Same, I feel important. hahaha

LITERALLY HAHAH

hell yeah

I feel like a vip

It makes me feel important ngl

This sent me 🤣🤣

or it's flowey the flower here to kill you

You been reading my rpff

Imagine: Your in your bedroom it’s late and you hear a faint: Howdy,howdy,howdy you scream and run but sudenllly Kurtis hits you on the head and you fall into his arms and he says gal will you marry me? You scream yessss qween slayyyyyyy the end.

😪

Michelle absolutely groundbreaking stuff

Our little kid is growing up

Michelle the disappointment

Alappat, too.

Come again?

wow disney world could replace every ride they have with this text post and it would feel the same.

What the fuck

lmao

that ending hit me like a bag of wet mice

@@greekmythologyishappierthe3418 lmao what

that's basically Canadian bullying

can confirm, this is how people bully in Canada

@@momplspickmeupimscared your username....i fell off the bed laughing.

@@suhaneegupta814 are you okay? Did you get hurt?

@@glitchgwen470 Yes, I'm fine. Thank You so much for asking!! This made me so happy!!

should I make that my senior quote??

ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇ, YES!!

@@sophiabozi74 or request an other one just so I have options 😂

ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇ, I also need to do my quote this year. I decided to do a One Direction inside joke. I made a whole list, try making a list of your favs and decide close to writing down the quote. Just an idea.

@@sophiabozi74 haha thanks :)

Emma Friend 🥺 true lol

Imagine: He’s following you, about 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He’s gaining on you. Shia LaBeouf.

Imagine: you’re looking for your car, but you’re all turned around. He’s almost upon you now and you can see there’s blood on his face. By god, there’s blood everywhere! Shia LaBeouf.

Imagine: Running for your life (from Shia LaBeouf). He’s brandishing a knife (It’s Shia LaBeouf). Lurking in the shadows. Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf.

That's the dream

relationship goals

@@febreezeofdespairLMAO

more like watermelon sugar bye

The number of times you said suddenly had me dying 😭

​@@notsia 😭😭😭

The insecurity is strong with this one.

no because that was such a trope back in the Wattpad Days™️, it was infuriating

@@kaf-smif”back in the days”? I’m sure this shit is still there 😭

@@kaf-smif yeah, the whole main character or love interest being a victim to add drama is an overused trope on there. at least the cheating one isn't as bad as the r*pe victim main character/love interest trope. its terrible.

love the profile pic

Even zoomed in Jungkook got us WHIPPED.

worth it

a despicable meme

Oml your profile pic lol

is this a fellow chloe moriondo fan? :)

Worth every penny

He forgot shoes 😂

I'm dying at him in the car lol

He's putting in work with that green screen this video fr

It's been three years and it's still fuckin hilarious I don't understand how she managed to do that either

queen behavior

Shannon Dean 😂😂 wow this took me back

BBBHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf!

BEARTRAP

Quiet quiet

i-

I'm-

I'm s-

we dont speak of it maam

STOPPPPPP DMCNNSCA

DO IT THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY -a teenager

Lmao one of my teachers always loved to “embarrass” kids when they wouldn’t listen to her or they’d talk over her in class 💀💀💀

OMG YES I SAW THAT ONE IT WAS SO FUNNY

I laughed so hard this is underrated

omo there was one with suga from bts too i cannot hhhhhhh

this did not age the wellest

Not him actually doing this

🥵great story telling

his hair was in my drink?

big uwu

sescksy 🤤😍😩

Lol, that made me laugh more than I expected.

omg same

Neil breen is the fucking best

reminds me of that "he broke up with me, BY KILLING HIMSELF" tiktok

“i’m gonna shoot this goddamn car fulla holes 🤬🤬😳😤😠🤬😭”

*the neil breen vibes*

NOT GOAT STORY

OMIGOSH😱

Im edging so hard to this comment right now

this is entrapta and hordak's lovestory come onn

YOU FUCKING GOT ME I wasn't expecting the goat story ending

That sounds good but what if Kurtis did it...

curtis konner

Or kurtis whispers “dude” 🤤🤤

who tf is Curtis

Henry Ewing the mayor

HE DOES WTH

IKR

@@hana-bp6ep underrated comment

he's accidentally aimed a little too far to the east with that

the Beatles are scouse-

very relatable as an aussie

Very relatable as an indian

very relatable as a crustacean

Why would you make me read that

And there all called Hamlet.

I-

I didn't have to read this but fuck yea i did

Toes aren’th pearlss, rose areth my teef

This is underrated 💀

That was horrible (I’m an army and wtf did I witness)

@@afellowturtle2119 Hi, an army. I'm Doodle DeVore.

Well deserved

@@afellowturtle2119 same man..

English is my first language and sentences like the ones in these imagines make me wonder if I'm missing something

You forgot the part where Jarry stands up to the bully for you and tells them everything amazing about you and then everyone loves you and the bully is sorry and turns out to be in love with you but you ignore him and marry Harry

And then everyone clapped

At least his fans do smart

Abyssal Nightmare *shakes*

@@necromancer8725 yes... *FEAR ME*

Ahhhhh perfect.just perfect.

sounds like paradise

Your average Wattpad story plotline.

Why u say it like they aren't the same person

Kinky?

Egenaz Sarı EYE-

@@ninimad well i'm flattered thank you

Then he enters your ear. You tell him to stop but he is in there.

@@goeeey well that escalated quickly

*slaps you in the face* CLAP

love the detail in this

Amazing, a tear just fell from my eye

I've been dreaming about this for the past 6 years

You're such a tease.

*nut*

George Stanley i cackled lmao

that whole mf skit

RIGHT???

@@sillymonkey73 at least my fans do smart

Mady 0616 ?

Jose Rosario omg so true lmao

i saw somewhere someone wrote about hobi shoving sprite up his ass.. it scared me a lot.

ᴄᴏᴡʙᴇʀʀʏ what the actual fuck

I saw one where jungkook fell in love with his daughter but it’s like you where suppose to be the daughter 😭

@@cowbearrie wtf 😂😂😂 you know what i am not even suprised

Cephalobot

a n k h a

@@yejiluvrr best islander tho

he turns into a vibrating puddle of skin and bones and then justin bayber walks out of the fridge to mop him up. justin bayber and kurtis's eyes meet. then justin tosses his skin and bones into a cup and gives it to you, he stares into your eyes and pierces through your brain. everyone claps and you hear your middle school science (biology to be more pacific) yell out "true love as teens!" then you get married to justin in starbucks damn, i need to make a wattpad account-

@@doll1ly what about the man I just went on a date with :(

@@artdeco777 he is justin bayber

@@doll1ly i would roleplay that

@@doll1ly I'm IN THE BUS, I CAN'T-

LMAOOO

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

🧿👄🧿

Im iN pAaAiIiiINnnNnNNnN 👁💧👄💧👁🤚

Lol this is under appreciated

6 AM HOT DOG 6 AM HOT DOG 6 AM HOT DOG

L T this comment deserves every award

hello very good comment but idk if you noticed or did it on purpose I am not trying to sound rude sorry but I think it says at least my fans do smart I think?? instead of be smart is do smart uh yeah sorry idk if you did that on purpose or not but ,,,, aaa bye

then everybody starts clapping

@@sbennett6348 it's an imagine, not a real story you fucking brainlet

@@speepeal3785 who tf said it was a real story i think theyre aware, just adding on for jokes. and jesus you are such a snowflake chill out

I was literally thinking the same thing just a couple of minutes before finding your post, haha

Or they wrote it in another language and translated to english??

Stylorum vexare cogitet in lectulo. brachia manicis te ridens dixit "ad gaudendum" Est nox ulla before melius. Your satisfaction does not follow ullus lies. Tuna assumes an aliquot of a whole ten lines. Raise the pile of condoms quickly and do not remove them. - Screw candy? cum dicitinis cachinnant. And tunc praises the pleasure. now that's not the actual imagine i typed tho, the actual imagine i type was: Imagine harry styles is in your bed. handcuffs on you wrists, he laughs and says "time to have fun" it's going to be the best night ever. You thought it couldn't get any better. Then he takes his pants off, he takes yours off too. He grabs a box of condoms and he then says. "want a lollipop?" he says with a giggle. And then the fun commenses. I think the poorly translated one makes more sense then that one tho

This is like Wattpad Allstars

@@skits2773 ...yes

😫😫😫

I believe you've written a fanfiction before

@@anapm712 ive been caught

😰😰Glad I'm still a lice mate

@@Quaintrellee hey lol we have good profile pics 😻😻

That was iconic

‘Filay minion’ made me laugh harder than it should have.

And this is why people think us kpop fans are weird

When he started re-enacting it I was losing my mind

@@ally_defrates ngl, i wanna see what a fillet minion would look like-

so romantic🤧🤧

ik this is from twitter but it's still hilarious 😂😂

S T A R K A S M i saw it on tumblr and just HAD to comment it

awww 😊💕

Hmmm, I feel like the ending should me more like: now you guys are married

i can't--

Conspiracy theory Kurt is IS Goobie

His WHAT accent

@@lynnielie8312 7:29

gru x goobie

HAHAHAGAHS I CHOKED ON MY WATER

@@sleepysnjomen707 be sure not 2 die or else logan will film ur ded bodt

Logan pail?

his filay minions help him

BAHAHAAAA

No- wtf

@@kys2049 did u watch the video

@@screamingthroughtime6257 Yes and your comment is gold

dude

@@AnnMarcelino :)

Kinky

Omg

woah, you don't know what you're doing to me man🤤

OH GOD

I really need this

as a middle schooler i better hear that if i get a girlfriend in the year and a half i have left

@@sp0rkb018 Best of luck to you!

Please let us know how that goes with your kids, as a middle schooler, I promise they’ll like it, just let us know how it goes anyway

@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 well first I have to find some true love to point out- which is quite difficult during Covid. But love finds a way I guess. We shall see.

@@rachelmcdonough1506 yeah that’s true, good luck though regardless

Reuben Leonard I‘m only here because of Natsu

But did yall know that LOGIC IS BIRACIAL

Omg y’all should check out fairytailimaginesdaily if u like ft😂

Same

Reuben Leonard I like your pfp I just finished fairy tail and currently reading 100 year quest :!

Amber Ashley Imagine Neil Breen making a movie about your death where he time travels to try and save you but end up blowing up the entire world, then Neil proposes to Kurtis and they fly to Venus and spend the rest of their life together.

i would have a heart attack if i saw neil breen in public

adeline wurzer I just can’t believe he exists outside of my screen, in the real world, as a real human

simply sarah I am imagining that, and I like it. I ship it

this the most realistic imagine I’ve ever read

What kind of chip are we talking though? I need the flavor

@@marvelineous Wait what?

marvelineous what- ik the fbi came to his house but it wasn’t about child trafficking

Wow... Another vore joke

Jake paul would be a dorito with no flavoring at the top of the bag

instead of clapping he just beats the shit out of you

🤤🤤🤤🤤

Instead of clapping with his hands its an ass-clap and you die instantly

I'd say thank you daddy

😳

Piage Fabez 😂💀

I read that as curry haired and was like "Who-"

I wish this would happen to me 😍😍

this is a song lmao

You’re running for the your life its shia lebeouf hes brandishing a knife its shia lebeouf. Eating all the bodies. Actual cannibal shia lebeouf

Katie Biedron Ah, your leg! IT’S CAUGHT IN A BeAr tRaP!!!

WAIT HE ISNT DEAD, Shia Suprise

a very potter musical draco malfoy

probably cause he played draco malfoys brother in harry potter 4

@@lis6108 KAJDNDB

AHAHHAHAHAHENJDKSMWM OMG

STOPSJFJ

wow that was so beautiful it made me cry 😭✨🥺😫

Goals ❤️❤️

awww so cuteeeeeee 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

D'aww..

Was it the giant rat that makes all of the rules?

Kurtis Breen

That reference tho

Who am I? What am I?

Best imagine I've seen so far. You should have it turned into a movie. Maybe even multiple. 😍 Move over E.L. James there's a new writer in town.

😂😂😂😂

Same tho

I want to sat yesteryear 😂😂😂

@Yunita Fatikhasari and dragging the person i used to be

I thought I was the only one

Same

Ngl that’d be crazy dude 😳 omg lol 😂 like what if that happened 🤪😂😂 watermelon 🍉 sugar 💀 die xDddddd

If only Harry styles threw a watermelon at me.

TAsTeS LiKe dEaD bOdiEs

I AM ACTUALLY CHOCKING THIS IS HILARIOUS

@@dannydebatable *ON A DYING EVENING*

wait- they exist? 🤣😂

OH GOD

Fanfiction 🙃

🕳⬅️😀

NO NO NO

imagine: kurtis performs

😂😂😂 such hope, so sweet and naive

):

U win the comments

i felt that deep in my soul

Wonderful

I love this 😂

liv yours made me laugh at the end so thank you

I approve of this imagine

this made me scream

Eric Andre lmaoo

@@Elizabeth-kq4gh so ur a person of culture

the warrior cats ones omfg

flan au chocolat that was the worst. I’ve been to so many schools and warrior cats were at every single one.

I don't know bout English amino but in the Latino RP aminos or Voice acting ones the cringe is all to real, unadulterated and mentally draining

Wait there were warrior cat imagines?? Omg how did I miss that as a kid lmaoo

In 6th grade I legitimately had a crush on firestar. Yeah...

Ikr? And long hair and glasses? Pfft, what a nerd. * Looks in mirror * Oh...well, at least my fans do smart. * Dies*

Isn't that what most pretty people look like? Lol

Couldnt be me

Ew gross people with lips are so ugly. I’m so glad I was born without a mouth at all

@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 i also enjoy the consumption of batteries, tasty treat

I want a imagines 4 now, but only with kurtis imagines or whatpadd stories

I once saw one on twitter. The most weird and disturbing imagine i've ever seen, ever worse than BTS imagines.

@@gimmeyourankles what was it? 👀

@@ms.bigbooty was something like "you and kurtis are having sex and you get your period" and some REALLY fucked up "don't spank me, daddy" in the middle.

N O Since Kurtis has done videos on weird imagines in the past, couldn’t there be a chance that they’re really weird and horrible on purpose?