Time to get hyped! Love your channel, Keep it up!

This comment needs more upvotes!!

Yours are the only sports to keep running

Lets Gooooo

Oooooooooraaangersss!

All the marbles!

Ehh marbles?

Ahh got it. They are geting some sort of Noble price.

LOL John never disappoints. But, given that he did an episode on Bolsonaro in 2018 I'd love to see him do one on how Bolsonaro is messing up the pandemic in Brazil. The guy is coughing on his own supporters, firing his health ministers and wants the military to step in. There's actually a great video that lays out Bolsonaros handling of the pandemic: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/smSdZ2yZfIN2wGg.html

Seems legit, proceeds to hit the "Donate" button.

An oceanics fan? You must be a masochist, bro. They get roasted left and right

Did you see them in the qualifiers, this season? I feel like they really redeemed themselves.

@@crazy4sian I won't make any statements/judgements until the season's over. I dread that I might jinx it

I don't really have high hopes for them concerning the general classification but I really do think they could take a gold medal home.

#tidepride

To be fair, he is pretty used to pausing for an audience that won't make a sound because they aren't there

Charles Zoetmulder I would even say this is the best episode in years. Hilarious

And his set up is better quality then some of these other late night shows.... not that it really matters

Charles Zoetmulder yeah I agree a perfect example is at 2:30

@@noblesseoblige319 i don't know hearing a short sighted weasel talking is always funny.

"Just don't get in another lawsuit again" "depends of whether Driver watches the show"

You missed the opportune moment to say, "Have you lost your marbles!?

😄

@@Alex-is8hk I believe it would have been extremely marblophobic, Alex. We live in 2020 for Christ sake! Marbles are its own beings, they don't like to be used as a metaphor for a subset of human mental capacity.

he did say "what?" he said "YES"

damn right

I also don't mind when they like just upload the content for overseas fans (like I am with European comedy competition schows) I have absolutely no issue with them getting the ad coins instead of some illegal site

A very underrated comment!!

Its so cringe when he talks about Adam Driver again...

@@Anwar-tq1zt thats why it's funny

@@Anwar-tq1zt it's not it's funny

Typical weekend at the Oliver household.

Totally i actually laughed today

Yup

I was having that same thought. Then he blew my mind with the marble league!

Yeah. And I think he was keeping to the sombre mood of the times too.

Hollywood is also dying and youtube content creators are taking these elite ped0s jobs

@AmishRiot How dare you.

@AmishRiot I don’t know how but sometimes it seems like there’s something more than luck there cause some teams really are consistently better. You just gotta check it out for yourself tho.

@AmishRiot Why would anyone care about any other sport? The way you get into Marble Competitions is by looking at the logos, names and story backgrounds, picking one or two teams that you like, preferably one who is top tier and a low tier one, and give them your unconditional support. I got into it a bit before the league started, so I picked Jawbreakers and Hazers, mostly because they have the coolest names, the Jawbreakers were a mess and did not qualify for the league, which left me with the Hazers, and they were just the most mediocre of them all, 8/16 constantly, it was infuriating, but after a race in which they ended up in 16/16, they have now won a gold and a silver in the last two matches. One of which Foggy the athlete who was running, managed to win the final going from last place to first in the last section, ending the mediocrity streak. Is a Marble League really dumb in the end? Yes, but every sport is, Football or Baseball is only important because people give it some importance and get emotionally attached to some meaningless thing, no matter how well played a match is, it will not directly affect anyone who does not care for it. This is just a convenient, very high paced fun sport, with a vibrant community on Reddit, Discord and especially on UKposts, reading the user comments and memes on these platforms after a match is always fun. I like the idea of sports, but TBH I won't watch E-Sports or real Sports because they take way too long, the games last always more than an hour to justify selling seats. But, nice juicy 10 minute videos with different teams, some to love, some to hate, honestly seems like the best sport to get into, even if it is factually really dumb. Here's the UKposts Page - ukposts.info Here's the Reddit Page - www.reddit.com/r/JellesMarbleRuns/ Here's the Discord Page - discord.me/marbles

@AmishRiot cool

@AmishRiot physics? If the marble is rounder or made of some special materials it can bounce better?

I am sorry but to not support the Hazers is outrageous.

@@erebusvonmori8050 Go Hazers!

I haven't been this happy since team momary!

Same here. I cant wait

It honestly brought a tear to my eye. This show does a lot of good.

It’s been great to see them blowup.

Same

Doofenshmirtz type beat

Doofensmirtz?

@@reddeath707 Doofenshmirtz, the villain from phineas and ferb. His mother didn't attend his birth.

@@reddeath707 arch nemesis of Perry the platypus

I laffed too hard at this 😂🤣😂

Pretty sure the marble equivalent is greasing.

Parodox306 na polishing. I think there was a big scandal about it a year or two ago

@@KireTheCat This man knows.

I'm from Holland too and I tell ya, you don't wanna know where those marbles have been.

honestly can't believe the savage speeders got to keep their title after their rather poorly disguised PED use

Exactly, it's been such a great channel for so long

Same

Turded!

Preach

I used to sub, I was shook when Jon started talking about it. I unsubed cause it was too addicting lol, but guess I'll go back for this.

Right?! He always does stuff that elicits that response! There’s been multiple times during his show where he’s made a reveal, and I honestly got choked up

Me too!!! I started tearing up!

It's midnight where I am and I nearly screamed and woke my family up. I'm so proud

It hurts bro.

Look man they deserve it and they bloody know it

😭

Laven not any more

20:28 Yeah, these comments don't age well. Oh well. I'm off to watch every oceanics gold medal. Bye.

I'm hoping he does it, but looking as awkward and confused as the rest of us.

I wonder if it's something for the season final, cause that would be perfect :-D

When will Adam Driver-senpai notice John?

would be fun if he would be in some new mascot suit en just pops his head off when john goes on his driver drive.

Honestly, I want either his wife or Star Wars co stars to be invited.

@@badboys6590 BTS BTS BTS

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#HAZEAMAZE

false, #speediskey heathen

Poor Liverpool...if the season doesn't restart just give them the Prem they deserve it and no one was gonna catch them

@@evanliu8025 YES 100% I'm a gooner, but Liverpool dominated and they should not be punished for this unforseen circumstances.

$TRAIGHT UP !!

I'm only 20 seconds in... And I know that's coming. I'm a lifelong Man United fan (from Manchester before it starts) and I feel bad for Liverpool fans this season.

@@BKKfreak I'm a lifelong Man United fan and can't wait to rub it in my liverpool supporting mates' noses if they don't officially win the premier league.

Beautiful, absolutely beautiful framework....thank you 😍😂

Recurring bits are the best, my favorite being the hand-below-the-desk-coming-up-for-a-zinger-high-five on 'The Colbert Report'. John has Adam Driver and AT&T, but I need more details on how they started. Either way, they're amazing and the Adam Driver one is easily my second-favorite running joke.

Anyone here after the last show of 2020? 🥴

@@paulisaperson0516 yep

Yes and the comment about his wife was hilarious

If you’ve only watched the Marbula E races... I HIGHLY recommend checking out the Marbula 1 and the 2018/19 Marblelympics. Even more exciting!!

Amazing! Even John Oliver said HBO had become a dragon-based economy.

@@baardkopperud But John breathes just as much fire as a dragon so it all balances out in the end.

I think they're also saving a lot of money not baking giant cakes or having huge dance numbers

@@StupendousMan461 I was just wondering which cost more: sponsoring the marble league or the giant cake.....?

The other good thing about GoT ending is that a once-great show that had slipped into a soul-crushingly awful parody of itself was finally put out of its misery and former fans could begin the healing/forgetting process.

I was surprised he went through this whole sports bit without mentioning Liverpool

THIS. Absolutely. And I'm all in on that sentiment. 😄

Whoa! This is oddly specific 🤣

Lmao so true

It's 6 points away , almost 2 matches . The reds deserves this title , they earned it. YNWA .

Plot twist im the third child

@@waytoohypernovawas your mother there

@@Ks-rp3mt the questions of life

That's probably the first time in months that I've actually laughed at one of John's jokes.

"It all started the day of my birth. Both of my parents failed to show up"

b-b-but we're a meritocracy! ...at least that's what I was told by the billionaires.

So, anybody who works for an organisation with a billionaire owner has never taken home a paycheck according to your logic. According to you, 100% of the money generated by said person's good and/or service went directly to their billionaire CEO. Whoever made this comment isn't wise but rather uneducated and ignorant. Not a single person in the USA is forced by law to go work for a private sector organisation.

Spoken like a true Marxist 😉

@@g.p.1101 Go home and take your bad faith argument with you. You know that's not what they're talking about.

Just like no one's required to join the army lmfao

I was half expecting them to cut to a clip of him reacting to this ongoing bit. But alas, there's always next time

@@E2O10 Considering how he walked out after Fresh Air played a clip of his movie during an interview, i doubt it.

That bit made me laugh so long I had to pause the video.

Jeremiah True How is that related? Sure he doesn’t like to watch his own acting, but he was on SNL, he can do a comedy bit

“Why does he want me to hurt him?”

Momo Barely won 😳 #MOMO2020

@@rowdyeggplaad578 Mo carried us in, and the rest of the team responded

@@benkimmel8412 yes

OzzyMan's commentary is literally the only thing that can improve Jelle's Marble Runs, other than sponsorship by a major national network of course. How cool would it be if they got him on as a semi-regular guest commentator?!

GOOOOOOOOOOORANGERS

Go snowballs

I've been watching this show for years now, but this made me to like and subscribe to this channel.

@@SGGCREATIVES Same man, hope the green ducks and Black Jacks win this time around!

It'll be more fun to have John do the play by play

We're all still laughing at you

You know what? I'm with you. I watch Jelle's races and 3Dbotmaker's races since the announcers are kinda on point for a couple of toys. They can laugh at us together.

I supported Oceanic’s for years, I was even laughed at by Marble Racing fans...

Esports fans

Finally the recognition Jelle deserved!!

I'm not gonna lie. In my head, I read that dubbed by the actor that interrupted him during the whole Bob Murray number and it was hilarious

Two words: Dragon Money

@@Vexiratus Aren't they running out of Dragon Money?

Why would they be losing money ?

HBO: Have you lost your marbles?

With the Iron Marble gone can the Marble Spider fill its sphere? Or has he rolled away from his responsibility?

The REAL TRUTH about CORONA: Dr. Buttar ukposts.info

When your heroes forced to save you, or their kids will starve, that's not really a *decision*, isn't it? The US this far shows the worst outcomes, the third of all infected, almost a hundred thousands dead, and it's not only Trump's fault, Democrats are just as corrupt. If you have any respect for people carried you through this pandemic - support them when they will rise to protests, infact, many of them already do.

@@kuzmavolkov Nah Captain Marble will take over unfortunatly^^

@@kuzmavolkov Or has he sank to the Deadpool. On another note Gene Rodenmarble is working on something.

Not even in the League this year.

@@joepod Currently they are in 16th in the Showdown standing with a very good chance of being relegated

@@Dalton1294 Yup. We need a third tier just for them.

Yeah but online tournaments are boring

yeah I don't know how he could have missed a multi billion sport industry that didn't stop during covid 19 on a 21 min episode about sports during covid 19

@@MrGustavier maybe he saves it for another episode, the big talking point for Esports is burnout, stress and prolonged contracts.

Are there any CS:GO tournaments I can join? I don’t have a team 😅

Esports is a sport like golf is a sport. It takes skill, but not athleticism.

He’s an absolute treasure.

He seems genuinely proud of this one.

@@nomnom112 I would be proud, too! Believe me, if I had the spare cash, Jelle and his team would never want for another sponsor. I would just hand them a blank check and tell them to do what they do best for as long as it's viable to do so.

@@tgraf66 maybe it's a good thing you don't have the cash.

@@nomnom112 Probably. ;-)

You lose some marbles - you sponsor some marbles!

To make marbles you have to break some marbles

I ment marvels but i dont eant to get sued by marbel company and their dizzy commics

Gooooooorangers! But hoping the best for the Oceanics too!

Hey, that's seven O's...

Watching the Oceanics tank last year gave me a weird amount of vindication. It was so funny watching the hosts choke in their own events.

@@Chomuggaacapri it's strange how consistently hosts do poorly in the marble events.

Nooceanics

Welcome to the fanbase! You're gonna love it

you won't be disappointed, Jelle has plenty of binge worthy content

Go Green Ducks!

I’ll be honest I probably watch that more frequently than other sports

@@fprosk except if you're a Mary fan, or even worse, an Oceanic fan.

WWG1WGA! Flood the trending pages!

I don’t think he spending HBO’s money on that. I think he spending the shows budget money on that.

You would say it is HBO’s money but it was given to the show so technically it’s the shows money.

And boy am I glad he does!

Technically, it's AT&T's money now. So, take that business daddy!!

We've found them.

Reminds me of this sitcom episode where this woman had 8 kids, and while in labor with her 9th she was playing cards and said Doctor, don't worry about being late when he had to check on another patient, we can do this ourselves.

That child goes up to be head of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.

My mom was my Grandma's 14th child

Tarique Aziz XD

My brother was no 4 hours old when my parents stopped to get BBQ supplys (my mom waiting in the car with im) vs. Me who had no medical reasons to stay in hospital for 4 days.

LMAO!!!!

It may have been the smartest decision John/HBO have ever made. The MarbleLympics and Marbula One are incredible!

I mean, they are sinking like $20 million for a crap filmmaker (Zack Snyder) to rejigger one of his crappier films (Justice League) so a few thousand to sponsor a marble league seems like an incredibly smart use of their money by comparison

HBO: "You've really come up with another stunt to blow our money on in quarantine?" John: "Oh *fuck* yes." HBO: *sighs* "At least this one is better than rat porn..."

@Shlomo Goldsteinberg It's like the sports teams in reverse.

Its really well done. That reminds me, I need to finish up the 2022 season. I got caught up with other things, and missed the last few events

so mister Driver, it says here you're "ready to slide your hard, gargantuan probe all the way to the bottom of our company's Mariana trench like the telegraph pole equivalent of a hot researcher from some gay porno." care to elaborate on that?

it certainly wouldnt hurt to put john oliver as one of his references

I was really hoping for a surprise skype call from Kylo. I think we all know it's coming.

Adam Mcinerney I've never watched any, but those vids for so & so reads thirst tweets keeps coming into my feed, if he did a reaction to Mr Oliver's, I'd almost certainly watch it

So cringey..

Where do babies come from?

I'm a 3rd one and this tickled me proper!

Thats kinda how i really felt after my 3rd kid everything was kinda routine and going through the motions

Yeah, that made me laugh too.

@@OjaysReel I'm a 4th one. I guess not even us babies had to be there ;-)

And they just won it :')

I’m your 69th like

That was pretty damn clever

hopefully he doesnt go momo momo.

JackDespero badum-tss

Tide Pride was fucking painful last year! Well, this year, we’ll crush it!

It’s crazy that some marbles teams can be shit and other can take all the gold

Orangers need to step up their recruitment strategies and training regiments, because while we've got some amazing athletes, the team as a whole has been widely inconsistent.

@@Battury I know, sometimes they do so well but then always end up shooting themselves in the foot at the last second.

Adrian Adams I hate the o’rangers with a fucking passion (which is remarkable, because they are fucking marbles), but you’re right. They have been all over the place recently!

These first 2 events have been rough, but we can comeback and win this! #RideTheWave!

High Tide will come soon! Our wave will smash like a tsunami! #RideTheWave

They’re on the comeback boiz!!!

@@Highabovemexo Yeah they are!!! #RidetheWave

@@Highabovemexo I hope so. I really hope so. I'm just afraid of jinxing it.

Well, that would be quite a mmmm...climax.

It would be a better overall joke if he never did and John was just a odd fan

@@straydogbite You thought you KNEW the world {you lived in} cause you been SURROUNDED by FREE MASON Lodge Members from Age Ten Years old to “these” Old Crows them “Shriners” of the Prison and Jails RUN by their FREE MASON Lodge Members, and taking we THE NONMASON CITIZEN “Tax Payers” to be ARRESTED as WE THE PEOPLE “of our” States for LAWS “we the people” do not agree with.?.?.?.?, nor have “any say in” so these (COVID19) PROJECT BLUE BEAM [Global Citizens] and Their GLOBAL GOVERNMENT of these FREE MASON “INTERNATIONALIST” can call ALL the shots “in our” National FLAGS???, and then dispose of our “CONSTITUTIONAL” CITIZENS RIGHTS.?.?.?.? ukposts.info/have/v-deo/iIhplamhiLCfo6c.html You best learn how to kill FREE MASON {in secret} be they 10 years old to 20 year old FRAT BOYS and Collage Sorority Sisters, my “nonmason” YOUTH of and for OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition of We The Pak-Toe be we [good or evil] too decimate The Racka whom are beyond [good and evil] [{**}] thinking THEY LIVE these “Profane” FREE MASON whom walk among us with their U.N. Troops {FACE MASKS} /_\ are Gods and Goddesses walking among we the nonmason people, persons, and populations “of our” COUNTRY…….., but they and them LOYAL to them FREE MASON Houses of S.A.T.A.N. and L.U.C.I.F.E.R. are all partakers of SEDITION - Treachery - High Treason / * \ and the “RULE OF LAW” that says and STATES “Specifically” by their own DECLARATION - Memorandum…..., and PROCLAMATION that [They Live] [{*}] these FREE MASON Lodge members “must be” +=+ SHOT ON SIGHT as “betrayers” to OUR 50 STATES FOR AMERICAN Flags, Constitutions, and Boarders!!!! www.federalpay.org/military/grades/o-4 Nothing but Paid PRIVATE CORPORATE C.O.P.S. in this [U.S. Military] that are no better then these other U.N. Flags and CORPORATION C.O.P.S. known as {G4S and Academy} BLACK WATER Privateers to do MURDER to “we the nonmason” people be we children, toddlers, preteens, teenagers, and all the way up to our Grand Mas and Grand Pas, so ALWAYS SHOOT FIRST and {keep killing} these FREE MASON “U.N. Troops” of JADE HELM 15 in Secret…….., as they like to die (in their) +=+ FREE MASON [Lodges] BLOOD OATH SECRET SOCIETIES!!!! www.federalpay.org/military/grades/e-5 So do tell me people….., and persons……, and “POPULATIONS” of the U.S. Flag UNITED NATIONS World Police {NATO Military} of /_\ #QANON U.N. FLAGS “for this” INTERNATIONAL MAFIA of and for YOUR free mason lodges the “so called” Illuminated ones???? How much MONEY [do you need] too Kill, and Murder, and Rape, and Torture, and ABUSE your own fellow “HUMAN BEINGS” nonmason Citizens.?.?.?.? Never Forget My NONMASON People….., WAR IS MURDER…..., and any whom “Participate” in WAR are Murderers not Heroes “or Saints” for they have killed our own kind “be they” FREE MASON or Not... The Green hat` [///|||\\\] +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

@@thewriteinpresident k

Probably so Oliver can grab him inappropriately. Oliver needs help SERIOUSLY

"Um, thanks for all the shout-outs. I think." John beams and opens his mouth, then Adam cuts him off abruptly, "Can you not? Please?"

I think you mean "sexual tension". ;)

@@SadisticSenpai61 Or Adam just stared at him like "I will fuckin murder you, you weird little parrot" but John is like "oooh he's smitten by my British mittens, must remember to slip him my roomkey."

I call it dread 😂

me too

Liam Lassiter does anyone know when this creepy obsession started?

@@patriciaorourke1816 I believe at the very beginning of the season, just before the coronavirus segments

Agreed, I was so excited, I have been a fan since they had to 150K subscribers.

I about screamed when the marbles came on, and to think he's a sponsor makes me genuinely happy and that in itself is proof that this pandemic is driving me insane.

@@connormcgregor4578 huh?

Have you ever lost your marbles?

Same! GOOOOOOOOOOORANGERS

I really hope the green ducks can keep the streak going

Same here! Go Midnight Wisps!

#QuackAttack

#HazeAmaze Now all the Marble Run Fans get out of hiding because we are a legit sport now. Uncle John said so :D

TEAM PRIMARY!

@@MCAndyT was always an O'Ranger man myself. although when momomomo got hurt... i was sad.

Yeah, I watch both chanels and that is a crossover I did not expect hahaha

Go Oceanics! Fan of two year here

Same! My friends and I will pause each race before it starts and put down $1 bets on a team

I have been a fan of Jelles Marble Runs for a long time now... Long before their original channel took a hit. Then came the time when Formula E got into the game with them and now this... It's just unbelievable how something like marble racing was mostly viewed by a few like myself and now John is their main sponsor. (orangers fan here!)

@@deepakdutta3680 OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@@deepakdutta3680 I've always been a team galactic fan, myself. I'm crazy excited that they are hosting the marble league this year.

Wow

Deepak Dutta same here 😀 #GOOOOOORANGERS

Lena Marie ukposts.info/have/v-deo/foOEep2Oo3qTq4k.html

It's getting so ridiculous I'm getting to the point of thinking the person who writes John Oliver's lines is a woman, owns his show, and legitimately stalks Driver indirectly.

How many are there ?

@@kly8105 why should ut be a woman, Adam Driver is objectively a hot man and I'd happily get railed by a train if he'd be the conductor. Check my ticket you Star-warred beast, you manly human equivalent of a Russian Bear.

John: One Writers: Oh really? That'll be easy John: Per episode

Some of the marbles haven't set up Instagram accounts yet but other than that it's all systems go.

Go Team Galactic!

yesss the marble league is the ish! ive been a fan for 2 yrs its actually dope! #jellesmarbleruns

"Wait, we can manufacture all the drama and storylines of the athletes with negligible production costs without paying the athletes hundreds of millions of dollars? What have I been DOING all this time?" They've already got a term for this in the US: student-athletes. ukposts.info/have/v-deo/qIhpdo5_aol7z2Q.html

Vince McMahon knew that already bud.

Yes! Although, it's understandably scary for Adam to be in the same room as John but that just means now is the perfect time to do it remotely.

Just 5 minutes of uncomfortable silence as they listen to everything that John has said with Adam making unwavering eye contact.

it would be much much weirder than just a dress

Collin Blank 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@Django Fett slap a restraining order on me you menacing obstacle

This joke's beard is longer that many marble tracks.

A. Osman think it would be funnier if he’s stated the wife doesn’t have to be there. 😁 Edit:spelling

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/sImbhGpsfaSgyac.html

He knows!!

John Oliver also knows your social security number and your credit card details.

I know right?

Dude I literally said to myself "if I refresh and nothing's there I'm gonna sleep"

At 8AM ;)

I don't know what it is but he's the only late night host I can still watch.

Totally agree. im happy he was able to adapt. its going to be weird when the audience returns.

@@BensonBoy2019 I think he'll get along fine

Everyone else just got super cringy since being quarantined. Jon is such a breath of fresh air honestly.

Some More News is also great about this, but they never had a live audience, so it wasn't really even a transition. It's nice, because of the differing style and topics, neither shows really overlap, so both are great to watch each week.

Yeah, you watch enough LWT, you *know* what's coming!

the Savage Speeders always get robbed!! but yes I’m so excited that Jelle’s getting this level of notoriety!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Rangers gonna win. you can fall in line behind us. That is, if u make it out of qualification after last year

Yes OOOOOOOOOO-Rangers

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It is just a lesson in perpetual disappointment to be a Raspberry Racer fan. I shall suffer on.