brøh

omelette?

Bortuga 3 please the bortuga fans are starving

9mm solves all problems

Funny rant but 18 min is a bit much

this

I don’t like how accurate your statement is

haha yeah early twenties, yah😰

This type of town is the true America lol.

Why you calling me out like this man?

It's not acting. It's a documentary duh

Ikr he's ridiculous good at characters like this

it is and it isn’t, like the time he got punched in the back of the head

Are you telling me this is all just an.. act?

@@PurieI this is his Caleb character, this character is rather surreal because he's so good at it.

I would definitely get high and watch that lmao 👌🏾

Its like Atlanta but about an awkward nerdy guy

would watch that. the midwest is full of awkward teenagers like this.

It definitely could. The reality of it and the kind of awkwardness of it makes it funny and relatable

Why is it so common though?

@@sentauri43 because they know that using filler words like “like” and “um” makes you sound like you’re not put together and don’t know what you’re talking about, so instead they use “essentially,” which is still a filler word because it essentially (😉) means nothing the way they’re using it, but it makes them sound smarter while they’re trying to think of the next thing to say

@@JediMaestr0 that and it’s a good way to kind of close up on your point if your taking too long to explain, instead of saying I digress, they’ll say essentially then summarize. Sometimes

@@ElDuderinoh essentially is almost like all of the meaning that makes a sentence valuable, like the "essence"

Best product placement. 12/10

I think its better for you... because of fruit.

I just bought out all of my local 24/7 gas stations Arizona tea because of this commercial.

Isn't Arizona sold only in new york and Arizona?

@@shiftyswifty. Nah they're all over the place. We have them in Maryland

Google videos during computer lab in high school.

The only problem is that the microphone isn't crappy enough.

Ebaum's World hype.

I have a feeling I won't be able to meet another girl named Stacy without thinking of that

Caleb caused me to remember that these sorts of people exist.

Right down to the 75 cent Arizona. Amazing.

Yeah lol

I didnt realise it was real until goin into the comments

@@Vibing2443 HAHAHA

He says most of his work is improv

@@ohmygoditisspider7953 there must have been a vague idea of what he needed done though, right? Also I meant more like it feels completely unscripted, I guess the way I said it makes it sound a little different

@Farb S There is an idea for sure. I heard one of his girl actors talk about how they kept redoing a scene to get certain aspects right. He has a vision in mind - but he allows the gaps to breath with improv

@@phillystevesteak6982 link?

long takes too

I dont know why you think that. I mean I dont know why I said that. Lol

Perfect

When he chokes on the drink at Jack's door was the laughing point for me 🤣

Perfect comment.

Well said.

This is oddly very on the nose with some of his videos. It is very much a compliment to his range of emotions portrayed in them.

Especially during the phone call, Y I K E S

@@idaofficial1173 that call should never have lasted so long

@S L Yep, this genuinely brought me right back. Tripped me out a bit but in a good way.

But really like, this is actual art... How he switched into talking out call of duty black ops and I still have no idea wtf he's on about 😂 and yet im intrigued... Art

If you tapped that keg of cringe it would come out thick and rich like molasses and would be sold in a wood box on the top shelf 😂

Lol

This is the best comment and so true

quarantine voice

Oh wow youre cool

i felt that

What does that even mean? Who is waiting around to get permission from someone to think about things?

I think you're right

@@CarterDeLeo just that it can be difficult for people to process their own emotions and stuff if they havent been encouraged or felt accepted to talk about them in the open as a child

@@CarterDeLeo have you serioualy never heard the old saying of "men aren't allowed to cry"?

​@@CarterDeLeo everyone, man

Like Oedipus

Good description.

YOOOOO THATS BULLSHIT BRO

So true I was thinking that

He is at such high risk for dental caries

No, he just buys more between cuts

At least a day possibly more because he told jack "sorry I hit you the other day", such a hilarious little detail, joel's brilliant

Right? Hahahaha holy shit

Oh-edippus

ZONKED OUT MILFORD DROPOUT

Roachdog :O

Jerma

bro dude actually proud of the punch all thing consider i put all my energy into that and it looks so sick on camera - c.

@@Joel-Haver I honestly can’t tell if it’s real or not! Either way it looks like it came straight outta Hollywood.

@@Joel-Haver Yoo Caleb! Your the man!

@@Joel-Haver The ONLY punches I'm proud of are the ones where I ran away afterwards.

No Jack is safe...

fr tho jack stevens can be chill af so i wudnt worry about him - c

He be like, "dude I disliked it? Aww yeah dude! I smashed that button so hard yeah!...uh what?"

He can't even process what a YT video is

Though he clearly was trying to hit 'like', but as evidenced by his upside down controller he has difficulty telling up from down.

@@Joel-Haver Ya problly got to lvl 40 in COD Zombies last night

You were 12 in 2006... ...I was 15. *me having old man PTSD flashbacks

@@rahjeel hi fellow kids. I know I might appear to have been 12 in 1989, but I still hang out with the high school kids while wearing my old letterman jacket and class ring. It might be a little akward with me being a little older, and starting to go bald. But hey, I buy beer and have a car. I'm just like you guys though, right? Cool. See ya later dudes.

@@davespringer777 dafuk

@@rahjeel then it must make you feel old to know I was born in 2006 and I'm turning 15 this month

@@jorgenflorgen8676 now I do.

bro u put it so well it like poetry, proud to be the big man hop on xbox im bouta go round 50 on kino with or without u bro - c

@@Joel-Haver Yo i would be there man, real shit tho mom says ive used up all my screentime for this weekend, really makes you think though like wtf just let me be alive

@@Joel-Haver I can do all the Easter eggs on Kino der Toten I can get all the film reels and stuff & the radios and I can do the freaking rocket launch in the five room did nobody knows about the five room rocket launch, if you open the stage door I'm leaving, you can host cuase you cool

I'm in the middle of the video, is this fake?

@@nerveinz6453 is this fake???

@@nerveinz6453 could be real??

@@nerveinz6453 its fake, joels just really good at acting

@@KicksPregnantWomen actually its caleb but joels still good too obviously

It's the best!

Eyo what script bro? You think my man C is here actin'?

Essentially

This is most people i went to school with.... and how they still act

Especially in CT lol

This is every guy I knew in high school.

Kyle

Gotta love neebs

Eyyyy! Comrade Boris! Didn't expect Slav Superstar to be here.

wtf u doing here boris

Oh shit its the slavman

The Slav King himself! Woo!

You do really like Joel Mr Boris, maybe a collab sometime ? :D

Fantastic use of the word Odyssey, couldn't agree more.

And like a dash of Scott pilgrim

It _is_ a series. Caleb just can't get his shit together since at least 2019. ("The Hero's Journey explained by that kid Caleb from your hometown") (PS: Wow, now we can't even link other YT videos in comments any more? It just didn't submit until I removed the link. Amazing.)

ill be the first too admit that lol - c

Chris make more videos you fuck!

@@captaintaffy5083 Yes sir, back to work sir!

@@captaintaffy5083 Madlad.

@@ChrisQuitsReality ❤️ No rush, you are good to this world

that movie was so sick i like the second one with heath ledger as joker dude was twisted af almost forgot he was the bad guy - c

"Is dad getting pizza tonight?"

"no" "You gotta talk into the mic" *"no"*

my dude exactly what I wanted to hear yes u r so right hope she sees this video lol I look badass when I punch him tbh, ill hop on xbox after chores

@@Joel-Haver sucks i couldnt be there bro i wanted to but my mom still was grounding me. when they went to sleep though i played kino der toten again and got to level 45 bro i pack a punched the nuke bro it was crazy

Yo we playin Minecraft or cod? i heard they came out wit a new adventure update in minecraft.

@@Joel-Haver the method acting is amazing lol

@@captainfach shhh

I love that the only store in the JHCU is rite-aid

Ikr lll

@@treek506 the full impact of the “penis shrinkray” scandal in the rite-aid group text has yet to be seen, stay tuned folks!

You personally know someone who thinks that way. Im positive you can name someone you know who thinks that

@@jackmehoff2363 My 22 year old sister

the humor caught up to me when the drink almost made Caleb puke

@@jackmehoff2363 😞 me

I thought it was “intensive” for longer than I’m admitting here. When I finally enlightened myself to the actual phrase I was like “dammit! NOW it makes sense!”

@@nataliazakula3400 hahaha, nice. I never bring down anyone who doesn't know any better, because most times folks have the very same 'aha!' moment. :)

@@MrSchnitzelSchitz yeah buddy. We all know. It’s why it’s funny. But thanks for putting it in queen’s English.

It's like the opposite of when you've only ever read a word and completely mangle the pronunciation

@@TheHughgee I did that. I was saying omnipotent wrong.

EXACTLY! WHY IS THIS EXACTLY IT???

oh wait thats an actual quote from the video too XD

Oh man that path of realization

That sounded like a thing we'd say in the 90s, it feels warm

@@altrogeruvah Fucking Time traveler, playing zombies in the 90's

dude the simpsons so epic thank for the comparison dude is hilarious - c.

DOH!

Nah he's Oedipus bro

damn, joel's replies in the comments are priceless !!

Aside from his full length films; they don't script anything.

That or it’s just how he really is and he fooled you good

Choking on his drink was great…

This is improv? I thought it was a documentary. Or live leak

@@tcideh4929 Check out his channel, Joel Haver. He’s a film maker and makes a bunch of funny skits and plays a bunch of different characters

and, sometimes early 30s...

Right? It took me forever before I realized this wasn't "real." lol

Lol. Guys... You have zero idea what good acting is if you sre saying stuff like that.

@@Woodsaras shut up

I grew up in the suburbs but lived in country areas for a bit, and this is almost exactly the vibe you get out there lol

Do you mean radiates?

As someone who grew up in LA, this is interesting to me...

big napolioan dynamite energy

@@thomasray I think he means premeditates

Impressing Ricky isn’t exactly rocket appliances though

I like how he almost said the phrase right, but caught himself before he could say the phrase right, and slid smoothly into fucking it up. What a lad.

@@neilkristjansson8477 I caught that too haha

I love this kind of commonly misunderstood phrases.

A shiver ESSENTIALLY went down your spine

Padre Mortalis essentially, a shiver went down essentially my spine

@Kadir Bullang Down a shiver spine went my essentially

I cant Essentially understand Essentially your acc-cent *ESSENTIALLY*

@@nukiradio I understand essentially can't

Hahaha

Same here. I check UKposts a few times a day just to see if Joel posted a new vid.

Thank you for phrasing my indescribable emotions.

I dunno he feels a bit........ .....derivative

Me too.

@@jeewoo7195 im digging derivative.

sometime i feel like that guy dude was a total boss and im kinda in command of all my shit - c

@@Joel-Haver sup

Well, I mean. He gets a discount on the Zona's at the rite aid so it's only 75 cents a can.

I was so confused when watching his movies

No, thats not how you know that the acting is good

thnx bro fr im so cool and it about tim people notice - c.

I just realized im a caleb

is this video for real, or was it just acting? I'm so confused.

@@hunterkudo9832 Lmao it was acting, look at his other videos

@@hunterkudo9832 he makes a lot of skits, some with recurring characters. This is one of them. I'm sure he'd be happy to know that it is hard to tell if it is real or not though

Apparently kid is so wholesome omg I love him

A PEARL KNEE

@@noahdouble07 hope to visit it one day...

A world where someone else is more awkward than me is a world I want to live in.

@@bernardjazz6344 ikr

They streamed Dark Souls 3 and Elden Ring in these characters and it was golden

Joel uploaded one last month

Laughed out loud here

@MrKiaiand JHCU!!!

Immersion ruined

But have they changed their employee masturbation policy?

True class

the ultra hipster

If Disney acquires him, they can replace all the characters with historically marginalized people and we won't have to see as many swm.

@@UKpostsPublisherorPlatform Uh... ok?

@@Lulu_Lime OK!

@@Lulu_Limeno worry, americans are just like that

I feel ya

I love everything about your profile

The fact that my birthday is in February, but that's um, like, uh, not necessary information, what was I saying? Shit, right, uh, UKposts just let me know this video exist. Pretty rad.

Is that a reference to Tropic Thunder robert Downey jr. Characters dedication lol