"Did you get a cult?" -tommyinnit, 2020

Hypixel: bruh pls no teaming Technoblade: *_G O O N S_*

Hearing him say "so long losers" in one part was both hilarious and heartwrenching. Technoblade never dies.

he made such a huge impact on everyone . RIP to the best minecraft content creator to exist

“If there’s anything I’ve learned from Hypixel Skyblock, it’s that, if you have a problem, the answer…is SLAVERY”.

Goon victim: “uhm what’s going on???” Techno: “don’t worry about it” *relax*

like a lot of people here, binge watching all of techno’s old videos. rest in peace blood god, you will be missed

"They were the best goons a man could ever ask for" "He was the most amazing kid anyone could ask for"

"When I wanna cyberbully someone I have to do it with my hands" Techno-2020

Hypixel: No Teaming Technoblade: It's not teaming if I hired them.

Seeing these videos now truly hurts, I'm on the verge of crying. I will truly miss Technoblade forever. I hope that you rest in peace Techno

Rest in Peace nerd. You've earned it. One last time. Technoblade never dies. Thanks for everything. Blood for the Blood God. Rest In Peace.

“Always have an army of goons,” -Sun Tzu, Art of War

We had " MEN IN BLACK " Now we have *PIGS IN BLACK*

I keep hoping that this is all just a giant prank, but I'm pretty sure I'm just in denial rest in peace, bloody god. you're so, so loved by so many people.

I'm almost waiting for that "SIIIIKE, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!" But it will only remain half true; he isn't dead, not yet, not until we forget him and everything he built up, pouring blood, sweat, and tears into his goals, eventually reaching true success. When I found this channel, it had roughly 300,000 subscribers. This is only really significant because it came before the Big Boom of July, 2019, where he saw a rise from the thousands to tens of thousands of subscribers per day. Even prior, I thought he would become one of those 'big start youtubers', who, through determination, effort, and a real passion for becoming a big content creator, stand against the rest, who see longstanding success through their drive and energy. But you know what? He stood out from even those people in the end. Behind that contrarian mix of overconfidence and humility, he was incredibly driven; as a UKpostsr, as a Streamer, as a Gamer, as a Skywars Player, and also, I have no doubt, as a friend and family member. He never forgot his roots, nor did he forget his goal- no, he always shot higher. I won't remember him as a famous UKpostsr; I'll remember him as the small content creator with big goals, and more importantly, the drive to achieve them. For those of you who have doubts about something, anything; see what can be done with the drive and commitment to do it. Technoblade didn't give up; not once. He didn't give up during The Great Potato War, simply to prove he could beat out everyone else. He didn't so much as falter when he was tied 4-4 with Dream and would have needed to win twice in a row to win. Nobody could take his bedwars world-record winstreak away from him but himself in the end. Then there's the time where he poured his heart and soul into Minecraft Monday, literally earning a world record in Ace Race and beating out a majority of the competitors as part of his true debut. But in the end, the only thing that could beat Technoblade, was death itself. He didn't give up even then. My heart goes out to Technoblade's family and friends. If even 0.1% of the world had as much passion and drive for doing what they love as Technoblade did, then the world would be a much better place. Sincerely, one of those nerds.

The word “goons” doesn’t even feel like a word anymore

Skeppys bodyguards: *immediately betray him* Techno’s Goons *don’t betray him even when bribed*

When your standards for goon hiring are so high, that it turns out one of them was Bhopping.

Screw the saying, "Pigs don't fly." Spread your wings, Technoblade. Fly high into the stars. Thank you for all your content and the ways you made us laugh. o7

Everyone: wow techno changed the thumbnail and title to have Phil and Tommy Deo:

hypixel: wont let technoblade start a pig guild technoblade: time for master plan 2

I love watching Technoblade bully children

Techno is the only person that can cyber bully people and not getting hated for it lol

MinecraftGoon6 uploaded a new video: "Why i left"

For the people wondering why he changed the thumbnail: Techno realized his decision to change thumbnails in the potato war 3 video got him 2 free million views, therefore he changed this thumbnail as well for free views, this was his trick to bamboozle us to get him more views, this was his was masterplan all along.

now everybody's your goon technoblade... Everybody wants you back

Bro was gooning before it was cool

techno is just so powerful instead of having his goons protect him, he protects them instead

*techno:* hires goons to protect him *also techno:* protects his goons instead

He was so young. He has brought the battle to a tie, when you die the cancer dies with him, techno never looses

i can't believe this was three years ago :(

I think Techno just likes the word goons.

MinecraftGoon6: so when are we getting paid? Technoblade: So it’s treason then

Goon 6: when i we getting paid Techno:That is an excellent question

"Pigs don't fly" is a load of bullshit. Fly high, king. RIP Technoblade.

"My goons are getting owned!"- Every main antagonist ever

Technoblade hired the goons so he can protect them.

Who is rewatching after the news

The same as almost everyone else. Watching all techno's old videos again. Long live the blood god o7

Plot twist: techno still has no friends and all the goons are just his alt accounts and he is multitasking and controlling them on separate computers.

Today mark a year since technoblade died, this was my favorite of his video. I remember recreating this goon think on bedwars with some of my friends, definitely doing it again soon just for fun

The Goons will never forget their amazing boss!!

Nobody: Technoblade: reupload thumbnail and descriptions. UKposts: Let's recommend this again.

Petition to make dream do speedrun while fighting techno goons

Man, re-watching this years later with a entirely different definition of the word “goon” changes your perspective ALOT.

he’s gooning

RTGame: *technoblade is murdering everybody.* Technoblade: *hires goons to do the murdering for him* also Technoblade: *still has to partake in the murdering*

When you're his neighbor and all you hear is, "gooooooons my goooooons".

Laughed everytime he said goons

im still crying

The only time Techno shows joy in his voice is when he's murdering people

this is basically just techno recreating that one time where he got targeted in Minecraft mondays

2020-"They were the best goons a man could ever ask" ~Technoblade 2022-"He was the most amazing kid anyone could ever ask for" ~Technoblade's Dad R.I.P 👑

I'm gonna watch him even after hes gone, long live our king

I counted that he said the word “goon” 63 times.

Imagine Techno in a second MC Mondays and all his goons joined

Rest in peace King. Rest in peace...

Still makes me smile. Love coming back and rewatching these videos

Idk how many people saw this but in philza’s chat, someone said, “tricknoblade”

Imagine being on Hypixel and then seeing Techno and his *goons* charging towards you.

Plot twist: Techno was just playing on 11 different PC's.

Im rewatching everything. Its so sad that he had to die so young

Technoblade: changes title and thumbnail About 1.3 million people: interesting

this used to be called "I hired goons in minecraft" but techno change title to get more views

There is something comical about 10 pigs in suits with shades under command of the King Pig charging someone

R.I.P Techno. You will always be in our hearts. “Technoblade never dies.” ❤️

This techno Vs Tommy fight can be compared to 11 grown men drop kicking a small child

LandonMC: Gets banned for crossteaming Technoblade: YES

I think he just enjoyed saying goons

I laugh and cry same time.

So...Techno has officially become a supervillain. That’s nice. So proud of him.

Tomorrow is the 1 year anniversary of 12 minecraft goons losing their jobs.

Rest In Peace Friend. 🐷 👑

Me just bawling my eyes out while watching all his old video all wishes for you and your family hope yall are doing well

After watching this video the word 'goons' doesn't feel like a word anymore.

after watching this vid, "goons" doesn't even sound like a word anymore

2 years later: *cries inside*

technoblade - bullying philza with his goons also technoblade - bullying the goons for bullying philza those that makes sense? i dunno

Imagine if this is how the Dream Duel went, the gates open and dozens of goons just come out and kill Dream.

“Bullying tommyinnit & ph1lza with my goons” *sad timedeo noises*

Rip Fly high buddy. Fly high

I still don’t understand, how was he not more popular? His vids are so good it’s almost the only thing I re watch

My friends: Whats your favorite anime? Me: *its complicated*

Techno’s really out here optimising the views on a 10-month old video with a new thumbnail and title

Anyone else here re-watching his vids, to remember the good old days

im finally going back and rewatching his uploads... rest in peace.

"Dont worry about it tommy it will be fine" "OH MY-" Yes tommy it will be fineeeeeee

Pov: you clicked because the thumbnail and title is different

We will always remember you techno o7

Anyone else rewatching all his videos?

4:06 There was genuine fear in Tommy’s voice

Philza's chat when they see Techno absolutely dominate: Wow! So cool! That was clean! Techno's chat when they see Techno absolutely dominate: Pfffft, pathetic, he couldn't even do it with a steering wheel using one arm while balancing an elephant on his other arm

When techno is gone, but I'm still watch he's video over over over over again:) 🕊

Anyone else binging all of these?

He was intimidating enough already, now there’re more.

1 second in and techno’s already flexing with his subcount

i never had anything to do with this particular minecraft scene but since i heard of his passing i cant stop watching these videos and i can really feel how much nostalgia this must be for the kids who grew up watching him. and idk watching this might be the best way to get a feeling for who he was and what he meant to people. and im just glad this is available on here for everyone bc with most online personalities who die you never even know who they even were while still feeling really sad about their death.

We need art of the goons watching technos coffin. So his battle with God is not interrupted.

-So when are we getting paid? (All the other goons turn around to stare at him) (Thud sound effect) -excellent question