How I Take the Perfect Pasta Picture Every Time

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@kingsleigher9822 2 роки тому

Snowflakes will complain about Joel's language and behavior but you can't argue with results. The man makes perfect pasta pictures every time.

@AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear ki

@toast3374 2 роки тому

nobody reply to the 2 bot replies please and especially not axxl

@SetuwoKecik 2 роки тому

@@toast3374 okay but he's just called my real name

@lukeshioshio 2 роки тому

Still pretty fucked up what he did to Shelley Duvall

@immortalsun 2 роки тому

No “snowflakes” are arguing What the fuck are you talking about

@worldisending 2 роки тому

The acting was too good, the yelling in the corner was distressing

@supremeghost7950 2 роки тому

Yeah..."acting..."

@chickenmonger123 2 роки тому

My childhood rage came back to visit after that. Sort of made me want to beat the shit out of Joel. How fun. It’s like visiting an old friend. And having him spit in your eye.

@thealmightyjack 2 роки тому

"Acting"

@ericmoody3944 2 роки тому

I felt so bad for Dax....

@dallisbrockway8329 2 роки тому

Yeah, I was getting some childhood flashbacks there.

@TheGrandBagel 2 роки тому

I love the "Joel is secretly an asshole" running gag

@Tofupancho Рік тому

Ha.. ha ha.. 😬

@roalif 11 місяців тому

it's not a secret just because you didn't know about it

@HimerPr0 2 роки тому

I can't believe Dax's behavior, he's lucky he got to be in this picture. Kudos to Joel for being professional.

@elvancor 2 роки тому

"You think I disciplined him by accident?" What a gorgeous line. That part felt very Tarantino.

@betsybarnicle8016 2 роки тому

I imagine Dinero like this or Alec Baldwin.

@ArchibaldClumpy 2 роки тому

A lot of westerns have good lines like that, not a lot of words but economic and novel ways to use them.

@thealmightyjack 2 роки тому

that part sounded like my mom.

@lawrencetalbot8346 2 роки тому

@Besty Barnicle Alec Baldwin whoa calm down lol. It’s not like Joel shot the guy in the face at point blank range 😂

@RatioHatesTheGame 2 роки тому

The whole bit had very Dennis Reynolds vibes

@KevinYellow 2 роки тому

Joel is a monster but he’s our monster.

@armwrestlingfan6804 2 роки тому

Is it true Danny Duncan used u as fish bait?

@RacingVagabond 2 роки тому

Most geniuses are psychopaths, Joel included.

@thomasbruinsma 2 роки тому

Don't you know the world was built with blood and genocide? And exploitation?

@jacarajc 2 роки тому

He can't be a monster. He's a vegetarian. Duh.

@RacingVagabond 2 роки тому

@@jacarajc Vegetarians are the biggest monsters out there, their food is still alive when they eat it!

@onon7976 2 роки тому

My favorite touch was how many times the words “that down” were written on Brittany’s sheet 😂

@Rainbowpeppercorns Рік тому

Somehow this comedy skit is the most accurate representation of what it's like to live in an abusive household. Well done.

@cerspence 2 роки тому

This is a documentary. Finally the truth is out.

@milktea6676 2 роки тому

I think he’s the Impasta

@beedo4850 2 роки тому

Aight....Imma vote u

@swettyspaghtti 2 роки тому

cer spence you still doing the money grab live feeds?

@kedgee 2 роки тому

@@milktea6676 That's impastable

@athenathepooppooppoop8593 2 роки тому

sus

@Nirawen 2 роки тому

I've spent years wondering why everyone refers to Joel as the Kubrick of Pasta Pictures and now I finally know.

@redgreen2453 2 роки тому

“You think I disciplined him by accident!?” I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again Joel would play the most believable and terrifying angry stepdad character ever. And I don’t mean in a comedy.

@mattmadonna9136 2 роки тому

Can I just say as someone who has loved Dax Flame for the better portion of my life, I’m so stoked that he’s made this random comeback. After his random film cameos it felt like the Dax of old was gone but he really has found a group of creators that truly get what he’s going for and allow him a platform for his style of comedy. Big shout out to Joel for making Dax a regular, and for also continuing to push the UKposts comedy meta with basically every drop. Two living legends.

@tranquilrabies Рік тому

Don’t coddle him!

@gabrieldosmundos9948 Рік тому

Now hes even intermingled with justin roiland as well, such a level up its gorgeous

@dologolopolov2.0 2 роки тому

3:29 Dayum, Britney's list is absolutely spot on. She wrote everything Joel wanted. She really is an accomplice to Joel's monstruous behaviour

@katherineminor3402 2 роки тому

She knows how to do her job so Joel doesn't fire her

@Violet-Spark 2 роки тому

And she even added her own little flair to it with “Chad’s brain is like soup”

@jeffwei 2 роки тому

I like that she wrote “that down” every time Joel said “write that down”

@Saucy_Jack 2 роки тому

It's hard to find good production assistants these days; Brittany's a treasure and Joel knows it

@BozalliCopter 2 роки тому

yeah I loved that he is angry at everyone else except her

@dologolopolov2.0 2 роки тому

I love how every time the camera angle switches there's less pasta in their bowls but Joel's is immaculated

@mr.l6332 2 роки тому

I didn't even notice that haha

@SayderCascading 2 роки тому

Joel also gets a daddy-sized portion

@YourCapybaraAmigo_17yrsago Рік тому

_i m m a c u l a t e d_

@edwynn9342 Рік тому

Immaculated

@blizz3166 2 роки тому

At first I thought this was going to be a normal, wholesome video about eating pasta with your friends. Turns out I was right.

@matthewmccoy7437 2 роки тому

how anyone can act with a straight face around joel is beyond me. i would be in tears laughing the entire time

@arbikiuszelemelek3347 2 роки тому

Oh so this is what I was doing wrong! It totally slip out of my mind to gaslight and scream at all the participants in the picture, Thanks a ton Joel!

@Novelette22 2 роки тому

LMFAOOOO

@tristn9 2 роки тому

my mom has had this strat on lock for YEARS

@Goat-on-a-Stick 2 роки тому

I had heard that Joel gets a bit worked up over the spaghetti instagram pics, but he actually takes it better than I do with my family photos. Kudos.

@Gab-oy1lb 2 роки тому

bro on every comment section i go to there's at least 1 bot in every reply what is doing youtube right know? watching the grass grow? you made me laugh btw

@Alia749 2 роки тому

@@Gab-oy1lb It has become insane. Ruins perfect comment sections

@glorbojibbins2485 2 роки тому

Lol

@kingbagni6438 2 роки тому

Optimum Pride

@iammrmech7650 2 роки тому

@@Gab-oy1lb jesus fuck I've never seen so many at one time.

@comedianfunnyguy1232 Рік тому

Joel was so kind to show us the behind the scenes of how he makes genius great cool content

@maxmoseley7490 2 роки тому

I’m not usually this guy, but your videos make me so happy😂

@Joel-Haver 2 роки тому

I love that! Be that happy guy!

@Sladeycakes 2 роки тому

"And please don't eat any yet" *Spencer sweats as he's already eaten half of his pasta*

@Violet-Spark 2 роки тому

He ate the whole thing before they actually took the picture 😂

@Anothy 2 роки тому

"Britney, did you write that down?" A lot of what's written on the clipboard is "that down". 😂😂

@Lunam_D._Roger 2 роки тому

Oooo~ Nice catch, I didn't notice that.

@timmiller1 2 роки тому

Chad’s brain is like soup.

@alecrichards8574 2 роки тому

I love the fact that the pasta bowl of Spence is empty by the end XD

@18ambz2 2 роки тому

Brittney really took her time and wrote 'that down'. I'm bawlinggg

@RyanTheLeader 2 роки тому

Thank you Joel I’ve been wondering how to do this for the last 6 years!

@kingbagni6438 2 роки тому

Optimum Pride

@TheFos88 2 роки тому

Yeah seems pretty easy. Barely an inconvenience!

@zaidlacksalastname4905 2 роки тому

Congrats on 666 likes, it's an honor few have

@WeWaltRun 2 роки тому

weren't you in middle school 6 years ago?

@keard558 2 роки тому

Doud shet tha fuke off

@danshiba1498 2 роки тому

so many hidden cameras caught this blatant abuse...Joel is a monster

@gamerneertypingmario3669 2 роки тому

i'm sorry you were cursed with bots

@scooterparsons5349 2 роки тому

If Joel ever gets cancelled Imma go ahead and lose faith in humanity

@hihowareyou9927 2 роки тому

@@gamerneertypingmario3669 JESUS CHRIST! There is so much bots

@Smhallways Рік тому

Acting from the crew was freaking on point. Spence didn't say a word and I was completely in there with him.

@RSPyro 2 роки тому

Brittany's board is full of "that down" Lmao classic

@MatthewManney 2 роки тому

Sorry you had to deal with those 3 misbehaving. What a nightmare photo. Despite all the nonsense, you did a really great job taking the shot! Proud of you man. Hope they learned their lessons.

@JoseMoreno-ms7xv 2 роки тому

Lmaooo😂

@cavemanzach9475 Рік тому

No they fucking didn't because Chad had his fucking thumb up in the photo

@MrWillsonx Рік тому

Yeah, Dax really pissed me off in this one!!!

@jjscallywag1 2 роки тому

this really adds context to the pasta scene in "Drowning in Potential". Joel asks whether there are cherry tomatoes in the pasta, but Dax doesn't answer, because he's learned that it was a test to see if Dax would try to fuck with him.

@HiHowAreYou2012 2 роки тому

kino

@benkenobi9467 2 роки тому

Have long wondered how you got these perfectly framed and oh so joyous photos every time! Thank you for sharing your methods

@MoldyStir-Fry 2 роки тому

I love how you can take something so innocent and make it incredibly harrowing. Keep up the vids bro! I love getting that new video notification from you!

@thomasbruinsma 2 роки тому

I went to his instagram to see how long he's been doing this. 2015. His first pastapic was in 2015. It took him half a year to see the light. As since febuary 2016, he posted nothing other than pasta . This guy was playing the long game. We were made a fool.

@HipHopAn0n Рік тому

5d pasta chess

@Nakilon Рік тому

It says "The link you followed may be broken, or the page may have been removed" for me.

@DaneGilly 2 роки тому

I'm seriously impressed by Joel's coaching skills. All that time running a cult really looks like it paid off!

@triokinomijj6572 2 роки тому

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@chriscollins3848 Рік тому

This is my second favorite video of Joel's. Great job!

@Riccardo_Mori 2 роки тому

Joel, I love that even when I guess the direction you're taking the video, you always go *beyond*. Cheers, and Merry Festivities!

@zackareeree1490 2 роки тому

The write "that down" on the piece of paper whenever he said it is an underrated joke in this

@Crayphor 2 роки тому

I like to imagine that Joel actually wants her to write "that down". He didn't correct her when he saw it.

@jteller7 Рік тому

I've watched all of your videos I'm pretty sure, and this is far and away the funniest one.

@MultiWolfLink 2 роки тому

Dude hell yeah!!! I love cooking for my friends!! This makes me so happy thank you for doing this! This is so heartwarming 💕💕

@boobiedefloop6097 2 роки тому

The part with chad maybe misbehaving had me laughing my ass off. Definetly the attitude of alot of middle managers I've worked with.

@triokinomijj6572 2 роки тому

@bloosy1771 2 роки тому

It reminded me of a bit in 'Taskmaster' where James acaster loses it at Greg Davies and then Greg takes him to the side of the stage and disciplines him in a 'teacher friend' style

@danfontaine8179 2 роки тому

I was working at some kitchen and my coworkers were talking about not getting “in trouble” and I was like yo wtf is “trouble”. You’re adults. If you have a manager treating you like a child tell them to fuck off to their face. It’s worth losing the job, it’s not worth your time anyway - life’s too short to be treated like shit.

@philipsalama8083 2 роки тому

@@danfontaine8179 Exactly. Maybe it was worth it back when we had job security, but these days you do everything right and still get laid off when you need work the most.

@milkgotzgames 2 роки тому

@@danfontaine8179 kitchen is always an easy spot for people to be treated like kids you’d be surprised how many people wasn’t taught anything so you have to babysit them where if they aren’t being told what to do they don’t function at work it’s sad but I can only blame parents and shit managers treating them wild

@MorriganLugus 2 роки тому

I'm not going to lie the "that down" joke because he keeps saying "write that down" is absolutely genius. I laughed, I cried and I lost 15 pounds watching this.

@cunucky 2 роки тому

This got me good too XD

@theocooper9047 Рік тому

i gained 20 :(

@justsul1337 Рік тому

@@theocooper9047 ate the pasta before the picture

@parableparadox2178 2 роки тому

Im greatful for your success joel, hope you make more stuff like this!

@das_it_mane 2 роки тому

All this time I was wondering how to get perfect pasta photos. Thanks for the tutorial Joel!

@brennur3731 2 роки тому

Such a cute group of friends, I wanna eat pasta with Joel

@youtubestudiosucks978 2 роки тому

With or off? 😏

@ironwillACNH 2 роки тому

1:26

@UselessDuckCompany 2 роки тому

Neil Breen just smiling on the wall is the perfect icing on this cake

@glitchedoom 2 роки тому

I guarantee this is how dinner at the Breen residence goes.

@mygaffer 2 роки тому

Neil Breem has produced and published several feature length films. What have you done tough guy?

@kingbagni6438 2 роки тому

Optimum Pride

@jackboneart 2 роки тому

Thank you for this comment, I would've never seen it otherwise lmao

@TheFos88 2 роки тому

I know. I loved that

@eyesdry 2 роки тому

This is so good omfg

@originalSiiiN 2 роки тому

I bet the outtakes for this are amazing

@NicholasAdamScott 2 роки тому

As a long-time subscriber to this channel, I'm glad Joel's doing a departure from his usual comedy sketches. This is a welcome piece of insight into the production of his content, and how he truly is behind the scene, which I equally appreciate.

@HearingWall7238 Рік тому

Love this comment

@dayegilharno4988 9 місяців тому

As a TRUE connaisseur, I have ALL the "Behind the scene"-DVDs released with his subscription "How We Got Here" collection!

@TheTalentlessWriter 2 роки тому

Joel is my mom when we had to take Christmas pictures except she beat me

@MrRickeo 2 роки тому

Fitting account name

@sams2797 2 роки тому

Oh I-

@hb6839 2 роки тому

U made me laugh

@kingbagni6438 2 роки тому

Optimum Pride

@verward 2 роки тому

Same

@princessjiji 2 роки тому

this brought back so many wonderful holiday memories. thanks...

@metalkreeper1449 2 роки тому

Wow this was so helpful! Will definitely be using your methods in the future

@danieljensen2626 2 роки тому

You may think his methods are a bit extreme, but Instagram spaghetti pictures are a cutthroat business and Joel is just doing what he needs to do to survive in the game.

@PeturMag 2 роки тому

Love you Joel... thank you sooo much for everything

@Tomattoism 2 роки тому

powerful stuff, awe-inspiring

@a.b.9170 2 роки тому

This is fucking hilarious; I'm still amazed at the comedic talent and ability everyone in your videos always displays. You Joel are going to go far in film making, I can taste it.

@S7ARBOY 2 роки тому

whats it taste like

@Violet-Spark 2 роки тому

@@S7ARBOY vegetarian ground beef, probably.

@rayres1074 2 роки тому

Craziest thing - it's mostly improv.

@doug-core8850 2 роки тому

Some would say he's already gone too far!

@nilawright5953 2 роки тому

Listen, you’re still gonna get yelled at even if you think you’re doing the right thing and suck up. so just get in the shot properly. EDIT; ALSO you weren’t supposed to taste it yet

@bambams87 2 роки тому

“My hair”s all cattywampus from yelling at him” that part killed me 😂😂😂😂

@MRynR211 2 роки тому

Love the laid back vibes you and all your friends have! I'm gonna have to try being this nice to my friends next time we all get together for pasta~!

@SirCommoner Рік тому

You have the most creative ideas and execute them perfectly

@SPArtofNoise 2 роки тому

I am not going to lie this is so well done I am actually feeling stressed out. Top quality content.

@LaughBoys 2 роки тому

Ppl always asking “how to cook pasta” but not “why to cook pasta.” Now we have our answer - for the sick photo.

@triokinomijj6572 2 роки тому

@tyburvandeezo8218 Рік тому

Favorite Joel video ever.

@ruadeil_zabelin 2 роки тому

I love to see friends just having a good time. So wholesome

@adeji3 2 роки тому

The fact that Joel’s behavior reminded me of past elementary school teachers is terrifying ☹️🥺 Great pic though

@jacobr2022 2 роки тому

When Dax got in trouble for trying to explain himself, it really did remind me of teachers

@HipHopAn0n Рік тому

Lmfao

@nickp1220 2 роки тому

Does this picture taking tutorial apply to other kinds of pasta? Will this work with lasagna or carbonara?

@_ididntpushher 2 роки тому

This is very funny.

@soysaucesquared906 2 роки тому

no it will not.

@SetuwoKecik 2 роки тому

Ikr, thinking about adding toothpasta

@Semiotichazey 2 роки тому

FUCK NO

@DClairRobinson 2 роки тому

Yes! Just tried this method with both. 10/10 works great! You need to make some slight changes for macaroni though

@nilawright5953 2 роки тому

Been years of therapy after a childhood of pasta pics and it’s all come undone now. Took me right back to the shot with the angel hair 10 years ago. Thanks Joel…

@skeet0rz 2 роки тому

Pure gold my man.

@alexmartens 2 роки тому

I would've been less emotionally traumatized if you had just cooked the dog

@timmiller1 2 роки тому

I think he did though

@AllWinsBigDubz 2 роки тому

“We make jokes here I’m just playing around I wouldn’t do that”

@fanrik9583 11 місяців тому

Joel has gone fucking insaneo style

@Thepriestessdeath 2 роки тому

This brought back so many memories

@EmperorBrettavius 2 роки тому

Something about Joel Haver having a Neil Breen poster is incredibly satisfying. Also, he's gonna flip when he notices the empty bowls in the photo.

@triokinomijj6572 2 роки тому

@unforgiven_91 2 роки тому

i think that's one of his friends' apartments. Joel is still on his cross country youtuber murder tour afaik

@MrPumpernickel12 2 роки тому

I think the greatest part of this is Brittney writing "that down" over and over

@VyseInglegard 2 роки тому

Tough love is true love. Great pasta pic as always!

@augustheat 2 роки тому

OMG he even put his thumb back up for the pic! he really DOES fuc up!

@reelement8032 2 роки тому

Wow, getting a pasta pic with Joel would be a dream come true. He's so nice behind the scenes and you could really see how naturally he made people smile for the final shot. Congratulations on your success Joel!

@NortheastGiantPumpkin 2 роки тому

Way to keep cool vibes on set, Joel.

@sanderdavid8626 Рік тому

It's getting better each rewatch

@1MHCS 2 роки тому

Amazing skit, I love the samples of past photos. The paper heads a nice creepy touch.

@megagene 2 роки тому

All the "that down"'s on Brittney's notepad made me lose it. Literal humour at its best.

@ThomasSchannel 2 роки тому

I’m waiting for one of those “I took a photo everyday for x years” but with pasta. Aka a time lapse. Hearing Joel swear just feels wrong :(

@RogerCharlamange 2 роки тому

Go follow his insta, it's really there. It's really years worth of pictures of pasta. I wish I had the life guidance Joel does

@tiw7080 8 місяців тому

that's some dedication

@Macho_Fantastico 2 роки тому

I wasn't ready for this amount of intensity.

@nakenmil 2 роки тому

"Everyone he works with becomes a wreck and suffers from PTSD, but the picture composition is very nice!"

@Rc3651 2 роки тому

As a pasta lover myself I've been really enjoying watching your wholesome pasta journey. But now that the truth is out I don't know if I have the stomach anymore. I can only imagine what abuse was going on behind the scenes of this behind the scenes

@doug-core8850 2 роки тому

And he made them eat dog!

@edge_case 2 роки тому

Damn you're good. So glad I watched the rest of your content after discovering the animations.

@dogwelder 2 роки тому

Great tips! I can't wait to show this to my middle school photography class!

@fromulus 2 роки тому

I think the best thing that has happened this year was Joel Haver teaming up with the cherdleys crew. I wasn't expecting it.

@agiar2000 2 роки тому

Joel, thank you for showing us how much hard work you have to do behind the scenes to make such wonderful pictures for us. I'm really sorry that you have to put up with people being disruptive and misbehaving so much. 😕

@SocksWithSandals 2 роки тому

Amazing that Joel can come up with concepts like that. Even more amazing if it's mostly improv.

@frabig 2 роки тому

I love this. Seeing Joel, Spencer, Chad and Dax all together is just amazing. And the idea is awesome too 🤣

@PurplePatterson87 2 роки тому

Idk how I didn’t know about Joel for so long. But now I’m hooked. I can’t stop watching these videos and I’m so stoked that he’s made SO much amazing stuff for SO long! Thanks Joel! Ur da best

@lukeshioshio 2 роки тому

He blew up a year ago, pretty crazy stuff