I feel you

😂😂

_lmao_

Congrats you got pinned

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Plot twist it's not that they don't know them it's just that their electrical system is broken

A R My dad had a (petrol) Bimmer with pretty much no electrics.

As a BMW owner I'm not sure what you mean, is it on the same stick I use to keep my highbeams on 24/7? For visibility of course

hahahahaahah

He basically did with the blinker fluid segment lol

Ahhh own a Chevy ehh?

The mechanic replaced my car's piston return springs but I'm pretty sure they were still good, they were replaced like 2 months before that already.

Everyone thinks they're funny haha muffler bearings... Germans have forever referred to muffler hangers or exhaust system hangers as muffler bearings as they bear the weight of the muffler. Just so as you have a good can of wire smoke to put it back in. We are all good.

@@pbgd3 there's actually muffler bearings now. They are a thing.

@@the1whokill518 cmon man read it.

The glitch was removed haha

They patched it

Sounds like something Congressman AOC would say.

😂😂😂

What dose abs stand gor

@@fuckyouhoenigga4886 Anti lock braking system, it's what keeps your tires from skidding if you brake really hard.

Joey Marcum it lets the wheels move a bit to regain traction. If you just stopped your wheels you could lose traction and keep skidding forward if you’re going fast enough and you stop hard enough.

Is he a former VW employee 😂

Ive been deleting codes, driving for 15 miles, then take it for inspection. been working past 2 years.

@@arceyes lmao

@@FALCORTON i usually delete mine before i head to the shop lmao

Or just get lucky like me, my father did my Inspection for 2021 on my 03 chevy suburban, I was right in front of him it didn't throw the code, I passed the 2021 inspection with no cats.

They didn't though. For one, they were talking about 4WD not 4x4. 4x4 just describes how many wheels are on the car, and how many can get power. i.e. awd subaru wrx has 4 wheels and they can all be powered, so it is 4x4, fwd corolla has 4 wheels but only two can get power so it is 4x2, trucks and tank-things can get funky with 6x4 and stuff. 4WD entails four powered wheels that are permanently locked or (more often) can be locked. In the second case, it is basically awd most of the time, but when the differentials are locked, even power will go to wheel in a pair. Without a centre-locking differential the power transmitted to the front and back pairs can differ even while each pair is locked, but most 4WD cars have a centre-locking diff that makes sure each wheel gets the exact same power regardless of the grip differences. AWD just means all wheels can get power (I believe it is also always full-time - i.e. you can't switch to 4x2), but only has open or limited slip differentials (I don't know if they can have locking centre differentials) so you can't technically give equal power to each wheel. I know this is confusing as hell. Here's some examples (the details are in a heirarchal order): Toyota Prado -4x4 -4WD -technically also AWD Honda Civic -4x2 -fwd Toyota Rav4 -4x4 -AWD

Car companies like hyundai and kia just put 4wd on their awd cars(and japanese people calls every 4x4 4(yon)wd) even jeep put 4x4 on their awd cars. it's hard to tell if it is classic 4x4 or just awd these days

@@iMernerner no, I think you just don't know what the terms mean. respectfully. 4x4 and awd and 4wd mean different things

@@rolls_8798 car companies does not care

@@rolls_8798 1. The term AWD is used interchangeably with 4WD outside North America. As a result, some people will say a Lambo has 4WD, even though it uses a system that's really AWD if you want to make that distinction. 2. Drive systems that apply torque to all 4 wheels at least some of the time can vary widely, and manufacturers don't always follow the "rules" when marketing a vehicle as AWD or 4WD. Typically speaking, AWD vehicles are designed for slippery roads first and off-road applications second, and 4WD vehicles flip that prioritization around. In most cases, a 4x4 car (hatchback, coupe, sedan/saloon, wagon/estate, etc.) will be AWD; a 4x4 pickup truck will be 4WD (though exceptions exist), and a 4x4 SUV can commonly be either one.

Me who thought I was a car person and still can't figure out what blinker fluid is:

Me who’s not a car person knowing what blinker fluid is....and not falling for it lol

@@taylorbongiorno9825 blinker fluid doesn’t exist, it’s a prank for people who don’t know anything about cars. Seriously, I’ve seen people selling “blinker fluid” online, so don’t fall for it. Your blinkers are electronically controlled.

@@Richie6098 lol dude Ik XD that's why I said I wasn't falling for it. and really! no way do people think that break light light means they need blinker fluid LOL. and since that comment I have been slowly getting into the car scene :)

@@taylorbongiorno9825 lol I’m sorry I thought I replied to the other dude who said he didn’t know what blinker fluid was.

Lmfao

Godly comment

Bruuuuuuhhh lol

that is the best

Got a subaru ay

Might wanna change out those muffler bearings while you're at it. Luckily enough my budy "Dirty Derk" has a special deal out right now.

matthew kovich by any chance do you know a good summer air dealers? I need new air in my head gasket setup.

@@nick-mx4bz I don't have summer air for head gaskets but we have a premium deal right now for changing out the seasonal fluid in your tires, it helps quite a bit with performance.

@@Wendi_The_Goon sounds good, my window catalytic convertor delete has been making noise and that might be the problem

@@nick-mx4bz 😂👍

shhhhhh they'll hear you

where can i buy it.

03evo8 4g63 should be easy to find they usually next to the brass magnets

You can usually find it in places that sell long weights

Got one, was right next to the transmission sand.

Really? They have those now? I'm a Lefty, I used the Weird Green Scissors in Grade School, but if they have like a Full Lefty Tool Set, I'd LOVE That! So tired of using Tools Made for "Righties"... This is the type type of company to encourage!

Delete this 😂

Lol I'm actually a little worried someone is going up take it seriously

What are you talking about Its bad not to change your blinker fluid every 6 months ?

@@christopherhall1729 what are you crazy 6 months I thought it was 3 years or 50,000 miles but I guess having a well maintained blinker system is not a bad thing

They will learn the hard way when they get laughed at by the clerk at advance auto parts

This ruined the joke for me before I watched it I hate when people do this

@@Ohsnapboi mf then watch the video before scrolling the comments

What time😭

@@imamabdulrahim8632 1:55

That shit was funny as hell

Agreed

You mean reloading his vision

Also he didn't mention H for boxer when he was talking about the engines😞

170k on my 07 WRX, never had a head gasket issue. Turbo seals died and burnt a valve but no headgaskets lol. I do however have a built block and heads now.

@@K20_EM1 give it ~30k :) sold my first car at 199k for 450 when it started making milkshakes. (and rod knock and valve tick and no e brake and it leaked everything except trans/wiper/diff fluid and had more rust than steel and..... Well you get the point) I'll miss that 1999 subaru impreza outback "sport"

Tyler woodring got some MLS gaskets and ARP studs everywhere, should be ok with 30psi and my gtx3576 gen2 😈

This is the mark of a Subaru? I was thinking about one but now...

Low and slow bro🤘😎

This sounds like an epic plan.

Dont forget the a traktor culture from sweden just search a-traktor on google

@@bossebildoktornandersson331 volvo gang

Nuker_14 volvo gang indeed

James I haven’t but the ones on my 22re are about shot, I’ll give them a try!

They also have piston return springs that are pretty gud.

For real my blinkers are so fluid it’s unbelievable. Best investment I’ve ever made

Is blinker fluid actually real? Cuz now I’m confused

@@benjaminrios5235 🙃

ChrisFix can fix anything!!

@erma bigdill Wait are you for real?

soapy wooder

I used to think the Exhaust Fluid gag was very punny. Until my boss made me actually go top it off in one of our diesel International delivery trucks. What insanity next? Packing wiper bearings with grease?

Do you guys know about the piston springs?

Wu tang war whistles 😂

Nagasaki noisy boi

I thought that was the rotory?! Lol

Ying yang spinny thang

The kabuki toot.

Mobile Terminaluser So very true

Only brand I buy

@Mobile Terminaluser "chines"

Was hoping he covered the short throw dipstick.

cant believe they didnt mentioned how to fix it in chris fix it's video would have been believable

Rip to anyone to believes it lol

@@nickcho0425 What are you talking about? BMW drivers run low on it all the time.

nephyril and audi drivers, and lexus drivers

This is the stupidest guy ive ever watched not everything he said is right

@@brandongardner1183 ok

17:00

It'll probably end up in another video because you also have vvt-i and vtec. Even though they're basically the same. He could explain the differences. Hopefully he does and it'll be sick

Yeah I found out about vtec aka variable valve timing he definetly should covered it

Aswelll VVTL-I

@@christopherhall1729 Variable valve Timing and lift Electronic Control You mean right? VVT is variable valve timing.

Thank u

cool

Doing gods work

A fucking legend

You're not afraid of a potential 1-star review and get told off by your boss?

Hrsprs*

Obviously that's a slang term for a Whipple supercharger

@@jayvette8936 It is now

😂 Love it lol

I'm actually gonna say this someday and see if ppl figure it out. Also, same with abbreviations if u make one and say it with confidence ppl are probably gonna start using it

hHahahahah facts

I actually learned something too! I was wondering what blinker fluid is and everyone laughed when I asked them so I'm glad he explained what it is.

Yes

frrrr

I definitely clicked this going "Okay if there's a term on here I didn't already know, imma be pissed."

"rod knock" is when you can't fill the hole. If you catch my drift.

That’s a standard feature on all Subarus

@@alouiciousdeverdander9152 Thats a standard feature on people that doesnt care about their cars*

@@Luck-jl3hp But mostly Subaru flat 4s*

@Meme Man Almost, correct

James Grandone or “that’ll do the trick”

Or at 200k miles "the motor is broken in"

Or the well known “zipties will do it”

Endík XD I can’t count the amount of zip ties under my hood on 3 hands

Endík XD it would be closer to 5

Dude, GT2's manual is underrated as fuck. I grew up racing and building race cars, and that booklet still taught me some shit.

I have lol, I think I still have it. And also the Apex manual from Gran Turismo 4 xD

I only had the psp one

@Fail Zero me too lol. I played all the N64 rally games and GT blew my mind so I played when my buddies were sitting around lying about having touched a girl.

Skip Barber's Racing School on GT3 actually helped me out of a few situations later as I began driving.

😭

😂😂😂😂

350z G35 guys too #vqprobs

Good thing I have a WRX with a sti transmission (deep down I’m almost the same)😢😢😢😢

rod knock is what kept my last Subaru from being sold 😭

N/A: Naturally aspirated (also "Not available" lol) NA: 1st gen Miata

I’m still using it for not applicable

RX-8 gang cuz how needs reliability 😂 I’m joking Rotories are more reliable than people give them credit for

A life without super and/ or turbo....sucks

@@rejiix Also, non-applicable.

Yup, buddy of mine just blew his 5.9 Cummins after his "turbone" failed lol and from the finest speed shop in China, too

@@tonyberg1947 We've all been there haha. I've bought 2 sets of turbos from China in the past, one set blew within a mile. Other one though surprisingly outlasted the rest of the engine lol. Never know what you'll get! It was just for fun though, never buy those things expecting them to last. I'd love to do a build series in the future using a cheap turbo to see how much I can squeeze out of it before it explodes into a million pieces

We need Wutang War Missiles Chinese Chochoo Boi Compound Cam crasher Hiroshima Hair Dryer

ive always called ebay turbos "nagasaki noise makers" but its not china, still gets the point across that its ebay turbo

@@someidot3699 Ebay turbos are more of meme than a actual Turbo

**laughs in Floridian

*** laughs in south carolinian, the most unrestrictive state on emissions

@@salteengamer4799 Ooo close behind at nc. What are emissions? They check the tires, lights and blinkers here haha

@Jason T Ayyyyyy as it should be!

Laughter in Georgian* “what r exhausts”😂 we run em straight out the headers here

Another one is looking for a radiator for an old VW Beetle.

Joins in as Florida man.

Too bad the poor air quality has decreased your lung capacity & your laughter is only half a second: Sincerely, southern car modifier with environmental concerns.

@@JordanReedYT I bet you the rural air out here is cleaner than the city air down there

Thomas B The word “rural” kinda defines that because it’s affiliated with there being less people. But Huston is less populated with around 75% of LA’s air quality. That’s terrible especially if you scaled it up to equal population.

Thomas B laughs in Tennessee where no one could care🤣

Or having LSD in your car

“Long rod stroker and head polishing should let you squirt more juice so she bangs harder”

@@jackh1570 There's two Car Throttle youtube videos of just these kind of jokes back-to-back : look for Things Car Guys Say That Confuse Normal People

And somehow I've managed to do both.

"I've got an STi"

Nissan has had a rough time of it, too. When I was buying my last car there was a family in there whose Sentra's CVT had failed. It was pretty sad.

@@iplaysdrums oof I'm sure. Not even worth it to replace a lot of the time. My dad has had a Sentra since 2008 with no issues but I'm sure he's kept up with maint on that. I just replaced my Patriot with an XJ. Already love it way more.

**laughs in my WRX** uhhh it's aight so far lol

I rented a jeep Patriot once. What a garbage car. The CVT on my Honda CR-V is excellent though.

@@foosmonkey I've heard honda and Toyota make some decent cvts (what a surprise) lol

@supercecilia yes. You get it at all gas stations. It's the yellow(gold) or white(diamond) liquid depending on the type of light you have.

@supercecilia Xenon: diamond, Regular: Gold. You could use diamond for regular ones, as it is a clear color, but most experts at TÜV in germany mention that the gold version is more efficient with old lights, reaching a "quadratischer Blinkerflüssigkeitskoeffizient" (quadratic blinker fluid coefficient) of QBL^2=0.95=95%, while using diamond on them only squeezes out 85%. Diamond costs around the same as gold. Some care, some do not. If you live in germany, ask the TÜV to do it for you. If you live anywhere else, do it yourself, as it could get costly if you ask a mechanic.

actually BMWs are the cars that need blinker fluid the most idk if you've noticed, but almost all BMW owners have run their cars out of blinker fluid, and at that point it's so fucked the blinkers don't even work anymore remember to top that shit off!

@@Chimera6297 What are you talking about? It's well know BMWs are exempt from having to use a blinker. Just like it's well known if you buy a Jeep, you have to slowly take off parts of it until your driving nothing but an engine with wheels. I mean if you're driving a Jeep with your doors on, or if you are using your blinkers in a BMW, I'm not sure if they let you keep your license.

Only good thing about living in Indiana!

Florida boys stand up, then sit back down bc no one needs to know we live here

Smog laws? pfff who needs that when you can PLANT MORE TREES LOOOOL

Laughing in Texan! Bahahaha lol 😂

*laughs in anything-but-californian*

What a good girlfriend!

What a keeper

Just the fact that you watch @donutmedia makes you a keeper all day long. Now you are trying to learn all these terms. He better make you his wife soon and not just a girlfriend or another car guy will drive on in and throw you in his boot.

AMEN

Just make sure to tell him to change Blinker Fluid every 3,000.

Subaru has them too

My si has one as well

Integra has it

I appreciate that you use the word transaxle correctly. Lots of FWD Focus have LSD front diffs too.

LSD in FWD you go from torque steer to no steer haha

Hahaha... also sounds like the nicest and most polite Drug deal conversation ever heard.. thanks Lol..

Dad responds: Yea, and he can drive well in the snow too.

Me thinking the exact same thing

i can imagine full convo: "Oh you still got LSD on sale? oh you sell entire body? yeah i want a donor to save money in spare parts"

What car and are you gonna track it, drift it?

Anytime I really need a 10mm socket, all I have to do is remove the belly pan from under my engine, and a bunch of them will fall on my driveway. Nice, convenient storage for all of my 10 mm sockets.

Used to work in a parts store, the amount of people who look at you with a blank stare when you ask "is it a 4, 6, or 8 cylinder" has hurt my soul beyond repair. And yes, I have been asked "where can I find the blinker fluid?" before.

My favourite it telling the dude to change the air in his tires as the winter air reduces power in the summer months and the summer air reduces grip in the winter lmfao

All you need to know: dual clutch transmission (dct), cvt and standard AT (which would mean it has a torque converter). There is also singe clutch T but they are rare these days.

Or a good ol powerglide

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A semi automatic transmission is a manual but without the clutch which means you don't have a clutch which uses the same concept of a manual transmission but without a clutch.

@@boyinahat1002 like the transmission in dom's charger?

mine was kia 😭😭

Mine was infinity

*Gets an ad for Verizon*

Me: *Chuckles in Washingtonian*

*laughs in Floridian*

Ahah laughs in Ohioan

*Laughs in anywhere but California

@@adamsmith5970 there it is 😂 that's the reply i was waiting for

Shit box is a Honda term.

Or just an old car in general. My 95 caprice has the ole lifter tick, and us often referred to as shitbox

Truth, lol

Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick!!!...

@@ConcussedGaming or slow car

ohv

Yea he should’ve Atleast our SBC small block Chevy

must know termins are "tick" and "knock" also: ANTILAG FPR OHC TPS CLT MAP IAT ASR CPS MAF O2 WOT JDM CPS EGT VVT DI ECU EGR VR ABS OPS VSS FPS NOX WG BOV OBD IAC 044 COP ETC VAG EFI HALL ISCV DOHC CR BC TOE

FMIC SMIC Wastegate IDI Idle VTEC Shitbox Ricer Slushbox Yin-Yang Spinny Thang Hiroshima Hair Dryer Chinese Choo-Choo the list goes on

Doesn't take much looking - got me 10L of the stuff just the other day from the online shop for my local auto parts warehouse

ye i told my cousin i want it as a bday present and he came back with brake fluid and a starbucks

you're not funny

Yaa.. how can the car service guys miss to refill it🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

It’s funny they actually have this at autozone sometimes so it is out there lol