Car So Fast - [Danny Gonzalez]

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Danny Gonzalez

Danny Gonzalez

8 років тому

Download Link: / car-so-fast-1
Hope you guys enjoy!

КОМЕНТАРІ: 3 200
@viamendes1621
@viamendes1621 5 років тому
Honestly I think the funniest part is that Laura actually looks mature and she could pass for a young wife with kids. But Danny looks like a child 😂
@elizabethdesruisseau7826
@elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 років тому
truth, it's been two years and nothing has changed haha
@katpoliviou6395
@katpoliviou6395 5 років тому
So true tho😂😂
@lampshark
@lampshark 5 років тому
He has a young face
@kale7436
@kale7436 5 років тому
i was gonna like this comment but its at 420 likes
@saturnerens
@saturnerens 5 років тому
TeamKat ForLife u seem familiar... hm
@frnksfrthmmrs2508
@frnksfrthmmrs2508 5 років тому
The fact that Laura is just constantly holding on to her wine 😂
@normie1992
@normie1992 4 роки тому
Lol
@mobagel_
@mobagel_ 4 роки тому
Lol
@wowiezowie1
@wowiezowie1 4 роки тому
no one thinks your funny. please don’t comment.
@funnylittlecreature
@funnylittlecreature 4 роки тому
what edgy
@thebigfarter
@thebigfarter 4 роки тому
Some elements of filming will inevitably make it into the final cut
@politehiccup
@politehiccup 9 місяців тому
"I don't like babies, i think they're a waste of space" the next few years are gonna be rough then Danny
@bibliobibuli_
@bibliobibuli_ 2 місяці тому
FRRRRR
@jacobgloria1873
@jacobgloria1873 15 днів тому
Frr😂
@mabeljennings5270
@mabeljennings5270 3 роки тому
I love how Danny’s interpretation of an environmentally conscious person is Harry Potter...
@asukalei
@asukalei 2 роки тому
And he's literally hugging a tree 🤣
@Drop11thDimensionPleaseee
@Drop11thDimensionPleaseee 2 роки тому
@@asukalei lol
@guywithaface887
@guywithaface887 2 роки тому
@@asukalei He knows the wands are made of wood right?
@washingtonnoble389
@washingtonnoble389 Рік тому
In the third book, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry fights a tree known as the Whomping Willow, which makes it so much more ironic.
@englishatheart
@englishatheart Рік тому
@@washingtonnoble389 That is not "irony." Plus, they first encounter the Whomping Willow in Chamber of Secrets.
@patroclusindeath
@patroclusindeath 4 роки тому
2015: "She's always on my case" 2019: "Whys my mummy always on my case like yuh"
@irlnebulad
@irlnebulad 4 роки тому
So that's what happened to Danny's children XD
@me30000
@me30000 4 роки тому
He moved out from his exwife to his moms house
@oki.k
@oki.k 4 роки тому
Don’t you know this bad boy like the taste like yuh
@xuavy5036
@xuavy5036 4 роки тому
@@oki.k babies are a waste of space like yuh
@addiarnett5013
@addiarnett5013 3 роки тому
@@oki.k ill use karate if your acting rude, hiyaa
@mikey922
@mikey922 6 років тому
"Honey we have kids, you can't just sell the house" "I already did" I can't get this line out my head I hope you are happy
@Arlotube
@Arlotube 5 років тому
OMG SAME (1 year late lmao)
@user-nq2jq2sn2v
@user-nq2jq2sn2v 5 років тому
“Your about to eat my dust, honey” 😂
@Arlotube
@Arlotube 5 років тому
@@user-nq2jq2sn2v put on a bib
@user-nq2jq2sn2v
@user-nq2jq2sn2v 5 років тому
ArloAnimates Engine so loud
@klanglois2040
@klanglois2040 5 років тому
wake a baby in a crib
@KyleBoise
@KyleBoise 4 роки тому
"You should get a Prius man the polar bears need us, I been greener than some leetus ever since I was a fetus!" Lmao I love that part.
@fouryou2887
@fouryou2887 4 роки тому
I would like but you're at 69 likes damn...
@melancholi
@melancholi 3 роки тому
Same
@amelialalllalala3914
@amelialalllalala3914 3 роки тому
Wrong video? XD this is the vid is over now song
@KyleBoise
@KyleBoise 3 роки тому
@@amelialalllalala3914 what?
@amelialalllalala3914
@amelialalllalala3914 3 роки тому
@@KyleBoise NV my UKposts glitched👉👈sorry xD
@wassabiloverlover6490
@wassabiloverlover6490 4 роки тому
you can tell it’s cold outside because danny’s little harry potter cheeks are red
@SRGlalve
@SRGlalve 3 роки тому
their always that way
@avocado8137
@avocado8137 3 роки тому
Liam JumbleRump oooooooo Danny has a crush on Lara ooooooooooooo (it’s a joke)
@melancholi
@melancholi 3 роки тому
Julian Palacio 1: it's Laura. 2: ITS HIS WIFE, AND HIS GIRLFRIEND AT THE TIME
@d.c.kennedy3158
@d.c.kennedy3158 3 роки тому
MarsAPG I really hope you’re joking
@melancholi
@melancholi 3 роки тому
D.C. Kennedy wha- what do you mean?
@Danny-Gonzalez
@Danny-Gonzalez 8 років тому
I really hope you guys like this! I've been working on it for months and put more work into it than any video I've ever done. I think it turned out really well!
@Joseph-dl9ou
@Joseph-dl9ou 8 років тому
Danny I comment third!!!!
@AwesomeTVMoments
@AwesomeTVMoments 8 років тому
Hey thanks for picking me on you now
@notpaigethekilljoy9808
@notpaigethekilljoy9808 8 років тому
I love it! Great job Danny!!👍🏻💖👍🏻💖
@malaysia6138
@malaysia6138 8 років тому
my phone caught on fire... thanks danny :)
@Novideosohwell
@Novideosohwell 8 років тому
This is hilarious!
@kimmartin6935
@kimmartin6935 7 років тому
The low key Harry Potter costume is great.
@Lucy-xp8us
@Lucy-xp8us 5 років тому
Lol yeet
@aleahlittle5514
@aleahlittle5514 5 років тому
I love it
@aleahlittle5514
@aleahlittle5514 5 років тому
@Arley Satterfield thanks and I think Hufflepuffs are cool
@theartofchaos783
@theartofchaos783 5 років тому
Arley Satterfield I'm a hufflepuff too!!
@madmarmax9777
@madmarmax9777 5 років тому
I’m a Ravenclaw
@tastyjason4136
@tastyjason4136 4 роки тому
“My house runs on vegetable oil and i’ve never felt a woman”
@jorydn1136
@jorydn1136 4 роки тому
Why are you getting likes? You just wrote a line in this song.
@animeonepiecelife1663
@animeonepiecelife1663 4 роки тому
@@jorydn1136 You act like others haven't done the same thing.
@smotmy
@smotmy 4 роки тому
Tasty Jason aaaaahhh!!! LMFFFFAAAAOOO!!!
@jorydn1136
@jorydn1136 4 роки тому
@@animeonepiecelife1663 I know other people do this, I just don't know why.
@AgateRF
@AgateRF 4 роки тому
@@jorydn1136 Because I like this line. So now, I'm gonna like the comment.
@me30000
@me30000 4 роки тому
Danny’s dancing as the Bugatti owner is the real masterpiece here
@lv9265
@lv9265 3 роки тому
Ikr I love it 💗 he's a good dancer, he has a good sense of rhythm even if he hasn't taken classes or learnt how to dance
@ospoortus
@ospoortus 3 роки тому
also I love how the car is parked on two different disabled parking spaces lol
@rylansir6774
@rylansir6774 3 роки тому
@@ospoortus it’s not a real car
@ospoortus
@ospoortus 3 роки тому
@@rylansir6774 woah it is I never noticed that
@masteraninja3282
@masteraninja3282 3 роки тому
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@josephg.8629
@josephg.8629 5 років тому
Danny's children in 10 yrs: *pulls up video* Danny: It's a classic Also Danny: I dont like kids theyre a waste of space
@idontknow898
@idontknow898 4 роки тому
Joseph G. I don’t think he’ll have kids since he said he’s celibate. I guess he could still adopt though
@yersiniapestis5237
@yersiniapestis5237 4 роки тому
I Don’t Know When did he say that?
@idontknow898
@idontknow898 4 роки тому
Yersinia Pestis some collab with Drew I think it was the fanfic someone wrote about Danny and Drew
@couldbetheo
@couldbetheo 4 роки тому
@@idontknow898 noooo lol they were joking about being virgins for lives despite their wives hahah i could see how it would be taken seriously tho
@idontknow898
@idontknow898 4 роки тому
Illiana Merrell how do you know? I mean there are people who are married and still celibate
@LPSAngelTVLOL
@LPSAngelTVLOL 5 років тому
Damn this is one of the most underrated songs on youtube
@no-my6xm
@no-my6xm 5 років тому
SO TRUE
@bignibbaofficial2724
@bignibbaofficial2724 4 роки тому
the song is trashfire if u know what i mean
@cursedbutter
@cursedbutter 4 роки тому
im the 600th liker
@noleymorring
@noleymorring 4 роки тому
I agree and also I love your username bc P!atd
@davidisawkward2192
@davidisawkward2192 4 роки тому
Jack stauber’s earlier songs and this
@immortalsun
@immortalsun 4 роки тому
This is one of Danny’s best songs. So underrated.
@ospoortus
@ospoortus 3 роки тому
This also includes "Rollin'". That is that one is really funny.
@Jake-sr6xo
@Jake-sr6xo 3 роки тому
I love it I just wish I could get it on Spotify
@lovinagrant1073
@lovinagrant1073 3 роки тому
It has 1 mil views lmao
@leaffinite3828
@leaffinite3828 3 роки тому
@@lovinagrant1073 his others are comparable or even more viewed tho
@unluckycupid
@unluckycupid 3 роки тому
This is just not one of his most popular ones that everyone talks about
@shay.w.5812
@shay.w.5812 4 роки тому
I'm watching this after watching Slime and Laura looks younger even though it's like 4 years later. I'm convinced this couple have unlocked regenerative properties. With the power of slime and fast cars they have reversed aging and its amazing.
@amandaguerra5004
@amandaguerra5004 3 роки тому
That other girl is not Laura, it seems
@dylanrodrigues
@dylanrodrigues 3 роки тому
Bro that's not even Laura, it's an actress, they just both have blond hair 😂😂
@arthropodqueen
@arthropodqueen 2 роки тому
@@dylanrodrigues every blonde woman is the same person
@wasteland.baby.
@wasteland.baby. Рік тому
The girl in the Slime video isn’t Laura,that’s Anna Ricks
@sadiesouder6046
@sadiesouder6046 5 років тому
*Me:* Did.. did you just make a rap battle between a Bugatti owner and A Prius owner...? *Danny:* Yes... Yes I did.
@parrygodpvpstomper999
@parrygodpvpstomper999 4 роки тому
But the Bugatti is not R E A L
@kaandoesthings
@kaandoesthings 4 роки тому
DANK TANK r/wooooooooosh
@_mislight_
@_mislight_ 4 роки тому
Ooh that's the point I didn't know that I'm so dumb
@freddiejones6253
@freddiejones6253 4 роки тому
Prius won.
@heath2192
@heath2192 4 роки тому
Lol
@dinoghostrick9780
@dinoghostrick9780 5 років тому
“I just drive in my car and I’m not sad at all” lol it’s my fav
@mooey4907
@mooey4907 4 роки тому
Me when my friends and I get in a fight and I don't have any other friends
@invizible8426
@invizible8426 4 роки тому
The way he says “ and I’m not sad at all”it’s so good
@bucketoyuksproductions2305
@bucketoyuksproductions2305 4 роки тому
I think Danny's "Car so Green" verse might be his best of all time.
@noellilozano3806
@noellilozano3806 3 роки тому
The cutest thing here is that Laura does indeed end up marrying this kid- I-
@nudratkazmi7948
@nudratkazmi7948 Рік тому
Underrated
@shahin8127
@shahin8127 8 років тому
"my house runs on vegetable oil and i've never felt a woman" omg, that line is awesome
@katpoliviou6395
@katpoliviou6395 5 років тому
xXSlenderpBrineXx I so agreee!!!!!!!!!
@lampshark
@lampshark 5 років тому
They’re two different people
@GabeErwin
@GabeErwin 8 років тому
THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING!
@mikaylahines8256
@mikaylahines8256 8 років тому
I heard about it from you, it's super catchy😸
@Danny-Gonzalez
@Danny-Gonzalez 8 років тому
+Gabe Erwin Thanks Gabe the babe
@bobbyjohobo5189
@bobbyjohobo5189 8 років тому
SWEG
@nancyg.86
@nancyg.86 8 років тому
+DannyGonzalez lmao
@Nonahh3love
@Nonahh3love 8 років тому
Yes it is ...love you Danny and gabe
@michaelv4871
@michaelv4871 4 роки тому
Danny: Now my wife is on my case. She says honey we have kids! Also Danny: I’ve never felt a woman.
@FabulousKilljoy
@FabulousKilljoy 4 роки тому
Hehehe
@natbrown7012
@natbrown7012 4 роки тому
THEY ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON (bonus points for the reference)
@fluxcy2396
@fluxcy2396 4 роки тому
@@natbrown7012 exactly
@acidrain7493
@acidrain7493 4 роки тому
My exact reaction
@SlyFunkyMonkey
@SlyFunkyMonkey 4 роки тому
The bugatti owner has kids, not the prius owner
@melissalayton213
@melissalayton213 3 роки тому
1:48 It's taken me like 1000 viewings to realise the 2nd glass of wine is for the tree. Sorry Danny.
@Danny-Gonzalez
@Danny-Gonzalez 8 років тому
Also, download link is in the description!
@nomechompsky
@nomechompsky 8 років тому
k den
@maximilian5570
@maximilian5570 8 років тому
verry swaggy
@kmeltou2924
@kmeltou2924 8 років тому
Can you put the lyrics pls? I LOVE THIS VIDEO
@amyhaggerty4367
@amyhaggerty4367 8 років тому
I love this song your gf is really preety
@amyhaggerty4367
@amyhaggerty4367 8 років тому
Tell. Her I said that plz
@spacetaco6221
@spacetaco6221 5 років тому
A car is basically a baby: It cost money Makes noise And makes waste.
@burnforburn
@burnforburn 5 років тому
Space Taco That’s the point
@Gooseam
@Gooseam 4 роки тому
Space Taco it’s almost like he should’ve made a joke about that
@secretcraimbow8571
@secretcraimbow8571 4 роки тому
And if you ride it to fast you’ll go to jail
@Gooseam
@Gooseam 4 роки тому
Secret Craimbow oH FUCK LMAO
@cary1056
@cary1056 4 роки тому
69th like. Nice.
@archerm1484
@archerm1484 3 роки тому
Danny: "I don't like babies. I think they're a waste of space. All they do is make noise, cost money, make waste" Also Danny: "My car is really fast"
@roxygaming5968
@roxygaming5968 Рік тому
the part where he says babies are useless because they cost a lot, make noise and make waste and then IMMEDIATELY cuts to a car exhaust rumbling is actually genius
@CrispyConcords
@CrispyConcords 8 років тому
This is incredible! More please!!
@wowiezowie1
@wowiezowie1 5 років тому
Extra Crispy yessss
@turtlesatplay6007
@turtlesatplay6007 5 років тому
Who are you?
@nonyabusiness5527
@nonyabusiness5527 5 років тому
+turtles at play what a coincidence that u only reply that on people's comments who actually have a UKposts career
@shannonwelsh3521
@shannonwelsh3521 6 років тому
FOREVER A BOP
@alexreid1173
@alexreid1173 4 місяці тому
Imagine danny’s kid finding this in a few years
@phenomenalwackywalrus
@phenomenalwackywalrus 10 місяців тому
proof danny's gonna be an amazing father
@SKsaturn
@SKsaturn 4 роки тому
I got a more important place to be *BYE BYE* Probably Starbucks I drink a lot of tea *CHAI CHAI*
@remesis_
@remesis_ 3 роки тому
S K i couldn't stop laughing 😂
@SKsaturn
@SKsaturn 2 роки тому
@ComedyCorner dude I know I'm Iranian
@111asmith
@111asmith 2 роки тому
Isn’t sure about where but probably Starbucks Definitely
@Humairah2652
@Humairah2652 2 роки тому
I loved that so much
@Buzzcuts
@Buzzcuts 6 років тому
Harry Potter drives a Prius.
@frenchflag9390
@frenchflag9390 5 років тому
Dude Phillips *Hmm*
@freddiejones6253
@freddiejones6253 4 роки тому
🤔🤔🤔hmmmm.......
@lunaromanoff7920
@lunaromanoff7920 4 роки тому
@@dudephillips wait but the actor for Harry potter is named Daniel Radcliff
@lunaromanoff7920
@lunaromanoff7920 4 роки тому
Oof nvm I just realized the joke is that he has in glasses and a Gryffindor scarf
@trulygreg5872
@trulygreg5872 4 роки тому
@@dudephillips the Harry Potter actor is British tho
@marlenacantswim
@marlenacantswim 3 роки тому
I've had "I already did, you're about to eat my dust honey, put on a bib" stuck in my head for about a month now. It's something about the way he says it, paired with the douchey-grin/finger-guns combo.
@evanisontop
@evanisontop 8 місяців тому
Danny woke up in a new bugatti before all of us.
@morganmerriner8325
@morganmerriner8325 5 років тому
I listen to this on my pencil sharpener while drinking out of a tie
@idobeepuns9680
@idobeepuns9680 3 роки тому
Same, I do it in school and my teacher doesn't even realize, he keeps looking at his briefcase.
@bdhd2142
@bdhd2142 3 роки тому
I do it while eating a sandwich is my hair
@billieeilishlovesme
@billieeilishlovesme 2 роки тому
@@idobeepuns9680 true true gregs :)
@billieeilishlovesme
@billieeilishlovesme 2 роки тому
@@idobeepuns9680 btw did he find his pen the one he dropped 45 mins ago?
@Romesixteen
@Romesixteen 7 років тому
that Bugatti definitely not photoshopped. 10/10
@Jas-qp6ei
@Jas-qp6ei 5 років тому
Lmfao, somebody finally mentioned it
@dudephillips
@dudephillips 5 років тому
^
@lildeskchair8026
@lildeskchair8026 5 років тому
OMG I thought that was real.
@sajadrezaei9195
@sajadrezaei9195 5 років тому
あなた同性愛者男の子 he rented it........
@keenanstanley7440
@keenanstanley7440 5 років тому
holy shit i didnt realize!
@karsynricher4075
@karsynricher4075 9 місяців тому
Wait till Danny’s kid sees this
@DapperJazz
@DapperJazz 4 роки тому
“Ya penguin killing ways will get the best o’ yaaa! I’m so green that I’m betta than the rest o’ yaaaa!!!” That makes my soul happy, that line there.
@elenamcdonald703
@elenamcdonald703 7 років тому
I have no idea why but I'm obsessed with this video. I've watched it like 30 times and I know all of the words please help me
@whalesharko4465
@whalesharko4465 5 років тому
Honestly same, sometimes I'll wake up an NEED to listen to it... I think that makes it drugs? Or at the very least some form of antidepressant
@schuys
@schuys 5 років тому
You don't need help, you are a perfect greg
@iread2174
@iread2174 4 роки тому
Same bro, same...
@khalsagriffin1028
@khalsagriffin1028 4 роки тому
Elena McDonald me too
@jonnybuijze1770
@jonnybuijze1770 3 роки тому
Me too I can't stop watching/listening to it, especially the prius verse. It's such high quality man.
@kits5492
@kits5492 6 років тому
Lyrics: My car's so fast, my car's so mean, My car's so fast yeah my car's so clean, My car's so fast, my car's so mean, My car's so fast yeah my car's so clean. I woke up in a new Bugatti... 'cos I live in it, My Parents tell me buy a house but I'm not doing it, Spent all my savings on a whip and my parents savings too 'cos I saw it in a magazine with girls in bathing suits, Now my wife is on my case, she's like "Honey we have kids, you can't just sell our house..." I'm like "I already did, you're about to eat my dust Honey, put on a bib" Engine so loud wake a baby in a crib, I don't like babies I think they're a waste of space all they do is make noise, cost money, make waste... My car is really fast... If I had a dime for all the people that I passed My kids could go to college, but I can't pay the fees, my wife keeps making purchases without consulting me, she's always on my case mocking and insulting me But i just drive off in my car and I'm not sad at all... My car's so fast, my car's so mean, My car's so fast yeah my car's so clean My car's so fast, my car's so mean, My car saves gas yeah my car's so green. Yo I have a Prius, do you have a Prius? You should get a Prius man the polar bears need us, I've been greener than some le(e)ttuce ever since I was a foetus and you dirty gas car is quite frankly so egregious When I pull up to you, yo imma scowl, Turn my head all around like an owl, like you need to clean your act up with a towel I accelerate slowly head shakes with my jowls and I'm out; I got a more important place to be (Bye, Bye, Bye), Probably Starbucks I drink a lot of tea (Chai, Chai, Chai), If your house is solar-powered you agree I can trust you, Invite me to your house and if its not I will judge you Your penguin killing ways will get the best of ya, Im so green that I'm better than the rest of ya, You got a compost bin I'm not impressed with ya, My house runs on vegetable oil and I've never felt a woman. My car's so fast, my car's so mean, My car's so fast yeah my car's so clean, My car's so fast, my car's so mean, My car saves gas yeah my car's so green.
@ru1_ina536
@ru1_ina536 6 років тому
Kits i think it's"fam i pull up *inaudible* neetus?? Nvm i have no clue
@mojavehippie
@mojavehippie 6 років тому
I believe it’s “man the polar bears need us”
@vaibhav5502
@vaibhav5502 6 років тому
Thanks
@katieb7471
@katieb7471 6 років тому
God bless
@claire28638
@claire28638 5 років тому
Kits this deserves more like
@devon273
@devon273 4 роки тому
"My house runs on vegetable oil and ive never felt a woman" Me: rolling around on the floor dying
@fruitofdemise6899
@fruitofdemise6899 10 місяців тому
Hits different now that he's having a child lol
@grantworstell
@grantworstell 8 років тому
His Bugatti is taking up 2 handicap spots.😂😂
@tsvh383
@tsvh383 8 років тому
the car is mean didnt you hear it?
@chris_melberger
@chris_melberger 8 років тому
well this is wonderful.
@toothfairy10133
@toothfairy10133 Рік тому
genuinely obsessed with laura's acting in this video her expressions look more natural than my genuine ones
@fancimaski
@fancimaski 2 роки тому
The “leetus” part is just the best line I’ve ever heard
@silversteinmma
@silversteinmma 6 років тому
Lol a pre-Young Face song. I thought I had seen them all. Danny is a lyrical word-smith.
@lovely8524
@lovely8524 5 років тому
Me: hey, u gotta prius? Friend: nah man Me: *YOU SHOULD GET A PRIUS!!!!!* Friend: ........
@kateemma22
@kateemma22 4 роки тому
THE POLAR BEARS NEED US!
@corncobs
@corncobs 4 роки тому
“ yo I have a Prius Do you have a Prius YOU SHOULD GET A PRIUS”
@ellalysne4628
@ellalysne4628 3 роки тому
as a prius owner i can confirm this is true
@nebula318
@nebula318 3 роки тому
I can’t believe he’s calling laura his wife but now she’s actually his wife
@koichan33
@koichan33 6 місяців тому
danny is actually a lyrical genius
@fordsrest
@fordsrest 4 роки тому
my house runs on vegetable oil and ive never felt a woman was the most bo burnham line you could possibly write for this song.
@MeandMyScrewdriver
@MeandMyScrewdriver 3 місяці тому
It has taken me eight years to realise when Danny is pouring two glasses of wine right near the end, he's setting up a date with the tree, I'm a fucking idiot
@nasilemak868
@nasilemak868 2 місяці тому
Tree hugger
@JorgeDeezNuts
@JorgeDeezNuts 10 місяців тому
Can we talk about how danny looks the same in 2016 and in 2023. Bro never ages😂
@BreezyBreach
@BreezyBreach 5 років тому
0:30 - I love the little "bu be de be du bu dludlubla du du dlidudo" in the backround
@couldbetheo
@couldbetheo 4 роки тому
ikkkkk his production skills are amazing
@dollardays1165
@dollardays1165 5 років тому
i’ve seen this 20 times but every time it comes up on my home page i gotta watch it
@ambergo140
@ambergo140 4 роки тому
Sem
@Caleb_Squatongim
@Caleb_Squatongim 4 роки тому
Same
@karenstraberri4070
@karenstraberri4070 3 роки тому
We are kin then lol
@brookedovale
@brookedovale 4 роки тому
Can’t believe it’s been four years since Danny saved the music industry
@gking8945
@gking8945 3 роки тому
The fact that he explains why he doesn’t like babies for all the same reasons that he loves his car is so darkly hilarious, even showing the exhaust pipe emitting black smog for good measure 😅 Very well thought out lyrics and visuals Danny.
@joeman1224
@joeman1224 4 роки тому
I sing "I've been greener than some leetuce ever since I was a fetus" to myself about 10 times a week
@Rose-mf1ln
@Rose-mf1ln 8 років тому
this song is going to be stuck in my head for the rest of my life i hope you're happy
@bcfz1111
@bcfz1111 3 роки тому
POV: this got recommended for you 5 years after it was posted
@CoolRubiksCube
@CoolRubiksCube Рік тому
I literally cannot stop watching this.
@Christiancarp9
@Christiancarp9 7 років тому
I died when it came to the scowl and owl part. XD
@nudratkazmi7948
@nudratkazmi7948 Рік тому
Did you have a good funeral? I know it's been six years but just to know.
@robynd4546
@robynd4546 5 років тому
i just drive up in my car and i'm not sad at all
@Cationna
@Cationna 4 місяці тому
"I don't like babies, I think they're a waste of space. All they do is make noise, cost money, make waste... My car is really fast!" BRO. How much more on point can you be, like dang This is actually the most brilliant satire of mainstream consumerist obsession culture I've ever see.
@Ryan-bt1nc
@Ryan-bt1nc 3 роки тому
0:57 "I just drive up in my car and I'm not sad at all" best part
@ucherahmatika4382
@ucherahmatika4382 5 років тому
Found this 3 years+ later and love this.
@JosuE-sm5xz
@JosuE-sm5xz 8 років тому
I DONT KNOW WHY BUT I CANT STOP WATCHING THE VIDEO!
@cooliocoal2859
@cooliocoal2859 8 років тому
same I've been listening to this nonstop
@chiphaynes6302
@chiphaynes6302 8 років тому
Me too I think I have a problem
@orbsorbs8465
@orbsorbs8465 6 років тому
Josu Eguren same, that part when the Prius guy starts rapping is amazing.
@izzylou1644
@izzylou1644 5 років тому
IK
@watchdentim1234
@watchdentim1234 5 років тому
i love the “now my wife is on my case” part
@avaward6913
@avaward6913 2 роки тому
the fact this is not on spotify is actually a crime
@Dilhunxvc
@Dilhunxvc 8 місяців тому
1 month later danny going to have his kid, soooo baby gonna love this song.
@dee-nice0624
@dee-nice0624 5 років тому
How come nobody talks about this?! This is gold.
@theprototype8431
@theprototype8431 5 років тому
Now my wife's on my case, she said "Honey, we have kids! You can't just sell our house!" " I already did!"
@beaniebean4885
@beaniebean4885 4 роки тому
You're about to eat my dust honey. Put on a bib
@lolaishotasf
@lolaishotasf 4 роки тому
Engine so loud, wake a baby in a crib.
@maggiethorpe4837
@maggiethorpe4837 2 роки тому
This was more than 7 years ago... and yet it's timeless! I've never heard anything like Danny's stuff and hope everyone gets a chance to see it, because it's legendary.
@fishorade
@fishorade 4 роки тому
someone with a Prius: *cuts Danny off on the freeway* Danny:
@supercentral899
@supercentral899 5 років тому
Why do songs like its every day bro get more freaking views than this masterpiece. I honestly love this song especially 1:22 to 1:27 but overall a 100x better song than a ricegum song + a Jake Paul song. you are really underrated and should have way more subs and views you are the funniest channel I have seen.
@NYXYN
@NYXYN 5 років тому
Ikr. In all seriousness, I think he's a great and wise lyricist, with a dash of humor.
@godemperorofmankind1046
@godemperorofmankind1046 5 років тому
Why the *_FLIP_* isn’t this on Spotify
@Syn.Topic_
@Syn.Topic_ Рік тому
My favourite Danny song ever 😭 so underrated
@thisisahumanlol8255
@thisisahumanlol8255 3 роки тому
People who never heard of Danny watching this must think hes a jerk.
@tomlxyz
@tomlxyz 3 роки тому
No it's too absurd to be universally be taken seriously
@arunalukariyawasam
@arunalukariyawasam 3 роки тому
There's a Bugatti superimposed on the screen while he freeze his ass off rapping about how he sleeps in it and can't support his children. I really don't think anyone got that vibe from this video lmao. Esp with that adorable haircut. His new videos though...
@thisisahumanlol8255
@thisisahumanlol8255 3 роки тому
@@arunalukariyawasam Wat
@PrettyPinkPeacock
@PrettyPinkPeacock 2 роки тому
@@arunalukariyawasam i didn't even realise that was cgi lol
@jennaburton3472
@jennaburton3472 Рік тому
Or they can recognize comedy when they see it. 🤷🏼‍♀️
@keyanawhitner1112
@keyanawhitner1112 7 років тому
"Turn my head around like an owl" all I thought of was Harry Potter trying to be Hedwig
@odeliafrancescaroav9808
@odeliafrancescaroav9808 6 років тому
Ya boi Young Fayce at it again
@neptunehenriksen
@neptunehenriksen 4 роки тому
Ok but that Prius Driver Character is actually super attractive to me, I-
@yirkidemaret6278
@yirkidemaret6278 4 роки тому
Laura: honny we have kids Danny: i dont like babys
@james2529
@james2529 5 років тому
I genuinely think that this song is one of the best parody songs I've ever heard. I love the lyrics, the beat and especially the counter narrative of the damaged relationships left behind or never gained by fixation on materialism and how identities are constructed around the things we buy and the implied lifestyles attached to those goods, but all of this done without beating you over the head with it. I love that the key point of the damaged relationships of the two characters is delivered in a non-rhyming spoken sentence that breaks the flow of the previous confidence-filled verses. Maybe I am way over analysing it but I'm sad this video doesn't have more views and recognition.
@haaaamy
@haaaamy 7 років тому
I love this so fucking much I'm not kidding I listened to this on repeat all day today
@maggielantz1385
@maggielantz1385 7 років тому
same!
@dudephillips
@dudephillips 5 років тому
Me 2
@bleh1569
@bleh1569 4 роки тому
"All they do is make noise cost money make waste" Cuts to car _wh...OH I see what you did there_
@oneofthree4744
@oneofthree4744 4 роки тому
DANNY YOU NEED TO PUT THIS SONG ON SPOTIFY. I HAVE ALL OF YOUR OTHER SONGS ON THERE. PLZ DO SO, I NEED THIS SONG IN MY PLAYLIST.
@elizabethdesruisseau7826
@elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 років тому
Yalll the slime music video was great, don’t get me wrong, but this deserved to be on trending more in my opinion. It’s criminally underrated, literally my favorite song any youtuber’s ever made 😂
@lucy-fb9tb
@lucy-fb9tb 5 років тому
SAME
@dudephillips
@dudephillips 5 років тому
I saw you commenting above.
@elizabethdesruisseau7826
@elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 років тому
Dude Phillips :) yup I comment on this video every couple times I watch it to help boost it up in the algorithm a bit cuz it’s like my fav song Danny’s made lol
@necr0mancrr
@necr0mancrr 5 років тому
“My house runs on vegetable oil and I’ve never felt a woman” I never laughed so hard in my life
@helloimal
@helloimal 4 роки тому
*1:08* Danny's giving me Harry Potter vibes...
@pespsisipper
@pespsisipper 2 роки тому
god damnit its years later that i noticed the red car is just some vfx x)
@genericname34
@genericname34 7 років тому
Bo Burnham meets Lonely Island
@druckaufreplay1681
@druckaufreplay1681 7 років тому
Dat Moment when you realize, the Bugatti istn real
@sharifAdepetu
@sharifAdepetu 7 років тому
Wait, WHAT!??!?!
@mimikyoo
@mimikyoo 7 років тому
look closely at the pan shot starting at 0:05
@helloworld7870
@helloworld7870 7 років тому
NyzeYT can't stop looking now that it's so obvious! XD
@druckaufreplay1681
@druckaufreplay1681 7 років тому
True ahahahha
@-Selcouth
@-Selcouth 6 років тому
It was so obvious
@itshyguy
@itshyguy 9 місяців тому
danny gonalez is probably the first person who pronounced chai right
@5ome5tranger
@5ome5tranger 10 місяців тому
came here after danny announced he was going to have a baby 👍
@gemma3323
@gemma3323 6 років тому
idk if it was on purpose or not but he looks like harry potter like he's even got gryfinndor house colors
@aldiyartoibazarov5677
@aldiyartoibazarov5677 5 років тому
it was on purpose duh
@rebeccamcghie7507
@rebeccamcghie7507 5 років тому
That Gerard way profile picks iconic as hell
@Lololsans
@Lololsans 5 років тому
Aldik Games & Trends r/woosh
@dudephillips
@dudephillips 5 років тому
@Allout Inferno how was that r/whooosh?
@Lololsans
@Lololsans 5 років тому
Dude Phillips the original commenter was joking, Aldik thought he was being serious, that’s exactly what r/woosh is about. People who don’t get a joke
@amier2k1
@amier2k1 8 років тому
I love this 😂😂😂 better than ksi's lamborghini song
@NahuelCuellas
@NahuelCuellas 8 років тому
Neva
@nyahmonkee10
@nyahmonkee10 8 років тому
tru
@mutasoz6408
@mutasoz6408 8 років тому
No... Just no
@MissVideostar101
@MissVideostar101 8 років тому
Wayyyyy Better
@atheistchrist8896
@atheistchrist8896 8 років тому
I swear to god KSI gets credit for trying but he isn't verbally clever or artistic, his Killemnjaro song.....never mind...let's not talk about that one
@lundenbridge
@lundenbridge 3 роки тому
the fact that none of these songs are on spotify is such a shame... danny’s had bops since the beginning
@poplpuxwilhike2032
@poplpuxwilhike2032 3 роки тому
They are on Spotify..?
@iateadogwheniwas5yearsold
@iateadogwheniwas5yearsold 4 місяці тому
he predictede the I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI trend
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