey's UKposts channel, Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't - / crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt
Still haven’t subscribed to WIRED on UKposts? ►► wrd.cm/15fP7B7
Listen to the Get WIRED podcast ►► link.chtbl.com/wired-ytc-desc
Want more WIRED? Get the magazine ►► subscribe.wired.com/subscribe...
Follow WIRED:
Instagram ►► / wired
Twitter ►► / wired
Facebook ►► / wired
Get more incredible stories on science and tech with our daily newsletter: wrd.cm/DailyYT
Also, check out the free WIRED channel on Roku, Apple TV, Amazon Fire TV, and Android TV.
ABOUT WIRED
WIRED is where tomorrow is realized. Through thought-provoking stories and videos, WIRED explores the future of business, innovation, and culture.
Botanist Answers Plant Questions From Twitter | Tech Support | WIRED
@o0hotoko0o 2 роки тому
Dude looks tough and sounds tough...grows plants. Love it.
@TheGeekyChef1190 2 роки тому
@@mf-- seconded. Best plant channel
@nunyabiznes33 2 роки тому
@@mf-- thanks for reminding me of the channel
@nunyabiznes33 2 роки тому
Coz he tough like plants!
@heliosheota 2 роки тому
Growing plants are hard tho :')
@flameshadowwolf5387 2 роки тому
He’s both parts of the Florist/Tattoo shop AU
@amelie-3429 2 роки тому
the accent, the tattoos, the plant knowledge, this guy is hitting a lot of switches i didn't know i had 🌞
@dalerimoller272 Рік тому
Haha, right?!
@karlaorourke7554 Рік тому
I agree 😁
@Shooketh__ Рік тому
Ikr!
@jacklyndeans6590 Рік тому
Same!
@Midnightwolf1333 Рік тому
@@canadiangemstones7636 Ohmygod I thought I recognized him!
@danielshadler2138 10 місяців тому
dudes a certified Botanist, Biologist, Chemist, Mycologist, and Ecologist. This is the coolest man I've ever seen.
@whatilearnttoday5295 3 місяці тому
He just knows a Mycologist real well. ;) Alan Rockefeller nice.
@GiantPetRat Рік тому
As someone who's enjoyed his main channel Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't for a few years now, I gotta say it is quite frankly bizarre to see him so clean and collected. Usually he's swearing up a storm about the state of suburban sprawl and stuff like that.
@jonathanboone3156 Рік тому
Right, in this video we didn't get the "the traditional" sign off.
@andyreinisch8734 10 місяців тому
@@jonathanboone3156 anyway, gfy bye
@cameronwulff 4 місяці тому
Is this the same guy?
@ZebraMetal Місяць тому
I was coming here to say the same thing lmao. It's so unfamiliar to see Joey being so calm etc.
@marion957 22 дні тому
don't worry, he hasn't changed lol
@edgarcordova2441 2 роки тому
This man is teaching about plants while dressed all in green and with a lot of plant tattoos. I am very happy about this.
@mf-- 2 роки тому
He has a youtube channel. Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't. There is a link in the video description.
@edgarcordova2441 2 роки тому
@@mf-- omg ur right, thanks!!
@lelandrb 2 роки тому
anyone know what compound is printed on his sweater?
@davepeace603 2 роки тому
@@lelandrb ??
@MrLolwut88 2 роки тому
@@lelandrb I don't know but tagging this in case someone finds out, i'm dying of curiosity
@ShrubSSBU Рік тому
This guy is the definition of "never judge a book by its cover"
@M3h3ndr3 Рік тому
But maybe you should judge him by his cover he has only plant tattos xD
@dongshengdi773 Рік тому
@@M3h3ndr3 Almost everybody understands evolution wrong. they all think it is just chance that plants and animals evolve. Rather it's a combination of many factors including consciousness. a good example would be the evolution of mimicry and defense mechanisms
@leoparathesweekgeeky7244 Рік тому
I mean he has been to jail. This whole episode has been so weird for me because I haven't hear him cuss once lol
@difaauliastanzah Рік тому
well, he's cover like Botany book
@kf9346 Рік тому
Not gonna lie, pretty good cover too
@ClintbordersGOD Рік тому
This guy should be snatched up by a university ASAP. He is 💯 the type of teacher who can reach/inspire students interested in the field.
@mencken8 Рік тому
I could not disagree more. The university environment would do him no good, and I can’t see where his know.edge needs any boosting.
@nycbearff Рік тому
@@mencken8 He'd be a great teacher. Perhaps teach in an extension program where he wouldn't have to deal with all the academic flim-flam.
@robertmcmanus636 Рік тому
@@nycbearff Yeah, he's a natural. Just watch his videos. I doubt he'd want the BS to deal with teaching at any kind of "respectable" institution.
@bonsummers2657 Рік тому
Such students go about it self taught, as Joey did. You, like most people on this comment thread, are drawn to entertainers. Joey's an entertainer in this context.
@shitbag. 11 місяців тому
I've learned a lot more with him being in front of a paywall.
@VLOGERFY Рік тому
The next Pokemon Grass-type gym leader NEEDS to be based off this guy.
@exalmer14 5 місяців тому
Gym leader? This guy deserved to at least be an Elite Four
@cobalt1754 Місяць тому
No way Nintendo would do it based on how Japan views tattoos.
@kootiblu113 2 роки тому
I don't know if this is still the case but Joey said he didn't get paid yet for this video. PAY UP for the great content! He deserves it.
@JaguarBST Рік тому
He looks like a guy you want to pay in time.
@dulcecarbajal5877 Рік тому
Pay the man smh
@eric-qx1us Рік тому
He looks looks like the type of guy who had an teamster uncle who accidentally fell down an elevator shaft onto some bullets.
@mikalamcgowan Рік тому
Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't is his actual YT channel name
@TalynCo Рік тому
Hope he has been by now. Glad for the plug for his own channel too.
@satan4047 2 роки тому
This is the guy we want as a teacher. It'd be cool to have him.
@louievbaby 2 роки тому
He is your teacher
@owk9018 2 роки тому
Sure he whack bad kids, may be
@DuranmanX 2 роки тому
Forget about it
@YourBestFriendSomeWhiteGuy 2 роки тому
@@DuranmanX Ayyyyyyy
@dflatproduction 2 роки тому
I’m proud to contribute as your 666th like.
@LydJaGillers Рік тому
So weird to have him end a video without “gfy bye” 😂. I really liked this one and truly appreciate how it covered so many plant topics. Thanks Joey! You’ve really amped up my appreciation of native plants and now I can’t stop looking for them in every place I go.
@emilyunderscoremarie Рік тому
HAHAH yes I was expecting the gfy bye too. I love him so much!!!!
@davest6044 2 місяці тому
❤Have a good rest of your day! ??? Now I'll spend the rest of my day confused, is this an AI simulator? What have they done with Joe?
@SomethingSeemsOff 11 місяців тому
You guys should have him on again! A part 2 is badly needed!
@ot7stan207 9 місяців тому
No. Not if they don’t pay on time
@keth8947 2 роки тому
This guy is literally the embodiment of breaking down stereotypes. I would have had ZERO idea he would have anything to do with plants, let along be wicked intelligent about it.
@spectral__ 2 роки тому
I would have. 'Cause of all them plant tattoos lolol
@MrEazyE357 2 роки тому
Have you seen his UKposts "Crime Pays Botany Doesn't"?
@HazeLmao 2 роки тому
don’t judge based on appearance come on lol
@MichaelBruceTaos 2 роки тому
Nah, in the real world, intelligent people come in all forms. On the internet however, everyone is convinced the world is composed of nothing but stereotypes.
@ciarahall918 2 роки тому
He’s entirely self-taught.
@keth8947 2 роки тому
I loved that WIRED gave up bleeping him about halfway through.
@ADeeSHUPA 2 роки тому
@@cortisonesss wKwKwK
@kidman2505 2 роки тому
Ahh but he didn't give us his usual sign off either tho. "have a nice day go eff yourself" I was waiting for it the whole time :X lol (His UKposts channel is (Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't")
@philipbutler 2 роки тому
yeah newish youtube rule is you only get striked for swearing in the first 4ish min
@keth8947 2 роки тому
@@philipbutler ahhh, I didn't know that. Interesting
@vectorwolf Рік тому
I love that he's absolutely covered in ink... and it's all botanical. 10/10
@multiplenoirgasm Рік тому
I'm sorry, but did you find the best person to talk to me about plants in the history of man? I want more of this guy.
@SomethingSeemsOff Рік тому
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't is his youtube channel. 90% of his videos he's out there with the plants in the wild showing up close ups and everything, he's awesome! While being even funnier than he was in this video.
@BaileyGoldstein 2 роки тому
I must say Wired you are really doing your homework. I’ve been watching Crime Pays But botany Doesn’t for so long and I feel he’s such a pillar to my UKposts experience. It’s great to know somebody over at big channel like Wired is watching the stuff I’m watching. Much love guys!
@Cyssane 2 роки тому
Yes! I've been following his UKposts channel for a long time. Great job, Wired!
@Nerudah 2 роки тому
Same. So happy to see him here.
@alexschlax5876 2 роки тому
For real!! Love seeing big channels recognize and support smaller channels, makes me like wired even more for doin this, hope they bring him back too!
@sc4ml1kely 2 роки тому
Very shocking to hear him end a video without "go fck yourself, bye"
@Nerudah 2 роки тому
@@sc4ml1kely true, this was a very sanitized version of him lol!
@TiJoe6 2 роки тому
I’m so glad about his message on plant medicine. The “it’s natural, it’s better” mentality drives me insane.
@ns-uo7it 2 роки тому
I had a patient die of a heart attack because he didn’t want to take a statin medication (lowers risk of heart attack) because it’s “not natural, and it’ll interfere with my ginkgo supplement”
@ladylove34 2 роки тому
Same here. I was like, “Preach!” 👏🏿👏🏿
@timmanning5206 2 роки тому
Yes
@theobserver9131 2 роки тому
I love nature, and spend a lot of time there. And no, nature is not nice, even if it is beautiful. Nature mostly wants to eat you. As long as you know that, you can get along fine with nature. It's these fuzz brains that think that nature loves them that go camping and never come back.
@rfldss89 2 роки тому
you should check out his hippie dippie grocery store tour, then. I dont remember if its whole foods or trader joe's, either way its probably up your aisle.
@talco881 2 місяці тому
This man is self-taught. I have followed him for a while. He has grown so much in popularity that schools now turn to him. He even answers someone who asks him how to become a botanist.
@CARATMom Рік тому
Bring him back. We need a part 2
@mf-- 11 місяців тому
Joey Stantore posts UKposts videos as Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't.
@bridgetrose9407 2 роки тому
Joey is fantastic and Wired really should credit his personal youtube channel: "Crime Pays but Botany Doesnt". He's amazing.
@MikkelHojbak Рік тому
His channel is listed near the top in the description.
@luci_datum Рік тому
I KNEW HE SOUNDED FAMILIAR Cpbbd has been one of my most watched channels of this year lol
@Miskinello Рік тому
Oh that's him!!! I've never seen his face before
@theapplekingdom5493 Рік тому
@@Miskinello that's because he's too cute to show on camera.
@bakedbean37 Рік тому
He's great. I love his channel. As soon as he started talking in this I had to double check what channel this was on. Now I'm off to "go f_ _k myself ..!" At least that's what usually happens about now. 🙂
@_ZeroQueen_ Рік тому
I love how he calls himself a mook and then goes into these pretty in depth explanations about plant anatomy and geneology. He also looks great in green and is smashing the idea that smart people can't have tattoos or accents.
@coltonp7149 Рік тому
It’s 2022, that ideology is smashed already. He goes into in depth explanations of botany, ecology, and evolutionary biology… lol. Idk what y’all picture a botanist looking like, but spoilers, we’re just humans lol
@_ZeroQueen_ Рік тому
@@coltonp7149 My comment is based purely on how he called himself a mook. He basically says, "Im a low level/ working class person who isn't very smart" and then goes into a great botany mini lecture. The purposeful juxtaposition speaks to my sense of humor. The last part is based in my own experience being encouraged to code switch, change my hair, and cover up tattoos in order to "look more professional" Professional appearance standards are slowly changing but there is still pressure to soften accents and cover body mods....even in 2022.
@danielggonzalez5785 Рік тому
I cannot imagine a Nobel prize winner (Physics and chemistry, let's say) not having an accent xD.
@simonkoeman3310 Рік тому
@@_ZeroQueen_ he is a low level working class person. This is just his hobby
@mohawk4759 Рік тому
what are u talking about everyone has an accent lol Edit: and tbh most younger botanists i know have tattoos haha
@SwimDudeSwim Рік тому
This guy cut all the BS and kept it so real while discussing plants. Give this man a TV show.
@disdehcet Рік тому
he already has a sucessful youtube channel! www.youtube.com/@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt/
@akogarehouse 6 місяців тому
He has one. It's called: crime pays but botany doesnt. it's amazing
@elkippy 3 місяці тому
He has one, it's called Kill Your Lawn, check it out.
@theBoonarmies Рік тому
Nothing better than an aggressively working class accent dropping extreme knowledge. 10/10, an unbeaten genre, Love it.
@zerjiozerjio 25 днів тому
Yes!!🙌
@kuchennnn 9 днів тому
what does that even mean
@storygirlunknown5008 2 роки тому
“If you wanna get all woo woo about it open up an organic chemistry textbook” might be a new favorite quote lol.
@eliasaquino2152 2 роки тому
To the person who asked how long it takes to grow peyote: The real psychedelic and spiritual journey was the journey to grow it all along.
@jaynelson6228 2 роки тому
Thus guy gets it
@grimble4564 Рік тому
I would love to grow peyote for purely aesthetic and conservatory reasons but yeah growing your own psychedelics really makes a profound difference in the experience
@seanludeman4940 Рік тому
San Pedro grows faster too if that’s what he was looking for but yes the journey of growing is lovely too!
@santiagolazo6800 Рік тому
I didnt catch that question in the video, can someone time stamp it?. (Btw i also grow peyote and san pedros, peyotes grow about 1cm a year they start up their lives with 5 ribs and will add a rib abour every 5 years or so, so you can estimate a peyotes age by the number of ribs. I also graft peyote onto san pedro which makes it grow 1000x faster but it loses its “medicinal” qualities, over all really beautiful plants to grow and stare at
@cai103 Рік тому
Mind blown!!🤯
@TheChefmike66 Місяць тому
What is wrong with me that I am dissatisfied and mildly angry about not being told," GFY bye!"
@imwatchingyousleep Рік тому
I've worked in landscaping and have met several tattooed/rough and tumbled guys who have taught me more about plants than anyone else! One guy could tell you what any type of mushroom was just by looking at it
@bencheevers6693 2 роки тому
This guy was great, everything he said was interesting, his botany knowledge is obviously immense. This is one of the best supports to come out for a while
@mdog86 2 роки тому
Definitely check out his youtube channel Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't if you haven't already, it's incredible
@harrywoodman2988 2 роки тому
he's had a few years in university and then dropped out and was a train conductor for awhile, his other channel is very entertaining but he does have a propensity to have some rather salty adjectives interspersed with the knowledge
@fuxan 2 роки тому
@@harrywoodman2988 sometimes what we all need is a little salt in our communication diet.
@buffnipz 2 роки тому
@@mdog86 Wow I didn't realize this was him!! I guess I should've recognized the voice lol. He's the best.
@feloniousbutterfly 2 роки тому
@@harrywoodman2988 This is accurate but also the reason his channel is so good.
@carfish 2 роки тому
No way! Botany has finally paid!
@XcaptainXobliviousX 2 роки тому
a shocking development
@simeon24 2 роки тому
don’t overwater him though!
@sooocheesy 2 роки тому
actually on his live stream last Sunday he said they still haven't paid him lol
@Arelenedhel Рік тому
@@sooocheesy really????
@Cleosz 5 місяців тому
He's not the idea of "botanist" the most of us have in our minds. And that is awesome.
@broadh2o980 Рік тому
My man got a mushroom question and didn’t blink even though it’s not his field. Mycologist and botanist Love this video as a lover of biogeography and botany.
@3MPR355 2 роки тому
I love a man who says things like, “Plant taxonomy is my favorite subject.”
@marcusjones6098 Рік тому
It's the accent and vivacious intellect that got me like 😏
@mariabaumgartel766 Рік тому
Not one F bomb, what‘s up with dat
@ElusiveTy Рік тому
@@mariabaumgartel766 5:45
@matthewlemes1651 2 роки тому
Crime pays is one of the most underrated channels on youtube. You’re seriously missing out if you haven’t seen Joey’s stuff. GFY
@kathryndeloria1834 2 роки тому
Sure adds to my knowledge and my humor quota…love this guy.
@eLGeeJR 2 роки тому
GFY, bye!
@BDistoshortforahandle 2 роки тому
@@eLGeeJR Right! Wish he threw that in there but I get it... might not be the right platform for that
@user-pt1cz4ot1e Рік тому
I cannot find a single fault with this man. He is perfection. 🥰
@gabrieleriva_bboykappside Рік тому
Horticulture worker here. As a fellow plant lover I perfectly agree with all being said, excellently explained. I'm also really interested in botanics and entomology since it's really important for my job. You learn a lot of great and interesting things about each plant and you can know more about some weeds that grow around us. I'm starting to farm some of them because they are better flowering plants and also clover, because it regrows, has beautiful flowers and helps providing nitrogen to the soil (good for other plants). Also people can surprise you cause they know something you didn't, but you can do the same to them.
@bonsummers2657 Рік тому
You're farming weeds? Just asking, I appreciate weeds, really and truly,… they're good for disturbed soils, vitalizing the soil.
@augustocesarmuniz1614 Рік тому
I love Joey Santore, I've been watching Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't for years now, and I can tell u this guy really knows what he is into. He is so smart and passionate about Botany.
@gardengatesopen Рік тому
🌵 My favorite botanist. 🌿
@ceIIardoor Рік тому
He rules!
@stephenpmurphy591 Рік тому
Changed my peoples perception of botany! He's doing amazing things with his You Tube channel.
@Mikishots Рік тому
I bought a book he recommended called Botany In A Day. Best money I ever spent.
@waynejohnson1786 10 місяців тому
I’m gonna watch just based off that title 😂
@Retroglamamour 2 роки тому
14:50 _“Open up a f*ckin Organic Chemistry textbook, you know, rather than watching some hippy snake oil salesman on UKposts”_ 🤣😂 I love this guy.
@racingpig7458 2 роки тому
Yep gotta be my fav part.
@peachesaupear8455 15 днів тому
So true and that they forgot to bleep it surprised me lol
@McFunnyBone Рік тому
Dude it's amazing to see how far this man has come, just spreading the knowledge of botany. I remember watching his videos years ago and he was in Chicago going over ditch weed and other plants thriving in strange neglected places. Now getting a slot with a WIRED is pretty fuckin tight to see.
@triplecastsleep1924 11 місяців тому
There's something absolutely delightful of an "old mook" being this well educated and articulate. Fantastic video.
@fnorazril 2 роки тому
Been watching Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't for years now and am glad to see Joey here. Will say, to all you seeing him for the first time here. This is him being tame, like, incredibly tame. Go check him out for a riotous good time and lots of learning.
@pasta-and-heroin 2 роки тому
you convinced me, im heading to his channel after this. seems like a top bloke
@fnorazril 2 роки тому
He is a great guy. Super knowledgeable and incredibly crass with his humor. Travels to a lot of really interesting places and gushes about the plants and geography.
@smgp2023 Рік тому
Thank you! Was looking for this comment.
@AssistantLeaflet Рік тому
Me too man freaking love this guy cheers
@CHEVYCAMARO4GEN Рік тому
Same this is why I couldn’t believe it was him, not enough cursing tho
@sethpurifoy6025 2 роки тому
Having watched Joey’s channel for a while, that was certainly a begrudged “Have a nice rest of your day.”
@ReebWilsoh 2 роки тому
haveanicedaygofuggyurselfbye.
@lukeeagles1756 2 роки тому
Walking his daag by the baag "Go F yourself bye." xD
@jaredknapp8886 2 роки тому
Gfy
@delishuspear 2 роки тому
Lmaoooo yuhh
@bootsanator 2 роки тому
Have a great rest of your day..........gfys.............bye
@alscritters156 Рік тому
22:38 love this! So many people think anything end with a “-ist” you have to have a degree in it. But it’s just someone who studies plants. Anyone can be a botanist, you just gotta enjoy the subject of botany and be knowledgeable
@insaydnb Рік тому
I love this guy I don't know half tf word he says but sure gets me more interested
@harrisonbrand8985 2 роки тому
this guy got me into botany over 2 1/2 years ago, and gave such a great model for learning botany and natural sciences without necessarily being in higher education.
@tainoroyal6585 2 роки тому
Same! His getting started video is great. I got the books he recommended too
@madamemara9129 2 роки тому
I've watched this dude for ages. Love that he's been picked up by wired for a video. Make his videos a regular thing!
@kelliesaunders4905 2 роки тому
Where do you see his videos?? I am now hooked. Will be searching UKposts!!
@madamemara9129 2 роки тому
@@kelliesaunders4905 Crime pays, but botany Doesn't is the channel name. it's linked in the description
@kelliesaunders4905 2 роки тому
@@madamemara9129 thank you so much! I finally got myself together and figured it out lol I am a big fan of learning plants.
@darkmann12 2 роки тому
Yeah was mad stoked to see his face on the thumbnail!
@theForrestGalantey 11 місяців тому
Love this channel. Thank you Joey for hanging in there and creating a place for us all to become engaged in botany.
@rainysunflower384 Рік тому
Dude is such a good teacher, so much fascinating knowledge.
@Aiba271 2 роки тому
out of ALL botanists, you chose Joey Santore. THANK YOU. Dreams do come true.
@andrewsjocelyn 2 роки тому
Hands down my favourite episode in the series yet. I love the way this man talks. Between his casual use of scientific vocabulary without dumbing down and clear concise responses juxtaposed with his 'fuhgeddaboudit' affect, swearing and tattoos... I'm all in. I'd take his masterclass in hot minute. More like this! 👍
@jjrichards1099 2 роки тому
You're in luck because he does do online masterclasses every so often, though they are not free. But he has a buckload of free and super informative content on his channel Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't, where he's out in the field showing all kinds of plants and teaching all about them. Check it out!
@claytonfs 2 роки тому
He also tends to ham up the Chicago accent on his channel, which I think is funny.
@Blakearmin 2 роки тому
Go watch his channel. He's great! Been watching him for years. Travels all over the world and talks about plants. But much more colorfully.
@latashastrahan4297 2 роки тому
Perfect synopsis of his videos! I 💯% agree with you 😄
@latashastrahan4297 2 роки тому
@@claytonfs lol....is that Chicago?!😄
@KauaiDee Рік тому
I didn’t even realize I wanted to know all those things but he presented the info in such an absorbable and entertaining way, it was impossible to not enjoy this video.
@Matoakas 27 днів тому
Ey, Wired. This have to be, of all the amazing experts, the chillest due you've ever had on. It's so cool to see sort of a Mafioso speaking, and looking dude, with the accent and all, and the sort of slangy, chill language and behaviour, and the dude just LOOOVES plants! It is just amazing!
@thestereoclub6735 2 роки тому
Wired- very smart move. This needs to be a regular feature. Your audience gets the usual high quality content despite missing the dogs, most of the f-bombs, Joey's alter ego and his heartfelt signoff. His channel is a long form banger.
@dalerimoller272 Рік тому
I second this. More Joey, please!
@merrickv2028 2 роки тому
I can't believe you got Joey on here. This guy is so underrated
@genevieveyork7275 2 роки тому
I hope his channel blows up after this, he deserves it
@JohnB-yy4wg Рік тому
His channel is the best. He talks in a way I don't mind listening to on a subject I never thought about. Real in the best way possible.
@awatifbentahar 8 місяців тому
This is probably my favourite episode so far - Joey is so charismatic and those answers so clear! Talk about a stylish delivery too! Definitely makes me want to learn more about this subject :)
@Green.Country.Agroforestry 2 роки тому
Saw Joey in the thumbnail, had to click. As a generalist, I combine plants, animals, and geology to form intentional self sustaining ecosystems that human beings are a part of, so I have SOME knowledge of Botany .. but Mr. Santore is a proper botanist, and entertaining to listen to as well. He often reveals things that I either didn't know, or hadn't thought about in a while .. and that makes me better at MY job. National treasure, this guy.
@Hannah-zc8gn Рік тому
So like a larger scale vivarium?
@G8tr1522 Рік тому
as a generalist? a what? what do you do??
@thepervertedmonk2353 Рік тому
Generalist, ilike that
@mokko759 2 роки тому
I would love to take a botany class headed by this man. Knowledgeable, factual but so very worldly. No pretentiousness. I love it.
@PromorteD Рік тому
He has some online sessions on his channel crimepaysbutbotanydoesn't
@naomikriss5208 Рік тому
He should do a master class. I’d take it.
@clo8624 Рік тому
I feel like I have learned so much Joey is clear, concise and his manner is so lovely Like I'm so new to this topic but I never felt lost or unclear when he explained I really enjoyed this one
@hardtfilms Рік тому
Must say I love how straight forward all this ppl are on these interviews, so I can stay up all night looking for random information.
@shortydoowop1128 2 роки тому
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't is one of greatest online joys. I could listen to this guy read a stack of restaurant menus.
@SparksFly87 2 роки тому
Here's another reason why I love this guy. He's a straight shooter because @13:25 he breaks it down like it is. And even though I love plant medicine myself. I hate the recklessness with which it's handled and consumed in the psychonaut community. Because it's honestly really irresponsible, and there's a lot of misinformation that gets spread around and thought of as truthful. I'm always amazed at his wealth of information and I *love* his Chicago accent too. It feels comforting like our hometown 😃❤️
@no1hypocrite 2 роки тому
crime pays but botany doesn't is his UKposts page, great stuff.
@upaiaq Місяць тому
I appreciate it when Joey interjects with a scientific name/term and then explains what it means.
@victorialee1957 Рік тому
If my plant anatomy prof had been half as interested as Joey then maybe I wouldn't have been half asleep in class.
@Jmavaro1 2 роки тому
Wired should just be called “everything that’s interesting.” Your content is so consistently awesome!
@jlzombiecat 2 роки тому
I've been watching his UKposts channel for about two years now and the way he rattles off scientific names and rants about human encroachment on natural habitats is fantastic. Also, the way he talks to and about plants is pleasantly naughty, hilarious and all around awesome.
@scumbaag 6 місяців тому
Crime Pays but Botany Doesnt
@thylacoleonkennedy7 28 днів тому
7:09 I studied evolutionary biology at uni and wrote an essay on the plants of New Caledonia. The plants there are an amazing example of how geology can influence the diversity of plants; the soil has many areas with incredibly high levels of heavy metals interspersed with areas of other concentrations and the plants have had to adapt to tolerate that. Totally different plant communities can be separated by distances of a couple of hundred metres, and it's really fascinating!
@Nanigross 2 роки тому
Joeys about to get those tv deals I’m so stoked to see him succeed
@SomethingSeemsOff 2 роки тому
I think he will be careful about what gigs or endorsements he takes. If you've watched his videos for a long time you probably know how he feels about all that. But I agree! Him and his brand are really starting to grow which is awesome to see!
@Nanigross 2 роки тому
@@SomethingSeemsOff I'm just happy to see him doing well 🤘
@dasutin 2 роки тому
Absolutely loved this video, the charisma on this man is insane.
@richardduarte9118 2 роки тому
He's got an awesome UKposts channel. Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't.
@arnorrian1 2 роки тому
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t is his channel. Great stuff.
@pickledbomber 11 місяців тому
if you close your eyes its like rocket racoon is telling you about plants.
@AJ-ez5ul 27 днів тому
😂
@laurenjohnson5880 Рік тому
The most facts listed out in a 26 minute period ever! Fascinating, I loved everything about this!
@brandihein5585 Рік тому
This guy and the Mortician Support guy, the vibes are just perfect and they seem really excited to share what they know.
@crushivintage 2 роки тому
Joey Santore literally got me into growing because of his channel. He's a great teacher and great character. A good and wonderful sharing man. Learning while laughing. Wonderful. I'm on my second year garden and growth.
@viagra5207 Рік тому
growing what
@stefanydethling7964 5 місяців тому
Tech Support videos (WIRED) are so interesting and entertaining, love them, and this one might the best one yet. Mr Santore really knows his stuff and the language is easy to understand. Got me really wanting a plant right now.
@gordonwolf9336 Рік тому
I appreciate your practical approach to applying your knowledge.
@devsullivan 2 роки тому
I really enjoyed how Joey regularly used technical terms, and then explained them in layman's words. This made the video so enjoyable and educational. Awesome, thank you!
@somedudewithaface3336 Рік тому
My understanding of why Durian smells so bad is that in its natural habitat there's a large range between trees. The primary consumer of the fruit in the wild is the Orangutan. So the extreme smell is a way for the fruit to be easily found, consumed, and the seeds spread
@ub-4630 Рік тому
Do they smell "bad" tho? I always thought they just have a strong smell. Strong smell doesn't necessarily mean bad smell. Just a smell but with higher intensity.
@LunarForte 11 місяців тому
@@ub-4630 People who aren't familiar with the scent often describe it as meaty and rotten smelling when they first smell it. I thought it smelled like old urinal cakes and porta-potty, in my experience!
@Icanfigureitoutintime Рік тому
Seriously buddy you're a really devout plant guy. Really admirable. All the best to your career!
@lzbush407 Рік тому
This makes my botany/ecology heart happy! I studied this in college, and it's been some time, but I love being reminded of what I learned, and still know.
@AsheeBree 2 роки тому
Been watching Joey since he was 1000 subscribers. Could listen to this guy all day even tho I'm not a plant enthusiast myself.
@andybaldman 2 роки тому
He’s about to get a huge bump in subs. I’ve been there since about 25k. He’ll be at a million someday easily.
@MrDuLukes 2 роки тому
This dude sounds like he's in the mafia, heavily tattooed like a movie villain, shows attitude like a mobster, and totally explained quite a lot of my plant keeping failures. Love it.
@coltonp7149 Рік тому
So he is a villain, a mobster, and must be a criminal due to having tattoos. Got that racism on a low simmer, huh bud.
@boomdoom2596 Рік тому
It ain’t racism, it’s stereotype. And you can blame the movies for that, not this person. Plus they specifically said “like ~”, implying that he is not those things, but has the same charm they would.
@boomdoom2596 Рік тому
@Colton Price, also, it’s not odd to give someone a second check just because they have tattoos. If you look at onsen (“bath houses” I think it’s translated to?), they usually won’t allow anyone with a tattoo in due to them having too much of a relation with the Japanese Yakuza. You may be able to slip on by if you’re a foreigner and “gaijin smash” your way in but even then they have the right to turn you down.
@pineapple7024 Рік тому
@@coltonp7149 Notice that he uses the word “like” and you used the word “is.” When the word “like” is used comparatively, it is a literary device known as a simile. Very weird how you tweaked the original comment to say what you wanted it to say
@coltonp7149 Рік тому
Why are y’all still talking? I didn’t invite conversation, I just stated a fact. Move on?
@gimmyyy Рік тому
Soon as he got to the leaves changing color I dropped everything and paid so much attention. It’s my favorite thing about autumn.
@PoshMurder Рік тому
I'm in the process of getting my qualifications up, and next year I'm hoping to get into a Botany course. This video reaffirmed my confidence. I've been interested in this for a while, alongside many other things of course, though I feel as though a structured environment would be better for me to learn more; I'm glad that Joey didn't put that down, and considered the individual. Joey seems like a lovely person, and incredibly knowledgeable. I wish him the best.
@markmallecoccio4521 2 роки тому
More of this guy. I want to just sit and have a beer or five with him and ask him everything about plants.
@andybaldman 2 роки тому
Subscribe to his channel called ‘Crime Pays but Botany Doesn’t’. He has 500 videos.
@mecynogea 2 роки тому
Joey Santore is an amazing inspiration. This dude absolutely rocks and I'm glad to see him increase his platform.
@nellis9377 13 днів тому
I adore this man. I could sit here and listen to him for hours just absorbing knowledge. I sincerely hope he teaches. I really really hope he does
@Laserblade 3 дні тому
Well Done Joey! I love the authenticity you exude, thanks for the lesson!
@qiixing 2 роки тому
i really love how even if some of the questions were really basic and not as complex, he still gives really detailed answers without caring about how simple/easy the question might seem
@LukeMcGuireoides Рік тому
He is a brilliant teacher. Best of all anyone with yt can tale his classes for free
@Heaeven 2 роки тому
His channel is amazing. He has an unbelievable amount of knowledge on each plant he identifies. It’s fricken off the charts! He got me through the pandemic, got me interested in my own local environment. He is a gem!
@DaneMind Рік тому
got me through the pandemic too!!
@Stankboi Рік тому
I love this guy’s accent, its the perfect example of a “FUGGEDABOUDIT” semi- New Yorker/Italian American accent
@Summergaze 2 дні тому
I know I’m 2 years late, but bring this guy back. He’s awesome
@dillonconner9751 Рік тому
Dude, I could listen to Joey the Sage Santore talk about plants for hours. By far, this is the most amazing video I’ve watched in a long while. I like the articulate and focused responses he gave which were juxtaposed with his accent, attitude, and tattoos. #1 contender for all-time Botany Badass. Love the passion and wisdom. Chefs kiss
@MrsAlexisAgnew2019 Рік тому
I got you! 🤙🏼 Here’s his channel: ukposts.info
@uncletrash8770 9 місяців тому
Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't my dude
@2high686 2 роки тому
I spent 2020 lockdown evenings getting high and cleaning my kitchen, listening to Joey drone on about plants. Phenomenal times
@joewiard8006 Рік тому
This dude is really articulate and his answers are great! Nice video
@katiekane5247 Рік тому
My single Patreon , Joey Santoro. He's the real deal.
@Nikkiflausch 2 роки тому
The coolness and chill of this guy makes me feel seen as a plant parent who's neither lonely nor a mass murderer
@Jack13001 2 роки тому
Please more Joey. One of the best scientific educators out there
@Seer-Of-Lies_Giver-Of-Mutiny 11 місяців тому
@ Joey Santore good to see you getting the publicity you deserve. Keep teaching, show the children authenticity and knowledge.
@emoore29681 11 місяців тому
This is easily one of my favorite Tech Support videos! Bring this guy back if he's willing - I could listen to him talk about plants for hours.
Lex Fridman
Переглядів 3 млн
Слідство.Інфо | Розслідування, репортажі, викриття
Переглядів 178 тис.
Ветерани космічних військ
Переглядів 533 тис.
Ветерани космічних військ
Переглядів 508 тис.
Vanity Fair
Переглядів 1,5 млн
Insider
Переглядів 2,8 млн
НедоNews
Переглядів 24 тис.
MaxxPC
Переглядів 549 тис.
Thebox - о технике и гаджетах
Переглядів 64 тис.