The fact that Danny doesn't want to get rid of a smashed up, paint-ball-strewn stroller because "it was expensive" proves he is ready to be a dad

so funny how danny unintentionally turned his whole fanbase extremely paranoid and wary of every single thing related to him on the internet

can't wait to find out if danny's gonna be a mom or a dad 🙏🏼

The irony of Danny being like "guys I'm not tricking you all the time, it's safe to believe this stuff sometimes" and then plugs his fake speedrunning streams to end the video

Sometimes I forget that Danny is a 28 year old man with a house, a wife and now a baby, and not an 18 year old college student.

Even when Danny's talking seriously about being a parent it sounds like he's joking about it lol

i love that danny accidentally enacted psychological warfare by gaslighting his audience so much that we do half the work for him at this point.

I can’t believe he spent this whole video saying he’s not trying to trick his audience and then ends it with a PLUG FOR THE BIGGEST HOODWINKING EVER

I have a strange feeling that Danny has a giant list of dad jokes he's gonna use when he becomes a father

I can't believe Danny's gonna be a Mom ❤

everyone creating crazy theories and danny just being like "oh I was just doing a silly goofy" is so funny to me

Danny: “Oh man, everyone in the subreddit is convinced I’m, like, doing something shady in the background!” Also Danny: *ends the video plugging his Minecraft speed running attempts*

If Danny doesn’t reprise his role and make a “I’m a spooky dad” this Halloween it will be an INJUSTICE to this Greg driven community.

The real question is, is danny gonna be a good cable management dad?

So happy for drew for becoming a mom ❤

14:27 the way he straight-up lied lmao

Alr this gonna be good, we have an unnamed sparkling water.

I imagine that Danny bought the stroller first and then thought, "What's the point of having a stroller without a baby" and then just made a baby

imagine having danny for a dad 😭 congratulations to you and laura, you're gonna be amazing parents ❤

Danny talking about how his fans don’t trust him anymore Also Danny talking about speed running Minecraft at the end, which turned out to be a trick

It'd be hella funny if Danny took a 18 year break 💀

I don't know why, but Jorvis and Jardan made me laugh more than it should have.

Oh Danny, it's not that grandma can't find the spacebar, it's that she hits the spacebar twice 😅

The Minecraft Speedrun trickery reached all the way to the second channel. The corruption goes deep.

Seeing Danny react to his fans being dumb will never not be funny 💀

Congratulations Danny! I bet your gonna be the best tactical dad out there!

i like how danny talks about how insane it it his fans think of all these crazy conspiracies but at the end he sprinkles in the fact hes trying to speedrun minecraft so it was more believable

it took me a comically long time to realise the title said "daddy" gonzalez and danny didn't just make the title his own name for no reason

True fans will remember that Danny and Drew have already dealt with pregnancy because of the manipulations of the Paul brothers

If the baby isn’t named Greg, I’m unsubscribing.

danny looking so disappointed in himself for saying "jorvis and jarden" is making me laugh so hard

Danny you gaslit us all and now you’re mad at us for being paranoid?? YOU DID THIS TO US!

I love how he pranked his community a few times out of good fun and accidentally created conspiracy theorists out of all of us. Now we all have trust issues...? LMAO or maybe we just had trust issues to begin with.

Proof that Danny can do anything or nothing and he still pranks us.

I watched Danny since I was 10 (or when Vine was a thing). When I found out that him and Laura are having a baby, I was shocked and it made me look back. We've watched Danny become a goofy guy to a goofy guy with a child and it made me realized how much he has grown and how I, along with many other Gregs, grew up with him. I'm now approaching my senior year and I still look forward to watching his videos because they never stopped being entertaining. I'm not sure if he's going to see this but Danny, if you're reading this, thank you for making my childhood better with your videos. I am so happy for you and this milestone that you and Laura have approached. Please take all the time you need to prepare and spend time with you little Greg !!

Dude take all the time you guys need, family is the priority. We'll all still be here when you come back! So excited for you guys!

I like how all gregs just collectively think Danny is much more mysterious than he actually is bcs of his sarcasm and playfulness 😭

Hearing Danny taking about being a dad gave me a sense or horror and then I realized that he’s a full grown man and this isn’t a teenage pregnancy. He just looks so young and I forget he’s actually older then me. Take all the time you need with your new baby! Congrats to both of y’all

“Got me feeling like the rain god” is absolute bars

the fact that I can't even trust Danny while he's talking about how he didn't prank us says a lot about our relationship.

It’s cool to see how you went from UKpostsr, to famous person being stalked by paparazzi, to being a dad! Congrats to you and Laura, and take a break from UKposts if you need it. Danny’s gonna be the ultimate tactical father, hope the kid’s name is Greg.

Omg, congrats Danny and Laura!! You guys are gonna make the best parents❤❤ That kid is gonna look REALLY young.

The fact that the next suggested video is "POV I'm your vampire dad" is so funny to me

3:29 this persons grandma probably learned how to type on a typewriter and on a type writer you do double space and when you do double space on smart phone it puts a period

I genuinely thought that when he paused on "I'll probably take, hmm" that he would finish it with "like, 18 years" Take all the time you need Danny, I'm sure you guys will do really well

Danny has driven his fandom to such levels of insanity that he's one fake account away from becoming an ancient god, now THAT'S what I call a content creator

I didn’t know he was having a baby so I’m literally crying right now. I grew up watching you and I know this sounds weird but he was like a father figure to me since my dad worked on the road. I found Danny when I was eight and am now going into junior year. I can’t stop crying tho because I’m so happy yet depressed.

i love how the kid with the tiktok account wasn't trying to impersonate danny like he was fully just like 'guys I promise I'm a child that is not danny, not a child who is danny' lmao, love that even the kids in this fanbase have basic human decency and don't impersonate others for their own gain

It would be insane if Danny really was tricking everyone with the baby and in like 18 years he drops the video explaining how he faked the whole thing.

Congrats Danny I’m 100% sure that you’ll probably look younger than your baby

its due in october, so the baddest spooky song he’ll drop is a fucking child

Stroller enters the picture… then a positive pregnancy test. There’s only ONE explanation: No one tell Danny but Tactical Stroller is the baby’s real father

“I’m not Danny Gonzalez. I’m a child.” Is destroying me rn

Family comes first, Danny. Take as long as you need to be with Laura and your little one when they get here. We'll be here when you get back. Congratulations!

my shock when i saw daddy gonzales as a title. it was an inside joke for me and my friend everytime we watched danny, and one time she accidentally said daddy instead on danny so we js started calling him daddy gonzales so seeing the title had me in shockkk

Gregs are too well trained in solving Dannys plans, it's no wonder that was the reaction. Congrats on the baby!

TAKE ALLLLLL THE TIME YOU NEED! We will be here when you are ready to return!!! The first year goes by very quick and they grow so fast T-T ENJOY IT!

"it made me remember like an ancient times when sometimes it would rain and sometimes it wouldn't" truly inspiring

Honestly I think Danny is too good for his fandom ☠️ y’all don’t deserve him 😭

YOU LYING LIAR LMAO 14:40

I love how the child even posted a vid saying he wasn’t Danny, and people still were suspicious 😂

In all seriousness, I’m so happy for Laura and Danny. They seem like such great people from the very small pieces we see of their lives. Hope everything goes well for them both. They’re gonna do great!

somehow entirely forgot about his pending child and thought this was going to be about people being thirsty for Danny

I bet he’ll be such a fun dad, best wishes for you and your family!

I cant believe that danny's gonna be a great grandmother! I'm so happy for him!

Danny just "happening to buy the tactical stroller" and unironically needing it is THE most Danny thing i've ever heard

Danny is going to be a great mom and Drew‘s gonna be a great uncle

Danny! Congrats for becoming a dad! Don’t worry, take as much time as you need for the kid, your videos have so much rewatch value for everything. This is crazy, congrats Danny!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

I'm so proud of danny he's been one of my favorite youtubers for a long time and I'm sure he's gonna be a great dad💙 Edit:It's 12 june for me so happy Birthday danny hope u have an amazing day and 29 treats you well💙

I just still can’t wrap my head around the fact that Danny is going to be a dad! So excited for you 🎉

He’s fun, good looking, interesting, edgy, educated, and is gonna be a dad😎

14:22 here after dannys minecraft video. I’m not ok

I love how little trust we as Greg all collectively have in Danny ahaha

As someone with a 4 year old who’s been watching Danny for a while, this makes me happy because now I get to feel like I’m actually in the age group to be part of Danny’s audience. Well I’m actually the same age as Danny but had my kid pretty young 😅And of course congratulations to them both, they will both make wonderful, supportive parents, I know it. ❤My heart goes out to Laura right now, pregnancy is a hell of a time, especially in the heat of summer!!

Congrats Danny! You'll definitely be an amazing dad!

Damn it's really cool to hear Danny say at the end that he's working on becoming a better Minecraft Speedrunner and even planning to make a video on it! I'm really excited to see how good he's gonna get and how good of a time he is going to achieve all by himself! :)

Half expecting Danny to revoke the "No more spooky songs" declaration and comes out with "Spooky Baby" in honour of the October due date. 🎃

Yay Danny is gonna be a dad! I know you will be be best parents ever! You guys are the sweetest people!🎉❤

this whole paparazzi section where he says we're looking too far into things and then he tricked us all with the minecraft thing

watching this after the Minecraft speed run LIES is so funny to me

He’s finally going to be the real Vampire Daddy. So happy he’s achieving his dreams ❤

I love how Danny literally became the boy who cried wolf He started tricking his fans, doing silly and goofy shit and now no one believes him when he says anything Or if he does say anything everyone becomes paranoid theorists

Congratulations Danny!!!! That kid is so lucky to have you as a dad! Again congrats!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

OMG WAIT I JUST LOOKED IT UP THERES A WHOLE FREAKING ARTICLE ON THE FACT THAT GREG IS THE FASTEST GROWING ARMY ON THE INTERNET 😂😂😂😂😂

very nice to see to see Danny dedicate a whole video to his close friend Drew Gooden. such a good friend ❤️

I love how awkwardly he says “hello… gaysss!” Honestly I appreciate him celebrating it with us though! Happy pride month Danny thanks for being an ally

hes going to be such an amazing vampire dad 💕

Danny congratulations! Take as much time as you need ❤

Take all the time you need Danny, you and Laura definitely deserve time off we’re so excited for your spooky baby

Congratulations Danny! I wish you good luck in the future, and feel free to take as long of a break as you need, we all understand

Danny is going to be an amazing mom

Congratulations Danny! Take all the time you need, be there for your kid, thats more important for sure

Damn. I don't check on Danny for a little while and now he's about to be a dad. Congrats dude

I’m so happy for you and Laura!! And so glad you’re gonna take a lot of time off to support Laura and the baby while it still has squishy bones

I came from the future and can confirm the fact that Danny did not speedrun minecraft sucessfully.

i never try to speculate on what danny’s doing because he’s just a silly little guy 🙋

Danny: completely destroys Greg's trust issues Also Danny: why is everyone making conspiracy theories about my secret Tiktok account?

12:33 made me laugh so hard bc when it started to change I thought it'd be a baby picture but it's just his youtube picture

Baby Gonzalez is gonna be so proud to have a Spooky Vampire Dad who ghosted Kevin Jonas

cant believe that drew got danny gregnant afterr the fanfic video