EPISODE 3: The Betrayal

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EPISODE 3!!! Things are getting crazy, and also wild. Leah saves my life after I pass out, we get in a huge fight, and Cody Simpson does the unthinkable. Enjoy! (also, just realized this is a 15-part story so there will be lots of these videos lol)
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КОМЕНТАРІ: 9 400
@kurtisconner
@kurtisconner 3 роки тому
ok apparently the "underworld" statement is a reference to the play that they're doing in the episode, but: 1: I'm an idiot and obviously didn't know that 2: Still a very dumb thing to say so I stand by my sketch 3: Thank you for teaching me something new!
@glkittyz2004
@glkittyz2004 3 роки тому
Hell yea
@jc2602
@jc2602 3 роки тому
LMAOOO and you did a WHOLE SEGMENT OFF of that confusion. Love it
@christinadamon9818
@christinadamon9818 3 роки тому
damn just as I was about to comment “I can’t believe Kurtis doesn’t know the story of Orpheus smh”
@greanbeenn
@greanbeenn 3 роки тому
Kurtis Conner hi kurtis ily
@sakshitripathi2492
@sakshitripathi2492 3 роки тому
Ashjsjshdjdkkshshl hello kurtis
@ellapowell3437
@ellapowell3437 3 роки тому
"I'm a bisexual, nerdy, theater girl in high school" Wow Kurtis is really channeling his audience
@zaxi_e1974
@zaxi_e1974 3 роки тому
fuck that’s almost me
@meowdyllic
@meowdyllic 3 роки тому
im a lesbian, nerdy girl in home school 😳
@wriggleby
@wriggleby 3 роки тому
@@meowdyllic dude same
@nutellacastle
@nutellacastle 3 роки тому
@@meowdyllic same here 😂
@safayamohamed7074
@safayamohamed7074 3 роки тому
I’m a bisexual theatre girl in high school, I’m just not nerdy
@SamGlaze
@SamGlaze 3 роки тому
“I’m Kurtisssss with a lot of ssses, I’m a bisexual theater girl...” yeah we know, but what about in the game?
@ej6975
@ej6975 3 роки тому
You had no right- I’m w h e e z i n g
@afdbhkb7736
@afdbhkb7736 3 роки тому
I read "with a lot of asses" and now I can't unimagine him with more than one ass
@doebaee
@doebaee 3 роки тому
Lmao
@largebladderboy
@largebladderboy 3 роки тому
wtf...... he's a bisexual nerdy theater girl 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
@deannas2778
@deannas2778 3 роки тому
😂😂😂 oh shit.
@obanginn
@obanginn Рік тому
It’s been two years and kurtis saying “orifice” instead of Orpheus still makes me cry
@colown
@colown Рік тому
THAT PART MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD AS A HADESTOWN FAN
@ririme9934
@ririme9934 Рік тому
So I guess I'm not the only one watching this video like 2 years later 😭😭
@aloeleaf
@aloeleaf Рік тому
@@ririme9934 I’m here too!!
@ririme9934
@ririme9934 Рік тому
@@aloeleafloll
@moopshoop8654
@moopshoop8654 Рік тому
And when he was confused about the underworld comment 😭😭😭
@dimly2002
@dimly2002 3 роки тому
Kurtis is the only guy that can say dude after every word without being annoying
@Meeskait1992
@Meeskait1992 3 роки тому
True dat
@Meeskait1992
@Meeskait1992 3 роки тому
I just thought it was weird that you had 1.1K likes without replies
@jenoo_
@jenoo_ 3 роки тому
Are you Stay?
@dimly2002
@dimly2002 3 роки тому
@@jenoo_ no i just randomly have a pic of a kpop boy as my pfp for no reason😎✊
@jenoo_
@jenoo_ 3 роки тому
@@dimly2002 stay 😩
@kzoobaby44
@kzoobaby44 3 роки тому
my man kurtis really just said “absolutely my dear orifice,” and then moved on like it was nothing.
@peninabaron3058
@peninabaron3058 3 роки тому
Hahaha.. I had to play that bit twice to check i wasn't hearing things. Came to the comments to see if anyone else had something to say about it.
@asockwithholes3707
@asockwithholes3707 3 роки тому
I WAS WONDERING ABT THAT
@mimisterious
@mimisterious 3 роки тому
@@peninabaron3058 me too 😭😭😭
@orchdork775
@orchdork775 3 роки тому
YES! That was amazing
@blaccoreo3110
@blaccoreo3110 3 роки тому
Ikr 💀
@haynamarshall
@haynamarshall 3 роки тому
Kurtis calling Orpheus of the UNDERWORLD “orifice” is giving me life
@CandacePo
@CandacePo 3 роки тому
He just called that man a hole
@purple-sj2bt
@purple-sj2bt 3 роки тому
Anime Jesus would be proud
@missy2375
@missy2375 3 роки тому
@@manicpixie6327 no
@ali8800
@ali8800 3 роки тому
he probably combined Orpheus and Euridice in the most unfortunate way possible akfjajfjqa
@thetearsofflowers8169
@thetearsofflowers8169 3 роки тому
HADESTOWN
@marquellestoskopf6200
@marquellestoskopf6200 3 роки тому
Bey: "i cant imagine leaving the underworld and not turning around to check you out" Kurtis: *doesn't know whats happening* Me: *explaining the story of Orpheus and Eurydice to my dog*
@freyavine6448
@freyavine6448 2 роки тому
I just wished he could have known before he made the skit. At least your dog knows now
@cashnelson2306
@cashnelson2306 2 роки тому
He made that whole bit about how dumb it was when he could have just asked someone or googled it or something lmao
@eep_eep
@eep_eep 2 роки тому
Yesss
@eaglerage114
@eaglerage114 2 роки тому
okay, good, i’m not the only one who knows about orpheus and eurydice
@naomir6594
@naomir6594 2 роки тому
Same lmao I was hoping someone mentioned it
@calowenby1654
@calowenby1654 Рік тому
The r-rated kiss is one of Kurtis's most underrated bits in my opinion.
@jillsarah7356
@jillsarah7356 Рік тому
Came here to say this
@calowenby1654
@calowenby1654 Рік тому
@@jillsarah7356 Oh cool!
@jasminem7390
@jasminem7390 3 роки тому
Alternative title for this series “kurtis living his best life as a bisexual teenage girl and spending his life savings on diamonds to kiss animated people”.
@ellaa5986
@ellaa5986 3 роки тому
Facts!!!
@stinkygayfrog5742
@stinkygayfrog5742 3 роки тому
and thats on what? and thats on periot
@saraelnaggar739
@saraelnaggar739 3 роки тому
Ÿèš
@arianagrandefan2765
@arianagrandefan2765 3 роки тому
@@jarredpickle7890 faxx
@bodaciousdoggo8971
@bodaciousdoggo8971 3 роки тому
Legend has it he sold his soul to get more diamonds
@adamburdt8794
@adamburdt8794 3 роки тому
How to ruin an intimate moment: Say, "I think were having an intimate moment"
@Merpsicles
@Merpsicles 3 роки тому
I'm commenting so I can later update on my boyfriend's reaction to me saying this
@mpatel6135
@mpatel6135 3 роки тому
@@Merpsicles how’d that work out lol
@Merpsicles
@Merpsicles 3 роки тому
@@mpatel6135 he called me stupid but didn't stop being cute so that was nice
@mpatel6135
@mpatel6135 3 роки тому
@@Merpsicles funnnnn
@iwantpastries5649
@iwantpastries5649 3 роки тому
I want to say this when it's not an intimate moment and see if it's even weirder lol
@crumblyairship
@crumblyairship Рік тому
the "Leah punching her car" gag makes me laugh harder every time
@calowenby1654
@calowenby1654 Рік тому
That's fair, honestly.
@miamitchell5129
@miamitchell5129 3 роки тому
I can tell you what it means! In Greek mythology there was a man who's wife got trapped in the underworld. So he made a deal to get down there but was told once he got his wife only to look forward and ignore all the trickery behind him because if he didn't he would walk onto the earth without his wife and lose her forever. So essentially what she is saying is I would look back to check you out even though I'd lose everything!
@Alyakismydutchname
@Alyakismydutchname 3 роки тому
Thanks! People kept mentioning that it was from Greek mythology, but I didn't really see anyone explaining the back story so I was still confused until I read your comment lol
@allymoo1100
@allymoo1100 3 роки тому
There’s a great musical called Hadestown that goes through the story, highly recommended!!
@dj-murlock
@dj-murlock 2 роки тому
I feel like every comma costs 20 diamonds to you
@miamitchell5129
@miamitchell5129 2 роки тому
@@dj-murlock yeah lol they totes do! Lol just kidding. When I get really excited, i kind of forget to add punctuation!!!!!
@3oddsocks47
@3oddsocks47 2 роки тому
Wow that was a really quick and easy explanation well done.
@AshaSara
@AshaSara 3 роки тому
"Haute coutoure meets Netflix and Chill" sounds straight outta Riverdale
@catherine7144
@catherine7144 3 роки тому
Strangely enough it reminds me of Riverdale sometimes.
@ramiyahlee6108
@ramiyahlee6108 3 роки тому
ANIME LOVER even the school is called riverside
@catherine7144
@catherine7144 3 роки тому
Ramiyah Lee Yeah it seemed oddly suspicious to me..
@AshaSara
@AshaSara 3 роки тому
@@ramiyahlee6108 I was thinking that too like 🤔
@soupbubbles3795
@soupbubbles3795 3 роки тому
i love your username so much ahh sejsjdjs
@amaliaguimaraes8453
@amaliaguimaraes8453 3 роки тому
Kurtis making a whole skit about not understanding the story of Orpheus and Eurydice is my new favorite thing
@uncleiroh3497
@uncleiroh3497 3 роки тому
I think Kurtis is getting to me. I read Eurydice as uterus.
@Grace-px5ck
@Grace-px5ck 3 роки тому
@@brennag6138 ORIFICE AND UTERUS
@ashton2191
@ashton2191 3 роки тому
Kurtis town > Hades town
@sophiehagan8208
@sophiehagan8208 3 роки тому
AHEN HE SAID ORIFICE I
@theblacklapinou
@theblacklapinou 3 роки тому
@amalia guimataes Unlike us, Kurtis had friends when he was a kid
@LizStyles123
@LizStyles123 3 роки тому
“Orpheus! I can’t believe we’re getting married.” “Outback Steakhouse”
@CharlesRoger893
@CharlesRoger893 9 місяців тому
A perfectly good pickup line
@leyla56
@leyla56 3 роки тому
"Cody Simpson yeaaaahhh"gets me screaming every single time
@h_a1019
@h_a1019 3 роки тому
SAAAAAME
@hearthhestia
@hearthhestia 3 роки тому
As someone who loves greek mythology, hearing Kurtis call Orpheus “orifice” made me laugh harder than I’d like to admit.
@theFakeRed
@theFakeRed 3 роки тому
Oh, Lord, same. Also love your pfp & username
@wobhob
@wobhob 3 роки тому
Kooky Reclusive Biology Professor omg your name wow
@safayamohamed7074
@safayamohamed7074 3 роки тому
Kooky Reclusive Biology Professor it’s 2020 and Alexa still can’t self destruct 😔
@lavendertrees9515
@lavendertrees9515 3 роки тому
Same and I was so disappointed when he didn’t get the underworld reference 😔😔
@nkk_23
@nkk_23 3 роки тому
percy jackson taught me way more than i need to know
@jillianmcqueen5954
@jillianmcqueen5954 3 роки тому
Kurtis should’ve named his character “G” so then his ship name with Leah could be “Leg”
@giovanaalicem.b.2129
@giovanaalicem.b.2129 3 роки тому
I have no idea why this is the funniest thing ever
@_self_absorbed_205
@_self_absorbed_205 3 роки тому
Why am I laughing
@aisyamohhidin2030
@aisyamohhidin2030 3 роки тому
this is genius
@yasminfernandes1884
@yasminfernandes1884 3 роки тому
this is peak humor
@evec1219
@evec1219 3 роки тому
what even is my humor i just found that the funniest thing ever jesus
@april_flint
@april_flint 3 роки тому
*singing blackbird (in the wrong key) by the Beatles* “that’s a Christmas song right?”
@anonymeese
@anonymeese 2 роки тому
I dont want to sound like a nitpicky neckbeard, but unless you have perfect pitch I'm pretty sure the chance of singing a song in the right key is like 1 in 12, and key isn't even a problem. Key is relative, and I don't think it was the problem. It was probably the fact that he was singing A Christmas Song Edit: jesus this comment looks really mean I'm sorry m8
@JewelDahl
@JewelDahl 2 роки тому
@@anonymeese you're good king, I think they just meant that it just simply sounds like he sang a song without ever hearing it and only reading the lyrics :')
@littlemissmello
@littlemissmello 2 роки тому
the key wasn't the problem, the issue was that he sang it to the melody of chestnuts roasting on an open fire
@onewiththeslugs8928
@onewiththeslugs8928 3 роки тому
5:06 I lost it when Kurtis started singing Blackbird by the Beatles in the tune of the Christmas song that goes “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire”
@_nightdescends
@_nightdescends 3 роки тому
😆
@pleasesetmeonfire1166
@pleasesetmeonfire1166 3 роки тому
Name: Orpheus Pronounced: “or-fee-us” Kurtis: “Orifice”
@creenomad2338
@creenomad2338 3 роки тому
I was just about to comment that lmao.
@fleurdervs
@fleurdervs 3 роки тому
@@creenomad2338 same lol
@godzandheros
@godzandheros 3 роки тому
and he knows how to pronounce "haute" correctly of all things
@bisthetic735
@bisthetic735 3 роки тому
Name: Spencer Pronounced: “sp-eh-n-ser” Kurtis: “Cody”
@VeronicaStories1
@VeronicaStories1 3 роки тому
Please set me on fire Kurtis does nothing by accident.
@STVRSTUDS
@STVRSTUDS 3 роки тому
“You’re telling me Romeo AND Juliet die? Nope” kurtis clearly hasn’t seen west side story
@idyllic9613
@idyllic9613 3 роки тому
HahahhahHagyhvhtyh I’m peeing my pants
@_Caboose
@_Caboose 3 роки тому
wow 2 repiles bruh
@rachelkindred4169
@rachelkindred4169 3 роки тому
you can really tell he's not a theatre kid and i respect him for that
@Ejfnvnvnej
@Ejfnvnvnej 3 роки тому
Nor has he seen Gnomeo and Juliet smh
@certifiedgreg_rose
@certifiedgreg_rose 11 місяців тому
West side story is literally my favorite movie
@brandonlivingston919
@brandonlivingston919 3 роки тому
The random cuts to Leah punching the car have me laughing uncontrollably 🤣🤣🤣
@Horrorbotyt
@Horrorbotyt 2 роки тому
"Enjoying the story so far?" *"Fuck you"* made me laugh so hard I cried
@NosferotikaBr
@NosferotikaBr 3 роки тому
Watching the ad just so Kurtis can purchase more diamonds
@emilynoss3900
@emilynoss3900 3 роки тому
me too lol
@gray4061
@gray4061 3 роки тому
Same
@missdiction4455
@missdiction4455 3 роки тому
Same.
@dimly2002
@dimly2002 3 роки тому
Thnx for reminding me
@heysaucemikehere1804
@heysaucemikehere1804 3 роки тому
Hey, I’m in the middle of doing that and reading comments while it runs
@suhailaq
@suhailaq 3 роки тому
Kurtis really out here living his best life as a bisexual theatre kid Edit: Ok but like. . . should he make merch with like "Bisexual theatre kid"? Idk I tick all the boxes so I'd definitely buy, would be more appealing if "depressed" was there somewhere
@msola5
@msola5 3 роки тому
Honestly same lmao
@user-dn9qw6if6m
@user-dn9qw6if6m 3 роки тому
same but without the theatre
@mytherapistsaidno6643
@mytherapistsaidno6643 3 роки тому
same but without the best life
@TheRainyKingdom
@TheRainyKingdom 3 роки тому
He really had to imitate me 😔😭
@anyaj5171
@anyaj5171 3 роки тому
same but im depressed, lesbian and i have no interest in theatre
@KaiJ8
@KaiJ8 3 роки тому
My humour is so fucked, *BÖÖKS* is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
@mayam4830
@mayam4830 3 роки тому
kurtis instantly getting the twilight reference but not the orpheus reference is killing me
@chadschmaltz9790
@chadschmaltz9790 4 місяці тому
Me too. I was very disappointed.
@danielle806
@danielle806 3 роки тому
Kurtis: does an "australian" accent. The accents: Irish and British.
@oliviadudash366
@oliviadudash366 3 роки тому
FR I WAS DYING
@justpanera4102
@justpanera4102 3 роки тому
i thought it was scottish LMAO
@zaxi_e1974
@zaxi_e1974 3 роки тому
Iritish
@sethdunn4219
@sethdunn4219 3 роки тому
No one expects the spanish inquisition!
@far_08
@far_08 3 роки тому
@SugaKookieDough i know! Hello there
@riley33987
@riley33987 3 роки тому
kurtis singing blackbird to the tune of chestnuts roasting on an open fire was ASTRONOMICAL
@vustedamove
@vustedamove 3 роки тому
Black birds roasting on the campfire.
@liahamilton8931
@liahamilton8931 3 роки тому
Hahaa i wanna full version
@kkd9
@kkd9 3 роки тому
the christmas song?
@leyuh5195
@leyuh5195 3 роки тому
what language is this i don't know both songs 💀
@Pobloonair
@Pobloonair 3 роки тому
Astronomical wow
@BrittPearceWatches
@BrittPearceWatches 2 роки тому
“You don’t want these hot lemon lime sandwiches to go cold” I almost spit out my coffee
@leafinx
@leafinx 2 роки тому
“Her first peaceful sleep in years” Also kurtisssss: *was in a coma*
@chloedavies3699
@chloedavies3699 3 роки тому
WHEN KURTIS SANG BLACKBIRD TO THE TUNE OF CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE I *SOBBED*
@he.said.teenjiejer
@he.said.teenjiejer 3 роки тому
SAME
@edithevans7751
@edithevans7751 3 роки тому
LMFAO
@stanloona8733
@stanloona8733 3 роки тому
I think he was joking
@finleyh3834
@finleyh3834 3 роки тому
I WAS CRYINGGG
@Invictus___me
@Invictus___me 3 роки тому
Exactly
@karasings4eversings211
@karasings4eversings211 3 роки тому
This should be called “I pay for episode so you don’t have to” you totally should that’s how I feel and I love you for it
@shaf2317
@shaf2317 3 роки тому
ikr, i was so tempted to buy stuff on this app as a kid. now i'm glad i didn't spend actual money just to see a few extra shitty scenes or my character in some basic ass outfit cause that's all there is.
@Nobody-wc2qi
@Nobody-wc2qi 3 роки тому
@@shaf2317 I see you like ron weasly
@LavroseRovender
@LavroseRovender 3 роки тому
Awww I love you too
@garyjr.488
@garyjr.488 3 роки тому
Put that on a shirt
@heysaucemikehere1804
@heysaucemikehere1804 3 роки тому
No body no they _are_ Ron weasly, just like I’m a sassy cat, peoples pfps are always who they actually are. The internet doesn’t lie.
@nicolegomez6006
@nicolegomez6006 3 роки тому
"Spencer....I hardly know her" Took me sooooo much by surprise I almost died just from laughing and came back to life
@bouncyblessed
@bouncyblessed 2 роки тому
5:12 ah yes the beatles christmas album feat. blackbird
@bugbile4236
@bugbile4236 3 роки тому
Kurtis singing “Blackbird” by PAUL MCCARTNEY as a Christmas Carol got me-
@meghanlsatterfield
@meghanlsatterfield 3 роки тому
Unus Guy hey man uh hey uh who do you think wrote it? :)
@decypher6449
@decypher6449 3 роки тому
😩😩😩
@burcebanning
@burcebanning 3 роки тому
That isn't a Christmas carol?
@fizzneticfizznetic3892
@fizzneticfizznetic3892 3 роки тому
@@burcebanning no lol look up 'Blackbird' by the beatles if u want to hear it
@sammytownusa1379
@sammytownusa1379 3 роки тому
Fizznetic Fizznetic r/whoosh
@peachyskies8271
@peachyskies8271 3 роки тому
" Now I'm all rage-y." " I get so pissy." me: * sigh * they have such a way with words.
@frankiemermaid2027
@frankiemermaid2027 3 роки тому
IM VERY PISSY
@TheDonSapius
@TheDonSapius 3 роки тому
Shakespeare would be jealous.
@philidor9657
@philidor9657 3 роки тому
"Its gonna be fire emoji heart emoji!!!1!"
@Threebuges
@Threebuges 3 роки тому
Im VERY PISSYYY
@MaybeLily1234
@MaybeLily1234 3 роки тому
@@frankiemermaid2027 I understood that reference!
@officialblimp
@officialblimp 3 роки тому
kurtisssss: “the tension was getting epic 😎” 2 seconds later: “i do believe we were having an intimate moment 🧐”
@reynao.3671
@reynao.3671 3 роки тому
When was it ever established that they're putting on a play though?? I mean its 4am and I've been watching Kurtis' videos for hours but I didn't miss them mentioning a whole play... did I?
@BananaGalaxy
@BananaGalaxy Рік тому
I know this comment was made a year ago but in case anyone from the future is confused they do mention a play in the actual story it just got cut out of the video for some reason
@softlysofia
@softlysofia 3 роки тому
the vocals Kurtis had when he sang “cOdY sImPSon” were shockingly good.
@elfinnch7613
@elfinnch7613 3 роки тому
Our mayor has talent
@emiliapisica6083
@emiliapisica6083 3 роки тому
When I heard it for the first time, I literally screamed "FUCK" and my parents ran into my room, asking me if I was okay...
@venusiscool836
@venusiscool836 3 роки тому
Yea he does that sometimes, where he just becomes a famous singet
@emiliapisica6083
@emiliapisica6083 3 роки тому
@SugaKookieDough It's ok, I understand why you think that's fake but that actually did happen sooo
@cadietuc
@cadietuc 3 роки тому
@@atlaslikethemoth i would like but its at 68
@sarah_faith
@sarah_faith 3 роки тому
Let's put an "F" in the chat for Kurtis not understanding Greek mythology.
@kikilatorre
@kikilatorre 3 роки тому
F
@fionathepersona9409
@fionathepersona9409 3 роки тому
F
@alexagarcia2275
@alexagarcia2275 3 роки тому
F😔
@bekahnavarro
@bekahnavarro 3 роки тому
And another for not knowing a classic Beatles song. F F
@dami5154
@dami5154 3 роки тому
F
@pixie7093
@pixie7093 3 роки тому
13:55 will never fail to make me double over from laughing so hard oh my god
@LolaLolo7
@LolaLolo7 3 роки тому
These are literally hilarious. For some reason when you're playing episode by yourself, it makes sense but when you watch someone else play it you realise how dumb it is😂
@_Seyonce_
@_Seyonce_ 3 роки тому
The name on the screen: Orpheus Kurtis: *pronounces it as "orifice"*
@kittylouvex
@kittylouvex 3 роки тому
Tess Foster AHAHAHAHA
@izzynahorodny7313
@izzynahorodny7313 3 роки тому
LOL
@shaming6295
@shaming6295 3 роки тому
Owen Flibbert same
@sethdunn4219
@sethdunn4219 3 роки тому
No one expects the spanish inquisition!
@marleybayne6233
@marleybayne6233 3 роки тому
euridyce is quaking
@NacodaLupine
@NacodaLupine 3 роки тому
today we learned that kurtis was not a greek mythology kid in school.
@benson7498
@benson7498 3 роки тому
Orr- E - Phus made me lol
@daisy-zh7gk
@daisy-zh7gk 3 роки тому
him making a whole sketch on it not making sense😭 sir
@siushi630
@siushi630 3 роки тому
@@daisy-zh7gk jhzjjhdbxzj i wanted to get inside my mf screen and educate him -
@suzymfleur
@suzymfleur 3 роки тому
bahaha legit i was like "its just a nerdy joke my guy"
@nataliekraemer4363
@nataliekraemer4363 3 роки тому
I came to the comments looking for this
@EnderPanReigns
@EnderPanReigns 3 роки тому
I like how it was all joking and then when Leah did a 180 and said she thought Kurtisss and her was a bad idea, kurtis just said “yeah what the fuck” in such a genuinely offended tone
@Andrea-dy1kr
@Andrea-dy1kr 3 роки тому
I want Kurtis singing blackbird wrong on SoundCloud right now
@cashkallen
@cashkallen 3 роки тому
Kurtis out her saying shit like “that’s a Christmas song right” after singing Blackbird by The Beatles...
@catsplat1272
@catsplat1272 3 роки тому
The way he sang it too 💀
@holundersirup1189
@holundersirup1189 3 роки тому
omg I was shoocketh I was in tears almost
@Ruby_Gloom
@Ruby_Gloom 3 роки тому
I was crying 😂
@lindamukarakate7511
@lindamukarakate7511 3 роки тому
I thought he was being sarcastic
@AnnMarcelino
@AnnMarcelino 3 роки тому
Bless his heart out mayor is a himbo 😂❤️
@aleckomro1460
@aleckomro1460 3 роки тому
“I’ll kiss everybody” proceeds to kiss the same two characters
@devin2445
@devin2445 Рік тому
Lol
@Megan-ef1ml
@Megan-ef1ml 6 місяців тому
Lol
@i_dip_kids_into_ranch
@i_dip_kids_into_ranch 5 місяців тому
Lol
@sagebell1309
@sagebell1309 3 роки тому
12:30 me trying to figure out the plot of Hadestown based just on the soundtrack
@torim.7047
@torim.7047 3 роки тому
The accents are totally heart eyes emoji!!
@enabunny5522
@enabunny5522 3 роки тому
me: *buys merch to support kurtis* kurtis: *uses my money to buy diamonds on episode*
@naz4488
@naz4488 3 роки тому
Money well spent
@atlas2992
@atlas2992 3 роки тому
as he should
@Rosia4309
@Rosia4309 3 роки тому
Exactly what I payed for
@Ethern0
@Ethern0 3 роки тому
A fair exchange.
@someman66
@someman66 3 роки тому
Be honest, it's what any of us would've done
@alicedimitro
@alicedimitro 3 роки тому
Am I the only one who dies laughing every time he says "Chris phucker"
@jaaaaaane
@jaaaaaane 3 роки тому
Alice Dimitropoulos ᴡᴀᴀ. ᴡᴀᴀ.
@i_spite_myself8111
@i_spite_myself8111 3 роки тому
@@jaaaaaane wHhha
@hono_moo433
@hono_moo433 3 роки тому
Don’t worry you’re not alone
@skinless5163
@skinless5163 3 роки тому
so you die everytime he says it but when he doesnt say it you come back to life?
@orkworldbuilding9588
@orkworldbuilding9588 3 роки тому
Yes
@katiepower6655
@katiepower6655 3 роки тому
no one: taylor swift writing love story: 10:34
@yoshidex64
@yoshidex64 3 роки тому
5:24 I love how their animations just reset when the doorbell rings.
@emmabuck4415
@emmabuck4415 3 роки тому
ah yes, “blackbird” by the beatles, my favorite christmas song
@luna_feles4165
@luna_feles4165 3 роки тому
IKR, I laughed more on this than I should have-
@megancampbell8821
@megancampbell8821 3 роки тому
This was the comment I was looking for😂😂
@gennavievegwenn4564
@gennavievegwenn4564 3 роки тому
Mine too 💕
@ChloeSmith-dn8pw
@ChloeSmith-dn8pw 3 роки тому
HelpIcan'tunhearit
@actuaiiyyou
@actuaiiyyou 3 роки тому
Yess 😫
@lilylukehart8481
@lilylukehart8481 3 роки тому
dam kurtis really said cottagecore lesbian rights with his merch
@AshaSara
@AshaSara 3 роки тому
I was thinking of cottagecore too lol
@saraelnaggar739
@saraelnaggar739 3 роки тому
Y e s
@RohanPlays
@RohanPlays 3 роки тому
i laugh out loud every time he says chris phucker
@titouanhazard8191
@titouanhazard8191 Рік тому
As both a french speaker and stylism student, hearing kurtis call haute couture "hoot cootoor" is the funniest thing ever
@aidanc7787
@aidanc7787 3 роки тому
Nobody: Spencer: “WHO ARE YOU I AM FROM ANCIENT GREECE”
@Ang515na
@Ang515na 3 роки тому
Ruby Jones YEEESSS
@notyourdaughter666
@notyourdaughter666 3 роки тому
I LOVE THIS
@anonymousnotthegroup6013
@anonymousnotthegroup6013 3 роки тому
I don't deserve you... you should be with a real girl.
@safoora900
@safoora900 3 роки тому
YESS
@sem9517
@sem9517 3 роки тому
Timestamp?
@mianenadic9531
@mianenadic9531 3 роки тому
let’s appreciate how kurtis uses his real money to buy diamonds for our entertainment
@magicaljaws.mp3366
@magicaljaws.mp3366 3 роки тому
king shit. 😌
@ZoeRebecca
@ZoeRebecca 3 роки тому
i love how u have 2.1k likes but 1 reply
@namelastname9580
@namelastname9580 3 роки тому
fr no youtuber does that, they just go for the free options, let’s appreciate kurtis
@AshaSara
@AshaSara 3 роки тому
I love him
@hm-nf5ql
@hm-nf5ql 3 роки тому
Yeah, it’s really nice of him to do that but that’s literally his job lmao
@carmentee614
@carmentee614 3 роки тому
The way you talked about High School Musical OFFICIALLY made you my favourite person on this platform
@otisrulling1090
@otisrulling1090 3 роки тому
The underworld statement is a reference to the greek mith of “Euridice” and “Orpheus”. The canonical origin of the “you had ONE job” meme.
@ronaldmcdonald2024
@ronaldmcdonald2024 3 роки тому
Kurtis selling hoodies for summer is the most Canadian thing that's ever been done
@pg6052
@pg6052 3 роки тому
funnily enough winter comes after summer and if you act now you’ll have a new sweater when it happens
@shoujomiku
@shoujomiku 3 роки тому
Payton G wait .... no it doesn’t
@swixtwix
@swixtwix 3 роки тому
@@pg6052 r/woooooooooosh
@mialevings1097
@mialevings1097 3 роки тому
Payton G do you are have stupid
@kordaekalmbach1020
@kordaekalmbach1020 3 роки тому
The hoodies being sold out before the t-shirts is the most insecure teenager thing that's ever been done
@peach7795
@peach7795 3 роки тому
Me: Mom i want Harry Styles Mom: We have Harry Styles at home Harry Styles at home: 14:41
@liainahamilton2145
@liainahamilton2145 3 роки тому
i squealed
@marycrowley8428
@marycrowley8428 3 роки тому
bahahahahaha
@rachelwilliams6119
@rachelwilliams6119 3 роки тому
This hits too close to home
@khloesampson4442
@khloesampson4442 3 роки тому
i laughed too hard
@TheMrAllesio
@TheMrAllesio 3 роки тому
😭😭that’s so funny for literally no reason
@rachelambereverleigh9308
@rachelambereverleigh9308 3 роки тому
14:56 I LITERALLY CHOKED ON MY CAKE I CANT BREATH I don't know why that is so funny for me lmao I'm crying
@itsyaboiroman3345
@itsyaboiroman3345 3 роки тому
Kurtis being completely flummoxed by the Orpheus and Eurydice reference has me (a classics student) internally screaming so hard
@angelhell8679
@angelhell8679 3 роки тому
kurtis's jaw as he stares at himself from the future: ⬆️⬅️➡️⬇️↗️↔️↪️⤴️🔁🔄🔃↖️↘️↖️
@YourAverageSpelunker
@YourAverageSpelunker 3 роки тому
Now my jaw hurts
@k.yxr31.j46
@k.yxr31.j46 3 роки тому
OOF Oofington i thought i was the only one who tried
@eevie2805
@eevie2805 3 роки тому
@@k.yxr31.j46 good practice to get yourself a jawline
@mannyeatsdirt
@mannyeatsdirt 3 роки тому
Ah yes blackbird by the beatles, a Christmas lullaby.
@hania88888
@hania88888 3 роки тому
fhsgahag
@lisaaxen534
@lisaaxen534 3 роки тому
BEAAAAAAAAATLEEEEEEES
@thursdaycarter4533
@thursdaycarter4533 3 роки тому
SALTS
@noneya7910
@noneya7910 3 роки тому
Lol
@anniedangerface
@anniedangerface 3 роки тому
Rocco Dogger I dont think they copied anyone, it’s an obvious joke that’s why like five people have made it lol
@ctenophored7883
@ctenophored7883 2 роки тому
Kurtis writing a whole sketch about how he didn’t get the Orpheus reference is absolutely gold
@madisonpaul9056
@madisonpaul9056 3 роки тому
it's been two months, i need a part four
@valentinagerberoff856
@valentinagerberoff856 3 роки тому
We demand part 4
@jasonowolabi900
@jasonowolabi900 3 роки тому
@@valentinagerberoff856 it's out
@jasonowolabi900
@jasonowolabi900 3 роки тому
It's out
@Hip.Username
@Hip.Username 3 роки тому
Damn good timing
@anikachaturvedii
@anikachaturvedii 3 роки тому
I’d watch the hell out of “My friend Ant-Man”
@bloodycrocs
@bloodycrocs 3 роки тому
michelle No. ❤️
@anikachaturvedii
@anikachaturvedii 3 роки тому
michelle i’m glad you tried to promote your stuff ✨🧚‍♀️☺️ don’t do it again
@casperleedonovan6340
@casperleedonovan6340 3 роки тому
🌸🦋💓😻I'll check your channel out 💋💝💅👑🌸If I actually give a shit 🐋💅🥰🧚‍♀️😘💞
@torridweiss
@torridweiss 3 роки тому
@@michimusica nobody likes when people advertise on other people's channels. make videos because you enjoy making videos. eventually, the right audience will come.
@TheKaselord
@TheKaselord 3 роки тому
@@michimusica bruh you bigger than me
@Wolfgang8-Y
@Wolfgang8-Y 3 роки тому
"isn't that a christmas song?" "orifice" "what could [reference to a previously mentioned well-known greek myth] possibly mean" smh can't believe our mayor's a himbo 😔
@TheDonSapius
@TheDonSapius 3 роки тому
Is that like bimbo but for guys?
@corap183
@corap183 3 роки тому
Alexander Ayers I guess 🤷‍♀️
@mandarinablue8438
@mandarinablue8438 3 роки тому
@@TheDonSapius I'm rolling in the underworld from this comment
@beestarjay
@beestarjay 3 роки тому
@@TheDonSapius yes
@ia490
@ia490 3 роки тому
this comment made laugh so hard thanks for that 😂
@mieshasehgal4975
@mieshasehgal4975 3 роки тому
5:09 when you realize that Kurtis has an angelic voice
@lpstrooperstudios3907
@lpstrooperstudios3907 2 роки тому
When she said “I can’t imagine leaving the underworld and not turning around to check you out” it’s a reference to this old story where this guys wife was stuck in hell and the only way he could have her back is to walk from hell up to earth without looking at her and if he did look at her she would stay down there and die. So yas 👏
@rockfriendmemo
@rockfriendmemo 3 роки тому
kurtis really out here singing “blackbird” to the tune of “the christmas song” like- *houston, we have a bruh moment.*
@shutupheather9354
@shutupheather9354 3 роки тому
it was a joke “bRuH.”
@rockfriendmemo
@rockfriendmemo 3 роки тому
Bibi T. how do you know, snoopy?
@katarinachiogna-solovey3560
@katarinachiogna-solovey3560 3 роки тому
😭😭😭 my fav song
@shutupheather9354
@shutupheather9354 3 роки тому
acidic minds because snoopy knows everything. snoopy knows all. (Lol nah I’m jk. It was kinda funny and odd of him, but we still love Kurtis 😋. Also i didn’t know if he was jk or not. I just felt like commenting something random- lol)
@backstreetboysreuniontourb7719
@backstreetboysreuniontourb7719 3 роки тому
Wait what was the time stamp?
@reaganatchison3864
@reaganatchison3864 3 роки тому
i feel like cody’s accent changed 20+ times throughout the story and i’m here for it
@amber5694
@amber5694 3 роки тому
I like that we've all just agreed he is Cody Simpson, so much so that we forget that the actual character's name is Spencer. This is wonderful.
@reaganatchison3864
@reaganatchison3864 3 роки тому
@@amber5694 frrr also i don’t remember this getting likes wth
@gummilatte1618
@gummilatte1618 2 роки тому
Wow I thought you were saying kurtis changed his accent instead of Cody and I wasn’t even confused I was like yeah that makes sense
@_eIIa_
@_eIIa_ 2 роки тому
my favourite was when cody was talking to tony and kurtis was trying to do an aussie accent but it came out weirdly irish-english
@jomanalmunea6484
@jomanalmunea6484 3 роки тому
11:23 had me DEEAADDD
@lamirrorball
@lamirrorball 3 роки тому
cool
@olgilolgi922
@olgilolgi922 Рік тому
10:53 Kurtis failed to see the rise of :skull: emoji
@kealops
@kealops 3 роки тому
“That was a Christmas song right?” I- Kurtis that was a Beatles song
@sinistrality
@sinistrality 3 роки тому
Yeah I think he meant he sang it to the tune of a Christmas song, which he did
@addisonmassey4252
@addisonmassey4252 3 роки тому
Lmao I thought it was actually a Christmas song
@theofficialredhead5545
@theofficialredhead5545 3 роки тому
Addison Massey dude paul would be. a sadboi if he found out
@kealops
@kealops 3 роки тому
A Vexed Lens you right
@bubblesukii
@bubblesukii 3 роки тому
chestnuts roasting on an open fire
@lydia-sn3hj
@lydia-sn3hj 3 роки тому
kurtis: *starts singing blackbird to the tune of the christmas song* me, in tears: ...nO
@lydia-sn3hj
@lydia-sn3hj 3 роки тому
HAHA this got 666 likes
@anny2869
@anny2869 3 роки тому
YES!!!
@yvonneruddy-stein8765
@yvonneruddy-stein8765 3 роки тому
“ThE cHrIsTmAs SoNg
@katherine430
@katherine430 3 роки тому
Same
@mikylaj5564
@mikylaj5564 3 роки тому
It broke me
@joex-mn4we
@joex-mn4we 3 роки тому
7:32 WandaVision concept pilot, holy fuck
@Blakethegreater
@Blakethegreater 3 роки тому
6:42 it’s cOdy sImPsyeahn
@cloudieokapi5822
@cloudieokapi5822 3 роки тому
My brain trying to process him singing Blackbird to the tune of Christmas Song: 👁👄👁
@keepthehoperunning5060
@keepthehoperunning5060 3 роки тому
The Beatles didn’t ask for this😔
@johnlennonade4712
@johnlennonade4712 3 роки тому
Keep The Hope Running Paul McCartney shat his pants because of that 🤧😞😞
@fendybendy6466
@fendybendy6466 3 роки тому
i thought i was tripping at first😔
@drewm4657
@drewm4657 3 роки тому
Now I can't imagine it the right way and its fucking with me
@amycuev
@amycuev 3 роки тому
Kurtis: sings "blackbird" by the Beatles also kurtis: tHaT wAs A cHrIsTmAs SoNg RiGhT????
@izzym4318
@izzym4318 3 роки тому
it was disgraceful
@annikan42
@annikan42 3 роки тому
Honestly the way he stuck the lyrics into Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire was kind of impressive
@nerdnasty6628
@nerdnasty6628 3 роки тому
He sang it to the tune of The Christmas Song (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire). He was talking about the tune, not the lyrics. He probably didn't sing it in the original tune to avoid copyright issues. Smart move. The real question is why did the author use Blackbird instead of an actual lullaby?
@cass2223
@cass2223 3 роки тому
disappointed tbh😣
@owenwilson2981
@owenwilson2981 3 роки тому
that hurt my brain
@jazzie2967
@jazzie2967 3 роки тому
Kurtis has shown us he is dad material with that lullaby jam
@kat787
@kat787 3 роки тому
This is one of my favorite videos of his especially the part when Leah “ant-mans” onto the screen, it has me in tears every time
@nicolep8440
@nicolep8440 3 роки тому
can we start a petition to have kurtis try to write his own episode pls
@emmanuelle2977
@emmanuelle2977 3 роки тому
Yes!
@rawanthebookworm1536
@rawanthebookworm1536 3 роки тому
+++
@rawanthebookworm1536
@rawanthebookworm1536 3 роки тому
Get this comment to the top
@Bunny-zz7gu
@Bunny-zz7gu 3 роки тому
where can i sign
@aleshabullen4806
@aleshabullen4806 3 роки тому
!!!!!!!
@hatice4103
@hatice4103 3 роки тому
kurtis crawls into ur ear. u tell him to stop but instead he yells “BÖÖKS” and runs after you 😔
@maddy8221
@maddy8221 3 роки тому
Am in here!
@emiliachabik1205
@emiliachabik1205 3 роки тому
Imagine~
@grrrlmind
@grrrlmind 3 роки тому
shaking and crying rn
@burgerhouseinthehouse2079
@burgerhouseinthehouse2079 3 роки тому
At 3AM
@tortellinidoodle
@tortellinidoodle 3 роки тому
Man, I knew this channel was the best possible way to spend my meaningful days on earth but the comment section makes it even better and I am not even remotely sarcastic. You're a blessing dude
@claudiagarciaalcocer
@claudiagarciaalcocer 2 роки тому
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TAKE EVERYTHING TOO LITERALLY ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY
@a-yf6ho
@a-yf6ho 3 роки тому
Kurtis singing Blackbird to the tune of the "chestnuts roasting on an open fire" song just hits different
@sageisnotaplant99
@sageisnotaplant99 3 роки тому
Alex agreed
@ToasterBrain51702
@ToasterBrain51702 3 роки тому
killed me
@vampierculture
@vampierculture 3 роки тому
Something about that made me hate it and love it at the same time
@lilkiwi_7977
@lilkiwi_7977 3 роки тому
I think that song is called “The Christmas Song”
@thethreeamigozz4599
@thethreeamigozz4599 3 роки тому
Can someone give me the time that he dang it?
@foyi707
@foyi707 3 роки тому
how has kurtis managed to cancel himself so many times in one video: the blackbird song, the accents, lack of Greek myths knowledge LMAO
@akallianpur
@akallianpur 3 роки тому
at least we got our extra greeting :)
@juliaeverose
@juliaeverose 3 роки тому
😭😂
@mayanaashley-carner9918
@mayanaashley-carner9918 3 роки тому
pronouncing orpheus like orifice
@Hayden-cp5ex
@Hayden-cp5ex 3 роки тому
I can't believe it! I walk into my sons room and hes watching two people KISS? He knows hes not supposed to watch rated R films. Hes grounded.
@alexisminors1858
@alexisminors1858 3 роки тому
I LOVE this series!!!
@bbeeq
@bbeeq 3 роки тому
the best part of kurtis’ skits is imagining him giggling to himself hysterically while editing
@michimusica
@michimusica 3 роки тому
hey, i'm a small youtuber. could you check my stuff out :)
@avajoans5774
@avajoans5774 3 роки тому
michelle wait i just watched some of ur videos ur funny 🧚‍♀️✨
@doebaee
@doebaee 3 роки тому
Yeessss
@michimusica
@michimusica 3 роки тому
ava joans thank u 🥺
@alejandrar.9174
@alejandrar.9174 3 роки тому
The fact he didn’t get the Orpheus reference and proceeded to make a skit about it has me DYING
@ezra55595
@ezra55595 3 роки тому
I like the idea that future Kurtis found out about Orpheus and was just... SO Traumatized by it that he had to make a time machine to intervene XD
@Zaki-lq1cx
@Zaki-lq1cx 3 роки тому
Lol ikr
@Grace-py7sy
@Grace-py7sy 3 роки тому
lol
@frog_humidifier585
@frog_humidifier585 2 роки тому
Ikr I was losing it
@victoria4307
@victoria4307 2 роки тому
Someone wants to explain...?
@leanwa1ter
@leanwa1ter 2 роки тому
kurtis genuinely scared the living shit out of me in the beginning. i fucking jumped, neck hair was standing, goosebumps.
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