Thank you

You are a saint

thank you very much

I love u

Bro you deserve all these compliments you are the person we all aspire to be lol. I knew there would be someone in this comment section.

this made me actually laugh so much

I'm tired, so this took me too long to get

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

Oh god oh no

i would fart to assert my dominance

Don't worry Daniel, we appreciate you, you're part of the Greg fam after all.

ok but upside that is the best last name i've ever heard

Same I get my friends to call me Dan and Danny said “ dan sounds so boring”😭😭lol

You're not Daniel. You're Greg

@@Dan81848 you're sarah

seems like something i would do

"hiii" "WHAT THE FUCK WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!??!"

stop😭😭😭

I had a similar dream, met him on the street and was screaming and crying from happiness and the entire time he was just like “Ah shucks…”

bahahaha

how do people even get Bobby or “Bob” from Robert 😭🥲 that is the one nickname I will never understand

That must really be a pain, Bob. I hate it when people call me Michael.

Bob the builder, can we fix it, Bob the builder, yes we can

@@abandonedmuse i guess

@@cherie..cherry it’s the “ob” part but i don’t know why it’s not just rob or robby

Daniel

Same! I’ve done 3 half marathons and I’d be really sad if my audience wasn’t proud. It’s a big deal!

​@@KitCat898 congrats on the three halves! And yeah, same! If my friends made fun of my name instead of acknowledging the accomplishment, I’d probably be very upset and disheartened.

dood :|

tbh i hate running and i'm sad Danny's accomplishment is overlooked

I would honestly feel lucky and terrified at the same time

i feel cheated.

say sike right now

No fucking way

i do not believe this.

I get it, I've never seen anyone who looks less like a Chris

IKR

Sis you ain't weird I feel the same also your name is really cool lol

Like the fact he goes on reddit every now and then

@@moldyramen7172 AREN'T YOU INE ICONIC BISH 😭😭😭

bro ikr.. just wish i had a link to the subreadit...👀anyone?...

D

Big D.

No no guys it'll be 'Da' And 60's is 'D'

"Da"

Dad

it's actually kurtis but go off 🥱🙄

@don't be surprised omg bestie thx, I didn’t know it was here, I thought it was not here, but so happy it’s here.

@don't be surprised yoooo (we dont care)

Lmfao

Literally like ofc the running picture is photoshoppped 🖐🏾

Dan…newyork

Dan...New Zealand

Dan.....nadagascar

Dan…nananananana Batman

Dan... (Insert creative reply)

True critical thinkers are too powerful for Danny to appear in their dreams

Critical thinkers is based? 😳

We’ll find our way into your dreams!

i agree

To whomever is reading this - wishing you the best morning/night - remember, what we think, we become 🧠💰

And critical thinking

Can you make your I a capital please in the lest sentence

Stolen comment from Vaibhav Shewale

bot

Repent to Jesus Christ “The name of the Lord is a fortified tower; the righteous run to it and are safe.” ‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭18:10‬ ‭NIV‬‬ I

Can you read? I’ve heard that you can’t read in dreams

Same here, I can’t decide if I should offer the correct way to pronounce it or not. XD

The fact that gouache is a super common paint for little kids to paint with and danny has no idea what it is lol

The way he says it gives me a visceral reaction tbh

my question is is he thinking of ganache

he said it so many times!

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/mX5eha9rpoWe0Ww.html Finally its here

The Drew/kurtis jokes are soo dumb at this point

the jokes are never really funny and not clever 🫤

@@karinalumen9722 Yeah that's the point

Then don't watch the videos?

Daniel*

had two attempts to spell gouache right and didn’t spell it right either times

because i dont respect gouche paint@@amaiaiturrate5387

Wait til you find out Drew's name is Andrew 😱

This is why we have trust issues 😔

he literally said it in one of his last videos- why are people surprised ?

@don't be surprised omg finally!! (Let my family go.)

He said that last reddit vid

@Rare one omg finally

@Cyborg 🅥 guess Cartoon Network wasn't paying you enough

Very well said, Greg

thank you, greg! u have a fantastic day too

Couldn't have put it better myself, it's been really enjoyable. Have a nice day as well!

Have a great day Greg!

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/f4R5oHmibpx2sI0.html Finally it's here..

Ikr!

As a normal person who knows the pronunciation of gouache, hearing how he says it hurts my soul

@@soaphope3398 love how youre implying artists aren’t normal people

Agreed, it really hurts the soul..

How is it pronounced?

i hope you’re okay :)🖤

Sorry to hear that, hope you’re doing well :D

Hope you are safer now

omg i have an abusive step dad named dan aswell! Maybe it’s the name

I hope you’re doing ok now

HAHAHAAHAH

😂😂

Honestly, critical thinking doesn't really exist on the internet, so I'm glad he's "obsessed" with it. Like, I wish he'd do a Twitter series and tell people to use critical thinking on there lol. We might see a lot less stupid tweets.

@Darius Bostic no im good but thanks for the offer

I've had this happen too!! T.T

what a cute and wholesome story. love that!

2 has always been my number for sports 😭

Number 2 means you’re the $hit! ( be proud).

💩

@Darius Bostic btw you’re not winning yourself any god points for being obnoxious in a UKposts comment section that has nothing to do with this.

actuallly, i had a dream where I was in my French class and danny AND LAURA randomly where there too 😭 it was so confusing

i had a dream that at 2:00 AM Danny dropped a vid proclaiming he was going to be a dad and he and laura were jumping on a trampoline

Oh my gosh; he’s been in my dreams a couple of times

I think I commented this b4 but I had a dream that I was arguing with Danny and drew about who made pineapple express

dude i don’t remember my full on dream..just the part where i saw him. i have no idea what i was doing or where i was.. i saw him and i think he didn’t even have a body just his head and neck so i screamed “HOLY SHIT” i then realized that i was dreaming and was sucked out of it

Gregcko

I agree

Literally what I do every night

@@080soujanyamishra7 i might be misinterpreting but are you implying you listen to danny gonzalez before you go to sleep every night in an attempt to manifest him in your dreams?? i respect the grind ngl

@@baslewis omg no lol. I meant like, his voice is a good white noise to fall asleep to. Not trynna manifest him or anything, i promise I'm not a creep

please!!

Trueee

That 's rude!!!!

mhm!! i have really bad insomnia so i almost always have to watch danny, drew or kurtis to fall asleep and ive dreamt abt all of them lol. in my danny dream i just dreamt a whole different video where he ended up kicking a cat out a window :/

@इ LMFAO its possible i dreamt it after watching his gta vids bc ive rewatched them a billion times

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/i3WGpm9kkYmSxX0.html finally its here

I knew what it was and I've never even seen a fast and furious movie

@@moodycheese9621 same

I think it might just be an age thing. The movie came out almost 20 years ago and I'm pretty sure a lot of his younger audience missed out on the movie bc they weren't alive yet :/

A better name would be Danny 2: Electric Boogaloo

i think it's less about not knowing the movie and more about why he chose to name the channel after it

You're the highlight of my day

@visible bad bot

I've used it before, it's really difficult to work with, but it is really fun and can be really satisfying. But it's way too hard for me, I suck at painting lol

Boom, art roasted

@@idkwhathomestuckisijustlik3439 same I'm in art school but painting... Is very hard... But I definitely have friends who love gouache and gesso

Yea, in Russia gouache is really popular paint for kids, and a little bit popular in professional arts (but not too much). It is the closest to acrilic, but is water washable and has matte finish as ts said

I kind of felt him on that... like I don't even wanna know that useless little bit of information.. I don't need to know this. so much unnecessary information taking up space in our brains. now that we can just google anything and find out everything instantaneously instead of the old days going to a library tracking down a book and then finding that bit of info within that book. I was thinking like dude I should know less stuff. I don't NEED to know every little thing that comes up. gotta relax and be okay with just not knowing something and that's it...be at peace with just saying I don't know, man. ☮️

Thanks for your insight Xavier

In order to fix Dan, we call him Dan-Chan. /j

Danielito.

@@ease_y awww that sounds so cute, petition to start calling Danny “Danielito”

Definitely agree with the ie thing. I grew up in England and as a kid everyone called me Rosie but my real name is Rose. Rosie by itself is a name so it's interesting how this happens.

fantastic point

So what im hearing is, older ppl dont ry respect what other ppl wanna/prefer to be called by? 🥲 yeah checks out 😂😅

@@miraculoustalesofobliviousness Pretty based of them actually.

​@@olivercharles2930 how is that based

@@mikael9606 How is it not?

la craig

Healing Danny exists. Do ya think healing danny is eternally fighting sleep paralysis danny on the astral plain? 🤔🤔

SAMMEEEE, whenever I'm having a bad pain day I watch Danny, Kurtis, or Drew because they're familiar and comforting 😭

chronic pain gang 😔

@its nice knowin ya the first time I've ever seen likes on a bot comment lol

That’s what he wants you to believe…why do you think you’re feeling ill in the first place….?

It’s worse when my name is actually Dan and even saying them all myself made me question myself

EXACTLY 💀

Neither does David.

@Cyborg 🅥 finally, it’s here: 8======D

Oh phew I'm not the only one

Damn. I never knew about the reference. I just silently excepted the nickname...

@@user-km2mn6rh7x just a very angry man on his second channel

@@user-km2mn6rh7x yea i watched all the movies with my family when i was younger so it was east for me to make the connection

@@sachiarc Yo, I haven't even heard about this series! Should I take a look?

@@user-km2mn6rh7x yea i think so! If you like action movies you’ll definitely enjoy them

Glad to see it’s everyone omg! I look like a crusty sponge with limbs on my race photos haha

Literally every XC photo I had was so bad. But it made it look more impressive bc my dying face suggested I was working really hard lol

I also ran XC in high school and my pics always looked dead. I think I try to relax my face and put all the effort into the running lmao

I run xc and track as well and everyone is always telling me I got sunburned after runs but I always just get really red and then I cool down and my face goes back to normal and I've never seen this happen to anyone else so is it just me?

Alli Yesss I ran Xc in hs this always happened

Gouache is a word my brain refuses to acknowledge. I love watching videos of people opening and organizing those little sets of paint pots, but I must have googled it over a dozen times and couldn't say it right if someone paid me.

Scoo-ash

Gwash

i thought gouache was the most common paint out there! we weren't allowed to paint with acrylic in school because of the staining, so i had always painted with gouache until i started doing art independently

@@sadwasdead5065 yeah its the most popular one in my country!

@Fury it’s not

@Fury strangely well placed but *silence bot*

i think it’s gonna be the privy to the crux song

Oh hello Taylor!

@@serena__ i want it to be privy to the crux so bad

Im a big fan of the office and if andy comes in my dreams im sure hes gonna kill me

Oh shid I'm so sorry, I'm kinda a ed helms fan but yah you must have done something to piss him off. Good luck

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/i3WGpm9kkYmSxX0.html finally its here

Lol that’s genuinely crazy

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHA PLS IM SORRY BUT THATS SO FUNNY --

It was so well done and made me laugh so hard !!

@@2panda90 thank you! 🖤🖤🖤

For anyone wondering, the binary at 9:05 leads to a youtube video titled "confused rabbit drinks sparkling water for first time."

Yes, gouache is a mix between watercolor and acrylic.

@@bilinasmini3480 oh thanks

I love it when Matt comes and finishes my paintings for me

also, it usually comes in a bottle or a tube, unlike watercolour

@u know me that link... is not relevant... please don't spam.

wait what was the final time?

Also curious to know what his time was :)

Final time 1:55:40 - quite a good pace... If Danny wants to, a sub-4 hr marathon is within his grasp!

@@Nachanael Wow, sub 2 for a first half is super impressive!! Really proud of him rn.

I-im sorry 💔😭 (my name's not Danny by the way 😜)

I told Dan. He's pretty pissed rn

@@AMO3BA_ _Poor Dan, at least Danny will probably be in his nightmares now. Bullying him violently._

and he likes Daniel even less :(

Hey everyone! Dan here, from the Diamond Minecart.

Same

For everyone reading this: The MAGIC FROGman loves you and sacrificed his TOTALLY REAL fish shoes so that YOU COULD see colours. Accept him and have and INFINITE amount of happiness and an everlasting LIFE…

To whomever is reading this - wishing you the best morning/night - remember, what we think, we become 🧠💰

@@komojiro7397 okay that was actually pretty funny. 10/10 would read again

@SECRETS my brother in Christ, that doesn't even make sense in this context

beardies HATE him! click here to see how this man has invaded the dreams of thousands

my beardie actually quite likes danny. he and i watch him together often. unfortunately, he is blind, so maybe that’s what affects it? perhaps he is a mutant?

Mine does the same 🤣 She tries to eat his face every time. She likes Kurtis though.

Please film it next time lol

stop lying on the internet

*Daniel

@SECRETS sorry you’re right

this made me laugh so hard for some reason

@@amyah6676 because it feels, at least to me, like a line Danny himself would say… but it’s also 2022, everyone’s humour is shattered

This video has me crying, his delivery is just so good

To whomever is reading this - wishing you the best morning/night - remember, what we think, we become 🧠💰

It’s terrifying

People confuse the word gauche and gouache all the time and it’s funny to hear the pronunciation of each leak into the pronunciation of the other lol

Same!! It physically hurt me

Where I’m from that’s how we say it…

My older brother and I are both artists so when he said that I went back and showed him so we could both have a good laugh lol

sorry about all those bots lol but good job to your mom !

@Darius Bostic why did u put HE in all caps sm

To whomever is reading this - wishing you the best morning/night - remember, what we think, we become 🧠💰

@@selma3611 really trying to emphasize the fact that HES male 💀💀💀💀

Daniel*

Daniel*

Proud of him to but just IMAGINE if like a year from now he revealed that it WAS all a farse and he was never into running at all lol

Daniel*

@Darius Bostic bullshit

i was waiting for someone to notice this

I have Bad News for him

have ever had a dream/sleep paralysis with me in it

he just like me fr

@@ross9944 I have

goo ash

@@molly6230 me but in goo form

@@ash2833 omg genderfluid lesbian twins me too