Yes hahahah

It does mean someone has to take 16 shots and holy shit is that drunk

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Fax

I would like this comment, but it’s at 666 and I don’t want to piss off the devil twice in one day

Hahahaha

well, Matt is getting into his pure, raw, original Mattness state.

​@@kirillzakharov7336😂😂😂😂

Has Matt stopped laughing yet??

If you consider character that of an idiot learning subpar comedy fused with self-depreciation then sureeeeee😂 we call that character Amy Schumer in America or Ellen Degenerate

hell yeah!

A head-to-head with these guys is absolutely dangerous. If they don't literally bust a gut laughing, there's the danger of alcohol poisoning when they get to 25-25 tie score.

❤OMG me to❤

Andrew will supply the fun pills too

What's the difference between a fridge and a butt hole? A fridge doesn't fart when ya pull the meat out

Watching Andrew get redder and redder. 😂

@@worldrummer As he tries not to explode 😂

Matt, from the depths of what must be an incredible state of intoxication, can still come up with things like 'Those kind of racist jokes don't fly with me." and "Other Abbey.". With a straight face!

you should have just stop the sentens " when matt and andrew come together" :)

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Yeah it was my fav PH video

This was the real highlight for me. I wouldn't mind ads on UKposts videos if they are all like this

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Andrew had tonhelp

Sponsor part was shot before the actual video was shot. Look at the Absolute it's still full.

​@@EEEEEEEE60 iterations of the central finite curve, there's a Rick that works more with wood, than with polarity plating. His name is Simple Rick, but he's no dumby. He realized long ago that the greatest thing he'd ever create was his daughter. We captured that moment. We run it on a loop through Simple Rick's mind. And the chemical it makes his brain secrete goes into every Simple Rick's Simple Wafer's Wafer Cookie. Come home to the impossible flavor of your own completion. Come home to Simple Rick's.

He did very well controlling himself in this one for his standards

I always fast-forward that intro part until I came across this comment

Got that right ain't nothing better

@@monsterhunter2534Alan would have been better

@@Tolandruth But Andrew and Matt have the best combination, thats make more funnier.

I dont like Alan... he tried so hard to be cool and smart. These two are the best

Alan is funny, but Andrew and Matt just have that chemistry

This is the best video ever, none of the other contestants come close to these two guys' energy

I guess @DrunkDiscussions 👈knows since he has a name on it .

@@richa.s9912 LOOOOOL 😉

😊😅😅😅😅

legit i was dying

Matt was hammered when they started 😂

Bruh they literally put it in the intro that matt was hammered before it started 😂

Puffy eyes… think something else was shared around beforehand;)

​@@xxdudette07xxwas about to say matt defs punched a few cones before this one XD

clearly water

Well...sometimes they'll compete, in the "Look at me not laughing." sense. Which can be some of the most absolutely hilarious bits in the whole show. Andrew was just a walkover because he laughed at every one of his own jokes, usually even before getting the set up out. So, as he said, "Training". He did pretty good in this one and it was still funny.,

@@Trollificusv2 I mean who can argue with free drinks?

@@Trollificusv2 they are mostly training the drinking part ^^

Andrew is a bit try hard

​@@ahnaflfc369 To quote a large number of US crime reports "He turnn' his life aroun'!!"

What type alcohol is this?

vodka@@pratyushsingh7754

​@@pratyushsingh7754Vodka

​@@pratyushsingh7754absolutely vodka

Jesus, they killed 2 bottles of vodka in one session. 😂😂... without food or anything ?!?! wtf 🤣🤣

To be fair - Jokes about Germans work better, if they came from Germans... Like: My Grandfather died in a concentration camp. it was a really hard fall from the watchtower... ;)

What's the deal with Abby resting her legs on guys?

​@@devilmayclarify666maybe they are friends and they are comfortable with each other more like a family?

​@@bugfisch7012💀💀💀💀💀💀

The Matt v. Sam one, where Sam forgot how knock-knock jokes work, almost killed Matt, and it was a dumb "deez nuts" joke. Which he loves.

That's a pretty good joke, and it flew right over Andrew.

@@Trollificusv2 right XD

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That's the beauty of this pairing :D

If anyone wants to see them again! 1.) 2:44 2.) 8:58 3.) 12:02 4.) 19:20 ... I wanna add my own too... 5.) 12:30 "she's not getting any" *HIGH FIVE*

And we thank you for this exciting preface.

And an ascent into entertainment.

I’m sure they would make the most jolly uncles to their nieces and nephews.

I'm so glad we got the perfect PoV for it too lawlz

im sure Matt started the video drunk and ended it needing to be hospitalised

They made it before, check the bottle is full and caped

@@TheDarock16 Great catch. That makes a *lot* more sense. :)

​@@paulengle5784there was a disclaimer, that said that matt was already drunk, so it still makes sense to believe that matt is the best drunken salesman xD

@@sayaplayer666yeah he was definitely shitfaced when he sat down

​@@TheDarock16 no. It says at the start he's already drunk

You mean a rematch between the 2 heaviest d r i n k e r s on this channel ! 😂😂😂 Good to see Andrew hold composure against his own joke, for a change. Steph & Alan are the hardest to crack, IMO

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I’d say Alan is the mysterious god, and these two are his cheeky likkle angels

Put Matt and Matcha Samurai in the same room and one will feed other one laugh 😂

Hes been training 🤣

sams fett are better tho👀👀

Changing the target demographic for the feet pics apparently 😂

@@nielsdik5606 😂 he has changed it up from taking his top off every video

a hamburger, as in the resident of the city of hamburg

😂

​@HeylenR American pig was the punchline. Even after Matt explained it idk why that was supposed to be the funny part. I agree they could have just left it at hamburger but I don't think any of them knew that was an actual city. Or they could've gone with wiener schnitzel

😂😂 I think a better punch line would’ve been if he would’ve said “Weiner Schnitzel”

@@cineverse10455 That's in austria

And properly declined!

Alles daran 😂😂😂😂

🙏🏽😂

Ja man 😂😂😂

actually that was Matt, Andrew is the one on the left who's been trying very hard not to laugh, whereas Matt has been laughing at every sound the entire video

Same here 😂

Same here too😂

Matt's geography skills aren't that greatest though. He obviously didn't get the cannibal joke he tried to tell. 😂

same :D

@@lhplhey, they're from down under. Literally the other side of the world 🙃

I came in here to type this exact same comment. Cheerio mate.

Confirm on that, thats a good one, I am from Hamburg.😅

Yes, I was looking for this comment!

Cause at this ponint, Matt was drunk AF!

they have the best "trying not to laugh" faces

everything is funnier when you are eating or drinking something

I love Sam so much😢😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

Sam is adorable

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One of them actually tries to win in the last ones

Oh and also 3:18 (I lost it 😂)

I second this

sad thing is he didn't understand some of the funniest like the Hamburger one

@@MrPompomful that's always really sad, but happens too often 😢

Das gleiche gedacht. Thought just the same. Germany loves you and your awesome jokes!! Keep on rockin‘

Stop em from floppin? Never heard of it

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Ich verstehe den Bra Joke leider nicht. Kannst du mir den kurz erklären 😅

​@@CWTimeHehe, ja kann ich. Was ist deutsch für Bra (Büstenhalter): Stopp them from floppin bedeutet quasi: Hindere sie am Wackeln oder rausfallen

​@@CWTimeIch glaub so hört sich Deutsch für nicht deutschsprachige an😂

@@Lucky147can confirm

😂😂😂

I was thinking the same thing (about each getting their own bottle).

they each need 2 bottles of their own lmaoo

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As an American cannibal, I also feel represented.

Nos üdv.

stay away from our brothers !!!!!@@ice9arctican543

@@ice9arctican543 murican? school shootings, invasions in other countries, failing healthcare/education. never on the right side to society...

@@ice9arctican543Shut up, Karen!

No way man, they filmed it before. Look at the amount of liquid in the bottle

The Australian accent is just being sauced anyways

yeah it seems almost impossible to me too. I'd be done after the 6-7th shot in such quick succession and I am a Pole too

this vodka must be diluted, he'd be dead after drinking more than 0,5 L of vodka by himself that fast. In all videos participants drink it like water yea, and I'm a Pole here as well

@@FranticWildcatPaws jaki ten świat mały xD

They definitely swap out for water at some point if they even drink any alcohol at all. I don't care if they're sitting for 3 hours doing this, no one is drinking half a bottle of absolut to the dome and not be plastered without being a full blown alcoholic like drinking vodka for breakfast alcoholic. The fact that their main channel is on TikTok just sets a shitty example for dumb kids to slam liquor thinking they can handle it.

That was even funnier than the joke 🤣🤣

Oh please, I feel like they should let them. Because then they could get more material 😂😂😂

😂😂😂

I think his german gets better the more he drinks lmao

*they're/they are

Never heard anything more realistic😀

Ahh, now that joke makes sense LOL!

I was hoping someone pointed this out.

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